Charlie Helps Jake Sneak Out | Two and a Half Men

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Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenai
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[@stratosfire1943]

"Sure you can, just gotta figure the wind and lead em" Berta was always amazing 😂

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

At least Evelyn admits she's a bad mother. And it's so great when Jake sneaks out of Judith's house and Alan gets one back at her.

[@charlieandthechocfactrules9186]

Actually that makes Evelyn worse. She admits she's a bad mother and yet shows no remorse for it.

[@danielmoose1273]

At least Evelyn does it in a hilarious way. Bitches like my mom only concentrated on artfully concealing what she was from her friends.

[@kevinxiao0]

When did Jake sneak out of jUdiths house

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

@kevinxiao0 At the end of the episode when Alan returned him to Judith's house and Judith (as always) yelled at Alan for not keeping a closer eye on Jake. As Alan left, he caught Jake trying to sneak out again, and he offered to help and took him back to the front door to show Judith and get back at her.

[@redips]

@@anthonyvasquezactor But knowing Judith, she don't care. She'll blame alan again, due to his weak will. lol

[@TshiamoDre]

*"Real funny Alan."* 🤣🤣🤣

[@nisecharles6146]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@masterdon187]

Idk how it is in an western family but if he said that in an Asian household the doctor would be removing a shoe from his ass

[@ironpulse3658]

I think we can all agree that this version of drunk Charlie is hilariously awesome🤣

[@Pbateman721]

Wasn’t drunk was drugged

[@kwakithailand]

​@@Pbateman721alcohol is a drug, too.

[@MrHadrii]

3:15 the best compliment Charlie gave to Alan 😂

[@redips]

Alan: what do you want me to do Berta, i can't hit him. He's right Berta. He can go to jail. lol

[@erikkarlsson9843]

1:16 Breaking the fourth wall :D

[@ZombieN8YT]

Alan is powerless. The only way he’ll be respected is if he kills Superman and takes over Metropolis.

[@MCB400100]

What is a superman or metropole

[@ZombieN8YT]

You never heard of DC COMICS? @@MCB400100

[@redips]

with every season, he's more powerless against Jake. For example, Season 9. Jake want his dad to sleep in the air mattress, Alan said "ok fine, i'll pack our stuff and we will move in with grandma". Jake just shrug and wait by the door. Alan is packing jake's clothes, showing him he's not bluffing. But Jake don't care, whether it's the beach house or grandma house, he does whatever he wants. So Alan cave in and sleep on the air mattress. HaHa

[@TheOcean21]

This is a good reference. The actor who played Alan in Two and a Half Men, played a multiverse version of Lex Luthor in the DC TV Universe

[@williamblake7386]

1:16 this sound never gets old

[@jameshubacher2585]

Technically Charlie helped Jake sneak back in.

[@RyanGriffiths28]

I was just about to say this

[@It4int0ver]

Eating with sticks … are they ping pongs?!

[@jamesgoines7663]

Can we get any better than charlie, Allen, ,Mom, Jake, and Berta

[@redips]

3:07 enter the darkside!! lol

[@kingryand]

More like sneak back in, but whatever

[@preezo007]

I was not put on this earth to help you Alan~Mother's love😂

[@pauliesandmanpalermo3757]

This version of Evelyn won me over...

[@redips]

Jake: real funny Alan!! Evelyn( her omg face) what did he called him?

[@jordanlash7890]

2:49 I’m ok 3:28 no longer 3:40 will you make up your freaking mind

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@alecnorthrup3645]

I Love Alan Got Angry to Jake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danyjr]

Great acting by Charlie Sheen here.

[@stefantomasi4036]

Very much so even at 03:13

[@konpsymusic]

if I know ur dad and sadly I do 😅

[@user-fy4ld7kk2g]

Gotta ❤ Jake On Two And A Half Men ❤

[@whoisyouranime]

The is Evelyn at her evilest. She is so not helping Alan.

[@brendanbonmon8153]

Yeah,but at least she ain't hurting him

[@BlackWolf-pk8tx]

​@@brendanbonmon8153physically no but emotionally and mentally yes

[@brendanbonmon8153]

@@BlackWolf-pk8tx Eh he'll be over it

[@BlackWolf-pk8tx]

​@@brendanbonmon8153the fact they didn't. Alan is a whipped to women and Charlie is scared to have a committed relationship to women 😂

[@brendanbonmon8153]

@@BlackWolf-pk8tx yep hence why I'll never get a girlfriend in real life and would rather die single

[@josephmurillo2056]

3 months? Lol

[@ecamp6360]

Cafè Bustelo?! I thought that was just a New York thing?

[@jaylife1077]

1:16

[@tatianavelasco1335]

Jake has his chinese food

[@tylerwilliamson7128]

3:10 do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in

[@michaelhuynh4953]

Evelyn can NEVER be helpful to her son Alan.

[@tylerwilliamson7128]

3:38 you and I have some talking to do

[@jediguardianaka6202]

Drake:real funny audrey Audrey:what happen to mom Drake:mom turned into spongebob Audrey:I'm not that annoying squidward he's just upside becaue we won't let him go skydiving Audreys mom:why not Audrey:because its dangerous Audreys mom:oh Don't be such a fuddy duddy Audrey he probably won a contest i Don't think its that dangerous. Drake:I'm with grandma on this Audrey:well forget it you're not jumping out of that helicopter. Audreys mom:oh listen to you remember when i said you couldn't jump out of that helicopter when you won that knitting contest you just went and did it anyway. Drake:really Audrey:mom no

[@zaaranashitanawar5585]

❤

[@Legomovie970]

Mmm, I love Chinese food! 😋🥡🥟🍚

[@brendanbonmon8153]

Nah the problem isn't that the parent in powerless.It's that they need to punish their children harder (I mean that's how my parents did it with me)

[@gamesmoney1025]

Yea but that's no longer a solution thanks to 3 letters: ACS

[@brendanbonmon8153]

@@gamesmoney1025 what the hell is that?

[@arielargueta1734]

A Chancla Slap

[@user-qd7cy6jf6u]

🤔

[@finscreenname]

3 months.....

[@Jamesthevampire7172]

3:29.3:40.

[@Noah-nw7cn]

Can charile comover

[@slendersera]

What Evelyn did wasn't great. She undermined Alan's authority as a parent and potentially endangered Jake. But to play a devil's advocate, I would say that understanding that your parents & other authority figures aren't gods is important, as well. They don't have and shouldn't have unequivocal control over all of your actions. It's a very good lesson to learn before you're 18.

[@DickCheney205]

Charlie’s drunk compilation is the funniest