China Town Beat Down (1978)

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Bruce LeeRoy was a well known funk musician that traveled to China to learn the sacred art of Kung Fu-nk. Training under the tutelage of Ip Mandingo, LeeRoy became famous for beating peoples ass's in perfect rhythm and timing. He could land a punch on the 1 count that made James Brown look like a bitch. His renown became so great, LeeRoy couldn't walk down the street without some punk ass challenging his Kung Fu-nk. LeeRoy's constant battling gave him a longing for a more peaceful life. Knowing it would be impossible in China, he made the move back to America, where he would open his own restaurant. Shortly after settling down, his arch rival Wang Hung Lo, travelled to the states for a final showdown. Bruce LeeRoy would immortalized this epic event with an even more epic song. Enjoy this 1978 Kung Fu-nk hit, "China Town Beat Down".
[Verse 1]
This air’s got tension
a dim sum stenchin
a Hot and sour feeling
I heard mention
The crowds intention
as they lined up for a beating
with wonton slathering
people were gathering
For a chow mein event
With a Mongolian beef
That needed release
That no one could prevent
[chorus]
It was a china town throw down
(HIIIYYYYAAA!!!!)
A china town beat down
(CHA HYAAAA WA!!!)
[verse 2]
I’m generally chicken
Stayin in the kitchen
For drunken noodle revelings
But the chairman Mow
Let fly a kung pow
the whole room started wrestling
I saw the szechwan
He seemed egg too young
still turned em into chop suey
His moo shoes were untied
When he steamed that guys rice
like a jackie chan movie
[chorus]
It was a china town throw down
(Kung Fu fighting)
A china town beat down
(WAAAA!!! HA!)
[verse 3]
They used peking styles
with sweet and sour smiles
I had never seen such a man
He hurt general tso much
With a ginger beef touch
They all moo goo gai ran
He dry cleaned his clock
Like a beef noodle stock
wrapped him like a pot sticker
As the people dispersed
They called in the nurse
Who grabbed me by my big dipper
[chorus]
It was a china town throw down
(HACHAAA!!! HYA)
A china town beat down
(YOWWWAAA HA!)

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@A.M.Noon94 3 ай бұрын

"Who the hell is interrupting mah kung fu?!?!?" -Black Dynamite

@chesterstevens8870 4 ай бұрын

I would enthusiastically watch a movie titled "Kung Fu Gang Pimp Fight."

@HardArchiveVinyl 4 ай бұрын

Sum Ting Wong

@HeavyWhipHand 3 ай бұрын

Sho Dong Yu 🤣

@bold810 3 ай бұрын

Bing Dang Ao.

@HeavyWhipHand 3 ай бұрын

Hung wei lo

@Chris-f7x 3 ай бұрын

Funk gold!

@VantaBlack-es6zt 4 ай бұрын

You got me cryin' here Heavy Whip ! 🤣🙏Kung Fu-nk, Ip Mandingo and Wang Hung Lo !! 🤣🤣🤣 Bruce LeeRoy knows so many styles !! 🥋🖤🙌 Going down 😋🍭 In China Town !! ❤❤❤

@HeavyWhipHand 4 ай бұрын

LOL I’ve been kung Fu-nking hard to this! Sorry to miss your last premier. I know I missed out😜! 💪🖤🫵

@VantaBlack-es6zt 3 ай бұрын

@@HeavyWhipHand Heavy Whip !🔥❤ 🥰That's the only way ! 💯 If you're gonna Kung Fu-nk me 🙌🥋🖤then Kung Fu-nk me HARD !! 🔥🔥🔥And you know I missed you at the premiere ! 🛋🍦😋But always a place in the VIP area for that Heavy Whip !! 🔥💋xxx

@VantaBlack-es6zt 3 ай бұрын

@@HeavyWhipHand I think my reply was too Heavy for youtube ! 🤭😉💋xxx

@HeavyWhipHand 3 ай бұрын

@@VantaBlack-es6zt LOL Oh shit VB! Going hard and making it count! I'm feeling what your sending 😈😉

@VantaBlack-es6zt 3 ай бұрын

@@HeavyWhipHand Sometimes you just gotta, Hawk Tuah ✊🌬💦 Spit on that thang !! 😝😋xxx