Chicken Life

A mashup of the iconic Half-Life originated Valve jingle we all know and love mashed with the Chicken Invaders 2 theme mashed up by ciphGene in my Discord server.
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[@usedtobe2780]

>normal friday night >playing tf2 >rage on enemy heavy >lights go out >door bursts >finally it got breached >you see t posing stock heavy >his eyes are glowing red >it was the last image you ever seen.

[@dude4509]

Y O U. N E V E R. K N O W. T H E. T R U T H

[@W74_Pizza]

you shouldn't have taken his rusty nails

[@matheoandree6901]

Friday night .....funkin!???

[@versthappening7181]

@@matheoandree6901 someone need to make mod of this

[@SplicerHurdle]

Meanwhile the valve theme plays

[@usaccdecks8363]

Soundsmith: Why do I hear boss music?

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Traffic: WHY DO I HEAR SAXOPHONE MUSIC?!?!?

[@LunaIsOnYoutube]

The overmind has breached containment

[@aero8272]

Leave this at 420 likes

[@TemuLock]

@@aero8272 I'm leaving it at 469

[@Kaisanmon]

It’s 666 likes it’s perfect

[@thetoglandbattleship]

This is the Overmind's second choice of music as his theme

[@angrycinnabon2956]

This is the theme for his "Unleashed" form; The form the overmind will take when he finally lays his siege on humanity

[@caponuts]

@@angrycinnabon2956 His last is named "up in yo crib dawg"

[@stickmanweirdadventures2550]

You mean Overmind, like From Starcraft 1?

[@ThatKidNextDoorYT]

@@stickmanweirdadventures2550 no they mean the overmind from one of soundsmith's gmod videos

[@imblank2675]

Yes but actually no

[@ComfiCharlie]

*door gets kicked down* TPOSEING BEARDED WALKS IN *opens mouth* "Chicken Invaders 2 theme starts playing"

[@GamingCreed47]

His final form being he grows to Goliath size and looms over your house with his mouth still open, the music of Chicken Invaders can be heard throughout the neighborhood.

[@heavygaming2645]

As he slowly slides towards you. You feel a great pain in your eyes you cant shut them you are forced to look at this magnificent being as he slowly slides closer and closer you can do nothing but watch and scream into the endless void of his eyes

[@sloppyslabba]

someone please make a creepypasta based on this

[@freegamer8313]

yes please

[@elusiveenn972]

@@freegamer8313 Scp- 27699 the expense

[@angryheavy5967]

This is a real story based on a used up joke. Our or My story is a very spoky one that came into my mind is not real ok. Hello my name is camenbear, yes i know very weired name my dad gave me that name anyways this happend when i was home alone 3 or 6 years ago im not sure. So i was on my bed and played some minecraft on my laptop and do you know that feeling of beging watch? There was a big three in our backyard in fornt of my window and it looked like a person but it wasn't a person only a cat or something else could get up there. I Thouth There was movement i was geting sweety but, but then i heard him... *LOUD SCREMING* I jumed out of my bed to look i said to my self my someones in our backyard i opend the window and i jumped back. I ones heard of this thing and is's called the chicken life i think. it looked at me cold dead. I runed in to my dad's and mom's room and was hiden under the bed. before i went under the bed it saw me going. It scremed MAX POWER .While beging under the bed i saw that it had something weird on the back side of it's head.After that he went into every room and scremed MAX or MAD POWER. I fell asleep under the bed and woke up the next day. I looked every where and i saw that he left a note. It said I will Find you and i will game end u. And that was my story thanks.

[@sloppyslabba]

@@angryheavy5967 I literally read this out loud and fucking cried. thanks

[@JulianSlime]

Here's a story One night I saw a t pose heavy and killed my ears

[@JulianSlime]

*THE OVERMIND HAS TARGETED YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE*

[@malayman3023]

Bearded expense is the one SCP that no one can run away from.

[@TheMortalMan]

He's the SCP that escaped They can't contain him

[@supermudkipz]

@@TheMortalMan he was the original SCP 048

[@Z3R0Steam]

SCP-B34RD3D 3XP3N53 known as, Bearded Expense, T-Bone, gaming time, all up in yo crib dawg, grub, The Overmind, Bearded the Zookeeper. Class: [REDACTED]

[@BIGBOIKIWI]

scp 096 but its bearded expense

[@ton6473]

A P P O L L Y N

[@Chvddy_Bvddie]

Teacher: what are you smiling at? Me: nothing Me in my brain:

[@sloppyslabba]

mom pick me up im scared

[@cooperproductions3731]

nice

[@Bird-zn9eb]

mom: no

[@krinkovrequired9279]

NYET

[@na-dt5pw]

Run home to maamaa

[@krinkovrequired9279]

@@na-dt5pw in a box

[@aiden-sy3ex]

the chicken song thing has literally just become bearded expense's theme

[@ThatDevilBrony]

Hey, if it works, why not roll with it?

[@KingKayro87]

Amazingly, he fucking hates it

[@buttnakedsnake9357]

Imagine seeing your closet door open at 3am, you look over and see *HIM*

[@panakidyt4510]

I agree snake, it's a horrible sight indeed

[@crownn21]

When You become a Heavy main

[@blowtorchfrankie9733]

Bearded Expense should be a Slender Fortress boss, and when you see him, he'll starts screaming

[@pawwier2472]

Thank god that someone created a mod where this is the loading screen :)

[@MrGrinn228]

It sounds like a Half Life 3 Radio leak Sound xd

[@gletchguy8806]

HL3 Episode 1 or 2? I'm from the future and I'm asking

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@gletchguy8806 oh man half life 4;endgame is lit

[@karlnorlock7087]

Some one needs to write an scp 001 proposal about bearded

[@raylen-3053]

_I'm so scared... he's in my house... he's looking for me... Oh god... I think he sees me... He's making white noise... please... please help me..._

[@computr166]

oh no, what are we going to do? i'm so scared.

[@Z3R0Steam]

Should have added the turning head like in Portal 2 when you first boot it up.

[@Capdukeymomoman]

good god thats scary

[@FrieBunchOfNumbers]

Bearded is no longer loud funny man, he scary tpose man

[@insertgenericusernamehere472]

When I saw this I saw no dislikes on the video. Pretty epic, huh?

[@2fort]

Now you will never see dislikes again

[@sparkly9294]

The Valve song is titled "Hazardous Environments" btw

[@funnyfella8198]

I never knew a single piece of media would simultaneously give me PTSD, anxiety, schizophrenia, paranoia, intense stomach pains and an erection

[@achanceofrain575]

Hold up-

[@Z3R0Steam]

SCP-B34RD3D 3XP3N53 known as, Bearded Expense, grub, gaming time, all up in yo crib dawg, The Overmind, Bearded the Zookeeper. Class: [REDACTED]

[@user-ke4wr2hj1c]

How the tf2 community took over the Internet memes (2019 colorized)

[@spoonaddict8805]

The fact that these two themes fit so well makes me wonder if that valve guy and the overmind is connected

[@Petal316]

5k views, 1k likes, *0 dislikes* ... you should feel proud man that is amazing.

[@Pc_98_Fan]

Freak fortress 2: Bearded expense theme

[@MintyT21]

A T pose heavy stands at the door what will you do next

[@user-sv3tx9gm6u]

kill it

[@furkansaryerli]

Killbind

[@furkansaryerli]

Also known as suicide irl

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Jump through the window

[@cooperproductions3731]

Give it a sandwich offering

[@dangitsnile]

So... is this the abandoned file of Half Life 3?

[@thecrazylucario4004]

Yes Thats all i have to say about this

[@secretfuton5068]

Oh god, Bearded is an android sent here to steal our chickens He's become sentient and chickens will no longer satisfy his quota.. Watch out he's going to take your eyelashes-

[@Bird-zn9eb]

We must satisfy his hunger for eyelashes for the safety of tf2 who knows what power he possesses.....

[@W74_Pizza]

@@Bird-zn9eb he mains heavy he can eat the entire universe, just put a slice on bread on opposite sides and you got a universe sandvich, he takes one bite, universe disappears. we can not kill him as he can respawn and we can not.

[@ChromiumDome411]

Who could it be knocking on my door? *Door Breaks *Bearded Expense with the chicken life appears!

[@snaetos]

this is what a spy hears immediately after decloaking behind bearded. Their life flashing before their eyes and watching h i m in slow motion.

[@HellaHoesFr]

Wait a minute... Did I download the wrong Valve game?

[@d_rock1535]

No... No you did not.

[@HellaHoesFr]

@@d_rock1535 Ah, I see.

[@youknowwho5251]

When the invaders are killed, what will have left? A planet that has been helped by the power of one man. One which has ruled everything with the unruly power to crush foes with a fowl glare. Do not resist, you must use your powers whilst it lasts. Your planet needs you! Rip and Tear, until it is done. Bearded Expense is the man for the job!

[@Mr-Moron]

*The overmind has sensed your presence

[@lordphrak3107]

Hey, I just say your venting video and wanted to say stay positive, man. You are one of the funniest people I know on KZbin/Twitch IMO, your humor matches mine, not just the loud noises but all the other jokes you and your friends make just never fail to make me smile or laugh. Honestly whenever you upload or start streaming I get excited to see what you do! Keep up the amazing content, man, and remember, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel of darkness, sometimes life will beat you back and test your will, but never give in... keep pushing forward... stay awesome, bearded

[@ryoma107]

running through a hallway this music slowly gets louder and louder

[@datcan]

Onely soundsmith watchers will [maybe] rember this 🍔

[@koullis5404]

The burger

[@datcan]

Beard rn: wheeze + episode flashbacks

[@koullis5404]

@@veljkozunic7735 woah

[@datcan]

?

[@lobotomite5615]

lolok @ this

[@embrace000]

You don't choose the chicken life The chicken life chooses you.

[@achanceofrain575]

Me watching this at three AM only to turn off my phone and have it continue: * Chuckles * I’m in danger

[@supermudkipz]

The Bearded Expense horror game

[@punmaster5187]

This is the music all might heard before he died on the street

[@gasmaskd9322]

*_He lurks, searching for you_* *_You may run, but he will catch you_* *_You may hide, but he will find you_* *_You may fight, but bullets wont work_*

[@Bird-zn9eb]

There is no denying him even when you think that you have ran away the is always there...

[@TheFruitBasketOfficial]

Free copypasta: it was midnight and I hear a window break, I then peeked around the corner and saw bearded’s heavy. I ran up my stairs quietly but I saw him teleport to the bottom of the stairs. I went into my room but I shut all the doors on my way by to hopefully trick him, I then heard a distant version of this playing slowly getting louder. I quickly hid in the closet fuse box area when the door ripped off it’s hinges to open revealing the man. He walked away and seemingly left so I went to the outer door but when I got outside there was only darkness. I heard footsteps in another room so I ran into the downstairs bathroom and hid in the hot water tank area after making noise in another room to hopefully make that room more suspicious, the door opened and I felt a menacing gaze focus on me as I looked up and saw it…. TF2 heavy dressed up like Rick stone with glowing red eyes, he then crushed my skull with his bare hands and then I saw Rick Stone Peter griffin

[@NuclearAngel570]

The Notorious Scoundrels Version Of The Pillar Men Song

[@thegishs9500]

The SCP that follows you to your house to steal your pet gerbil

[@giopalacios4434]

He stalks in the shadows then once you see him, it’s too late then he t-poses over you to assert dominance

[@skyshadow4523]

Heavy: (play this song with his mic while T posing and slowly approaching a scout) Scout: *Top 10 moment captured before death*

[@breadscout]

I won? I FUCKING WON? YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[@IronPikachu724]

This appeared because I finally found the name of the song you used in the mafia game ad stuff with soundsmith, and it was under the search results of the song lol

[@aspen3531]

Now this is a hazardus environment

[@megacharizard1356]

You join 2fort and u see a tposing heavy u kill it and think nothing much then the heavy bursts the door ur hewrt is pumping with fear and the chicken invader aura slowly gets close to you

[@mr.hardhat2443]

The official bearded expense boss fight theme

[@kenjii5205]

Scariest sleepover ever

[@Man0fTrash]

Hazardous Poultry 2

[@crownn21]

Chicken Invaders : The Next Wave Update : New intro

[@fetasmeg]

such is the life of a chicken; their journey through hell will be perilous.

[@cosmicdunsparce]

This is the last thing one hears before they die of laughter because of the shenanigans that ensue

[@TheLoaf1743]

This made me search up Chicken Invaders and a flow of memories from long long ago came through.

[@m.s.1522]

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY

[@longfang_1764]

I need that startup as a mod

[@dumby807]

Good news, it exists on gamebanana

[@mynameisjager7318]

This is the song that plays in the fucking overminds brain on a perfect 24/7/365 loop

[@engineergaming2549]

The over mind has arisen

[@1997FOEVA]

This feels like a chase theme

[@zoyuomg5934]

Great video as always

[@JakeCrossworth]

Doom is near, Rick Stone is powerful, you’re a foolish, weak, mortal

[@pineapplecultist3192]

OH NO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

[@alexanderchapman5542]

This man can either be Badass, wheezing level of funny or, HOSTILE ENTITY

[@bukachell]

My favourite company: BEARd

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

SCP-48729, “The Scoundrel” Object Class: Apollyon

[@die2279]

Than bearded had hyper realistic eyes and cried blood

[@lemon5872]

For no reason I’m gonna use this for dungeons and dragons to make my dm’s life living hell

[@CrazyTech435]

When you walk around in 2fort with a bearded sign

[@texasred1000]

If bearded expense was a bossMonologue:Terminal VentureFight : Crimson Crusader2nd health bar: Chicken life

[@bruhed1117]

We need a bearded expense theme song instrumental

[@Zamonac]

When I play halve life instead gordon feeman it was bearded expensive with hyper-realistic eyeballz. I got scared so I poo. This is real story rate 5 starz pls :3

[@od4361]

woah

[@Primentis]

Is this real?????

[@Zamonac]

@@Primentis yes

[@computr166]

spoooky upvoet

[@Cursedc23]

Overmind stage 2: overminding rage.

[@doesnormalityexist]

The mad lad has given us a gift, I have no idea what the gift is, other than it is magnificent

[@sparklepawz1185]

One day I open up team fortress two so I can play as the funny pootis man. But when I open the game I’m not met with the familiar da da danaaa of the team fortress theme and instead I hear spooky music. Then I see that the normally jovial title art is no longer of the funny characters from the game but instead a hyper realistic picture of bearded expense. He open his mouth and this song played and he bled at me

[@OptimusPrime_Commenter]

If I hear this song from a distance in my house I know I'm fucked

[@Kieferson1]

I kinda wanna turn this into a horror-esqe SFM animation

[@angrycinnabon2956]

This will be the last thing we hear before the overmind finally stages his attack on humanity.

[@aliteraldumpsterfire672]

The sound you hear when *the bearded man* is hunting you

[@perilousskillet5269]

Quite mysterious...

[@neo-luddismrules]

SCP-428, also known as "The Overmind" is an anomaly which looks like a big Russian man with a formal suit on and sun glasses. If confronted by any entity, SCP-428

[@5JSX5]

This is creepy af. Great job!

[@salamander5171]

Why do I love this

[@the_real_boogeyman]

This works surprisingly well

[@KROphotography]

Oh god it’s the overmind aka grub aka up in yo crib dawg

[@maccthew]

scene set You hear a door creak open. You get out of your bed to see what it was, but nothing’s there. As you start getting back under your covers, you think about your next day. As an engineer, you worry about your team. What if they aren’t able to get through to get to the objective? What if they can’t push the cart in time? You start thinking of different buildings, maybe a cart mounted sentry, easily portable dispensers. These thoughts and ideas usually keep you up at night, but you know you need to get more sleep to be at your best, as Medic said. You hear a clattering of a toolbox hitting the ground. This jolts you out of bed, you’re already on edge from worrying so much. You know something has to be there. Was it Demo sleep walking? Pests? Maybe even a RED spy? Either way, you grab your frontier justice. Earlier that day your sentry got 3 kills, and being a smart engineer, you destroyed it to get 6 criticals. As you turn the corner, you see it. The broad shoulders. The ominous red glow. The red aviators. It’s him. You almost drop your gun at the shock. As you jolt back around the corner to get out of his sight, he quickly turns around to investigate the sound. He glides down the hallway in his reference pose. He checks the hallway closet, the bathroom. As he goes into Scout’s room, you hear the crack of his neck. Then Soldier’s room. Pyro. Demoman. Heavy. You’re next, and you have to do something, anything. You need to stop him before he gets to the rest of your team. So many thoughts and possible solutions rush through your head. Minisentry? Telefrag? Dispenser? Tackle him? You remember. Use gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun. You need more gun. You grab your jag and your pistol. You set up your se- _snap_

[@goker6001]

SCP-2007 "The Overmind" Once you are in his line of sight, he will rush at you at the speed of light as he is T-Posing, God save you if you ever see this SCP. He'll capture you before you capture him...

[@bonkieblues9119]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To open the vault door greeted to the downward spiral

[@mrmeek5421]

The valve headed guy scared me Know this is my fear

[@luigithewaddledee]

Why does this sound like it would fit Madness Combat so damn well

[@scooble_]

“SCP- *static* HAS EXITED THE FACILITY-“

[@patnightwalker6597]

Five Nights at Bearded's

[@daderpguy9229]

just remembered there was a mod for this to be your loading screen

[@a_common_weeb]

This is actually dope

[@thespideyhub]

this is what plays when you get the bad ending