Chicken Connoisseur - The Five Pound Munch [@PengestMunch] Grime Report Tv

We gave Chicken Connoisseur £5 to get a Munch & here's what he bought...
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[@TEMFOOTBALLVIDEOS]

"I'm feeling a little fruity" "What you just say?" "Can't remember" That killed me 😂

[@missunderstood8090]

me too

[@liveplay9yt71]

TEM FOOTBALL 😂

[@khan2bad427]

TEM FOOTBALL when did he say that

[@isaiahmartinez3350]

everyone slips up and says stupid shit by accident, especially when your not thinking and mumbling random jokes or just saying random shit and are on camera or nervous, im just saying people hate and call people gay about anything nowadays or go in on people for stupid reasons like crazy nowadays

[@johncenasnan4235]

Mucci Hendrix 😂😂

[@-.Noir.-]

my man ain't fat, he's well fed.

[@trainztrainz3352]

True facts.

[@FC-wq8jf]

Jones Michael yea ur stupid

[@kevinbrylewicz2jz972]

Hes fat shit

[@okakh2o704]

@@kevinbrylewicz2jz972 *He's a fat shit

[@kacperkaminski3620]

Faaaaaacts

[@TheCNSR]

Glad to be in the catalogue of greatness 🙏🏾. As an update, I still got a waffle and 4 Maryland cookies left 🙌🏾. #BelieveInTheProcess

[@ZaBaHD]

ur a g

[@emancipation9930]

Chicken Connoisseur Legend

[@hrznxluna1738]

Chicken Connoisseur You forgot the crep check

[@hornygeezar3403]

Chicken Connoisseur Love it

[@64ELTURCO]

big up İstanbul Market, and all Turks living in London. Nice to see my fellow countrymen doing alright.

[@oXoChEzZaoXo]

"Treat yourself, don't beat yourself fam. would you ever wanna meet yourself"? "I did, I'm a nice fella" had me creasing.

[@joesoap3572]

RAGEisDEAD I was dying bro

[@jamesfzj2495]

3:10-3:18 for them man

[@lukemichaels6883]

03:07 😂😂😂

[@msbrownie8248]

James Gasparutti thnks

[@yungdiddy475]

Legendary line 🤣🤣

[@Sambooker03]

"I'm feeling a bit fruity" 😂

[@tobycromie3334]

Wait what

[@linkmaster8]

Pardon

[@HazBoz-ds8hr]

R u yh

[@TheSpacedrone870]

"pardon?!" 😭😭😭😭

[@usemycodeubereatscodeeats-7335]

Ur buzzin

[@nabeel8633]

"This is when you break up with your girl and theres nothing left in the house" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@SR2active]

Basmati_ki_vidoes I was dying😭

[@abz18]

6:27 "and im feeling... a bit fruity" "sorry what did u say?" suddenly suffers from memory loss This mans been connoisseuring other mans meat lately😂😂😂😂

[@todoroki_4527]

Abrahim Hussain rahh

[@BartholomewConstantine]

😂😭😂😂😭

[@frogzsrfcg8525]

Abrahim Hussain lol 😂

[@cnutski]

Abrahim Hussain HAHAHAHA

[@Unknown-rw2jv]

I think it's because 'fruity' means gay/queer. So he basically said he was feeling a bit gay/queer..

[@user-ct6fq6eb8j]

Is it just me or is that shop stacked?

[@level99records57]

24hr

[@ryzetto7697]

My corner shops have dead munch compared to this

[@Khyancoo]

Corner shops r the best ❌🧢

[@ch1ckenballs]

Khyan Cooper not all. Some sell expired milk

[@jamesb3362]

Ok

[@BartholomewConstantine]

"would you ever what to meet urself" "I Have, I'm a nice fella"

[@erkanyunis470]

a h want*

[@11james.]

I remember when i went to a corner shop to buy some sweets, he said, "they are usually £2 but for you £1" it said 50p on the packet 🤣🤣

[@catsupempire3920]

U should have haggled 😭

[@user-gb8yu6kq3r]

he gon look like big narstie in 5-10 years

[@cnutski]

M HAHAHA

[@BLX187]

M truss.. moob game strong

[@sonnyholyhead8412]

N

[@scottycrayon]

M got a neck like e.t

[@timmarshall33]

M ahahahahah

[@Fran1]

"Whose copping honey? It's not that deep" 😂😂😂

[@jamesmcgovern7579]

aint munch meant to be demolished on the way back from the shop , mans trying to do a £5 weekly shop :)

[@LoveLove-m4v]

james mcgovern hahahaha

[@ShockballGaming]

Lol

[@Telhajizipon]

james mcgovern im dead😂

[@Shanmillion_]

"You don't need Honey, you've got saliva fam" I'm finished 😂😂😂😂

[@Starscream8896]

Shaniqua Slickestt cupboard honey its not that deep F A M

[@Yg-gangzLdn]

It ain’t even that funny still

[@showkatali4896]

Ngl you got the most basic black gyal name Yano gyal like Shaniqua

[@kellyk2863]

@@showkatali4896 yh but she’s leng so its a minor😂

[@zamoomaw]

Can't believe everybody is giving this kid shit for his weight and completely ignoring how lovely and mannerly both him and the camera man were to the guy who runs the shop, fuck sake people lighten up.

[@theoparkour03]

Cloqi Qular this "kid" is like 23

[@theoparkour03]

Cloqi Qular im saying that the word kid usually refers to a child, and that a person is no longer considered a child, when they are above the age of 18. Some people might, for that reason, find it discriminating, that you called an adult a 'kid' :)

[@dim409]

he aint no kid

[@theoparkour03]

@Jordan Belfort validates my point further

[@danturner8498]

well said

[@supremoerv1n]

'I'm feeling a bit fruity'. 'pardon?' 'I forgot what I said'. Lol

[@frogzsrfcg8525]

Lol man said he's feeling a bit fruity 🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂

[@habiba-__-27]

"you don't need honey, you got saliva"

[@mnb9162]

Ha....Bossman is going to use that line next time Conniseur asks for Burger sauce,

[@zoraxpower7598]

I don't trust anyone that doesn't buy a £1 bag of sensations

[@thatblackboy5670]

wordddd

[@CommonG]

By uno fix up

[@matnasa8292]

trussss

[@II-lb7rj]

zoraxpower sensations are a 2014 crisp 😂😂😂😂

[@shh-uw3jo]

zoraxpower Thai sweet chilli

[@SARGONX]

How's this 11 minutes long when my man was £3.50 out of £5 in 4 minutes

[@joanjones1373]

Ohh Fantah it's easier to spend the first 3.50 than the last 1.50 and still keep it under budget. obv.

[@pvmchrisy]

that's school kid munch , confirmed connoisseur is under 18

[@littlepiggydogonig1415]

Chris Henty he's 23

[@kingsleyakinla4031]

littlepiggydog on Ih

[@DannyWonder]

school kid munch still bangs tho bruh

[@ryangittens9621]

littlepiggydog ngl he is actually 12 yrs old you SILLY

[@Cruiserkid]

Wow you can tell these extra views are coming from 12 year olds by the the fucking stupid comments.

[@Jonny_Jigsaw]

Good selection of food, but you need more liquid. A large cartoon of mango juice over the can would've been better.

[@atiqyousafzai]

xMapleSin I love mango cartoons

[@hinrichbuhring1086]

I agree, a big mango animation makes more sense

[@sandi1]

@@hinrichbuhring1086 yall need to get on that guava

[@SirRWG]

@@sandi1 quavas peng but mangos classic

[@GRIMEREPORTTV]

Utmost respect to man like Chicken Connoisseur & as always big up to all of you guys. More episodes on the way

[@II-lb7rj]

GRIMEREPORTTV manlyk lordiee

[@M.S.Fitness]

GRIMEREPORTTV Man needs to start boxing off some salads fam bun diss fried chicken ting for a couple months fam. nigga be getting XL

[@8888Breeze]

Yes Lordie, it's pronounced Gi-Lee-Arn, safe man ^^

[@jumblist]

"That's not an OG crisp" - Learn your history son. Walkers MAX is a y2k ting.

[@jamesiyer4937]

Pin the ting! Not a matter tho, safe

[@smokepepsi]

All the 14 year old's in the comments tryna give it the London slang lmaoo

[@JohnnyBoy14532]

i thought you said give it to the london slag, i was about to relate ]

[@et0474]

True innit

[@thepolice4063]

Alright mate

[@samhc9308]

Shut up look what’s on your channel

[@kubzypsd4268]

chickensam 123 man said chickensam 123 uno 🤣🤣🤣

[@RLFonline]

This shop is stacked with supplies.

[@monstermunch4956]

I'm coming here if the zombies come

[@TeenVegans]

@@monstermunch4956 like now?

[@MyTopAnime]

@@TeenVegans You really replied to him a year later. Pretty sure he has joined the ranks of the undead by now. RIP

[@bossinfusion8100]

@@MyTopAnime RIP

[@benmjr-9536]

" I'm feeling a bit fruity " PARDON? LMAO

[@jozialloway123]

those are the deadest sweets on the rack lol

[@LukesBoxingView]

watermelon and blue bottles >

[@hamzahaque2005]

jally ally he only picked it to say funny comments!! it was worthit

[@DysprosiumJudas]

do five pound munch at poundland mate. ive lived whole days off five pounds at poundland

[@CH-lx3he]

Skank

[@stevengordon2145]

Real talk, A poor man lives day to day.. A rich man makes money but never spends his own. But an idiot looks down on others and thinks he's made it... Respect for getting by my brother Blessings 👌

[@hellrazor117]

Bruh. That's how you stay poor. Learn to cook.

[@hellrazor117]

@jordan belfort No one said anything about instant riches

[@stevengordon2145]

@@hellrazor117 if a poor man learns to cook, he can feed himself yes from the food he is buying and his lifestyle and over all health will improve. . But he still needs to pay his gas or electricity bill to cook the food so in fact he saves nothing. But the guy living on food from cheap take away restaurants or even poundland supermarkets can survive..even save a little and make his money last a little longer. Once again Blessings on these getting by living day to day. .. Don't get pulled into the bullshit my brother

[@mannytsolakis7244]

defo the best and most smartest £5 munch

[@ldot6129]

TOP10S TV trust me the only one that was calculating in his head all these other man are bare dumb 😂

[@Lifegrowsonandon]

TOP10S TV man needs to discover supermarkets, 5er can go a long way there and not in Ahmeds

[@davidbrine8804]

Serious irony in this comment

[@billswales8800]

TOP10S TV my fucking god

[@reecehayden7731]

"Most bestest" Some BTEC English there brotha

[@kyanns9496]

Man said the robustness of the munch😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joserino27]

all that munch accompanied by a lickle can? poor selecta, mans gonna have to take a sip at a time to get through that munch otherwise he's lookin at dry mouth central. mans talkin about balance

[@nosurrender4321]

Joe Sheppard can tell you couldn’t handle a smoke fam. You weak ass nigga

[@lx9414]

Joe Sheppard 😂😂😂

[@toycat263]

8:47 Man's laugh be sounding like Thomas the tank engine

[@user-kd4ql5xr2q]

ToyCat Ko lolll

[@overload406]

It hella do tho

[@Fdiaz.07]

FAX... HALIFAX

[@skanderrgdt3365]

"when your girlfriend leaves u and nothing's left in the house" lool

[@Boxwithlife]

Today that won't be for 5 😅 inflation has got that to £8 easy.

[@viv1dre4m33]

More maybe abt 10£😂

[@AiokHD]

My local bossman has a 4/5 hygiene rating, gotta look at him sideways

[@LivingLifeFull]

NarBleD Dem hygiene ratings are bullshit tbh just clean the shop before he comes, but the 1,2,3/5 even when the inspector came shows no fucks are given

[@topmilit9989]

My Chinese and chicken shop got 0

[@sethrogen4108]

TeeJayy C It's random inspections, it can happen more then once in a week

[@missunderstood8090]

+Tom DH lol

[@missunderstood8090]

+TeeJayy C ha ha ha absolutely no fucks given

[@bryond3993]

Does man think he's Curley, chilling with one glove. 🤔😂😂

[@3d1thub]

Bryon D guess I’m not the only one studying Omam 😂

[@ThomasSpendlove]

George kills Lenny

[@felixcollins817]

hahaah

[@alexandrxws7107]

Bryon D loool doing that atm

[@ghost.v2]

Full of Vaseline 😂😂

[@maxattack5338]

This is like one of them hype crossover comics where batman bangs out spiderman

[@nigelmansell8864]

Nick Craik underrated

[@bup3414]

You kidding me, spiderman is way above batman.

[@bup3414]

There were like 4 comics between Spider-Man and Superman, And Spidey proved his own against Bats in the 2nd and in both issues beat superman or was it superboy.

[@GRIMEREPORTTV]

Official Grime Report Mugs Tv are now available at angryshopkeeper.bigcartel.com

[@moneeb704]

uncle rafool needs to go on this

[@NLVR4]

67 are deffo moist yes they are moist

[@incog247]

RPS LOL u saying that makes u moist

[@tonytucker1665]

moist

[@swimminggoggles5237]

67 are deffo moist thatd be jokes ngl

[@87AYN]

67 are deffo moist ff

[@Kjca_1998]

I’m more of a drinks person... ~ 2 black grape KA for £1 ~ Thai sweet chilli sensations for £1 ~ 3 bags of blue Bon bons (if you know you know) for £1 ~ big Cadbury diam bar for £1 ~ and a cheeky little cornetto from the fridge for £1 because why not

[@mightytattz6752]

You would deffo win this bro. Thats the best munchies ive heard i think

[@Kjca_1998]

@@mightytattz6752 You know the score brother 👍🏻

[@mightytattz6752]

Kjca yeman i used to kill them bonbons back in school n college 😂😂

[@TheDonBro]

Chicken Connoisseurrrrr rudeboy

[@ThermalAbuse]

TheDonBro • And then the camera man is like, "CHAYZUSSSS"

[@Kingofthekop1]

Thats a £10 munch in 2022

[@terrencebarrett702]

Urban Legend says he is the leading scorer for Nigeria's U16 team.

[@papacole5025]

Trivellato He is Ghanaian tho.

[@bluestarinthesky5652]

Papa Cole so he not Nigerian?

[@papacole5025]

bluestar inthesky I never said he was.

[@bluestarinthesky5652]

That what people been saying he does not look Ghanaian, he look Niga

[@papacole5025]

His surname 'Quashie' is a popular ghanian surname.

[@Liam_95]

Plz bring back the five pound munch 😭😭🤞

[@rhysheading6805]

His neck looking like that Caterpillar cake I always got for my birthday as a kid...

[@missunderstood8090]

ha ha ha ha

[@ryanbahrani3121]

Cnopt 22 Colin???

[@user-kd4ql5xr2q]

Lol

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

i got that cake too

[@michaelowen2944]

O shiiit lol 😂 funny guy

[@amyjunior924]

haha if he got charged for the bag, he'd be 2p over budget lol 😂😂

[@Macksze]

you are trippin bro dats OG crisps i remember getting them when i was like 9 bro and im 24 now come on they OG as fuck just UNDER RATED

[@danknuggz7098]

Macksze they been around time

[@REALCAUTION]

Macksze what the paprika flavour? seriously?

[@kristianbarr9590]

REALCAUTION ye, longgggggggg time

[@serpentious]

I came to post this.

[@NuraM444]

truuuuuuuu

[@donnao.2809]

The Con is a modern day legend. Eminently quotable fellow. I'd go for the DOUBLE OR NOTHING being a gambling man, but the Connoisseur exercises restraint. He's playing the long game. "Balance! " Good luck to the chap.BOBx

[@HM-ws5ug]

The girl serving him looked even younger than him

[@judgejudyslover]

Hamzah Malik probably was. Muslim shop means free labour from the family. Equals more profit.

[@sairadarr]

Hamzah Malik lol she's the same one smoking at the beginning on the atm

[@zkureeman]

paprika max isnt OG??? you YOUNGERS. I was having these 20 year ago

[@LNDS]

He’s 27 mate

[@dannyramos7726]

Still can’t believe this guy is in his twenties.

[@Yeprenuer11234]

DaNnY RaMoS lmao so tru

[@elpucx2556]

wait what i thought he was 16 topss

[@user-pp1qk5sg6g]

Back when they didn’t charge for bags 😂

[@Chris-if8og]

the way the cameraman said “maybe water it down a bit” while laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m deceased

[@jaimeleonguzman4328]

That's why i never buy crisps from these shops. 1 average size packet costs £1. You can go aldi and get 6 pack crisps for 80p.

[@Darko2]

anthony joshua next make it happen

[@brusby97ify]

Kravez so he can buy a protein shake and a raw avacardo?

[@XxV3NGEANC3xX]

Matt Brusby avacados are already raw wtf lmfao

[@colonelsanders4006]

Matt Brusby fuckin muppet.

[@11pratical96]

My nigga, do you know what an avocado is?

[@brusby97ify]

XxV3NGEANC3xX You realise you can cook avacardo? there for before said cooking is done it's raw!! get yourself an education

[@goldmak1]

This man is 26 years old he some booky guy

[@RB-NZ2]

Stop using london slang you ain’t from London

[@occypoo2041]

Ross Butler shut up silly chav

[@occypoo2041]

Ross Butler probably liked your own comment what a bender

[@olliewarren7035]

Ross Lad you don’t need to be from London to use slang 🤣🤣

[@benmccullough3605]

I thought he was in highschool

[@user-su1pg9ze2v]

He picked all the nasty sweets 😷

[@RealityClubX]

I go for 3x chocolate peanuts, even though they taste cheap as fuck lmao

[@manlikechuckie3768]

It's 1 pack of fizzy peaches and 2 packs of fizzy blue bottles

[@RealityClubX]

MAN LIKE CHUCKIE They're both buff

[@yourlocalneighbour2495]

Buzz is peingness. Peach and strawberry straws are the best.

[@lx9414]

Yasmin M fr😂😂😂

[@roadmanshaq5597]

2 2 sips 😂

[@deechonada]

Lord knows I've never seen a buzz sweet selection that large

[@cb7340]

“I’m feeling a bit fruity” “Pardon?” 🤣

[@sunvirchahal1408]

2:35 that moh from Arsenal Fan tv loool

[@a7_mvt]

Sunvir Chahal im dead

[@MrALEXROCKS789]

Sunvir Chahal anyone else think this guys profile pic was a hair and try and wipe it off

[@superUtubeFANboy]

Sunvir Chahal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kierenbrand9564]

ViTaL Motionz you know 😂

[@phampton6781]

10:47 "You don't need honey, you got saliva". LOL

[@BIGBADmouse1]

He off to play golf or something what's with the glove?

[@NGT4LIFE]

he's a shooter

[@ilyasomer5772]

Balotelli Geodude dip dip

[@JayEllDee]

Balotelli Geodude He pull up hop out bangs on the opp chicken shops🐓🔫

[@dereecepinder5347]

"Counter balance" "crevices" ain't heard those words in aaagess🤦🏽‍♂️

[@MrKnobsonJr]

When you break up with your girl and there's nothing else in the house☠️😭

[@andrewyoung4218]

gary coleman

[@missunderstood8090]

+Andrew Young yup....long time

[@ALL.TYPE.NO.FACE1]

Man it’s sad coming back and watching these vids not just on a nostalgia one but the price of things now is a fukin joke compared to the video prices. It’s not even been that long either. God help us in the future

[@tyreeklitchmore-singh5739]

Lordie is hard!! When he said passion fruit that went over heads

[@sstargamin917]

man does samsung adverts now but still has time for grime report tv, what a don.

[@arsenewenger9322]

Paprika crisps been around for timeee lol what they on about

[@thomz672]

best crisps aboutttttttt

[@Christopher_J]

Arsene Wenger They new school crisps.. they aint bn around as long as say a pack of Doritos or skips😎

[@MT-qg7ev]

Christopher Johnson they’re not new school at all lol i used to buy them 8 years ago

[@lukelyden-milwain6149]

8 years! thats new skool!

[@TomIntrCty]

Remember them when I was at least 8, I’m 32 now... they were called punching paprika

[@ezekieltete6584]

"You don't need honey, you got saliva fam"😂😂👏🏾

[@leonwilliams3221]

Man went for the passion fruit rubicon, was a dead munch saved by that selection 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@1tdbarnes]

I'm feeling a bit fruity, hold on Bruv say that again aha 😂

[@LNDS]

He said pardon* not “hold on bruv say that again”

[@l.2877]

3:04 The only reason I come back and watch this🤣🤣

[@bestclips2616]

6:20 who clocked bosslady giving lordie the eye 😂😂😭😭

[@Dntwochmewochtv]

LMAO QUICK ONES

[@beezus7769]

Ma nigga got chicken at home for those waffles! Thinking ahead!!😂

[@rjw_3rdgang748]

2:08 That girl just got rejected by the door hard 😂😂

[@6.1mviews40]

“My taste buds are requiring” 😂😂

[@gort9374]

mad respect to my man,plannin ahead for the next day,he has waffles,and probably some leftover chicken,waffles and chicken for breakfast

[@JustinIlluZn]

swear down i predicted the first word he would say is 'obviously' 😂😂 rate this

[@JustinIlluZn]

man don't know about max paprika crisps you know..

[@BrainGrapes]

Tesco better. Massive baguette £0.70 Ham £1 Orange juice £0.90 6 donuts £1 Multipack crisps £1 40p for charity

[@harvyb2924]

Tom Moore cop a chewing gum at the tills rudeboy

[@reck8085]

Liam Eaton ay its used for weapons an shit

[@panda_gbh993]

Tom Moore raaa

[@wanderingskeleton52]

What about 50p bag?

[@patrickstar6758]

I'm fasting and im watching this 😭😭

[@rey-iv6of]

Og £5 munch: chicken roll, crisps, drink an sweets

[@Rdon_Ranger]

His actually too funny 😩😭😂

[@colonelsanders4006]

Walkers Max Paprika new school??? I was eating them back in like 2003, been around for time.

[@Besiktas1903cArsi]

2003 doesn’t really make it old school

[@MT-qg7ev]

Besiktas1903cArsi its definitely not new school.

[@valmal2659]

Besiktas1903cArsi it does

[@Besiktas1903cArsi]

You guys must be teenagers if u think that’s old school.

[@addmenow7454]

Besiktas1903cArsi most crisp ain't new school either? Except walkers.. Paprika is full of flavour. Ya can't hate on them

[@DAForex]

Should have done £5 munch (chicken shop edition)

[@coreycanning3899]

That’s just basically one of his videos

[@user-gl5lx2mu9n]

Init shut up rexzo 😂😂

[@1996naim]

Bruv walkers paprika crisp is an og crisp it's been in the shops for tiiiime

[@Reckless_yg]

he's actually too cute

[@michaelrutherford-axcell1910]

You kidding me? Max Paprika is definitely an OG crisp. One of the best one of the greatest.

[@3augustabrothers]

Mans moving like some Michael Jackson with the one glove 😂

[@impulsecod322]

Bag of sensations - £1 2 rubicon cans £1.18 Bag of skittles - £1 Choco chip cookies £1 2 bags of teeth - 80p £4.98

[@bobthebuilder9848]

I bet the shop keeper was just staring at him

[@tonytucker1665]

bob the builder HURRY UP AND BUY

[@taliyahalondon]

"Hurry up and buy!" **kills the store owner and worker** (Menace II society)

[@amybennett9299]

I never thought I'd see him without the tie😂😂🤣🤣

[@YARMISE]

this was my fav episode ever

[@AarnavRudh-yk2kw]

My man said my taste buds are requiring 😂😂😂😂

[@Banties]

All dat chickens gone to his neck

[@tmello_music]

bring this show back Lordie we need this 💯

[@Don_Dilla]

£5 munch : big deck of oaties (like mcvitties for with tea) pack of sensations litre bottle of coke or something 4 pack of dairymilks sour chewits BANG! No more than 4.30. what man don't have tea bags and milk? really.

[@Luckbeats]

4 wings and chips = £1.50KA Black Grape = £0.50Doritos Chilli Heatwave = £1.00Dairy Milk Daim Large = £1.00Maryland triple choc = =£1.00 Can't beat that

[@kodexx6044]

I'd put the cookies on the waffle and eat it together

[@VelaSwift]

Wife and I LOVE your videos man. Much love from Canada!