Chicago voter to Obama: "Don't touch my girlfriend"

President Obama was casting his ballot early for the upcoming midterm elections when Mike Jones, a local voter, told him: “Don't touch my girlfriend.” Scott Pelley reports.

[@brunokaufmannfigueiredo8153]

If someone said that to the current president, they'd mean it

[@havoccipher323]

Brukafig lol

[@tonshmar]

😂

[@carolinelayade7703]

Brukafig, that's a good one. Lol...

[@AWK007]

i like Trump but LMFAO

[@TheBossMan1453]

Then they'd get tackled by people with pent up anger because they have to guard Trump all year

[@valdemircjr]

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend" *Mike's phone starts to ring* *Mike picks up the phone* Secret service: "Or what, Mike?"

[@RenzellT]

😂😂😂

[@EricNHarris]

LOLOLOL!!!!

[@maineieg]

underrated comment

[@rosieej5267]

😂😂😂😂

[@Igbotic]

Lol.. This is too funny

[@user-gi5nk8sd3t]

No matter what you think of his politics it's safe to say he's by far one of the most charismatic politicians ever

[@teru797]

so much better than biden

[@lemonade6395]

@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

[@teru797]

@@lemonade6395 dude just about anyone is better than Biden. Trump is better than Biden at this point. Biden is literally an embarrassment.

[@uhmariii]

@@lemonade6395just stop

[@lemonade6395]

@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

[@bignick2k215]

Despite how you felt about his views and decisions, you can’t deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time. Extremely humble and witty too.

[@TheKomentor]

Wonder how Trump would react to a situation like this.

[@Ray11mond]

​@@TheKomentorI have a girlfriend myself Best girlfriend there is. She is called MeLaNiahh. That's what I call her MeLaNiahh. Oh wait she is my wife. Btw I don't wanna touch your girlfriend. Just because I'm the best president the world has ever seen. But If I wanted to I would grab her by her p****. Just sayin

[@gr8dvd]

@@cybercop3108 Yep, but only after instructing his secret service detail to, "punch that n*gg** in the face".

[@JekyllandHyde_]

​@@cybercop3108puss...

[@nryvn]

"Despite bombing millions of civilians and destroying the economy and infrastructure of the middle east, you can't deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time!" 😀😀

[@yellowbat79]

Obama: "what's his name" Secret service and his girlfriend at the same time: "Mike"

[@aaronverico1396]

😂😂😂

[@Juice56acebl]

Funny af 😂

[@jessiesanchez6935]

Yasss

[@soap-pubgmobile3846]

😂

[@lucascox1360]

And the voting machine: "Mike"

[@dewaldt8104]

Can we just take a moment to admire the balls the guy has to tell the president not to touch his girlfriend.

[@painkillerjones6232]

Yea, he's dead now.....

[@ETF810]

Nope.

[@Netherwolf6100]

Dewaldt the same amount of balls to curse out a cop or judge or parole officer? Yep. Some big ol stupid balls. Like a dog who picks a fight with a moving garbage truck.

[@XPhantomIL]

He was probably insecure AF and tried to look like a man by standing up to the president for absolutely no reason

[@LC2K00]

"shout"

[@Alastair_]

Imagine a president that can have a conversation with people who genuinely like and laugh with him, not at him.

[@MSStateDawg]

Oh there's plenty that laugh AT him. What a joke.

[@Cereal_Killer007]

Trump did that and democrats want him dead. Obama golfed and vacationed for for 8 years

[@snackeater4990]

@@MSStateDawg Speaking from experience?

[@MSStateDawg]

@@snackeater4990 You need a tissue and safe space?

[@snackeater4990]

@@MSStateDawg I already have both

[@wheresbigtunez1123]

Gotta give the boyfriend some props dude gave his girl a moment that she will never forget

[@jaguarandi2]

That's a good boyfriend, playing reverse psychology to get his gf some obama.

[@farbodpakrah1523]

Salamander lmfao underrated!!😂😂

[@Guiben]

Some Obama . Lol

[@jomr4249]

Haha!!

[@MadaraUchiha-ux3dx]

This was clearly his attention and it worked! Got his gf cemented in history using reverse psychology. Very smart move, Obama wasn't paying them girls any attention until her bf said something to him.

[@ans1283]

🤣😂

[@Dukenukem323]

Boyfriend - *"Don't touch my girlfriend"* Also Boyfriend - *"Why is there so many red dots on me"*

[@vanessaaubacher9910]

Oh look, a LED laser-show lol

[@jamesharden3timedpoy466]

King Duke i would like but ima leave it on 420

[@Dukenukem323]

@@jamesharden3timedpoy466 😂its all good bud🙌🏻

[@LegacyXJudah]

These comments. 🤣🤣

[@blackman9291]

r/cursedcomments

[@irishbob26]

God damn. He's like a video game character who maxed out all his stats into poise and charisma

[@garryblack764]

That is class at its best. You are missed Mr. President.

[@CalvinHikes]

Very classy. Told not to touch a man's girlfriend, kisses her anyways.

[@Ben-Rogue]

A classy war criminal, and tool of the rich... No thanks!

[@drunktrump5209]

disgusting lack of boundaries

[@arthurbesnard1536]

As a French, we miss him too

[@spranks918]

Yea class act he was a terrible president

[@320speed]

Man - "Don't touch my girlfriend" President - *Kisses his girlfriend*

[@squid4495]

@Putin's Troll Factory no

[@JamesUmbrello]

50 thousand dollars spent on a hotdog party... That is Obama...

[@commanderwaddles3483]

@Vince Isaacs I think he is joking too lol

[@Memesfromthestreets]

Mike if it was Trump-“don’t rape my girlfriend”

[@user-qk7lh4wl6e]

That’s dumb on the girlfriend for allowing that lol she’s the one that let him look extra stupid

[@Hamidouu]

Boyfriend used some reverse psychology to help his girlfriend who is too shy

[@CamGuapo]

on god he started the convo for her. they don't see that king lmfao

[@yashgoyal5183]

Your take is too unique to be true for this situation.

[@elijahmiller3770]

Don’t respect the game, respect the playa

[@lyrics2challenged]

@@yashgoyal5183 Not at all. I've actually seen the stuff before with smaller celebs at concerts. Guy takes a small dive for his girl, gets big reward. Or consistent small one's lol. You'd be amazed how many women just want a convo or hug from a famous man (or even woman) just because they're a big fan. AND how overly happy they'd be about it.

[@donkeehote]

Her bf is smart. Now his gf will have something that she will never forget.

[@ajoneal23]

I miss when we had an intelligent president with class.

[@LEGENDNJ]

yeah exactly. BACK IN 2016

[@James-ul4pt]

@@LEGENDNJ Then in 2017 we got the jackazz

[@Prophecynut]

You mean Reagan?

[@LEGENDNJ]

@@James-ul4pt you mean 2020

[@LEGENDNJ]

@@Prophecynut “yOu mEaN rEaGaN?”

[@rashmibhargav1343]

Humble, bearing, quick witted, wise.... Mike has all the qualities.

[@goodDrummerman]

Obama was so distracted he voted for another candidate.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

Hahahahaha!

[@lichtslime]

Made me laugh lol. Good one!

[@vivremaintenant841]

Trump💪

[@hiiilolol]

@@vivremaintenant841 uh

[@jeffersonthecreator2574]

@@vivremaintenant841 no-

[@izayrtromp9916]

Mike : "Don't touch my girlfriend" Secret Service : "Or what"

[@kidpeso1406]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣yooo I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣

[@BatmanLampin]

Yeah right. Secret service was somewhere doing drugs, banging hookers, and ordering pizza and hotdogs for Obama.

[@bloxxerplays4755]

IDEAS NOT POLITICAL PARTIES, 1st off I agree highly with your name, 2nd off if I remember correctly not all of the SS always has a task and they honestly could easily be doing that stuff lol

[@extrusix969]

@@bloxxerplays4755 dude i dont think you should use SS as an abbreviation for secret service

[@SivasliAliSpielt]

@@extrusix969 lmaoo

[@dubsar]

2024. Now imagine the same script, but with Donald Trump instead of Obama. It would give everyone chills.

[@TigerCraneLove]

Yea, after the multiple s xual assault allegations. Most would be creeped out. Especially since he grabs them by the 🙄

[@G0ML666]

I think you guys have the wrong idea about the role of the president. Obama might be better at talking to common folks and giving speeches but he was trash at international policies, no surprise there he had no experience and he's a people pleaser. Trump has many years of experience doing business and making deals and he's not a Democrat hippie. He's gonna get rid of these illegals and keep the Mexicans and terrorists out. Easy choice on who's the better president.

[@brettpilkington9539]

Yeah I'd genuinely leave the room if trump was present, guy is just the worst of humanity

[@keyquestions]

Ikr, and imagine the reality of President Biden being told "Don't sniff my child and my wife you creep" LOL. That would be fully justified too right?

[@vasyan123]

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

[@maruftim]

"Don't touch my girlfriend." Secret Service: ready as you command, sir.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

lmfao, this guy could've ended up missing xD

[@pbates1693]

The Legacy of Gaming nah Obama is a cool dude.

[@hassanmuse6997]

Taylor Atkinson actually they do

[@pope528]

@Taylor Atkinson they get it for life...u do some research

[@GabrielTomitsuka]

Taylor Atkinson From 1997 until 2013, legislation was in place limiting Secret Service protection to former presidents and their spouses to a period of 10 years from the date the former president leaves office. President Barack Obama signed legislation on January 10, 2013, reversing this limit and reinstating lifetime protection.

[@kellybagabaddie1203]

“Don’t touch my girlfriend” “Ight” *”kisses her instead”*

[@headlight31]

Smooth as f*ck 😂

[@dddddbbb]

@Coelophysis Pretty sure if trump only kissed others it would be an upgrade...instead of you know..grabbing them by the...

[@bishalroy1214]

Next time, -- Don't kiss my girlfriend

[@jamesbrinkman9332]

@@dddddbbb every man talks like that behind closed doors. Unless you know your gay

[@dddddbbb]

@@jamesbrinkman9332 Thankfully most men don't! I suppose you also think "every man" is taken to court for rape by their wife too.

[@WesleyG8857]

Dude, I miss this man. He's my favorite president that I've had in my life.

[@chrisdawson1776]

Yup I miss a president who bombed civilians in the Middle East and destroyed their communities for no reason… ah good times

[@arbellason2094]

@@chrisdawson1776with reason, also he already tackled the immigration problem before trump even fear mongered it. Cut down annual immigrations from 1.6m per year from bush’s administration, to 250k in average per year. But somehow Obama was letting them all in.

[@MarkJackson-od3fi]

@@chrisdawson1776yup Obama is the greatest

[@bigverybadtom]

@@arbellason2094 Of course Obama tackled the immigration problem by making people not want to come to the USA.

[@dw8840]

@arbellason2094 "tackled" you mean when he kept deporting them until they got too numerous to deport so then he grants them amnesty and we are to start calling them "undocumented immigrants". 😄😄😄😄

[@noblesavage8332]

I feel comfortable with Obama around

[@brianjvigneault7056]

This is such a great comment! I feel the same way and it speaks volumes about a person

[@Will-nn3pb]

*Mike : "Don't touch my Girlfriend"* *Secret Service : "Don't touch my president"*

[@roasterg992]

🤣

[@yosour6733]

Good Stuff don’t touch tha Boss

[@roasterg992]

@@yosour6733 STFU

[@roasterg992]

@John Doe what are those ?

[@JPiddle]

Lol

[@SnailMan63]

The reason we like cool headed and well spoken presidents, regardless of if they have policies you disagree with, is because they seem competent enough to not do anything stupid and probably have the country’s best at heart

[@cheydinal5401]

​@@samharold69Right, but there's a difference between a (post-2016) Biden and an Obama, Obama is clearly 100% all there while Biden, as well as Trump often, is not Obama is all there but chooses to not emotionally make a fuss about things, just shows emotions subtly, while Biden for example is half asleep half the time

[@user-cn6rq7ir8j]

When he said “what’s his name” I knew Mike would never be seen again

[@craigcampbell1843]

Mike is a genius. He got his girlfriend a hug and a kiss from the president of the United States. How many people get that?

[@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr]

Me

[@abruskabrus3677]

@@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr You?

[@inspirer4763]

Depends who's the president. Clinton made sure it wasn't uncommon during his time.

[@cadengrays8247]

Inspirer who gets a kiss from the first black president in American history more like it

[@jimynutron87]

He is a genius! I think ppl believe he was being serious! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@MrIEatUrBread]

Obama: What is your boyfriends name? Girl: M- Secret Service: Mike sir, his name is Mike.

[@Peliwat.Nusantara]

😂

[@ABDC1243_]

fast aa fck boiiii

[@gustavorivas3324]

Jajajajaja made my day

[@CraigStephens777]

I know she should have said Rick.

[@markdouglas1601]

"I have the shot, do you want me to take him out, sir?"

[@MundiaKamau]

Priceless, just priceless. Thanks for this CBS. Barack handled that well, didn't he? He's smooth. Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 30th November 2023.

[@SBSxyz]

His jokes and the way he speaks so Confident and Smooth. Love him.

[@tahaahmedsiddiqui5602]

Everybody's asking "Why Mike?" But no one's asking, "Where's Mike?"

[@micahjohansson7573]

I'll do you a better one, "Why is Mike?"

[@RandomRandomnessKCMO]

Who ???

[@osdever]

He hasn’t been seen ever since

[@thomass2125]

@@micahjohansson7573 When is Mike?

[@LGKids]

Lol! Peace!

[@michaelayoade1508]

Obama: "What's his name?" M- Secret Service: We have his social security number

[@onngangg3796]

😂😂🤣

[@leonardkorir8007]

🤣🤣

[@Arbj]

😆😆😆

[@justinford5281]

Ha that was funny!

[@painkillerjones6232]

And will contact hillary with instructions to "Arkancide"...

[@texasBMXer]

Maybe it is just because I'm socially awkward, but this whole scenario seems like extremely high level mental operation and social skills on display. Obama takes what many could interpret as a threat, defuses it with humbleness and humor, asks questions and is personable, imagines how the people involved will respond to the situation after the fact even while the situation is still unfolding, proceeds to do exactly what the person making the threat didn't want him to do, and make a good natured joke about it. All the while making his voting selections and acknowledging the media in the room. He could have just silently made his voting selections, but instead he went out of his way to make this moment that people are praising him for years later. Weather or not you like him or his political positions, I think what he did is brilliant.

[@kimberlymyers2083]

Wow, that was really well said!!!

[@Halo_Legend]

Blah blah blah, no. His response should have ended at "I wasn't planning to" - THAT would make him humble and cool. But he couldn't let that slide, so he jokingly belittled the man for another 2/3 of the video. That's not how praiseworthy people operate. That's how bitter people who know PR operate. He wasn't nice.

[@jaredjones6292]

@@Halo_Legend no, would have made him look like he was dismissing what was happening around him. He could sense that the girlfriend was embarrassed and made sure she felt at ease about the situation. Sorry your social skills are lacking, and it's probably due to the fact you spend more time playing video games than rl socializing.

[@ahmadhafizuddin9812]

@@jaredjones6292second this

[@FYMASMD]

@@Halo_Legendhaha!! You are pathetic.

[@Desbo]

I love the voice of the news, reporter. You could feel the love in the voice man good times.

[@user-me4if8kk7l]

"Dont touch my girlfriend" Secret Service: Or what?!

[@itzaaron4680]

😭😭😭

[@evannally6016]

It’s amazing that you made the comment 18 hours ago and it has 114 likes. KZbin recommends random stuff.

[@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive]

Six years later Mike was found dead from Covid-19. He had difficulty breathing after the virus burned 12 bullet sized holes into his lungs

[@brandonm1708]

Stolen comment but okay

[@yoda1934]

@Mr Hansen can you just not comment on anything for the rest of your life please? Thanks.

[@borisdanyukov8267]

“Im sorry please excuse him.” Secret service: Dont worry we will execu… excuse him

[@tranquillite1351]

💀

[@akshitbhola3790]

Underated comment!!!

[@libragirlgone]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Lolwhyisthisathing]

Bobamba

[@bjaybrown4319]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayedone]

I was kid during his presidency, so i just always saw him as a great dude. seems like a fun guy to talk too.

[@terrencecdean8907]

Tooooooo smooth

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

“Give me a kiss and give him something to talk about “ boss music

[@chibuezengozi]

She replied "I can't do that" 1:08

[@BontleHlongwane]

If that trump said that...

[@fangs9704]

San Andreas music starts playing

[@taruluver29303]

Smooth AF lol

[@tre8201]

@@BontleHlongwane but there's a unfair double standard at play here. Trump is repulsive looking...Obama is half way decent. Its the pretty privilege.

[@brainmind4070]

Say what you will about Obama, the dude has a killer sense of humor.

[@bobgunner3086]

Agreed.

[@tierrabowers3851]

Nathan Cormac and y’all think trumps sense of humor is appropriate for presidency? lmao pathetic.

[@brainmind4070]

Bob Gunner Um, no it's not.

[@laska907]

I see what ya did there

[@sergioledesma1389]

Bob Gunner you would be named bob

[@snltotalrelaxation]

Man, he was like superstar, Obama was one of the most presidential presidents of USA...

[@mike64792]

I miss this guy.

[@aayushkumar2718]

If this was Mother Russia, Mike would have miraculously died of a natural incident the very next day.

[@titan9259]

Totally natural and never planned!

[@rituparna6133]

😂

[@sofiqulislam6447]

I feel like this assumption is correct for India now.

[@Nimbus3690]

"Miraculously" lmao like it's a good thing

[@10ReasonsWhy]

In Russia they would have commited suicide with 3 gunshot wounds to the back

[@OkapiJim]

Simply the best

[@_Curanes_Rex]

He wasn't joking. I wouldn't let this creep near my girlfriend either.

[@barb2793]

No worries. The Dude likes men.

[@rickispanish6398]

​@@barb2793 and u types love kids

[@mattwhitetiger]

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend" Obama: "Well, I wasn't planning on that, BUT NOW I AM."

[@chrisetheridge7606]

Nah Obama likes little boys - you ever read wikileaks?

[@Threezus17]

@@chrisetheridge7606 your just a drone who copies and paste the same jokes. Get on somewhere

[@sv3546]

@No knows Noles And yall are paranoid about everything

[@JonnyBeetle]

@@chrisetheridge7606 no wikileak ever stated that

[@justinannanmanthodo5010]

LOL.

[@pinonXO]

President: What’s his name? Girl: Mike Secret service: WAS Mike 😌

[@EricNHarris]

LOLOLOL! WAS

[@zinhlemkhonza7001]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mohab7274]

So... he changed his name?

[@putraharith8426]

@@Mohab7274 No the Secret Service killed him. That's the joke

[@this_is_patrick]

@@Mohab7274 He sadly passed away due to shooting himself twice in the head before throwing his own body onto a nearby river.

[@stevencmerriam4667]

Pure class!

[@jerzeyhill5413]

First time I ever seen Obama gangsta side come out once he kissed her cheek , the way he walks etc man’s truly got sun gangsta in him

[@EncinasPro]

*Michelle Obama has joined the chat*

[@user-ue9kl1jt4x]

And all of Obama's other side hoes

[@cartiers9993]

FLAG BANDIT are you dumb

[@blemirixnuesk1803]

xdxd

[@zeinmarwan8920]

LMAO

[@GReid-ol5gk]

@FLAG BANDIT you still believe that Russia-backed conspiracy theory? LOL

[@MagisterVeritas]

'Dad, I just shook hands with the President' 'Son, I once told the President to keep his hands off my girlfriend. No, not your mother'

[@reijira8389]

brilliant. took me a second.

[@bluenote4024]

I am the 69 the like

[@MagisterVeritas]

@@bluenote4024 your parents must be proud

[@bluenote4024]

@@MagisterVeritas indeed

[@rtp9705]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shirleyrhodes3741]

I love this man so much!!

[@DanBeech-ht7sw]

Humour, kindness and style

[@Kanye249]

Terrorism

[@DanBeech-ht7sw]

@@Kanye249 you're a bit weird

[@Kanye249]

@@DanBeech-ht7sw for stating a fact?

[@baldGUYYY]

He's probably the only politician that can say "Give me a kiss so he'll be jealous" and actually doesn't sound creepy Edit: this reply section went wild... Y'all need mental help, both parties

[@betsy032785]

If that ain’t the truth !

[@SpaceAce1993]

Calm down

[@Eyeyorot]

@Adm!n stop talking crap

[@lukecockburn1140]

Could imagine sleepy joe hitting out with that yin😂

[@TheDsRequiem]

It was still pretty creepy bro

[@johnkhaw3213]

Plot Twist: That's not his girl - that's his friend who has a crush on the President and he was wing-manning for her using some sick reverse psychology.

[@SheriffArthurMorgan]

Wow that's a plot twist

[@MrSihle1]

I feel this.... PhD students practicing reverse psychology. And the president had to act like that or he would have appeared weak.

[@johnkhaw3213]

@@SheriffArthurMorgan That's a wing-man for ya. Get you a friend who can do that.

[@darkazurr9891]

or he said dont touch his girlfriend because he wanted the president to touch him instead ?

[@johnkhaw3213]

dark azurr now that’s the ultimate twist. The reverse psychology gets deeper.

[@DjShowtime478]

Peep that smirk and the walk off after the "kiss". Smooth as butter 💯

[@bronwyn117]

OMG, that’s priceless! Miss him!

[@srinivasyn1]

Boyfriend: Don't touch my girlfriend President: Oh yeah? (Kisses girlfriend) 7.5 Million views

[@GunsNGames1]

6.7 million people: interesting

[@System-ru5yt]

@matthew petta OH YEAH OBAMA IS GETTING THAT 69 ACTION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND NOW

[@crule123minecraft]

matthew petta HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT

[@naviryzen7935]

It was plan of mike and his gf all along because when you say humans to don't do things, they definitely do them. Its psychology 101. Well played Mike now both of them are famous.

[@GameJeMee]

6.9 million views you mean

[@caidenh04]

Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend." Obama: "I wasn't really planning on that." *Mike leaves* Obama: "Mike is such a fool." *kisses Mike's girlfriend*

[@danirodriguez4707]

Wow you have a bright future ahead as a reporter

[@Hellbender32]

@@danirodriguez4707 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im running out of breath

[@klutzyorangeconfetti1017]

Leonardo B aw that's so nice!

[@heisenmountainb6854]

@@caidenh04 good thing you explained it, bc everyone knows deaf people can't read

[@shaunthenomad]

@@danirodriguez4707 u can say that again fool. Lad just helped a deaf guy

[@leookamisenpai17]

Ugh I miss him 😭😭❤

[@Youtubehandleiscommunism]

I miss three of em.

[@tint_23]

Nahhhh that last part was just to spite mike lmfaoooo

[@kriskopp6472]

This is the most black i ever seen Obama act. "Gimme kiss so we can give him something to talk about."

[@Redridge07]

@Kris Kopp .... very stupid statement, whites and all people of color use that phrase.

[@YoungYahtz94]

Redridge07 I understand what he was getting at tho. It’s not about what he said it’s about the fact he did it. He dragged his nuts on dude fr

[@Redridge07]

@@YoungYahtz94 what are you talking about in the context of this thread?

[@StuLenS_Gaming]

😂

[@prodYoungHaan]

Redridge07 IM FINNA LET MY NUTS HANG🕺🏼🕺🏼👌🏿

[@silverrain99205]

I don’t think he planned on touching his girlfriend until he said something to just be heard lol. Now Mike is dead...😂 Edit: Thanks for all the likes wowwww

[@jchis9852]

Later, Mike was found to be a victim of Arkancide.

[@hughballs]

Leyenda bruh , my wife’s boyfriend did that to another girl

[@thalmoragent9344]

SugarLumps Your wife has a boyfriend? Aren’t you her husband tho? Or is she your Ex-Wife? I’m confused....

[@woahh_caden4100]

Leyenda what do you mean he’s dead now

[@Brian-tx1pq]

@@woahh_caden4100 means Obama put ol mike on the hit list.

[@helenweatherby1694]

Such class!

[@themotherlander]

Mike is a genius. Opened up a warm convo with President Obama, broke the ice. I could only imagine how nervous the girlfriend was. Now she has a fun story to tell. I actually hope those two are still together

[@levineadams1249]

Mike: don't touch my girlfriend Obama *After kissing* : You mean your ex girlfriend?

[@maggmaxxx]

LMAO!!!!!

[@romrom331]

@@maggmaxxx I think you meant LAME!!!!

[@notfound_ej]

lmfao

[@kakashi-fe4ql]

Alpha move

[@qwertyasdfgh7583]

Michele : Whats that Barack?

[@johnadams4486]

mike: don't touch my girlfriend Obama: OUR GIRLFRIEND

[@richuroythomas470]

*Soviet union intensifies*

[@blahvn]

It's the people's girlfriend

[@azaria_phd]

Turns out he was a communist after all! /s

[@Ray-uv4sk]

🤣🤣🤣

[@princesssupernova5300]

ooohhhhh, lucky girl

[@graylingthompson8113]

He is the only president that actually seems fun to hang with.

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

Agreed.

[@eltravos99]

I miss this dude. I don't know if we will ever have a president like him again.

[@TacShooter]

I'll give Obama one thing, he's got a great sense of comedy timing.

[@aceshadowins1310]

TacShooter and a horrible sense of leading a country.

[@Matthew-nw5tb]

Ace Shadowins can you stupid trump supporters have one moment of your life not belittling or attacking someone else

[@ethanbrady3675]

@@aceshadowins1310 can you explain some of the horrible things he did?

[@aceshadowins1310]

Ethan Brady can you name one of the good things he did? Right cuz you liberals only pay attention to the bads.

[@aceshadowins1310]

Matthew says the party that supports anit-fa groups illegally blocking road ways and attacking innocent people in day broad light.

[@JB-xl2jc]

“...I cannot believe, what’s his name?” “Haha, Mike...” “Hahaha, I meant his full name. And address. Now.”

[@harishussain764]

FBI open up

[@ven4762]

*Secret service open up*

[@sayhoman]

IRS audit open up

[@Sheluvintrey]

CIA investigate

[@lilbigbrow]

@@Sheluvintrey the CIA would probably send drones to his front yard

[@KenSherman]

Well played as usual by the coolest president of all time to counter the guy's "envy".

[@Thornton733]

The King of America is doing well!

[@Benji10109]

Mike: Dont touch my gf President: Kisses his gf *Alpha move*

[@kevinethan5751]

Lol

[@roadrunner40]

Easy-to-make alpha moves when you got the secret service to back you up.

[@ankitasaxena5891]

Egree

[@Monkforilla]

Lol the guy was making a joke. The president is the only one that took it seriously lol

[@kevinmassoma3310]

@@roadrunner40 shut up though guy

[@wy1013]

What’s his name? Mike Secret agents: we got his address

[@MrCapNunes]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hawkboy000]

🤣😁😂😂😂

[@coconutoes]

secret agent randy beans is on the case.

[@user-bk2df4pf5c]

🤣🤣

[@AbhishekSingh-gm6uv]

😂

[@ashleypierce8500]

I love Mike and Obama for their humor. This is so funny.

[@samm977]

Smoothest President ever

[@Tearynite]

Plot twist: Mike is actually psychic and this was exactly what he was trying to prevent.

[@zatripper6674]

Underrated

[@jeremynewcombe3422]

Literally reliving the tale of Oedipus. He secured his fate by trying to avoid it.

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear tea

[@galaxywanderer5508]

Great plot twist!

[@kiosk5595]

🎵It’s the future he can see 🎶

[@enderfn3130]

mike: don't touch my girlfriend obama: *kisses girlfriend* mike: *surprised pikachu face*

[@GReid-ol5gk]

God I love the internet lol

[@iliadnetfear2586]

@@GReid-ol5gk The internet loves you too, Jimmy.

[@Forsaken860]

🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪

[@Jambuc829]

LMAO

[@nme.00104]

😭😭😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀

[@ZlyBobo]

You can obviously tell that this girl had a nervous laughter and she chose to play along with the president coz she was more concerned about her "career" than her husband.

[@rafaelsantana2834]

Great barak just great.

[@coldwolf7014]

Boyfriend: don’t touch my girl. In Obama’s head: “I admire your bravery but I can ruin your whole career in 2 seconds.”

[@saiku9081]

True,

[@siran424]

What if he never had a career in the first place ??

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

@@notaarnav you misunderstood Siran , random Indian human. Siran was talking about the boyfriend. as in, what if that guy had no career in the first place

[@specialise3305]

@@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 it was a joke

[@robinmattias]

"I'll ruin this mans whole 7-eleven career"

[@jkterjters]

“Don’t touch your girlfriend.” “Wait wha-“ “It’s too late mike, she’s mine now.”

[@callmeastro1734]

lmao

[@anwarcybercafe5068]

@@callmeastro1734 my

[@charsoviawpoa3961]

Asdf movie

[@S3xGod88]

That's something Trump would have said lol

[@shobhitsingh9801]

A

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

You may not agree with the man, but he's got that presidential swagger.

[@hamhouke]

Man’s got swagger for miles.

[@SnoozeTheRecluse]

And it was on this day where Mike became a Republican

[@luvbig41]

LMAO!!!

[@gladiator_games]

Lol. But trump would probably take it too far and cringey. 🤣😂

[@kevinzhu6417]

@Andrew Evans your insults make you even less funny than the original comment. You sound socially inept

[@taylorrichardson8244]

@Andrew Evans freshmen year of high school really that rough buddy? I'm sorry

[@JimMiDaxX]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@PhillipAmthor]

Mike: "dont touch my gf" Obaba: _kisses mikes gf_ Mike: 👁👄👁

[@marshalllaw4u]

🤮

[@Geegs]

Obaba

[@Gomi211]

Obaba

[@bojangles5232]

Obaba booey

[@PhillipAmthor]

@@bojangles5232 lol wtf

[@busterhikney6936]

Oh, gone are the days of an elegant US president

[@arunimachakraborty6423]

The man is a smooth operator. 😂

[@waken71]

"Don't touch my girlfriend" Obama: I won't, but i will

[@alvinthai5433]

Yesn’t

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Joaquin sexual assault.

[@yousayblyat]

Well you definitely wouldn't throw that joke at Trump

[@Kleo3392]

I wasn’t planning on that, but now that you mention it...

[@Miwrn1952]

Obama doesn't like women. He likes women with penises like his 'wife'.

[@nomen385]

Damn how charismatic is this guy. Not even a fan, but he just oozes it.

[@Cactina]

I can't, lord, he was so funny and classy and cool at the same time! A gentleman!

[@daniphofani3473]

Ok but tbf that dude had mass brass balls to tell the President “hands off”.

[@andypozuelos1204]

Well the idea is that the president works for you so

[@Chris-hz8lj]

I'd pull something like this given Obama's notoriety for being unbelievably down to earth. Any other president and I'd be scared to say anything mildly disagreeable.

[@J8den]

@@HernasRoom wtf.... I really hope you arent talking about Trump

[@KipKemeiSambu]

@@HernasRoom 😂😂

[@seth9165]

@@HernasRoom 😭

[@sprawlz6466]

Say what you like about him, but he’s easily one of the funniest presidents we’ve ever had

[@sprawlz6466]

@Ribguy101 if you could name me any president from the past 50 years that committed 0 crimes in office, other than the one I’m thinking of, then you might have a point.

[@Sayre777]

@@sprawlz6466 they can’t. None of them can.

[@coolest4449]

@Ribguy101 all

[@turkeylegs5431]

This is not a political statement whatsoever but I found Trump to be a lot funnier

[@captainrev4959]

@@turkeylegs5431 yeah but he wasn’t deliberately funny. It just kind of happened by accident.

[@georgeherting4589]

So much style so much dignity and calmness , what a president he was

[@yinweyko4302]

No one is perfect but this is Lvl10 Charisma

[@quarantinedteen5458]

I lost it when he started picturing how she’ll tell the story to her friends💀💀

[@Dhurvboruah]

No reply

[@Argon07]

No reply

[@jimdoe3288]

I'm lost as to is she Muslim and married her brother? Or is brother a privilege word he used ?

[@amayakhler1551]

@@jimdoe3288 ?

[@adamdavis539]

Brother is a term that for some stupid reason black men call one another

[@kuddusjajira8392]

How he instantly manage the situation!! what a smart guy!

[@K_Isla]

There’s no situation to manage here dude 😂

[@justblase5270]

Give me a kiss to give him something to talk about that’s classic😂😂😂😂❤