Cheesy Stunts Around the World - GTA V: Cunning Stunts

[@redneckgaijin]

31:19 - Lindsay taking an entire wall ride in a Rocket Voltic without touching the rocket boost once. That's the kind of high-level elite gamer strats we come to Achievement Hunter for.

[@MrDevilRays]

I unintentionally shouted "Boost!" at my pc during that part lol

[@timpalmer1983]

haha you would have thought they would figure out why the quad bikes went slow by now too. Pretty sure Alfredo figured it out in his first cunning stunts

[@SeanTerisu]

The seemingly unending patience Michael has for Lindsay is on full display halfway through this video.

[@Wargwolf91]

@@SeanTerisu He's calmed down so much since they've had kids. He's the game dad now lol

[@dragonpants73]

i like in the human cheese discussion where jeremey just points out that they have named multiple men

[@giggityguy]

I think they were all making a veiled reference to the joke from Meet the Parents, where the dad says, "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?" I'm pretty sure Jack sneaks a quote in there somewhere

[@svengal97]

Concerning cheeses I'd get rid of, the maggot cheese is right fucking out. That's completely fucking unnatural and I want to shoot the person that decided that was a good idea.

[@svengal97]

Concerning human celebrity cheese I'd eat however, Mila Kunis or Scarlett Johansson.

[@godofchaosandmadness]

@@svengal97 do you think the hotter the person better the flavor? wouldn't vegetarians be better because of diet and what not

[@Jallorn]

@@svengal97 You do know that honey is bee vomit, yes?

[@craz107]

The old men are so pent up that they're just breaking out of michael and jeremy now

[@xynatkarn4187]

Poor Matt. He was in first by such a huge margin for two games back to back. And both times, his computer decided he didn't get to play anymore.

[@mattplays1589]

Even his pc screws him over.

[@WhisperUK]

It's Kick Matt come to life.

[@J-manli]

That's the payment for his luck in Mario Cart.

[@Ashezth]

Love how any and all aggressive interactions between Michael and Jeremy turn into old men. lmao

[@cxfxcdude]

You and your friends are dead.

[@timothylavergne3257]

"If you eat regular cheese do you gain the powers of a cow?" As someone who is lactose intolerant the answer is yes, Matt. I do gain Cow Powers

[@Crystal_Bull]

@@vinito19 As a bull can confirm

[@Cobra3111]

I can also confirm this too.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

@@vinito19 HAHAHAAHAHA

[@solaris419]

Infinite Fartworks

[@rivengle]

Methane, all the methane...

[@raidenromo13]

I would love for Michael to lead one of those spam calls in circles using his old man voice and just do everything wrong

[@nightrayneraven1323]

I'll buy whatever he is selling

[@Booksds]

Michael x Kitboga collab when?

[@meankat38]

@@Booksds Kitboga is the grandma and Michael is the grandpa 🤣

[@TheD1CT4T0R]

"Why would there be an alternate route that just stops?" I don't know, seems pretty cunning to me.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

Jack: "How am I in fourth?" Matt: "Because you're behind third and ahead of fifth." That moment went unacknowledged but goddamn it almost made me spit out my drink.

[@callumdonington2227]

Most Matt jokes are like that.

[@becomingsentient1208]

See also: "It's doing asbestos it can" from one of the One Night game sessions

[@HoodWeegee]

Matt has becomes the king of unnoticed, but hilarious one-liners in AH

[@casmatt99]

Aww, it's not cunning stunts without Gavin getting a DNF every race

[@dixiebot]

GAVIN IS DEAD

[@chunken117]

I mean, technically... he did not finish any of the races.

[@anegwa]

Where is he anyways?

[@snowcat1930]

It’s sad day with out gavin lol 😂

[@madspet9106]

@@anegwa I'm curious too, seems like he's in less content lately. I hope he's not getting ready to leave completely

[@storymaster164]

Dude. I didn’t think they could have a conversation that was weirder that the Matt jerky one. But I have been thoroughly proven wrong with celebrity cheese.

[@potatoman3654]

Quarantine’s providing some quality conversations

[@storymaster164]

@@potatoman3654 who’d a thought it, eh?

[@midasmagnezone4282]

Around the world in 80 cheeses

[@smoothieking157]

Michael instantly reverted back to his new jersey accent retelling that cheese story, thats how pissed he got at kraft singles

[@d4rksh0ck]

I love how much of a cheese connoisseur Michael is being lactose intolerant

[@basketballjosh534]

I was taking a drink when Jack asked “how many blind celebrities are there?” I spit my drink everywhere. I found that way to funny

[@christopherrobin8134]

What’s the joke? Asking for a friend.

[@basketballjosh534]

@@christopherrobin8134 ITs a moment between jack and jeremy. Ill try to find the time stamp real quick.

[@main.ignisha]

Roughly around 25:39

[@justinsawh1474]

AH chaos in the morning is always a win

[@Billa094]

Afternoon is also good

[@jagcubyugi9]

Ding.

[@tkcasuals6859]

Michael spitting facts about the cheese life in Jersey. Deli's everywhere. Forget buying kraft crap.

[@seanatsheezy]

Iceberg is extinct so they've moved onto Romaine

[@fledfromdema1955]

Lettuce stop here to analyze our mistakes.

[@midasmagnezone4282]

Damned Rocket boosts

[@nathangauker3201]

Lindsey saying all dogs are extinct. Me looking at my dog cuddled up to me on my bed” what are you?!”

[@ShadyGamerHDX]

It's actually a cat dressed up as a dog

[@GabePuratekuta]

Not only that, but dogs never existed in the first place.

[@pattininja95]

Them: "The moon landing was faked" Me: "You believe in the moon?"

[@garysmith3037]

Think of the movie The Thing..........< Cicada noises >

[@alsenddrake7764]

It's a lazy wolf.

[@jcmohr]

Lindsay; "I am a mere vessel for the chaos gods" Now if that isn't the truest sentence I'll hear all year Idk what will be

[@kingthe13]

Wait that means her children are chaos gods Michael has doomed us all

[@durandol]

I'm sensing some serious heresy here.

[@TKrystine]

@@kingthe13 Lindsay goes by they/them pronouns btw

[@Fordo007]

@@durandol someone needs to let the Inquisition know

[@garrettbartlow9857]

This needs to be an ah animated, “ah talks about cheese”

[@midasmagnezone4282]

It'd have to be like 20 minutes long though

[@benthompson648]

Man, so great of Matt to put so much work into finding these great and unique maps from all over the world, I’ve learned so much!

[@MrCrunchytime]

2:13 So... when we getting the "There's No Horn" compilation? :P

[@mercilessking799]

Matt coming straight out of left field with the Legend of Korra reference.

[@allthecatpunsweretaken9117]

"I am but a vessel for the chaos gods" is such a raw line and I kind of want it as a tattoo now??? such is the power of the Lindsay.

[@shogunn034]

At 11:40 I noticed that there were only 5 people playing, I thought there were six, because I had another tab open and I heard Alfredo in another video.

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

"I am but a Vessel, for the Chaos Gods!" ~ Lindsay (7:45) ... Me: [Thumbs Up!] No truer words have been spoken before.

[@cronnos49]

When are we getting another round of Lindsey Wins? That was a hilarious gametype that was filled with suspense and joy for all

[@SubjectiveObserver]

I don't know. That seems like a concept that only works once. A new video can never live up to that perfect ending.

[@cronnos49]

@@SubjectiveObserver it can work multiple times if you judge by their Minecraft backlog (for example Clouds and Cloud X or the King games). Plenty of games were redone with minor twists. Have a Gavin Wins or Jeremy Wins. Slightly change the rules and boom, new video with the same enjoyment.

[@LetsSyncFanEdits]

A Third Lindsay Wins video better also have Geoff in it somehow, his reactions are always priceless!

[@NAHDFOX]

I don't think I've ever stuck with a channel for this long before. Over 10 years since I first started watching the AH Crew and they're still releasing bangers

[@madbombermedia3070]

Michael: "Get rid of Swiss cheese." Me: "THE DEVIL YOU SAY?!"

[@Fordo007]

Swiss, American, Provolone... the holy trinity of cheese.

[@MastermindHen]

@@Fordo007 American???

[@jacobseyla2284]

"why would they leave that here?" says Jack who purposefully went around the ramp blocking the entrance to the other pipe

[@gregryan6120]

honestly matt is so good at finding these maps. genius to pick ones from each continent

[@alsenddrake7764]

Them: "What cheese to get rid of?" Me: "MAGGOT CHEESE"

[@mr.carterxiv]

As a fellow human from Jersey..........Michael's indignance about kraft singles, especially while over friends houses, is beyond accurate and justified.

[@Cyrathil]

"I am but a vessel of the Chaos Gods" Considering their penchant for colorful displays and affinity for Chaos, Lindsay will be one of the first adherents of Slaanesh.

[@cxfxcdude]

Mmmm...id say Chaos undivided. They’ve got the rage in ‘em Revels in betrayal and madness Penchant for the lewder and more finer things And i imagine they would find nurgle worshipers delightful (personality wise, definitely not on the outside. Or the insides)

[@Cyrathil]

I can see Undivided. Chaos in its most basic, primal form.

[@cxfxcdude]

@@Cyrathil maybe Lindsay is Bel’lakor

[@TKrystine]

@@cxfxcdude Lindsay goes by they/them pronouns

[@anthonyramirez6634]

“All dogs go to heaven” “Bad landing” “Sounds like you’re not a dog” 🤣

[@KuroroSama42]

The old men were slipping out and I couldn't be happier...

[@ThyBountyHunter]

Missed these, pure entertainment to relax to. Chatting and sprunking, hoping for the elusive undersprunk.

[@cmatthews3216]

There goes Michael again, putting all the responsibility of the video on Matt at the beginning 🤣. it's my favorite thing. Thank you guys for another video that will put a smile on my face.

[@ISurfHawaii]

I would pay good money to watch these people attempt any of the 99.99999% impossible challenges on GTA. The rage would be delectable.

[@nolanchill]

They might even RageQuit

[@Donniemon_12]

Michael's line about Jeremy and the bear at 42:03 literally made me spit out my beer was not expecting that 😂

[@YoungEdBoy]

Even in all of the turmoil of the world, you can always count on Lindsay DNFing in a GTA race lol

[@wanderlost7340]

fun facts! - Platypuses (yes that's the correct plural form, not platypi) aren't the only mammal that lays eggs; they're Monotremes, a very small group of egg-laying mammals, the only existing members of which are Platypuses, and the 4 different species of Echidna. Yes, Knuckles lays eggs. - Being mammals, they produce milk, but they have no nipples. So, they just secrete it through their skin! Platypuses sweat milk. Kudos to anyone who already knew this from that one Phineas and Ferb episode. Also kudos to anyone who knew the males have poisonous spurs in on their ankles, from that other episode of P&F. - Speaking of Phineas and Ferb, the whole glow-in-the-dark bit was true! Turns out they glow under UV light, and get this: The glow is greenish-blue in color. Dan Povenmire, creator of P&F, made Perry that color to make him stand out, and randomly got it completely right! Also fuck getting rid of a cheese bc I don't like it, I wanna get rid of all Babybels. I'm not particularly fond of them, but I know a ton of people are, and imagine the chaos if it just didn't exist anymore

[@Ice-fd4zu]

I was like wow lindsays doing good, misses a boost and then boosts into a wall

[@sarenrainer988]

Lindsey: I am but a vessel for the chaos gods. Sounds like we need a Lindsey plays Warhammer 40k.

[@2sappy]

She's the one who taught Be'lakor everything he needed to know about chaos undivided.

[@TKrystine]

@@2sappy Lindsay goes by they/them

[@donttrythis44]

Hell yeah Matt and Lindsay talking about Nuktuk from Legend of Korra lol

[@spoonslapproductions5618]

i love that matt always references alta and lok

[@Marshalljlogan]

I was very surprised to hear Lindsey mention muktuk, dont really hear to much on native alaskan food online :)

[@fenn4093]

If you're nothing without the Shell, then you don't deserve to have the Shell, Matt.

[@ryangee2150]

To answer Michael's question on what cheese I'd want to get rid of. I'll say cottage cheese.

[@stalhein62]

On the exotic cheese front, hear me out - cows are pretty close genetically to deer, but also to GIRAFFES

[@Judd7I]

the most impressive part of this video is Matt restarting his computer and getting back into GTA all in under 4 minutes

[@lucennastryker9093]

Matt, I see your Legend of Korra reference, and I APPRECIATE you.

[@jittercritter]

WAIT REALLY OMG (I haven’t watched much of the video yet)

[@V2Blast]

​@@jittercritter: After Lindsay mentions "Muktuk" (the Inuit food), Matt says, "You mean Nuktuk, Hero of the Water Tribe?"

[@nielsvoorburg8108]

I think what this video showcases the most is that they still don’t know they can turn horizontally in the air Edit: apparently jack does

[@LanaLlama20]

You can? Like left and right?

[@DogTrash556]

@@LanaLlama20 yup! I play on Xbox and I know you hold A to rotate your car mid-air to align yourself for a perfect straight landing. I can’t imagine how many races or free mode chases I would have crashed in if I didn’t use that feature. If you’re tumbling in the air, you need to align yourself to be upright first, then hold the (handbrake?) and rotate to face forward. It’s slow, so it’s only useful on a jump with decent airtime.

[@LanaLlama20]

@@DogTrash556 I never knew that thanks!

[@DogTrash556]

@@LanaLlama20 (also it may be the RB button depending on what you have handbrake set as)

[@pjdillon7982]

This conversation about human cheese is the reason I have a phobia about other people making me cereal

[@AFriendlyTheo]

29:52 Lindsays laugh caught me off guard, that is my life exactly

[@Dooms1ayer]

Lindsay did really well in this. I know she only finished 2 races and never got a podium place, but she was only 1 second behind first place in the last race, she was consistently around and ahead of other people during the races (including decent chunks of time when she was in places 1-3), and usually was ahead of at least one other racer at the end.

[@alcapwned3933]

I think this is the first time a gta video has gotten a laso alarm

[@iTubbbz]

shout out to matt’s NUKTUK HERO OF THE WATER TRIBE reference, lot of people skipped over korra 17:57 ish

[@V2Blast]

I enjoyed The Legend of Korra! It had its flaws, but it had its good parts, too :)

[@gracedbyme8657]

“I am but a vessel for the Chaos Gods” -Lindsay Jones

[@3p1c_Mustache]

Cunnies without Gavə... at the start of the video I was wondering who was going to perpetually be last (the one who makes me feel at ease when my hiest team decides to do races.) It was not who I expected.

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

That’s it. I’m teaming up with celebrities and creating : Celebri-cheese! That’s gotta make some decent cheddar.

[@jakesmith7503]

Jack with another joke of the year, did it last year saying “roll that beautiful bean footage”, fromundacheese takes this years joke lead, how none of them got it is amazing. Back to back champ, Jack patillo!

[@TotalNoobAtEverythin]

Drowning is only peaceful right at the end because a lack of oxygen makes your brain go woozy and you feel high. The lead up to that is extremely painful, as inhaling water hurts like a bitch. Getting set on fire is, in theory, much more painful, but if you burn to death at a certain point your nerves are destroyed so at the very end you don’t feel anything. Personally I think one of the worst ways to die is hypothermia. Burning to death and drowning only take a few minutes, but hypothermia takes hours.

[@jbbeats7786]

Love how the intro is almost always the vibe of the Let's Play in every video

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

Michael talking about sighing up for the "Do Not Call List" and still getting spam calls....that is a big mistake. You are best just ignoring the calls entirely. Because when you are in the call and select the options to be put on the Do Not Call List, you are basically letting them know that your number is an active number that can accept calls. The more calls you respond "do not call list" with, the more spam calls you are going to get overall. So, if you get a spam call, it's best to just ignore them outright to they think your number isn't an active one. It won't stop them from calling completely, but you should get less calls in general.

[@yt_Ajay_]

Cunning Stunts... it's back.. 😭thank you Matt!

[@ISuperfan]

The other night, I had a dream that Michael Jones died in a plane crash. The plane was trying to fly through a tunnel and he and another unnamed member of AH both died in the crash. I felt so sad because I know he and Lindsey have a couple of kids and they just lost their daddy. I woke up convinced it had happened and I had to actually google him to see if it really happened. Perhaps I have been watching a little too much AH GTA videos.

[@Laerbn]

Ok Lindsay with the dogs being extinct line was genuinely just hilariously funny.

[@kevingoodspeed9374]

Would it be ironic to make mouse cheese? Imagine the thousands of mice it would take to make that happen....

[@BoggyLex]

Lindsay: “now if i say all dogs are extinct...” and just as Matt says “Yeah and then someone looks over at their dog..” i look over at my dog 🤣

[@sandmansleeps657]

Jack: There's a tube that's a dead end, why would they do that?! Me, a European: Europe.

[@SuperSayianWarrior]

Gods. 11:06 brings back some Memories. Back when They were Binary, and Oh boy. That Moments. Scary thought, getting into Lindsey's Headspace

[@sydney2802]

Michael's second 'pilot' announcement is everything. 'I'm ok with my decision.' I legit had to pause the video I was cracking up so bad.

[@Fyrebahl]

Jack just being flabbergasted that missing the enormous ramp in the middle of the track could be a mistake with consequences

[@978zippo]

All dogs were harmed in the making of this let’s play.

[@tylercesena2880]

HOW DARE YOU HATE ON SWISS, MICHAEL!!! AS A WISCONSINITE, THIS IS TREASON!!!!!

[@Anthony_247]

Platypus’ have very bad vision, so it might be a way for them to see each other.

[@13E7gamerz]

By the way, the correct answer to what cheese to get rid of? Limburger. Good God, why anyone thought to make cheese with the same bacteria that causes athlete's foot is beyond me, but that stuff is foul.

[@Camelflaa]

What's your favorite part of the episode Billy? "I like the one where they talk about celebrity breast milk cheese for a loooooooooooooong time!"

[@evildarkpoison]

So glad we’ve got more Cunning Stunts! We need more of these!

[@inked7334]

Yes! More Lindsay. She's racing for us out there that......don't always finish 1st. Or place. Keep up the good fight Lindsay! We're cheering for you!

[@TKrystine]

Lindsay goes by they/them

[@TKrystine]

@Chubby Bunny I’m just informing. And Lindsay said that they prefer being called they/them by the community and only wants to be called she by people close to them.

[@connorblazerod9678]

Australians be like: Crikey, I got vegemite all in me peen

[@cobracommader]

Every time I hear “watch the tramcar please”, I can’t help but remember every vacation in Wildwood, NJ.

[@DoriGray1337]

Same, man. i think they retired the tram cars tho

[@insaincaldo]

Get some platypus milk and eggs, make yourself a cheese omelet all from one animal.

[@evanstricker7304]

I hope everyone has a good week!

[@DayumBass]

You too brother

[@ableemu]

No U

[@rose.mp4.]

you as well, stay safe

[@kawaiiell3357]

*Uno reverse*

[@SpenserMadden]

That's illegal, it's allergy season again

[@Nanolis]

13:45 "That's how they do in Europe... have you not seen roundabouts?"

[@MattMcConaha]

At 13:41 there is a light grey Y shaped part of Jack's drivetrain that lines up perfectly with the red line on the road below him in an incredibly satisfying way. I know this is just a small detail that has nothing to do with anything else happening in the video, but when I saw it I was absolutely entranced and just had to say something about it.

[@michaelletherman3835]

Anyone else thinking about the cheese episode of Codename: Kids Next Door during all that cheese talk?

[@delicateghoul]

As Told By Ginger is legit one of my favorite cartoons from my childhood, so bummed I can't find it on dvd

[@adaml83]

Man GTA was hating Matt more than Geoff hating Matt...

[@NexVoidGaming]

Random maktaaq reference. Come to Nunavut, Lindsey. You can crash on my couch and cuddle my doggos.

[@siluriantides]

My heart broke a tiny bit when Michael said he hates Swiss. How can you love bleu but not Swiss? It doesn't add up!

[@josiaheason669]

I at a Wendy's chicken sandwich right before watching this and I was so disappointed to find out I missed out on the blu cheese crumbles

[@chameleonfoot]

“Montery Jack, Pepper Jack, when did Jack get a monopoly on cheese?” Can’t wait til Michael gets a cheese named after him. I’d definitely eat some Montery Michael.

[@Dan-Simms]

Can't wait for the "this cheese tastes like my feet" from Goop...

[@EzioHanitore]

Damn ive been binging a bunch of classic AH from like 8 or 9 years ago and it feels so jarring coming to this from that lmao

[@atomhearts]

poor myatt. snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

[@Sinatra1138]

The jokes in this one are just on time and perfect. Also, I want to see the extinct dogs conversation animated, lmao.

[@graysonchristensen940]

As someone who works in the hell of the phone industry the do not call list only applies for telemarketing. If it is a survey it doesn’t apply

[@Erebus321]

I've so missed Cunnies. The cheesiness took over big time!! 😂🧀😂