chef eggdog

chef eggdog opens a restaurant and serves food to members of the eggdog community
Merch 👕🌟 eggdog.shop/
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Music Used🎶 Coconut Mall
Twitter 🐦 / zamsire
Twitch 📺 / zamsire
S-Tier's KZbin Channels:
/ thestierschannel

[@Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk]

Watch this at 3am for full experience

[@timespark]

It's actually 3 AM where I'm at. Almost 4. Please send help.

[@mooncide_]

3:05 am It really makes it peak egg dog

[@royalkaibaby]

Omg it’s 3:30 when I saw this

[@willcannan7236]

i swear i see you all the time in comments

[@Kjajo]

@@willcannan7236 He is everywhere, oh no *_Justin Y 2.0_*

[@lunospace8939]

Friend: Asks serious question My brain: (This video)

[@ella2993]

People like you: Writes these kind of comments when we all have seen them before and we all are tired of the same old joke. My brain : DRIPPIN-NCTdream

[@hanburbger7782]

Relative I barely know: *dies* My brain at the funeral:

[@totallynotaoi4662]

You have 666 likes because of me now

[@readisgooddewaterkant7890]

Ella whats bad with this when it make pepole Reading have a fun Times.

[@wolfiecutiepie8456]

But this video is *serious!*

[@LOL-2-cringe]

- imagine that there’s a old scientist 300 years from now studying the history of KZbin and stumbling across this video.

[@alwayschangesstyle]

Fr😂

[@Talos3412]

And he probably is looking for deeper meaning of this video.

[@the.axolotlgirl]

Stolen comment

[@TV_14]

0:16 my friends & me at recess at school:

[@satanicromancex9272]

Teacher: “What’s the answer to this question?” *My brain:*

[@kimwhite1210]

My brain when it finally knows the answer

[@hat.2106]

@@kimwhite1210 Dat image Says you have O t h e r f r i e n d s

[@coldleaf4204]

It's should be "My last brain cell".

[@aliensumbra]

Dont worry thats your brain cells calculating give em a sec

[@nicholasbentley6156]

Yeah Right

[@ALLHAILSUNSETYOUTH2]

I promise I'll never take drugs again Dad.

[@danaesydow3269]

Why its fucking amazing

[@scain1410]

No

[@mordetwicanon3310]

Caleb Steinman Kayayday on your prof pic I see

[@APerson-ei4tx]

😂😂😂

[@APerson-ei4tx]

Wait... Are you a danganronpa fan???

[@-Leelos_Creations-]

Their world is chaos but surprisingly stable, you never know what's gonna happen next and this is the best humor

[@v4eina]

This video is the best thing ive ever witnessed, the climax was beautiful at 0:40 and had a beautiful ending.

[@ittybittyfroggy]

is no one gonna talk about the kiwi triggered by his chopped-up brother stalking outside??

[@A.N.A_youtube]

😂

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

d o n e

[@Kangahrooo]

When u said kiwi i thought u meant the bird

[@Shukulo]

@@Kangahrooo thats the joke...

[@Kangahrooo]

R6SCopperAdventures Oh

[@sapphirew00my]

He attacc He protecc But most important *he stretch his necc*

[@kingcoveryepic]

Sapphire the Nerd Woomy we indeed do

[@paulrance5445]

eggdog

[@jessepinkmansimp6090]

Little king John

[@siriousgamerrr]

LOL

[@Ishy251]

Great 👍🏼

[@DubmareProductions634]

0:29 THE WINDOW SHOT 😭😭😭

[@TV_14]

POV: my mind in math class

[@zupazdzieci]

1940: in The future will be flying cars 2019: eggdogs chefs

o ye very funny

[@lankyboi2521]

even better

[@Lonka12]

Zuza 00 worth it

[@Valhobino]

They mad da sam joke in sonic the eggdog

[@kayavrse]

2010: in the future we will have original comments 2019: ....

[@nokay3809]

The real sin isn’t cooking other eggdogs *It’s putting the EGG in the microwave*

[@meenasabbay4648]

it’s to grown another eggdog, it’s an incubator you silly goose

[@Jellyfish.cos_]

*_NOT THE EGG IN THE MICROWAVE_*

[@freakyanimegal8]

Dammit Deku why you so boring

[@mezozzoi]

>putting >puttin' >Putin!

[@awwman777]

*The real sin is putting ketchup on spaghetti.*

[@amberviola8515]

I watched this in a mental hospital and it was the one thing that brought us joy while we missed Christmas with our families

[@Seabucket]

This was the first video I found about your channel and then continued to watch more of your content of eggdog

[@luisa1786]

Me: KZbin is very instructive and helpful to learn. KZbin:

[@duffmicduff7559]

Favorite Horse I’m learning so much right now

[@juanalino2554]

Í

[@MKTB22]

How to cook food without that smart Indian guy

[@emilywelsh6751]

I’m learning that EGGDOG

[@rocbot9479]

Lol

[@-smek-noice1532]

Parents: We need to look at your watch history My watch history:

[@kyuu12345]

lol

[@Zebra2015]

Why do they havr to do that you're not a criminal right ? Unless you sell STRAWBERRIES

[@endgamerplays]

just this video on repeat for eternity

[@Zebra2015]

@@endgamerplays there is a good youtuber who is good called butterred side down too you dont have to watch the same things

[@endgamerplays]

@@Zebra2015 i dont get whats wrong with my comment that made you respond to it

[@helper7355]

watching these videos again after 4 years is really something

[@EyeTech-gz2ik]

this is literally my the most favorite video in the whole world

[@genopa6807]

God: **creates human** Human: **creates eggdog** God holding back tears: nice

[@saincx0m9]

now we wait until eggdog creates the next species before we get endangered

[@urfav_aries15254]

Eggdog:creates eggdog food

[@ys3822]

Girl's Locker Room: Ugh PE is so boring and gross Boy's Locker Room:

[@whenyou5155]

cracking open a kiwi one with the bois

[@b4kc]

@@whenyou5155 some fried eggdog as well

[@descobar9328]

This is when you have too much eg

[@jeshala]

Yes, girls get MORE reserved in private. C'mon, ya'll.

[@bimapai2470]

I’m A Girl And PE Makes Me Feel Anxious

[@thatoneguy7712]

i watched this video years ago and showed it to my friend at a sleepover, this video brings back so many good memories and laughs

[@LOL-cringe]

I don’t know what I just Witnessed but I’m not complaining This really do be a certified hood bruh moment classic

[@sumofamily4866]

First❤

[@Mattgaming1101]

No one cares, ​@@sumofamily4866

[@Forrest_O.]

@@sumofamily4866I just looked around for anyone who cares. There’s no one who does.

[@Forrest_O.]

Not this content farm arriving in comment sections.

[@user-tb3kw4fl1y]

OK 😂

[@HokoraYinphine]

i *cant* be the only one who makes the same head motion when watching this video cmon, please

[@colisanpixel]

Honestly yes. How can you not do it. It unlocks the secrets of the universe.

[@Caramel1738]

I Was Watching This At 12:00AM/Midnight About To Fall Asleep But My Head Was Still Bopping...I CANNOT STOP THE BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emilypeacx7392]

I do the same when Nobody see me xD

[@Accrixx]

i do lmao

[@HokoraYinphine]

@@emilypeacx7392 ima be honest i play this video during class on my laptop and all my friends join me

[@goopy7460]

When my teacher gives us a animation project . Mine be like

[@wondercat6842]

Dude your teacher gives you an animation project?! Our teachers only give us homework in our books

[@tarunviegas8481]

@@wondercat6842 his teacher didnt give him an animation project that was a joke

[@wondercat6842]

@@tarunviegas8481 ok

[@juicyjuice3172]

I wish they did give us animation projects ;-;

[@wondercat6842]

@@juicyjuice3172 I would do it in gmod

[@LOL-2-cringe]

- I watched this in my art lesson when we were still at school and I was laughing so hard and the teacher kept looking at me weirdly💀

[@bwowody]

I am currently breaking out in tears, this video brings me so much joy. To whoever created this masterpiece, cheers.

[@Papryk1303-nm2ez]

Zamsire

[@missssmarie1763]

The best recovery for a finals induced mental breakdown. Bless you 🥚

[@phantom4E2]

Right?

[@voidgirl7811]

SAME!!!!!!!!! OMG XD

[@violetthebat8810]

Alysia Urias Don't ya mean...an EGG-cellent recovery? 😎😎😎

[@missssmarie1763]

@@violetthebat8810 LMAO! 😂

[@bolony21]

if ya dont want break downs then just pay attention in class so you dont have to worry about having to study alot before finals

[@demonbunny6555]

What I wish my dreams were like: kissing my crush What my dreams are like:

[@asdadasdafafasdad5898]

at least :/

[@ii._clouddi1452]

Same lol

[@kingmushroomboy824]

What's a clunch

[@mcalyquinn1]

Jay Kirkland...

[@spikyoutgoingthorn1924]

@@kingmushroomboy824 I have no idea

[@Microwayev]

I can't believe what I have just watched. My joy and love for this video has reached unexplainable heights.

[@dYmonlordzzz]

Intro 0:00 Characters 2:35 Mail comes in 7:15 It’s saying that there is a villain in town 7:18 They go out to fight after they eat food 9:23 Main character in notices something is wrong 10:21 Car flies by main characters friend 11:35 They ran over and see a lot of havoc 12:07 Main character sees villain 12:43 Main character tries to fight villain 13:56 Main character nearly gets choked to death 14:32 Main character gives up 15:04 Friends motivate him 17:56 epic montage scene 19:46 news comes on tv 20:57 villain is close to his house 29:42 news comes back on and says evacuate the city 21:25 Finished movie: The hero’s decide to evacuate the city after packing there bags 23:12 The third friend dies from radioactive waste that the villain was throwing. 24:18 funeral scene 26:36 (to) 27:32 news comes on and officially claims that the city is destroyed 30:45 The last heroes decide to try to defeat the villain. 33:52 epic fight scene 34:31 Second character, (most closest friend to main) is milked to death. Second character, sadly died of cringe. 37:32 Villain says he is unstoppable 40:34 he creates a chain reaction of houses from the village. 43:16 (Insert more fighting here) 43:32 Fourth character dies 45:34 Main character wants revenge 47:24 Villain throws main character to the wall 50:23 Villain finally reveals what he’s doing 51:43 flashback a long long time ago, when I was 9 years old, My dad had a crazy lab. He told me never to go into a big machine. I learned why. He was going back in time. So I decided to go in the machine. Little did I know, the Time Machine was OFF. I was frozen in time for 104 years…I’m doing this.. so I can go back in that machine and see my dad again… 53:23 Villain walks into machine 54:21 Little did he know.. he made the same mastake… 55:15 Villain: CURSE YOU!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 56:16 Main character is sad about his friends..57:34 Sadly, a disease called corona has killed him. 59:00 Credits 59:00 to 59:59. Why are you still here? Go touch grass discord moderator. Leave. I’m gone.

[@Mystic-Aidan]

Oh my god He did it My favorite song Thank you. This has made my night.

[@mrstupidmaniii8118]

Mystic Bros., this song is from Mario kart wii coconut mall hope that helps

[@Mystic-Aidan]

*Ive been listening to it for years now, ya think I don’t know the song?* It’s okay if you read it wrong. Back to watching the video for the next few days.

[@haroldflower5330]

Yes best song. MKwii was the best

[@icantzucc4573]

Harold Flower i prefer MKds

[@meowthindegame8127]

Omg coconut was the best Mario kart wii map!!!

[@blakjack3053]

Teacher:no eating in class Kids in the back:

[@komos63]

no BREATHING in class

[@LoganT547]

no existing in class

[@lewisgroombridge6311]

no class

[@abandonedaccount5167]

no

[@lewisgroombridge6311]

.

[@duda8391]

What a handsome guy..... I even cried with emotion bro

[@ace-mu9ig]

4 years later and this is still a vibe

[@AsheeBep]

My parents: The Internet Is Dangerous.. The Internet:

[@Zebra2015]

Its inoffensive parents are wrong lol

[@Chihuahua53855]

So funny this song so funny hahaha sings*

[@orbyfied]

this IS dangerous

[@TheDudeWhoDoesYouTube]

Unoriginal but still funny😂

[@MisterTrayser]

Is actually dangerous to your brain

[@prism3898]

No one: Restaurants after quarantine ends:

[@pastry_bear1424]

🤣

[@shadoworb1484]

Yes :

[@maxboss9116]

XD

[@ellie8263]

Mum: the internet is a dangerous place The internet:

[@Bluetaill]

I love how KZbin recommends all the weird stuff to me at nighttime.

[@texmex007]

We really ain't talking about the murdered kiwi being cut up into fruit kiwi, nor it's betrayed friend outside, huh?

[@makaylamariemashups4086]

Sierra Ace Extrordinaire right!? Legit I hope the next video is a kiwi vs eggdog war.

[@itslumine]

Herbert Fitzgerald you are a genius

[@Hazel_TheOne]

@@makaylamariemashups4086 his next video after this turned out to be the exact opposite.

[@pee2829]

@@Hazel_TheOne well we need the know what happens next demand answers

[@bread6509]

The sliced kiwi just wanted to make us happy, even if that means being a meal. Same with the oven eggdogs.

[@Betudontknowme]

Teacher: what’s so funny Me: nothing My brain:

[@lilblueberryuwu5357]

oMg- Sameeeeeeee

[@MrsZSmith300]

lol

[@letmecringe]

Scatman is better than music on bachground

[@petunia6638]

thats so trueeeee i think about this and suddenly laugh then everyone in my class stares at me😂

[@EXRDaBeasta]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. I don't know why but I randomly started getting all of these old gems popping up on my recommended yesterday.

[@user-of4if2hn7m]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@69BootyTickler]

This is the most beautiful comment i’ve ever seen

[@toomany_bones]

Referencing time stamps that don't even exist on this video is 🤌

[@Emmalemma90989]

I thought 7:09 statement was amazing

[@jman7418]

This feels like a copy and paste from another video referencing a bacon spinning in a circle.

[@jman7418]

This is a copy and paste. Damn

[@oogabooga1685]

Its gonna be recommended to everyone 10 years later

[@hertzwarthog6264]

when you have no ideas so you make a recommended joke just to get likes no seriously dude use common sense please no offense for you for this joke thanks

[@AkenoAkine]

Hertz bro knowing KZbin umm this might actually get recommended in 10 years like just watch

[@mememan2.057]

You were right

[@aekiyria_]

Hertz how do we read this without being offended? How about you use some common sense

[@hertzwarthog6264]

@@aekiyria_ lol what, anyone who are saying "recommended" on their comments are begging for likes and I am saying no offense, can't you read?

[@sinij.8501]

Top ten chefs cordon Ramsay is afraid of

[@user-xi4dr5fn5p]

@@iwtptmsbydu *Cordan

[@sulejmaniapologist]

*condom

[@Xylluk]

Gordon Ramsay: IT'S FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW Eggdog:

[@policethereal_1349]

@@sulejmaniapologist Wrong grmammise

[@sevenheadedhydra1896]

@@user-xi4dr5fn5p R/boneappletea

[@carter-pd7rw]

FIRE BEATS BRO THANK YOU RLLY NEEDED THIS WOW AMAZING eggdog chefs

[@LOL-cringe]

imagine that there’s a old scientist 400 years from now studying the history of KZbin and stumbling across this video

[@googletag.manager-wz2y0]

.

[@AngelJones-ym7ez]

*Music: Coconut Mall from Mario Kart* You’re welcome

[@akirbehfan1146]

Coconut mall was my favourite map in mario kart 7 I didn't have a wii;-;

[@Anikane]

ahh right! i knew it was a mario kart track song

[@sourmaplesyrup]

I was gonna ask! *did you read my frickin’ mind?!?*

[@tacomeat4135]

碓氷 拓海 I already knew

[@taco.gaming_gt]

When Gordon Ramsey leaves he building

[@mailinagrant]

Lmak

[@lorenalara2397]

My dog when we are not home:

[@milkshake3117]

Lel

[@adbrickproductions4361]

lol lel :/

[@rainbowgirl918_5]

I like to think of this as some horrifying alternate reality filled with eggdogs which are in sync to music only they can hear, the laws of physics do not apply, and everything is chaos with chefs being the only profession

[@stephaniediaz9280]

This just gave me the vibes I literally started ✨DANCING ✨of the vibes this video gave me 😅😂

[@MamaSoulWeaver]

When zamsire uploads a new eggdog video *happiness noise*

[@jackmandich6794]

Wolfspirit 58 I agree

[@skarett8604]

*Happiness stretch*

[@violetthebat8810]

Wolfspirit 58 YES!!!~😄😄😄💖💖💖💜💜💜😎😎😎

[@inesshenton3438]

Happiness EggoDoggo

[@beckhamizumi4794]

It epic

[@ultra-moistreliefmist529]

at first i thought this said "Chief eggdog" and i was like "holy heck we get to meet the leader" but turns out the kiwis have infiltrated the bakery. Maybe the Chief will need to respond to this development?

[@Glimbosgold69]

Stupid

[@MangoDragonMoth]

1:55 was me looking inside a MacDonalds waiting for the ice cream machine to work

[@wheredidmylivergo]

Now this, this is a productive kitchen

[@LittleMissDeath]

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DARK AND EVIL ABOUT EGGDOG.

[@bzzzyktt2363]

He’s happy though

[@idekwtfqqq9524]

Yea but just look at it!

[@Wutz_]

That kiwi got sliced up!

[@emmytweetie2177]

Im so sad Eggdog is my only source of happiness :(

[@bzzzyktt2363]

@@Wutz_ which means multiple kiwi

[@ItsABeautifulDay.]

SMG3 0.000001 seconds after seeing a chance to help SMG4 but then deny it:

[@Dudewhoexistsalot]

Who could dislike this. You asked for chef eggdog, You got chef eggdog.

[@vojtechbrezansky9752]

1919: there will be flying cars in the future 2019: chef eggdog

[@andysavs1838]

Its better

[@Marisola33]

So true so true

[@mildlyabstract4844]

even better

[@charuwankung1384]

Duck eh???

[@marcelooficial6265]

Better

[@laylacox77]

Kiwi saw resuraunt Kiwi want eat at resuraunt Kiwi look in window Kiwi find surprise It friend kiwi Friend kiwi not look good Friend kiwi call help Kiwi panic Kiwi lunge through window Kiwi not save friend kiwi Kiwi sad

[@brendaajamu7152]

Incredible job.

[@Ianwrym]

Is it weird that my brain tried to match this to the tune of "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton?

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@Ianwrym what kind of drugs you on and where do I get them?

[@pompomdogee_1956]

no, kiwi not sad, kiwi mad

[@Ianwrym]

@@mitaskeledzija6269 from the drugs store, of course

[@Daily_troley_problems]

theese videos always make me smile after a hard day. keep it up, bro!

[@zoeeekwo]

NAO TEM COMO NAO ADORAR ESSE DOGUINHO BOY

[@moka3236]

Seriously, I cry when I hear this music. Too much nostalgy

[@brolymaininfighterz962]

So your saying that your ears cry damn you should see a doctor

[@steviax4172]

Me too:(del

[@dad7493]

*Hear

[@unordinarystudios5846]

Coconut Mall

[@bluequartzdragon]

One of my favorite courses.

[@skyelmao3954]

Parents: Where would you like to you go for dinner? Me: Oh, I have an idea.

[@soobinsbread7549]

I choked 😂

[@asukaslayyy5520]

OMG LAMFOO

[@nicelife044]

😂😂😂😂

[@Avzos]

The fact these videos helped me during Covid😭😭

[@kingjace5041]

This video gives back nostalgia

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

The eggdog restaurant is discriminating against kiwi birds. How rude!

[@RocoWolf]

On the contrary, it appears everyone just LOVES those kiwis~ *insert full platter*

[@morgankasper5227]

kiwi tastes good

[@mosqit4324]

You mean How cute?

[@alextheperson1393]

Finally someone who knows about kiwi rights.

[@tagalaseimonlorenzom.11hum79]

*Doggo-Kiwi War begins*

[@presleydavis5683]

“Can we get eggs?” “We have eggs at home!” The eggs at home:

[@venomsnek1857]

Is This a complaint?

[@teofilustri6088]

Bro it's better! They... Cute.

[@donovangrey6947]

I mean, he wants eggs he wants to eat and not feel guilty after

[@frozenweevil4022]

An improvement

[@monicakar9631]

Very good ones then

[@pennypoos]

THEY ARE ADORABLE

[@andresmunoz8782]

Doctor: you have 1minute and 5 seconds left Me:

[@ilovesnoopy3804]

Egg?Dog. Depression?Cured. My parents?Worried. Hotel?Trivago.

[@chewbacca6893]

Ilovesnoopy Shit comment meme

[@wonderofshoe9021]

Kiwi outside: *Sees kiwis in kitchen* Kiwi: *You've egg'd you last dog*

[@LoreleiReyes]

this is so chaotic for no reason but its so funny

[@fogtunes9822]

I started having a panic attack and I kid you not this is what calmed me down

[@chewchewfluff831]

"Have you ever looked at someone and thought, what is going on inside they're head?" *Me on a monday:*

[@kaylafaust2150]

ChewChew Fluff me, on a Sunday: **watching this vid to make me feel better about the weekend ending**

[@thedonutbox8220]

This is what goes on in my head 24/7

[@edwardyeeto]

I watched this on a monday

[@erickchinesekid7692]

Nobody : I’m bored Eggdog literally comes out of nowhere

[@aphextwiner]

you had one job brother

[@whitecatlovesbutter]

this was so emotional it cured my deppresion and anxiety very inspiring too

[@Earthborn.elves.]

I saw this in my it recommended and nostalgia hit me like a truck.

[@coldones25]

Imagine this being only proof that humans exist. Edit: all these likes make me feel power

[@sophieester9445]

Nice stealing my joke

[@coldones25]

@@sophieester9445 ah yes stoling

[@locomanso24]

they will realise we are gods

[@TheSageHarpuia]

@@sophieester9445 your joke that is actually thousand times copy-pasted for what have to be the half of whole youtube comunity

[@thelonelychild2702]

I could be one day

[@aprilphinazee9288]

Eggdog: exists People: “everyone liked that”

[@ezraa4life.]

THE DANCING AT THE BEGGINING GOT ME CRACKING UP-

[@maximilianwarren8296]

best possible way to get coconut malled

[@ghosttoast1039]

This has definitely made my day like usual. Thank you.

[@tofurayn]

Welp this made my night

[@tofurayn]

@PeanutButter_JellyBeansOwO 3 same :|

[@voidgirl7811]

Sæm

[@DaniSlot]

I would say the exact opposite, had a really weird day and this isn't helping! 😂

[@catherinevo6060]

Ghost Milkshake mine as well

[@robertajenkins2591]

Eggdog make good food, that’s for sure He can make French, Bonjour! He can make Mexican with a lot of spice But he can make everything very, very nice!

[@natetv1494]

Alexander Porgilton ahh.. you forgot one thing... HE'S COOKING HIS BROTHER...

[@instantnoodles3165]

Eggdogs also make many peoples days or Nights

[@natetv1494]

Cotton Fluff Yeah... if u can get past the hilarious fact that an eggdog is in the microwave... it's still funny

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

@@natetv1494 there was also a kiwi bird sliced into pieces.

[@neostar8965]

They are not doing there work they are just dancing and necking😂

[@klmurch]

It’s past my bed time and I was just watching a cat lullaby and now I’m watching this and grooving

[@fearless.productions2021]

100% of comments: *eggdog* 0% of comments: “the egg dogs murdered a kiwi...”

[@englishequinealexis7450]

When I went to find my kiwi...

[@bettykuo]

Also their friend in the microwave...

[@andysavs1838]

But y did they tho?

[@maia4387]

They microwaved an eggdog

[@umbreonfan0369]

@@bettykuo I just realized there was an eggdog in the microwave

[@soap_eater52]

Friend : WHAT on earth is taking them so long just to make 2 cupcakes? The chefs :

[@levishawn4403]

You deserve a reply my good friend

[@tiffanyz1362]

LOL

[@eleahpangilinan1954]

Are you among us developer?

[@tiffanyz1362]

@@eleahpangilinan1954 u know ur kinda sus

[@Milesmorales1158]

@@tiffanyz1362 you are too

[@KaironLuan]

Pov:Kiwi when he realizes what they are serving

[@robloxtrolling6077]

This is a masterpiece.

[@pompeeto8699]

You can take a guess on the comment section on what this comment originally was

[@RachelR1978]

Teacher alive kiwi husband dead kiwi class egg dogs

[@dimsthedimwit600]

True

[@peggyleo7257]

At least change the time from the other comment

[@elizabethmarroqui8252]

Buu

[@crypticapocalypse]

ItsThatBoy Anthony you basically copied Cam Rose. :/

[@f1auf]

Coconut Mall makes it so much better, as if it wasn't already godly.

[@MANIAC10274]

Teacher: “Pay attention, this is severely important to the test.” My brain:

[@Doge-fan]

I dont regret watching this guys videos hes the best lol

[@lillie9622]

*Eggdog has entered the chat* *Gordon Ramsey has left the chat* *EggDog: Achievement earned! **_Party Time!_*

[@culturalpunk]

frisk has left the chat ellie has left the chat sans has left the chat papyrus has left the chat muffet has left the chat elizabeth:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?! chara has left the chat flowey has left the chat

[@lillie9622]

David Habersberger okay

[@Aviatial]

David Habersberger ?

[@maulwurf9414]

5 Minute Air Shows umbertael

[@Baggervr]

Eggdog jonis the chat everyone have a party

[@xsuns7508]

Me: Okay, so tomorrow's the finals. Also me: *My mind at 4 am*

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Kk fuck the finals gg

[@timespark]

Wow. It's almost 4 AM where I live as I'm posting this.

[@brandonthefox5895]

I'm saving this video to my playlist of "Awesome videos"

[@Beqst_YK]

perfect something to watch everyday and be my ring tone

[@kana.4864]

How _dare_ you microwave him? *They massacred my boy..*

[@poppyseed473]

- Kanaki - well, at least he looked pretty happy as it happened?

[@rgoldstien]

Dunt wurry he o kay

[@Leafixen]

When you crack an eggdog, it is full of eggdogs

[@alextheperson1393]

Don’t forget the kiwi.

[@kana.4864]

Poppy Seed True, but still. *He’ll explode in there.* ;-;