The Best Of Michelle And Her HATRED Towards James! | Derry Girls | Channel 4

The very best quotes from Michelle Mallon, played by the incredible Jamie-Lee O'Donnell.
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[@grumpyboomer61]

It's not that Michelle hates James. She just holds him personally responsible for England's conduct throughout history. 😂

[@katharina...]

I don't know where you are from, so please forgive me if I'm stating the obvious. What you wrote is 100% true, and Michelle's attitude towards James is mirrored in every interaction between a random Irish person and a random English person. It's just... it's just how things are over here 😆

[@user-ir1lu1ei4n]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@CLARKE176]

Well the UK in general.

[@pokemaster1478]

Lol literally. I’m just glad it’s in a comedy and when it matters, she’s shown to truly care for James the most

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

He's lucky she's not Scottish

[@marieblade5275]

And yet when he genuinely almost left the girls including Michelle were heartbroken 😂

[@ropowo]

In fact Michelle was the most upset, hence why she yelled at him and told him he was a Derry girl

[@Hamza.Mustafa]

"IIIII aaaaaam a Devvyy guwwww"

[@archvaldor]

The N Irish do this to everyone, often people they have genuine affection for. It is very confusing if you come from another culture.

[@Cpknightly2]

When James was leaving, it was very touching. The shock, and sadness. "You're a Derry Girl, James"! Well acted too. I felt the pain too. And glad he returned to the girls. 🌹❤️🙃

[@paullannon8280]

Michelle is the one who gave him the biggest hug when he stayed.

[@Lauren-cq8gz]

“I don’t know how to say this.. James is also English..!” “🥺 I’m so sorry!” “Thank you..” 🤣🤣

[@reginamushi6582]

That's so funny honestly 🤣🤣🤣

[@rubysilver3299]

“We’ve got the gist. They ran out of spuds, everyone was ragin’.” Unforgettable dialogue.

[@fc4660]

Every single time 😂

[@sleepingbear1889]

Michelle does really love James, it just her way. She know she can bully him, but she wouldn’t let him be bullied by anyone outside the group. It how some siblings react to each other. Please make a Derry Girls Film 🎥

[@kyson2473]

she literally opted to leave James behind to see a concert instead ☠️

[@gerardodwyer5908]

Nope, it's worse than hate. She despises him. That said, if Michelle was patient and lived for another 100 years she wouldn't have a problem with the "English". The Asianization of England will see to that.

[@lifesapartyandimthepinata]

​@@kyson2473 quote "who hasnt lost a cousin or two in their lifetime" 😂

[@aksheeta0]

"you seemed happy enough" Michelle 😭😭

[@nahim4699]

orla's acting in background is legit

[@user-gm2mk4hz2i]

She's my favorite 😂

[@bjohnson5229]

This show is one of greatest things I’ve ever seen. Too bad it was only 3 seasons. And Michelle is right. She’s an absolute ride

[@dead4419]

low af standards

[@khill6666]

4 seasons their just not all on Netflix

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

@@dead4419 no worries, mate. Soon, you can afford a robot so you'll get a ride too.

[@notagain2422]

I totally agree! The best show that I have seen on Netflix! Too bad they added Clinton at the end.

[@Minime163]

Either I'm over the hill or you're desperate.😂

[@chicklechives]

Until we found out about Michelle's brother we couldn't understand her fear of being left by the group.

[@c-9233]

And her need for James.

[@truepotential206]

Eh she has a fear of being left???????

[@kcwade2616]

She had a brother?! Wow spoiler alert! Lol spoiler on. I have only gotten through series 2.

[@connieluvr]

@@kcwade2616 the season came out last year

[@mikeydubbs8565]

Kinda make the “Bring Bobby Sands” quip in the first episode a little more relevant; it’s like she was trying to cope with the fact that her brother was IRA

[@izzybeth]

Michelle: f* me sideways! Mary: language, Michelle! Michelle: come on Mary that's ridiculous. Mary: even so. god I love that bit, Mary's like "yes you are correct he's a massive f*ing ride but don't swear"

[@elizabethelliott3175]

I always laugh out loud at that one. The timing on this show is impeccable. And the writing is completely top-tier.

[@scottshanahan3827]

Funniest lines of the show.

[@user-ow1to2rq9h]

Liam Neeson as the policeman and James goes "I'm a boy " and the instant reply is "course you are love" FUNNY. This show is all about the comic timing.

[@johnsthetic]

LiamNeeson is hot 😂my reaction would have same as Michelle 💀💕

[@MHorton1000]

I like the bit where Michelle is shouting; "Get out!" at the kid in the shop, then he just nicks a sweet and legs it.

[@04williamsl]

0:51 is absolutely brilliant. Gets me every time.

[@GoodbyeCruelWorld]

Now get out!

[@snowm3246]

2:19 I’m pretty sure says “and what the hell do you think you’re doing claire? The Haka??” That makes me proud to be from NZ 😁😂

[@ChrMuslimThor]

"Everyone's lost a cousin during the times" 😂😂😂

[@paullannon8280]

Doesn't she say "Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time?"

[@owenlea6505]

4:35 Michelle not sharing her crisps with James was probably her most and only English moment throughout all 3 seasons 😅😅😅

[@adamg8814]

2:27 “thought I was going to drop dead at one point!” “Aye if only!” 😂

[@n.y.174]

"Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time?" 😂

[@adamg8814]

Michelle: “What’s the big deal we all have one (fanny)” James: “I don’t” Michelle: “You are one” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bexlaw3127]

That's how me and my guy friends talk to each other 🤣

[@BigMacCoyle]

Her meltdown at 2:06 had me fucking rolling 🤣

[@giedra27]

3:00 Mischelle has the best comebacks, I was laughing so hard at this :DDD

[@greenarrow219]

This is the most fantastic series ever. Watching from afar in NZ and can't wait to see series 3.

[@pralinec9247]

Oh, please do. It hits every right note and that finale still gives me goosebumps. What a show and what an ending!

[@purplephoenix4969]

Enjoy when you get to watch it. Series 3 was brilliant.

[@davidhayes2567]

2:00 "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING CLARE ...THE HAKA!?"

[@greenarrow219]

@@davidhayes2567 finally season 3 available to watch, I saw that them practice their dance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this series, the Irish humor is epic.

[@notagain2422]

I could watch Michelle 24/7 she is an incredible actress!

[@joannamrozek9884]

'We don't listen to you' cracks me up every time.

[@arirenzi-surprenant6915]

The way they always gaslit him too 😂😂😂

[@caroovlogs198]

1:42 what is orla doing in the background 🤣🤣🤣

[@saraanderson2784]

I think she’s trying to blow a bubble with her gum.

[@80s_kid.]

i absolutely love this show. these girls are so brilliant and funny.. huge love from manchester uk.

[@jonoessex]

This programme expresses hatred of English people and is designed to insult and offend them, why do you love this programme?

[@viewer.123]

@@jonoessex It's a comedy. What're you on about?

[@jonoessex]

@@viewer.123 You have commented under a video entitled "The best of michelle and her hatred towards James", hatred that stems purely from the fact he is English, that's what I'm on about.

[@mol830]

Bet you're fun at parties. It's called a joke. Having a laugh. Bit of banter? Considering the English have messed about so many countries, them countries are allowed to take the piss. Same way we Brits take the piss out of Americans, or is that going to upset you as well😂

[@viewer.123]

@@jonoessex Just because of the fact that one character who is made fun of happens to be English doesn't mean that the show is anti English

[@BigMacCoyle]

LOL I barely noticed that Orla throws up her hood like a gangster when Michelle starts that argument over the fatboy slim tix

[@metro121482]

It's fun to watch the whole series again, but literally ignore the plot and dialogue...and just watch Orla in the background. Every single scene, she's doing something hilarious! I personally love when she puts a box on her head in the haunted house episode when they all grab weapons to defend themselves from the "ghost." Or in season 1 where the girls are talking about Paris and Orla is busy unsticking her tie from her lollipop.

[@SpaceMarshalGyorni]

As a non-native speaker, I'm watching this with subtitles and I *still* only understand a third of it at best.

5:20 Climb back up yer fucking Ma. - Return to the womb.

[@damnnative3188]

Impressive use of grammar and punctuation for a “non-native speaker” 😉

[@willp5002]

The subtitles are auto generated and almost entirely wrong so u would probably be better without them lol

[@neiledward2263]

I’m a non native speaker and can understand every word.

[@Stallchild]

@@neiledward2263 same but non-American shows are pretty much all I watch

[@dropsie784]

1:41 orla having time of her life 😂

[@dorisnewport6876]

3:49 has me dead 🤣🤣

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

I love the dialogue of Derry Girls!

[@aidanwalsh2545]

"William Wallace wasn't a Drag Queen, Michelle...." Puir class.

[@Minime163]

Now that is good😂😂😂

[@moral3111]

the rainbow pins were so cute 🥹

[@pamelawilson502]

Binged the full lot in 2 days....absolutely loved it

[@bluetopguitar1104]

Michelle is the girl you would stay away from in the halls.

[@rosierennie5867]

"We just thought he was some sort of creep" "Yet you didnt try to intervene?" "You seemed happy enough" Chaotic siblings moment? LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brucecoleman5379]

james is adorable.

[@johnwoodlief9535]

1:40 Orla's having an amazing experience back there with the boiled sweet.

[@justalex3525]

It’s just Michelle, bullying James. 😂

[@kmallory100]

This Scottish Drag Queen takes on the entire British army!!

[@Rebmulrooneyward]

English not British lol.

[@Risingtide930]

Michelle got most of the best lines🤣

[@Minime163]

No better man to deliver them than mel Gibson.

[@poppeta22]

I watch this in Mississippi and while I may not understand all the language, I love the trouble they always get into.

[@coll4455]

She is my spirit animal

[@TimesFM4532]

Love she works at the shop

[@jpbroadwater]

"Where are the girls' toilets?" - "It's an all girls' school, James, there are no boys toilets." - "So I should just use the girls' toilets then?" - "No, you shouldn't, you f* pervert!"

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

“Uh, is tha cause you’re his Grand Da?” 💀

[@rubypaukei333]

Michelle is my favorite ❤ I absolutely love her ❤

[@joski9030]

I love her I think it’s the accent Been a while since I’ve been to Ireland, love going to family in Donegal. 🇮🇪

[@thelunacyyt]

The Irish flag is for ROI not NI… for now

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

@@thelunacyytIsn’t Donegal in the republic though? Either way, as someone from across the pond, I can’t get enough of their accents either lol

[@caroline634]

She loves him she just hates the fact that he's british. When he told he will leave Derry, she was so devasted. And he do love her back. Like when Michelle had a fight with Erin he choose her camp. They give strong siblings energy.

[@velvetluna5503]

7:34 orla is always so cuddly i adore her

[@vesicaful]

(spoilers) When James and Erin kissed Michelle knew she'd pick James if they got together and broke up.

[@rubycebreros2330]

I love this series too much

[@Karpatkin]

3:42 OMG HHAHAHAAH

[@cassiesmith7612]

So gutted when this series ended. Michelle and Sister had me in stitches all the time 😂

[@scottibrown3274]

Michelle: All girls have one James: I don’t have one Michelle: You are one 😂😂😂

[@theseshisneverover6472]

Going to all girls school in Ireland when I was that age is like a dream 😂

[@johnshooter4763]

Are you english and gay 🤔

[@michelleh.715]

This is deadass the way that me and my cousin verbally abuse each other. Even better that my name is Michelle and his name starts with a J as well😂

[@jonathanvince8173]

So good I like this a lot.

[@nikkigardner7315]

Could you please do a video with the whole of uncle Colm talking to the police in episode one of series 3 as it's really funny.

[@mallardcutter7209]

This was some of the best tv I’ve seen in a really really long time !! I hated when it ended.

[@sj-ll6wc]

Brilliant

[@catherinerobilliard7662]

Spoiler alert: There’s a moment in the last series where kin matters and Michelle says James is family

[@winnieewing7730]

Love the Derry Girls. Think hate is much to strong a word. 💞

[@NSankeerthUrkec]

I never noticed that they were Rainbow pins to support their friend.... And wow for that

[@michangmichi]

I love this show! I hope there's more episodes, but I guess it really ends on season 3.

[@rose080891]

The dance practice reminds me of the father ted writing session for Eurovision 😂

[@katyanderson1413]

"you can't just walk up to someone and ask if they're a lesbian." "scuse me hi are you a lesbian." (person shakes head) "..i stand corrected." your honor i love them

[@CJCody2006]

That's how you know when your friends and family love you, when they feel free to make fun of you

[@ianhector2957]

I love her....

[@daniellemhall1358]

We all know you tease the ones you love the hardest.

[@stefanie7823]

James’ No Fear jacket is so painfully 90s and I’m here for it!

[@Margatatials]

they may be cousins by blood, but truly they are brother and sister.

[@quintupleaxel]

Jamie Lee O'Donnell was the star of this show. If she wasn't on it I think I would've ditched it after the first episode. .

[@B.B.Digital_Forest]

Well, THAT certainly explains what was going through Mel Gibson's head. It puts a new light on the Americans who felt so proud watching it.

[@josephward1926]

we need season 4, please

[@joannetwomey687]

Unfortunately James happens to be English 😅

[@richardjohnston3359]

Wow I just imagine that was said other way we wouldn't here the end off it

[@FaeQueenCory]

@@richardjohnston3359 Perhaps there's a reason for that.

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

Wish we had this show in the states

[@CristianHernandez-qq4ee]

It’s on Netflix

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

@@CristianHernandez-qq4ee I’ll have to watch it

[@sleepingbear1889]

The first series is on Netflix

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

2:07 ERIN😆 Poor Orla 🥺 9:20

[@justagirl19]

Orla at 1:40 made me laugh way to much😂

[@ANDJELINA]

Such a shame no season 4 :(

[@pritamdumbre7885]

now GET OHT 😂😂😂😂

[@Cashback13]

Michelle is the Genius of Hyprocrisy

[@ophelias4172]

It's not so much hatred as a burning annoyance that this English fella breathes the same air she does and lives on the same planet.

[@FaeQueenCory]

'Tis just the natural bodily response from being in the vicinity of an Englishman.

[@3ADWOLF]

A.k.a. Anglophobia

[@twentynepanicngstaysatthed8834]

fanny features🤣🤣

[@allansedgwick-pc4xe]

It’s not hatred it’s love in a funny way❤️😅

[@JTW0090]

Derry Girls is mint and wee Michelle is a little minx "SMASH"

[@samuel56551]

This is amazing ! I didn't realise it was meant to be a comedy . Very subtle .

[@aw9680]

Why can’t I get this on dvd? There are so many scenes I haven’t seen here.

[@Yathome00]

Michelle LOVES Hames as we saw at the end of season 1. She just likes to give him crap just like the grandad gives Mr Quinn crap.

[@Cl0200]

Fineeeee I will watch Derry girls again

[@booksforver]

Fine I'll watch it again

[@chieftain5571]

True story. I still haven't finished the final episode. I just can't.

[@rvvnclaws7478]

5:07

[@devanman7920]

To be fair she is a ride!

[@athr3582]

What a lucky bastard,

[@TheArdencroft]

when is the new season coming to Netflix in the US?

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

Pretty sure we have all three seasons here now!

[@wfdix1]

From what I’ve seen, in about five years.

[@BigBoiiLeem]

My god, tho, that dude who was willing to fight teenagers for Fatboy Slim tickets... what a big man, I bet he felt real proud of himself after that

[@paigengawhika7971]

1:37 what was orla doing at the back 😭

[@jok86er]

enjoying her candy

[@Momoko4ever1]

I need captions