Chimpanzee USES HAND SANITIZER !

[@Hope-xl3qm]

I love how he smells his hand. So adorable and smart!

[@patriciatorres8216]

❤🎉

[@feliciabowen3251]

OMG he’s so adorable❤😂 it makes me wanna laugh but it’s so cute you know

[@juliahernandez4869]

❤❤❤pppppp9p99p99p😅😅pp😅p

[@knife871]

Till it gets big and rips your face off

[@claymcqueen]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Timothymogger.]

Everybody gansta until the chimp yells "NOOOOO"

[@albertvasquez5845]

Lmao 😂

[@summersultra]

😅

[@SperaDidiza]

😂😂😂 underrated but gold

[@wperfect]

Ape strong together

[@young_kooda5940]

Ape STRONGG

[@blurryface9910]

The only thing crazier than being in an enclosed space with a chimpanzee is telling him no💀

[@MichaelAmos-ul6zj]

One day these mofos gonna talk bk

[@blurryface9910]

@@MichaelAmos-ul6zj gonna be like Planet of the Apes when he says "NO" back

[@MsLB-lm9mu]

Right...i.e. Travis from Connecticut

[@biobycoco8496]

...Nope 👽🛸

[@matthewf95]

Well this guys smart, he keeps giving him things and makes sure he doesn’t get jealous or mad. He shares everything and treats him as a brother. One moment of neglect or anything to cause jealousy could end it for him. It’s like not wanting to piss him off at any point ever. That’s a tough job to keep a chimp happy 24-7. Props to this guy

[@Praise-Him2]

“Clean those stinky chimpy haands” Chimp: BRO 🙄😆

[@Galilea_Robles]

Fr

[@chimpxi]

Cute

[@lisakarson3279]

Ikr🤣

[@TEMPO690]

That sounds racist.

[@lambert801]

That's racist AF

[@jackjordan1131]

Chimps are strong af. Bro better no run out of hand sanitizer 💀

[@iceybundles]

Insanely strong

[@I_AM_MONKEYY]

we are

[@Ikonickastle]

@@I_AM_MONKEYYnaw💀

[@devinhobkirk2835]

@@I_AM_MONKEYYOMG ITS ISHOWSPEED

[@I_AM_MONKEYY]

@@devinhobkirk2835 not its I AM MONKEY. get it right! damn baboon!

[@BakedBean303]

Being in a closed car with a full grown chimp is WILD

[@yz2374]

Wyt ppl

[@chickenstandingonthegrass3610]

​@@yz2374nigga whatt??

[@trusttheprocess5618]

⁠@@chickenstandingonthegrass3610I swear people just be making up their own abbreviations 🤣🤦🏽

[@astrialcpvp]

​@@trusttheprocess5618first it was yt, now its wyt 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@cortneyeverett6927]

🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🐑🔥🛸. The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.”

[@tonyreyes3780]

This is literally my nightmare scenario. And this man is just chilling

[@kevinnicolas1474]

❄️

[@joaquincaceresguibovich3182]

Giving sanitizer to a chimp?

[@garethwillis]

​@@joaquincaceresguibovich3182giving sanitizer to a chimp yes. I has nothing to do with the fact it's a damn chimp😂. Your logic sees the only possible thing wrong is the sanitizer, he's sat next to a chimp. Please explain your pov this is wild.

[@peasantsarerevolting9343]

Guy is lucky that chimps don't speak stupid! If he would've talked that way to me, he'd look pretty funny picking up his pretty white teeth with two broken arms...

[@wr5488]

lol yeah chimps and baboons scare me. Idk why. Other monkeys are fine.

[@Luckyleftytv184]

That’s crazy got hands like a human construction worker 👷‍♂️

[@TooFreddy]

No. Construction workers have hands of chimp construction workers

[@connornoel2138]

They're our closest living relatives, and its easy to forget that

[@lukasaoo88]

@@connornoel2138 well theres also you

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@connornoel2138actually our closest living relative is the mushroom. Edit: all life on earth started from mushrooms, both humans and chimpanzees, were evolving from mushrooms before they were even multicellular organisms. Chimpanzees are apart of mushroom’s problem more than we are. Literally all animals are closer related to fungi than fungi are to other plants. If you have proteins in your body, or a nervous system, you probably started off from mushrooms. You got all these armchair experts who Google the top results and think they know what they’re talking about but don’t even seem to realise that our literal species family tree including the chimpanzee comes from fucking mushroom. Roughly 30% of your biological makeup is because of fungi evolution, such as different biological chemicals in the body. When I say “humans are more related to mushrooms” this applies to ALL ANIMALS. hell maybe even including sea creatures like lobsters as well. This includes, the chimpanzee. The bonobo. The gorilla. All of them. DNA isn’t as important as you think it is, it only says some parts of a story.

[@Xloudy684]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@zzodysseuszzno. Humans share just about less than 50% of their DNA with fungi. However, fungi are closest to humans out of all the other ‘microorganisms’. As a whole, chimpanzee and gorilla are still the closest relatives to humans, sharing almost 99% DNA.

[@raymondmartinez8991]

Clean hand's before ripping a face off 🤔😎

[@sharedexperiences2773]

I'm sure he'll clean up afterward with his newfound sanitizer.

[@chad1809]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bemindfulmuslimah]

So your wound don't get infections 🤣

[@callmepj4333]

😂😂😂you are wrong for this…all animals can be tamed, lol😂😂😂

[@dreday6320]

😂😂😂😂

[@itsllf]

Everybody gangsta until bro runs out of sanitizer Edit : I could never thank yall enough for this many likes. ❤️🥲

[@fireita4606]

Fr💀

[@daksh-Target_Board]

😂😂

[@itzmadness5897]

Hahaha,that's funny......WAIT HOLD ON WTF

[@mrcool7787]

Wtf

[@tjprptchable]

I haven't heard everybody Gangsta comments on KZbin for years 💀

[@TL-uq3hq]

Bro found the emptiest bottle of sanitizer he could find 😅

[@mrunknowngaming2596]

Fr fr fr

[@kooki96]

😂😂

[@TheMrAssassinchillz]

That’s what I’m saying it was irritating me watching this😂

[@TL-uq3hq]

@@TheMrAssassinchillz 😂 fr same

[@TheMrAssassinchillz]

@@TL-uq3hq like you already knew it was empty why you tryna use it 😭

[@Stardust799]

He is more sane than 80% of the Americans.

[@Joutube_is_trash]

Dude should ask him his opinion on taxes

[@finks0436]

“ of the Americans “ lmao

[@SofiNilsson.SWEDEN]

The chimp you mean?

[@TitaniumTurbine]

Yeah it’s not 80%… the crazies are the loud minority + all the foreign bots on social media.

[@jaymahakaal5354]

You made hell outta laugh 😂😂😂

[@everythingyousayiscorrect]

It’s all cute until he remembers he’s a chimp and the monkey starts monkeying

[@Greenstrtjs87]

ape

[@fransthefox9682]

*ape starts apeing

[@itwasaliens]

It would be ugly inside of a car lol.

[@tanishpawar2964]

🤣

[@britknee5872]

Chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes

[@blakedoestwitch12_FullVODS]

He smelled it and was like " that's not enough"

[@sticksnstonespatriot1728]

Then he viciously removed his owners lips, ears, nose and eyes 😢

[@Guardian..]

@@sticksnstonespatriot1728what???? FR???!!

[@Luqaza]

Okay? No shit

[@Red_Void9003]

​@@Guardian..No that's not what actually happened... But there is a possibility that even something as little as that can piss off a chimp as they're wild by nature.

[@Guardian..]

@@Red_Void9003 o ok ty

[@Picklepizza8]

Bro just has a full size chimpanzee in his car 😂he is built different 💪

[@lukasaoo88]

I think I’d be more surprised if he had a mini chimp or a king sized

[@jakecashin]

That chimp is like 8 years old max, that is definitely not full grown. His face is still light even

[@KIMjB72]

In order to drive in the car lane for share riders

[@ciscodiaz5786]

No he's built stupid.

[@sarahz2595]

@@jakecashinyeah he’s just a baby☺️

[@ShivaSamsaraYTTV]

All fun and games with a chimp until you're on an episode of "I Survived" 😂

[@femiairboy94]

Had a good chuckle over this

[@donnagpalk912]

Love that show.

[@4inchdestroyer699]

Dudes gonna sanitize your whole face when that bottle runs out

[@kickass287]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dragonballa5083]

The only thing I kept thinking was “Bro is riding shotgun with a face ripper.”

[@ofthamist]

Yep its sad to see stupidity like this you cant control what the chimp experiences and anyone could smile at it not knowing why you shouldnt or just try to interact and get fucked up, idk why this isnt illigal

[@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silverrain99205]

@@dragonballa5083😂😂😂

[@dicksonopong2830]

Its actually scary that at any given moment that chimp could absolutely ravage and Maule this man at any time

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

Yep. Honestly, I’m not scared of chimps but no way am I going to go anywhere near one that can just get me. Those things can be dangerous and violent as hell.

[@giovannigonzalez6349]

All the chimp horror stories I’ve heard were of chimps attacking people who didn’t raise them

[@ThaddyDaddy121]

Hes screwed if he ever uses the last bit of sanitizer on himself. Chimps don’t like being left out…

[@aprilelder6818]

My thoughts the entire time 🤠🤠

[@shawnasears]

Such propaganda. there's more change a human would rage and do that than a chimp.

[@ST0IC]

I like how his feet are just curled up hands 🤣

[@zxnnova7545]

Cursed asf

[@Miguelmedina22]

Yea monkeys be like that

[@Nutterbutter123]

Boy walking on FISTS

[@zzzap5425]

😂😂

[@N810TheGr81]

Magine a kick punch

[@ThePetspock]

So adorable! The intelligence the beauty ! What an privilege to share the planet !! May we do your kind justice and honor ❤

[@KepsStore]

"hes ripping his face off! oh but his hands are so clean?"

[@xxashes4579]

Hey, that monkey was on Xanax and shit. And as someone who loves wild animals and wants them as pets, they shouldn't be full time pets like dogs, they should have enclosures in my opinion. If they're out and about 24/7 someone will be hurt

[@blueberry766]

​@@xxashes4579 That's not just a monkey but a chimp

[@Arandomperson221]

​@@xxashes4579chimps do not make good pets for most people - and if you got one as a pet it would obviously need to be kept in as close to a natural setting as possible. Regardless chimps shouldn't be kept as pets the way Travis the chimp was even if he wasn't on Xanax it's a huge safety risk

[@danielrosenhart]

@@xxashes4579doesn’t matter it’s still a wild animal

[@Mimik_lmao]

@@danielrosenhartit’s domesticated if you put it back out in the wild it would probably die so really they can’t do much unless they put it down which is just cruel

[@Ryanaireee]

Casually chillin with a chimpanzee is crazy

[@jawuanhart8540]

Knowing what chimps are capable of, I'd be sweating 😰😰😰

[@GRR1MN1R]

I C what you did there

[@kpj2224]

@@GRR1MN1Rwhat did he do?

[@Morning404]

​@@kpj2224alliteration.

[@anticpuppo3010]

​@@kpj2224Casually Chilling Chimpanzee Crazy. you C now

[@_ripVanWinkle_]

bro picked the most dangerous monkey as a pet

[@johnnywalker8815]

Ape

[@dannylowry4743]

It's not a monkey, it's an ape.

[@snoski]

It's not a monkey

[@SamuraiDUD]

@@snoskiyes it is

[@bourtneybones96]

​@SamuraiDUD it's technically not a monkey, it's a great ape. Primates are broken down into monkeys & apes, he's an ape

[@UNM4N4G4BL3]

Wink twice if you are being held hostage by the chimp

[@ssmith968]

"Man gets eaten alive by Chimpanzee with very clean hands."

[@sokesheila3262]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hiro7445-]

LOL

[@BustedGaming]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@te5240]

Unfortunately he did not survive however there was a new virus found with the body now known as cleanus monkus

[@angelguerrero7655]

Damn bruh😂😂😂

[@RanchInPants]

He’s probably thinking “can this guy stfu for once”

[@Soosakakc0]

Yeah bro's just tryna clean his hands fr

[@scott86747]

That's just you thinking that, it's a literal chimp dipshit 😂

[@DuskGoat]

😂😂😂right

[@Fighter_Enthusiast79]

Bro just wants to sanitize his hands and gets a whole fucking narration.

[@ian_navyblue]

nah these creatures knows human stuff

[@Spydeer_man]

Girls: "I wonder how we outlive boys" Boys:

[@CourageX]

Funny you say, when a chimp ripped off a face of a woman

[@mh1970]

*Jane Goodall has entered the chat

[@Manahyde]

*Sandra Herold and Charla Nash entered the chat

[@christopherneale823]

@@mh1970Ouch.

[@ricosuavemente571]

Her: why is he not picking up my calls? I bet he’s out with a wh*re right now 🤬 Him:

[@williamsmith4278]

They're so cute and adorable until they rip your face off.

[@MustardSkaven]

He has plenty of time before this fella becomes an adult male that tries to compete with him.

[@siberianhusky5874]

​@@MustardSkaven That chimp bit open a 6-year-old child four years ago. This clip is a disgrace. The chimp is badly mistreated, don't be suckered by this kid's despicable clips.

[@maxmatthews2032]

Normal people: “damn that’s cute.” Mfs who saw Nope: 💀

[@willjones9619]

💯

[@MAYNOR82]

Left the facts 📠 machine running….

[@Marsi-P]

And those of us who know what that scene is based off of have been buried 6 feet under for a long time now, especially if you heard the 911 call

[@Marsi-P]

@@sailyui yep, I was way too young when I first heard the 911 call, for sure haunted me for a while

[@AkkarisFox]

No amount of imprinting will modify the function of neurochemistry in the chimp brain to eliminate the eventuality of chimp violence. AI with smartlet technology might "change" things though.

[@Divinebeing0]

Bruh these animals are smart they just don't wanna pay taxes

[@jaynemarino7011]

What an ignorant comment, unless you're referring to Republicans. You don't need to insult the little animal for showing intelligence...

[@stinkinmushroom]

Lol

[@cyprians7356]

Hahaha 😂 I died

[@alpeace995]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firepuppies4086]

Honestly same aside from the smart

[@playaajax8750]

He sniff the sanitizer just like us 😭😭 All the racist ppl in the comments is funny im not even black.. 🤣🤣

[@XxEl.SosaxX]

Us? Us one to many bra speak for yourself chimp 😂

[@benpowell7642]

I was thinking the same thing probably tingles his nose too

[@TORQ111]

@@XxEl.SosaxX no it’s literally a brain thing and humans most strong alcoholic smells set off things in our brain that fire constantly but if you smell it enough, those things will stop firing😂

[@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude]

We share 99% of DNA

[@Gingersdad]

No we dont no life​@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Chimpanzee's more hygienic than half of the people I work with

[@bensheard3969]

Honestly thought to myself he has better hygiene than most people who work at Chipotle

[@keyanamurray4144]

@@bensheard3969the chimp should take over and rename it chimpotle at this point

[@s.e.e455]

Where do you work???

[@Mindartcreativity]

Maybe you should give them hand sanitizer too, and not drink all of it, Kevin!

[@2ndchance220]

@@s.e.e455 indian street food

[@javierameh8848]

Domesticating a chimpanzee or baboon is scarier than domesticating a lion

[@familybutcher9389]

Travis the chimpanzee knows something about it, google it

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

One wants to eat you. The other knows how to make you suffer.

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

@user-wg9fg1wu4z What are you on about?

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

​@user-wg9fg1wu4z What are you on about?

[@Frjttr]

@user-wg9fg1wu4z I mean, as long as you don feed him Xanax and McDonald's should be ok

[@3bladeninja21]

Everybody gangster till their pictures come up when you Google "chimp attacks"

[@Lupo32]

Travis the chimp .... back in the late 2000s

[@sharedexperiences2773]

Them things are deadly. There is a very good story of a chimp attack on "I survived." There is an episode on youtube. It's a different story than Travis.

[@popmmog-7]

i deadass think ive heard of maybe 5 total chimp attacks in my life compared to the hundreds of people who have them as pets. im not saying they cant be super dangerous or do i like people having them as pets but you arent owning a fuckin lion lmao. sounds like you listen to too much joe rogan thats like the fox news of animal info just all horrible gruesome shit.

[@chrisfurnier4790]

It's crazy how much their hands look like human hands, the fingernails and everything!

[@miltiadesau]

Chimps are one of our closet ancestors. They share 98.9% of our DNA. Our maybe I should say we have 98.9% of theirs

[@EdmundSampson-pd7vi]

Chimpanzee are genetically closer to us than they are to Gorillas. That fact alone is crazy

[@Tigerheiress]

“The fingernails and everything” 😂

[@BelieveInScience]

BECAUSE THEIR OUR COUSIN. We stem from the same ancestors.

[@Hiro7445-]

​​@@BelieveInScienceYou might actually be from their descent, but don't speak for the rest of us

[@troyannbladsacker1811]

That is so sweet! He understands everything you are saying, even down to smelling his hands.

[@Ghosty716]

He does not understand English at all

[@20nimajneb]

How you explain them being taught sign language then?​@@Ghosty716

[@AdianCammack2]

I don't think you know how chimps work. Lol.

[@paulmusyk4lyfe51]

You’re obv a female

[@VirusZero0140]

You're the type of person to take a picture standing right next to a wild Bison in Yellowstone because "nature"

[@willswebpage]

This dudes one word away from paying taxes

[@theluckyghost6436]

Underrated af

[@Misssydney]

I’m sorry Mr panzee but you owe us 1000 dollars this year. Yes, I know you’ve been paying out of your paychecks every week but the U.S. government needs your money to send to send to other corrupt countries and our own politicians pockets. I’m waiting for this chimp to lead the no more taxes movement. We need him on our side

[@Misssydney]

Where’s my other comment? Fucking KZbin!

[@CaliforRonPaul]

Love this comment, brilliant

[@WalterWhite5678]

right? it has become like russia in here. cant say anything these days. mind control police youtube@@Misssydney

[@LaidBackFellow]

He’s getting high off of that hand sanitizer 😂

[@NPC..........]

Monkeys are all the same

[@KameronEllis]

I love chimps❤❤❤

[@Villosa64]

Someone lost their face the last time a chimp got high

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

Everybody gangsta until the hand sanitizer runs out and he says “I did not start this war, humans did”

[@riiyaah3745]

are you referencing dawn of the planet of the apes????? because i’m sure cesear says that to the main human character

[@matthewmielke7161]

​@@riiyaah3745i would be shocked if he wasnt lol

[@jushnabegum3014]

Copied comment

[@StupidityEditz]

Bro just copied the top comment and just added a reference planet of the apes

[@jushnabegum3014]

@@StupidityEditz fr

[@reeldurn1834]

Imagine the chimp had a cut on his hand 💀

[@ThePunisher-07]

Lil bros plotting something devious 💀

[@ireneding]

Underrated

[@chickenmine778]

travis

[@Crispy_Cookie3]

Huh? How is the chimpanzee planning something devious?

[@ReasonablyAverage]

​@@chickenmine778NAH💀

[@odinlindstrom3828]

Otis a fejk monkye

[@Death88758]

I would never put so much trust in a chimpanzee

[@lex_rodriguez]

Just don't give them drugs

[@annabellLee-p7c]

​@ItsCharlieBruh you realize that's not true right? That chimp is just as dangerous to you as the person attacking you, probably more too.

[@Usamamohamud]

@ItsCharlieBruhmany chimps have murdered the people who raised them

[@theclownsystem9429]

​@ItsCharlieBruhhave you not heard of Charla Nash? She was brutally attacked and deformed by a pet chimp she'd known and trusted for years. Chimps are DANGEROUS and can get incredibly violent for seemingly no reason.

[@IkaikaArnado]

​@@annabellLee-p7c Nah they way more dangerous. Chimps strong AF, move way faster, and have way sharper teeth.

[@_General_Grievous__]

The Chimp seems very sweet and all but I’d be terrified to be anywhere near him😂

[@mitcheldxdyt]

I would not be in a closed car with a fucking chimp 😂😂 like he has lost his mind

[@jjsstikbotvideos4421]

Yeah, there’s no way I’m getting close to that

[@Oh_No_1]

Yeah 😭 I find them super cool but wouldn’t ever get near one out of fear

[@sharpballer7751]

I wouldn't

[@sofia_aa]

They are very beautiful animals, but extremely dangerous. A goofy and sweet interaction can turn into a bloodbath so quick

[@andreabenson5222]

I never realized their hands are so big, when he puts his palm up for a second squirt it looks like the hands of an old mechanic. He's so adorable.

[@roseschneider9095]

His hands looks human which proves human evolution lol

[@adamamar5100]

We didn't evlove from chimps or any great ape we have our own ancestors@@roseschneider9095

[@StoneGardner]

​@roseschneider9095 then where did chimps evolve from?

[@Fish_4_ever]

What 6 year old me thought when it said animal tested😂

[@sharongarrett]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tbeeks]

10/10

[@astikoaikawa]

What does it mean doesn't it mean they tested it on animals

[@killahboi84]

Everybody gangster until chimp goes full chimp and faces off

[@xLanzer]

My face would fall out of shame

[@that1sprig]

Faces off quite literally

[@TheHitesh2000]

He getting that rush off them alcohol vapors hahah

[@mchonor]

That glance of the chimp "hey boss what's up" is hillerious 😂

[@gregg1003]

It's over the second he runs out of hand sanitizer 💀

[@soulking4474]

LMAO

[@jkephart4624]

Yep😂😂😂

[@tweetyguy7347]

It's joever

[@angeloalvarez5520]

Yup

[@joshgrant824]

He could literally flip out at any moment and you'd never be able to get out of that car

[@sharpballer7751]

Humans can fight back

[@milhobeludo8053]

Bro knows how to not pay taxes

[@954man_man5]

😂😂😂

[@datFUNKYb]

Yeah no shit

[@WeirdGuy_IdkTbh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BasedE-i2m]

*Based!*

[@randyphillips6506]

Yo what if chimps evolved from us and it’s the other way around

[@sylvioufba]

tbh the similarities to us humans is uncanny

[@joybarber2430]

That is what over 98% dna will get you.

[@saricubra2867]

Is not scary, we are primates.

[@jeangarcia6432]

​@@saricubra2867 Jeffrey daumer

[@criert135]

Well they’re our closest relatives of all non-extinct species

[@Liam-nf1dp]

We have 98% DNA in common with Chimps. And 90% in common with cats just put that difference Into perspective.

[@TheRealEnrique1]

Idk man, I’d take my chances with a chill leopard than an unpredictable chimp

[@heyybigdaddy6988]

There’s nothing as a chill leopard. The only big cat that’s ever chill is a cheetah. Everything else stalks you

[@NoNeedForLungs]

they probably meant cheetah

[@dantehajime709]

Word

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

​@heyybigdaddy6988 Leopards can be cool. They aren't as cool as cheetahs, Servals or lynx but they can be cool

[@monke12355]

A chill leopard XD

[@patrickrigali-el6jp]

So cute that he can literally rip you to shreds in a second. Awww!

[@desireandfire]

Exactly!!!! People have not learned from the past. Don't mess with wild animals that can go absolutely beserk for no reason

[@mattmiller3237]

​@desireandfire not for no reason, chimps are extremely territorial after the age of two and need tons of space to themselves. There was a certain imfamous chimp called Travis who attacked his owner and a think another woman as well. If you look up a documentary on him you'll learn that not only did his owner know that he was starting to get aggressive and pretty well ignored it but started putting him on tons of drugs to deal with all of the mental disorders caused by her bad care. Owning a chimp is a terrible idea, we can't provide for them and more often then not it's gonna end like Travis.

[@AQS521]

​@@mattmiller3237is that the one where the chimp ripped its owner's face off?

[@YourSon86]

​@AQS521 it might be that one or you might be talking abt the one owner and they made a movie off of it where the chimp killed the owner and guess bc the loud nosies caused him to go crazy and the girl was hiding inder the table when he stopped

[@Unnamed922]

Fr

[@JoshuaGerling]

If a balloon pop its over 💀

[@TON-vz3pe]

Also the fact that they have Intelligence

[@KianHatton]

Fax

[@انسانس-خ5ظ5ق]

😊

[@JA-bx1sh]

First thing I think of when I see people with them. Ever since that one lady..😬🥴 Otherwise they are cool.

[@Editsforfun-m4m]

On g

[@akwad_web]

his hands looks soo human 💀

[@MbaeacFIlms]

Every body gangsta until the hand sanitizer gets into one of the chimps cuts 😊

[@JackVR7913]

oh no

[@Rude_Boi]

Bruh😂

[@DavidGriffin]

Or his eyes

[@RedactedAnonymous10]

💀 bros going to get deleted

[@princessaly9507]

“Clean those little stinky chimpy hands” 😂❤

[@priyankapradhan7277]

😂

[@CoolOkay_]

Damn, bro you got the whole squad laughing. 😐

[@gentlemanjones8469]

​@@CoolOkay_Chimp is offended 💀

[@davidc4408]

Rude

[@Mithodinable]

That's racist, probably

[@Caitlin_Peters]

His facial expressions look like he understands every word this man says.. crazy.. better not make a joke he don’t like 👀

[@MichaelThePainter]

Bro this guy has the balls of steel. Being in a closed car with a Chimp.💀💀💀

[@alessamontalvo8556]

Bro, you’re messing with this whole immune system 😂

[@chedder3390]

Ive never really noticed how up close their hands look that human

[@S4VAGEKiLLa420]

Foreals I just commented something similar to this😂

[@jakedemaggio8649]

Ya…. So don’t their feet..

[@chowda84]

Well they share 98% of our DNA making them the closest living being to humans

[@j0ellyfish]

It's almost like we're closely related or something.

[@Auvas_Damask]

​@@j0ellyfishWhaaaaaat? Can't be!

[@Reptiles200]

It's incredible how chimpanzees act like humans like almost identical. A little bit slower but stronger

[@pickles224]

It’s almost as if we’re related or something…

[@arielroman8644]

Wait till you learn about dolphins.

[@Reptiles200]

@@arielroman8644 I love dolphins I'm going to swim with dolphins in the wild coming soon

[@arielroman8644]

@jorgereynaga-te4ys Try not to wear shiny stuff while you swim with them, like a necklace, watch sunglasses, and be careful. They play rough sometimes.

[@Reptiles200]

@@arielroman8644 yeah, I will not do that just waiting for the son of to come. I'm going to go out to sea swim with them

[@Заколебали]

This Chimpanzee Is Smarter Than Many Who Don't Wash Their Hands After Going to the Toilet🎉😂

[@grishawinner6727]

Dang bro has gigantic hands, someone sign him up for one these power slap competitions all over YT. If he lands one, someone is waking up in the fifth dimension frfr.

[@MrSpeakonit1]

😂😂😂😂

[@deadboltzz5199]

More like without a face lol

[@belovedone94]

@@deadboltzz5199😂😂 yup

[@hayley8907]

For real, remember that woman who had her face, fingers and feet ripped off by her friends chimpanzee? She went blind too because of the fecal matter in her eyes.

[@Staysilent6317]

The thing is when u wake up the room will be all white everything 😂

[@corie_1032]

Bro you're playing with death 😂

[@CAUSEROW]

They forgot.

[@johnomiesh]

He didn’t watch Nope

[@X.Førest_bøn3z.X]

Did anyone notice how he looked angry when the sanitizer wasn't coming out 😅

[@X.Førest_bøn3z.X]

He's dead the moment he runs out of sanitizer 😅

[@Unreal.temp5]

True

[@audreyyc151]

LMAOO the way his brow furrowed

[@Mea-xp1nr]

🤷 I didn't see angry

[@Alessandro37121]

Holy shit

[@Cenkolino]

Fascinating how intelligent he is. He recognizes the punchy odor of the alcohol and realizes its sanitizing properties.

[@grouchyblackman]

Everybodys got a plan until they get their face pulled off: A variation of a quote by Mike Tyson.

[@kyletrump8025]

I know. I don't get it. These filthy animals aren't pets

[@staffydutch8820]

The problem is that chimps could always feel like it

[@blueberry766]

​@@kyletrump8025 Dogs are just as filthy

[@ricksanchez3785]

​@@blueberry766 maybe, but a dog does make a better pet. These monkeys take way more to take care of than a dog there was a woman who had one and they didn't know how to properly take care of a monkey, it ended up ripping her face off and quite a few people have been left completely deranged and traumatized from trying to have a chimp as a pet

[@E.ae7]

@@blueberry766I agree

[@Zionking999]

Man the fact that he can just rip you apart eny moment is crazy😂

[@WATTTTTTT-s9o]

Yeah then he fycked up

[@orangemarker96]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[@jond957]

"Domesticated" chimps are as nice as you are respectfull and loving.

[@Aergia_The_One]

​@@jond957Lol until they snap

[@Deerfoxer]

@@jond957they ain’t lol, one loud noise and they will go berserk

[@richardsanchez5444]

Crazy knowing that if that little dude wanted to he could make that guy so unrecognizable he wouldn't be able to use the face feature on his phone.

[@noahzero9380]

I don’t understand why the risk it. Is it a mental illness? I remember hearing about a chimp tearing off a woman’s face….

[@sofia_aa]

Exactly. I hate this type of content, promoting wild animals as pets. We don't need more chimp attacks stories.

[@internetuser8607]

Now give the chimp your brightest smile 👀

[@BricktopsPigs]

I like your thinking. Chimp-"Oh,you challenging me-its face eating time".

[@Septic_co34]

You know COVID bad when an animal knows how to use hand sanitizer 🤣 Edit: WHY TF DID THIS GET LIKES AND SO MANY COMMENTS.

[@cmmx3609]

bro 😂😂😂😂👌

[@Clintscollectiblez]

You sound like you got 10 boosters and trust the science

[@Septic_co34]

@@Clintscollectiblez funny thing is I haven't even gotten one vaccine🤣 just too busy to go and get one when they're offered lol. Only got COVID once, wasn't too bad

[@pullermatz5677]

​@@Clintscollectiblezwho the fuck diesnt trust science? Science is the reason you are alive

[@bbee6556]

@@pullermatz5677buddy prolly typed it using his phone.. LOL

[@mariekano9730]

When he said "oh it's running low..." my heart started pounding

[@jaliylahjae]

😂

[@trevorkraft8060]

Chimpanzees scare the shit outta me

[@dennisbergkamp640]

😂

[@samn6498]

Oot em nam oot em

[@Its_Me_Romano]

They shouldn't be kept in an environment like this. This animal is a ticking time bomb

[@Gasta1983]

Pusies

[@officialkaine]

​@@samn6498💯

[@shahani6037]

Adorable! Crazy how strong these guys are!

[@karlharvey4806]

They're smarter than we give them credit for, he knew what to do

[@lukasaoo88]

No he didnt hes been taught to do that

[@Stizy]

nearly everyone knows chimpanzees are smart. what are you talking about

[@DrOrr]

@@lukasaoo88just like every person has

[@I-serve-you-tea]

They don’t belong in captivity. This has been proven over and over again

[@Unfortunatelebanese]

​@@lukasaoo88 and you weren't?

[@bodgeboss3632]

Judging by the chimps feet, you sir have used 10 of your 20 wishes.

[@bobhawke7373]

😂😂😂

[@MixTrixx_]

Ayyooo. You wild

[@mariogiraldo1596]

Dave Chappelle has a whole bit a out this

[@theultimatejack3360]

So… what happens if you wish with a monkey’s paw that all of the fingers stay straight?

[@bodgeboss3632]

@theultimatejack3360 that sounds like a big brain play 🧠

[@rcourtin1]

Bro that chimpanzee sanitizes better than me! 😂 😅

[@InjusticeinIndia]

​@@Proud_Ethiopian_Ogadenia911

[@Kieranfowler-]

She looks 11 bro chill😂 chris hanson will be asking you to take a seat soon​@@Proud_Ethiopian_Ogadenia

[@justinnavin8388]

Don't be weird.

[@dameiondarthard3878]

@@Proud_Ethiopian_Ogadeniau fuckin serious rn

[@shonusood2193]

😂😂😂

[@livinglifeleona]

The way his little ears jiggle when he washes his hand 🥹😭

[@kamikaze_22]

Everybody a gangsta until Chimp gets fed up and rips your face off. Wild animals are always wild animals.

[@MiguelDesrivieres]

Lol😊

[@Nurse_villa]

Well this one seems very trained and listen very well

[@AveryTempson]

We gotta Sacrifice a few people to get things domesticated. I'm sure a few humans got ripped apart by wild dogs before we became friends with them.

[@kamikaze_22]

@@AveryTempson & people still do get ripped apart from dogs. Animals are always animals, no matter how much domestication they have.

[@CharifRocka]

​@@AveryTempson WE?!

[@mK_SanJay]

His hands looks so human except for the length.

[@ellpee775]

Well yeah we're closely related to chimps

[@m__o8phoenix]

yees it's amazing

[@drakewasaloverboy]

@@ellpee775no

[@ForourLord95]

No we aren't. Repent.@@ellpee775

[@jeremy5382]

He need a manicure

[@worldofwaffles]

Bro that monkey could decimate you any time for no reason at all

[@bigdrako-v9g]

Bro he's playing with fire

[@bigdrako-v9g]

That thing is a murdering machine

[@Bd0MZ]

I'm going to guess the guy that actually has a chimpanzee knows more than the person that misidentifies a chimpanzee as a monkey. He's probably doing just fine.

[@dontaveonmarshall2990]

@@bigdrako-v9glmao

[@ricardomilos1784]

Nah there having fun

[@Tiychristianelmorenoguapo]

He’s not a monkey , he’s a great ape just like us. Please respect him and remember he is a strong living organism.

[@ltsReallyHim]

Yes. He is your ancestor

[@DankMemer42013]

I’ve seen people with new faces because of these guys 😂

[@nopenotnow-m7j]

Yeah that chimp was given Xanax that's the only reason the chimp attacked it clearly said that Xanax was not meant for chimps that's what caused the aggression. At first it was given to him for Lyme disease allegedly 😮

[@Wowwwwwwwwwwwe]

Can you even call them faces?😭

[@thatboiinathy9579]

happened to one women 😅

[@tom_greenery]

Yeah that lady invited her friend over and he didn’t like the smell or something like that and merked out

[@hayabusa1329]

How do these little guys rip someone's face???

[@RutheKing5858]

My boy more clean then most people out here 😭🤣

[@rexholes2987]

🌈

[@arnold8746]

​@rexholes2987 gross. Keep this poor chimp away from people like you. Sicko would use your turd tossing ways to gain his trust, then everyone would blame him when he eventually ate your face off because you crossed that line that nature doesn't want you crossing.

[@MamaGerg]

"Jamie pull up the clip of the guy running out of hand sanitizer"

[@jay_tripp]

☠️💀☠️😂😂

[@TheNamesFarquaad]

“Jamie pull up the clip of what happened to the guy who ran out of hand sanitizer”

[@the_minimalistic_adventure]

😂😂 Alright Theo.

[@tommythethird2527]

Lmao 🤣

[@FtheCCSD]

Lmfao

[@tylerjaime5094]

This dude got balls. The damage that chimp could do in that enclosed space would be brutal.

[@stxria_mm2]

bro my biggest fear just chillin in the front seat with this guy

[@kaikai9201]

Hand sanitizer?

[@ChewyNuggetZ]

No it’s sitting next to a chimp

[@Mr.KingsThings]

I agree, that redneck guy makes me nervous too

[@hello2judas807]

You’d never catch me in a confined space with a chimp like that. They’re adorable, but unpredictable Edit: Jesus Christ, why are so many people offended by this take? Not saying you can’t handle Chimps safely or that all of them are inherently murder machines, I just don’t want to take that gamble.

[@tuskactu4820]

Almost like a human, humans are about as predictable

[@hello2judas807]

@@tuskactu4820 Humans are more bound by social contract than chimps are, and if it comes down to a confrontation, you tend to have more options available when going up against a person

[@konflictification]

Lets be real. “unpredictable” to you and me. a professional knows better and im hoping/guessing this guy is. You can’t think like a human or think of them as dog like when dealing with chimps. Theyre not pets and theyre not human. Theyre wild animals. No matter how cute they look. edit: my point was they’re predictable if you know what youre dealing with.

[@AspenOG]

@@tuskactu4820just see the way the eat living animals its fucked

[@gamercreature2587]

​​@@tuskactu4820Except a human can't rip your face off in a second unlike a chimp.

[@benthesleepyhead]

He cleaning his hands so the blood can wash off

[@WhipperSnapper_463]

“Oh, we’re runnin low” Oh god, I hope not💀

[@zoominnboomin]

"Hes a good boy. Wouldnt hurt a fly."

[@crackedhalo403]

He Sniffed that and said Broooooooo Give me some more of that.

[@trppstar]

Lil bro is a mechanical death machine

[@paultannenberg4432]

Yes, you have to be fully accepted to interact like that. Those little guy can tear you apart in an instant.

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Noone pop any balloons around him…

[@Kfruistik]

​@@paultannenberg4432Jesus Christ stop overestimating a chimpanzee. They're not that much stronger than humans, it's just humans now usually don't fight back when they get attacked by animals but try to escape.

[@renclave]

​@@KfruistikYou should probably research the topic before spewing about it. You just look like an idiot now. Well done.

[@r_ex_7]

​@@Kfruistikfight or flight is goofy like that. you feel much more confident with a knife in your hand though

[@reallynoname]

„Jamie pull up that video of a chimp using sanitizer“

[@baboon_gamer]

there is something just so wholesome about watching a monkey use hand sanitizer

[@fuhszn3]

It’s not a monkey it’s a Great ape

[@ajwall1]

Yt handle checks out

[@Walleyedwosaik]

A CHIMP YOU SON OF A

[@Mrmoo6000]

Hmmm maybe that’s why they made this video

[@controlman7490]

Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys.

[@Amara_low_key]

When he was rubbing he's hands all that was in my mind was "yeahhhh boi" 😂

[@HamzatIB]

Yeah bwoooy

[@860smalley]

😂😂😂 Exxxxactly what I was thinking!!!spot on!

[@melissajarvis9895]

Sooo true

[@llama079]

so you relating chimps to black people?🌚

[@kalmkrew]

The lack of actual sanitizer dispensation actually made my chest tight

[@UnstoppableZombieslayer]

Why?

[@BridgeWyvern]

​@@UnstoppableZombieslayerWell I would be nervous about doing anything near a chimpanzee. I don't want to lose my face over something sudden.

[@fantomas4935]

​@@BridgeWyvernTravis the chimp was on drugs and shown aggression before, not all of them go berserk and bite people's face. Some have tigers as pets and people aren't as concerned they'll get attacked as they are with chimps.

[@Tacdelio]

​@@BridgeWyverni bet i could take him

[@georgemccune2923]

But it actually did dispense so ...

[@StoneGardner]

He actually sounds like he's scared of the chimp, but trying to play it off with nervous banter...... I think the chimp is picking up on it.