The First Female President of the United States - Sarah Smallwood Parsons

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[@serioussilliness2064]

If Harris gets a large turnout, it's because people are voting against Trump's rhetoric, nothing else.

[@VibingwithVibing]

“30% of white woman voted for dead men instead of me!” KILLED ME

[@johnburt1172]

Painfully plausible, considering.

[@amoral_minority]

only 30%? My, their society has come a long way.

[@rajalaireya1748]

🤣

[@redclayscholar620]

@@suzygirl1843 nah this is way better.

[@madmintentertainment6268]

to be fair they were probably more charismatic

[@Kestrel512]

It’s Nov 6th 2024… that “30% of white women voted for a dead man instead of me” line was prophetic

[@roxanne_]

Real

[@nigachu8249]

So taylor swift didn't work? Too bad lol

[@Nisselak]

@@nigachu8249 the basis of rational thinking didn't work

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@nigachu8249say turns out people support discrimination and hate thinking

[@Victoria-_]

Fr 😂

[@driphearts8035]

"How did your brother come out of the closet as being trans?" "He didn't come out. We just kinda new once he started levitating."

[@Semudara]

I'm impressed that Barack Obama, Idris Elba, Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert lived for another thousand years! Keanu, can't say I'm really surprised.

[@yellowpig1026]

obama kept himself alive with the chaos emeralds

[@erinsweeney3326]

yellowpig 10 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT

[@miacampbell4681]

Keanu lives cause we live in the matrix

[@EldritchGorly]

I feel that's the weakest part of the bit, since the rest is p contemporary.

[@luiza.limaneves]

@@EldritchGorly isn't it a memorial though?

[@navadax4541]

John Mulaney stayed behind because she's a proud Asian-American woman

[@neegas3490]

Oof

[@saraspence3829]

He’s a tiger mom!

[@erinsweeney3326]

Hey that high waisted man has feminine hips!

[@ElizabethT45]

@@erinsweeney3326 No! That's the thing he's sensitive about!

[@consumy1841]

Ultra Violetta fucking middle schooler,

[@manuelsputnik]

I'm so proud that Keanu made it to "the good ones" list, bless his soul.

[@KatzRool]

This moment is one of Redditry.

[@kaydgaming]

Cease your Redditry

[@mariahhenderson1470]

*Well he is "breathtaking"*

[@Gumyumb]

Reddit moment

[@gg-dg6rk]

And Obama 😌😂

[@panmoncada7257]

“Our scientists believe they will float up into the sky so you might want to tie them to something”

[@DeathnoteBB]

What about the genderfluid or bigender folk 😨

[@ianimatebadly3715]

@@DeathnoteBB they can fly now

[@Ariel_is_a_dreamer]

@@DeathnoteBB Well, I'll be walking with weights on my feet just in case

[@gamoviestudios1388]

@@ratinclothes1605 same bro lets go

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

I like to imagine men are just sitting in space chilling and some how can breathe in space

[@Prospitfox]

As an nb person I won’t quite fly up but I will be floating roughly 5 feet off the ground at all times

[@incognito7739]

It's alright you'll just get a long stick with a hook at the end so you can pull yourself along rather than having to try and swim through the air

[@waspoppin4784]

prospitfox gender fluid people can change what height they are at anytime that makes gender fluid people the most powerful group in existence

[@tapedeck8267]

@@waspoppin4784 Oh fuck yeah

[@anyaskers2025]

@@waspoppin4784 hell yeah, I finally won't be short

[@princemochi2018]

HAHAHA OMG SAME -

[@ren576]

Fun fact: Uzo Aduba also voices Bismuth in Steven Universe

[@genner-vincenthodgson5177]

Ooooh! Didn't know that!

[@Karasuraven0395]

Queen

[@neegas3490]

Oof I didn't know that

[@callandry722]

neato!

[@Qsie]

yesssss

[@weegee1204]

obsessed w the writing and her comedic timing is spot on skfbsjsmans

[@benpebbles4111]

RWBY

[@johnnyfrankenstein0123]

@@benpebbles4111 RWBY

[@benpebbles4111]

@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 RWBY!

[@divyadarshanprashad9211]

Also I’m ur 2000th like

[@kawaiimarshmallowlover9011]

i love the implication that trans men went too, dysphoria begone

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

In 1:10 they literaly show that trans men left 2

[@JGirDesu]

@@Pablo_Martin_aa that's literally what the comment said

[@Miskamouskamikumouse]

What are yall arguing abt

[@johnburt1172]

They didn't even need to have had bottom surgery.

[@madmercury6272]

Things disappearing is about sexual classification, not gender perception?

[@Grovyle10]

Seems like someone sure wished Melissa had floated up to the sky instead.

[@rileylindsey4019]

can we add john mulaney to the list of the good ones?

[@rainebow_kitty6142]

And Tom Holland?

[@BadMediaStudent]

From Mr. Music the movie?

[@artemiswolf4508]

Riley Lindsey John Mulaney managed to grab onto something before floating off. Ain’t no one was taking him to no secondary location.

[@Saraah_cha]

Are you implying that John Mulaney is not in fact a proud Asian-American woman who deserves to be treated with respect?

[@rileylindsey4019]

no, but as a very wise baby once said "uncle john has a penis"

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

NB people just levitating at different heights depending on where they fall on the spectrum

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

NB now have the power of flight

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 This is now NB canon

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

@@LoveLee_Dreamer you bet your gender nuetral ass it is

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 This is my favorite thing anyone has said to me in a long time 😂

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

@@LoveLee_Dreamer omg thank you!!

[@minniem-ms]

I love this but can you imagine the chaos of being outted as a trans guy because you got raptured with the rest of the men

[@Call-me-Al]

How would you get outed? Transmen are those who live as men. Their disappearance confirms the gender they identify as instead of the one they were assigned as at birth.

[@Officialencode]

@@Call-me-Al I think the implication of the OP is that raptured men GO somewhere and are still alive. So yeah, a trans man who wasn't publicly out being transported to where ever all the men are would immediately be outted to a group that would largely probably not be accepting or validating :/

[@minniem-ms]

/encode That or it was more like “Hey why did so and so disappear? Weren’t they...?” “....” “/Oh/“

[@johnnybestjojo7789]

A HA Trans men are men regardless of how they live or present themselves. You’re still whatever gender you are even if you’re not out yet lol. Like a Trans person doesn’t stop being Trans if they look like their assigned gender, that’s ridiculous.

[@Call-me-Al]

@@johnnybestjojo7789 yep, I'm just too used to transmen and transwomen getting help in their teens. I keep forgetting that other western countries can have serious issues with transgender people - the same way abortion is a non-issue in my country and I stupidly enough keep getting surprised every time I hear any adult with a minimum of basic education claim that abortion is the same as murdering a prematurely born baby. Or hear them claim evolution isn't a thing and that dinosaur skeletons were put into the ground by satan. My country has a lot of issues and flaws, but at least people aren't as weird about transgender women and men as many other places are D-:

[@T4Tragedy]

screaming at the fact that trans men also float up ... hell yeah

[@MatthewMurraycogswoth]

Or hello no for them. I'm sure they would have preferred survived. Like yeah we're validated but also dead

[@johnburt1172]

@@MatthewMurraycogswoth Nah, the men didn't die - they just floated away to Palhalla, an all-male paradise.

[@lucyk8935]

@@johnburt1172 PALHALLA-😭😭😭

[@johnburt1172]

@@lucyk8935 Palhalla is a very comfortable place, although admittedly it doesn't smell very good.

[@lucyk8935]

@@johnburt1172 I'm imagining sweat and old spice.

[@natinatyoutube]

I'm gon say it: I recognize her from the "The song that no one likes" skit, she's the STAR of this channel and we want MORE of her !!! EDIT: who writes these amazing skits ? Does every comedian writes their own ??? If they do, I'm even more impressed. LOVE this channel !

[@ucreategames]

The video description typically notes that the skit was written and performed by the same person. It's pretty amazing

[@natinatyoutube]

@@ucreategames Thank you ! I was so excited i didnt even think to read the description box... How long before this lady ends up on SNL ? Bets are open !

[@690PingPong]

She also had a great skit where she was the police commissioner and her tits were out

[@Agnes.Nutter]

just do a search for her name, Sarah Smallwood Parsons :)

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Natinat I didn’t realize this was the same woman. She’s great!

[@hackerquin]

As I am genderfluid, is it wrong for me to assume on my more masc days I will be floating around, and on my more fem days I'll come plummeting back down?

[@birdflox1337]

no, it's completely correct, take some sandbags with you to be safe

[@wutwut3200]

You will have random moments of unconsciousness on fem days. Time will pass by without you being conscious on masc days than when its a fem day again you'll continue from your last quicksave.

[@nickk4125]

What

[@NatalleeK]

Not wrong, actually very scientifically accurate. Make sure on your masc days you carry around something heavy

[@Aisha_Luv]

I thought you'd die from ur time in space 😶

[@natinatyoutube]

Gosh, she's hilarious and so freakin smart. Look how she perfeclty balances the whole skit at the end, with the slightly mean girl attitude and the situation with Melissa. It's a subtle, funny, incredibly smart way for her to say "Yes I'm a feminist but that doesnt mean I think women are these perfect creatures who can't do no wrong !!!". Very subtle, once again. Ugh, I love her so much...

[@Xan_man890]

Ok

[@godbearxd]

In her defense Melissa is just a fuckin terrible person so who can blame her.

[@QueenFondue]

Hey, yeah, I didn't pick up on that, but you're right.

[@calvinjohnson6242]

God Bear Exactly.

[@LnPPersonified]

@@godbearxd Yeah, she knows what she did.

[@LnPPersonified]

It's kind of adorable that she thinks the United States is going to still be around in the year 3025.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

I think it's less a question of will it exist and much more what sort of country it will be. Many countries have been around for more than a 1000 years through very tumultuous circumstances.

[@haleighferland6577]

gnshapiro gnshapiro yeah but the Inca lasted less than a hundred years, the Austrian empire lasted sixty three years, and then immediately after was the Austro-Hungarian empire which lasted about fifty one years, for a total of one hundred and fourteen years. The US is about 243 years, which is at least double the amount of time that the other empires existed. Shit might feel permanent but it takes very little to break up a country socially, and from there it doesn’t take much more to make the whole system collapse 😔😣

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@haleighferland6577 Did you think I meant it's impossible that America will not exist as a country in 3025? No, of course it's not impossible, but the original comment suggested it's naive to think it will exist. That's wrong in my view.

[@haleighferland6577]

gnshapiro idk man given the current world circumstances it’s not looking good I think we maybe have 100-150 years max

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@haleighferland6577 Are you saying America has 150 years or the world as a whole? Where are you getting that number from, by the way?

[@arcshuttle]

Okay, feminist jokes aside, this would be such a terrifying way for people to find out their gender identity. Like, imagine thinking you're a man and then suddenly you hear all men have floated away and you're like "Now wait a dAMN MINUTE-" Edit: Some heavy discussion going on in this thread. Scroll down at your own risk.

[@pandalily250]

it would make it a hell of a lot easier tho

[@FakeDogs]

I've started wearing dresses so I can confuse the sky gods and hopefully stay down here

[@arcshuttle]

@@FakeDogs ah, cheat codes, good thinking 👍✨

[@pandalily250]

@Gangari TheWanderer read a book or two, might help

[@wileatsglass]

@Gangari TheWanderer the doctors doing the ultrasound on me thought i was a male, thought same for my sis and thought my brother was female. The ultrasounds can fuc|k off, and take my very not welcome tits with them.

[@axsolotle3784]

I love the fact that the mysterious force pulling men into space respects gender identity

[@gabrielclark1425]

It doesn't, two of the lists of missing guys were literally labeled Trans and Gay. Sorry, you're getting drafted for Universal War 1337 like the rest of us.

[@anotherterribleday]

Gabriel Clark’s transphobic bullshit aside it’s almost funny how he thinks gay is a gender identity. Just shows how little these people understand of what they talk shit about

[@gabrielclark1425]

@@anotherterribleday it's literally in the video...

[@alexunderwood7978]

@@gabrielclark1425 not sure if this is transphobic but trans guys are assigned female at birth, so it does repect gender identity

[@invisibleghost3820]

@@alexunderwood7978 definitely not transphobic just facts

[@Oliver-vg1lu]

As a trans man I just want to say thank you for allowing me to disappear like the rest of the men on earth

[@salsa2653]

we’re just all leaving

[@killthislove5782]

The sky gods sucking up the men may be sexist, but one thing they're not is transphobic

[@YHLGguitargeek]

I realize youre joking, but this is super creepy, man.

[@incognitoburrito6020]

@@YHLGguitargeek How?

[@YHLGguitargeek]

@@incognitoburrito6020 Like I said, im pretty sure its just a joke, but it comes off as though this dude feels his identity is validated by the fact some woman hes never met is willing to include him in her sexist genocide fantasies. Like 'Thank you so much for hating me as an equal.' Its just creepy and super cultish.

[@rosecoloredchloe]

The fact that John Mulaney wasn’t in the good ones

[@stahppls2293]

This is year 3000+ he could have done something

[@RayFlemming7080]

He’s no better than a Nazi.

[@wrencampbell7911]

his name was probably in the gay one

[@scribblebluwu1159]

What do you mean he’s a strong Asian American woman

[@honorburke474]

He killed Princess Diana

[@serena8942]

Me, a trans boy, finally experiencing complete gender euphoria before being suffocated in the thin air of earth’s upper atmosphere: 😇😌😚

[@dragan176]

As you slowly suffocate and your body ceases to provide enough oxygen for your cells to function, you last thought ever echoes in your head "I was right"

[@yikes2540]

@@dragan176 as the transphobes look on in horror

[@creedd.o8928]

@@yikes2540 and about half of them suffocating

[@suhaneegupta814]

THE TRANS PART WAS SO WHOLESOME!!!!

[@Makkis]

Cracking open a cold vacuum with the boys

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Damn, this is crazy... ...What did that Melissa do?

[@tinamarie2121]

SHE KNOWS.

[@thaisemanuella9391]

Yaaas

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

She knows what she did

[@nihalnihal9356]

Sheee knows 😠

[@madmintentertainment6268]

she probably loved her husband or something

[@neilyworm]

I’m bigender, would I have just, like, been flung around from space to earth and back again?

[@GOOCHPILLED]

Bigender boomerang-

[@neilyworm]

Beatrix ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ LMAO

[@Rahnonymous]

Family member: So...how did they die? Doctor: Deadly ping pong.

[@redacted5078]

u can be the delivery person between both groups

[@shalmali-379]

you'd be floating

[@riley.p.p]

plot twist, the boys just went out for beers all at once-- finally synchronizing the Big Meetup

[@bellagaming3556]

I wanna see one of these in person one day. Edit : I was talking about the show -_-

[@benjidaniel5595]

Simple Short potato They are called “women”

[@godbearxd]

Have you tried leaving your house? There's a bunch of them out there.

[@bellagaming3556]

@@godbearxd I tried. Never seceded XD

[@katsisvi8097]

Dorian RC Taylor You talk like you’ve never seen a human being before, like any

[@treeguy9571]

How did folks in the comment section misunderstand what you said. Y'all flamed 'em for no reason. Smh

[@ValensBellator]

This sketch could use an “update” sketch lol, the premise is just hilarious

[@AddBowIfGirl]

ValensBellator I agree. This would be one of the recurring SNL sketches I really enjoyed.

[@madmintentertainment6268]

Eh, what would they do with that? " the world is so much better now that all the men are dead"? Hilarious 🙄

[@bumblerbree]

'since the men disappeared we have had no wars, however if everyone would please check the glossary of countries you are not allowed to speak to because we had an argument twenty years ago and if you were really my friend you wouldn't hang out with them'

[@banbanthebandit4002]

@@madmintentertainment6268 did you watch the sketch? Like at all? Cause that’s just the premise and not the joke itself, man media literacy really is dead huh

[@madmintentertainment6268]

@@banbanthebandit4002 what? There is literally a section where she has "all the good men" and there are like 3. That was the ENTIRE point of the sketch wtf are you talking about?

[@oburci9596]

Bad time to get this video recommended huh

[@keran.]

Perfect time

[@KEeosFight]

Who here after the election.

[@Victoria-_]

Me 😭

[@NoteBard]

This was also national coming out day for every trans women, especially the ones who didn’t know it themselves yet. Also the lesbians gotta be SO psyched

[@blueberryvalian]

This hits different today...

[@oshahott2532]

I, as a gay man, fucking HOLLERED at "The Good Ones" bit! God I love Sarah! She's so good at these skits.

[@daniellepenhallow3311]

And on 24th February we celebrate Pocket Day to celebrate finally getting huge ass pockets in dresses, gowns, jeans, skirts and all clothing and the fall of the everyday purse industry

[@ob2kenobi388]

Literally the only regret I have about transitioning is the loss of pockets lol

[@francescaredditt5544]

The last joke is very funny until you realize that a dead congressman was elected to the North Dakota house of representatives last week

[@ambiguoussarcasm]

John Mulaney and Bob Ross deserve to be on The Good Ones memorial

[@froginatophat1042]

Maybe they were so good they didn’t even get ruptured

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

John stayed behind, he's an Asian-American woman

[@mothmano4369]

This aged like milk

[@Sapphichearts]

Bob Ross is dead. Idk if the dead bodies went up as well

[@killianreilly8145]

I love that the jokes are pointed at both men and women and they include trans people's identity, just a banger of a sketch

[@madmintentertainment6268]

idk "it would be kinda cool if all men died and only a few of them dont deserve it" isnt really balanced with "sometimes women vote stupidly" lol

[@sullainvictus]

Yeah exactly. Like the problem with men is that they are produce weapons and drugs and nothing good, and the problem with women is they're kind of catty.

[@sage5530]

the fact trans men had the most "good ones" names is enough to make me cry bruh i love you

[@bruh9843]

Fr 😭😭

[@bruh9843]

@Deserve Not Desire bro it's a comedy skit lmfao it's not sad that transgender men are considered real men they get to what they wanna be

[@the_aberration7398]

Yes, this video screams Trans Rights and it’s wonderful.

[@colorbar.s]

to be fair trans men do get the girl experience™ for at least a little while in their lives as an exclusive bonus feature so they know what it's like despite being male. understanding what we go through = a good one

[@Kino-Imsureq]

lets go chat cis men are not good

[@zeros-gy7bl]

OMG! I'm a trans man and I literally just teared up while uncontrollably laughing ...and we're only a minute and 30 seconds in! Bravo!

[@driphearts8035]

That is certainly one of the ways to have your identity validated. Get a space suit on before going outside from now on just to be safe

[@alainaluu]

Return of the insane laughter

[@XerkDaniels]

The goat is back!

[@jimmz6]

this hits different after november 5th

[@leaf4930]

Coming here to watch this after the 2024 election is especially heartbreaking. Still really funny, but also heartbreaking.

[@milica1651]

I wonder how she feels knowing she predicted the future

[@ellamills5716]

Love this woman’s delivery and comedic timing

[@vee1267]

This skit is more relevant than ever 😭😂

[@SpireSpore]

Im here after Kamala Harris's loss. I need a laugh to get me through this sad day. It really does look like it'll be the year 3000 before we get a woman president 😢.

[@panandextremelypanicked576]

What happens if I’m gender fluid? Do I have to stay tied down all the time just in case I feel masculine? So many questions

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

You can fly

[@samaurel6619]

Weighted clothing is advised

[@Gaeguli56]

Oakley sunglasses being subtitled as “ugly sunglasses” is 😘👌

[@lammieshipper]

Who’s watching this after the 2024 election :(

[@mariesabine2385]

As of late November, it’s actually helping me a little bit, it’s pretty funny.

[@lucasgray1492]

I need to know what Melissa did.

[@goomar5277]

She knows.

[@FemMushroom]

This is why I'm trans, actually. I didn't want to be slurped up into the sky so I became a woman.

[@lilanimations5479]

this aged well LMFAOOO

[@drkatbun8566]

2:20 when male birth control does exist but its not sold because the good side effects are "increased stamina" and high dopamine levels but the bad side effects are headaches and nausea (1 in a 100) and suddenly it's too risky 🙄

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

Didn’t it cause clinical depression in men? That’s why they didn’t sell it

[@drkatbun8566]

@@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 yeah, the same side effect on female birth control. But it was too "risky" for men, but they have no problem selling the same thing to women

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

@@drkatbun8566 are you sure they were at the same rates? I’m sorry for hounding it’s just I don’t really know where to look for this kind of data.

[@drkatbun8566]

@@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 it was a private facility who did the research, I honestly can't remember the name, theres different male birth controls (implants, shot, pills), the pills were practically the same as the ones for women, when I read it I was pissed because they banned it because of the side effects and it was labeled "dangerous" but it was less dangerous than the current birth control for women, some of the mild side effects were diarrhea, constipation, temporary baldness, migraines, headaches, acne, reduce/increased sexual appetite, increased/reduced weight and some of the bad side effects were depression and temporary erectile dysfunction. Some of the benefits were clear skin (in case of acne), better stamina (sexual and fitness), and increased dopamine (idk if too much of the increase was also the cause depression in some). These are the same side effects on female birth control, but we also get a risk of getting ovarian cancer, possibly becoming sterile, heart attacks, increasing the amount of blood during periods. They made a list of warnings comparing males and females side effects. The female side effects went on and on and on, and the males didn't even reach quarter of the length.

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

@@drkatbun8566 damn that sucks

[@Odisher7]

Oh nice timing for reminding me of this now yt, good timing.

[@grunerbereich6726]

Who's here because of the election 2024?

[@adumbooctopus1115]

I'm 14, is there any way I can sign up to perform here..?

[@natinatyoutube]

I dont know you but I love your ambition and boldness already. At your age, I dont think i wouldve have been confident enough to even think about joining them/perform there. So GOOD FOR YOU👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@madeofcastiron]

wow your confidence at your age, good for you and happy for you! if you're serious, maybe you can look for the contacts of this channel e.g. dm them on their social media or write an email to them (if they have). wish you the best, buddy

[@adumbooctopus1115]

@wheetamin @Natinat thank you both so much! You two just made my day :)

[@natinatyoutube]

@@adumbooctopus1115 🤗🤗🤗

[@angelface8210]

YOU GOT SOME BALLS.

[@Vegas242]

Shout-out to all the trans women who only figured out what was going on after the fact. It's obviously good they all were able to figure it out but i imagine that would be a pretty traumatic experience

[@dkwroot]

All Men: We must go now, our planet needs us.

[@pachoarteaga]

We went to Jupiter to get our himbo degree

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

@@pachoarteaga What are you talking about? Men are from Mars.

[@anusername8350]

This has aged (sadly) very very well

[@actuallyalias]

Here's hoping that we're back here in November talking about how this aged poorly

[@jazzyprince3335]

🤞

[@Huntress59]

💙

[@chesspiece4257]

🫠 only a thousand years to go

[@transplantman2287]

As a trans guy I appreciate the gender-affirmation of being included on the "Good Ones Memorial."

[@milk-nz6uv]

imma see how this ages tommorow

[@chimcharhater]

☹

[@redencarnacion]

😢

[@pepperinko]

🙁

[@milk-nz6uv]

shit

[@gnoot50]

🙁

[@ob2kenobi388]

Now I'm imagining a few people float down from the sky every once in a while upon realizing they're trans lol

[@qtpaulie]

lmfao

[@tobeseve4020]

I love that she's inclusive of trans people. It's small but it's really appreciated, most people wouldn't think of it or bother.

[@tobeseve4020]

@RevDot21 k

[@xanthemothcat]

@RevDot21 I’m coping real fine, boogying my trans enby ass, thanks for your concern :)

[@sunnymagicalwinx]

@RevDot21 you left 17 comments on a pointless KZbin video and for what. Bet you’re the kind of person who tells people that “gay and race” jokes shouldn’t be taken seriously. Relax now and grow some balls, don’t get mad about a random video online like this.

[@sweetstxr]

As a trans man i'm honored to be on the memorial list 😭

[@1-1-5-2]

dolphin girl is back hell yeah

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

Lol yeaaaaah!

[@ceedubelu]

*She knows what she did* 🤣🤣🤣

[@gnoot50]

this skit might actually become true because of what happened in the 2024 us election

[@lennardchurch8483]

How about trying to field a competent candidate? That would greatly improve your odds of winning. Anyone only needs to have listened to the interviews this last cycle, and have a basic working memory of the last 8 years to know that one side fielded a candidate who already had a successful term as President, and the other fielded a check-box that couldn't name one thing she'd do different than the corrupt invalid currently in the Oval Office.

[@JackdotC]

​@lennardchurch8483 bruh successful?! Trump was the worst US president in the last 50 years, he started a trade war with China before covid even began. Americans are just morons

[@jesse85]

Spongebob in the audience

[@play3r.wav.]

the biggest thing surprising me here is how many people actually think this is man-hatred

[@AfungusoftheLungusAmongus]

I'm confused. Everyone says that all guys floated up, but I'm still here?

[@mariesabine2385]

Hmmmmmmmm

[@oliviaandrade8350]

I have been watching this girl's sketches for like an hour, I'm obsessed lmao

[@jimbo.is.crap.at.animating]

Honestly as a trans dude I'm just happy to be included. (Yes this is the only representation I've seen in months, and it's awesome.)

[@razvanstan4689]

1:15 ok, now i'm concerned. is she or him (lil wayne), like ok ? it sounds like a hyena from lion king

[@ollycoleman7418]

Oh shit you're right...

[@stephen5601]

This person has been in a few of these. They are a reoccurring event.

[@johnnybestjojo7789]

You can say ‘they’ instead of ‘he or she,’ since it’s faster and more inclusive

[@jesemery2069]

I'm pretty sure the drug industry would still be thriving without men. Just sayin.

[@the1exnay]

I assumed the implication was that the reason drug companies are able to overcharge is somehow related to men. Though I'm skeptical that women wouldn't make the exact same greedy decisions as CEOs and lawmakers for the exact same reasons their predecessors did I may have just been reading too much into it though and something else might have been intended

[@trla6505]

@@the1exnay i thought she mead like inlligel drugs, but yeah no one is inherently "better "

[@Puerco-Potter]

Yeah, I know more junkie women that men, maybe because usually they don't pay for all their drugs and are gifted them more often.

[@ucheogwude2516]

Yes, yes...this is all very well. However, we all want to know: what exactly did Melissa do?

[@EyeconicLaura]

I’m so grateful the algorithm recommended this channel a month ago. Pure gold.

[@lordbuss]

I find the way she constantly nods extremely funny.

[@ChipCheerio]

I forever maintain that total absence of any one sex will just result in exactly what LISA depicts. Now it may look slightly different since LISA is under the stipulation that all women disappeared, but the point remains.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

This is the third best characters welcome skit, only beaten by hobbit milk and the Christmas village

[@dangermenatwork]

please let the dolphin into every skit, I love it

[@justafan8994]

Where is Tom Holland I didn’t see him in the list

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

On a totally unrelated note, Spiderman was missing as well.

[@kaiyamya9882]

He leaked one too many spoilers to make it on the list.

[@Bina_0606]

So if i'm half a man and half an enby would i just be floating about 8 ft in the air at all times?

[@CKMack-wt3he]

This is still funny but painful to see again this year.

[@LordQueezle]

As a cis straight man I'm a little offended... On the other hand the list of good ones is kind of impeccable.. and frankly I can't compete with any of them... So you win.

[@idiotleg9595]

Is this a re-uploaded?

[@CharactersWelcome]

This is a new, longer version of an older piece! The stuff that we've been putting up for the past few weeks was from a 'best of' show, where the performers (for the most part) did different versions of their best bit from the past 6 months.

[@hikaruyoroi]

@@CharactersWelcome Yall are great, I need to see this live one day

[@Majornerdacc]

This is the plot of Y: The Last Man

[@ElizabethT45]

If you made it to the finale of The Leftovers....oof, that made me realize I just bailed on that show and forgot to finish it lol

[@ItsJustJara]

I was waiting for her to announce the new law that says you get to stay home for 4 days every month

[@I_tried_to_be_emo_and_failed]

Don't mind me I'm just going to almost fly away but not completely cause I'm a demi boy. I might come down every now and then but expect me to be floating most of the time.

[@locurset]

Demiboys form the new ozone layer 😳

[@TOH_Fan]

Tran women who haven’t figured it out yet. “Wait what is going on? Oh shit. Oh fuck, oh no.”

[@julie-tm6pz]

"the Oakley's sunglasses company"😂😂

[@nicerguise3225]

I hope I make it on the Good Ones Memorial.

[@Kriojenic]

i swear theres a pelican laughing in the crowd

[@polyubiquitin]

This is the greatest piece of comedy I have ever watched.

[@DNTMEE]

Really? Then this must be the only comedy you have ever watched.

[@c.jhamblin5759]

I love every single one of these sarah does

[@jasuncionrodriguez2098]

I always remember this monologue/ sketch. Really good!