China's Take on Elon Musk's DOGE! Social Media Goes CRAZY Over This Video!

[@AnkakaCreative]

👉EP3👉kzbin.info/www/bejne/onvOmoxvpbl9sMk 👉【Creator Commentary Version】EP2 👉kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5KqqaBti7emsMU

[@bunnyfreakz]

Chinese understand America politic more than common American.

[@wensongliang1905]

due to the long history,everything repeat again and again in dynasties

[@dark3031]

@@wensongliang1905 So DOGE will be needed in about another 250 years.

[@AnkakaCreative]

just for fun, i guess

[@learmstrong]

u know,chinese play politic game for more than 3000 years.and every chinese learned history in school.

[@yzy8638]

@@dark3031 they can have different name, essentially its still a new faction challenging the old order (not that i choose to believe or not, on his intentions to clearing corruption, improving society and making the federation efficient) similar thing happen in europe as well, its not in anyway chinese exclusive.

[@pabloa_e]

That's genious LOOOOL !!!! We want more, American politics inside Chinese old dynasty drama 😂😂

[@mj-qs3bt]

Chinese dramas are incomprehensible to non-natives

[@hankdonald7812]

do you mean genius instead of genious？why is there an extra o? are't you deliberately making it difficult for non-native english speakers to understand?

[@tonnyzhang9634]

@@hankdonald7812 there is no different to non-native english speakers

[@YzSu-ky2uh]

@@yyyyyyyyyyy-eo7cv龙门飞甲啊大哥

[@毛得很]

yes​@@mj-qs3bt

[@uranustygon3728]

The roots of politics and history are Human Nature, in thousands of years people have never changed. Chinese have seen, have been, have experienced

[@陈天-l2b]

变的是时代，不变的是人性本质

[@石头-c7h]

人性即天道。

[@siyuanfeng8133]

but never learn anything

[@lzhburn]

@@siyuanfeng8133 因为物质并不是一成不变。

[@xiuerwang1208]

😂sounds like you know about everything​@@siyuanfeng8133

[@vanduailo9598]

The DOGE should be a magic sword made with Meteoroid and can cut anything and musk should be a kungfu master

[@AarushSyed]

Taking advice from financial experts like Alfred Thomas to fine-tune your investments is a smart choice.

[@RalfMoeller-q1h]

Alfred Thomas also manages my investment, and I just make weekly withdrawals without needing any trading knowledge. he handles everything

[@AmaPk67]

Please how can I reach Alfred Thomas directly? I really need to start up trade with him

[@AmaPk67]

I will like to benefit from his good expertise. How can I contact him please?

[@charlottedale1111]

I don’t know Alfred Thomas personally, but his strategies work well, and I’ve been making weekly withdrawals.

[@ameliah8164]

Ming Dynasty China is very similar to present-day America. The royal family is also facing a two party struggle among court officials, accompanied by low efficiency, serious corruption, and issues related to prices and people's livelihoods. At the same time, foreign technological progress is becoming increasingly strong.

[@ingridyichen2631]

And LGBT people all around the emperor messing up😂😂

[@waschbar1279]

​@@goodmushroomyep, Chinese are still dreaming and they really think they live a good life 😂

[@tianzhou3956]

@@goodmushroom Wow, which Chinese history version did you read? The Andersen's or Grimm's?

[@savagebeaver7493]

@@goodmushroom ming dynasty end because of the civil war and the nomad invader go read some book

[@cesshu7113]

@@goodmushroom 你确定你懂明朝历史？明朝末期应从天启朝算起，那会社会并没有乱，满族起兵的努尔哈赤还不过是一个小问题，内部也只是一点零星的流寇，在此之前刚刚经历万历三大征：平定蒙古人哱拜叛变的宁夏之役；帮助朝鲜抗击日本丰臣秀吉政权入侵的朝鲜之役；平定苗疆土司杨应龙叛变的播州之役。天启朝依然是强大的帝国，但此时国内腐败、土地兼并、党争、军队废弛，到明朝灭亡只剩20多年。

[@margarettam12]

If anyone wanna know, the movie is called: The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate

[@ahmadyulyfirmansah5937]

Thanks

[@talhahabdullah8980]

thanks man. Looks good

[@finhas8865]

Nice. Even a full movie with English subtitles available. Probably gonna watch it later.

[@ccc73145]

龙门飞甲

[@jwuhome]

@@finhas8865 Jet Li is also in the movie.

[@peterwang3502]

"I will tell you right now. Whatever budget the federal can't cut, DOGE will cut, furthermore listen well, whom the federal are afraid to sack, I will sack. What the federal are afraid to intervene, I will intervene. One sentence: What the federal takes charge, I will take charge. What the federal can't take charge, I will even take charge. Kill first, report later, King Trump's special authorization. This is DOGE. Clear enough?" I think this is closer to original chinese meaning :)

[@yanmichael5390]

You genius

[@kevinsun4450]

yes, it is

[@heleneshomes]

Never gets old no matter how many times I watch it 😂

[@jacksun6897]

Chinese not only know about DOGE, they also know how the story ends. That’s the advantage of having a history so long it could write its own soap opera. Maybe it’s time to learn Chinese!

[@novaskies5538]

I fear it will end badly. Reformers are but passing gadflies. The Bureaucracy is...forever.

[@alexdai_]

Sure it does, current politic senarios in US actually existed in late Ming Dynasty, special department loyal to Emperor alone, and 2 parties fought with each other..., and of course led to the collapse of Ming's government in the end...

[@閑人勿擾]

当你还在想要不要学中文的时候，特朗普的孙女已经在很久之前唱起中文歌了😂

[@WarrenKLiu]

@@alexdai_so which one is DOGE? It’s obvious East Chang is Democrats cuz their Alphabet agenda fits right there with Eunuchs taking power. West Chang kinda fits DOGE in the sense that there is no official government position but has government power but more like CIA work though and was also setup to balance out the power of East Chang so means it also fits Republican. But I just can’t see Jinyi guards being DOGE… 😂😂😂😂

[@ZongzanDu]

@@novaskies5538🤣

[@zhezhu7554]

Background: In AD 14xx Ming dynasty china emperor really found a agency in government for dealing with corruption and too powerful minister threaten. But this agency which very quickly tuned out to be a more corruption and dangerous theaten itself. This part of history is very interesting and need a long long explain.

[@zhezhu7554]

And this is also what this original movie story telling about

[@大的小萝卜]

不简单，尽然对中国历史如此了解

[@seanxi]

don't tell them...

[@xxxxx-o2v]

Not BC, AD actually 😂

[@persistenthustle]

This is a great Chinglish example. I am learning it. good good study, day day up.

[@jackbrian2993]

A nation with 5000 years of history and most of them are recorded, they know pretty much every political system ever existed.

[@lucy9698]

I would watch an entire series of this! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thenighttale-g8x]

this should go viral in the west

[@AnkakaCreative]

haha ,yep

[@tvc3mye]

It fits so well... 😂

[@2025_TheGoldenAgeOfEverything]

It could be, it showed up for me at least, in NY🗽 lol

[@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n]

chinese actually did own some democrat politcians, like tim walz, gavin newsom, some are crying, some are not 1.4b people in the country

[@pmcpegasus]

It wont go Viral, as the west dont speak Winnie the Pooh 😂😂😂

[@User-kjxklyntrw]

Men this is addictive 😂😂😂 we want more

[@AnkakaCreative]

haha

[@sakmadik69420]

agree

[@gsmaths]

DOGE in Chinese Style

[@AnkakaCreative]

all right

[@xingxingliu3551]

《大明王朝1566》 中国古代剧的巅峰。如果你看得懂的话，会发现它比纸牌屋还纸牌屋。

[@wkzj-po8on]

The English version is not as good as the Chinese version, the Chinese version has more fun words.😂

[@DDDarkz]

No one can compete with a language that's over 5000 years old.

[@feiliu9722]

我觉得英文版更有气势😊

[@songpatrick6245]

​@@feiliu9722不，你看它怎麼翻譯doge是什麼東西？ 在中文裡面，什麼東西有不是東西、貶低的意思，但是它翻譯what is doge這個是詢問的意思，表示那個人沒有聽過doge,這個味道就有差了。

[@drokenge7843]

@@feiliu9722🤣主要是翻译水平只能说是网文英化的水平了，口音也有点。一些地方要是能用上slangs会好很多

[@jiqin4298]

@@songpatrick6245确实，如果他念成what is “doggy”会更有那味道。

[@nsebast]

The chair symbolizes position and authority. When Musk enters and chooses not to sit in the chair originally placed beside him, it signifies his refusal to conform to the positions arranged by the Federation. Instead, he sits on someone from his own team, symbolizing that Musk’s Efficiency Department will be built with his own people, standing in opposition to the Federation, which will have no jurisdiction over it. Finally, breaking the chair represents Musk's intent to disrupt all the Federation's existing departments, possibly even implementing a last-place elimination system to abolish some of them.

[@李超-h1f]

我发现我还没你看的懂。

[@王少-t3s]

你他妈太懂了

[@王少-t3s]

你他妈太懂了

[@mczsjf]

企业级理解

[@leoy9622]

坏了 真给你看懂了😮

[@nanningbear]

Background: a Chinese movie , but about some special agencies who were used by ancient Chinese emperor to monitor his ministers. These agencies compete with each other and do not like each other. In the movie, an agency failed a mission to kill the family of a rebellious minister , and the head of another agency came to say that he will take over this mission and this obviously upset the head of the agency who failed the mission.

[@landamars8642]

Movie name please

[@toviyah1205]

龙门飞甲​@@landamars8642

[@mapleleung-y6j]

@@landamars8642 龙门飞甲 - Flying Swords of Dragon Gate。Director by Hark Tsui

[@jimkava]

@@landamars8642 If anyone wanna know, the movie is called: The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate

[@jimkava]

@@landamars8642 But even if you are a Chinese, if you want to fully understand this movie, you need to watch about half an hour of historical background introduction. Foreigners, I guess, are almost completely unable to understand what story this movie is telling.

[@c.y.l.7228]

Hahaha when I first saw this clip on Chinese TikTok in Chinese, I knew it would land on KZbin someday😂😂😂 it’s just too hilarious for the American netizens to miss out on~ XDDD

[@cheuk4936]

i prefer english version. musk can manage more than we expected

[@KaYinWong-c9m]

@@cheuk4936 太逗了，而且很贴切，不是吗🤣

[@emperorssovereigns4793]

tiktok 在美国要被禁了

[@MarkMa1979]

Americans, with your two-party politics. Do you think we Chinese people really haven't experienced it before? Looking through our history, there was the Niu-Li factional strife in the late Tang Dynasty, the factional strife between the Donglin Party and the eunuch group in the late Ming Dynasty, and the two-party factional strife between the Qingliu faction and the Westernization faction in the late Qing Dynasty. We have experienced too much of this. We are fed up with this endless factional strife.

[@paddingtonbrown6703]

This is EPIC, bro!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnkakaCreative]

yes

[@versong2714]

Human nature is always the same, the history will repeat again and again! Whether it's Western or Eastern!

[@李政委-y5s]

Yes, there is an old saying in China, "The people of Qin have no time to mourn themselves, so that future generations will mourn for them. Later generations will grieve and ignore them, which will also make future generations to mourn for future generations again."

[@haoyu6040]

每次轮回都会有变化，人类历史在地球时间尺度下太短了，也没关系，我这一代至少是快乐的。

[@alice10888]

This is so funny and awesome. Keep making these please!

[@mrchen1955]

In the Ming Dynasty, the government set up an institution similar to the DOGE,It is called the East Factory, it is used to supervise the efficiency and corruption of government departments.But later it became the department with the most serious corruption problem.

[@rafajeng7888]

not "east factory", but "east court", "west court" and "internal court（内行厂)"

[@grandefang4857]

question: what did human beings learn from history? answer: nothing

[@yiyanggao1211]

not actually, sometimes people learn from the history on their own culture, but culture “gaps” makes people barely learn form other’s history

[@键盘侠-z6v]

@@yiyanggao1211 我们学到了，前苏联的大体老师😂

[@Mechail-z6p]

@@键盘侠-z6vNooooooo……QAQ

[@杰克-h2z]

人性一直以来没有变过，所以历史一直轮回

[@Van-pf2or]

Dont generalilze it. Instead say Americans instead of saying all humans. Most of the americans not only dont know the history, they also have less exposure to outside of america. Until their death most of them did not believe that Covid existed and thought its an hoax created by democrats. That is their knowledge. Also they dont know Trump is playing asian way politics. I dont blame them. They have not seen asian politics. As epecially india and china politics.

[@hd365expytb2]

For those who are not familiar with Chinese history: that “DOGE” department in the original film is called the "Eastern Depot". It was initially created by Ming emperors as a "secret police and security agency run by eunuchs", but it later grew too powerful that even emperors lost control of it.

[@sdtsai3744]

Both east and west depot were extremely powerful thus contributed significantly to the fall of the ming

[@mzczd]

I would translate it as "East Yard" instead of "East Depot", like the Scottland Yard in UK

[@sickg6417]

inaccurate east bureau was representing the establishment or the deep state and the emperor created west bureau to counter east bureau in the video, Musk plays the roll of the head of west bureau

[@hd365expytb2]

@ “Eastern Depot” is what I found on Wikipedia.

[@BuellGary]

​@@sickg6417美國和明朝差別很大 美國黨爭自1787年以來就已經開始 1861-1864因為黨爭而發生內戰 民主黨自2013年以來就在衰弱中 2024年徹底大敗 共和黨是有史以來第一次贏得參眾兩院 而明朝到滅亡都沒有一個政黨實力衰弱。

[@二十一世纪新青年-n3d]

time flies - backwards and forwards. stories differ, the substance remains the same. great make! 😂👍

[@AnkakaCreative]

haha, well said

[@mamacryright5740]

Probably but not all, eviL do evolves with time.... So don't underestimated A I p a c organization prowess & influences yet

[@WXD11117]

history repeats itself again and again and again.....

[@孙瑜-s8h]

历史不会重复但会押韵

[@gsyoou]

历史会重演 因为人性不会变

[@fmyley-up6oc]

历史会重演，人性所追求的利益从来没有变过。

[@VM-231-s1y]

agree with it so much🎉，for example，as one of my friends once said that nowadays the global politics just like the ancient Chinese“spring and autumn”period🤔，the nations under the UN，but they have their own needs so conflicts still🥺

[@kalaesh]

​@@VM-231-s1y我想起马克思主义说过，生产力发展到最后国家会消失，这岂不是春秋走到战国，走到秦灭六国统一天下？那谁会是这个秦呢，太可怕了，我不要被别国侵略，可我们中国不侵略别国

[@katemc516]

The silly little political play that the Anglo Saxons think they're so good at, the Chinese have been there done that every dynasty for thousands of years 😅 For the Americans, you've seen the empire rise, but have you seen it fall? There's a first time for everyone 😉

[@erdongchen0823]

英国啊

[@BlazinNSoul]

We are Babylon as there won't be another change. The world will die soon and all of us with it!!

[@BlazinNSoul]

@@katemc516 None of us are in control as we all are be played by another puppet master. One which is soon to emerge & neither China nor anyone else will be able to stop it. Our civilization is finished but frankly good riddance. The world is worthless anyways so why should we even care. All is lost!!

[@mikaay5230]

For thousands of years, the Chinese have witnessed the decline of countless empires, and now it's the turn of the United States.😄😄😄

[@Rheinhart001]

The silly little political played by Chinese is had been done by UK for thousands of years as well

[@MablePauls]

Purchasing a crypto asset or stock may seem straightforward, but selecting the correct asset without a proven strategy can be exceedingly challenging. I've been working on expanding my $210K portfolio for a while, and my primary obstacle is the lack of clear entry and exit strategies. Any advice on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

[@Erikkurilla01]

The strategies are quite rigorous for the regular. They are mostly successfully carried out by pros who have had a great deal of skills/knowledge to pull such trades off.

[@TianaManeO]

I agree. Based on personal experience working with an investment advisor, I currently have $480k in a well-diversified portfolio that has experienced exponential growth. It's not only about having money to invest in stocks; you also need to be knowledgeable, persistent and have strong hands to back it up.

[@TianaManeO]

The beauty of JULIANNE IWERSEN NIEMANN approach is her dual focus: while aggressively pursuing profit opportunities, she's equally tenacious about shielding investors from potential pitfalls. It's a balance few can

[@jessicasquire]

Thank you for this Pointer. It was easy to find your handler, She seems very proficient and flexible.

[@nunyabusy]

It’s a ponzi scheme of great proportions. Too late to pull out so acceptance is your key. If you need an “advisor” because it’s so “complicated” that’s how you can tell it’s a scam.

[@Linkwii64]

I have a feeling Elon watch too many Chinese drama or study Chinese history and used some of it historical dynasties strategy. It works apparently.

[@tkrww2223]

根据我们国家几千年来的历史事件来看，他肯定会失败的，在中国历史上类似的事件没有一次是成功的

[@zfwang6890]

history repeat itself, and chinese like to keep every and each details of history. LOL

[@JHchen-k5n]

@@zfwang6890 我们希望从历史中吸取经验和教训

[@zfwang6890]

@@JHchen-k5n the only thing you will learn from history is that you will never learn history,LOL

[@AkashicDream]

他肯定没看过, 不然不会选择宦官的角色

[@vanwangye]

Funny scene. This is a scene from Jet Li's 2011 movie Flying Swords of Dragon Gate. And all these characters are castrated eunuchs. Lol...

[@SewingBoxDesigns]

Much like all Democrats are soon to be for fear of no free abortions. 🤣

[@mastershifu7]

Yet these eunuchs held wide power in the ancient times. It’s Almost equal to Secretaries in US GOVT

[@梁莹-c4c]

錯了，東廠只有廠公是太監，其他人不是

[@lordives7181]

Enuchs are more like advisors of the president and staffs of the white house. They are not really part of the government burocracy but hold political powers due to the personal closeness to the president.

[@vanwangye]

@mastershifu7 Nope. smiliar but not equal

[@johngong3465]

The original film is about the conflict between two functional departments under one imperial power. The video just changes some names and key events, retaining almost the exact core meaning of the original line

[@eugenec7130]

A genius production! 👍👏💪

[@AnkakaCreative]

not by me. but I will get more

[@Never.gonna.give.You.up7]

Americans: China cant make tesla China: Makes Elon himself

[@AnkakaCreative]

😂😂

[@雪花冰玉-xuehuabingyu]

LOL. 😂😂😂

[@Englishcai]

🇨🇳小米su7销量超越了奥迪A6，拿下了销量榜冠军，无论油车电车su7都是第一，第二名是特斯拉🐸

[@anz473]

实际上，2023年中国生产了94.7万辆特斯拉，全球是105.44万辆，中国占比89.78％

[@amiladesilva1730]

90% TESLA is made in China.

[@nahlene1973]

I appreciate the fact that even his counterpart's lipsync'd lol.

[@AnkakaCreative]

it took lots of works

[@祥春李]

A total of 83 dynasties appeared in China, with a total of 559 emperors, including 397 "emperors" and 162 "kings".The problems encountered by governments around the modern world have all appeared in Chinese history

[@VM-231-s1y]

My friend says he is really proud to be a Chinese because of the thousands years of his homeland‘s history👍

[@lot-rs7yz]

not really, all the chinese emperors and its ppl didn't know what is election, senate and votes. I suppose they still don't know 🤣

[@lot-rs7yz]

@@VM-231-s1y Thousands years of history, can be down to one word "cannibalism"-------Lu Xun😂

[@ayw5118]

Sure, just not what it feels like to cast a vote right? China, as you said, has only had (Chinese style) dynasties and is largely ignorant of what it even feels like to run anything foreign to its narrow minded, self repetitive governing system... China is just China, be it 4000 years old or 4 years old. Others won't understand China for the same reason and China will never understand others.

[@JethorHsu]

Who are you? Dare you use your shallow knowledge to speculate on our understanding of politics? I have voted for elections, which are fair and open. Most people are self-explanatory about politics, so they generally do not show it directly. Got it? Self-righteous understanding brother.​@@lot-rs7yz

[@Arqua888]

this dope.. Chinese creativity is insane

[@ameliah8164]

all in our history，There is an ancient Chinese saying that goes, 'Taking history as a mirror, one can understand the rise and fall of things.'

[@zeb91105]

中国有句古话，天底下没有新鲜事。

[@张学-g6g]

美国人发生的事情我们的历史书上都能找到，我们有五千年历史

[@hhhhhhhuang]

This is not a creation, this is something that actually happened in Chinese history

[@rararaaa-jv8mu]

@@ameliah8164 中国历史就是重复同样的朝代兴衰，为什么资本主义和科学没有发生在中国？中央集权导致中国没有能力像西方那样创新和科学。中国只会玩心术和权力斗争而已

[@critique7767]

those who don't know D.O.G.E stands for Department Of Government Efficiency

[@sentisenti3229]

Sadly even the name is design to benefit musk's crypto scam... he definitely upgraded from using twitter to manipulate stock price era😮

[@yoyozent]

it means doge the taxes and regulations

[@jsc3417]

@@yoyozent nay, it is doge coins.

[@synthamvs7624]

It means doge style which is what Trump will do to the Democrat party

[@rxotmfrxotmf8208]

Definitely something DODGY about it.

[@goodlucky8405]

"All the best Democrats were defeated by MAGA! Its gonna be your turn soon!!!" 😂😂😂Love this line

[@TheGlenNA29]

😂😂😂

[@王温候]

The chair symbolizes status and authority. When Musk walked in and chose not to sit in the chair that had been placed next to him, it meant that he refused to submit to a federally assigned position and instead sat on someone on his own team, symbolizing that Musk's efficiency department would be set up by his own people, in opposition to the Federation, over which it had no jurisdiction. Finally, breaking the chair represents Musk's intention to subvert all of the existing federal departments, and perhaps even implement a last-place elimination system, abolishing some of them.

[@ApurvSharma-jb7mj]

Brilliant 👍

[@markomarjanovic8348]

Well thought!

[@LearningCFA]

哥们儿，你太厉害了

[@P2Pbiz-h4b]

I love this Chinese way!

[@陈嘉昊-z8t]

这种历史在中国重复很多遍了😜

[@YiWang-sp2th]

这也值得骄傲了是吧 重复了这么多次就是不学习 不改变 不进步 未来还让他重复@陈嘉昊-z8t

[@陈嘉昊-z8t]

​@@YiWang-sp2th 美国不也是在经历这个过程吗，

[@magellank]

中国几千年的史书上记录了太多内容，以至于美国最近发生的事情都如同历史场景的重演。

[@AnkakaCreative]

yes

[@aquiles4125]

其实也是美国自己历史场景的重演。

[@ricosu192]

马斯克由商入政-吕不韦，川普-秦庄襄王，3年而逝……

[@nqhdanny]

​@@ricosu192要是说中了可怎么办？ 😅😅😅

[@titan480]

所谓的民主制，也不过和以前中国历史朝代里的党争一般。两党相争，互相诋毁扯后腿，不断内耗，最终导致国家败落，因此雍正才那么顾忌呼群结党。

[@callmebackfriday2]

Love it. We want MORE. Please give it a Like so that it will pass it around....

[@林荫大盗]

There is nothing new under the sun China has a history of 5,000 years. What has not happened in every dynasty? China still records the biggest events and their impacts that occurred every year in each dynasty two or three thousand years ago.

[@hx3060]

A small addition: "5000 years" is only a very small part of China's entire history. (You must not have seen many archaeological discoveries in recent years.~) In Chinese history, ancient civilizations have been lost for unknown reasons several times, so Chinese civilization has not been inherited continuously. On the contrary, many things are constantly regressing.~~

[@postahundredcommentsbutonl4408]

@@hx3060 一个文明的传承靠的是文字 so

[@movebeautifullywithhilda]

This is soooo gooood ❤🎉🎉😂😂

[@fengxiao6828]

This is going to be hot!!!!

[@AnhNguyen-hn9vj]

top movie of the year. lol

[@AnkakaCreative]

it is fun

[@manonamission2000]

"Special permission from the Trump" Legend 😂

[@AnkakaCreative]

ha

[@nanningbear]

In the movie, the original script is "special permission from the emperor". The scripts here are mainly based on the original scripts but with some variations to suit Elon Musk and Trump

[@cheungchingtong]

"Act first and report afterwards" is polite way to translate it, in this movie was originally "Behead first and report afterwards". XD

[@杨小污]

懂王特许

[@baiyun7919]

😄Musk is so handsome in the Chinese TV drama. I don’t know what he would feel when he saw this show. It’s very funny.🤣😂😅

[@phillipchan6919]

First time seen a human chair under Elon. 😂😂

[@new-bp6ix]

its not the first time XD we all the chair

[@skyerera]

[@BullyQi]

@@new-bp6ix😅我好怕他看完这段视频之后在现实中模仿

[@arp088]

In the discussion of the same video in different places, there is a text shared by netizens translation from ChatGPT: The chair symbolizes position and authority. When Musk enters and chooses not to sit in the chair originally placed beside him, it signifies his refusal to conform to the positions arranged by the Federation. Instead, he sits on someone from his own team, symbolizing that Musk’s Efficiency Department will be built with his own people, standing in opposition to the Federation, which will have no jurisdiction over it. Finally, breaking the chair represents Musk's intent to disrupt all the Federation's existing departments, possibly even implementing a last-place elimination system to abolish some of them.

[@jbdunvr8764]

The American version of Wang Anshi's reform is about to take place, with redundant officials, expenses, and personnel

[@lx5012]

是的，川普未来的改革极有可能变成美国版的王安石变法。一千年前的那次变法为好心办坏事，不仅让老百姓遭殃，还引发了党争。北宋也是亡于王安石变法。

[@薯芋]

Haha, just watched the cn version on bilibili yesterday, and now it's translated and published on YT.😂😂😂

[@花花喵-x9u]

今天下午去看，看到一半中文版視頻沒了…😶

[@薯芋]

@花花喵-x9u 被删了，不过有人转上YT了

[@mario-px1cr]

​@@花花喵-x9u因为这有版权吧

[@鬼舞小少爷]

+1

[@花花喵-x9u]

@@mario-px1cr 但英配的沒事…😶

[@rpscorp9457]

I would 100% pay full price to see this movie in its entirety....

[@穆维信]

龙门客栈，锦衣卫

[@Gong-tf4nt]

龍門飛甲

[@rpscorp9457]

@@Gong-tf4nt I meant the Protector Ma version:)

[@Gong-tf4nt]

@rpscorp9457 Oh, ok

[@limcheating1]

After entering the mid-Ming Dynasty, China's government bureaucracy became extremely corrupt and inefficient, with frequent infighting between political factions, which led to chaos in the country. In response, the emperor established the Royal Eastern Depot, a royal guard similar to both the FBI and the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC), specifically tasked with investigating bureaucratic corruption. The emperor granted them vast powers, and over time, the power of the Eastern Depot grew. They began setting up their own courts and prisons, and could execute officials and civilians without going through the national judicial system. Due to the enormous power of the Eastern Depot, even the emperor found it difficult to control them. To balance the power of the Eastern Depot, the emperor established the Royal Western Depot (Elon Musk) and granted it even greater authority, the game of power is almost the same

[@leoy9622]

哥们中国人吗

[@Erpang-i4z]

我看挺像的😂

[@Tpb247]

Yeah exactly what’s happening in China now with emperor for life Xi

[@老六-c9e]

@@Tpb247what are you talking about？

[@Tpb247]

@@老六-c9e saying that emperor Xi is going hard on corruption for the last few years. The game of power is almost the same

[@LumaCinemas]

Wow, this was really fun to watch lol Nice job

[@AnkakaCreative]

glad you like it

[@kiwijam1268]

Fun fact is that all the people in this clip are eunuchs during the Ming Dynasty (AD 1477) in China, the video is from the movie “The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate”. In a way they were the first LGBT community.

[@jackyhoy8245]

No, eunuchs were castrated but they still considered themselves men.

[@PrismaticEon]

No, the peak period of open homosexuality in imperial China was 1800 years ago, from 220 to 589 AD

[@matthewc9806]

Well eunuchs had a very different intention. Whereas LGBT is interested in the indulgence of sensual pleasure, inflation of pride and feeling special, the eunuchs were interested in the transcendence of these things.

[@michelwan9073]

🤣🤣

[@chnqd]

🤣🤣🤣

[@抗美奇侠傅满洲]

The wonderful thing is that it almost just replaces the words in the movie with reality😅

[@CrzyD-cv8xz]

Hilarious someone gonna put this on Twitter 😂

[@花花喵-x9u]

已經放在X上了

[@AZ-gq6cl]

You can always put everything on X/Twitter, but Elon (and Americans) won't be able to put their stuff on Weibo.

[@Deadpoolbaby344]

@@花花喵-x9utag Elon dude will love it

[@wowcoolrex1040]

@@花花喵-x9u show us the link。。。

[@naoe0305]

@@Deadpoolbaby344he will love it like crazy😂

[@dimapolet]

It’s ingenious. Brilliant!

[@AnkakaCreative]

😂😂😂

[@VinceCH]

It's very entertaining, I laughed several times.

[@brucevannguyen]

Omg!! Enjoyed watching this so much!

[@AnkakaCreative]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@kevinlin4374]

too real

[@iue-djahntang4078]

I'm a Chinese Buddhist and I confirm this is biblically accurate

[@hakurowolfy5832]

More like Buddhically

[@佯谬]

假和尚鉴定完毕

[@olivierma2691]

This sentence doesn't make sense in any way; which makes it great.

[@hc3733]

The monkey with a staff is in hunt of you. (just memeing)

[@pluto9870]

This has nothing to do with Buddhism, Taoism, or any religion.

[@yjz4969]

We get a looooong history that you can find any politic drama fit in with , just name it.

[@borneoorchid]

Somehow, Elon Musk's face fits into the Asian costume look! ❤

[@MollyHJohns]

Cough the Eunuch look cough

[@terracecar1]

Elon must should play a role in c-drama, it's gonna be a big hit😂

[@AnkakaCreative]

haha

[@yahamatar]

Playing the game of thrones, thousands-year CHINA has enough chess manuals to enum all kinds of possibilities, at a cost of many heads of emperors, bureaucrats and civilians. Remember the Art of War, THANK YOU!

[@xingxingliu3551]

孙子兵法和政治没啥关系。《商君书》才是中国古代帝王的政治必修课。也是最黑暗的一本书，贯彻了2000年。 ‘愚民，驯民 ’ 就是其中的名言。

[@清德賴-v7q]

孙子兵法。是军事战略。是将军看的。。 中国帝王需要看的是‌：《资治通鉴》《贞观政要》《四书五经》‌《战国策》‌《帝鉴图说》‌《经世奇谋》‌《商君书》‌‌《经世奇谋》‌《帝学》《春秋繁露》《长短经》----------------------------------------------------------------有几十上百的数量需要观看。。。。比如《春秋》。《中庸》《尚书》太多了

[@jjdhdlibd4057]

我觉得中国现在也在玩这套😂​中国老百姓是真弱@@xingxingliu3551

[@木子木子-h2j]

​@@xingxingliu3551这不是关键重点。关键就是君臣问题平民根本起不到作用。唐朝之后的安史之乱，还有军队文官之间互相争斗。

[@ninglu4846]

@@xingxingliu3551 还有资治通鉴

[@JenHope118]

😂😂😂😂omg! So creative!

[@worksonweekends]

"Ming American Story" released before "Showa American Story"

[@armandomartinez7369]

who else notes that guy suddenly become a chair

[@zfwang6890]

when you are at the top, anything can be that chair, LOK

[@王刚-t3e]

表现坐着的人权势滔天

[@AkashicDream]

乌纱帽代表官位, 椅子代表职位

[@啟蒙教育家]

Chair represents position

[@LisaTao]

Not any guy can be his chair.

[@Kingcronixbong]

No fuckin way is this real, i wantin watch the next episode 😂

[@AnkakaCreative]

all right

[@Greatboogersandwich]

It’s AI edited

[@ved_ituas]

We need the next episode

[@ameliah8164]

​@@ved_ituas Chinese movie ：龙门飞甲

[@jasonlucas2328]

The next episode is in January in the White House.

[@The_Catnip]

This was so cool and funny omg! Nirvana in Fire next, with Trump as Mei Changsu!

[@hwahwa2008]

🤨😶

[@The_Catnip]

​@@hwahwa2008 You don't like the idea?

[@serenachen9385]

😂😂😂

[@cangzhen1314]

Le Comte de Monte-Cristo

[@CrystalBai88]

Omgggg I love this kind of humor 😂😂😂😂

[@Radahntheconqueror]

The funniest part is Elon looking so very real Chinese

[@zhxcn44]

据说他的父系Y染色体基因是O系

[@llllser]

In China we usually think of Elon looks a lot like Pol Pot, the leader of Red Kampuchea, and both Elon and Pol Pot have many memes about politics and extremist tendencies in China😂

[@老六邢]

ai换脸

[@vanessali1365]

Great fun, more please!

[@001ctung]

Somebody please send it to Elon

[@aloyd6157]

America knows , buddhist statue behind. Trump is religious fanatic

[@Max-ud8vp]

Chances are he already seen it, we can count on it being tweeted soon 😂

[@SamuelSo1018]

告诉elon去裁撤驿站😂

[@edwardplum1139]

@@SamuelSo1018 哈哈

[@TigerGamesEthan]

@@SamuelSo1018 check if someone named Zicheng Li first

[@wenbinwang-ds9de]

历史总是惊人的相似。 DOGE：西厂； FBI：东厂； CIA：锦衣卫； MAGA：东林党

[@杨小春-d4v]

李自成：原是陕北驿卒。崇祯帝采信大臣裁撤驿卒的建议，造成失业驿卒武夫起义，李自成参与起义军。 也就是说懂王是崇祯，现在就看谁是李自成了？

[@Giancarlyn]

@@杨小春-d4v懂王是天启可能对得上一点。他需要一个尽职尽责又不会触及他权利的太监。你看看美国能搞钱，又做不了总统的是谁，那不就是马公公吗😂

[@crocodile8673]

FBI、CIA、NSA、IRS，這裡已經四大廠衛機關了，現在DOGE是四大之上再新增一個，比大明還亂

[@BSPBuilder]

明朝还真是东林党搞垮的

[@李芯羽-k8n]

论气质东林党更像民主党。MAGA们像起义军，实际最后为大明战斗到最后的，恰恰是之前要把大明推到重建的起义军。而东林党，刀子到了眼前，啥也不是。

[@user-ot7ur7ff6l]

Sentence to be corrected at 1‘55, it should be: „what federation can’t do, I can do. What federation can do, I will do more“

[@michaeldoesfunstuff4992]

Just to give some background. The movie is about the government internal fight (justice vs. evil) during China's Ming Dynasty about 400-500 years ago. This scene is about argument between Xichang director (Musk) and Dongchang director. Both Xichang (west branch) and Dongchang (east branch) are like KGB type of organization and are always portrayed as bad guys. Although they are under the same flag, they have a lot of frictions.

[@xieame]

What's the name of the movie

[@May-qh5vj]

@@xieame 龙门飞甲 Flying Swords of Dragon Gate

[@xieame]

@May-qh5vj Thank you

[@BenBen-ns1pd]

新龙门飞甲😂

[@AnkakaCreative]

correct

[@周小树-c3s]

龙（隆）门飞甲🤣🤣🤣

[@yonglongheng1211]

Elon Musk will be very happy see this video😂😂

[@chaoxiang513]

No, he wont. He is an eunuch in the movie.

[@w604]

@@chaoxiang513 LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manfred5026]

​@@chaoxiang513他在中文网络的新外号是“九千岁”，历史上权力最大的太监魏忠贤的称呼。仅次于皇帝的“万岁”

[@xijinping2538]

and he doesn't ending well in the movie

[@sidi9009]

Yeah, very happy until he figer out all the roles in this clip were eunuchs, and then he will destroy the screen with a chair😆

[@cnl6477]

Cool. Look forward to the next episode 😂

[@A.I-w8p]

next year 2025, when DOGE starts to lay off Federal Workers, cut spending,

[@WuRicardo-up6tx]

that's why chinese is the great country in the world,beacause you can find any answer for anything in china's history;

[@xzskywalkersun515]

This one has to go viral!!! So great!

[@kamijoutouma8474]

“Is low ability” that the is the soft version of “skill issue” 😂

[@RobertM4]

Elon musk got to sponsor this ads 😂

[@amiladesilva1730]

Hahahaha Being a Chinese, I laugh into tears seeing this in one of my favorite movie 😂

[@yuechaoyuan6018]

小作坊用料就是猛😂

[@xinchen2572]

哈哈

[@zhihaoyu5043]

哪个天才转到外网上来的，还特么给全文翻译了语音😂😂

[@hwahwa2008]

​@@zhihaoyu5043 暗色調自己弄的啊， 但B站全砍了…。

[@Samantha-z7c4w]

你们翻墙了吗

[@jhfnnxf]

​@@zhihaoyu5043英文版也是原作者搞的，油管只是转载而已。那个作者是新人。

[@经典小视频-s4s]

China has thousands of years of history, so similar things have happened to the United States today, and China knows the outcome.

[@BuellGary]

然而美國根本就不像明朝 區別就在於美國黨爭是從1787年建國後不久就已經開始的 而明朝政黨鬥爭是從晚期才開始的。

[@TismnkgDihdkv]

@@BuellGary每个王朝300😂不觉得吗 美国现在两百多也慢慢开始了

[@BuellGary]

@TismnkgDihdkv 美國22世紀會死只會是你們自己的一廂情願 美國霸權如果在幾十年後失敗美國還可以重回孤立主義 就像一戰後的美國一樣

[@garconi_l2549]

@@BuellGary不需要完全一样，历史就是在某个时刻重现另一个时刻

[@hikkomorisg]

Yilong Ma 😆

[@argus-r1j]

马一龙😅😅

[@拉磨的野马]

​@@argus-r1j马应龙？

[@xiebaiqin]

一笼马屎

[@LEO-nf4hc]

@@拉磨的野马 🤣🤣🤣

[@billgu5273]

马亦龙，非正式总统😂

[@billywong3835]

CG is well done! I believe that the parties ( 馬斯克) Would love it!😂

[@sssbznzn]

Elung MING 😂😂😂😂

[@changtc8873]

Damn... this make the term so much clear~~

[@hakimye3989]

China had its first democratically elected president 2,000 years ago he is Wangmang (王莽)

[@hakimye3989]

In fact, the current Russo-Ukrainian war is just like the Goguryeo War of the Sui Dynasty

[@hedaren2675]

新朝建立者？

[@赵诗瑶-p1u]

@@hedaren2675是

[@Englishcai]

王莽是穿越人 未来人

[@buxumingyue]

别瞎扯他不是民选总统。只是他的政策很先进，其程度相当于今天的政策。但是他是篡权的皇帝，由于政策太过超前，影响到了很大部分人的利益以及管理不当存在几十年便覆灭了

[@丘琬茉]

Well done🎉🎉🎉Looking forward to the following episodes.

[@bobrobin5510]

The Flying Words of DOGE Gate 😅

[@jasonlucas2328]

It's the sequel to “The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate.” It'll feature Trump for 30 seconds and Musk part-time. 80% of profits will go to pay down national debt. Then, Democrats need to shut up.

[@Louis-zw6vo]

Btw, in Chinese online discourse, the term "Commissioner Smith" is used to refer to American politicians who legally funnel federal budget funds into their own pockets.

[@Talestime0]

Love and respect from Turkey 🇹🇷 Your content is really amazing. Best wishes ♥️

[@goblinterminator]

freaking cool！！！！

[@paaome]

China was always making a funny movie.

[@massalleh5255]

Indians still beats them

[@AnkakaCreative]

😂😂

[@jannel8178]

是非成败转头空，青山依旧在，几度夕阳红--一切终归成为历史，一切终归会成为后人的笑谈的素材。

[@7hx89]

Chinese history has it all. Another example is that modern China tried to perfectly follow the western democratic model 100 years ago (similar to that of Germany and GB) but had led to 2 decades of civil wars, brutal Japanese invasion and massacres before and during the WW2, let alone massive social unrest and government corruption, along with short-lived central government (about 6 presidents in a few years). Chinese already know the true color of western “democracy” with a cost of nearly 100 million human lives and multi-trillion value destruction - for half a century. Learn Chinese history 1900-1960. For that matter China lost Taiwan and reclaimed it after the victory of WW2 from Japan. On top of any geopolitical considerations the status of Taiwan is hugely a patriot and emotional issue. Simply imagine you have lost your 0:40 beloved car and your garage because your neighbor/brother has beaten you and taken it by force. Now someone is develop a lane house out of it and would claim it is an “independent” “democratic/environment-friendly” property. What can you do?

[@Shark-Rex]

非中国人很难区分大外宣，让你这样的妖言蛊惑的弱智有了市场

[@henrychow5867]

難繃，剛在阿b看完，一打開KZbin就又看到這個😂

[@盛浩然-u8y]

哈哈，老外能理解這種語境麼

[@henrychow5867]

@@盛浩然-u8y 估計不能，抽象的是，第二部也轉上來KZbin了