Phoenix Wright - Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley

Ace Attorney Lawyers will never give you up.
Discord: / discord
Sung by Dan DeLaRosa: / speedracerflubber
Original Audio by the amazing Let's Dub Project (Tyranee) : / tyranee
#RickRoll #NICKROLL'D

[@Chessete]

Firstly join the discord cause it will change your life the second you meet everyone: discord.gg/mPYz7JSkqZ Secondly, more than 90% of my viewers are not subscribed and we are so close to 30k! If you like my content please do subscribe as it truly helps the channel in more ways than one! Thank you!

[@Banana_Judge]

Sus

[@ferenckecskes7205]

First statement is true, can confirm

[@gibraltar4841]

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

[@lukiia9854]

I will join the server once I’ve finished all the ace attorney games 😎

[@Palguim]

@@Banana_Judge sussy baka?

[@Vailskibum]

Ace Attorney memes never get old

[@digitalerror69]

cartoon man

[@coolguy082]

Hey, it’s funny cartoon man!

[@belfordk]

I like your words funny cartoon man

[@trollege9488]

Man

[@deathgameholic]

Fr

[@purplllllllllle]

"What would Mia do right now" "No idea." This fucking killed me

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

@@qui-gonjinn8048 *oof*

[@cjlite0210]

@@qui-gonjinn8048 don't remind me

[@midamasceno7610]

You know things are hard when even Mia doesn't know what Mia would do lmao

[@deathgameholic]

Lol

[@flytude]

same

[@SpringDavid]

"this isn't a murder case, just a park violation" B R U H

[@justincarino9653]

Does Maya even know how to drive?

[@cjlite0210]

*W T F*

[@laceyravenheart8975]

Wright: 😶 *dead ass scoots away* lol

[@diffdimgamerseven9986]

Phoenix wright:applies the secret joestar technique

[@NoahDrawsALot]

Why the hell would maya hire Phoenix as attorney for a parking violation when he doesn’t even have a drivers license??

[@RED-sl2le]

Never in my life have I voluntarily gotten Rick Rolled

[@arise.music42]

Well it's probably the 100th time i'm doing this, so welcome

[@TevinnVii]

I and many others have done this before.

[@TevinnVii]

I and many others have done something along the lines of this before.

[@thegamerpokemon2103]

*N I C K R O L L E D*

[@OneLostTexan]

For me this is the second time.

[@Masonthebaconhair]

"This isn't a murder case, it's a parking violation" Phoenix Wright: ight I'll see myself out

[@TriggerTail]

This fuckin' killed me

[@roadkill236]

@@TriggerTail do you know who else got killed? Mia.

[@TriggerTail]

@@roadkill236 Mia Fey and Larry's gf

[@adriKat653]

Phoenix Wright when someone asks his services for a case which doesn't involve a murder: "We don't do that here"

[@maximeleninja4029]

*_AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT_*

[@sherryy8668]

I'm going to rickroll myself, but that would be just fine.

[@tantris2876]

Do you even know what rick roll means? A rick roll is when you unknowingly click a link not thinking it’s a rick roll. I don’t understand why everyone is acting like rick rolling is just listening to a song. By that logic I could just listen to cornered all the time and I get “cornered rolled” even though my intention was to listen to it

[@tantris2876]

(Message to repliers) Go ahead and say I have brain damage for making a long comment, idgaf, but this is KZbin, I could say what I want if it’s not toxic.

[@sherryy8668]

@@tantris2876 It's just a comment man, take it easy

[@brodenmckinney8168]

It’s only a Rick roll when you don’t see it coming

[@michaeldagadagn307]

@Tantris Well let us enjoy the video. I honestly did not know something new was coming out until the premiere.

[@gimersh]

It's gonna be a Nick Roll

[@MetaKnight68]

BRILLIANT

[@SMPandanic]

called it

[@gimersh]

@Pixel Animates yes, i am

[@MetaKnight68]

@Pixel Animates I read descriptions. I often miss tags.

[@evelyie]

Nickleback?

[@ResettisReplicas]

Phoenix: “You know the rules, and so do I.” Prosecution: *Whips people, throws coffee cups, arbitrarily boosts penalties, and sics their falcon on people*.

[@probarandomuser6954]

Kid: make an adult unconsiousness

[@himignicest1571]

YOU FORGOT THE 'UPDATING AUTOPSIE' PART. XD

[@apollomybeloved1407]

And don't forget about the prosecution that throws their beads at others and literally makes their personal guards aim weapons at the defense

[@redshirtveteran5688]

They KNOW the rules. Doesn't mean they follow them.

[@ThjtCien]

"It is very clear from the evidence showwn that Maya Fey is indeed the culprit. and that I'm gay" -Edgeworth

[@chocmilk]

I just imagine Edgeworth had no intention of actually prosecuting Maya, but just really wanted to get Phoenix desperate enough to rickroll the court.

[@megarotom1590]

No wonder Phoenix was losing, he was trying to prove Maya didn't kill anyone

[@strenngth2024]

She regularly gets accused of killing her sister

[@megarotom1590]

@@strenngth2024 well she only got accused of killing her sister once, but yah she gets framed for murder...A LOT.... I like making a joke that she and Pearl secretly mastermind every murder EXCEPT the ones she gets framed for

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

He has gotten so used to Maya being blamed for murder that he was on autopilot

[@musictrends3788]

@@strenngth2024 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJmkqXZ-eKZojLM 🤯

[@adriKat653]

guys, it's just a case of parking violation 🤣

[@ItzaMystri]

Edgeworth dancing is my favorite, it just works so well

[@hydrophobicです]

I know baby

[@legendofgaming3851]

He creepy

[@thasmfcrazy]

@@hydrophobicです OMG

[@zanilolz]

@@hydrophobicです MAH FAVORITE CHARATER

[@Majster4K]

"Your Honor that testimony is bullshit" Every case be like:

[@probarandomuser6954]

His testimony be like: Reminding who doesn't know, Phoenix Wright becomes defendant 2 times (or more idk) and testified, so if you say that, his testimonies are also bullsh!t too

[@Majster4K]

@@probarandomuser6954 I actually didn't mean that. I meant only testiomonies of cross-examined witnesses

[@probarandomuser6954]

@@Majster4K welp, that is indeed true

[@emmaw52]

the fact that Edgeworth immediately starts dancing is just hilarious, like he isn’t surprised or anything that Phoenix is randomly singing Never Gonna Give You Up

[@Imalwayswatching3]

"This isn't a murder case, It's just a parking violation" LMAO EDGEWORTH CAME ALL THE WAY FOR THIS OR TO DEFEAT PHOENIX!?

[@leix7]

"That's it! Edgeworth is trying to tell me to stall the court with stupid jokes!"

[@hydrophobicです]

That's not what I meant...

[@amminhquan2362]

@@hydrophobicです hah, he's gay: 0:09

[@kinokomuffin]

@@hydrophobicですHOW SRE YOU HYDROPHOBIC?!

[@phoenixandy]

This is not only beautiful but sums up how most people play Ace Attorney, especially near the end lmao

[@JorjIto12872]

YOU CAN RICK ROLL THE COURT!?

[@minignoux4566]

totally not how people play he forgot to reload save

[@thevioletskull8158]

Phoenix and Edgeworth: And that’s how we ended up in jail

[@hydrophobicです]

It was worth it

[@arthurjunqueira3448]

@@hydrophobicです It was EDGE-worth it, you mean?

[@cristinagomez3283]

Edgeworth: that's WRIGHT Nick

[@doggonimousdoggo6849]

I hate this reply section so much. Youre going to Fey.

[@phoenixwright4478]

Absolutely NEVER N E V E R has a “Never gonna give you up” video made me laugh so much I’m crying

[@milesedgeworth1208]

Oh believe me, I am also crying out of laughter, you're not alone in this.

[@phoenixwright4478]

@@milesedgeworth1208 Pfft that’s good to know Also I had no clue that you’d be here too

[@milesedgeworth1208]

@@phoenixwright4478 Well Wright, I'm always following the algorithm. May our paths cross again some day.

[@phoenixwright4478]

@@milesedgeworth1208 Makes sense and yep, some day we will meet again, possibly-

[@deadersurvival4716]

I SHIP IT. ~~Even though I've never played the game, or watched any videos on it~~

[@Chessete]

Share this to your friends at 1:22 to Nick Roll them :D

[@probarandomuser6954]

Would they even know what this game is? *We're no stranger to court* *You know the rules and so do I*

[@theredandbluegamer4776]

@@probarandomuser6954 pfft imagen sending that to your ex-husband

[@deathgameholic]

@@theredandbluegamer4776 Prepare to get ultimately blocked

[@Muniiv]

What happens if you don't have any 😶

[@theredandbluegamer4776]

@@deathgameholic yeah probably

[@emptyvending8964]

This on the legendary level of Objection Funk

[@Arcade_Man]

Friday night attorney

[@sproutz5014]

@@Arcade_Man lmao

[@musictrends3788]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJmkqXZ-eKZojLM 🤯

[@realperson9951]

@@musictrends3788 whwt

[@milesedgeworth1208]

Oh, Good grief, Wright, _it's a parking violation._ How on earth did you forget about that-

[@probarandomuser6954]

Who are you talking about? After the judge says this is a *parking violation* , Wright is not here anymore

[@milesedgeworth1208]

@@probarandomuser6954 Hm. You know that Wright and I know each other outside of the courtroom too?

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

He isn't Wright he's Rong

[@shellytrueamon]

Nice pfp

[@cristinagomez3283]

@@milesedgeworth1208 WHAT

[@jackrudolf1745]

Nobody noticed edgeworth saying "- and that I'm gay" for a millisecond at the beginning? Hillarious and nice vid! Edit: When I wrote this comment, I couldn't find any comments about that, so I thought nobody noticed at the time.

[@cjlite0210]

I noticed lol

[@NoahDrawsALot]

Even without noticing it is obvious that he is indeed gay

[@milesedgeworth1208]

@@NoahDrawsALot That's indeed true.

[@miraculousmememaker2986]

Noticed first time watching

[@levelmakertoiletpaperediti1778]

I did

[@ReiLovesYurisAndRoses]

"Gonna expose each lie" "Gonna make the truth come to light" 5 minutes later they realised maya is guilty

[@michelk.8008]

2:23 Phoenix: We've known *eachOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR* ... for a Day. 😂

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

Best line

[@indigoecho9016]

*I KNOW YOU'RE INNOCENT, but there's* no evidence to prove it...

[@Bearman851]

Phoenix later payed Maya's bill with the last of his money and that's why he began to drink "Grape Juice".

[@seabug05]

Please tell me you're going to animate them doing the dances that would be perfect

[@Comrade12551]

Welp its been a good run for not getting rickrolled. But I’m prepared for it…..wait technically its not being Rickrolled…ITS BEING NICK ROLLED! IM STILL GOOD BOI’S!!!

[@JdgamerzGaming_0310]

Yeah lol

[@milesedgeworth1208]

Nickrolling exists. Maya and I invented it.

[@E4439Qv5]

I've even been Franziskrolled in a Phoenix Wrong video. Wish I could remember which one... I want to say LordIban's?

[@Shizzy5321]

Gundam? I thought you died

[@MariusBoss11458]

I forgot that people call him Nick. Dammit Papi Jay! Release another Episode!

[@kabalor5326]

1:46 that's the gayest "so do I" I've ever heard

[@roxyhoyt3675]

Judge: this isn't a murder trial, it's a parking violation. Phoenix: (leaves) I died, lol.

[@XTRM-fd7ty]

It was so heavenly that Mia mistook the court for paradise.

[@_Stormfather]

A few weeks ago I used your videos as inspiration to (poorly) make my own Phoenix wright video to Rick Roll my friends, and now here you are Rick Rolling everyone. We've come full circle

[@Gamer88334]

He’s not really Rick Rolling us if he isn’t tricking us. We’re voluntarily Rick Rolling ourselves. Sacrifices must be made, after all.

[@rayyanartandstuff7929]

Edgeworth:And that im gay Wrightworth shippers:HE SAID IT HE SAID IT

[@kiblob9064]

Edgeworth later: I was joking... It's not funny? I'm just learning to joke based on modern trends. I'm also reading "Industrial Society for the Future".

[@probarandomuser6954]

@@kiblob9064 why is he not learning about *AMOGUS* ? It would even help him make people sussier and even himself

[@kiblob9064]

@@probarandomuser6954 He did not understand the essence of the meme...

[@deathgameholic]

"WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN"

[@Dimitrollz]

OBJECTION! YOUR HONOR, THIS TESTIMONY IS BULLSHIT

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

Phoenix, in his head: What would mia do right now? Mia: No idea *That made me laugh so hard*

[@sheilao.g.6280]

Therapist: "Bald Phoenix doesn't exist, he can't hurt you." Bald Phoenix: 4:30

[@probarandomuser6954]

4:32 Yeah that actually made me laugh a bit hard

[@wadefischer4805]

Well bald eagles exist

[@JTW-of5rq]

Saitama?!

[@probarandomuser6954]

@@JTW-of5rq uhhhh no Saitama is not that smart

[@sheilao.g.6280]

@@JTW-of5rq One Objecton Man

[@jessicapatented]

Wait Maya doesn't drive, then how does she have a parking violation! Your Honour!

[@cappuccinuuz]

why is edgeworth's dancing so satisfying

[@j.a.m.m]

Well, i did expect the rickroll, but i didnt expect the dubbing, so i still have been tricked. awesome dubbing btw

[@adamryamizard5560]

The one that sing the song is already uploaded years ago and it's not by this channel it's done by someone else.

[@diegocanar9276]

2:23 best line

[@GenetMJF]

3:35 "And I can prove it with this piece of shit"

[@dabasil]

*We're no strangers to law* *You know the rules, and so do I*

[@Hardjosh]

"Never gonna run out of contradictions" Turnabout sisters: You think I'm a joke?

[@oresti9271]

0:10 I knew it

[@goncalorego4278]

We all knew it my friend

[@Swoosh_tin]

Agreed ​@@goncalorego4278

[@JdgamerzGaming_0310]

Okay This Rickroll Would Be Worth It.... Have a Cookie 🍪

[@probarandomuser6954]

*worth* what? You mean Edgeworth? But I want a cookie too

[@egman-kat]

IF PHEONIX DOSENT TELL SOMEONE "SAAAAAY GOOODBYE" I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE

[@MrKillApple]

"This isnt a murder, this is a parking violation" had the same energy as "Sir, this is Wendy's"

[@Lt.SEC6248]

A Masterpiece that shall be told though out Generations.

[@applinbestmon]

Damn the ending is amazing. He won the case

[@probarandomuser6954]

Uhhhh...a *parking violation* ?

[@applinbestmon]

@@probarandomuser6954 you dont get it do you?

[@probarandomuser6954]

@@applinbestmon I think I don't, no one really wins lol

[@applinbestmon]

@@probarandomuser6954 in short its a joke

[@probarandomuser6954]

@@applinbestmon oh wait I understand

[@juliuslopezramirez8028]

Oh my, the bald Phoenix at 4:30 made me laugh so hard

[@unholycrusader69]

heres a rickroll :> We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

[@DatHypnoboi]

Thanks

[@unholycrusader69]

oh god i didn't think this was gonna get any attention

[@exceptionallyriso]

Thank you

[@ПаймонЛучшийКомпаньон]

3:15 I'm a bald guy.

[@ПаймонЛучшийКомпаньон]

Duh

[@j9of10-p6]

“It is very clear from the evidence shown that Maya Fey is indeed the culprit” “And that I’m gay”

[@sunnyleeloo]

"The testimony clearly states that Maya is the culprit" "and that i'm gay" THAT KILLED ME AND IM NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS IN

[@milesedgeworth1208]

Oh, I know where this is heading. _You're not allowed to cry, _*_boomerang,_*_ don't let me hurt the camels._ Get boomerang'd you all.

[@Banana_Judge]

Dang

[@milesedgeworth1208]

@Jesse Morris Yes, indeed.

[@indigoecho9016]

*DONT LEAN ONN THE TABLE!!!!!*

[@luiscandrawinata3765]

I Mean,should i forbid myself to sleep till 3am to get rickrolled?

[@Chessete]

yes

[@luiscandrawinata3765]

@@Chessete :O

[@JDBJake]

I already know this is going to be good

[@Lilycubert]

Never gonna give you up unironically slaps tho

[@citruslemonade3326]

Edgeworth just grooving is giving me life

[@jackthebear6629]

4:44 I'm out.

[@sammayo473]

It ain't a rickroll bois, you're about to get N I C K R O L L E D

[@totallynothatguy1698]

2:43 RTGame’s evidence of crime

[@zwanzigzwanzig]

Omg another RT fan in the wild, hello!

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@zwanzigzwanzig You encounter a wild ARTEEFAN! *use callmekevin *super effective* The wild ARTEEFAN turned into a bloody mess of guts! VICTORY!

[@megawonszrzeczny9]

VON KARMA NO! Don't turn that person into a bloody mess...

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@megawonszrzeczny9 Save mii!

[@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo3395]

Honestly I was convinced KZbin was turning into another tiktok, but this has convinced me otherwise.

[@subwayz_qt5]

"It is very clear from the evidence shown that Maya Fey is indeee the culprit. And I am ga-" You got me here

[@user-ty2fm3ge9m]

Doctor: Bald Phoenix Wright can't hurt you. He doesn't exist. Me: 3:15

[@probarandomuser6954]

Correction: Therapist: Bald Phoenix Wright doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Bald Phoenix Wright: 3:16

[@trlcdhck]

The lyrics are unironically good

[@keito4896]

oh no the NICK roll is coming-

[@Siinory]

We all know, Phoenix would actually do it!

[@DinoWattz]

Better it not get striked

[@Petal316]

Am I the only one who actually likes this song-

[@ausdorian3252]

1:11 if she wasn't there this would fit the 2° case

[@moroes5011]

So, now I want this as the next ace attorney ending

[@khalidibrahim7726]

3:28 Phoenix Wright is Swag Life.

[@A.T.R138]

My Internet went from 4 bars to 5 bars when the song started

[@kyleblake7522]

Okay, this remix is actually very good, it is now an Ace roll

[@MultiMaya2002]

I expected another music video so when he started legit singing I was fucking floored

[@krishankalia9990]

Hey! For next year in my Spanish presentation, I want to add this at the end and say it is a video of me speaking Spanish. I need to get rid of the swears though pr my teacher will be ticked. She likes jokes though so she'll be fine with this. Plus I'm that really shy girl so no one will expect it.

[@Mateo-vz4fl]

When you do it, post an update about how it went ^^'

[@krishankalia9990]

@@Mateo-vz4fl I'll try to get someone to do a video

[@zwanzigzwanzig]

@@krishankalia9990 if you do, please post the video, I need to see this

[@MotorStonder]

I love how Rick just pops in

[@MmmFirstOne]

Sus moment

[@tempheror112]

Judge: Dude its just a parking ticket. Me: THATS $45 MINIMUM

[@catastrophe_crow64]

Setting this as an alarm for when I wake up-

[@Rubberduckinyourdreams]

The Chat when its Countdown was lovely and About the video? I beg your pardon but its EPIC and....cursed. (Shout out to all the Wrights in the Chat :D)

[@crankylink13]

Lyrics: We're no strangers to court! You know the rules, and so do I. A full acquittal is what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you I believe you, no matter who takes the stand. [Chorus] Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, Never going to run out of contradictions. Gonna expose each lie. Gonna make the truth come to light. Gonna make sure you get the right conviction. We've known each other for a day. I know you're innocent, but there's... no evidence... to prove it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the killer and we're gonna get him. And if you ask me how we'll win this, Don't tell me you've lost faith in me! [Chorus x2] "Don't worry! I will defend you, because I am Phoenix Wright, and all you have to do is believe in me! Your Honor! That testimony is BULLSHIT, and I can prove it with this piece of evidence! Objection! Hold it! Take that! Got it! Shit! I guess I'll have to try again. Time to look at the court record. Shit! I guess I'll have to try again. Time to look at the court record." And if you ask me how we'll win this, don't tell me you've lost faith in me! [Chorus x3]

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

RICKROLL❌ NICKROLL👍

[@lu546]

hell yeah

[@blightedadmiral7006]

I’ll wait a day to get rolled

[@j.a.m.m]

It was bound to happen at some point, wasn't it?

[@Uragan00829]

Phoenix defending Maya, which he knew for only a day, with such a determination is super wholesome!

[@star_cat228]

2:12 whait, what he says?

[@soobledoo]

wtf phoenix edgeworth point BALD PHOENIX

[@Desh681]

Oh wow, i thought this was the original rick roll until I actually listen to the lyrics. Your shitposts are always top notch lol

[@Koko-rc3pz]

"Your honor, it smells like *updog* in here!" Famous last words before disaster

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

This is going to be my new favorite rickroll link XD

[@probarandomuser6954]

But we have the opening too, no one would instantly get Rickroll... Wait I mean Nickroll

[@milesedgeworth1208]

@@probarandomuser6954 Exactly. _It's perfect_

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

@@probarandomuser6954 dont worry it still works. I just rickrolled someone XD

[@katethevampire]

I'm here from a post on Tumblr where it was pretending to be people talking about gourdy and someone linked to the court files and now here I am. For a split second after clicking the link I thought "Is this a Rick roll? No it wouldn't be! It's probably linking to the wiki or something" what a fool I was.

[@TheBigbyWolf_]

🥁🎙👨‍💼

[@hcvg1386]

that's not what i though it was

[@FranziskavonKarma]

*_It's clear that the real murder weapon was_* *updog*

[@ricardopurnell3923]

"Sigh" oh boy

[@asudebirtane8243]

This song was in my head for a few days and now you do this...you must be ascended to a level that you can now hear our thoughts Okay this was awesome,one of your best work...also troll face Edgeworth and bald Phoenix killed me

[@WarHelmetCombine]

"It is very clear from the evidence shown that Maya Fey is indeed the culprit. And that i'm gay-" *shakes head*