Childish Dad Can't Have Pepperoni Pizza [Not for anyone under the age of 13]

[@thefossillcave]

I guess Catherine didn’t learn anything from her time behind bars.

[@Arandomtiger16]

Exactly all she is best up Dave and tell him he cns est what he want like I know he ate pizza butnig want mror pizza then that hisnchocid not your

[@Arandomtiger16]

Dave should divorce her and move back in his mom house

[@rhombusm3657]

You're talking about the time when she went to jail for striking Dave with her car?

[@Judah_Vic]

@@rhombusm3657 the video where he threw the simpsons game back at her face right?

[@SmilingBird-ow3ek]

He acts like a big baby over a pepperoni pizza

[@lonniegill4262]

although like Cathrine mentioned he’s been having pizza almost everyday

[@Judah_Vic]

And acted like he needs diapers as soon as he pooped in his pants like a 2-year-old. Next time something like that again remind him to get adult diapers from pharmacy stores like CVS or Walgreens if he’s going to have that issue as he should have went to the bathroom and controlled himself.

[@bendonovan9244]

2:32 Mordecai: *Mutes Dave*

[@JacobEmmanuel-nk2fn]

02:32 Dinosaurs Standing Up - Green Yang Toys (August 4, 2016.) 🦕 + 💚 (Green) 🦕 + 💙 (Blue) 🦕 + 🩷 (Pink) 90cm

[@JacobEmmanuel-nk2fn]

02:32 Green Dinosaur from Dinosaurs Standing Up - Green Yang Toys (August 4, 2016.) 🦕 + 💚 (Green Dino Plush) 90cm

[@JacobEmmanuel-nk2fn]

02:32 Blue Dinosaur from Dinosaurs Standing Up - Green Yang Toys (August 4, 2016.) 🦕 + 💙 (Blue Dino Plush) 90cm

[@JacobEmmanuel-nk2fn]

02:32 Pink Dinosaur from Dinosaurs Standing Up - Green Yang Toys (August 4, 2016.) 🦕 + 🩷 (Pink Dino Plush) 90cm

[@jennifereaston736]

4:42 R.I.P headphone users

[@Jalil90thbirthday]

Dave, you can stand on the table all you want.

[@haroldfridkis3536]

3:48 Childish Dad cries like a motor car engine rpm revving to accelerate the power

[@ItzYaBoiJustin]

"You've had pizza ALMOST every day for the past 4 weeks" Homegirl, I've had pizza for ALMOST every day for more than OVER 10 YEARS, and I'm still fine. 💀

[@rhombusm3657]

@@ItzYaBoiJustin wow.

[@ItzYaBoiJustin]

​@@rhombusm3657 yup

[@ItzYaBoiJustin]

​@@rhombusm3657 It's my favorite food.

[@erintwomey3846]

This could have been resolved if they had compromised. Let Dave have a pizza slice or two and he can have the entree garden salad as a side dish. Simple as.

[@cvc20062ndchannel]

I watched this video while I was ordering a large pepperoni, bacon, and sausage pizza, a Caesar salad, and two chocolate chunk cookies in Lit Pizza.

[@jacobpadilla2025]

Peluche Pelotas con Colores - Phi Phi Toys ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ 16cm

[@jacobpadilla2025]

Pelota Fútbol Pelota - Phi Phi Toys ⚽ 23cm

[@jacobpadilla2025]

Cebra - Phi Phi Toys 🦓 23cm

[@jacobpadilla2025]

Pingüino - Phi Phi Toys 🐧 35cm

[@jacobpadilla2025]

Cocodrilo - Phi Phi Toys 🐊 75cm

[@emaleacrawford4898]

at least Emma's clothes look different

[@damondiogostine2925]

There's Oscar the grouch and Gordon from sesame Street

[@Judah_Vic]

Also saw woody from Toy Story

[@89horizon]

I thought Gordon was Steve Harvey though FR FR

[@AadiPendse]

Catherine can be a control freak sometimes. She tells Dave what not to do even though she is Dave's wife and not his mom.

[@Judah_Vic]

What does not being his mom have to do with, no one has the right to take away what he likes to do. This would even mean if it’s him eating junk food way too much, but that’s his choice.

[@AadiPendse]

@@Judah_VicCatherine treats Dave as if she is his mother. Dave should be able to make his own decisions as a grown adult.

[@Judah_Vic]

@@AadiPendse that and the baby shows in general no one has a right even a parent can’t make their kid whether adult or not about singing or even watching a preschool show because of the age it’s made for.

[@Jalil90thbirthday]

Dave, this pepperoni pizza at Ed’s restaurant is for you to eat instead of eating the entrée garden salad.

[@AXL8000]

1:42 That's Honestly Not Fair I Mean I've Eaten Pizza For 4 Weeks Before And I Never Got Forced To Eat Salad Catherine Is Strict

[@TrustaMann]

So you have eaten pizza almost every week. Was it because it was all you could afford?

[@JaxTheKoopa718]

4:37 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL!!!!

[@Judah_Vic]

In real life it wouldn’t be funny it be gross, but it still is gross to do that and I said to one of the users that next time he craps his pants to get something like adult diapers from a store like CVS or Walgreens and asked someone if the person knows what depends are. He might as well be reminded to get depends or something like similar for diapers from a pharmacy store.

[@JaxTheKoopa718]

@@Judah_Vic yeah yeah whatever, it would be gross but it’s still funny

[@lonniegill4262]

That was funny but uncalled for at the same time when Dave crapped his pants then expected Cathrine to change him

[@Arandomtiger16]

Well dave need to see a therapy I think he need to get help from someone

[@Judah_Vic]

And it’s disgusting to crap in their pants like a 2 year old

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vicyes it is

[@Judah_Vic]

@@lonniegill4262 that is a problem if a grown man in his 30’s or 40’s crap in his pants like a 2-year-old as they should already know about taking a dump in your pants if you’re an adult that’s even a problem if a 10-year-old asks their parent or another adult to go home and change them if having an accident as that should be outgrown already.

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vic you’re absolutely right

[@RiquiMartinez-u8g]

I wish Catherine Divorces Dave.

[@AXL8000]

4:31 Reminds Me Of The Behavior Card Day When A Person Would Recive A Black Card And Get In Dead Meat

[@sf22kxx20]

Request: Childish Dad wants to board the plane via the Jet bridge

[@leroycharleslittlesthompso7202]

Why can’t Dave have both items? A pepperoni pizza AND a side salad

[@JaxTheKoopa718]

Yeah why? That sounds like that would make sense

[@Blocktavio]

It could’ve been half and half

[@AprilTeniente-eu1mj]

I like pepperoni pizza and a healthy salad!!

[@TocaPinkyTGD]

4:32 What Dave Said Really Made Me Laugh My Butt Off When I’m Rolling On The Floor Laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂😂4:42 and Catherine is right we don’t poop our pants if we have to poop we use the toilet like a person

[@Skeleton697-sde]

Bro he is so freaking crazy and FuNnY!!😂😂😂😂

[@roxannebjork3072]

Brian: We don't give a fuck! Me: GRRRR, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

[@rhombusm3657]

Yes, Brian, 12 years old, did swear at the end.

[@cvc20062ndchannel]

Childish Dad Can't Have Pepperoni Pizza Season 3, Episode 1b

[@PhilTheMovieFanatic]

Plot Hole: If Catherine ain’t letting Dave have Pepperoni Pizza but Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew is So Unhealthy too

[@Villa_San]

I mean you cannot judge someone if they eat the same everyday. I just saying

[@pennyfitzgeraldfangumball2024]

Non trade salad VS pepperoni pizza

[@asagamman247]

Request: Childish Dad goes to the Jerry Springer Show (In Memory of Jerry Springer)

[@SethMalikStyle25675]

does anyone know about catherine's eyebrows not showing when the video were far maybe he is colorize her eyebrows from the same of catherine's hair

[@rhombusm3657]

I decided to update the looks of the characters, including changing Catherine's eyebrows to yellow.

[@SethMalikStyle25675]

@@rhombusm3657 oh i see

[@jacobpadilla4963]

"Jacob Two-Two and Ducking Noah" - Noah is Crowned 🤴 King, But his Demands are Getting Excruciating in the Town. "Jacob Two-Two and the 🏠 House Split" - A Fail Stunt Splits the 🏠 House in ½ Half.

[@TrustaMann]

Dude, what the fuck? That's so irrelevant!

[@samanthalaureano4356]

Dave Sure Hates Vegetables!

[@lonniegill4262]

Yes he does

[@damondiogostine2925]

If Dave didn't throw a tantrum about not getting pepperoni pizza, he could have ordered what he wanted himself

[@buttercupcat9886]

He's acting like a 6 year old over eating healthy foods. It's good to eat healthy foods but that doesn't mean that Catherine should abuse the crap out of him .

[@Judah_Vic]

@@buttercupcat9886 no he acted younger like a 2-year-old for sure as he crapped his pants like a 2-year-old

[@user-zy9pz6ll1j]

is that Clarence with the orange shirt and white hair?

[@rhombusm3657]

@@user-zy9pz6ll1j who's that?

[@user-zy9pz6ll1j]

​@@rhombusm3657 I want to know who is that person with the Orange shirt and white hair?

[@traviss2776]

Catherine is being mean to Dave

[@MaddoxCartman-f4w]

3:43 The first cuss word

[@Jaythehyper]

My god Dave is 36 years old and he acts like a 3 year old

[@rhombusm3657]

Yup. When will he learn?

[@lonniegill4262]

That’s his job in these videos

[@Judah_Vic]

And saying to Catherine to go home to change him then come back, that is really a problem

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vic yes it is

[@Judah_Vic]

@@lonniegill4262 that means remind him to get adult diapers from the pharmacy store if something like that happens again.

[@AprilTeniente-eu1mj]

I only know the pepperoni pizza tastes so good if I eat in moderation. The healthier pizza is very different from the unhealthy pizza. Different foods are very different from each other. Some are healthy, others are unhealthy.

[@TrustaMann]

???

[@AprilTeniente-eu1mj]

@@TrustaMann I said the truth. Foods taste so good

[@elijahheubel3690]

This kinda reminds me of the one where childish dad misbehaves in the cinema and he poops his pants and that Catherine says change you change you change you lol

[@lonniegill4262]

that video probably inspired this one

[@Judah_Vic]

What’s the name of the video?

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vic Childish Dad Misbehaves/shits his pants at the Movies

[@CharlieNewell-k9j]

Request: Childish Dad joins the Alanastiums

[@kirilvelinov7774]

It says "pizza" on the menu dave! Fine I would like a mountain dew with pepperoni pizza just like what Dave said Dave said he wanted the one from Chuck E Cheese

[@kirilvelinov7774]

I want the regular pepperoni pizza

[@pennyfitzgeraldfangumball2024]

Pepperoni pizza is on kids menu

[@josephmarrison4606]

No offence. But what Catherine did was abuse at the end. Knocking someone down, calling them The R Word, and walking over someone and hurting them is wrong.

[@rhombusm3657]

The kids even walked on Dave too. They were in this with their mother.

[@Arandomtiger16]

Catherine is basically entitled and being offense to Dave for being disabeld like Dave can eat pizza if he want to beside he old enough to order himself if he want pizza then that up to him not your Catherine

[@Arandomtiger16]

His is why Catherine need to get jail time and divorce also the kid should apologize to Dave probably the wife making the kid that way

[@Arandomtiger16]

@@rhombusm3657 can you do Dave divorce Catherine / Catherine goes to jail and Dave the the full coustory of the kids or Dave move in with his sister and his mom

[@lonniegill4262]

You’re right, but Dave has his flaws too, most notably throwing tantrums like a toddler when he doesn’t get his own way, and in this video crapping his pants then expecting Cathrine to change him

[@davecoasterdudew1206]

Used the restroom on himself 😂😂, Catherine should tell him to get in the shower and go to bed and get grounded for life

[@lonniegill4262]

she probably did tell him to get in the shower and ground him after they walked on him

[@Judah_Vic]

@@lonniegill4262See the difference in this video at Ed’s restaurant, he needs to be cautious but something’s has been up with that to be honest from the other one I mentioned. That was him having an accident by pooping in his pants like that, even though he was throwing a tantrum he should have been mindful about using the bathroom and that would’ve not happened as it is a difference to see a grown man pooping in his pants especially a dad but him announcing it would be beyond TMI at the restaurant. He meant to throw a tantrum but not pooping all over himself.

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vic and asking Catherine to change him was also a very creepy and inappropriate question too

[@Judah_Vic]

@@lonniegill4262 well that’s weird to hear that he was asking her to change him and it was not purposefully that he pooped in his pants like a 2-year-old

[@lonniegill4262]

@@Judah_Vic I guess the reason I thought it might’ve been on purpose was because it was during a tantrum but you might be right it could’ve been an accident

[@laurenwestfall2165]

Those brown drinks look like chocolate milk! 😋😋

[@rhombusm3657]

The lighter brown drinks are actually Pepsi. The darker one is Mug Root Beer.

[@laurenwestfall2165]

@@rhombusm3657 I like those drinks

[@Arandomtiger16]

@@laurenwestfall2165same the only thing is that catrhien is and the kid Oder thing unhealthy as well be cns have pizza if he want to

[@laurenwestfall2165]

@@Arandomtiger16 Yeah. They can order something whatever they want. Even unhealthy foods and drinks.

[@toothymotioncartoonpicture7667]

it looks like an american dad parody

[@rhombusm3657]

Yeah? How is that?

[@RyanIsCool2010]

​@@rhombusm3657Because The Style Is Comedy World

[@buttercupcat9886]

Im not sure how I feel about this. I mean Dave should eat what he wants to eat cause hes a grown man and a spouse shouldn't tell their spouse of what they shouldn't or should eat tell them what shows or movies they can or can't watch telling them not to play certain video games cause Catherine isn't Dave's mom which in other words everyone in this family needs to go to thearpy knowing that theyre in a toxic family raltionship. One more thing why would he poop his pants at a restaurant like a toddler and Catherine isnt very nice at all.

[@murvinetaylor6048]

That's what I was thinking.

[@Judah_Vic]

No one should tell him what movies or shows he shouldn’t watch because of his age if it’s baby shows

[@buttercupcat9886]

@@Judah_Vic that's what I was thinking too he watches what he wants to watch

[@Judah_Vic]

@@buttercupcat9886 it’s suppose to be a joke and there’s a video where Catherine said muscular guys like him that are buff suppose to take a nap and that’s also weird.

[@AC-ft6oh]

Alright Catherine, Brian, and Emma, this has gone way too far! Just STOP GROUNDING DAVE AND TELLING HIM HE’S TOO OLD FOR THINGS!!! That’s it!!! For disobeying me and staying with Dave, you 3 are grounded for grounding Dave, staying with Dave, and telling him he’s too old for stuff! Now Catherine, for the last time, I really want you to divorce Dave, move out of the house and bring Brian and Emma with you, and go in the porta potty with Brian and Emma and you, Brian, and Emma will sleep in the porta potty for 40 days and nights! And Rhombus M, you are grounded for keeping Dave with Catherine and the kids Brian and Emma! You should know that I want Dave with a new spouse, not with Catherine and the kids Brian and Emma! Now go to your room and go to sleep! And Dave Johnson, since I broke you and Catherine up and made Catherine leave the house and bring Brian and Emma with her, you are permanently ungrounded. You can do whatever you want and find yourself a new spouse and be happy while you’re with your new spouse instead of Catherine, Brian, and Emma.

[@SomeRanomPerson]

shut up

[@SomeRanomPerson]

Dave is in the wrong here

[@murvinetaylor6048]

I lost it at 3:43! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Judah_Vic]

The part where he took a crap in his pants like a 2-year-old and ask Catherine to go home to change him like a little kid you mean?

[@murvinetaylor6048]

@@Judah_Vic That was funny, but I was referring to the part where Dave dropped the f-bomb.

[@Judah_Vic]

@@murvinetaylor6048 in the future in this series hopefully there’s a request where if he craps his pants again he gets depends or a similar brand for adult diapers from a pharmacy store like CVS or Walgreens so remind him if he does that again. 😆

[@Arandomtiger16]

Catherine and the kid should be I. Jail for abusing Dave 24/7 request catrbien and her kid go to jail for abusing dvas 24:7 divorce

[@RyanIsCool2010]

3:28 Why Is Dave's Voice So Loud

[@zachrycarroll4426]

Request: Childish Dad Drug Traffick

[@LachlansSportsChannel]

Request: Catherine cheats on Dave

[@Jalil90thbirthday]

But I think Cathrine is going to change Dave for new diapers then the Johnson family will go back to the restaurant so Dave can only order a pepperoni pizza and sit in the high chair.

[@caroline0204]

I watched this while eating pizza.

[@rhombusm3657]

Cool.

[@samantharodriguez6390]

Same!

[@jordancross9335]

Hey Rhombus. Next Video and Part 2 Childish Dad Gets Revenge on His Wife Again And Also His Kids, Sets The House On Fire And Gets Divorced by Catherine

[@ianndiorsfeet]

Bernard and Karen drove all way from Lalor to Preston

[@Sty2001BiggetsHater]

Request: childish dad cheats on Catherine

[@cvc20062ndchannel]

0:44 What did she say?

[@rhombusm3657]

Catherine said, "andiamo", which is Italian for "let's go".

[@cvc20062ndchannel]

@@rhombusm3657 Ohhhh! 😌 Thank you, Rhombus M!

[@Exotix7]

How is not having pepperoni pizza not for anyone under the age of 13 lol

[@rhombusm3657]

@@Exotix7 "[Not for anyone under the age of 13]" is the rating of this video. When I rate a video that, it means it contains swearing, violence, or other explicit content.

[@Exotix7]

@@rhombusm3657 Yeah obviously I just like taking some titles out of context.

[@colinrussel8637]

I would eat an entree garden salad except I’m kind of picky with olives and green bell peppers and I prefer ranch instead

[@TrustaMann]

I'm alot more picky with salads alot

[@kirilvelinov7774]

I would like what Dave ordered lol

[@charmianernest1449]

My favorite topping is mushroom

[@Arandomtiger16]

Bruh Catherine you need let dvae have what he like beside I know you try to help but you can't order for Him or tell him what he can't eat if he sick from eating too much pizza that on him

[@nejrabalota9329]

Catherine is worst wife

[@laurenwestfall2165]

I love pizza! 😋😋❤❤

[@rhombusm3657]

Me too!

[@laurenwestfall2165]

@@rhombusm3657 What's your favorite pizza place to go to?

[@Dragona1zep]

Balsamic ving

[@LorenaProto]

Chidish dad poop the pants 4:30

[@TheStellas-s4p]

5:22

[@Arandomtiger16]

Great video btw Dave cna have pizza if he want beside eit wants a kid menu also Dave cna eat what he want cause that his choice Not her do Dave sue Catherine in court / Dave get coustry of the kid

[@roxannebjork3072]

4:42

[@ivangamer3365]

5:10

[@roxannebjork3072]

5:19

[@bendonovan9244]

4:30-4:31 Ew!

[@Judah_Vic]

Time for Dave for next time to get adult diapers if he poop in his pants like that again from the pharmacy store.

[@yoboykyle11gaming-cp1il]

😂3:44 4:31

[@lonniegill4262]

all of That was pretty funny, but at the same time, the people in the table next to them and presumably other people in other tables probably left complaining about how bad it smells after Dave pooped his pants, meaning that he probably ruined not only their night out, but also other people’s nights out too, Possibly even could’ve ruined somebody’s birthday or anniversary as well

[@KaiTape-mr3mp]

I hate peperoini pizza i am under age to eat i lkie chesse pizza

[@TrustaMann]

Why do you hate pepperoni? It's NOT gross. I like it.

[@aidanharbold8897]

Request: Dave gets diabetes

[@AYDENTheDemonEngine]

🤬

[@mohdfaroek-if7zu]

3:10

[@ayub_thenumberfan68]

5:09

[@SalmahSahal]

3:10

[@tigger4al]

3:10