Childe trying to say pickup line but it's in different language

Kimura Ryohei (Childe's seiyuu) really nailed it and I found it attractive pls 💀
... psst...celebrating his 2nd rerun why hello there
Edited: Everyone has been wondering why the audio sounds a bit distorted (?) or messed up. There's nothing problem on that audio, it's just the sound of the ORIGINAL audio that sounds like that, hopefully y'all understand and I'm sorry about that!! 🙏💕
Translation by Beanie13268
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Original audio:
• [Eng sub] Seiyuus sayi...
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IG: @ayanime_aya
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Discord server!:
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Game: Genshin Impact || created by Mihoyo
#GenshinImpact

[@yugiiiii]

You ask who childe is? He's my favorite childe, my little boy, my cute kid, my reason to live, the apple of my eye, my life, my love, my one and only

[@everaced]

and a murderous psychopath but beloved nonetheless

[@pineddew]

yikes. hes also a murderous phsyco who wants to kill people and is manipulative!! you sure do have GREAT taste /J (nO HELP PEOPLE ARE MISUNDERSTANDING NO HATE TO CHILDE SIMPS I LOVE YALL I WAS VEING SARCASTIC CGFDSCDSDCGDS IM SORRY DONT CANCEL ME LMFAO I ADDED A TONE TAG HOPEFULLY THAT HELPS PLS-)

[@m1kaela27]

@@pineddew im not sure if ur just joking but let people like who they want

[@Dorimefasolatedo]

@@m1kaela27 I loved murderers

[@yuzukii5693]

I shall do dis if Aya does Kazuha

[@enz.0]

zhonglis voice actor laughing at childes is the most canon thing

[@probablyham_16]

When the raiden shotgun is sus

[@barbat0es]

Everyone is sus

[@idk.8086]

@@probablyham_16 shot gun🤨

[@probablyham_16]

@@idk.8086 no u

[@Soyana0620]

Raiden shoun is so sus..

[@Shiyukiteru]

I love how Zhongli, the most serios guy ever, laughs at that

[@chxrryk1sses179]

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I-

[@Shiyukiteru]

dang so many likes!

[@BuySKZAlbumNowToPayTheirMeals.]

@@chxrryk1sses179 rememberrrrrr

[@haengihorsetheonewhocancoo8855]

@@BuySKZAlbumNowToPayTheirMeals.but where are those who share the memories?

[@Current_Vibes]

@@haengihorsetheonewhocancoo8855I’m not gonna ask again, WHERE ARW RHOSE WHO SHARE THE MEMORIES??!

[@Flowerfairyy27]

Tagarog-desu 😂 all of Childe's VAs are so charismatic lol

[@applyinggaming9529]

it is childe's va after all

[@Yue_mariin00]

That's just the way it's said in Japanese tho?? What's funny about it aksnsksjdn

[@Korogiri_Koenagi]

@@Yue_mariin00 his way of saying it is just so funny

[@k3k0ri-isdr0wningwtf]

Exactly

[@HIKO.R]

@@Korogiri_Koenagi it's their Japanese accent though-

[@Crepe30]

Zhongli laughing is contagious

[@luminous6934]

yes

[@bananasplit8883]

Definitely

[@PichuElric]

IKKK

[@bjp1101]

for sure

[@mariachristi207]

He's just LMAO-ing nonstop X"D OMGGG I CAN'TTTT

[@cornzzn]

"hindi na kita pakakawa...lan" the pause killed me LMAOO

[@Lion_Lamb525]

PLS ME TOO BAHHAHAHAHA

[@zozo2199]

SAAMMME

[@arvls8083]

ooOOHh! Its that matter between the "pakakawa....lan" or its mean something else?? I wanna know!!

[@LucasGleason]

x2

[@chrisandjoandimalanta7851]

SAMEEEE

[@arsenic.3815]

Zhongli's laugh make me laugh too

[@sirshaxdchan5009]

It gives me years of life

[@combust__]

"What is he doing?" Me, a filipino: his best

[@yourlocalf2p624]

yes pare/mare

[@klee9604]

Tru

[@SheynChan]

Frfr

[@ggraciana.yy2]

cute kaayo si Childe ay ug agree (Childe is so cute and agree)

[@uchihamadra7234]

Talaga pri Eng:yeah dude

[@Mu_5713]

zhongli laughing is adding 50+ years onto my life span

[@yukhuun]

ayanime is slowly falling into the genshin impact hole.

[@TeruTheIkea]

its probably already too late for ayanime- (0_0")

[@bananakirb2803]

Lol

[@galaxylisabeth2178]

i am already in the hole. i welcome ayanime.

[@zunumae]

After all, once you gensh-in you can't gensh-out.

[@allydjiricdjnejdox6389]

@@zunumae I WAAS LOOKINF FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

[@R_i_t_s_u]

the audio quality just makes it so much better

[@iamagoodpersonxiaocked9865]

as a filipino, this is beyond funny "pakakawa" *"lan."*

[@smilesomemoar]

IKR BWAHAHAHAH PLUS IT'S CHILDE- CHILDE!! SO CONYO

[@tommyreiss5457]

But what does it meeeean

[@iamagoodpersonxiaocked9865]

@@tommyreiss5457 'let go' lmao

[@palemoon5818]

@@tommyreiss5457 it means "let go"

[@smilesomemoar]

@@tommyreiss5457 he also said it afterwardss hehe

[@fuuuuuu7]

I've seen the actual live clip way before I started playing genshin. As a filipino whose favorite character is Childe, this is perfect. Thank you for making this 🛐

[@sapph3904]

Where can I see the live clip?

[@fuuuuuu7]

@@sapph3904 Here's the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnKciZmplJd3fdE The time stamp for the audio used in this video is on 3:20 have fun watching ^_^

[@procrastinatingx2786]

As another Filipino whose favorite character is childe, we are now comrades

[@lintea_]

@@procrastinatingx2786 hello comrade

[@xennyyuna3669]

@@procrastinatingx2786 Hello there, fellow comrade

[@raiden_lawrence4169]

💀✨Childe trying to flirt in Tagalog is my new religion ✨💀

[@pakyubente738]

tagarogu desu~

[@user-jr9gw3gl7z]

as a Filipino it’s even better

[@leanna932]

@@user-jr9gw3gl7z same

[@sankarii.21]

@@pakyubente738 *zhongli laughing so archon damn hard* dakara, tagarogu desu.

[@foreverconfusedandkindacute]

That entire sentence felt like a rollercoaster ride

[@fish2368]

The fact that zhongli is Arabic and he is laughing so hard at childe for trying to say his line in another language is srsly te funniest thing I've wanted to see and hear lol 😂😂😂 Edit: ayoo 10k likes

[@milkncookiesgacha3524]

SAME HAHAHA

[@HayatoPato]

Arabic? Those are japanese voice actors.. who are.. japanese ._.

[@Yuunarichu]

@@HayatoPato They mean the language they got chosen to. Like if someone was red team "Zhongli is red" that kinda thing-

[@fish2368]

@@HayatoPato yeh ik, but I mean like each character in this video represents a language and childe represents Japanese, while zhongli represents Arabic, plus I don't really think it's Japanese like Ig it's Philippines, but I still find it quite funny 😅😅😂

[@fish2368]

@@aibouuu4255 omgg I can't this is so cute and hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@herizz]

ZHONGLI IS JUST DYING HAJDFI

[@huhutao9459]

It's 8 in the morning on a school day and I never expected to come across Kimura Ryohei to speak tagalog and seeing Zhongli with that expression that was also really beautifully drawn in an art style I actually really love. Why didn't I come across this sooner. Please hold on while I fangirl to my corner over here.

[@kitry5800]

LMAO I READ THIS AT 8 IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL DAY………… same tho agreed holy shit

[@user-ke9ul6ms4r]

Your an imposter!!

[@huhutao9459]

@@user-ke9ul6ms4r I genuinely thought this reply was mine until I reread it for three times LMAO

[@user-ke9ul6ms4r]

@@huhutao9459 that’s funny

[@emily_n]

Omg same 😅

[@cootanolli5131]

i never knew i needed to see zhongli laughing so hard-

[@evelynneclipse2069]

THE FACT THAT ITS ACTUALLY KIMURA RYOHEI AND TOMOAKI MAENO IS ALSO THERE PLUS MORE GENSHIN SEIYUU IS GOLD. I thought its just random clips of random people so when I found out this became 10 times funnier. Also may I know what you use to animate? It looks so good 😢

[@acclasica9496]

SAME I THOUGH IT WAS JUST SOME DUBBED FANCARTOON, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY THEM 😂😂😂😂

[@cyoonzino]

You can see on their channel's description what apps they use!

[@fuyuutama]

kimura: tagalog maeno: *wheezes* thank you for this. the way you drew childe and zhongli made me lose it xD

[@rozure]

It’s just the way zhongli’s VA was laughing in the background 🤣🤣

[@darkshades24]

The fact that both this version and the real one's the best really is absolutely hilarious🤣👏🏻

[@Tsukimiyasharu]

Man I die everytime I watch this

[@jiesstar]

OH GOD, I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[@cm_0011]

Zhongli laughing his ass off is the best part. 😅

[@chio3380]

I LOVE CHILDE TRYING TO FLIRT IN GENERAL OH MY GOD

[@SuperLuckynumber007]

zhongli laughing hysterically gets me every time

[@CR0WT0GR4PHY]

Zhongli’s laugh is just...perfect

[@agentkirai]

Agreed

[@issogashii]

he actually really nailed it tho! the accent and all. only thing that was off was the enunciation of the certain syllables of "pakakawalan"

[@itsisabel420]

I’m not even Filipino but the way he says “pakakawa--lan~” is so funny. The way he stops.

[@danone2414]

and then repeats it in japanesse. I am clacking not knowing any of these languages

[@Nikkieroxas2002]

The fact that im filipino and the way childe speaks tagalog is just-

[@millinemouse1162]

Honestly as a Filipino his "hindi na kita" is really good and it's pretty accurate to the accent good job childe!

[@chxrryk1sses179]

THE FACT THAT ZHONGLI IS THE ONE LAUGHING AT CHILDE IS JUST-

[@kurisumakise556]

Omg didn’t expect someone to animate this seiyuu event scene. It was so hilarious, the other va lines are funny too.

[@Popororo.]

He nailed it with the “Hindi na kita” but the “pakakawa….lan” got me dying 😭😭😭😭

[@aherarosesofficial1400]

0:02 if u wanna hear zhongli's laugh again

[@Omuhraun]

I love zhonglis VA. He’s laughing and it’s so contagious

[@panprachwaiwong6386]

It’s so weird to see Zhongli with that much expression lmaoo

[@scaramouchesslave4622]

WHEN DID THIS HAPPENED?? AS A FILIPPINO GENSHIN PLAYER THIS MADE MY DAY SUSSN

[@xxdragonflame1039]

Zhongli who never show such stupidity in childe : laughing like no tomorrow

[@noname.1169]

I can't believe that u only use ur finger to draw aaaaaaAAAAAHHH ! Masterpiece !!

[@_xxmidnight5351]

I don't know why but Zhongli laughing is contagious

[@ChocolateWhispersx]

Lol I'm smiling so hard rn at Zhongli's VA's beautifully pure and priceless laughter haha this moment is truly golden and Childe's VA here is pretty funny too! 😆😅 Still, I'm also so confused and curious at the same time about what on earth Tagalong even is.. I wonder if it is some kind of ancient/forgotten or maybe kinda obsolete language in our modern times...??? And if it isn't, I wonder why I've never heard of it..? Is it bad that I don't know of it?? ^^;

[@beennett]

Its actually the language of most filipinos here at the Philippines HAHAHA

[@ra_strawberry]

It’s the older version of Filipino. Tagalog mostly consist of Kastila which is old Spanish. Filipino is more so just an updated one with more English words.

[@bean5165]

@@ra_strawberry hala i thought it was just the same uy

[@ra_strawberry]

@@bean5165 Parehas lang sila, but just like you have Old English and Modern English, you also have Tagalog and Filipino.

[@ElyonFabre]

@@beennett I also am Filipino living here in the Philippines, speaking Tagalog/Filipino on the daily... HAHAHAHA

[@AlexN0704]

THE WAY HE MATCHED THE JP VERSION 😂 so he could say "see its similar"

[@chloeprice8491]

I love Zhongli’s laugh 😂

[@soukou_anene]

「ヒンディキターパｶｶワーッラン」 君はー 放ざーないっwww

[@crazydianne7794]

o.m.g. not me being Filipino and absolutely obsessed for Childe. This totally didn't explode my heart or anything-hhnnnngg

[@amuchii1259]

OMG. This is one of my many favorite moments of Otomate 2017. And as a KimuRyo and Childe simp, this is definitely a treat. 👌🏼

[@boi2805]

If you watch the original footage he does NOT stop laughing for the entire duration that he is on camera for this part LMAO

[@alfonsoleonsantiago7004]

I LOVE HOW ZHONGLI IS JUST LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@trappola_23]

i'm so happy Zhongli got arabic because i'm arab LMAO 💀💀💀 we need a video of when Zhongli says his line in arabic 😍😍😍

[@kauri8969]

The fact that I speak Tagalog makes this even funnier for me

[@awwman5655]

i like how bennett is the youngest but he looks so serious

[@basictexts]

I love how zhongli is enjoying himself.. 🤣🤣😂

[@hanakothe7thwonder854]

IM CHOKING HE SAID I AINT GON LEAVE YOU PINOY CHILDE CONFIRMED

[@molinaeannrafael9620]

It’s the ✨pakaka-wa-lan✨ for me

[@Cheshieruu]

i like how the audience's laughter is so low res that it sounds like an eldritch horror

[@holyalpaca750]

Zhongli's VA continuously laughing in the back 👌👌

[@setsuna6308]

watched this during school, 39 seconds well spent

[@Joshua_Del_Valle_2005]

Bruh, his Tagalog is so cute I'm dying🥺

[@theresakunkel8861]

"Im trying my best" *laughs hysterically anyways*

[@taruuu7519]

OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS! LMAO. Genshin Seiyuu did so many Otomate thing and my favorite is the poker one. The one that they need to make the same pose. I still can't stop laughing at Thoma's seiyuu casually choosing to pose as a Taxi driver when they need to pose how to sit cooly LMAO. And Chongyun's VA being cute and hillarios in the same pose and of course, Scaramouche's VA is always perfect. anyway... Love your works! Please make more!

[@emeraldtrancy4633]

I loved the one with Morita (Thoma) getting pranked

[@aranella4920]

Can't forget that ryohei was there trying to film it, I swear his phone is stacked with potential blackmail lol

[@taruuu7519]

@@aranella4920 yeah! I swear like every seiyuu event he's in he always take pictures. He really is something lmao I wonder if that even okay to begin with. I kinda want to see some of those picture lol.

[@aranella4920]

@@taruuu7519 we love ryohei the paparazzi hahahah

[@4kit0_]

As a Filipino Childe simp, this is a master piece. Killed me at the first sentence. "Hindi na! ... kita~ ... pakakawa! lan" Amazing.

[@squidcat5311]

It's Funny that Zhongli is Laughing at Him for his Pickup line but his line wasn't that good either and he also got it wrong XD

[@stars_shadow]

Now this video lives rent free in my head :))

[@smilesomemoar]

It just hits different with childe, he's so conyo literal mr. Worldwide HAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M WHEEZINGH :Plus their personas are really similar which makes it a whole lot better

[@STARLIGHT_10]

Ayanime is falling into the Genshin Impact hole slowly and once u gensh-in u can't gensh-out!

[@mehadventures1647]

That’s an old joke y’know 🙄

[@STARLIGHT_10]

Lol yep

[@jizukixa_kuronoyuichiro]

@@mehadventures1647 well yea

[@Fukei_Mono]

Tomoaki Maeno just straight-out forgot about his role in Genshin and went full-on Veldora with that laugh.

[@noir4299]

The art style and animation are so cute 🥺 this is awesome

[@xcerisex5422]

Tomoaki Maeno laughing at Kimura LOL.

[@teamo4678]

The way u drew zhongli dying got me dying to

[@svnscythe]

i'm more surprised he said it pretty well 😭

[@vee_lab]

i'm Zhongli in this moment JAJAJAJAJAJAJ 😂✨🛐

[@squarerootofmimi]

I WANT TO HESR ZHONGLI SPEAK ARABIC HELP

[@Yogiii_30]

HAHAHAH I WATCHED THE OG OF THIS AND USING IT FOR THIS I'M LAUGHING SO BAD😭🤣 THIS IS SO CUTE

[@pluto3545]

ZHONGLI BEING ARABIC AND CHILDE BEING TAGALOG IS LITERALLY MY PARENTS PLEASE

[@aestheticcardboardbox2297]

funny enough, this was the video that got me to start playing genshin

[@annemqrie_chqn3932]

RyoHei! Hey! Hey!

[@-Xia0-]

As a filipino this is very true tagalog is kinda hard to learn😂

[@karuxoe5938]

I absolutely love zhongli laughing at childe tbh

[@noriakikakyoin4262]

damn, that pause had me wheezing

[@aishahthecat6732]

That contagious Zhong Li laughter gonna disappear when he has to speak in Arabic

[@venti6534]

IM CACKLING WHY IS IT SO HILARIOUS WHEN FOREIGNERS TRY TO SPEAK OUR LAUNGUAGE

[@rkssk17]

I LOVE THE FACT IT'S MY NATIVE LANGUAGE HE WAS TRYING TO SPEAK IN OMGG LMAO

[@khlo5562]

he did it with the right pronunciation

[@justlol2305]

As a Filipino, he nailed the pronunciation.

[@inoboar4782]

Bennett seems almost impressed his luck didn’t give him that one

[@OZZZMA]

He's just lucky he didn't get the arabic one with no japanese translation 😂

[@sct8gntman]

Filipino here, andI pulled Childe when his banner dropped. I love this! So funny!

[@reese6984]

lmao im filipino and my entire family was watching this with me and we all burst out laughing at the same time

[@MelodyYue]

Lmao Zhongli laughing is everything

[@bigk8176]

IM SHITTING MYSELF, ZHONGLI LAUGHING AT CHILDE IS LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE--

[@athy_04]

The way he said it is funny and Zhongli's laugh made me laugh even harder 🤣

[@athy_04]

And I'm back here after a year HAHAHAHAHHA That "Pakakawa...LAN" and "Hanasa...NAI" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@athy_04]

How did this appear in my recommendation again 😂

[@almond_txfuu]

UR ARTSTYLE LOOKS LIKE TBHK STYLE I LOVEE ITTT

[@ちど-q2n]

前野さんの笑い声につられて笑っちゃうｗ

[@3kafkas]

I love the fact that you chose to use this scene, I adore the original video! Thanks for this awesome treat!😂♥️

[@Gusta_Gustav]

I don't even find the line itself funny or anything. It's just that Zhongli in the background that's making me crack up

[@thefeatheredbutterfly7335]

Zhongli’s just flat out making fun of him 🤣

[@zunumae]

I am second generation Filipina and my dad didn't teach Tagalog to me. But he can speak and understand it. So I was listening to this without headphones on, then when he heard Ryohei say that line-

[@MeLMeLMox]

Childe's VA really did a good job on his first try

[@mishm00p]

PLEASE THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭

[@ellenjenner3332]

He's literally me if someone's told me to speak in another language😭✋👀