Hiding From My Responsibilities With Text Memes

[@honorablechairmanmeow8698]

Skitten isn’t wrong. Everything she described was a complete cure for common cold.

[@sierrasasmartass7755]

I remember dodgeball so well growing up and it was very serious for us kids playing. I would be part of the team that would annoy and taunt the other side into throwing all the balls so the people on my team who had better aim could collect them and all at once throw at one or two specific people to slowly widdle down the other team.

[@KingMarkus222]

Good strategy

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

to be fair to Skitten, my mother never took me to the doctors either. she just gave me off brand NyQuil and made me sleep. So when she said that I totally agreed with her.

[@IKMcGwee]

Yeah, I didn't go to doctors unless I was barfing bleeding or dying. Ya don't need to see a doctor for mild fever s and sniffles

[@redbluelocke4269]

@@IKMcGwee yeah. Doctors are for symptoms more severe than you would get from the common cold. Just visiting is expensive. Why waste the money on a cold that will be gone in a day and a half.

[@foranzo1582]

Is this really the mentality yall have? And paying for visiting a doctor too? Ain't no way bruv ToT

[@IKMcGwee]

@@foranzo1582 it is, when a wellness check is a couple hundred dollars, without insurance, you gotta pick between health and budget sometimes.

[@foranzo1582]

@@IKMcGwee Ay yo, that sucks major balls!! I could never live in a country like that 💀😭

[@maniyaporter6382]

Same here Skitten, was never taken to the doctors when sick. Once I had the Flu so bad that I had muscle fatigue and couldn't move. But I was just given some pain medicine, NyQuil, ginger ale, gross Tea and some sleep.I remember when I was younger my grandma would recommend onions in my socks-

[@Aickelodeon]

As someone who was in P.E for high school recently. Yeah, Chavezz is _right_ on the money like P.E isn't like an actual gym class anymore, it's basically a hangout spot with a grade. Me & my friend would just walk the track with everybody else and watch dank memes on my phone and after a few weeks we didn't even get in trouble for not dressing out anymore. We literally didn't do anything fitness related besides run up and down the bleachers ever blue moon.

[@daisyjoy242]

My school does that sometimes, but it’s was at the gymnasium. We used to play basketball for free time

[@polarissolaris-q3x]

That's sad.

[@Toastybees]

It's been like that forever, back in the mid 2000s you passed just for dressing out. You could play basketball if you wanted. It was Florida so it was too hot to go outside, and when it wasn't too hot it was raining.

[@Heavenly_Spirit1]

When I was still in gym class I actually did the same things, and Ngl it was dope because it was my final block. Although at some point I just stopped doings the activity’s that were graded because it was the same things we’ve been doing all year, and I still managed to pass. I even had that exact same gym class the next semester so I just I had to sit through the same stuff all over again with the same teacher, but none of my friends were there.

[@IKMcGwee]

Man I remember high school dodgeball, we use to use flat valleyballs. Dem bruises.

[@Juwann22]

Sleep it off with some Sprite/7up/Ginger Ale was definitely in effect over here 😂

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

Anytime I was sick, I had to go back to school even if I was sick "YOU NEED PERFECT ATTENNNNNDANNNNNNNNNNCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlospomares3225]

2:48 If anyone's wondering that is a Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk.

[@MangindDerous]

That's what I said😋

[@downbeatdialga1341]

Even though I’ve had more serious health concerns with a chronic illness throughout my life (in which case my parents would take me to doctors or the hospital), if I had just a minor cold, my folks would recommend similar stuff to Skitten’s mom. A cup of warm tea, a shower, going to bed earlier, drinking water, lighter meals, these are all things my folks would recommend if need be.

[@jdguevara93]

Look at Skitten with a mother who’d let her stay home from some sniffles. Unfortunately for me, my mother had to raise her siblings from a young age, and my wild-ass aunt beat me to the punch with all the made up illnesses. So by the time it was my turn to be sick/pretend to be sick, I had to be at death’s door for my mother to believe me and let me stay home. 🤣 (is hyperbole, but really the only time I remember staying home from school was when I had chicken pox and later on with pneumonia)

[@thisbrokenmachine]

My Father was a doctor and would just give me medication and tell me to go to school.

[@chaitanya8126]

@@thisbrokenmachine bro🤣🤣

[@SkittenSays]

My mom didn't let me stay home, lmao, I was homeschooled 😂😂 I still had school when I was sick.

[@jdguevara93]

@@SkittenSays oof, but I guess that explains a lot though, got that big homeschool energy 😂 😂 😂 jk

[@protectrondudebuddy311]

nah, but my mama basically was like, "Take yo ass to bed and if I see you breathing in a different room your either faking or I'm about to bleach the room."

[@ambrabridges2161]

Unless I was running a fever, my mom didn't take me to the doctor. When I was in my teens, I got sick with the flu on Christmas Eve day. My mom was an x-ray tech and had to work but my stepdad was home. His treatment was to make me "sweat it out". He told me to take some NyQuil, put on my long underwear, my flannel PJs, and go to bed with about four or five blankets on me. After passing out for most of the day, I still had to participate in the regular Christmas Eve activities because having a 103 degree fever was no excuse for skipping the family dinner and Christmas Eve services.

[@Heavenly_Spirit1]

She ain’t cappin, when I got sick with the common cold,my mom just uses everything in the book ( Tea with honey, medicine, ginger ale, medicine again) and said to sleep.

[@jdn_2k3]

I agree with Skitten, those are the magical sickness remedies

[@Doritochi]

Yeeeup. My mom did the same thing as Skitten's. The nastiest tea I've ever had in my life every time. Had my immune system working overtime.

[@eagenthorror]

My parents never took me to the doctor when I was sick either. Even if I was pouring out of both ends. My younger brother meanwhile used to get pneumonia alot and so he did get to go to the doctor.

[@OpalSpring]

What I hate is trying new things and then having them disappear when I like them. Looking at you Pepsi Starlight. But now I have Skitten and Chavezz to soothe my anger~

[@casualinquisitor5684]

Skitten you aren’t wrong my parents just knew why do I need to get a bunch of expensive medical care when I can just give my kids basic shit and tell them to suck it up and I gotta tell you worked like a charm

[@edim108]

Honestly here in Poland it was pretty much standard practice, at least when I was growing up. If it's just a bit higher temperature, some coughing and runny nose, it's nothing serious and you just had a day or two off wrapped in blankets with a jug of strong tea. Unfortunately for me, I was getting really sick really frequently. As a kid my immune system was made of wet cardboard and tissue paper... There wasn't a year I wouldn't get sick and bedridden for at least a week or two, and even got my ass hauled to ER five separate times- three times bc of bacterial pneumonia.

[@-Miasimon]

Just gotta say, Bang takes a little getting used to if you aren't used to sugar free drinks. But when you get used to them, those bastards will wake you up.

[@mrdvus12]

From my pov Skittens mom was just shy of a natural oils treatment compared to what my parents did, if I was sick with more than a cold, I was taken to the doctor or my parents called one for a diagnosis.

[@captainvlad]

everything is too damn sweet these days, lemonade ain't supposed to be sugary!

[@ricekrispy02]

chavezz acting like ginger ale doesn't cure all illnesses

[@keona5560]

I remember first going to a middle school gym class and the kids suggesting dodgeball "to get her used to our games" they said. I was new to the country and obviously knew the game, just never played it or anything. Man, when I tell y'all I was literally bending backwards, army rolling and collapsing myself like a damn lawn chair to keep up with those lunatic kids! The first ball hit like a fucking gunshot and it’s only because a friend yanked me out of the way that I didn't get nailed in the nose. They were targeting me and I am, to this day, still shocked I managed to dodge until I was the last on my team. Got cracked in the tit tho so I guess luck only lasted so long

[@blackjesuz8597]

Chavezz still explaining DBZ incorrectly. He was close this time tho.

[@HitTheFloor16]

DBZ lore: Goku beats up Vagina or whatever and Pickle is there I guess

[@SaraBrightScales]

As someone who walks 2.5 miles to work 3 times a week, the 1.6 miles between Mandalay Bay and The Cosmopolitan is nothing. When I was in highschool I used to walk the 3.2 miles from my apartment to my grandpa's house to hangout with my cousin. Also I can relate to ginger ale being a cure all, it's still my go-to when I don't feel good.

[@raasta4626]

Watching this as I’m actively waiting on a roach to make its move. I am hellbent on killing it and I’m not sleeping until the job is done

[@wendyreyes970]

mom never took me to the hospital it was vick vaperub, paracetamol and just hoping for the best 😂

[@apolloheat15]

I agree with wifey, anytime I say "ma I don't feel good" first thing she asks "what's wrong" or "what hurts"? If it's my stomach=ginger ale, pepto bismol, benadryl and water My head= Tylenol/aleve and water, take a nap My face= cocoa butter, vitamin pills, and water My privates= cranberry juice, prune juice, imodium, and water Lightheaded=vitamins, water, and take a nap Thought my mom, the solution to every body ailment. Lol 😆

[@afterdinnercreations936]

I wouldn't know. I had a strong-ass immune-system and almost never got sick to stay home from school.

[@kennethford3550]

"Who tf is wearing a fake leg brace?" I'll do ya one better, we had someone that would fake seizures

[@WinB-cw8ws]

Ginger ale, NyQuil, sleep, water, movies from Disney renaissance or James bond movies. That's the magic potion right there.

[@Merilirem]

That wasn't computer noises. That was a music genre i can't quite put my finger on. Like a Guitar riff or something.

[@YatoMAX]

In Jamaica unless your dying.... The solution is drinking tea 💀

[@Thermalist]

It works 😂

[@alexanderwolfsberg]

As one of the kids who was forced to play dodgeball with people like Chavezz only you where having fun Chavezz only you...the rest of us where suffering

[@PhantomGamZ]

My highschool had the soft dodge balls and I can assure that they left marks when thrown right. It was a nightmare to deal with the gym kids since they claim A FUCKING ARM SHOT AS A "HEAD SHOT OR IT WAS CAUGHT" LIKE I LITERALLY SAW YOU FLINCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!? sorry for venting its just no one seemed to have honor at my school and the teacher seemed to be like Velma without her glasses.

[@ZJKimbley]

14:05 Yeah no, same Skitten. Doctor money was for *sick*-sick. Got that Vit C, Zinc, Echinacea. Some soup. Ginger ale/OJ. Go to bed. Get some sleep. That’s all you get, lol.

[@anjealousanaconda9692]

Shakira was recently released , charges dismissed with reparations and got full custody of her kids and is now moving to Florida

[@thespartan4691]

Dodgeball with the rubber balls was fun. It made you tough

[@ghettoflowerchild4761]

Skitten: Global Warming... Me: preach preachaaa

[@cherry-rogue]

9:56 My greatest accomplishment in Elementary would be winning a game of dodgeball, whilst my greatest failure would be tripping on the blacktop (while running) and scraping my entire chest and arms 'v' good times lmao

[@coryclark5442]

Skittens traumatizing childhood aside, the memes were great 😃 👍

[@typefyr664]

10:36 bro in my HIGH-SCHOOL weight training class if the teacher sees your phone even once, doesn't matter if you are trying to listen to music because you're literally working out she gives you an instant referral

[@unlikable6264]

My parents never let me skip church when i was a kid and on the verge of throwing up. Even when i was bedridden for days the insisted i cut the grass and take out the trash 😐

[@robertmeacham1687]

when we sick in my family our family motto is sleep it off

[@thomasdunn9009]

I feel like if I was legally allowed to have energy drinks I would enjoy bangs

[@tadcooper9733]

Nah, Bang sucks.

[@arcaneSae]

I never got taken to the hospital when sick unless I had a stupidly high fever xD it was indeed just sleep

[@ultrainstinctgoku3835]

Ayy, welcome to the BANG COMMUNITY My favorite is champagne flavor

[@likeapro4242]

Dude, when I was sick, I got DayQuil, throat spray, and cough drops. And then I was sent to school. My parents didn’t give a shit. Once had a four day fever, and my parents didn’t even think of taking me to the doctor

[@SaviHow]

8:30 Damn Chavezz you got maybe 15% of that correct

[@secret-fbi-man]

Bang energy is always the worst. If you truly hate yourself, try the birthday cake flavor.

[@ShivShrike]

My mom would use the Vick’s Vapor Rub, some chicken soup, and 7Up

[@rainbow_af3171]

Bang isn’t a bad every drink and Red Bull takes like the original monster

[@Natso_1]

Nah Skitten was right. My mom only took us to the hospital if it was severe like broken bone or something. That being said my mom did believe more in science than most hispanic moms because she would rather go buy some over the counter medicine than make some tea or something but she did make us tea for sore throat and stuff like that.

[@foranzo1582]

9:45 Actually, I'm chilling in class. Being paid as a teacher in Poland, however... Yeah, the second picture fits LOL

[@northstarzzz4900]

All I got a soup and the heat cranked up to cure my sickness 😭

[@hotbread1004]

dont worry skitten xD my mother never took me to the doctor even if i was actually injured, i once sliced open my own thumb and never went to get stitches, i just wrapped a band aid around it and went to bed cuz i was dizzy from blood loss

[@Dalie_Tern]

My mom does a similar thing if I am sick but if I ask to go to the doctor she will take me.

[@SirChandelier]

Vicks cures all, period!

[@Mare_Man]

Vernor's cures all ills

[@couragew6260]

12:42 Pet Parrot: *lives longer than owner* (Seriously, some parrots are literally life long pets. Don’t get one unless you expect to live with it for a genuine portion of your lifespan)

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

god, that reaction to the flavor...

[@Callme_Leslie]

My mom wouldn't take my to the hospital unless i was truly dying

[@BlackCover95]

9:54 For a second, I thought this was Mayan dodgeball.

[@GoblinKnutz]

Ghost is pretty good on flavors now.

[@midnight4956]

10:17 Each it was around 2009 or maybe 2010, I think I was in the 5th or 6th grades, that's when those, god damn fake shits came to my school and was pissed that me and my friends couldn't potentially give anyone else we were playing with a hard enough hit to the head or body to get out of our next class whenever we were told we had an exam after gym.

[@Dan-B]

12:22 Those wild pigs were stealing her purse for a reason..

[@bruhfrombruhcity]

I was just looking for a video to watch. Nice timing.

[@reephsanguine]

that walk they were talking about is ~3 miles....and an hour long

[@darrylferguson3622]

4:19 Samsung Sam. basically someone leaked a scrapped mascot design and animation that Samsung had asked a 3rd party studio to make, and the internet loved it. This got Samsung reconsidering using it- until, the internet loved it "too much" for 18+ reasons. Lessons In Meme Culture has a great video on it

[@alfonsoespinoza8846]

Here’s a tooth of garlic, now swallow it

[@dragon-sama1908]

In the high school I went to ,it has a elementary school across the street which was also the lunch room,I witnessed the kids steal a prosthetic leg from a kid,u can t make the BS up.

[@happyfairyjerry]

If you love somewhere like Michigan you get both, I'd feel pretty stupid if I wasn't prepared for each season but that's not how everyone was raised😂😂

[@hardsider2403]

(Mom)Quit your crying and put some Vicks Vapor Rub and get to sleep. But in spanish

[@omarcorrea1996]

My mom was a home remedy mom as well.

[@kingleonidas2182]

Skitten I’m out here. Ginger Ale and sleep is all you need

[@KingMarkus222]

Well my mom was a nurse and I was very sick when I was very little, so my mom knew if something was serious enough to warrant going to the doctor

[@MHarris1206]

When I was sick my mom told me to go lay down

[@trickster6110]

8:03 what history that man has a glock in his hand bruh

[@nastynabz3029]

I actually prefer to use the home made remedies first, the pharmaceuticals as a last resort

[@TheCountryFrog]

Why does Chavezz trying to process look like he got real bad gas?

[@alfonsoespinoza8846]

Bang is ight

[@justingraves8649]

Anyone seen those shameless/cringy tiktoks sponsored by "bang"?🤦🏼‍♂

[@djraw1130]

Bang blue raze is heat to me

[@lemon-limecreek]

I don’t know if anyone has recommended it yet but I’d love to see you guys react to Helluva Boss.

[@cherry-rogue]

2:53 I've almost finished the series, 2 or 3 more episodes left :D honestly, it was amazing so far imo, besides the romance-but that's cuz seeing romance between real ppl makes me uncomfortable But this meme is true, my friend recommended this to me DAILY for like 2 weeks straight, so I finally just caved in and watched it and god am I glad I did.

[@michaelmayers3622]

I'm that friend let's walk

[@keojones528]

if i was sick my mom gave me saltine crackers and a sprite then go to sleep XD

[@TailzP]

Robotussin, that is all

[@txfan100]

Yall gotta try ghost. The citrtis and mango flavors are great imo.

[@beeboop5884]

Skitten's right, my mom was the same way.

[@adamzaofficial3266]

Your energy drink is for when you workout 😉

[@queenk-ia2862]

flash flash hundred yard dash

[@JWolfiez]

I drove from Mandalay to Cosmo and gotdamn, was y'all training for a marathon?

[@charliebaker1427]

Its archduke Ferdinand yeah

[@EvilCuriosity]

Unless i was hurt or had a visual problem like a rash or bleeding it was a cold flu or other sickness my parents said fuck that shit chug this bottle of buckleys wash it down with water and these sleeping pill you got school in the morning your going

[@Acceleration50]

Nah, but fr though, Ginger ale is magical. There's no way it isn't. Have a headache? Drink some Ginger ale. Have a stomachache? Ginger ale. It's honestly a miracle soda.

[@Squirrel-Gaming.]

Yeah.... if you buy a bang for.the first time, for the love of God don't buy the tropical flavors.... you gotta try the cotton candy one

[@QuokkaJo]

Try Ghost Energy Drink next. Very good.

[@johnsmith-mi2uc]

samsung had that lady as a mascot for a short while, then changed it to that thing, probably because of the same reason progressive insurance had to change their mascot out from the mid 2000s. people were making too much porn of them.