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[@angelobrewster6293]

27:00 Erebus is probably one of the most hated characters in Warhammer 40k. He's responsible for Horus's fall to Chaos and the Horus heresy, Erebus is so hated that even the other Chaos Followers hate Erebus.

[@MangaManiac]

Yet he is such a badass that he can even go toe to toe with some primarchs in combat. He's a menace. :L

[@Historyfrek4ever]

He is chaos gods' bottom bitch but call himself "the hand of destiny". Only hand of destiny around him is the chaos' hand so up his ass that even Slaanesh thinks he is too easy.

[@xzeke666x]

@@MangaManiac thoe he got his ass handed to him by kharn

[@MangaManiac]

@@xzeke666x Well, yes, but no. I mean he did pull the bs of "And then he teleported away". XD

[@xzeke666x]

@@MangaManiac exactly, they had agreed upon the rules of the duel and he fled like a bitch when he realized he couldnt do shit nor win

[@zacksilverstone7642]

Bricky: casually skipped the Orks because they were "busy". The Orks Bois: *WAAAAARGH!!!*

[@rakat2746]

-"The age of Knowledge and Enlightenment" -😃 -"Has Ended" -aww 😐 This was a perfect reaction. ^^

[@rakat2746]

In 10 000 years they has feed the Emperor with, approximately, 35.600.000.000.000 psykers. No human want to live there, but that is the good thing on this setting. 😄

[@hunterxkiller8732]

one of the few universes where humanity's first fall from grace was not completely their fault. Kinda rare.

[@supattreewatanawong5025]

I am sure first fall from grace it there own fault for create AI

[@hunterxkiller8732]

@@supattreewatanawong5025That's why I said not COMPLETELY. They made AI, but they could have recovered if the Eldar weren't so freaking horny all the damtime.

[@Scarletraven87]

@@hunterxkiller8732 Humanity's biggest fault (in causing their own fall) was creating the primarchs. The AI is secondary. The damage that the Eldars did to the galaxy is perhaps comparable with the damage that Horus did. The REAL ISSUE is that we blame Craftworlders for birthing Slaanesh, but they didn't. Meanwhile we don't blame The Emperor for birthing Horus, but he did.

[@hunterxkiller8732]

@@Scarletraven87 oh yeah emps is a bad dad. I was specifically focusing on the first fall of humanity. Not what happened next.

[@RichardStrong86]

@@Scarletraven87 Craftworlders didn't birth Slaanesh but the Eldar in a general sense did. There also would be no Emperor if not for the Eldar's inevitable creation of Slaanesh.

[@Ami-vh7sr]

Erabus was one of the first influenced by Chaos, he was the Head chaplain of the Word bearer legion.....he helped to corrupt Horus and start the Horus Heresy.....

[@KnightofEkron]

Not to mention he's a giant douchebag even by 40k standards, even Chaos hates him.

[@AmorphisBob]

21:13 That movie is called "Alive" and it's about a soccer team that crashes their plane in the mountains and the survivors turn to cannibalism to stay alive.

[@Ami-vh7sr]

Funny bit of lore on Warhammer 40k, The Emperor of Mankind knew of the Chaos gods because he had dealt with them on occasion, and in fact is where he gained the knowledge of how to create his Primarchs and the Space Marine Legions. The Emperor of Mankind wanted to base the galaxy upon Reason and Logic, which is why he massacred anyone with religious fervor, the reason being is that the Chaos Gods fed on such Religious and emotional aspects. The idea was that a Galaxy ruled by Logic and Reason would starve the Chaos Gods of the emotions and such they fed upon.

[@ChicagoReacts]

oh, that is interesting

[@joethompson3621]

@@ChicagoReactsand it was working, as the chaos gods worked to CORRUPT Horus to stop the Emperor’s plans before it was impossible to stop the tsunami that was to come.

[@moonrock115]

“I wouldn’t want to live as a human in this world” You and literally every other fan of this setting is in agreement xD If you ask Star Wars fans or Star Trek fans if they’d love to be teleported into thier favourite setting, they’d leap for joy and say yes. If you ask a Warhammer fan if they would like the same, they would look at you and say “are you effing crazy??”

[@xGoodOldSmurfehx]

Nah fam, some of us are crazy enough to kinda like the idea of serving a god emperor for a living instead of working a boring job every day And then you have people with actual warrior spirits, warmongers and psychopaths

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

Hey I am bored I will choose to live in warhammer just to get away from boring life.

[@2ndlegend125]

Well, it depends on who I get to be.

[@Jonathan-nn7ig]

I mean, unless i got super lucky and managed to get into a knight house😅 Would be sick as heck to use a imperial knight

[@georgedevries3992]

I wouldn't mind, provided we enforced the Emperor's original vision for us. A secular species, fascistically hellbent on Science, Logic and Equality and not pray to non-existing dieties, wasting our time in churches and what else has to do with religions. It truly is one of many things keeping us back and apart. Just look at Israel and Palestine as the most recent example!

[@grizzfanatic]

Iron warriors are were its at. Don’t follow any of the gods. Cut off warp mutations. Carried the heresy on its back. And gave two huge middle fingers to Dorn and his banana boys before going along their merry way

[@samueltrusik3251]

All shall be consumed eventually. Except Erebus. He will suffer for eternity. -Tyranid hivemind

[@Lazrael32]

I've always wondered if the Necrontier were Blanks. It would explain why the old ones weren't willing to help. simply because they couldn't. Also it used to be a thing that the necron would convert human blanks into more troops. but that's been retconed recently.

[@SarthorS]

The Old Ones were creators of life, while the short, horrible lives of the Necrontyr had made them a brutal race. They had already genocided multiple alien species which is why The Old Ones didn't want to basically make them even more powerful. I also don't know of anything to suggest they were blanks. After all, the C'tan consumed their souls. But, what would happen if a C'tan tried to consume the soul of a blank? Do blanks actually have a soul? Do they have an anti-soul? Would it give a C'tan indigestion?

[@dagonofthedepths]

Short of it, Erebus is that guy in fiction that is in the background scheming and manipulating events while doing an evil laugh. He was a secret chaos worshiper that set himself up as an advisor while giving advice to push people to the preverbal dark side. The Emperor Palpatine of the setting in a way. 40K also has this thing where being nice is kind of a death wish. Like the psyker thing. Not burning them at the stake is the right thing to do during the Age of Strife but people that didn't do the burning are all dead because daemons invaded. Those that did survived. Even in 40k there are a lot of stories where people try to not be prejudice jerks and work with xenos or xenos work with them only to get back stabbed. Ruthless paranoia lets you live longer in that universe.

[@Stickarms99]

Interesting how you talk about the Emperor not being so bad, while not liking the Imperium. This is extremely intentional, actually. The Emperor's personal bodyguards, the Custodians, have went out of their way to make it clear that they don't serve the Imperium, they only serve the Emperor. They're the Emperor's closest friends and confidants; and in their minds, there's a very clear separation between those things. Technically, they aren't even a part of the Imperium. Now, there's also evidence to suggest that the Emperor has completely lost his fucking mind in the 10,000 years he's spent channeling the souls of psychers while holding back the demons of the Warp. Even though he has no more real agency to do anything, he's now at the point where it would be unwise to restore him back to full power because his mind and personality is completely broken. But that's not his fault; it's a result of the burden he's been bearing for his beloved people and sons.

[@TheAngryXenite]

It should also be noted that, as shown in the Horus Heresy books, the Emperor on the Golden Throne is NOT the same man who unified Terra, created the Primarchs, led the Great Crusade, etc. Horus was so unbelievably powerful that to match him, the Emperor began sucking up ungodly levels of power from the Warp, and in the process was fulfilling an ancient prophecy which would see him become the Dark King: a new Chaos God representing the innate urge of Chaos to render all existence down to nothing (Encroaching Ruin). He was convinced to abandon this path once he caught wind of what he was bringing into existence, and ejected the power he'd taken, along with the majority of his compassion, empathy, and love, because he could not afford to be burdened with it when the time came to fight and kill his beloved son. The heartless bastard that Guilliman met in Master of Mankind was always a part of who his dad was, but now it's the only thing of him left.

[@DevouredFamine]

Dark age of technology. Where ships are so powerful they don't bother to fire twice they just rewind time to make sure it hits

[@fabi3790]

excuse me WHAT?

[@713thHellhound]

@@fabi3790 yup they have ship can fires a time f**kery on it target by sending it past self onto present self's same space cause it to fold on itself into very violent explosion

[@docsavage7163]

The whole situation with the warp seems like a perpetual cycle. The constant war and death feeds the warp making it more powerful and chaotic which spreads the influence of the chaos gods which leads to more war repeating the cycle over and over

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

8:25 Lauren: *says how the Necrons' method of killing a god is similar to Egypt myhtology method* Me: "Well to be fair the Necrons are quite literally terminator mummies so... yeah." (Also, poor Osiris lost his dick to a fish 😂)

[@T.o.m.s.o.n.85]

Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god too :) But my heart beat for the Imperium of Man while i am on my journey through galaxy to burn all demons because being one of the Grey Knights.

[@thomaschitham3487]

Couple other details to know: Humanity's primate ancestors were also made by the Old Ones, the War in Heaven ended when a Warp race known as the Enslavers showed up and either killed or chased off most of the Old Ones and their races, and the Emperor was born by a bunch of ancient human shamans seeing the threat of Chaos and ritualistically sacrificing themselves to make the Emperor to fight them. Oh, and the Orks were once the Krorks and were, at minimum, 12 metres tall*. Yes, Metres. But (supposedly) a lack of good fighting de-evolved them. *For context, a Warboss that was at least 10 metres tall was powerful enough to lead a Waaagh! that almost destroyed the entire Imperium. They even managed to invade Terra. Have fun!

[@lich109]

Where's the source on the Enslavers killing the Old Ones? Also the Beast's WAAAGH! invaded the Solar Segmentum, not Terra.

[@thomaschitham3487]

@@lich109 The WAAAGH! invaded Terra with an Attack Moon in the Throneworld Novel. As for the Enslavers, Codex: Necrons (3rd Edition), though it leaves it ambiguous if the Old Ones became fully extinct or if some of them managed to flee (for example, Qah was still alive after that, and they are implied to have been an Old One). However, what is confirmed is that the Enslavers assaulted the Old Ones strongholds and brought an end to their galactic civilisation by using the psychic races the Old Ones created as thrall armies and gateways for more Enslavers.

[@lich109]

@@thomaschitham3487 No, it invaded the Segmentum Solar. Perhaps I'm misremembering, but I do not recall them actually launching an invasion of Terra at all, they just threatened they would once the moon was poised over Terra. Also that Codex is now very much out of date. The 5th edition Codex confirms they are all dead, and it wasn't from the Enslavers. I would still like a page citation however, I just scanned through my copy of 3rd edition Necrons and I do not see what you are referencing.

[@thomaschitham3487]

@@lich109 For the Attack Moon, I will admit there was a mis-remembering of details. The Orks did put an Attack Moon in orbit around Terra, but they didn't launch forces from it to Terra's surface. Instead all the fighting was from defending itself from invading Imperial Fleet and boarding forces. After which it sent down an Ork Ambassador that told them to surrender, the Imperials said no, then tried again and kind of cut off the Ork reinforcements but did not destroy the moon (Yet; stuff happens later). But regardless, the Orks did not launch an invasion force to Terra's surface itself during that time when the Moon was in orbit. That I admit fault to. As for the Enslaver thing for 3rd Edition, page 26 under the section that says "The Apocalypse Looms". Many 40k lore buffs, and even the wiki, still treat the Enslavers as canon, so I did as well. But if you don't, then I cannot argue.

[@lich109]

@@thomaschitham3487 Why are you pretending I do not treat the Enslavers as canon? I never said anything like that, and the 5th Ed Necron Codex also states that they exist in Trazyn's entry since he has a dead one. From the looks of it, you just wanted to make a strawman.

[@Sinahji]

try the "40k timeline explained by trazyn" gives a real overseight of the 40k timeline, not with the focus on the imperium the imperium as such is a relative new thing compared to the 40k timeline as such sure the imperial sight is very dominating, but they are "just" one of many factions living in 40k so the "timeline explained from trazyn" gives a quite neutral overseigt, mentioning the most major fractions and how the actual fit in the greater picture of 40k

[@dungeon_crawlers]

The Emperor is not a fluffy kitten either. Yes, he was trying to advance humanity, save it from extinction. However, he was UTTERLY ruthless the second you refused to obey him, and saw EVERYONE and EVERYTHING as tools and means to an end. So much so, that I really question, why would a person with zero empathy to human beings care at all about survival of their species as a whole? Like, why even bother if you give precisely zero point zero zero fluffs about humans? I have no answer to that question.

[@skywalkerneoblade]

Bricky's vids are great. I love the 1000 Sons. *Magic Dust Laugh Coughing Noises*

[@davidmiddleton7958]

Short time line on 40k. 30th millenium, Unification Wars on Earth. The Great Crusade followed by the Horus Heresy. The 32nd millenium, the Rise of the Beast & the return & loss of Vulkan. 35th/36th millenium, age of Apostasy. Renegade Cardinal Buccaris launches his false crusade. 39th millenium, 3 major happenings. Arrival of tyranids, awakening of Necrons & rise of the Tau Empire. There you go.

[@firestorm1088]

12:10 This probably isn’t all that surprising, but Nurgle actually created a zombie plague. They’re called poxwalkers and they are actually a unit you can have in the game. There’s also the video game Darktide that is basically Left 4 Dead in Warhammer.

[@grizzfanatic]

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!

[@bigyeticane]

9:00: Miss bartender exposes the whole Necron mythos as the Egyptians that they look like, lol. EDIT: Girl, you need to play a Thousand Sons army; they are the chaos marines that follow Tzeentch and have sorcerers. Their aesthetic is also Egyptian. :-D

[@1rotzy]

The great thing about Warhammer is that not even death can be an escape from the horrors of the far future. Because guess where your immortal soul goes to when you die? The Warp. Where the insanity and monsters of everything chaos will chew you up and convert you into some new horror. So fight. Fight as long and hard as you can, for there is no rest in death. Glory to the Emperor.

[@Lechuga1815]

31:59, "I don't think the emperor's that great" The Emperor: "Exactly, she get's it. I'm just a regular guy who stepped up when humanity needed it". Inquisitor: "HERESY"

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

America and other countries on earth are technically part of Warhammer lore, some of the techno-barbarian tribes the Emperor defeated were: Merica (America), Franc (France), old Albia (Britain) including many others

[@Mare_Man]

Mount Rushmore is still there too

[@andrewzhu5394]

@@Mare_Man Same with the Himalayan Mountains aka Himalazia

[@dropbear8579]

Hoi 4 enjoyer haha

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

I am not sure, if they are good reaction videos, but my current favoritt 40K lore videos, are the "Attenborough Lore" videos. And they are about most of it, including a number of Ork videos.

[@yllepluff]

When it comes to shortcuts, you can use J/L to skip 10s back/forward instead of the arrow keys (which are 5s). Then you won't have to worry about skipping to the beginning or accidentally changing the volume instead et cetera.

[@GordotheGamer]

Maybe being a chaos magnetic just makes you a powerful psyker.

[@imthegoat94]

The Guile theme really does go with everything though

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

When did he use the Guile theme?

[@imthegoat94]

@@tytoalbasoren9457@3:04

[@Speedy2619]

21:10 he is referencing a movie that depicted a real life event where a private plane with a national rugby team from south america crash landed in the mountains of Peru. They had to resort to canibalism of the people that died in the crash to survive.

[@feralprocessor9853]

Such a Legendary guy to go to learn about Warhammer 40k.

[@luc410]

the description of the imperium near the end there isnt entirely accurate. its accurate for some places, but the imperium spans countless worlds, all of which have different cultures. living on terra would be like living in the vatican, or in mecca, but theres plenty of planets that are more laid back. still got rules to follow, but not nearly as strictly as some others. the imperium is very diverse is what im saying

[@T57Custodian]

Such heresy wounds me to my core....

[@piratczvojtapopovics]

Aaaaah I see she is a fellow Tzeenchian... marvelous!

[@tenebrisnarud9738]

Praise be to the Architect of Fate

[@imthegoat94]

Magnus did nothing wrong

[@LukasJampen]

Just like planned. NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[@Wolfbroa]

Finally a person watching bricky who gets based

[@LukasJampen]

Magnus did much wrong. Not on purpose but he did fuck up. But that is what makes him such a tragic and sympathetic character.@@imthegoat94

[@SarthorS]

Bricky got the order wrong. After the cybernetic revolt, where humanity was almost destroyed by it's own A.I., the increasing depravity of the Eldar is what made The Warp too dangerous to travel. The birth of Slaanesh is what marked the end of The Age of Strife as her formation absorbed a great deal of the excess energy that made The Warp so turbulent.

[@divifilius]

For Erebus and his involvement in the Heresy watch Janovich's Horus Heresy Series. It is very detailed.

[@sandyakabatteriehuhn]

Lauren + Bricky + Warhammer? COUNT ME IN!

[@kylekent7034]

This 40k Lore is great and a very great overall explanation. I would also highly! highly! recommend Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer in particular (DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG LEAGUE OF LORE EPISODE 1) It is a longer story form video but it will redefine your knowledge, love, and understanding of the death core and their tragic but glorious dedication to the Emperor by penitence of perceived sin.

[@ddraiggoch7367]

The women on the 6pack I would be scared she would snap it 😂. A nother brill vid all ways make my day when you make a vid

[@dylankahn168]

I don't know if anyone else commented this, but to give an idea of what Erebus is like (This is shortened and simplified). As a child, he wasn't the greatest son. One day his parents told him, "Why can't you be more like Erebus?" So he decided to. By murdering Erebus, changing his appearance so that he looked like him, and renamed himself Erebus.

[@ChicagoReacts]

I just watched Majorkill's video about him, and this story was sort of mentioned in passing. I like your way of phrasing it.

[@tonyyul703]

​@@ChicagoReacts if you've seen EVENT HORIZON.... THAT WAS CANNON TO THIS LORE

[@ratatoskr8190]

"This woman there Inquisitor, yes!"

[@AnthonyKagegariVT]

One thing about the Emperor that’s kind of interesting is that he absolutely hated religion because he saw how it had caused the fall of humanity over the millennia and caused more harm than good so he pushed secularism and made it law…but in the end it actually kind of caused the Horus Heresy. The World Bearers believed the Emperor to be a God, and started to worship him, and during the great crusade to unite humanity they were taking too long to unite planets because they were forcing them to become worshippers of the Emperor by death and torture…so the Emperor as punishment gathered their Primarch, Lorgar, and the entire World Bearers legion and burned all those planets and their home world’s capital where they had devoted their time to creating a place to worship the Emperor to the ground. He thought this would teach them a lesson in humility and that he was serious. Instead it enraged and humiliated them in front of their brother legions, and they went willingly to Chaos, setting in motion the events that Erebus would trick Horus and corrupt him with a combination of a corrupted sword wound, and sorcery. The Emperor thought religion was a bad thing, so he tried to prevent its spread, and in doing so caused the spiral downfall of mankind by being too secular xD

[@Custodian_of_the_Emperor]

30:24 Allright guys, bring the flamer.....THE HEAVY. FLAMER.))))))

[@craig2196]

ORK BOYYYSSSSS WAARRRGHHHH

[@Thischarletfire]

Being part of chaos is worse than the Imperium

[@Historyfrek4ever]

You like the trickster gods? Have you heard of Cegorach? Evil? clown laugh!

[@XHobbiesPrime]

25:27 Hydra Dominatus

[@TheInfamousRPGGroup-on-Rumble]

If you're an actor you'd probably enjoy the tabletop RPG Wrath & Glory

[@terlondre]

25:27 ....this part likely flew over your head.... those flickering images are of Alpharius and/or Omegon. Twin primarchs of the 20th, the Alpha Legion (...so there were actualy 21 primarchs). Alpharius might have actualy been the first primarch to be discovered, or never taken in the first place. 20th legion is all about deception. Even the fact that it had two primarchs instead of one was a secret. Officialy the last legion to be fully formed and reunited with their primarch, it operated long time before that under falls flags. Officialy a traitor legion, but their allegience is unknown. Every member shaped to be a mirror image of their primarch, or friend/foe they are impersonating. Multi-headed snake of sleeper cells, disconected warbands and hidden operatives entangeling the galaxy with its scales beyond counting. I am Alpharius and this is a lie H̵͈̯͖̼̒͝Y̵͎͍̩̤̪̾Ḑ̶̢̛̲̾̐̅R̶̰̠̿Ą̸̯͖̜͑͐̎ ̶͉͖̟͚̄͋́D̷̞̳̥̙͝O̴̢̪̤̦͒M̵̠̓̈́İ̵̡̻̐͗N̸̟͙̋A̴̲̩͕͎̒́͆̌͜T̶̯͊U̷̖̲̝̝͑̓͛̾̅͜S̸̠̑

[@liammurphy2036]

Oldman Reacts has some 5ish minute lore videos in characters including Erebus (Fuck Erebus) but goes deeper into it in his Mistakes of the Emperor series.

[@TenebrousFilms]

In sunday school, I played a weed in a play about plants. When the kids at school heard and tried to tease me about it, I pointed out that I was playing the bad guy. Shut them right up.

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

31:50 yeah but if you die your soul goes to one of the chaos gods to eat you... sooo...

[@TimmyJEuchida]

Golden Throne is located in the Himalayas

[@Graymon44]

The emperor has eaten nearly 4 billion souls.😮

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

9:40 Sounds like Tyler/Wildcat lmao

[@Orion11b]

To be fair, the Emps was trying to ensure the survival of Humanity. He was playing the game for the species. He hated everything the current Imperium is now. He was against dogma and religion and opression. He wanted to give humanity a chance to grow and thrive. Erebus, through Horus, ruined that all.

[@ChicagoReacts]

Hmm. Interesting. I keep seeing this Erebus guy come up. I guess I have to find a video on him, huh?

[@Orion11b]

Hes litterally the worst @@ChicagoReacts

[@roguehart]

One thing that is sort of important to add to the Eldar debauchery is that death was not as big a deal as we think of it being. At the time of the eldar empire the eldar where capable of rebirth. So death was "just another experience" an extreme one to be sure but the eldar psyche is strong enough to stay conscious in the warp until rebirth thus killing is less of an issue they also had technology to regenerate a body so a killed eldar could essentially be reborn in it's old body. The Dark eldar still use this technology.

[@Hurricane_Manners]

That's 3.652 billion psyker meals over 10k years for those who need the math done.

[@Mrinsecure]

Erebus' deal, in short, is that he was a servant of Chaos who told Horus that in the future, The Emperor would be worshiped as a god, humanity would abandon all of the principles of the Great Crusade, and the Imperium would fall to ruin. Which was all true, but Erebus twisted the facts to make it sound like that was what the Emperor wanted, as though the Emperor would betray his own principles. Instead, by trying to prevent that horrible future, Horus guaranteed it would occur. Unsurprisingly, no one likes Erebus very much.

[@mdwwarren4851]

Yes Inquisitor, this is the video.

[@crackensvideo]

30:08 Sci Fi fans are almost universal that living in the WH40k universe would pretty much suck. Star Wars? Oh neat, space magic and star fighters. Neat. I'm down. Star Trek? Oh neat, large starships and the Federation. Neat. I'm down. Warhammer 40k? Hell is real and humanity is reduced to a theocratic totalitarian nightmare? NOPE.

[@KhairulFadzlyAKarim]

The problem is you might not die immediately, uou might be put on the penitent engine, or lobotomized to be a servitor or your souls falls into the warp to be toyed by demons 😱

[@cyberash3000]

she hasnt realised nurgle is also naked

[@armandovanhaaren9823]

Not all worlds are hive worlds . Some are really nice

[@kezimodo218]

If you simply just turned around and said I don’t like the emperor you wouldn’t die quick probably be made a servitor which is one of the worse situations to be in in the imperium and this is a culture that normalises gelding

[@c4ns3r53]

The Emperor was born in Anatolia modern day Turky in the Year 5.000 bc

[@Lightening_Chaos]

He also has lactose intolerance

[@c4ns3r53]

@@Lightening_Chaos probably, Ahriman likes wine and Perturabo likes to build figures like you and me, but he is and incel, not like me, what about you?

[@Lightening_Chaos]

@@c4ns3r53 I think no mortal can reach the incel levels of Perturabo. And don't forget that Magnus is also like us, a fucking nerd. And Lion El Johnson with his severe lack of communication skills

[@imperiumgrim4717]

LOL bruh

[@Aenarion28]

No no no..The Emperor was born in a time lost nation called Cimmeria in what is known as The Hyborian Age, becoming king of Aquilonia at 42

[@baddragonite]

Yes Inquisitor, this video here!

[@patrickbarner1380]

Anyone think the emporer will become a god to fight the chaos gods

[@Razzlion]

If you don't like the empire as it is in 40k, then you are in good company, neither does the emperor haha

[@dropbear8579]

CADIA STANDS!

[@gkdaniels1]

It’s all imperial propaganda, but still a good video

[@christianmorson3945]

Hi Lauren, another recommendation would be 'The Meme Guide to Every Warhammer 40k Faction' by Auspex Tactics - hilarious and oddly mostly true.

[@paul-antonywhatshisface3954]

tolkien didnt create that idea of elves. Like all things tolkien they were drawn from british myths, namely the tuatha de denaan Bricky gets soooo much wrong but hes funny so its ok. Though the bit about commoragh is particularly egregious. The dark eldarbwere created after the fall of the eldar and commoragh was mostly protected from the warp being a small webway port at the time, its vect that turned commoragh into what it is and he was a child survivor of the fall having seen it first hand. Also the imperium is not fascist i dont know where this idea comes from. It seems people are confusing uniforms with ideology. The imperium is actually an extremely hands off empire allowing most planets to live however they choose. As long as they pay theor taxes and worship the emepror as state religion. The other thing is this everyone is the bad giy thing is so wrong. Everyone is what you want them to be would be a better way of saying it EVERY race has a good justification for what it does whilst simultaneously commiting horrendous acts, everyone can be the bad guy OR THE GOOD GUY depending on your tastes. Everyone is the bad guy is just an edgelord take imho

[@Bluejayount1]

Ofcourse I hate xenos. Have you seen how scary they are? My brother in the Emperor, you killed all the nonscary ones!

[@cyberash3000]

in christian belief the christian god was the weakest of all its borther gods, but he was patient and sneaky and eventually killed the other gods

[@steelbear2063]

> Christian belief > other gods Bruh you're talking bullshit

[@KnightofEkron]

This is an impressive amount of history retconning, I approve.

[@InquisitorHades]

warhammer 40k is great c:

[@BrotherAzrael]

The Emperor did nothing wrong. Fite me 💪😎

[@georgedevries3992]

OR, you would be lobotomized, mind wiped and disected and be turned into a half cyborg slave to serve Humanity for such heresy. Aptly named, a servitor. With high chance that the mind wiping would not be completely succesful and thus your mind would fall into relapse. While in your zombie like state, half cyborg body doing chores for the citizens of the Imperium, you would have a small speck of memory of your previous life as a human, mumbling to yourself and recalling your final horrible moments before the surgery and then, returning to your routine protocol that you were assigned to. All that for the rest of eternity or until you fall into disrepair.

[@lennartgamer2339]

Hallo Leude, wie geht's euch so an diesem schönen Freitag?

[@jamesmorrison4677]

Blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne for khorne 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

[@JohnnieHaro]

Go for it home chik😢😮😊

[@philippe597]

And the T'au ?

[@feralprocessor9853]

Right off the bat, big muscley women on cups.

[@Thogrin1988]

Emperor propaganda? Yes Mr Inquisitor, this way

[@leonfrost2829]

Cute im reporting to the nearest inquisitor 👿😂

[@YoshiroPoh]

Wait! what!? Nurgle is Genshin Impact ahaha wth was that about? LOL!

[@3uPke]

Nah, I dunno if you are actually asking why he said genshin impact but I will say it anyway. Well because there is like a joke that basically people say about genshin players, is that they y’know “don’t have a life” “don’t touch grass” “no bitches” “pedos” or…..in this case he is saying that Nurgle is genshin, because he is fat, ugly, smelling, rotting, just basically mocking the player base and the game. Because me and like quite a small group of people, just don’t like genshin. So it is basically a joke that genshin impact “haters” like myself

[@ChicagoReacts]

I thought he was saying that genshin impact is a sign of the decay of society

[@TheRhalf]

It's a plague that preys on your gamba weaknesses

[@EmpireNoblr]

@@3uPke projecting

[@TakonoTakoUwU]

i honestly would love to serve and die for the God Emperor of Mankind .

[@adrianaslund8605]

The Gamersupps thing made me think about how I don't like Warhammer because it's full of tacky, sexy fanservice. I like it because its really not. Its refreshingly ugly and gritty. Like the real world. But worse. Its like the feel of heavy metal music made into a sci-fi universe.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

LORE!

[@Wargulf2838]

there is no race destined to a decent life in 40k. there's no intelligent race as whom anyone would want to live. eldar: Doomed to be hungered by slaanesh forevermore, eventually, no matter when and no matter how many hurdle you put between her and you, your soul will be devoured by she who thirsts. Necrons: forever empty husk, roaming the galaxy, killing everything that moves, very few still have their memories and personality, but none feel anything anymore. Moreover, they have killed one C'tan (yes, killed. not broken) and were cursed for their hubris. forever Doomed to become Flayed-ones. no matter when, they will all lose any shred of their sanity they had left to an undying thirst for blood and hunger for flesh which cannot be sated. Humanity: the empire is falling apart and the galaxy is full of predators, humans have weak minds, weak bodies, and weaker will, ripe for any who might want to corrupt, kill or assimilate them. Chaos: the immortality of chaos corruption is nothing. because when embracing chaos, you lose yourself ever so slowly. your mind and body will be contorted and twisted to suit the needs of whichever god you worship. and even worse if you worship Chaos undivided, your psyche will become fragmented and broken, with parts of your new "self" belonging to each god. Tau: you will live a crusade for a virtue that is both futile and impossible to reach in equal regards, fighting for the scraps of a galaxy torn apart by an eternity of war and hubris, and your presence in the warp is almost inexistant, meaning that when you die, either best case scenario: you sail away in the empyrean as a weak and meek soul that will almost instantly be devoured by a daemon, merging your old self with it and disappearing forever. or worst case: you will never have an afterlife at all because your soul has no presence in the warp, thus does not end up in it. and orcs: you will live an exhilarating life for a whole two minutes before being cleaved apart by a chainsword, burnt away by a flamer, or killed by a slugga behind you. perhaps even all three at the same time. admittedly, you've enjoyed those two minutes. but is joy still joy if you lack any mental ability to feel anything more complex? in a world of misery, is the ignorant truly blessed? or is he also doomed without knowing it? tyranids: could you envy a beast for its life of endless predation and frenzy? never satisfied, never complete, always missing genomes, always a few inches from perfection, but never quite the apex you want to be.

[@TheAndrain]

Let's see... The Changer of Ways, His adherents and the ones that are not his adherents get messed with. One time Birdboy found a random hole in the warp and casually decided to throw one of his demons into it to see what happens. As for you, you only like him because of a small genetic mutation in your genes 15 generations ago. Just a single switch that would lead you to be more accepting of his influence. From there he'll use you as a conduit to ensure everyone understands Magnus did nothing wrong, because he didn't or did he? Which will lead to another fight that causes one person to get butt hurt that leads this person to commit to studying astrophysics which leads to a person designing the first reuseable craft that will allow us to reach Mars. That's good right? Wrong! Why? Well that's a spoiler, and aren't you a jerk for thinking like that? Are you seriously thinking I just stopped making up random stuff? Not at all that is how the glorious Changer of Ways works! By the way, he told me to write all of that. "Hi!" In the end everything goes just as planned, except when it doesn't but in fact it was as planned because I planned for that plan to fail in order to propogate my next big scheme. What is the difference between a scheme and a plan anyway? Why am I wasting so much time typing this? What is time anyway? *BLAM*

[@feralprocessor9853]

WWWAAAGGGHHH!!!!

[@Danceofmasks]

You only think these are answers ... Lore that is allowed to exist by the imperium is already by definition pro imperium.

[@xzeke666x]

Tzeentch has to be a woman, as much as (s)he loves to create drama and never really gives an answer!!

[@4myzelf]

You hope they kill you lol it could be worse, like being a servitor

[@simenkvamme3003]

Genshin is a plague upon humanity!

[@ChicagoReacts]

Yes. Yes I definitely hope they kill me as opposed to making me a servitor

[@theconductor2969]

@@ChicagoReacts Then your soul goes to the warp.

[@53Strat]

Where are the reactions?;p

[@bigbabii3133]

I am so attracted to her❤