Childhood Injuries

[@brewstew]

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[@TheOnlyMachu]

lov ya tyler

[@ericallen333]

May we get another plushy at some point please? Thanks love your stories

[@TheOnlyMachu]

lol hey Tyler

[@Yumdumrandom]

we should definitely get a Brewstew song Haha that’s probably not gonna happen but it would be funny

[@3zuli_sm]

@@ericallen333YES PLS BREWSTEWW🙏🙏🙏

[@coolduder1001]

7:30 I think we know where the seizure came from

[@Cookie___422]

It was a hemorrhage. I’m a nurse I’m not sure if that’s 100% accurate but I’m still in medical school.

[@ShadowFlamer25]

Glad i wasn't the only one thinking the same thing lmao

[@Cookie___422]

@@ShadowFlamer25 lol

[@Cookie___422]

@@ShadowFlamer25 Just because you were thinking the same thing I subscribe to you

[@GrogletTheFroglet]

matts little brother.

[@ImADeity]

Most childhood injuries can just regenerate. That regeneration factor is a beautiful thing

[@rickpolar]

Yea I definitely lost my gold hearts by the time I turned 20

[@Beef_jerky_official]

​@@rickpolar I'm 19 on half a heart 💀 I have too many hospital visits

[@Kage999]

As adults, we get limited to no regeneration. ⚠️

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

​@@Kage999I still feel the goofy crap I did in the 70s and 80s. I don't know about boomer dudes, but I am CERTAIN my boomer and earlier female cohorts WEREN'T out there routinely destroying themselves as I was. Good heavens, I made all my front teeth wiggly, being thrown over the handle bars of my bike and landing precisely on my open mouth on the concrete. I was mouth wide open yelling in horror as I imagined my brain all over the road.... that was a weird year...13 and still killing it like a street urchin girl AND entering puberty (completely against my will, of course).😂

[@partytimejew]

I lost my leg as a child, I never got it back

[@banjobates3637]

The laundry basket down the stairs took me back lol

[@Noshnft]

Lol

[@MaxSixty-Three]

My dad used to do that, except he was using an upside down ironing board, sledding down the ice-covered sidewalk, with his friend on the back

[@JayJay-nr7dk]

I did the same thing when I was 3 and miraculously remained unarmed

[@Maurice5114]

same it happend when i was 4 it was when my cousin and my cousin friend

[@UNKNOWN-xn3lg]

i slid down in a cardboard box and crashed into the wall many times but "kids will be kids"

[@LordJerambo]

Memories of the 80s & early 90s child hood fun. Mine were: 1) climbing a tree 20 ft up, jumping for a limb like a gymnists, bark came off, fell onto a lower limb, flipped, landed on my back. 2) throwing rocks at an alligator and then having to run for my life. 3) jumping a home made ramp in the street, handle bars flew forward, as well as I went forward onto the street.

[@matthew99x42]

tell me you’re from florida… without telling me you’re from florida. 😂

[@wrinklybrain832]

For me I just used to leap off staircases and try to see how fast I could run on ice without eating shit and breaking a leg

[@evanmurray18]

Never seen an animator so bad at animating but so good at storytelling

[@idonotlikecoleslaw]

wdym this animation rivals pixar

[@brewstew]

... this was one of my better animated ones

[@Poli_ester-]

@@idonotlikecoleslawnah brew is in his own league

[@almighty-clang3]

W❤

[@brendan7787]

This is better than anything cartoon networks made in years wdym

[@athenarodriguez7088]

2:30 you probably did break your arm but since their wasn’t any treatment to make it grow back in place, it most likely healed in sideways which if you were to end up fixing (knowing you, you won’t) the doctors would have to perform surgery. If you were still young and it healed in sideways then the doctor would most likely ALSO just break it then reattached it correctly

[@dennysdirtykitchencounter317]

I Guarantee he didn't break his arm he probably fractured his trapeze muscle or tore a tendon if he broke his arm there would've been a lot more crying, also where is your proof doctor? You in the medical field

[@dennysdirtykitchencounter317]

You can't fracture your trapeze muscle 😅 I meant fucked it up in some way

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

“Hi, I’m Tyler from brewstewfilms. Welcome to jackass.” Okay, that line already had me laughing.

[@punkloser1465]

1:19 I used a foam mattress. Fun as hell

[@theangrypainter826]

Same - rode it into the brick wall at the end of the basement stairs . Lol

[@metalboo8491]

Rubbermaid Storage container, carpeted stairs.

[@Animanarchy]

I used to just slide and bump down stair to stair on my bottom.

[@residentfan1521]

I used a cardboard box, sat on my knees, did it on carpeted stairs that had a turn at the end and completely overestimated my ability to steer as a top heavy fat boy.

[@colehopkins3328]

Me too dude shit was great

[@TheLastArbiter]

2:08 I actually thought “that’s weird and unlike him to show concern for the kids.” I would think he’d say “dammit you assholes owe me a new fuckin laundry basket, you’re gettin 10 across the ass!”

[@claudespeaks]

I was expecting the same thing

[@Rottenishere]

Wheres Michael’s mom in all of this?

[@ryanwaldrop2473]

Maybe he wasn't drunk that day? Edit:Nevermind commented too soon.

[@avasyubiswal5421]

we all did

[@Jaxson-q3d]

@@TheLastArbiter too be fair if he beat Tyler then he would probably get in trouble with the police. That’s because Tyler would likely have told his parents about what happened and then they would have called the cops thus resulting in Michaels step dad getting arrested. In addition his abuse of Michael would have likely been revealed as well which would have further increased the likelihood of him being imprisoned.

[@DirectorDoge]

I love the animation in this

[@brewstew]

I tried really hard.

[@onia-e3i]

@@brewstew sure thin jennifer

[@victorykingpin3674]

​@@brewstew dont worry, we can tell.

[@uva6969]

@@brewstew brag much?

[@RandomFun49]

@@brewstew I can imagine one day he just stopped and one of your friends face. Let’s just say, Michael because he probably gonna freak out about him face just got stuck in the chain.

[@Analog_Anarchist]

Things I am surprised I didn't die from (aka my childhood daredevil classics): 1. Sliding on a matress down a set of stairs with my friend and her little sister. 2. Falling down a 40 foot tree and hitting a bunch of branches on the way down. 3. Taking a tuck and roll down the basement stairs. 4. Biking crazy fast down a hill with a pothole filled road and shoddy brakes. I am either invincible or insanely lucky...

[@j.robertsergertson4513]

Well at least you never tried the umbrella parachute off the garage roof on to the asphalt driveway

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Things I’m surprised I didn’t die from: 1. Falling teeth first onto concrete steps 2. Falling out of my buggy at the top of the stairs and sliding down them like a loaf of bread as an infant 3. Honestly, also doing the stairs tobogganing lol

[@Analog_Anarchist]

​@@j.robertsergertson4513 Lol, nah. But another kid in my class did. Had his arm in a cast next time we saw him.

[@Analog_Anarchist]

​@@shanellemurrey9300 Lemme guess, that last one was inspired by Home Alone?

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@Analog_Anarchist idk, I don’t think I remember watching home alone until I was older than the ages I would’ve been sliding down stairs as a kid lol. Just being a dumbass with my siblings ig lol I feel like my siblings may have tried using draws to slide down the stairs at least once, I wasn’t that dumb 😂. but that could also be getting mixed up with a different memory

[@dscott7754]

The road rash brought back a memory of one winter day when it was cold enough that the water in the school playground froze over. So my best friend and I thought it would be a great idea to grab his boogie board and do some ice surfing or boogie boarding or whatever they call using a boogie board. And it was fun! We glided across that frozen patch of asphalt for hours. That's right hours. Something time and the temperature increasing is that ice melt. So on one run my buddy took the biggest running start, landed on the ice and it broke, and that boogie board instantly stopped, sending him face first into the asphalt and ice. Our reaction to his bloody face was lets splash it with water from the drinking fountain, it would be fine. His mom would never know except for the fact that half his face was still sitting on melting ice asphalt.

[@J20_Scopes]

7:25 “the outside is all of a sudden alot brighter than I remember it being” 😂😭😂 has me rolling in the floor 😂😭

[@im.literally.nine.2763]

1:46 IM CRYING THE SOUND 😭😭

[@FreddieMercurysMercury]

Called the Dixie Horn

[@Taoddddd]

BAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Wheelwizardpuff]

DIXIE HORN! one of my favorite sound bytes

[@Taoddddd]

@@Wheelwizardpuff what

[@Wheelwizardpuff]

@@Taoddddd the sound is called the Dixie horn its one of the most common if not THE most common vehicle horn sound in movies and tv

[@J60cat]

Man, this hits home, by the time I was 12 I had broken six bones, sprained my neck twice, had two major surgeries, tendon damage in my right arm, I can’t even count how many times I wore a “boot”, and that’s only the major stuff. I can’t even count how many scars I have. (I had a severe lack of self preservation)

[@sonnyday.]

???

[@chadmemes6937]

Tf bro was in a world war at 12

[@aidenrodriguez-uk3tz]

How is bro still alive

[@israelhernandez5431]

@@chadmemes6937😂

[@SunnySideVibes80]

The fuck were you doing my guy! Being a stunt double?!!

[@trevorslinkard31]

Definitely need a part two. It’s so relatable.

[@jaredrobinson7071]

Remember the big ass stereo speakers? the 4 foot tall super square ones. Those plus the floor is lava equals my right eyebrow still looks funny.

[@fenderfuchs4910]

Yep, floor is lava made my left eyebrow look funny

[@pwnagraphic690]

My dad just came and got his from my house not long ago. Dad.. just throw those away already😂

[@thewillofabeast9079]

4:29 I gotta say, your animation has really improved. Especially with the rotating wheels. Now, of course, I didn’t mind mind or care that you didn’t add in that effect with your other videos as you didn’t need to to tell a funny ass story but I gotta say I’m impressed, Tyler. Keep up the good work👏

[@chriss1757]

You either walked it off, or somebody came to yell at you when you were late for supper! Great video!

[@PsRohrbaugh]

0:21 Thanks for clarifying the metaphor. Would've left me wondering.

[@PatrickSkaa]

“Playground? What’s a fuckin Playground? What’s my fucking middle name” killed me lmao

[@ashleyamarosso3927]

Weren’t we all 0:10

[@davidwright4597]

Fr tho

[@ProjectSanZTTV]

I totally didn’t try to eat a beehive when I was younger

[@Sly9192]

Ye

[@VeraBean]

Speak for yourself, I still am!

[@mr.gearhead7631]

Spinal

[@Bingobongobangbang]

0:30 when I was younger me and my brother would go over to my cousin's house with a giant stuffed horse, the 3 of us would sit on it and ride it down the stairs. my cousin's house was like a mansion to us. his stairs were huge and they curled. does that count? they were like 28 steps or 30

[@Crawledoutfallout]

I always used to just jump down the stairs at my brothers, 15 steps, It didn't matter to me that the cartilage in my knees were screaming

[@TheBasherShow]

I remember attempting to jump or leap over the stairs when I was a kid

[@FromtheSoultotheFretboard]

"Like he just robbed a liquor store at knife point." I lost it on that one. Totally laughed out loud and scared the missus. Speed wobbles are real, I know that anxiety all to well😭Thanks Brewstew, keep 'em coming!!

[@attilavarga3188]

We used to play a game called "Firebird" back in elementary school. Basically you need to put a jacket on, douse the sleeves with something flammable that doesn't burn too hot (we used Febreze air freshener), set it alight and run around flapping like a bird. The winner is determined by popular vote (longest burn, most majestic phoenix impression, least burned forearms etc.). We had to stop in 3rd grade when some kid used a bit too much Febreze, burned too long and too hot, panicked and threw the burning jacket down into the entryway of a cellar. Where a homeless man was sleeping... Luckily he didn't really catch on fire, just ran away in terror thinking we did it intentionally (we did NOT). Nobody called the cops thankfully, but we were too scared to play that game ever again.

[@Cacapoopy-pm1nb]

Over here giving me ideas for me and my friends

[@darinluiscorum615]

​@@Cacapoopy-pm1nbpassing it down from generation to generation

[@ralphcantswim]

i just died at the end 😭😭 7:50

[@swd]

Actually if you died, you wouldn’t be able to type this comment out; which means you’re actually not dead.

[@captinry6914]

@@swdis that true?

[@matthewflora5362]

"David, stop! Stop, David! I'm gonna fuckin' die! 😂😂😂

[@Anime0Arena]

Sleeping bag? Laundry basket? Me and my siblings used our whole bodies to slide down the stairs😂😂

[@e.t.schelin6470]

How are you alive?

[@Jacobmartinez_11]

whenever brewstew posts about when he was a kid yk it’s gonna be a good one

[@Zman141-jd1pk]

We need a part 2 this was funny as hell

[@mightygamer252]

Agreed 😂

[@Jaxson-q3d]

Agreed.

[@rvog6584]

& 3. & 4. /based on that graphic towards the end

[@Jaxson-q3d]

@@rvog6584 those are also good ideas.

[@juni674]

We need all of Tylers fucked up childhood parts so we can have a good laugh. LOL

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

I'm honestly surprised it's taken this long for a childhood injuries video to be made, it's like a rite of passage, i got scars from bike accidents, one on my right eyebrow after getting a door knob slammed into it, and there's a noticeable line on my tongue from this one time i bit it REALLY hard

[@BuckFudweiser]

When Brewster says "alright', you know it's gonna be a good day.

[@CretronGaming]

3:00 your arm could have fractured and healed incorrectly

[@rockonMandi83]

These cartoons make life worth living.

[@madmartian2]

I'm in hotel. Forgot my DVDs for my laptop. Don't trust hotel wifi. What's on KZbin that won't matter if I watch it in 144p?... Oh. Perfect!

[@Hunterxii]

Lol

[@Milk_Bag67]

Damn, laptops still have dvd players?

[@LinKueiDragon]

​@@Milk_Bag67 Mine does. Had it since ten years ago.

[@abednegosteelo7813]

I swear 😂😂😂

[@arguedscarab7985]

Please make more of these!!

[@HamBrine]

Hey you dropped this ❤️, wanna place it on your comment?

[@lucasblanton5203]

BABE WAKE UP!!!!!!! BREWSTEW UPLOADED!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ghostly_Eclipse]

"She aint coming, she's still with Tyrone remember"

[@youhaveenteredthecomedyarea]

GAH I’M UP

[@EVERYGOODNAMEISTAKEN]

​@@Ghostly_Eclipse💀

[@dakotatotten5355]

GET OUT OF THAT LAUNDRY BASKET AND WATCH THIS VIDEO DAMN IT !!!!!

[@Batmann_]

@@Ghostly_Eclipse Oh, she's coming, but that's cuz she's with Tyrone instead of Lucas.

[@NathanSekinger]

I love seeing a new Brewstew Video , btw when i was a kid i manedged for one of our dogs to bite me in the face , and the stairway express only excepted carbouard boxes when i was little.

[@daria_morgandorffer5768]

I loved this “so many memories… of unnecessary pain!” Please make more!

[@ThatGuy-dd7pr]

Yes please, more childhood injury stories. We can all relate to them. 👍🤕 Also, props for using Peter Griffin when falling down the stairs😂

[@campman1]

Sliding down the stairs was classic. I broke my toe doing it

[@brad8161]

I love your cartoons. Screw all the keyboard pirates. I've watched every single one of them. I'm starting to feel all my pain at 50 years old from being a professional skateboarder. When I'm in more pain, then I can take I watch your cartoons. Love them. It helps me forget.

[@jak3ywhoelse]

the jackass portion was gold 😂

[@kiwigod124]

At 7:00 I actually had a similar injury when I caught myself doing quote parkour on the fourth grade jungle gym and the way it happened was I was about to jump from like a fool right corner onto the monkey bars from other parts of the jungle gym and I didn't realize how sweaty my hands were and I force slipped let it ride on my back if I remember right I actually did break two ribs

[@Brick_Wall_quote_Entertainment]

I distinctly remember, I believe when I was 7, my parents were away for some reason and there was a babysitter home. Me and my older sister were playing this game we called "Jetpack" in my parent's room, where I'd basically just piggy-back ride and see how long I can hang on before I fell. So, as we were playing, I had the bright idea that maybe I could be the person standing and walking around and crap. Keep in mind, my older sister is a solid ten pounds-or-so heavier than I am, so the moment the game started, I immediately fell over backwards. My older sister fell on my parent's bed, but the back of my cranium nailed the edge of the bedstand head-on (no pun intended). The back of my head was so RED I could put my hand on the back of it and it'd come out bloodier than a cherry. So my babysitter would call my parents and my dad would come home and use a medical stitch gun to staple that cut right back on. I think I still have a visible scar somewhere on my scalp, just buried beneath all the hair.

[@LxnaaYT]

ive been watching this guy for since 2018 and his vids still hit

[@SacukaToaster]

Thanks for being a staple of my childhood ❤

[@Zac-ft7id]

Been here since 2k18

[@jeffadams6419]

This is one my top 5 you have put out. I’ve watched all your cartoons about 20 times each. And I love the animation and the story telling is f***ing awesome!! Please make a few more in a series of getting hurt as a kid. I’ve had my fare share of getting hurt. This one really hit home for me and I love it.

[@ringostarrBestBeatle]

"looked like the district attorney in gotham city" only the best writing from this channel

[@myrtlemountaineer8857]

I love how Tyler always makes Michael a little wuss. Lol Also, when I was 9 the brakes on my bike went out and my dumb butt thought trying to stop the front wheels with my feet would stop the bike… oh it did and sent my butt flying 6 feet in the air right into the pavement of the road in my neighborhood… as well as the bike that proceeds to land on my head. Yes I cried like a little baby. Yes it hurt. But you know what? My idiot butt got up and kept on biking with no breaks and some blood dripping out of my mouth. Ahhh… childhood.

[@octopusbeak42069]

Same here only I lived in the country and did it downhill on a gravel road and smacked my head on the tailgate of the neighbors truck right before he pulled into the driveway instant dead stop and slam into the gravel. Good times man good times.

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

ayyyy me too!

[@myrtlemountaineer8857]

@@octopusbeak42069 🤣

[@myrtlemountaineer8857]

@@LoganRed-fu2ks 🤣

[@ComedyCartoons1]

I still love these vids after 8 years

[@ozziegodly0]

my favorite part of these videos is the pelvis jokes. “OW MY PELVIS!” brilliant.

[@Ruben_estrada-f5k]

0:58 😂😂😂😂 BRO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA EMAIP YOU IF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS EVER DID STUNTS LIKE JACKASS 😂😂😂😂 PLS KEEP EM COMING!

[@Bonafide20128]

5:42 explains the seizure episode

[@tanktortul6087]

I was thinking the same thing

[@FordTower97]

Same here I was actually looking to see if anyone else thought the same. ​@@tanktortul6087

[@Petusbignowhesmall]

I love Brewstew man what a good channel

[@Boo_.70709]

Had a doctors appointment, and watching your videos all day makes me laugh so much, I'm glad you tell your stories 😇

[@AdrianBaez-mq9fu]

Never telling anyone about an injury is the best thing ever

[@tonycoffee7335]

Yes please make this a series!

[@Jaxson-q3d]

I completely agree with you.

[@SoulShreddin]

My days been shit, but then I saw brewstew uploaded, and my day definitely turned around!

[@MasterPo0357]

You know life is good when a new Brewstew vid drops

[@zeppelin5163]

The animations has gotten way more better.

[@TheRealW2ymMikey]

Landlord 2 😭

[@Babyjohn8170]

Yes! Loved sliding down the stairs! Sometimes in the laundry basket sometimes with the sleeping bag or blanket.😊👍

[@trentcanton2838]

I’ve been watching you since I was in 5th grade and I graduated last year haha. Me and my friends used to watch your videos together. I’m so glad you’re still making videos and the format hasn’t changed haha

[@Otterbro-n8o]

I’ve been watching this guy for like 7 years

[@Darealsaulgoodmin]

He’s baaaaaaack

[@mikeyworldplayeruno]

7:08 (Tyler crying like a baby)

[@GlitchMan000]

That’s literally the ONLY time we see him cried

[@mikeyworldplayeruno]

@@GlitchMan000 No, he cried like this in another video called “Riding Bikes: According to Michael”

[@BYreviewsstudios]

@@mikeyworldplayerunothat story’s fake

[@PositivePasta14]

I swear your dad gets cooler everytime he's in a story, we need more stories about your dad! ❤

[@btshea9537]

I never thought I’d see Tyler cry like Michael

[@FB_Hippie]

This episode was HALARIOUS, gotta make pt 2

[@rvog6584]

seems 2 me hes contractually obligated 2 make @ least 4 vol. based on that graphic towards the end 🙂

[@WashingtonsWingman]

Always a good day when Brewstew posts

[@PoesRaven73]

Finally a full episode and not a short!! ❤️❤️

[@ThePBSSource]

1:25 johnny knoxville

[@johnboats9075]

Tyler we need part two and three. It makes me feel much better about my childhood shennagains.

[@reversenickel3153]

8:12 6 ways to Sunday

[@MarcoSilva-jj6xo]

6:28 the way you said "hey motherfucker" just kills me. Ive never laughed so hard at one if these in a long time. Probably because hey, ive been through those too. And yes, please make more childhood injuries.

[@ComedyCartoons1]

The Peter Griffin falling down the stairs noise 😂

[@Corkster90]

I legit thought my family were the only ones Dumb enough to use the term "Fartknocker" but here you are showing me what for

[@guitarizlife5]

4:53 lmao the reference to his animations 😂

[@cyzpik]

tough times irl. u made me smile. thanks

[@The_Chosen_One176]

3:31 this reminds me of the razor scooter vid

[@Don_cheedle]

0:40 for us it wasn’t a sleeping bag, it was a big ass plastic tub

[@freddoesvox9033]

Gotta love that you have kept the same animation style, titles and thumbnails after all these years. No clickbait bs.

[@meadahagain]

MORE PLEASE TYLER THESE ARE SOOOO GOOD

[@williamrehmann8342]

Love your videos!! Thanks!!!

[@Slatee6005]

Several more volumes of this please. Got me cackling on a hard day.

[@lucasadams17]

Thanks! BroStew I swear to God we always have the same Childhood Bullshit PLUS SUDDENLY i had a Fucken Bat spawned in my bathroom room apartment too luckily it didn't fly around and Click at me but I was paranoid like it was going too

[@brewstew]

I’ve been told bats have a high rate of rabies and that I shouldn’t fuck around with them. So … be careful?

[@ssDRABBYss]

​@@brewstew Rabies fox, rabies bat .. what's not to love?

[@Nate-mi2xz]

I fucking died at the skateboard asphalt part. Woke my wife up from laughing, she was PISSED 🤣. You earned a subscription from me!

[@Gamer-J22]

Just this evening I was on a date trying to explain to a woman that yes, every man she knows probably suffered some type of self-induced horrible bodily harm as a kid, never told anyone, and continued living life. She looked at me like I was out of my mind. Thank you for serendipitously proving my point!

[@HipsterTheKangaroo]

6:30 Aw you should've said his mom instead.

[@FaulterYT]

1:11 as a professional Brewstew watcher, this is the first and only time (off the top of my head anyway I'm not really a professional I'm sorry I lied) Micheal has been referred to as a friend

[@potato7640]

We would usually play at my *_FRIENDS_* Michael's house -monopoly

[@harrisconti5630]

Would definitely love this as a series. this was really fun to watch.

[@Birdman-o7]

5:06 this exactly happened to me, I stopped by sliding on my face

[@jacksongaming6245]

play tf2 live we need it

[@l0rd0f5k33p]

No

[@LaLa_TheBoringArtist]

Overhyped ass game

[@Draedoon]

Bruh

[@calebfornwald1650]

YES!

[@virt7al]

fr

[@super1990sfan]

3:12 pegs rings a bell😂

[@SodaGiant6LU6]

“Alright” never gets old! 😁

[@iamgreg8352]

8:07 PLEASE MAKE MORE 🙏

[@crispy9542]

4:24 a-train and bluehawke

[@user-de5xb2up6x]

Bro, you nailed it again with this episode. Thanks for making us laugh... Head injuries were not taking seriously back in the day. No helmets while riding bikes,skateboards,rollerblades. Heads getting smashed against walls at school fights... If you were a 90's kid, you better get your brain scanned 😂