Conor McGregor’s “‘Injured Toe’ story

[@luis5s]

25 minutes but clearly this was an hour long segment cut down , absolute genius

[@f.miller801]

He's 9 to 5 to do this.

[@ghadi98]

Damn 25 minutes on Conor’s toe, i’m here for it.

[@Frankmccluskey]

Should have heard the 8 mins on a dress last week....epic chael

[@jayupstateny13650]

I think with the inclusion of the 'tendon strength' angle, the obscure WWE magazine , and the robber that took a dump at the robbed house, he should have gone 90 minutes at least

[@CHRIS_0525]

Chael the most professional yapper on this planet lol

[@AgentJuice11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@douglasdbs7139]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@Shenanigans8888]

Cheal Sonnen should be the main negotiator between Russian - Ukrainian peace talks

[@Pranchu88]

If that would happen pray for brazil

[@greaystatia7708]

Facts😂😂​@@Pranchu88

[@smolentsevalexander]

Unc would yap for 15 mins and then turn to the poor bewildered translators who would sweat profusely while trying to extract some meaningful content out of chaels monologue

[@bawse420]

This

[@getwhatyougive]

Chael is correct 100% of the time. Undisputed,undefeated.

[@soul_Link12]

I don't even bother having an opinion on anything. If I need to know what I think, I just check in with Chael.

[@getwhatyougive]

@@soul_Link12 facts

[@derekjohnson2711]

This has to be my favourite chael take of all time. I sent it to my dad, and told him how I learn the upper echelons of psychology, English articulation, using hand gestures to put an exclamation to a verbal point, higher level business thinking & strategy, how everyone could learn something about being an alpha Chad like uncle Chael. Watched this video twice to absorb it all, MF’er talks so fast and moves from point to point like a ninja. Kudos Chael. 👍 Great work, my 85 year old dad loved it too, and he’s a casual mma fan who knows you.

[@1OldPacman]

These two 20 min videos are the most elaborate way to call someone a weak bitch. I love it

[@darbymcnabb8843]

One of the best laid out and well spoken diatribes ive ever heard. Once he got rolling about 5 or 6 min into it i was mezmerized. Something i picked up on in the time ive been watching these is if chael starts out complimenting someone 9 times out of 10 that same guy is about to get a free education.

[@murpht2012]

Don't think I've ever seen him lift off the chair so aggressively. Truelly da man!

[@elingrome5853]

When I look for a hydration product my first thought is "drink something"

[@Jay-js5ik]

Not wrong I guess.

[@iD-du1iu]

Water 😂

[@davidcooper2516]

Gotta taste good...

[@MaynardOwns]

Sometimes I enjoy water. Sometimes it has an aweful taste. Could be the same bottle same company. But when I drink Jo Jo and get my electrolytes whatever they are idk if it has sugars or is sugar free. I always enjoy jockojoooce

[@soul_Link12]

I already figured out how to hack the matrix. I just find out what Chael is drinking.

[@getwhatyougive]

6:45 “the toe angle becomes true, right…” CUT! They had to edit out the roar of laughter Unc was holding back when he said “right” 😂😂😂

[@thatboybear]

I legitimately laughed out loud at the end. “Just get in there! Just…get *shove* in there!” 😂😂😂

[@theWayoftheHero]

That ending was legendary. Having to kick shove him in there like a puppy scared of a kennel LOL. UNDEFEATED

[@JimiJames]

If you made it to the last minute, that is comedy gold.

[@saintmercury6632]

bro one of the best Sonnen's I've seen haha

[@alexhudson-]

Fake injuries is the UFC's newest favorite little trick that they have been using wayyy too much for the past couple years.

[@SevenTwo5ive]

Just like jiri

[@alexhudson-]

@@SevenTwo5ive and Jon Jones

[@SevenTwo5ive]

@@alexhudson- and khabib when he was afraid of CSO TONY FERG

[@rjim1]

Chael lying is the trick he goes to every. Single. Time!

[@alexhudson-]

@@rjim1 shut up bot

[@russellbrosam1722]

My goodness, I love Chael even more than I used to hate him in his prime

[@davidcooper2516]

Truly one of your best Chael. Few (none) do such a great job of cutting through the UFC BS haze as you do. One of the several reasons we check out every one of your monologs, as soon as they come out. The UFC is lucky to have you. I doubt, but hope they realize that!

[@Bae619]

This is Chael in rare form. Very entertaining!!

[@fgbae8220]

Chael "toe expert" Sonnen

[@gamergrades4553]

Anyone can take an arm, a leg, or even an ankle. Only the Goat Uncle Chael can take a toe. Jones still has to ask his permission to have it for fights. So yes, you’re correct he is a toe expert.

[@sonofjay817]

"Now all of a sudden, he's got a frog in his pocket " haha...what?

[@talesfromthemidwest]

Conor + Frog = We The real question though is what happens to the frog when you kiss it. Guess we'll never know.

[@82mcfayden]

Toegate is one of my fave all time Chael controversies

[@IStandAtTrafficStops]

Lmfaoooooooo

[@dannydillon997]

Well done Chael and nicely said. 🙏 Conor would be proud to watch this bud.

[@Insert.Name.Here.]

Uncle Chael woke up and chose violence.

[@IStandAtTrafficStops]

You now owe Deray Davis 50 cents for using his slogan

[@StanSchubert]

I heard he hurt his pinky toe getting down from a barstool and It wasn't even a training issue 😂. His toe tapped without taking any strikes!!

[@ronin_11b94]

His toe is 100 fine.

[@TXetc]

I believe it lol

[@chrisbell8418]

Pro Wrestling Illustrated was so dope. My brother made the top 500 as a jobber and we were so pumped.

[@MaynardOwns]

That’s actually pretty impressive. I’d rather be that than get squashed by ultimate warrior on Monday night raw or whatever in 12 seconds.

[@kingjrippa6107]

I’ll do 10 push up for every like this gets, love ya uncle chael

[@kevingartland6698]

As of this time get down and give me 460 pushups 😂😂

[@Phallen69]

Bro don't know what he asked for. We want a video.

[@nickkerr6068]

Liar

[@kingjrippa6107]

@@nickkerr6068 nah I’m already at 155 out of 270

[@kingjrippa6107]

@@Phallen69 I got u

[@joaquinmorales7572]

Chael being so humble as to consider anyone else but himself the GOAT is exactly why he is the GOAT

[@baloonfart8082]

Chael would be the best dairy farmer, no one gets more milk out of anything :)

[@HipHopAn0n]

Chael the type of guy to squeeze an Orange and extract a gallon of juice

[@soul_Link12]

Can you imagine what his loads are like? * *shudders* *

[@FJaypewpew]

as someone who broke my pinky toe last year drunk as fuck walking into a weight, i will say it does inhibit you for a while, and you never feel 100% after my right foot boot doesnt fit quite right anymore

[@riccocool]

Is there a way to send you donations on your toes behalf?

[@nrgao]

Chael Montana - BIG “even when I lie, I tell the truth” energy with that “I am 100% correct all of the time”. 😂 the world is truly his. 😂

[@Chemissed-qc1bt]

I need ChaelGPT to summarise this video into a few sentences. Double speak king

[@johndenver7035]

You really need to get an ad read for windowshein when you do a Conor video

[@MikEEEB32]

Those shades make you look like a 70s drug lord from Miami Vice😂

[@JenniferBernhart]

Chael this is by far the most personal and animated post you’ve ever had. I don’t disagree with any words or statements you made, but why did this seem so personal? Bc he told you to shut your pie hole? I’m just curious. Also love the fact that you brought a NY DA into this. You mention it all the time but a lot of the things you “Don’t say” are what keeps me watching you daily. Thank you for everything you do my man

[@nrgao]

Ok ok… this…. This is a classic Chael Sonnen video. Add it to the top of the fucking playlist.

[@Kallaus_built]

I would love to hear your opinion on the hawk tuah Chael. These are the things we need to hear

[@raventalks2776]

Chael has the gift of taking 1 minute of material and making it 25 mins of entertainment

[@monkeys7187]

2:40 100% my new favorite Chael quote!

[@HoneyWindbutton]

I was going to watch this video but then I realize I would have to listen to Chael for 25 minutes

[@We__Lit]

It’s the uneven sleeves for me

[@michaellaidler7143]

Damn now I can't stop noticing that

[@hansruedi982]

It's frankly impressive how chael conveys his message in sign language at the same time as he's saying it.

[@chris71077]

Chael It’s 2024 We Don’t Use VCR’s ANYMORE 😂

[@pat_kenahan]

Coming from the ACTUAL best to ever step to a mic in the fight game, Chael saying Connor is the best on the mic that we've had is wild!

[@keil8030]

1 pull up per like..game on, let’s go fellas

[@samroberson9797]

Knowing you had to shave the eyebrows off I can’t stop laughing right now 😂 the glasses hide it well though 😂 cheers chael !

[@joecarnes6933]

Chael has been coasting with all the Connor content! But we love it because Chael is the man!

[@jakethesnake4971]

Chael keep doing these long-form videos buddy 👍🏻 💯

[@jayupstateny13650]

I was working in a factory. I had a pallet jack and had to move a huge heavy pallet. To get some momentum started, I pushed so hard, that somehow my steel toed shoe broke my 3 middle toes. To pay the bills, and feed the family, I had to work the next two weeks doing 10 hour days on concrete floors in that damn factory. I don't have a lot of sympathy for Conor or his pinky toe.

[@MenceRoller]

Yeah he's worth over 100 million dollars. He doesn't need to work to feed his family anymore.. not the same thing as your experience I'm afraid.. that's if his toe is even hurt at all.

[@jayupstateny13650]

@@MenceRoller that's the perfect internet troll comment. you find an angle to attack someone else's opinion, then you feel all superior. well done troll, do you do that all day long from your mother's basement? crawl back under your rock now

[@BillyBob-wq9fl]

You probably didnt have dudes tryin to knock your head off in front of millions..

[@awoll714]

Your analogy’s are spot on. Love the point you made keep it up.

[@joshking2241]

Thank you for finally using all your amazing Oregonian King energy to be that guy who finally calls out Connor. I’ve enjoyed the last couple weeks with your desire to come at that issue. Let him have it.

[@We__Lit]

This may be the first time in history Chael didn’t do this in 1 take. There’s a cut at 13:41

[@MarvinMcMartin]

There were at least three cuts. They have appeared before, thankfully rare. Don't think it was multiple takes, but sometimes he gives just a lil too much away so it needs snipping out.

[@michaels7410]

Listening closely to Chael’s voice, he would do a great impression of the macho man Randy savage

[@savage1764]

The only thing stronger than my tendons is my killer mentality. I just flip a switch, see red, and let them tendons do work.

[@jmeiskues]

im glad youve brought this to me, chael.

[@AintFredoYou]

Ngl Unc that story of burglars robbing the home and shitting on the floor was personal. Got home from school one day and the cops were at home, I walk in and my mom just got done talking to them. She went grocery shopping and our house had been robbed. And there was a whole shit in the living room. But I was still mad as hell my Xbox was gone. They tried to frame me for an SUV they broke into. They stole my games, clothes and apparently my school ID. Left the ID inside the SUV they broke into and boom I’m being interrogated. I didn’t get charged but it was really odd.

[@ogmagicman546]

The Stem Cell Toe Incident. 💀🎈

[@Detective-Jimenez]

Rafael Dos Anjos should call out Conor.and I believe they are even on pulling out in a fight 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@bigbean1134]

Chael is putting out some BANGERS

[@AccursedHawk]

The professional yapper is back at it again

[@shaunrichards4821]

Im pretty sure cheal would laugh at that as well 😂

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

25 minute video? Honey, get me a drink that tastes good, I don't care if it has any electrolytes.

[@jayupstateny13650]

I had this going in the background while I was working on my computer. After a while, I thought, "Is he still talking?" Then I saw it was a 25 minute video. Stay tuned, next week he's doing 50 minutes on Sean Strickland's eyebrow.

[@Ardwear.]

😂😂

[@WaKeUpTIs]

12:05 I was a bedwetter til I was 19. Lord knows why. Trauma maybe. At 18, I’d rather have told people I was a crackhead than admit that. At 26 who cares. Sometimes it really is your code! Wonder if Chael is right or if he just got me to admit to bedwetting into my late teens 😂

[@eghatch619]

When are you fighting Masvidal?

[@ronin_11b94]

Masvidal tapped.

[@ttanielu96]

Tito tapped.

[@ronin_11b94]

I saw that.

[@Jay-js5ik]

100%

[@JerseyMiller]

Your so full of doodoo pal. I was at that fight and Tito definitely tapped

[@pooritech]

Ti toe tapped

[@ssuubbyy]

Another great heel move by Chael in the very last second of this video 😂 Damn. . . You gottah love Chael 👍😄

[@bclr6843]

That’s actually a good point. I’d love to see a mcgregor Dan Hardy podcast

[@RunoilijaDonHuonompi]

Uncle Chael is just the best to do.. well anything...!!!

[@ModeratelyAmused]

That advertisement at the start is so silly. FYI for those that don't know, sodium and chloride are electrolytes which happens to be the elements that make salt. When you put salt in water, it breaks down to those elements. In short, if you put a grain of salt in your glass of water, you can now say that glass of water has electrolytes. SMH

[@DeeJay_USA]

shout out to chael, " Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit, But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots" - Sir Mix-a-Lot

[@Chamasaurus]

I just want to thank Chael for exposing this fraud and never lying or embellishing the truth

[@KrisAdamsTV]

Chael is the best.

[@Mr2it3881]

Ah Chael... You crack me up, I told my pops about your eye brow situation, (hes also a fan) and he lost his shit. He said Chael should just go with it and take off the glasses, I countered with but he looks like Uncle Leo, lol

[@ZWhiskey]

Connors imaging is from before the Khabib fight. “Toes came out of the socket, foot was a balloon.”

[@stevesutliff1004]

Never seen so many fight cancellations because these guy are "hurt" then back online the next day acting like the toughest guys on earth. I'm just betting Ali was hurt once or twice to.

[@trevon8864]

Conor said in his nye wine swirling video that the fight was at 85. Did he bow out because he was too big to make seventy and feel comfortable or 100% in doing so? What did Chael think Conor weighed in that tank top video from this past weekend. Did he look lighter than 70 or heavier?

[@Wade-1]

Uncle Chael.... his foot was a balloon. Who are you to say different. His foot was a balloon. PS.. the drinking says it all. He has the best medical money can buy. They would have to told him drinking would severely hinder the healing of an injury. That drinking and partying tells me that's someone who's relieved they don't have to fight

[@ry4835]

Nice work Chael .. I always enjoy it when you are stretched to full capacity by an issue that needs it ..

[@cameronkellum8618]

Chael you tell ‘em. If you wrestle you can put guys on weight immediately. Like a mechanic and wrench size for a nut

[@pewpewbbqs]

uncle Chael spitting fire as usual

[@gregknipe8772]

Being factual,honest and logical = integrity.

[@timholt78]

It is crazy how Connor kept ranting with a freshly broken leg while Silva and Weidman (understandbly) screamed in agony ...pretty tough indeed.

[@meiken417]

Good point that is crazy

[@MaynardOwns]

Well I don’t think Conor had a compound fracture like the other two did he? Eh maybe he did I sort of remember a fold when he stepped back

[@riccocool]

I can't get past that. Could Conor be on a drug on fight night that blocks pain? That pain blocker would be a pretty big advantage.

[@timholt78]

@@MaynardOwns hmmm ..that I'm not sure of. Could be a good point.

[@timholt78]

@@MaynardOwns just looked it up, and according to the article I read, it was fractures to his left fibula and tibula.

[@rotnbazturd7569]

Conner could have broke his toe at the rehab center. That first 24 hours is a bitch.

[@glennritchie1425]

I think without usada there is some influence of the UFC. Although you must not fail a test ,they might be able to pre test just in case. If that were the case,maybe just maybe you would cancel the worlds best come back for a sore toe?

[@Sidewayzview]

Keep digging Chael your onto something you're asking all the right questions, somethings off and its not the colour of his toe.

[@SomeDudeInTheChat]

Uncle Chael… Always right. 100% of the time. Confirmed.

[@rjim1]

Chael must think we were born yesterday! 😂

[@Brolltoronto]

Uncle Chael saw the numbers spike on his channel the day McGregor mentioned him and he ain’t ready to let go. 😂 throw the darce on it uncle Chael 🤣

[@brianoconnor1519]

I don’t know if I’m starting to feel like Uncle Chael is leaving my boy Max Holloway out of these special clubs of the elite, or leaving him in a group of “Interchangeable Mediocrities” after pulling Conor, Adesanya, the Diaz’s out of it. Lmao 😂 I don’t know if he’s trying to hate on him, if he just legit doesn’t appreciate his skills OR if he just doesn’t come to Chaels mind because he’s never involved in the drama and leads a low-key life with his fam. I hope the latter. I’ve worked with Max since 2020 and I gotta say there isn’t a better, more respectful, harder working, family man, with the most incredible champion mindset in everything he does. Him and Chael are both the ppl’s champion in their respected weightclasses. 😂

[@David_Pugh]

You've seen a in cage leg break 4 times Chael. Mr Corey Hill back in the day. RIP.

[@tech1238]

Another Conor roast? I’m here for it Chael

[@davideaston8314]

After what he did to "The GOAT", if anyone knows about broken toes, it's Uncle Chael! Never lost a round!

[@davideferrario2347]

chael toes are undefeated

[@timamorejr4340]

And not even jon jones' toes are undefeated

[@lunchbreak1792]

The last hidden message was contract negotiations, this one missing weight. Truly astonishing that unc chael is 100% right both times

[@AlissaShear]

this one is my fav.. you are a legit comedian. How can you feel good 😂😂 Going down the path of a discolored toe.. we don’t care. Boot on screen -get in there. Love you so much!!😂😂

[@Waiting_For_James_Mate]

Cheals voice energy bar is at 34% today

[@thebigkidzpodcast]

Somewhere Jose Aldo is laughing

[@IStandAtTrafficStops]

That's a big name in the company better watch how you use it fam.😮

[@icedgodz428]

"dont stay here, get in here" i get it

[@MenceRoller]

VCR lol

[@justingreen4450]

This video deserves an Emmy.

[@bolieve603]

My toe looked like that last Wednesday from missing a judo throw and it's already better. I did randori the next day even though it hurt.

[@jjc7350]

“Us” and “We” are pocket change to him at this point. Training partners, coaches, “movement coaches” can all be paid to be there win or lose. There is no relevant “we” when the “we” can easily be paid to remain the “we”. In this situation, it will usually feel much better to spread the responsibility around to others instead of carrying it on your own shoulders. “We” sounds far better than “me” when there is criticism or consequences to be dealt with though. ;)

[@studogable]

McGregor will never fight again. It's silly to think he will.

[@d1MnZz]

when he said he was 100% correct at all times I knew he was telling the truth