Charborg Streams - The You Testament: I will meet god and deliver unto him a banana

[@rustywilson7966]

"When you own a weapon you DISOWN yourself!" *Disciples brawling in the background*

[@ztoxicman]

I remember playing this game and beating the shit out of some dude almost as soon as I spawned in was wondering why I couldn't kill him and eventually gave up and decided to actually start the story. Turns out I was beating the shit out of Jesus.

[@nonya1366]

Roman rep up.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@nonya1366 you mean jewish rep up lmao

[@hautoa1513]

@@TheRealRusDaddy only if ur uneducated

[@mukuplays]

And on the third day, Charborg played The You Testament.

[@TheWinters63]

And this, was good

[@noahm44]

Jesus Christ rose from the dead!! And gave His Holy Spirit to the disciples!

[@spex4558]

@@noahm44 yuck

[@s3rviceDog]

@@noahm44evil jesus rose first and then bit jesus’ ankles and did some dark magic

[@Mark-Givent]

mdickie my beloved

[@michaelstroman5213]

Yeah

[@Hanyahanyaaahyaaa]

Yeah

[@michael-gary-scott]

Yeah

[@Sobure]

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[@migfan711]

Yeah

[@BSMaker]

Jesus outplayed charborg so hard when he just floated above his attempt at drowning him. In fact, Jesus' blasé attitude towards all the death and destruction evil jesus caused is quite inspiring. A true savior.

[@aloreantherogue4439]

I like to imagine the reason evil Jesus was stuck in the pool was because it was holy water

[@limbothebiggay1709]

I like how he blames glitches when he specifically chose to be a small man child

[@TheDsRequiem]

Still glitches

[@TeddyParker]

charborg: 'its unbelievably funny to be short' criken: -_-

[@crazypantz3492]

Isn't Criken a tall guy? maybe I'm missing the joke. Also late comment

[@haikalhaz1851]

​@@crazypantz3492i think thats the joke?? Im not sure myself lmao, maybe thats criken reaction cause it was said by someone shorter than him. But i cant be sure lol

[@crazypantz3492]

@@haikalhaz1851 I dunno, just remember criken talking about and looking like a tall guy. looks like 6'3/190 cm or above if I had to guess

[@haikalhaz1851]

@@crazypantz3492 yeah ive heard him mention that too

[@Pariatech]

We play this game every Sunday in my church group. Truly the most Christian game ever!

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Sunday school fight club

[@Mothotone]

Charborg secretly makes himself ingame. bald diaper baby borg

[@louiswendlander9083]

"Jesus, as soon as I leave this place I'm gonna get laid. Take this banana." That line slayed me. Particularly the handing of a banana to Jesus right after.

[@thomaslucas8825]

Necropantsers origin story

[@Makaponpon]

does this imply necropantser was the second coming of evil jesus, or that necropantser IS evil jesus after being away for two millenia

[@Mandalore1987]

2:57:04 Seems even Jesus can lose his shit, when he came running into the temple calling it a den of thieves he was crosseyed and aggresive until evil jesus talked to him, i guess your antics finally got to him and he snapped, then the moment he saw you he remembered oh right i'm the good one while that little 40 year old looking child is the evil one and came back to his senses

[@OldSlimJolo]

Jesus delivers small sermon on actuating change within ourselves **hairless short man pile drives Jesus**

[@grannps]

Such a good stream, Charborg and the Wrestling Empire Dev (MDickie) are a match made in heaven 🙏🙏🙏

[@senorMckenzie]

evil jesus ripping a man limb from limb with a fire spell and actual jesus just not caring was the hardest I've laughed in I don't know how long

[@devilinthewoods3809]

I feel like I just went to church and the priest was Macho Man Randy Savage delivering the sermons that hit you like a flying elbow from atop Mount Sinai

[@sylvie_Solace]

Is Borg time

[@voxlvalyx]

Fuck yeah, one of the more obscure MDickie games. I've barely seen anyone play this one

[@bigman9341]

Id say that time travel one is his most obscure

[@someone-kv3nz]

@@bigman9341what time travel one??

[@bigman9341]

@@someone-kv3nz Its one of the shitty mobile game ones so I don't think its 3D, but I believe its level based and you go through time, killing different armies

[@bigman9341]

Found it, its called Back Wars

[@bigman9341]

He also has some other ones where its 2D so no one played them, like Wrecked where you're wrecked on an island and Extra lives which is set in a zombie apocalypse

[@caterpuss]

I am short, can confirm it is unbelievably funny.

[@yungmonsterxs8929]

3:10 "This is small, but huge." FeelsStrongMan

[@Jemmekk]

ive watched this like 5 times its just too good

[@zantanzuken]

s'kinda funny, the guard literally said 'hey hand me some money and i'll let him out' and instead of using the transmute miracle and turning a sword into money, charborg tries to murder the guard, clip jesus out of jail via dirt and then water.... and then gives up.

[@Jax49]

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And Always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life

[@toupac3195]

Oh my! I'm just a YT watcher. Wrestling Empire and Hardtime dev has more? This is awesome!

[@pillgrimm]

YYYEESSS THE BEST ONE HERETIC TIME

[@aphidamas1]

I take a break from my project and look up right after Charborg is saying "...Does anyone have fifty bucks? Guys, I really need fifty bucks. Does anyone have that?" What appears before my eyes is a waist-high middle aged man in a diaper grabbin up on the nearest passerby's crotch. @20:23 The passerby's expression is damn!

[@muffy2663]

As someone who was raised in a Batholic/ Pentecostal house, I can 100% confirm evil Jesus DOES exist; he was take out of the bible due to controversy.

[@makutateridax4788]

12:00 Charborg accidentally got some Bible lore right: For some reason it was a common belief in medieval Europe that Jesus was born looking like a grown-ass man.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I wonder if Jesus went through the terrible twos?

[@jimbabwe3]

damn, poor Mary

[@Lord_Keyboard]

That water drinking sound effect makes me want to jump out of my skin

[@michael-gary-scott]

my toes were curling when he waas in the pool

[@Rautakello]

35:22 Having some real Chip Cheezum flashbacks.

[@underratedszn6549]

This was actually hilarious this stream had me in tears bruh

[@iMajoraGaming]

european Renaissance art accurate evil jesus

[@jerico7718]

Sees the sign for the city I’m named after … he says it funny 😢

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

It is a funny sounding word

[@Lord_Keyboard]

I'm hearing a lot of Morrowind sound effects in this game

[@CaptainCookie18]

Thank gosh you have this. Twitch play on demand is trash

[@wsnt]

I remember playing this game as a kid, this and Wrecked were my two favorites. Wtf

[@mikemccoy7931]

I totally think I heard a guinea pig in the background, does Charborg have piggies?

[@bigman9341]

He did, before the plague.

[@Lodenuri]

All 10 of them

[@daniellively1128]

This is the prequel to hard time and hard time is the prequel to wrestling empire

[@Goozero1]

Fun fact. When people say Jeez, like an expletive, they're actually referring to Soos from Gravity Falls who's name is Jesus!

[@JOAOPRED]

now he needs to play world war alpha or wrecked

[@DragonMaiden77]

Love how he keeps using the Hellraiser line. Perfect

[@Ocidad]

NPC towards Jesus in the You Testament is basically the "Jesus won't you f**king whistle" words

[@Jose.G_]

how do u play this i tried but i can only run it at max 3 fps...

[@mr.foxasmg]

Thank god you have strwam archives! The vid got age restricted.

[@davidvidya9657]

I wish the Elder Scrolls 6 has magic as fun and potent as the ones in this game

[@daniellively1128]

Funny how he said "Bible lore" lol

[@asimpforchibita2087]

Charborg: fishtastic

[@whitehuayra]

Those eyes are horrifying 😧

[@MistaFohead]

How do you download this game?

[@Kenwood709]

Anyone know what settings I need to run this on windows 11? I got it to work with Vista compatibility mode but it's shit for fps and gets worse when dialog happens.

[@thepartypotatopooper6354]

2:19:49 thats some ghostly laugh right there

[@dalejhunter1]

I am having a strange deja vu seeing evil jesus in the pool unable to get out. Anyone heard of ChipCheezum?

[@chersnotdead5124]

Retsuprae 🙌

[@flandersnatch2285]

B I B L E L O R E

[@elevatorcait]

4:12:03 breaking bad ending

[@pillgrimm]

Yo I just realized if you look up the chapters of the Bible quoted when someone gives advice, it almost never actually has anything to do with what was said. It's like he was completely banking on you never looking it up

[@jackgarrett3458]

3:04:22 Jesus take this spear

[@tbuckyfilms]

The water drink sound effect triggers me

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Evil Jesus and the case of the missing eyeballs

[@Mary-ix9sg]

I wanna play this game so bad cause it looks hilarious but it runs at 2 fps for some reason. No idea how charborg gets these MDickie games to work but I'm so glad he does

[@sos_ig]

CHAARRRBORRRRRRRG

[@Elle...]

I love how he repeatedly attacked Jesus and got smoted but always blamed the fireballs instead of y’know… God

[@LUVNPCE2U]

I been waiting on this one lmao

[@yashuab.2979]

Damn! That one foot tall baby is three feet tall!

[@theguy1233]

Can you do School days?

[@mrpieceofwork]

1:04:35 CROSS BLOCKED!

[@noneshere727]

was someone referencing impaled nazarene thats the only band ik of that references nazareth also i love this game cause it makes bible lore that i grew up with funny and wacky its wonderful and hell it might actually teach u a few things about bible history it looks relatively well done better than most bible games i see

[@captainhands3558]

Nazareth is a 60's rock band. They're alright.

[@VegitoJawbreaker]

Justice has a song called Rivers of Nazareth or something like that, I think that's what they meant.

[@sneg__]

why would anyone want to learn about "bible history" tho

[@noneshere727]

@@sneg__ cause unlike your ilk some people actually enjoy it sorry not everyone is in line with your shitty mentality

[@sneg__]

@@noneshere727 what

[@drantil]

since you were arrested the people of judea started a revolution against the romans xD

[@RozettaVyper]

Never did I think I'd see Charborg playing a Christian game...Wow.

[@sticks1800]

39:30

[@jamesrichards2720]

rip bozo.

[@celestialcressy]

3:54:48 i died

[@michaelstroman5213]

Good day movie

[@toupac3195]

You are a fan channel. I may join a cult following if it is available. 🤪🤪😂

[@phaedraremington6247]

2:17:21

[@AaaAaa-rt8vl]

ugh charbob

[@ThePhantomiteZ]

Nobody wants to hear anyone eating on mic.

[@jamesrichards2720]

this version of jesus is false and they like to make his say stuff he never said. Philosphies of men mingled with scripture. other than that, I know this is just a game for fun.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Mdickie had to through his view of the bibble in there but yeah its mostly just supposed to be a fun dumb bible themed wrestling game

[@Batnano]

this is the worst game of the 3 that cringe guy made

[@josephrobert5084]

He has 31 games what are you talking about

[@serlistogiette4168]

How do you download this game?