Chewin the fat - Bowling Club

Great sketch from the all time classic show Chewin the fat.

[@stephenkelly1887]

My Fiancee is a bowler and a couple of years and a few years ago sho won the club championship, but her opponent in the final was unhappy about another member who was watching with her dog distracted her. To this day it's known as 'duggate'

[@sevvy101]

Oh shut up....

This was a masterpiece, no question about it.

[@fifer741]

I play bowls and this is comedy at its best. Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for uploading.

[@SparkyClarke]

After I watched this as a kid I’ve stuck with one rule all these years *ALWAYS GO FOR THE BEEF*

[@masterscubaman]

None can express the term 'bastards' like Karen Dunbar!

[@amysmileyreid95]

Rik Mayall delivered a good “bastards” lol

[@Scott-up3bq]

Brilliant, watching this in Australia many years later.timeless Scottish humour

[@davewheeler7679]

I love this clip. Bloody brilliant

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

Paul Riley is *so* believable as a dodgy chef. Uncanny.

[@andrewbeattieRAB]

My grandfather Robert Beattie played for the Scottish National team a LONG time ago. He would have loved this.

[@andrewbeattieRAB]

Google him. Go for it. He was a member of the Portland bowling club. They gave him a writing desk for his wedding, a banjo thermometer as well as a set of commemorative lawn bowls which we donated back to the club.

[@stephenkelly1887]

@@andrewbeattieRAB Portland in Troon? Is that not where Foster plays out of?

[@andrewbeattieRAB]

@@stephenkelly1887 “Troon Portland” is in Troon where Foster plays. “Portland” is in Kilmarnock where my grandfather played. Confusing.

[@stephenkelly1887]

@@andrewbeattieRAB Sorry about that. My mistake. I shall google your grandfather

[@andrewbeattieRAB]

@@stephenkelly1887 Easy mistake. Please Google away. Just a little curious. Any particular reason you are looking into this?

[@grantcampbell9560]

2:42 - I can guarantee you this happens at some bowling clubs still. Love that scene.

[@kiddtaak]

Loved watching these skits about the bowling team

[@andrewsmith-cm9qw]

When I was a kid in Glasgow during the 70s I remember walking past a bowling club and 2 old timers were punching the hell out of each other. And the amazing thing was everybody just stood and watched.

[@christinavuyk2026]

All part of the game 😂

[@amysmileyreid95]

@@christinavuyk2026same with darts and dominos lol

[@andyf7973]

Brilliant sketch this one of the best they did 👏👏👌😂😂

[@smithyc2051]

Should have made a spin-off eh this would have been outstanding 😂😂

[@tonymontana1179]

This, the Glaswegian cowboys and taysiders in Space were their best sketches

[@tonymontana1179]

jemimallah £24.80 🤣🤣

[@amysmileyreid95]

@@tonymontana1179you’ll have two lager snd two toasties like every other c**t!

[@langdale55]

This is brilliant! I love how they’ve used actually bowling club members as extras. I’m off to join Finnieston!!

[@NormanMcLeod76]

The Finnieston bowlers have got Jordanhill School badges on their blazers!!

[@ScotticusErroticus]

Best sketch ever.

[@mikeford1273]

Brilliant! Wee Scotland, just love it!

[@krashd]

"Why don't ye hauv some peas there!"

[@NJGTheGreat]

"There a coupla peas" 😂😂

[@Boman803]

"That's enough okay! Keep your shaggin fight for the shaggin green! I'm not having this in my club house! Bastards!"

[@Oasisftww]

Here you. "misses from a foot away"

[@JamieAubrey]

Mark Cox is just Tam in this

[@euanharrison7125]

Man's a legend

[@iainglen5390]

This shoulda been a show

[@mudskipper0075]

This is exactly how bowling clubs work in Scotland,they have a pissing contest over nothing...🤣🤣🤣

[@CraigWeir-q5v]

you alright ? thats a weird thing to know and why are you using emojis ? You need sectioned

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

4:47: The size of that wee trophy! Hahahahaha!

[@Kelly14UK]

Paul Riley's a classic here.

[@VorcanineNation2014]

I'm no huvin this in mah club, bastards! 😂😂😂😂

[@paulhughes886]

well written well acted just the best lol

[@ayem8320]

Comedy fucking gold I have no doubt this goes on in bowling clubs up and down the country 😂

[@Cass2112]

Looks like an SFA meeting

[@paulritchie5868]

Danny mc intyre ..he would be Rangers then...

[@Anonymous-Joker74]

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 nailer ..

[@Jimmy_Cooper]

@@paulritchie5868 it’s a bowling club ….. they’d all be The Rangers

[@domniven]

Too professional for an SFA meeting

[@dash1141]

That’s class mate 😂

[@WillieM149]

I’m guessing the extras must’ve been actual bowling club members. They must’ve had fun doing this.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

“...fanny.” “...arsehole.” hahahahaha XD

[@liamclarke5761]

4:30 just the way he slides into frame

[@SirCraigius]

Its funny how I'm struggling to not see them as their Still Game characters now XD

[@Bluesmusicno1]

This should have been a spin off

[@duffymoony]

It's a wonder that lassie never got a part in Still Game, fit right in next tae Isa, ya bassa.

[@amysmileyreid95]

She didn’t want it. Karen Dunbar hated being famous

[@lukemcellin8736]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[@andrewkay9702]

Thanking you Chris Eubank

[@GordonHudson]

My posh relatives lived in Mosspark.

[@CraigWeir-q5v]

ANOTHER weirdo with a profile pic . You look like an actual paedo

[@tonymontana1179]

The best comedy is relatable comedy but this being Glesga it could be a real documentary lol

[@NP-zl7dz]

Blessed are the peacemakers

[@glasgowdmon]

Fucking love this sketch.

[@ayem8320]

See the colour eh his hawns 😂

[@boabjack7636]

shat it at the last bowl 😂😂

[@patrickhodkinson25]

This is basically still game if Jack and Victor were enemies.

[@pressureworks]

At the end, in addition to the cash, should've passed along a crate of fish !

[@tonymarink2113]

Yo.ha.ha. Supposed to be a 'gentleman's' game!!. Maybe it's "gone to the pack" since amalgamation!!??? MERRY Christmas. Good Bowling as well.

[@davidjames1881]

EXCELLENT

[@donna1420]

brilliant should have been a spin off of this

[@reallyryan_]

D K that's how still game came about

[@dylancampbell4738]

@@reallyryan_ id love a sitcom with Ronald villears

[@MrGersboy72]

@@reallyryan_ this has nothing to do with still game considering the jack and victor sketches are the ones they spun off, not to mention that they done a still game live show in 1999…

[@TurtleMyrtle12]

Why was this woman not in Still Game? She was in most of the Chewin the Fat skits.

[@patricksmodels]

She had her own show.

[@jaenisolutions878]

aye ...class

[@crs2385]

Aw Keith THAT FISH!!! Karen Dunbar's delivery is class 😂😂😂

[@hugoagogo9435]

Think it kiech no Keith

[@1Markuk]

Pretty accurate! 😂

I see yer aim is as good as it ever wiz.

[@stilllaughing3959]

Ahhh Winston the chef 😂😂

[@alanoneill3065]

Brilliant

[@edinscot56789]

They got Winston to do their cooking? No wonder half them fell ill

[@dylancampbell4738]

He proberly helped Vince Gallagher poison half the Clyde

[@peterhunter3163]

Yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhsss 💪👍

[@scottmcaulay1]

HOLD ON TIL U HAVE SOME PEAS THERE

[@robbiemckenzie5289]

Bad bout a bells palsy

[@davidbuchanan6943]

Brilliant.

[@alsmith7392]

76 people down voted this.... They must have eaten the iffy fish....

[@flabbybum9562]

Danny said: 'Am aw right... a hid the beef.' Which means he knew it was the fish...how could he have known that...unless....

[@scottirvine121]

Inspired an epispse of dear green place

[@CraaigMaac94]

Unreal man 😂😂😂

[@gpr7571]

My Papa used to be like this. Whenever he got beat he'd come in and shout "feckin dirty Protestant bastards!" He was married to one... 😂

[@rangersfc2588]

We all know it's jack and victor, not anybody else, and winston.

[@DaveInBridport]

Love this. And I'm an English bastard.

[@malbig2344]

ye wee fannybaws fud ye

[@andyf7973]

Yes you are 😂

[@DaveInBridport]

Actually I'm 50% Scottish.

[@bobSCOTT99]

@@DaveInBridport aye so ye are 😂😂

[@hugoagogo9435]

If half English half Scottish then yer jeest a fannybaw. Yer Scottish baw is fine

[@waddilove1959]

Bowlers never play whilst wearing blazers !

[@ScratchyBaws]

How comes she never went on to play Isa in still game, other Isa is a right Gab-Shite.

[@hashmasterflash3951]

Thats 24 fur Fish nd 24 fur the Beef right. Jeez that fish looks iffy. Rap that whos chef in here... OOT! Arse!

[@KaniToken]

so weird to see them as different characters

[@richycairns2735]

Never seen this before pmsl

[@stuartmenziesfarrant]

Where's Boaby?

[@davidblurton7158]

good that,,

[@Thecrazygamble]

Its like a Rangers vs Celtic but only bowling 😂😂

[@ryankelly9912]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrGersboy72]

Naw it’s no, the ones in green won 😂

[@dianegray5164]

I'm wondering if Greg is ambidextrous. Victor is right handed but Danny on this clip when he's bowling is very smooth and skilled with the left hand.

[@kingpid5664]

Ordinarily, if he's hammerin or sawin, he'll use the right haun, but av seen him wae pliers in his left haun then switchin to his right when that haun gets sore. But gie him a pen and away he'll go, wae the right haun. If he's doin a crossword, it's his left. All capitals.

[@dianegray5164]

@@kingpid5664 haha! I wanted to add that but had already blathered on. I LOVE that scene, well the whole home depot visit.

[@allanmorrison7651]

​@@kingpid5664😂😂👏👏👏

[@CraigWeir-q5v]

@@kingpid5664Saddo ..... absolute saddo . Always know the mark of a weirdo when they quote tv shows word for word

[@flipsideaddict3247]

Karen Dunbar is terrific in this scene 😅

[@MrGersboy72]

Awk keeck that fish!

[@loaxin]

they've changed danny's surname from watson to macintyre

[@sydclark5581]

Wouldn't want to share my gear with the woman at the start (setting up the table)? as she'd hoover up the lot in one sitting

[@MartinFarrell1972]

Part 1 used to be on here

[@johnbrennan5658]

4:22 after u had Taco Bell

[@jambo5614]

'Bastards'. Pissing myself

[@andibathgate7662]

Pml still game as well oh my sides are splitting right up ya,s 😜

[@andibathgate7662]

And that's from an english man with Scottish heritage lol

[@fishernz]

I take it this is a documentary?

[@cujimmy1366]

Keeech. LOL

[@muttley9520]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen was from Chewin The Fat but I have never seen it again :(. I think they were trying to film a scene with this guy but he kept stopping them...something like that anyway.

[@tonymcgougan3944]

Ronald Villiers

[@muttley9520]

Thanks Tony, it is him but I can't find the scene I'm talking about. (He is great though lol).

[@muttley9520]

I found it - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWivdnqYoLlqmasm42s - pity the video is not much cop :(.

[@seanjosephhayes]

What does the chef say when she says to him about smoking over the sausage rolls?

[@dsh0666]

Want tae cook the lot yersel darlin?

[@seanjosephhayes]

dsh0666 Haha! Brilliant. 😂 Cheers pal, it seems so obvious now you’ve told me... Thanks for that anyway haha. Love it. 😂

[@reallyryan_]

Wrap that chef in here oot!

[@c00sto]

Was Danny Watson in first episode 🤔

[@Jacko-nc3bs]

cousto85 aye but he changed hes title tae danny mcintyre when he went tae finnisten

[@reallyryan_]

Jacko 1872 to*

[@Kelly14UK]

Aye ah saw that

[@junglejamesie]

Aye, he's an arsehole.....

[@Kelly14UK]

Naw 'es no

[@tonycavanagh1929]

Poor peete lol :)

[@alancruickshanks1159]

Yea taxi for a cupola of faneys lol

[@janetteaubrey2543]

Please look

[@alancruickshanks1159]

@@janetteaubrey2543 fuck u

[@John_G69]

No sound.

[@lilliangweaver]

😂

[@shaycrampsie2573]

Am gonty Finnieston it's 10 quid cheaper.

[@tonymontana1179]

Shay Crampsie Ah’ll see you in the semi final next year McCutcheon ya back stabbin rat that ye are!!!

[@taz89ful]

was woundering who the cook was had to look and again and it was Winston lol

[@rosslandsburgh3498]

2:21

[@martybadboy]

Panic merchant!

[@twiggycfc1]

Anyone know where you can find the first bowls sketch?

[@brianmcaleer3958]

bastarts lol

[@thesteveus]

I've only just discovered Still Game in the last couple of years, can't believe that it's never been on in Australia (as far as I know). So I'm watching some of the old sketches from this show. I think Chewin' The Fat might have aired down under?

[@CraigWeir-q5v]

who are you even asking ? walloper

[@davidblurton7158]

@@CraigWeir-q5v being superior and from south of the border i do confess all my family from the miserable teens to the walking dead absolutely love still game just wish they would make more,, we watch it at christmas all together for a treat,, bit like the queens speech but funnier, seriously there are not many comedies can bring families together,,, so i salute my scottish baw bags,,,, more please as im running out of episodes,,, so might go down the chewing the fat route