Chinese Bluetooth Lady

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THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS READY TO PAIR

[@Popaholic]

Yes, I had to change my mobile number. Check Out The Insta: instagram.com/eurodance_forever

[@waozer]

55 second ago..

[@danielcardenas4307]

1 hr ago… let’s goooo

[@ranecote]

i wonder why the youtube algorithem suddenly is favoring you after 3 years.

[@DynamicGlove]

amiliamili

[@Kirmo13]

it took only 3 years, I believe

[@janioyahoo]

"You have a car"

[@sourballgaming6438]

😂🤣

[@iKassie2002]

No i dont hahahaha

[@gatttagofast5278]

Lmaaaao

[@vviolentvalentine]

No, i do not :(

[@Daveluz_]

Lmao

[@thatdevdude]

0:31 The Bluetooth device is connected uhhhh successfully

[@Popaholic]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@DynestiGTI]

Successfullay 💅

[@MrCallofduty690]

Life uhhh finds a way. 😂

[@tika5635]

She had to double check

[@YuckyBucky]

@@MrCallofduty690 69th like

[@abaaabaaa]

0:00 THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS READY TO PAL 0:03 MUSIC PLAY MOTHER 0:05 THE RADIO MOTHER 0:07 AUX INPUT MOTHER 0:09 YOU HAVE A CAR, YOU HAVE A CAR, 0, 7, 3, 0, FIGHT, SEX, 3, SEX, ONE, ONE, YOU HAVE A CAR 0:27 BATTERY IS LOW, PLEASE RECHARGE 因看 0:32 THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE AS CONNECTED AS SUCCESSFULLY 0:36 THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS READY TO PAL

[@frari4888]

The "car" always got me 😂😂

[@horses.1082]

the 因看 got me, cuz I can read Chinese

[@Catocatlover]

​@horses.1082 what does it say (in English)

[@horses.1082]

@@Catocatlover no meaning, say “yeen can” The speaker wants to say “in time”

[@Windows_VistaSP2]

It isn't actually even battery is low. It's factory is low

[@lclocean1887]

"Za bluchuch dibais as conectida saksesfali" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@mahdigamer564]

😂😂

[@insideeffect6964]

My phone thinks this is German

[@canmertinyo]

😂

[@StiffMeat]

me after the lobotomy

[@flowcsgo804]

Перевод😂😂😂

[@VJETRA]

Kids back then have "Little butterfly" , this generation we have "Duh Brudooth debyte is redy two paer"

[@mythic314]

256 likes and no replies? Let me fix that

[@crazytowerz3113]

lol

[@ijoinedthedarkside333]

@@mythic314 de bluddod is nead of re pae

[@haaaaf8087]

Zuh vlootoof zivise is reedie tu peah

[@raaymonf]

ai ai ai im a little butterfly The Bluetooth device is ready to pair. (windows 10 hardware connection sound) all of these are 3 generations

[@fiel.afml3]

You have a call ❌ You have a car ✅

[@pold111]

i wish

[@aybaws]

i do????

[@OffGridInvestor]

No girl, I got TWO and almost bought a third.

[@hihihihi3806]

@@OffGridInvestor thats crazy

[@seansong75]

Free tibet

[@sleep-gl1gs]

0:09 Yes miss, you are correct. I have a 2008 Toyota Corolla.

[@bungieman2810]

THAT IS ONE SWEET RIDE

[@plantyh]

Reference

[@MusiqueDoc]

@@plantyh p3d0 reference 💀💀💀

[@viipeer4913]

I bet hitler faecal mattered himself when he saw that 2008 Toyota Corolla roll up on Ohama beach

[@pacifiky]

I am dying right now

[@ilovecats_og]

"THE BLUETOOF DEVISE IS REALLY CHEAP HÆR" 0:00 -lady

[@roggeralves94]

"You have a car" I'm dying lol

[@dp4l1fe2]

i wish

[@hypercane2023]

You now have a car

[@FoxBlocksHere]

In this economy? I don't think so.

[@mclarenf1lm374]

The burutuuth dewice is connected uh successfully

[@fobos936]

It just tells civilians that the government has already checked them owning a car or not.

[@CCL13CN]

Being a mainland Chinese, I probably have more fun in this because I know exactly how this pronunciation is been trained, and the fact that she is picked to record this because of "her perfect pronunciation".

[@kyoudaiken]

She tried her best!

[@joaolucas4274]

but if you think about it, her pronunciation is really good, except that the strong accent makes it seem very absurd

[@CCL13CN]

@@joaolucas4274 that is exactly what I meant. They basically train English the same way they train Chinese pronunciation, that it is perfect except they don't know the accent was all over the place.

[@OffGridInvestor]

@@CCL13CN with me, I speak some basic Spanish. Only to find later that my accent is closer to Ecuadorian than any other of the 40 Spanish speaking countries. This is what happens when you have an Australian accent then learn Spanish from multiple accents at once.

[@CCL13CN]

@@OffGridInvestor Yeah I mean surely there will be accent, that's not an issue when you use the language for day to day communication. But when you use it for something like announcement, the requirements will be on a totally different level. That's what I find hilarious, that not only these people did not understand this, but they got the wrong ones.

[@kolibri5069]

"you have a car" "... zero, five, sex,three,sex .." Im dying 🤣🤣

[@adamgerald849]

Okay, I had a special memory with this voice. I had a cheap BT speaker I bought at a gas station when I used to climb cell phone towers for a living. I dropped it from over 200ft up and it still worked. I think it was the spirit of the immortalized BT chinese sweat shop lady that gave it the will to continue to live. I hope shes doing well and wasn't sold to a Chinese farmer.

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

I had speaker with same voice and I dropped it 600ft and it still worked but when broken the protector fell and now it looks like a bfdi, same with the ws858

[@VrMarsh]

I used to have a bluetooth microphone (whom was also a speaker) that had the same Chinese lady lol

[@berrytofu9559]

when she said "zhe belue toof duhvice eys conneyctedize suhcssesfuley" I was so touched it brought me to tears

[@nvidiaplay]

she's bri'ish

[@TakeNoShift]

I'll give you a touch that brings you to tears

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@nvidiaplay no she fucking isnt. she objectively is not

[@pomodoro144]

duhwice*

[@480midi]

how high school white girls talk

[@aeches]

i hope the voice actor lady knows shes famous and that everyone loves her.

[@MrLoowiz]

Yeah. Her english sucks, though.

[@dfk1991]

It assumes that it was not AI generated, hehe

[@Jsslade]

She probably does, seeing as she's likely some rando they found on the streets

[@HYPERBOREA_TMG]

The voice actor was forced to record these voiceclips whilst her family was being held in a political prison for promoting VPN services in the local village, I don't know what's her fate now but I actually hope she's pretty much safe in a Taiwanese metropolitan area, save for her family in which I have heard that they're going on death row by 21st of May 2023, please pray for them.

[@nopers2223322]

I think she's dumb

[@just_a_normal_person_]

“Bluetooth device is really cheap here”

[@Bibble013]

That's wrong

[@ScorAXE007]

"Battery is love, please recharge in come"

[@LDTV22OfficialChannel]

"bettery is low, plese rechage incan."

[@alexmac0]

she’s like the mother i never had

[@vostock0998]

Made in china?

[@Ruhma.]

real

[@bichiota777]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[@dardarstar]

i love mitski

[@jupitervv]

@@dardarstar real

[@seankkg]

Sounds French.

[@diverman1023]

Not at ALL, what are you even saying

[@_1DK_]

"c-row" "seben" "tree" "c-row" "foive" "s3x" "tree" "s3x" "wan" "wan"

[@thinix396]

What kind of goofy ahh French are you speaking

[@AsianLovePotato]

@@diverman1023 He's saying that she sounds French

[@diverman1023]

@@AsianLovePotato She extremely doesn't sound French though

[@JediLMS520]

Mine was always like "lOw BaTtErY PrInCe cHaRlEs"

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

Same

[@kyon-kyon-]

prince charles 😭

[@SasmitoAdibowo]

“Prince Charles: Thank you for the warning, my loyal subject.”

[@thatgirlelly101]

'The blue cheese, your wife, sweetie chapelle'"

[@OscarBuurGreen]

yes!!

[@MyUncleWorksForNintendo]

In 20-30 years these voice clips are going to be nostalgic for a lot of people who bought budget speakers/headphones on Amazon.

[@Darnokk15]

I have an FM transmitter with these voices. I've had it in my first car and every one after, so basically for the last 5 years and it's definitely gonna be nostalgic. De bluetooch duhvais is conected uuuh succefulley

[@OffGridInvestor]

I got one with an American accent and instead of pairing it sounds like peering.

[@elitemage101]

They already are for me. I smile whenever I get a device with this on it.

[@KennyVo120]

I have an AUX Bluetooth audio receiver for my car that is several years old, and absolutely falling apart but I refuse to give up on it. It's going to be really sad some day when it breaks and I don't start my drive with "Powa on. Pearing. Connectæd."

[@AleK0451]

@@KennyVo120 is that the legendary aussie sexy speaker

[@pepperoni_secret]

When she whispers in your ear "you have a car" that's when you know she's the one

[@marioluigi9599]

The Bluetooth dewice is connected as successfullay The Bluetooth dewice is reedy to pell

[@renecruz2964]

​@@marioluigi9599LMAO

[@Killbayne]

when she car on your Bluetooth device til you aux input moda

[@user-dingus-dingus]

@@Killbayne I choked on my tea reading that

[@barismancosevdalisi]

​@@marioluigi9599yur bluetooth device is connecteduh succesfully

[@ElyOtto]

something so cute and pleasant about this

[@akhtarflagboi]

You fell off

[@LaHaiwanz]

0:00 the device is ready to pair!👏 0:03 music play mode 🎶 0:05 radio fm mode 📻 0:07 aux input mode (TF CARD)💳 0:09 YoU hAvE a 🚗🚘🚙🏎🚓🚋🚞🚃📞💀 0:27 low battery 🪫 0:31 successfully connected 👍

[@Korea_ETS]

0:31 the bluetooth device as connected uhh- successfully

[@NikolaiAvilov4446]

"you have a car" Well yes I do

[@abiez4018]

well i'm not :(

[@dbzfan0693]

You know it even says that in the auto generated captions

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

I don’t have car

[@lovegalore]

@@abiez4018 we're twinning !

[@Dankboi420]

Dude flexing on us😔😔

[@bluewhiteblue]

The"You have a car" and "the bluetooth device is connected sucessfully" got me laughing

[@bluewhiteblue]

The bluetooth device is ready to pear

[@meplaner]

Драников хочу пиздец

[@user-ct1vg9ps5j]

is connecteded successfully

[@stanky6131]

"Is connected... uh lemme see... successfully"

[@Wtrxprs007able]

"Zee bwootoof dewize is connected unsuccessfulleh"

[@JosRocks410]

nostalgia, you won't believe the shock I felt when my new ear buds WEREN'T the pleasant Chinese Bluetooth lady. (Agony truly)

[@GoldenCortisol]

"The Bluetooth device is really cheap here"

[@YosefTesfaye10]

"The blue tooth device is connected successfully" gets me everytime and i love it

[@AdminHouse]

De blootooth device is connectedo successfulley

[@YosefTesfaye10]

@@AdminHouse that's exactly how it goes

[@c4clipz]

connected asuccessfullay 15 likes help

[@darkpinktv6721]

deblOOtoofdeviceizconnectedAAAAAAsuksexfUllee

[@biometria_hematica]

conectado

[@bczhc]

Jesus "you have a car" and "six" being "sex" got me 😂

[@laalpattharkedevata]

sex nein for too zebro

[@yumihara14]

It's Sikkusu in my language so I prefer sex lol

[@babyrosalinalovescoffee]

@@yumihara14 you are Japanese, am I wrong?

[@gunnarretarderad6866]

Then you should come to sweden where the number six is literally called sex

[@stephenbanyar1874]

You can't make a 'si' sound in Japanese, it's gotta be a 'shi'. "Shikkusu" Furthermore, in Japanese, 6 is Roku. Only brand and model names would have 6 spelled out like "Shikkusu", otherwise they'd just use "Roku".

[@Squid_ada_01134]

"The Bluetooth dewife is ready to pear" always gets me😂

[@AxTailz]

“The Bluetooth device is really cheap here”

[@timotheatae]

I loved it when she said "You have a car (...) sex sex won!"

[@rotariuandrei2736]

sexy lady

[@phantomwarrior8686]

The first one ("the Bluetooth is ready to pair) is so fricking iconic. I clearly remember hearing this sound in my school when my teacher pulled out her cheap Bluetooth device to show things and she was troubling to connect it.

[@Popaholic]

Knowing myself I'd be laughing my head off 😂

[@ihatechinese_]

​@@Popaholic Same lol🤣

[@22340c]

I remember my dad bought a bluetooth portable speaker, the sound quality was good tho

[@phantomwarrior8686]

I'm sorry for saying "troubling" English is not my first language so I'm kind weird at spelling stuff some times

[@ZaHandle]

@@phantomwarrior8686 I swear everyone that says this has the best English ever

[@toxdazcubing]

"The bluetooth device is really cheap here"

[@budiisnadi]

Two of my neighbors love doing afternoon karaoke and every time they turn on their machine, I hear this lady.

[@lowqualitysenti]

These sounds scare the shit out me when I hear them in the dark alone to myself

[@abrandrozario9002]

BITCH! The speaker broke!

[@poble]

you have a car

[@basilleaves5706]

I did it myself, felt the same thing. 😟

[@brendan5260]

Chinese lady is coming to get you

[@StrasburgCN89]

"you have a car" Everyone in the theaters: 😟😟😟😰

[@jeepmega629]

“DA BLUCHOOCH DAVAIS HAS CONECTED AH SUCCASFULLY”

[@AftonReign]

The bluetooth device is connected **UH** successfully.

[@TIENxSHINHAN]

I really respect the fact that the company didn't even bother to find an English speaker for this, they just got that one chick from shipping to do it.

[@jasontan7511]

Not much to respect, they probably didn't pay the person anything. Cheaper than hiring someone new who is an English speaker.

[@user-ei9zr6ig2v]

lol the reality is even funnier, this is considered clear and beautiful english pronunciation for chinese people, they chose this voice because it is a prestige accent to them in a sense

[@CapitalLuke]

@@user-ei9zr6ig2v I remember reading a KZbin comment of someone who knew an American-Chinese girl that went to China for a job that required her to speak English, the company turned down the girl because they were afraid her "English wasn't good enough" according to OP, so I assume that the company being used to hearing Chinese accents thought the American accent sounded too weird.

[@thetheoryofphantomsdelta2779]

your comment needs more likes

[@MattExzy]

It's an interesting thought. Maybe they felt a westerner voice would be too 'western'. It's even weirder to think that these lines could be recorded anywhere on the planet by anybody and sent to them, but they chose this one accent.

[@MaRoFu]

I’m studying Chinese right now and I love how the woman pronounces the E at the end of “Mode” as “eugh” since that’s how you say “E” in Mandarin

[@tissuepaper9962]

It's more because you can't end a syllable with any consonants except "n" and "ng" in Mandarin. Speakers of all of the Chinese languages have a hard time ending a word on a "d" or "t" without adding an extra vowel because their language doesn't even allow that sound at the end of a word, only vowels and nasal consonants. The rules that govern which sounds can go together in a language are known as "phototactic constraints". Phonotactic constraints are why you can instantly tell that "frpdtin" couldn't possibly be an English word, but you're not so sure about "floopter". They're the reason why you can actually comfortably read "floopter" out loud despite it not being a word. The phonotactic constraints in Chinese are strict compared to many other languages, the syllables are almost all composed of exactly one consonant followed by exactly one vowel, so a word like "mode" which only has one syllable in English gets split into two open syllables when a Chinese person says it.

[@SmashPortal]

@@tissuepaper9962 I feel like the perfect language, while difficult to learn, would include every sound that appears across multiple languages, but that many languages have a hard time adapting to.

[@sh0rtbread144]

@@tissuepaper9962 don't forget ending in er ! which was what happened

[@tissuepaper9962]

@@sh0rtbread144 "r" isn't strictly a consonant there, but point taken.

[@sh0rtbread144]

@@tissuepaper9962 兒話音is formalised in some language courses, I am not sure if it's actually how pinyin is written standardly!

[@xeemethrowinghandsatmosqui7123]

We making it out of the CAR with this one 🗣🔈🔥🔥🔥

[@Lucius_Shiro]

Ah yes, "The bluetooth dewice is rydy to pael"

[@PlumCasualties]

0:09 "You have a car"

[@dayandesouzapinto9073]

Noice

[@MahiEurope]

😂"you have a girl"!!

[@giaosiking8858]

Bruh, even though I’m Chinese I still laughed

[@Popaholic]

😂💙

[@editinqqyou]

我知道對了， 太有趣了

[@giaosiking8858]

@@editinqqyou so you translated English to Chinese?

[@editinqqyou]

@@giaosiking8858 是的， 它工作對嗎？不過我猜不是

[@giaosiking8858]

@@editinqqyou well… it’s kindda weird when you translated to Chinese🤣

[@mr.lores1]

You wrong, I don't even have a license

[@cyber_steve]

“Ze Bluetooth device has connected uhh successfullai” 🤣

[@jado67]

As a person with a blue tooth device is ready to pair i can relate

[@jado67]

Yes I am. I can also relate when the blue tooth Device is connected uhh successfully

[@sunnybowos266]

Ready to pal*

[@mehtWPD]

​@@sunnybowos266but not ready to NTSC

[@appleiphoneuser1]

The bluetooth device is connected “uh” successfully 💀

[@LDTV22OfficialChannel]

LOL

[@Dtagz]

"The bluetooth device is really cheap I" "Music play motor" "The radio modem" "Aux input motor" "You have a car x2" "Zero Seven Three Zero Five Six Three Six One One" "You have a car" "Battery if you know please recharge ink on" "The bluetooth device is connected successfully" "The bluetooth device is ready to pair" -KZbin Captions

[@questieee]

Subtitles: 'the bluetooth device is really cheap'

[@Creativity_Flows]

0:03 Music play moder 0:05 The Radio modof 0:06 Ask input moder 0:08 You have a car. 0:31 The Bluetooth device is connectida successfulay. This is what I hear everytime my dad uses the speaker .

[@hknedits939]

the bluetoof devise is really cheap hair

[@eduardkalmanawardze]

@@hknedits939 the bluetooth is really cheap here

[@danek_hren]

@@eduardkalmanawardze *is really too pale

[@eduardkalmanawardze]

@@danek_hren it all depends on how you read it

[@dufiasem]

*Dewice

[@MintyYT124]

"You have a car" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@ikilyou1b]

you have a cock

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

Bfdi

[@blacklin3]

the radio motto

[@Rottypops]

She didn't have to go that hard and give us a car, but she did it for us.

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

I have a Bluetooth speaker from China. It's made by SHEN ZHEN DNS. All the voice lines are robotic female voices except for one. If it is low on battery, a Chinese girl with a heavy accent says "Battery is too low"

[@Popaholic]

Bonzi Buddy oh pls could you try to capture that on video ?

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

@@Popaholic Sure! No problem.

[@abrandrozario9002]

@@Popaholic That's quite idiotic

[@abrandrozario9002]

That Triggers the Azan!

[@sotechunboxingtechpresents4180]

@@BlackBloodCombatClub when will you upload it?

[@malwaremation-informaticaa9749]

0:00 Even the subtitles says: The bluetooth device is really cheap.

[@kyoudaiken]

"Music Play motor. The Radio modem. Aux input motor." 💀💀

[@ignacio5654]

run

[@FlamingBeat]

​@@kyoudaiken Bro has a thing with cars and motors 💀

[@alpzepta]

@@kyoudaiken "You have a car"

[@HFIAPY]

“The Bluetooth device is ready to pale” “Music play motor” “The radio motor” “Axe input motor” “You have a car, You have a car” “Zero, Seven, Three, Zero, Five, S3×, Three, S3×, White White” “Battery is low please recharge in type” “The Bluetooth device is connected us successfully”

[@nerdbrain396]

I love this song

[@peterrabbitcutecarlitosthe7191]

0:00 "The blue juice two ice is ready to pail." 0:03 "Music Play Moder." 0:05 "The Radio Moder." 0:07 "AUX Input Moder." 0:10 "You have a car. You have a car." 0:13 "Zyroh." "Sevin." "Suree." "Zyroh." "Fine." "Sex." "Suree." "Sex." "One." "One." 0:25 "You have a car." 0:27 "Battery is a no. Please recharge in pan." 0:31 "The blue juice two ice as connecteder succesfulley." 0:36 ""The blue juice two ice is ready to pail."

[@Jokid1146]

"The blue juice two eyes is ready to pal."

[@seventeenf177]

the blue juice divice is connected uuuuh sucsesfuly

[@Popaholic]

😂😂😂

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

Ze blutut twice. Is kœnektida suksessfuly

[@Popaholic]

Looks like russian 😂😳

[@OculusDream]

"The Bluetooth device is connected uh.. successfully" that got me dead 😂

[@myanballXD]

'' The Bluetooth device is really cheap'' -subtitle

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

I hear this every time on my toy microphone and at first I never understood what she was saying until now

[@pigmafia]

My headphones go “ please charging” every time the battery gets low and it makes me chuckle

[@cheesobogo3199]

😂😂😂

[@CertifiedWTRPerson]

my friend has that too

[@scribblecloud]

please charging 🥹

[@goofytrolling6928]

you're in a call, mom says that grandma died, you are sad "please charging" then you chuckle and you're mom thinks that you are a psychopath 👍

[@pigmafia]

@@goofytrolling6928 something I forgot to mention is that when it says “ please charging” it cuts all sound out that’s currently playing at that time. So it would sound a bit more like, “we need to talk.. grandma is (PLEASE CHARGING)”

[@CrayolaBambaataa]

I remember my friend calling me in tears a few years ago when he was at a friend's house that owned a speaker with this voice, he played it down the phone and I ended up in tears too, holy shit

[@mokafi7]

glad to see i wasnt the only one moved by these words

[@amogoose2971]

this is so sad😢

[@LuigiPianeseMusic]

"the Bluetooth device, as connected, uh, successfully"

[@Calxero]

Pov: you buy RGB headphones with the USB stick in the package:

[@witchflowers6942]

i love these chinese Bluetooth devices where they obviously just got some random lady at work to sound out the words off a page. this one is especially funny because of how many WORDS they make her say. We basically have a personal connection with the bluetooth we use for the aux in my dad’s car, we can never replace her. “Paur On.” “Conecteed” are such comforting sounds.

[@tissuepaper9962]

Oh man, you don't even know, lol. These aren't just random ladies, these are the ladies in the company whose English is considered "perfect" by their colleagues (and realistically it's pretty close to perfect). If they really pulled any old auntie off the production line it wouldn't even be funny how bad the pronunciation would be. Who am I kidding, it would be hilarious.

[@bragiodinsen4604]

@@tissuepaper9962 why cant they just pay someone online to read a few lines from the west lol

[@jas16899]

@@bragiodinsen4604 Chinese companies are quite adept at purchasing labor for stuff like this. They easily could have sent this off for a voice reading, or simply purchased an existing sound set thinking "yeah this sounds good." I wouldn't assume it's in-house just because it seems subjectively crappy.

[@thesecondpioneer4491]

the way you described these sounds I think I have the same lady talking in my headphones

[@phantomwarrior8686]

@@tissuepaper9962 this crap English is almost perfect? How the hell! Lol 😂

[@mattt198654321]

She speaks english WAYYYY better than I speak Mandarin tho

[@OtesOtesOtes]

perspective 💯

[@nopers2223322]

That's not an excuse

[@sauce6534]

@@nopers2223322 so what? Lol

[@bluegaming4133]

i love the "You have a CARR." one

[@mehtWPD]

You have a KITT

[@icyxxxxx]

Let her voice act in a Hollywood movie 😂

[@WaiMinZenX]

0:31 The Bluetooth device is connected uh successfully

[@incomparable642]

the "uhhh" with garlic smells in the air

[@vash47]

can I get uhhhhh beesechurger

[@rotariuandrei2736]

​@@vash47 cheeseburger

[@mranone788]

“Music Play Motor” Had me Dying 😂

[@crocroll]

"the bluetooth device is really cheap here"

[@q_q123]

this lady has soothed the ears of thousands

[@Arben40]

millions

[@Mateus01234]

Billions I would say

[@antoniobabb1938]

Nah it’s pretty annoying after awhile.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

I'm glad someone realizes the meme potential of cheap Bluetooth speaker voices.

[@sihamhamda47]

It's been used in various absurd humor videos since like a year ago

[@EmilinkoHoward]

I got a speaker with this voice and I instantly laughed when I booted it up and I heard the voice

[@carlcubeY]

“The Bluetooth device is really cheap here” “You have a car”

[@karinkorenkova2059]

Lmao the generated subtitles "the Bluetooth device is really cheap" spot on there

[@Popaholic]

Hahahaha ikr 😂 so ironic and funny

[@HL2015-dan]

Hahahahaha

[@MasterGeekMX]

Man, here in Mexico you cannot go 5 minutes withouth hearing that lady somewhere.

[@SasmitoAdibowo]

That lady is probably more famous than Susan Bennet.

[@MasterGeekMX]

@@SasmitoAdibowo Indeed. I have no idea who is Susan.

[@SirensAndAlarmsOfNorthernIL]

Phone: Incoming call Speaker: You have a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redjarww3882]

As a person who doesn't like spending money, I am way too used to hearing a lady say something in Chinese when connecting my headphones to my phone

[@amrade1599]

Same!!! But also mine headphones sometimes switch to a complete chinese idk how to control it lol

[@not12321]

There’s something really scary and wrong about these sounds when you play it full volume at 3AM, and you’re all alone in your house.

[@sevketcanercan9505]

I just imagined it and it would be really scary

[@DaffaTheOne]

My actual fear lmao

[@ieatingmilk]

No.

[@bakkerem1967]

If you play this really loud you'll notice your neighbours wandering through their house, looking for that rogue bluetooth device.

[@Vib-Ribbon_2763.]

Yes…

[@samuelsantorumvalin7830]

THE BLUETHOOTH DEVICE IS CONNECTING UP SUCCESFULLY WITH THIS BANGER

[@Samdan9]

AWH MAN DUDE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG! HAHAHA! but you forgot one! It goes “FM Tender” so there definitely is more audio of this lady!

[@johndanielocampo2278]

0:00 pair mode 0:03 USB mode 0:05 FM Radio 0:07 TF Card 0:09 Call 0:27 Low Battery 0:31 Connected

[@alfredvalentine4584]

0:09 is wrong. it must be car. not call

[@vituned]

You didn’t need to do that but thx

[@eddieray]

Not "mode", it's " Moother"

[@philgamer_309]

Probably one of the iconic sounds in the world

[@musics4me]

When my friend’s bluetooth said this, I thought she was speaking German and/or French. We love a good China product❤

[@mdmackint]

if she whispers "the bluetooth dewice is readie to peaere" she's a keeper

[@canveband1393]

Normal phones: *plays ringtone* Chinese Bluetooth speaker: You have a Car 🚘

[@shortcat]

you see, it's a luxury thing, like you have a personal assistant!

[@ItzSamyam]

0:01 “The Bluetooth device is really cheap here”

[@aviationfan380]

“ Music play *moder* “ “You have a car.”

[@Koleje93]

"De blootooth device is connected *UHH* succesfully"

[@pandamilkshake]

- Ze bluetoos dewice is reedy to pæugh - Ze bluetoos dewice is connected-uh successfulay Those 2 sounds are very nostalgic 😂

[@TheWirefunnymomments]

kkk

[@jonavanderpal]

ikr! i used to have a Bluetooth receiver that you could plug your (wired) earphones into. it had these exact voice lines haha

[@siccolindsay610]

Lmaoooo pæugh

[@irrelevance3859]

Right lol

[@AnimeRekomendasi7]

Fr

[@irritatingperson7882]

In my gym they play music via bluetooth so occasionally your ears just get blasted with "THE BLUTETOOTH DEVICE IS READY TO PAIR" when they first try to connect it

[@matthewtrainsandlifts]

Fun fact, the number is the “you have a car” section is a valid Romanian phone number

[@animateddepression]

Do they hate us so much that they won’t hire some random English-speaking guy online to record a decent voice prompt?

[@strawburri420]

"you have a car" best quote from this entire video

[@rylazius]

0:21 got me dying

[@Korea_ETS]

s.....

[@LM_1607_]

@@Korea_ETS …ex

[@clashcomzuera3355]

*S E X*

[@EE7EE]

I'll dial ed the number

[@AitorWindows11]

​@@LM_1607_FBI OPEN UP!!