Chichainery

#blazblue #hazama
"And he gets to be the Intelligence Captain? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance. And you, YOU have to stop him."
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Music (In order of appearance) :
You win! - Earthbound OST
SAVE the World - Undertale OST
Big Shot - Deltarune OST
Eyecatch music - Gurren Lagann OST
Portal Radio - Portal OST
Main Theme - Team Fortress 2 OST
Sutekimeppou - Monogatari OST
Stardust Memory - Blazblue OST
Skate or Live - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World OST
Party Stronger - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World OST
Intruder Alert - Team Fortress 2 OST

[@Awesomesac]

2:14 You think this is bad? This? This chichainery? He's done worse. That rapid combo! Are you telling me that a man just happens to taunt like that? No! He orchestrated it! Garfield! He Jamejin'ed through a sunroof! And I encouraged him! And I shouldn't have. I clipped him on my own channel! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in ranked, always the same! Couldn't keep his finger off of the taunt button! But not our Garfield! Couldn't be precious Garfield! Robbing them blind! And he gets to be a Hazama player!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

[@Garanex]

Really sticking with the Garfield thing, aren't you?

[@Awesomesac]

@@Garanex That’s you

[@skyrac00n43]

You created a monster, u could had stoped garamex transformation to garfield, yet u let him achieve his perfect form

[@scorpio0494]

God if these three fought aurostella

[@Skoriath]

the editing on this video is actually godlike

[@hitmaker8459]

When the new blaz blue video coming out? This is a joke . Btw that prop hunt video is godlike

[@beam6344]

Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.

[@anibalmedina6761]

Wow, John BlazBlue himself!

[@elios7623]

yoooooo

[@kylano525]

Skor jumpscare

[@giacomociogli7631]

BRO THAT ASTRAL BAIT WAS NUTS. Thats it, imma start learning the funny snek.

[@croutoncriminal]

Excellent

[@Milkythesquid]

Remember, it’s lore accurate to disrespect your opponent when playing as the funny green snake man

[@juliocesaralvesfernandes8158]

Honestly I just recently aquired BlazBlue and I sort of just felt attracted to Hazama. He's evil, dresses well, and has a fucking Joker skin, it's beautiful. Godlike editing also.

[@bluehotsaiyan]

And a Michael Jackson skin too 😅

[@xenonblaz3814]

And has a fire theme song and moveset

[@nelomalkevain4129]

3:40 ah yes the classic "I had enough meter but didn't end with super into smooth robbery combo"

[@scorpio0494]

1:56 before it even appeared I… Irl… started live snek reactioning. Have I gone insane?

[@greencomet2011]

0:06 That Nanaya flash on the screen + The transition on you two doing Mizuchi was too much for my sides to handle

[@16Vessel]

As a newbie to anime FGs, what the heck does the Nanaya signify? DP to return to neutral? Wifi warriors?

[@NRVNQSRR]

He signifies the art of rotting your brain to the maximum. @@16Vessel

[@madlad710]

yes to both@@16Vessel

[@_Aro_]

2:14 that so so dirty i approve

[@Genyosai03]

Y'all Hazamas I swear...It's like there's a threshold where to get better, you MUST troll people lol.

[@fandango_boi]

I mean If you learn how to play him you get EVERY POSSIBLE PASS. Like for anything. That's how difficult and broken Hazama is. Same if you manage to get World Top 1 with Terumi(fr fr, not in dream T_T ).

[@killswitchplays9952]

God dam tf2 music

[@Garanex]

reversal houtenjin moment

[@elios7623]

yooo

[@skyrac00n43]

Its not a reversal

[@anothenblue2630]

@@skyrac00n43 it is if it hits.

[@skyrac00n43]

This man hitted the hazama astral before awesomesac

[@aika6408]

Thank you for this platinum combo

[@croutoncriminal]

Courtesy of Zool

[@aika6408]

@@croutoncriminal also based colors for your Hazama 😌

[@croutoncriminal]

@@aika6408 thanks homie

[@zool3578]

i do a bit of trolling

[@arsonexc]

1:17 He do be dispensin' facts.

[@leo2leo2leo2]

hazama sayd: A

[@Zatweeb]

0:36 Platinum synced up to Big Shot for a sec there

[@testhekid]

the sick clips, the edits, the hazama tomfoolery, i love it all! i wanna pick hazama yet i suck at him so seeing ur channel is encouraging me to walk the funi snek man path

[@thenumberfour2432]

hazamer

[@ScreenEN]

After seeing him hold the dispenser I cannot for the life of me see him as anything BUT spy

[@duckfacefunni9074]

"Unbound taunt button" you wouldn't cut it as a terumi player smhsmh

[@degen7278]

Your editing and style is too good.

[@_garicas]

omg omg I love this video so much, has so many things I like, cool editing without annoying stuff on the screen all the time, it's just so good. Great video c:

[@midenarithmos9200]

Such a high quality blazblue post. And it's my green snake boi too, extra points. 11/10 video enjoyed it thoroughly. Also really love those custom pallettes

[@Xatlan]

I keep coming back to this video, never fails to scratch the Hazama itch i get from Blazblue. great editing btw

[@megamindropesnake]

This video is just too perfect I couldn't think of anything to say other than this

[@hedaseE]

Goddamn I love the editing of this vid

[@5dollars237]

0:43 damn bro killed him with 2 moves

[@CheLovEkoShpRoT]

I really like this type of humour

[@Auzzymandias]

I KNOW you were seeing red after that RC into taunt holy shit lmao that is some high quality snakeboy action right there

[@user-kg7cz6el8m]

As expected, this is why I watch "Hazama"

[@gabrielbean3478]

Saw the IK flash as you were going up, good thing the other guy didn't see the orbital IK incoming

[@croutoncriminal]

I’m pretty sure he knew what I was gonna do and still went for it.

[@SonicAxl]

This content is GOLD

[@scorpio0494]

“Burst is okay if you win the round”

[@waterhorse928]

This was the tipping point, I'm getting this game now

[@jorgesiolo8258]

when you forgot: you are in a fighting game, 1 HP is not a safe victory XD

[@sadayo5849]

You need to make a video how you did the eye catcher

[@JarlSwagDog]

Thank you algorithm for recommending me this masterpiece

[@tokehn]

oddly well made

[@zool3578]

another banger by the crouton criminal

[@GastlyGibus]

Edits on point

[@jaxrobison4523]

Funni snek man. Subscribed

[@Revivebobo]

4:34 bro went to brazile

[@shiroufan5401]

I need that live snek reaction

[@MG_Accelerant]

4:35 fr hit him with the PS2 snake

[@NaibSilva]

When a spy main plays hazama

[@anxiety2630]

this goes hard

[@noh_mercy3473]

I love this

[@zocaido]

TIL that I need Blazblue + Tf2 memes in my life

[@Megamibunny]

1:56 my sides were in fking orb

[@jonathannjembe7788]

bruh the editing 😂😂

[@ervinfalcon2728]

pootis engage reference

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

And right there at the absolure end. Mind games. Prediction. I hate it and I love it.

[@nep-or-nep]

The moment i saw Zool, i was already malding

[@zool3578]

[@rustkarl]

I wish I had the dexterity to pull this off.

[@BackOff_xd]

"A"

[@yoriyasjoachim782]

Nanaya jumpscares

[@DanielOrtega-mz2tw]

No character looks more fun😂

[@bledix3091]

Funny that i have like 500 matches with hazama and i feel like i have really long way to get to this level. '-_-

[@croutoncriminal]

No worries, I improved a lot in 500 matches. You got this.

[@elios7623]

oh no that ending, such an L

[@croutoncriminal]

E

[@scorpio0494]

@@croutoncriminal ​ if you click translate to English on mobile on your message, you get “AND”

[@nelomalkevain4129]

That scream killed me lmao

[@mykhaylo3972]

A

[@BackOff_xd]

"E"

[@kylano525]

2:51 "sus"

[@DiabolicAbyss]

Nanaya Burst

[@sampletext9909]

what's the name of the sound that plays at 0:23 ?

[@StylusShade]

Okay, maybe I just haven't really played the game in a good while, but where are all these palette swaps coming from?!

[@croutoncriminal]

The custom colors were modded in using the BB Improvement Mod. It’s a general quality of life mod that also allows you to make custom palettes a lot easier and see other people’s custom colors. There’s a discord for the mod under the same name that has the download.

[@StylusShade]

@@croutoncriminal Awesome. Thanks.

[@Skel_fgc]

okay maybe ill play terumi

[@azzyasbourne9107]

3:00 why is Mai's name blocked out with a fish

[@croutoncriminal]

Mmm fish

[@azzyasbourne9107]

@@croutoncriminal fair enough

[@ing5998]

Btw what's Chichainery

[@aclock4815]

I gotta know How many matches with Hazama???

[@croutoncriminal]

No idea exactly because I’ve played a very large amount of Hazama offline. I’ve played at least 800 hours at this current moment according to Steam.

[@pooperjon1865]

A

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

B.

[@CP-cd9kw]

E

[@valen-rb1uq]

This video doest make any sense! Pls continue

[@strotch7753]

why is hazama on cp_gorge, why is it so funny, why is this video so good.

[@BlackerSpaniel]

A