Charlie Brooker on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie To You?

[@FinBrennan]

Charlie always sounds like he’s complaining when he talks 😂

[@smileysmiley1494]

So true!!! Lol😅

[@MovieNut14]

Oh, how the mood shifted after the "pretending to be deaf in one ear" anecdote.

[@Oleg_K.]

I mean, as absolutely well it should.

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Understandably so.

[@mftmss7086]

what do you mean, how?

[@Scipio-Africannabis]

@@mftmss7086 basically just another way of saying the attitude of the other panelists and the audience changed noticeably after he admitted to the deaf in one ear thing. It's kinda old English.

[@mftmss7086]

@@Scipio-Africannabis do you think I'm stupid? I know that and English is my language. I meant how did the mood change.

[@notme222]

I didn't realize this show was just relationship therapy for Charlie Brooker.

[@Izumabakumatsu]

​@@Butterratbee Even when they're on the same team David got yelled at a bit. 😅

[@swampfarts]

​@@Butterratbeethey're like rival curmudgeons

[@grf15]

The deaf story is unbelievable. I love how defensive he got when it was revealed he was telling the truth.

[@damianabregba7476]

He noticed how he sounded, so he doubled down for comedic purpose

[@Jennifer-yz8xw]

The poor girlfriends.

[@DodderingOldMan]

"Are you saying I have to use pity to attract people?" "I'm saying you might have used pity." (Thoughtful pause) "I'm not above it." Possibly my favourite line in the entire show. Charlie is one of the funniest people around. Much as I love Black Mirror, I resent the fact it's kept him too busy to do much other TV.

[@IJBLondon]

Yes, "You have been watching" was hilarious and should have had a longer run.

[@bc4yt]

Every story involved an ex girlfriend 😂

[@ra3511]

Yeahh wife is also an ex-girlfriend!

[@CalvinLimuel]

So that's why Charlie Brooker created Black Mirror! hahahahaha

[@jamesinjapan1084]

as soon as i saw her reaction to him saying everyone was his no.1 fan... it was so obvious

[@wajihbec1087]

The spider story explains that episode in black mirror.

[@wesleywild-s9x]

He's awesome

[@leafan101]

It is not particularly the stories he tells that are funny, like some other people on WILTY, but his whole demeanor about telling them.

[@itdoesntmatter23]

every anecdote takes him down in my estimation

[@MontyCantsin5]

And up in my estimation.

[@linmonash1244]

Absolutely. Even now - he's telling these stories as if they're humorous!

[@IceCenders]

and to think these are the ones he's willing to disclose publicly...

[@StephenIC]

​@@linmonash1244defending the 6 year lie was a really bad look

[@mftmss7086]

he's BASED he ABSOLUTELY MOGS all these cucc betas they be seethin and fartin

[@ckannan90]

Wait is that Hannah fry?

[@humblescribe8522]

In the last clip? Yes.

[@BettyBonkers]

I would not have told that.

[@natachascorner]

Hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@jamesstewart7736]

Although I am only a third of a way through this video are all Charlie Brooker's stories girlfriend related ? 😂

[@jamesstewart7736]

The second one is the closest we will ever get to an Inside No.9/Black Mirror crossover episode. 😒

[@clauditube12]

Feel sorry for his exes.

[@nez9751]

I think he’s great

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

Why? Genuine question. I don't understand the appeal.

[@AmiUnhinged]

At least it was real you know. "I Actually fancy you" like "...I've got legs. And a French loaf," Genius! Hold that line "I'd buy your blue Gaultier" or "I'd cover a Beatles song in your local" real love you know

[@AmiUnhinged]

Something that looks romantic but isn't? Emilie Autumn. She always wears this cutesy Lolita corset in powder pink from the 18th century, but her makeup is like this rabid zombie. It's a weird aspect of feminism that some types of insanity you have to respect like...busy chintz, you have to respect the effort, and woven hair extensions for the same reason. Nigella Lawson cake you know for sheer volumes of calories etc. Nick Cave and the bad seeds did a record called "The Secret Life of The Love Song" in which he averred all love songs are somehow creepy, "Better the Devil You Know" for instance. I was like "Well, yeah. How about 'I've got you under my skin'? Was that Sinatra? "Once Upon a Dream" from the old Disney franchise etc

[@Izumabakumatsu]

Man... the WILTY creative team hasn't been kind to Charlie cause each one of em stories has painted him as so pitiful and pathetic. 😅

[@swampfarts]

Two out of three of them were true so I think they just matched the tone of the truths he submitted!

[@where_we_go245]

You all keep giving him shit but you dont know what his exes were like to love with. Alot of things you tell someone in life may seem bad but they just arent as bad as youre making out. Stop pretending like you are all saints

[@HighSchoolDropout96]

I did not know raisins are dried grapes and im in my 40"s I dont feel bad for charlie booker lol

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

Do most people find him funny?

[@gustavozenkl2154]

Yes!

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

@@gustavozenkl2154 I honestly don't know why.

[@IceCenders]

It's quite obvious to me that it's a case of selfish jerks finding other selfish jerks funny. People (ahem, most of them men) who think nothing of what he's admitted to, ostensibly would stoop just as low in their own personal lives and see nothing wrong with doing so.

[@grf15]

This may come as a surprise to you. Other people have a different sense of humor than you. There is no rule you have to like or dislike anyone or anything.

[@gustavozenkl2154]

@@grf15 Exactly, i wouldnt say he is one of my favourites but he is for sure entertaining just like i dont really like dave chappelle but i have to admit he is funny even if its not for me, and for the other guy, no if you laugh at what somebody says it doesnt mean you do it yourself ahhahaa i love jimmy carr but i never made tax evasion for example 😆😆

[@AmiUnhinged]

About David Mitchell's tax dodging? You know at MacDonalds, they take the tax for you, before you count it. It's not that the wages of MacDonalds are so low as to be considered attractive to a particular sort of criminal but apparently very wealthy people don't have to count tax. Tell him I asked where bad folks go when they die Perilously, if everyone behaved like that we would all be in jail. So: I say, let's do the opposite thing David did

[@AmiUnhinged]

No, sadly, I don't have undeclared income . I was making a profit margin in creepy Internet nonces but Billie Eilish appears to have taxed the lot. Dash it, I remember her skinny, Miley Sirus-esque frame trying to shimmy out of a hoodie like a homeless person impersonating a cheeky weasel and I sick up a bit in my mouth. I said " B is for Bitcoin Whale" let's turn her inside out and see if she's an escape game room. I didn't have any takers for that but apparently millions of people totally would. Can you imagine? The million man valentine tries to hit her cupids Arrow like " You missed, but basically that was only as eleven inches sideways, in the whole of space time. Frankly that would have been a shocking win." You know what they say "peg it in the Billie Board, true love's sure to be mine," ...no they don't. They say " don't count your chickens before they hatched"

[@AmiUnhinged]

Well, you know the think is with Anorexia, is that's a tricky word for a scrabble board. *ponder* you know, big fat fake bum cheeks sold really well in China. It was just a Thing so what is Billie Eilish Supposed to think? Bum cheeks are plastic. Boobs are plastic. Sentiments are similarly synthetic... I believe that overcoming Anorexia will bring a freedom to her, not unlike Neve Campbell in Scream but basically if the proof of the pudding actually is in the eating we might have trouble convincing her

[@AmiUnhinged]

Oh, toofies. Don't forget to clean your teeth. Hydrochloric stomach acid corrodes the teeth. I had a pal once, a friendly bulimic, whose shoes were designer and lunch was protestant. She told me.

[@spikslow]

Pretty awful

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

would I lie to you would I lie to you

[@barryispuzzled]

Brooker's too aggressive.