Chess, But My King Is In The Middle Of Nowhere

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Chess Simp

Chess Simp

Күн бұрын

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@the4lternative972
@the4lternative972 2 жыл бұрын
One's legend said : "Keep checking please, as long as you keep checking with your Queen, there's always a chance that you will blunder her". But that's sure an epic checkmate after all those King blunders
@satgurs
@satgurs Жыл бұрын
it technically wasn't a blunder, just a losing trade (for white)
@ggboy___2
@ggboy___2 Жыл бұрын
​@@satgursit's just a gambit
@satgurs
@satgurs Жыл бұрын
@@ggboy___2 fair
@pianisissimo4459
@pianisissimo4459 Жыл бұрын
Yess I think it always when th Queen checks with less time😂
@marcohueber5130
@marcohueber5130 2 жыл бұрын
Stockfish after blundering half a dozen checkmates in 4 or less: Yes. That's a great move!
@lucykitsune4619
@lucykitsune4619 8 ай бұрын
Oh hey! Look at that! You didn't blunder a checkmate in 4! Great job buddy! You've got to be the best chess player of all time!
@scrapyarddragon
@scrapyarddragon 2 жыл бұрын
How can a king lead if he isn't willing to be on the front lines?
@BF1_enthusiast
@BF1_enthusiast 2 жыл бұрын
Well the king should at least ride a horsey for battle
@randomfurrygirl548
@randomfurrygirl548 2 жыл бұрын
Code Geass reference?
@vladyslavkryvoruchko
@vladyslavkryvoruchko Жыл бұрын
@@BF1_enthusiast king is dumb
@gabrielbarros493
@gabrielbarros493 Жыл бұрын
Leading... I guess
@blankblank
@blankblank Жыл бұрын
@@randomfurrygirl548 No? Not at all. Very common ideology throughout history. Just a concept really. How could it be a reference.
@simongooses
@simongooses 2 жыл бұрын
5:25 , sounds so funny when he says ”that blunders a king”
@johnwest6690
@johnwest6690 2 жыл бұрын
I love the dry humour of "That blunders a king" and "That blunders a woman" xD
@supernova5434
@supernova5434 Жыл бұрын
@@johnwest6690 “That blunders a horsey”
@primrose6794
@primrose6794 Жыл бұрын
"That blunders a pawn/rook/bishop/king/woman/horsey"
@LeviATallaksen
@LeviATallaksen 2 жыл бұрын
That's the first time I've heard "keep the king in the center" referring to the central squares, rather than the central files😄
@RuyVuusen
@RuyVuusen 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard it in reference to some endgame positions where it can actually make sense.
@jimmyh2137
@jimmyh2137 2 жыл бұрын
King of the Hill works like that.
@LeviATallaksen
@LeviATallaksen 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyh2137 Except that the game is over when a king gets there, so no one's "keeping" him there... But yeah, I get your point.
@oblivion1924
@oblivion1924 2 жыл бұрын
I mean... it really isn't Simp's fault all these blunders happened. After all, when you learn chess, you learn to keep your king out of the center of the board at all costs unless you're in an endgame. So, you never really learn any precautions for these kinds of situations. Edit: spelling
@gabrielortiz3811
@gabrielortiz3811 2 жыл бұрын
Bongcloud truly is the ultimate opening
@tttITA10
@tttITA10 2 жыл бұрын
This guy has perfect knowledge of all chess memes. Being one himself makes him the perfect metameme.
@daffaabiyyu05
@daffaabiyyu05 2 жыл бұрын
5:18 almost cost the whole run :D
@fl4re163
@fl4re163 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that the game ended with the opposing king also in the centre
@marcopercuoco7809
@marcopercuoco7809 2 жыл бұрын
Chess, but u have to sacrifice a piece every 5 moves
@Yeet099
@Yeet099 2 жыл бұрын
Nice Idea
@arkbeetlegaming
@arkbeetlegaming 2 жыл бұрын
Scholar Mate maybe?
@cheszywutzy5129
@cheszywutzy5129 2 жыл бұрын
Nah that's too hard make it 7
@Dashmaster305
@Dashmaster305 2 жыл бұрын
Or pawn?
@bengunn9670
@bengunn9670 Жыл бұрын
​@@cheszywutzy5129100 player lasting for 10+ moves? please
@harpyh8r
@harpyh8r 2 жыл бұрын
2:25 Knight a3 -> King b4 -> Queen b5 is the solution I found 2:46 Pawn d3 -> king b4 -> Pawn a3 for a glorious pawn checkmate
@tv1990
@tv1990 2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much
@Aelinbunn
@Aelinbunn 2 жыл бұрын
this is the solution I got as well
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
In the first one what if bxa3 Your solution is wrong I found the solution it is a4 If Bb4 or Nxe4 Qd4# If anything else Qc3#
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aelinbunn then even you get wrong didn't youthink about bxa3
@Aelinbunn
@Aelinbunn 2 жыл бұрын
@@ksheerajvootori1122 then I got it wrong. Why are u calling me out in particular
@JackDalton
@JackDalton 2 жыл бұрын
It took him a couple of moves to understand it, but then he also took his king to the center to meet yours.
@rogierownage
@rogierownage Жыл бұрын
Seeing you absolutely destroy the opponent after his offense failed was awesome
@iceLover67998
@iceLover67998 2 жыл бұрын
5:18 we all know that you about to get go of that mouse and almost get out of the center
@ahbraveconscript997
@ahbraveconscript997 2 жыл бұрын
when piece is sacrificed you sing Elton John’s song “Sacrifice”
@MrSeanfish
@MrSeanfish 2 жыл бұрын
That’s such a humiliating defeat
@clankplusm
@clankplusm Жыл бұрын
White knight to H3 would also force check with king only able to move to G4, then queen diagonal to F3 is mate.
@aci3154
@aci3154 2 жыл бұрын
100 rated chess,but you can't spend more than 1 second on each move
@medexamtoolscom
@medexamtoolscom 2 жыл бұрын
He did one where he premoved every move so that's 0 second.
@tristanwait4itlegendary
@tristanwait4itlegendary 2 жыл бұрын
Low Elo is the best varient of chess
@moonton3199
@moonton3199 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your opponent is a smurf
@tashreeqbassier6220
@tashreeqbassier6220 2 жыл бұрын
For those looking for the mate in 2, Knight A3 forces King B4 which in turn is checkmate with Queen B5
@bmccarthy9
@bmccarthy9 2 жыл бұрын
But Bxa3 is an option. not M2.
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
@@bmccarthy9 true I found out I found the solution it is a4 If Bb4 or Nxe4 Qd4# If anything else Qc3#
@taymus13
@taymus13 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 my solution was queen, E5 to D5, leaving the king with one move and then pawn, A2 to B3 but then I realized pawn no move like that lol
@vinitalec
@vinitalec 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of your best videos so far!
@miraltar4273
@miraltar4273 2 жыл бұрын
This one was legendary
@ceiling_cat
@ceiling_cat 2 жыл бұрын
For most people, centre is the centre
@altair91100
@altair91100 2 жыл бұрын
I love the references to other chess youtubers like "danger levels" or "feel free to pause this video while.." :D
@oscarma8370
@oscarma8370 2 жыл бұрын
7 blunders win good
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 жыл бұрын
So this is why you don’t put your king in the center Against experienced players
@tiemen9095
@tiemen9095 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 I was looking at A3 D3, but I suppose you can blunder your bishop on A3 to save you a few turns then.
@Yeet099
@Yeet099 2 жыл бұрын
Chess but you have to alternately move your all pieces
@Venz1102
@Venz1102 Жыл бұрын
"That blunders a king" Say what now
@shanggodaygang8388
@shanggodaygang8388 2 жыл бұрын
2:24, I didn't see that. I only saw Ka3, Pc3, and Qb5. That could've been stopped by your bishop though...
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
It's not pc3 it's c3
@shanggodaygang8388
@shanggodaygang8388 2 жыл бұрын
@@ksheerajvootori1122 using shorthand for Pawn to C3 donno much about the movement terminology when outside the board. If it is that, then thank you.
@calar8
@calar8 2 жыл бұрын
Chess, but you must move your king every other turn.
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
It's not possible to win like that
@gonzalormc5226
@gonzalormc5226 2 жыл бұрын
If you cant make your oponent checkmate you in less than 20 moves the video ends
@matthamy
@matthamy 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 'so guys feel free...' these videos are the best.
@Bombur888
@Bombur888 Жыл бұрын
Another solution to the first mate in 2 was B2 to B3, queen to C3.
@LouisCader
@LouisCader Жыл бұрын
I thought the mate in 2 was Na3, Kb4 is forced, Qb5
@thunder_bug_1451
@thunder_bug_1451 2 жыл бұрын
Checkmate in 2: c3 King is trapped, probably moves knight c6 b3 checkmate
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
You mean d6 and a3 both are defended by the bishop
@ben_tripping
@ben_tripping 2 жыл бұрын
Pain , seeing missed checkmate
@grannyflatgarage7599
@grannyflatgarage7599 Жыл бұрын
There's actually another mate in 2 option at 2:05 with Na3, Kb4, Qc3
@nathanbonin8851
@nathanbonin8851 Жыл бұрын
I thought about it too but bishop can take the knight
@clyax113
@clyax113 Жыл бұрын
The person on the other end must feel completely bewildered to see you make so many bad moves and still win. I hope that person still likes to play chess after this potentially demoralizing defeat.
@sheepcommander_
@sheepcommander_ 2 жыл бұрын
THAT BLUNDERS A KING
@THAC0MANIC
@THAC0MANIC Жыл бұрын
Mate in 2 Spot at 1:46 - Pawn to A4-Then move the queen to one of sevrol posistions depending on his next move after that. most common? C3. nvm like 4 seconds later he explained. i legit spoted it and thought i mention it ... shoulda just keep watching.
@BA-lt1pn
@BA-lt1pn 2 жыл бұрын
Chess but if someone Attack one of your piece, you defend it, even if the attacking piece has a lower value than the piece you should defend. If you cant defend the piece, the video end. (Note : pawn included )
@pipaandfriends2724
@pipaandfriends2724 2 жыл бұрын
GREATEST CHALLENGE EVER! you can only use one piece or pawn at a time until it died.
@ethancatlin9322
@ethancatlin9322 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Agadmator reference!😂
@theuseraccountname
@theuseraccountname Жыл бұрын
I found a different mate in 2. Na3, Kb4 (only move), Qb5#.
@orhoushmand85
@orhoushmand85 2 жыл бұрын
Very similar to my behavior in Chess King of the Hill.
@samuelchouinard2291
@samuelchouinard2291 2 жыл бұрын
I have to see the eval for this game
@gmdudafanclub5228
@gmdudafanclub5228 2 жыл бұрын
Now submit this game to Gotham in his series Guess the Elo
@cubicinfinity2
@cubicinfinity2 2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting that you'll find premium memberships at every Elo.
@Nikko_no_Tabi
@Nikko_no_Tabi 2 жыл бұрын
I would have loved an iteration of "Stuck in the Middle with you" as a title, but I'll stick with waiting for "Killer Queen" for the time being
@gambit5304
@gambit5304 2 жыл бұрын
Killer Queen is a pretty good song
@ryanmuhammadalex5653
@ryanmuhammadalex5653 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Attack of *Killer Queen*. Sounds interesting
@crisel00
@crisel00 2 жыл бұрын
Is that a j-
@DecisionsAreQuestionable
@DecisionsAreQuestionable 2 жыл бұрын
*OHMGMGMGMGM IS THAT A-*
@NL7206
@NL7206 2 жыл бұрын
@@DecisionsAreQuestionable *DELTARUNE REFERENCE?*
@getmeoutofthereality
@getmeoutofthereality 2 жыл бұрын
bongcloud might be perfect for that
@CayzRetroZ
@CayzRetroZ 2 жыл бұрын
chess, but you have to help the opponnent king get a new wife and then kill the old one
@trequor
@trequor 2 жыл бұрын
this is koality
@neamupanselutelor7309
@neamupanselutelor7309 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy these videos, and the music too:)
@gamesnmore6683
@gamesnmore6683 2 жыл бұрын
Chess but queen always in center .... ..
@manojbala6870
@manojbala6870 2 жыл бұрын
Haha. The agadmator and Gotham chess Is really fun. Thanks to you, lost a lot of elo . However good stuff
@maxxme6746
@maxxme6746 2 жыл бұрын
It was the funniest 100 rated challenge ever
@aryanagrawal3719
@aryanagrawal3719 2 жыл бұрын
Man, you have become my favorite ytuber of all time.. 🔥
@themonify2
@themonify2 2 жыл бұрын
Chess, but you can only take your opponents pieces and pawns if they are defended
@siliconvalley577
@siliconvalley577 2 жыл бұрын
0:32 i think some people actually call that extended center, at least in germany
@artstsym
@artstsym 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to send one of these to Levi for review.
@maartenbakker8311
@maartenbakker8311 2 жыл бұрын
Chess, but you have to blunder mate in one or mate in three... once. Resignation of the opposing side is a restart of the challenge. Also a hardcore version: Blunder (or sacrifice) a pawn, a knight, a bishop, a rook, a full Queen and the king (any mate in [x] allowed). Then, you are allowed to win or draw the game. If you lose, you lose. GM Tactics are allowed (so you also may blunder, as if the opponent were a GM).
@barskumkumoglu9800
@barskumkumoglu9800 2 жыл бұрын
1:56 Agadmator is that you??
@darkrealm3996
@darkrealm3996 2 жыл бұрын
My guy playing the advanced bongcloud(and climbing up my most respected creator's list)
@KevinTyler123
@KevinTyler123 2 жыл бұрын
If the rook moves backward, the video ends.
@DemonSlash300
@DemonSlash300 2 жыл бұрын
chess but your king is shy he can't have more than one piece(not pawn) next to him (except on the first 2 turn to set up)
@MakenaForest
@MakenaForest 2 жыл бұрын
wouldn't it take 4 turns? move a pawn, move the king 3 times so the first pawn is the only one adjacent?
@DemonSlash300
@DemonSlash300 2 жыл бұрын
@@MakenaForest if you consider pawn yes but I said (not pawn) so move pawn in front of king then bishop or queen, maybe it's too easy and pawn should count
@Leonard2542
@Leonard2542 2 жыл бұрын
You need 4 Knights before the game ends.
@ThuNguyen-sb9wg
@ThuNguyen-sb9wg Жыл бұрын
I define center as the d and e files
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
2:21 I found the solution it is a4 If Bb4 or Nxe4 Qd4# If anything else Qc3# If you think it is Na3+ it's wrong because of Bxb3
@ximaginecaringx6602
@ximaginecaringx6602 Жыл бұрын
Thats blunders a king
@pianoman47
@pianoman47 2 жыл бұрын
Chess but if you lose a rook of your choice you resign (protect it like a king)
@RealityBoy101
@RealityBoy101 2 жыл бұрын
Lelouch vi Britannia approves of this video. All Hail Lelouch. He leads with the Black King.
@silverfox8615
@silverfox8615 2 жыл бұрын
...which means you didn't see it, either. LMAO!
@sang6440
@sang6440 2 жыл бұрын
I cant belive you blunder but you still win
@zoiuduu
@zoiuduu 2 жыл бұрын
hes not playing magnus dude, he is playing 100 elo chess, ppl that barely know how to move the pieces
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 2 жыл бұрын
Ok I need to know why that was a great move.
@pianoman47
@pianoman47 2 жыл бұрын
Chess but you can only check using your knights
@lonelyPorterCH
@lonelyPorterCH 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how many checkmates you blundered today^^
@Healion123
@Healion123 2 жыл бұрын
2:22 Wouldn't pawn to B3 have technically been a checkmate too, but in that very move instead of 2? You can't capture the Knight or Pawn cuz the King would move out of the center, & all the other spaces are also in check 2:49 also here, the King wouldn't be able to move right, since that's out of the center too
@Neonlaserz
@Neonlaserz 2 жыл бұрын
For the first one: No, king can move to B4 safely. Edit: While the self imposed rule would not allow that, it is not considered a checkmate by the game.
@Healion123
@Healion123 2 жыл бұрын
@@Neonlaserz I said "technically" cuz I was including the self-imposed rule here
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
Evaluation doesn't look at it technically like you
@MissesWitch
@MissesWitch Жыл бұрын
Well a king in ront is the way it should be!
@STEVE_K_J
@STEVE_K_J 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but you know what they say. "If you see a mate in 2, look for better." 8. d3+ Kb4 9. Bd2+ Ka4 10. b3# Checkmate with a pawn.
@EnderDragon3
@EnderDragon3 2 жыл бұрын
2:20 knight a3, queen b5 checkmate
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
Bishop captures knight on b3
@Person01234
@Person01234 2 жыл бұрын
5:18 almost blundered the video.
@Eli_tee
@Eli_tee Жыл бұрын
2:07 Knight A3 + Queen D4
@Maltraa
@Maltraa Жыл бұрын
2:30 b3 check Kb4 only possible move c3 checkmate
@cosminanton5419
@cosminanton5419 Жыл бұрын
Another checkmate at 2:30 is ka3->Qb5
@jonathanhilton7265
@jonathanhilton7265 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 Wouldn't pawn to B3 also be checkmate in 2?
@ashikmohamed100
@ashikmohamed100 2 жыл бұрын
100 rated chess, but If a check is blocked, the video ends
@JohnSmith-dr5zn
@JohnSmith-dr5zn 2 жыл бұрын
There's also another forced mate in 2 at 2:28 f3+, Kf4 is forced -> g3 checkmate Oh lol that was the next one as well
@Aelinbunn
@Aelinbunn 2 жыл бұрын
Your notation is weird but from what I can see this is White pawn>f3, kf4, g3 with bishop or pawn. Neither work as mate in 2 since kg5 is open.
@PaGDu333
@PaGDu333 2 жыл бұрын
Top 10 anime plot twists 1:
@badgerbadger5061
@badgerbadger5061 2 жыл бұрын
The TRUE bongcloud!
@inkymonstrosity
@inkymonstrosity 2 жыл бұрын
2:22 I also noticed Knight a3, King b4, Queen b5 as another two-move checkmate, though maybe I missed something with that
@anthonyross7587
@anthonyross7587 2 жыл бұрын
F bishop takes knight
@pabsemigod3200
@pabsemigod3200 2 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about that rook lol
@mirciefova9927
@mirciefova9927 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine king is trying impress his wife queen.
@the_manilator
@the_manilator 2 жыл бұрын
that was pretty f*****g good
@warny1978
@warny1978 Жыл бұрын
Doing a shepherd's trick after blundering its king so many times... what to say ?
@Campaign2024
@Campaign2024 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this guy tries to scholars mate and has several chances to checkmate you, but then misses every available chance, just to crumble once they lose their queen. Also you're using a new set of pieces. Looks pretty alright. I liked the older pieces more though, but won't complain.
@rockingamingwiththesahit2145
@rockingamingwiththesahit2145 Жыл бұрын
He doesn't even properly do the mate.
@nguyennhoangnam28
@nguyennhoangnam28 2 жыл бұрын
If a piece is attacked twice in a game, OR if that piece is attacked by 2 other pieces at the same time, the video ends (day 40)
@dogegaming4950
@dogegaming4950 2 жыл бұрын
if the board isn't symmetrical the video ends
@ksheerajvootori1122
@ksheerajvootori1122 2 жыл бұрын
Well if he plays against me I can easily win
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