THE TITANS ARE COMING (I'll take my anime weeb self and leave)
@madsunicorns1195 жыл бұрын
Hello
@kareli87635 жыл бұрын
LET ME INNNNN -Wise words from Eric
@maricacernigliaro54495 жыл бұрын
Dose are some words ill never get to say .. xP
@TheDremCatcher5 жыл бұрын
A dirty joke if you ask me 😏
@rea_tunes5 жыл бұрын
13:18 Jess that could've been the great opportunity to say "Long Live, the King" 😐😂😂🙁
@lilypainter6664 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😳💜🥺❤️😭
@kamugajmer57313 жыл бұрын
I know right
@MagicEmYT5 жыл бұрын
"Guys we need to break it open with something heavy and stupid" Me: You called?
@boabliss75465 жыл бұрын
Something we have in common I see
@chaaeries5 жыл бұрын
Im also heavy and stupid
@moonthewolf24315 жыл бұрын
HEY SAME
@obsidian_person195 жыл бұрын
I is very stupid but how I is writing this ? ........... LOGIC
@valiang88675 жыл бұрын
MagicGamer04 no they obviously mean me
@burneraccountpls5 жыл бұрын
Pat: DID WE JUST BEAT THE GAME?! Also Pat: *gets ignored* Pat again: *DID WE BEAT THE GAAAAAAAAME?!*
@lisabarnes30955 жыл бұрын
Me
@t0by_774 жыл бұрын
Lisa Barnes what do ya mean me?
@Radio_deermon4 жыл бұрын
Me
@lilypainter6664 жыл бұрын
Me omg calm down Travis I heard you 🥺😭😳💜❤️😂😂😂
@arianamichael28644 жыл бұрын
Lisa what ya mean
@kalielik5 жыл бұрын
*Garroth sits in fire* Aphmau: GARROTH, CAN YOU STOP BEING HOT FOR ONE SECOND!? Garroth: I can't, I'm trying. _Garroth 2019~2020_
@wolfybear12555 жыл бұрын
XD
@alianna24135 жыл бұрын
Eli K it isn’t even 2020 yet
@woodlanddove5 жыл бұрын
Where was this lmao
@blasphemous.brainrot5 жыл бұрын
He is now roasted potato
@cocogachas94825 жыл бұрын
Wow good one now I'm crieing
@Chxchu_05 жыл бұрын
9:38 Mac: strong independent woman Me: more like strong independent potato
@Nononoe5 жыл бұрын
"It's the KZbinr apocalypse!" "I'm the KZbinr" *You all have KZbin channels...* Edit: I know what you all mean. Having a KZbin channel doesn't exactly make you KZbinr. All you need is content to be one. *What I meant was, They are all KZbinrs.* -IReallyWantToCussButbecauseThisIsAKidFriendlyChannelICan'tButIDon'tCareSoFuc--
@TiaTam5 жыл бұрын
Yo, having a KZbin channel ain't equal to being a KZbinr Just so you know 👍
@sellboy53625 жыл бұрын
I ...
@alianna24135 жыл бұрын
Shoy Sauce just because they have a channel doesn’t mean their a KZbinr like I have a channel but I don’t make videos or anything I just watch people
@lorelaigilmore86685 жыл бұрын
@@TiaTam But they all post videos and Pat is 100% a KZbinr. I don't watch Mac or Andy but they are definitely also KZbinrs.
@TiaTam5 жыл бұрын
@@alianna2413 I used to upload videos but I was never honestly a KZbinr because I *view* being a KZbinr as more of a profession than a hobby-- As far as I can tell- at least Pat doesn't seem to honestly profit off of it and I don't think Mac does, either. Yet. However, Andy does, probably-
LOL another banger from aphmau my favorite KZbinr!! I clicked super fast
@kalielik5 жыл бұрын
I was the 2nd like on the video Σ:
@fohskiiislit31715 жыл бұрын
Eli K lol
@Uhbbi Жыл бұрын
Wow
@demi_demon5 жыл бұрын
Aph: We have to break it open with something heavy and stupid! In the background: *Garroth, get in there!*
@Sophia161115 жыл бұрын
“We gotta lay that pipe yo.” Andy 2019😂😂😂
@corgilover65545 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gabriellajones57175 жыл бұрын
moonx star I thought I was the only one catching those dirty jokes they slipped in 🤣🤣🤣
@doubardelas37155 жыл бұрын
Okay. . . Am I the only one who liked but actually didn't understand why this was a "dirty" joke????
@gabriellajones57175 жыл бұрын
Douxen Bardelas u innocent little strawberry muffin 🙏🏾😇
@doubardelas37155 жыл бұрын
@@gabriellajones5717 0 0 awww. . . W thanks
@CodenameSane5 жыл бұрын
*"Life is all about sticking pipes into holes, Garroth."* Im too dirty minded
@Sophia161115 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: garroth what are you doing? Garroth: I’m getting STEAMY me: dying inside 😳😂😂 Tysm for all the likes!💖
@TheUltima_Werewolf5 жыл бұрын
Frick off
@Sophia161115 жыл бұрын
What?
@kawaiigamergirl44325 жыл бұрын
@@TheUltima_Werewolf it's people like you who makes me question humanity, cuz with one simple statement you've shown just how much of a jerk you can be.
@kawaiigamergirl44325 жыл бұрын
@@Sophia16111 don't worry about this dip-wad, he's just looking to ruin someone's day. I got ur back.
@Sophia161115 жыл бұрын
KawaiiGamer Girl awww your so sweet. And yes queen slayyy💖
@user-iq6nq7yk9f5 жыл бұрын
5:12 “Garroth you can die now” FORESHADOWING?!
@nicolecarson21055 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: Let me in, LET ME IN!!!! Me: Oh my irene aph calm down
@whimsical_bee5 жыл бұрын
That's 👏 what 👏 she 👏 said
@nicolecarson21055 жыл бұрын
@@whimsical_bee Omg why? XD
@whimsical_bee5 жыл бұрын
@@nicolecarson2105 had to, my dirty mind was activated lol
@nicolecarson21055 жыл бұрын
@@whimsical_bee You sound like a friend of mine XD she says things like that all the time
@whimsical_bee5 жыл бұрын
@@nicolecarson2105 yw XD
@Spicy_Geko2 ай бұрын
6:13 Jason rlly be punching the air right now😭
@frluvf94005 жыл бұрын
That title😩👌 we be steaming for it😹💘
@calebplaysgames36395 жыл бұрын
OH MAH GAWD DA PUNS 😓👌
@MagicEmYT5 жыл бұрын
That pun was just to hot
@lakenelledge15 жыл бұрын
@@MagicEmYT miss FAMOUS KZbinr come ShOuToUt mE
@urlocalhypegirl2 жыл бұрын
9:58 Jess: Guys we need something heavy and stupid. Me: maybe Garroth can do da job. 😏
@boabliss75465 жыл бұрын
Jess: WE HAVE TO BRAKE IT OPEN WITH SOMETHING HEAVY AND STUPID!! Me: Sorry but I have to stay here
@icarusofthesacred80855 жыл бұрын
7:16 "Alright, so... this has taught me a lesson" *cRAcK*
@Purplecorgi105 жыл бұрын
Wow I- “It’s the youtuber apocalypse oh no” “I bet I can say a bad word-“ “Don’t you dare.”
@MagicEmYT5 жыл бұрын
*bad word get said* KZbin: DEMONITIZED
@MisfortuneQQ5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lorelaigilmore86685 жыл бұрын
Yes you dare! *Bork!*
@championnelson77644 жыл бұрын
KZbin: wait that's illegal 0_0
@dawney97274 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: What are you doing Garrot??? Garroth: I am getting steamy!!!
@dotmn65245 жыл бұрын
Omg.. I haven't watched you in years Aphmau.. I've been so busy and i come back and all of you have grown and your voices are different to me So much growth! I love you!
@Mr_Patton_Pending_5 жыл бұрын
@@xxmoon_nochexx4073 Lol
@Leevee6065 жыл бұрын
Yo you better like catch up with what's been going on Like firstly Jess and Jason have another baby
@dotmn65245 жыл бұрын
@@Leevee606 HoLd Up- Really!? Omg that's so awesome! Damn! Where have I been?
@Leevee6065 жыл бұрын
IDK WHERE YOU'VE BEEN BUT THEY GOT A BABY GIRL
@dotmn65245 жыл бұрын
@@Leevee606 AWWWWW I MUST SEE THIS GIRL
@deadinside14335 жыл бұрын
"I'm holding on to the D!" *-Mac'n'cheese 2019* "OH I want the D!" *-Aphmau 2019*
@bouq9ts1145 жыл бұрын
just the beginning is radiating such chaotic energy-
@cookielalalalallalallahehe18615 жыл бұрын
" I'm getting steamy" Andy 2019
@fraise72475 жыл бұрын
Wowee! You guys work so well together! Love you Aphmau :D
Nice Gameplay Aphmau team , like the most popular thing I want to do EVER !!!!!! 💜💜💜😊
@Kevcarmon10175 жыл бұрын
15:59 funniest part
@hysteri5 жыл бұрын
I legit clicked this faster than a chancla can smacc someone in da face! 9:40 - 9:48 What we’re gonna do to get into Area 51 and get dem alienz (and maybe a few irl anime characters)
@clementine_15695 жыл бұрын
16 minutes of Jess being full of herself Love u jess
@nonie-gacha-anmations51505 жыл бұрын
Garroth: "Im going to be the think boy!" Me: .........
@thekingofshadows1105 жыл бұрын
Pat: say a Curse word it we’ll end her channel Aphmau: oh no don’t you dare say that on my channel I swear to god
@dragondays97515 жыл бұрын
I was playing Human Fall Flat when this was posted
@moonthewolf24315 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@Sy_playz5 жыл бұрын
don't have a computer nc im 10 and ill probably destroy it with my fists bc i did that before and till this day it can't even turn on bc i punched it my dad thought that I just throw it on the wall but can't blame him because the screen was absolutely destroyed
@malyy2715 жыл бұрын
Yo Guys. Get Aphmau to 5 million! 😁 Be the Best Potato You can be!
@sanchezwastaken_75425 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHH >sniff< APHMAU PLEASE MAKE A MYSTREET PREVIEW OR SOMETHING >sniff
@mimi-mv6ol5 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a snirf
@sanchezwastaken_75425 жыл бұрын
Im so dumb...
@shielalim79905 жыл бұрын
I subbed to you for some reason
@jamaicafromjamaica70163 жыл бұрын
I like the way Jess is making everyone do all the work while she does nothing but tell them what to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@emma_melodystarlight88195 жыл бұрын
THE ENDING THOUGH😂😂😂😅😅LOVED THE VID AND YOU GUYS☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😆😇😉😶😎😍
@vinnysuckss94012 жыл бұрын
Took her 2 years to get 8million more subs from this video, 😌✨ great job Jess
@apollosgone38585 жыл бұрын
0:16 I died 😂
@lunar_lily_sena10432 жыл бұрын
Garroth:I channeled my inner aph and thought it was a tv. Me:me too garroth me too. Aph:woow you say as if I always do this. Aph:yes.
@sinopa13635 жыл бұрын
Ahh! I’m early! POTATO SQUAD WHERE U AT
@saltypotatoe95865 жыл бұрын
🥔
@sinopa13635 жыл бұрын
Salty Potatoe 🥔
@mxtrixic17064 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: GET SOMETHING HEAVY AND STOOPID IN THERE!!!!! Me: USE ANDY! Travis: GARROTH, GET IN THERE!!!!! Me: oh my gosh. I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!!!
@maepletea5 жыл бұрын
*Starts video* Aph: “LET ME IN L E T M E I N” Me: “And we’re off to a great start”
@Songofdeath5 жыл бұрын
4:58 Pat : Pull the lever Cronk! Me : Wrong lever!
@mchacream69335 жыл бұрын
II love how they be cursing and make dirty Jokes and the kids in the chat don’t even notice
@MagicEmYT5 жыл бұрын
The kids are too innocent We must protect dem
@saltypotatoe95865 жыл бұрын
We must protect 😂😂😂
@saltypotatoe95865 жыл бұрын
@@mchacream6933 If you want signature here 🥔
@clashished5 жыл бұрын
I’m fricking 9 and I notice god
@mchacream69335 жыл бұрын
Lulu & Luna Take some Holy water you poor Little soul bless you
@SugarKitty932 жыл бұрын
i love your human fall flat videos, pls do them again, i miss them, and there funny, really, REALLY FUNNY,😂😂😂😂😂 pls do more
@im_always_here_50655 жыл бұрын
“We have to break it with something strong and stupid” GARROTH GET IN THERE! Later.. I’m trying to yeet the pipes XD
@Atlas-wp8om5 жыл бұрын
Aph:”I’m big you tuber😛” Mac:hee hee That moment when ur friends don’t believe in you🥺 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@katelynn41995 жыл бұрын
Make a "what mods i use" vid or series and show how it works PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mchacream69335 жыл бұрын
katypate me she already did she said Jason created the mod and you can’t get it the only way to get is is for Jason to go to your house and install it
@mckenziebenedict50615 жыл бұрын
My friend's phone during this video: We need to break it open with something heavy and stupid! Me in the other room: I think I just got the feeling of having an actual purpose. Also me: .......Must of been my imagination
@k.earston5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh my favorite KZbinr’s post my favorite series again!! Love you aph :)
@clearquartz58365 жыл бұрын
In memory of MacAndCheezPls 2019-2019 She was just to thick
@aprilmcdonald20144 жыл бұрын
Ya
@loganhoare98705 жыл бұрын
aphmau: Garroth what are you doing Andy: Getting streamy 😂😂😂
@Prttty_unc7 ай бұрын
In 15:30 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
@gcraft47395 жыл бұрын
Love ya Jess!!!Im a longtime subscriber and potato!! Keep doing what you do!💜
@cheeesq5 жыл бұрын
Hope u reach 5 million soon! 💖
@nanayawappiah22095 жыл бұрын
5:28 Garroth: we gotta cook Mac Me: n’ cheese. Bad:um Ching! Oh gosh that was mozzarella Stranger: you mean cheesy. Me: that’s what I said, cheddar.
@abigailmackay79465 жыл бұрын
why do i find myself stupidly smiling when ever i watch aphmau
@BryanDoesGacha3 жыл бұрын
3:04 travis gets squished by barrel everyone ignores
@zzeroo34765 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: we need to break it open with something heavy and stupid Travis: Garroth get in there Garroth: I’m on it
@cassmayb5 жыл бұрын
"Guys we need to break it open with something heavy and stupid" Me: you mean garroth? Lol😂
@davidfisk5480 Жыл бұрын
Garath and Aphmau they are hilarious 😂😆😂😆 all of Aphmaus videos are amazing and hilarious and aspecially human fall flat and when Eins in it Aphmau is the best KZbinr and Garath of course:)
@lunar8d3244 жыл бұрын
“We have to break it open with something heavy and stupid!” -Jess 2019
@101dream25 жыл бұрын
Why is this episode funnire than before??!! 😂😂 I cant stop laughing help-
@flxxrenceeee_5 жыл бұрын
*im a potato 🥔 uwu* *Mom: *eats potato** *Me: MOM STAWP ITS MY FAMILY AND MY FAVORITE KZbinR >:O* *Mom: uhm-* *Me: *snatches potato** *Me: MINE >:3* *Mom: I gave birth to a... potato..* *Me: uwu* *Mom: *runs to her rooms and locks the door** *Me: *snatches my 19 potatoes** *Me: You shall stay alive smoll potatoes uwu* *Mom: ._.* *Me: :3* *Mom: o k..* *Me: *watching more aphmau** *Me: You bootiful potatoes ;w;*
@cocogachas94825 жыл бұрын
Meewew tooooooooo
@Sleepycreator04335 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Freakwensee845 жыл бұрын
ITS TIME TO GROW GLORIOUS POTATOES
@championnelson77644 жыл бұрын
Say the curse word on aphmau's channel 0:11 KZbin: wait that's illegal 0_0
@gingered_pierce5 жыл бұрын
My volume was all the way up at the beginning of the video. Thx Jessica........
@cocogachas94825 жыл бұрын
OFFFFFFFFFFFF
@mandygoddu61725 жыл бұрын
RIP (p.s. its your fault bth)
@laylawilliams42935 жыл бұрын
JESS LOVE THE FRICKING THUMBNAIL LIKE OH MY GOSH! Who EVER MADE THIS I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE.
@amiacandera95455 жыл бұрын
Loved this!! Great job Jess!! Keep up the great work while taking breaks!!!
@somethingrandom63964 жыл бұрын
I've been having a bad day and i started watching you and now i feel happy i keep laughing :3
@kuba35625 жыл бұрын
Aphmau, I cant say how much your videos mean to me, i always watch these videos with my little sister, and she always laughs, she has a condition called jordans syndrome, its extremely rare and she develops a lot slower than others, just the fact that your videos make her laugh is amazing, Thank you.
@poptart-kun75615 жыл бұрын
Does anyone elsw just love how jess didnt change in the thumbnail?
@gachaskys21445 жыл бұрын
" Garroth you can die now " Aph- 2019-2020
@YakiToriChan5 жыл бұрын
heres a powerful counter to ''No U'' No W (double U)
@wowhahah93835 жыл бұрын
OH.MY.GOD YOU JUST FRICKIN CHANGED MY LIFE GOD PRAISE THE LORD THAT IS Tōrisugari
@kalielik5 жыл бұрын
*In Memory of:* *MacNcheeseP1z* *2019-2019* *She was just to thicc*
@vanessadaniels89434 жыл бұрын
1:47 she made pun without EVEN NOTICING. She said powered be S.T.E.A.M get it? Cuz like human fall flat is powered by steam?
@Gacha_Got_Arsorned4 жыл бұрын
I played that map before and it's super fun. Well actually I played it with my friend and we killer each other then we died again and we finally won an eternity later. This game also doesn't know how to do physics.
@cloudy_skies29284 жыл бұрын
Things that have never been said: Garreth big brain Travis buff boy Cook Mak And did you guys bring the torches
@albamontano5055 жыл бұрын
*when i click on the vid* Aphmau: LET ME IN!! Me: ummmmm she oki?? 😂😂😂
@ThePadfoot1015 жыл бұрын
8:14 R.I.P MacNcheeseP1z
@jazzymacdonald14025 жыл бұрын
Ily sm aph your the best and I enjoy watching your KZbin videos sm❤❤
@ashtonfreeland3 жыл бұрын
4:48 short arms moment xD
@AshenaS.5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my day as always, can't wait for the next video!~
@gmwren5 жыл бұрын
Aphmau: God, can you stop being hot for 1 second! Garroth: I can’t I’m trying! Garroth~ 2019
@nunezwildcatfamily81245 жыл бұрын
8:11 In memory of MacNcheeseP12 2019-2019 Quote: she was too thick. As Matpat would say that deserves a clap and a half
@keylime19013 жыл бұрын
“We need to break it with something heavy and stupid, Garroth come here.”
@lushh47255 жыл бұрын
Bloopers at beginning it looks like to me lol T^T
@kaleyfoster64995 жыл бұрын
Jess: alright push.................................What are you doing Garroth? Andy: I'm getting StEaMy😂😂 3:50
@Ace-qd6sc5 жыл бұрын
Mac:I got the D Jess: what I want the D Oh my good my mind is in the gutter 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@dustyznai55185 жыл бұрын
Michaela Laws and Patrick M Seymour are voice actors for Yandere Simulator. Wouldn't it be cool for Aphamau to voice a character.
@anontaparisjjlamore55835 жыл бұрын
To be honest, ya'll are mostly the ones that make me die from laughter
@kokoro79965 жыл бұрын
I love that they fell into the credits!
@okay34255 жыл бұрын
I like how aphmau kept saying “you had ONE. JOB.” Yet she had 0
@CaramelDrizzle_Cosmo25 күн бұрын
15:34 IM WHEEZING THE EXPLOSION
@artisybunny81255 жыл бұрын
Amazing video keep up the great work :D
@ak_kafe11455 жыл бұрын
Pat: sticking pipes into holes Garroth, Garroth? Andy: WAT? 😑 Me: ew