Choke Jerk Theory

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[@Vintagemullet]

A couple years before robin Williams died he did a movie called worlds greatest dad. In the movie his son jerk killed himself case closed.

[@chrislobo7945]

you didnt explain the best part tho for the ppl who didnt see the movie. He then pulls up his kids pants and tries his best to make it seem like a suicide instead.

[@tylerp3327]

@@chrislobo7945 Jesus!! :(

[@mrouncervideos2905]

​@Chris Lobo true😅😅

[@1954telecaster]

Robin had been suicidal for a while. It wasn’t a surprise to anyone who knew him. Once he relapsed on drugs, that was it.

[@moirabeast8469]

​@1954telecaster yep, then the belt came off

[@jacobmaslin5481]

The self-releasing belt should be called the "Solo Spotter"

[@sofa_king_kool]

"He died with his boots on." "Yeah, yeah, but what about his pants?"

[@cajunboy318]

I’m glad I hung in there long enough for the coveted ZZ Top remixes

[@drdecoursey1978]

Look. I know they're just joking about this but, the theory holds water.

[@jb1996BLOP]

Big jay is 100% serious about this. He just says things in a funny way.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

I'm legit a convert. Not sure about Williams and they don't mention Brody thankfully. The rock stars? Converted.

[@j.sigmon339]

Oh no they are serious. They are completely convinced these are all choke jerks

[@skatemobster]

Does the defense's case hold water?

[@nickhewes6860]

@@skatemobster Great reference 👌

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

Best setup I can think of for a safe "Choke-Jerk" session would be a breakaway belt hooked to a dunk tank mechanism like they have at carnivals except the bell/target is in front of you. As soon as you bust that 1st rope and hit the bell with it the belt releases. Shark Tank, here I come....or should I say cum..

[@BIacklce]

Those hacks wouldnt be able to understand the potential, its a flesh light opportunity

[@GaslightingWomen]

What is the mechanism that releases the belt? Does it come with a belt? If not, what if someone uses a traditional belt that has the metal through the hole? How will it be released? Why not just use a bungie cord that will release pressure if you pass out?

[@UsAndThem81444]

The break away rope, though a phenomenal idea, reminds me of the cigarettes that go out on their own so you don't die a fiery couch death if you fall asleep with one lit. Like the people that would benefit from it the most will still complain because they have to keep re-lighting.

[@Twatwafflez420]

Those self extinguishing cigarettes suck ass. There was a study that showed there was no benefit as far as fire safety goes, and they’re actually worse for you. It’s one of those things that sounds good on paper, but doesn’t actually work.

[@resmarted]

Yeah and those spill proof gasoline containers that are such a bitch to pour you end up spilling it everywhere anyway.

[@dickreckard5026]

you'd need like a treadmill leash attached to your wrist and keep one arm up like you're at a christian rock concert. If that arm drops, the belt comes loose.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

I accidentally clicked the button to go to the next video and it was Linkin Park’s “Waiting for the End”.....dead serious

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Damn your algorithm hates you

[@tylerp3327]

They know

[@GaslightingWomen]

That song came up recently in my music and I immediately remembered this episode. Doesn't ruin the song

[@laurenb8794]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Thank you Lee!!!

[@nickd7036]

Jerk Chokerson

[@SuperGoldeneye1]

I almost spit out my Gatorade laughing at that 😂

[@zacharypickering9202]

LOVE YOU LEE!! I AM RYAN!!

[@bryankelly7158]

I... am Ryan

[@angelmartin2214]

I Am Ryan

[@ElkinsEric]

We are RYAN!

[@EYE69MYSELF]

We are Ryan

[@scootsmcgoots894]

His name was Ryan Pickering

[@r.a.m.7209]

High risk, High reward!

[@breal9435]

I invented the dildo bike in 1993

[@harpermundyy]

Yeah right, my patents been pending since ‘91

[@GaslightingWomen]

Mac in It's Always Sunny actually made one so I think he's responsible for inventing it

[@googull5136]

It's funny how they still reference this in newer episodes

[@danielpenrodii2389]

After he said this, it really made me think of this and I still go to it. Jay’s a genius!

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"is that my leash?" PSA line didn't get enough love

[@meghandougherty3977]

Thanks Lee

[@ablackghostmyguy3741]

I AM RYAN!!!!!!!!!!

[@ElkinsEric]

WE are Ryan!!!

[@bryankelly7158]

We are all Ryan

[@Hornnnnnn]

I am ryan

[@XxxXxx-er7pn]

Long Live Lee

[@vintageludwig]

No shit when I met BJO in Charlotte I gave him a copy of my design for a choke-jerk spotter device. I may have too much time on my hands. Crackle crackle.

[@jobinmcgooch]

I love how shittily the pictures are edited 😆

[@buhshmuh]

These guys always sound like the video is playing at 1.50 speed

[@biguprochester]

I’m fairly certain we gotta add Bob Saget to the list.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Nope, Nikki Glaser batted his head.lol

[@chrislobo7945]

@@cameronsnyder1246 wait what? nikki did what?

[@dorianearnest4648]

Busted a nut so hard it blew his skull out

[@tylerp3327]

@@chrislobo7945 head.lol

[@alexnoelle4202]

He choke jerked, fell to the floor, and cracked his skull!? Wtf lol

[@Mr.Bob_Dobalina]

They almost convinced me, but, then I remember (Cornell/Bennington) their entire discography's are practically suicide notes.

[@delta-9969]

It's not like the two are mutually exclusive... if you're depressed and suicidal you probably wouldn't blink at risking your life to feel good for 5 seconds. It's definitely a thing

[@justkidding8304]

Chester Bennington is John Podesta's child. Change my mind...

[@ryanschrillacomedy]

I am so happy you post these and I....am Ryan

[@hellbenderdesign]

100% correct on this. People thin I'm a total asshole when I explain this to them. Michael Hutchence, David Carradine, Robbin Williams, Chris Cornell, and absolutely Anthony Bourdain.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Big Jay showed us the truth.

[@johnniejackson9794]

They absolutely ruined Mark Walberg for me 😂

[@jakeschoen7525]

"Ooooo...she got freckles."

[@GaslightingWomen]

"I ain't going out there, there's robot cahs"

[@michaelfalcon588]

Wooo Beeitch! Just in time before clocking in Lee🤘

[@jackharriss9780]

They let that "below the belt" line slide way too easily @6:00

[@kbeezeeify]

2023 - Matthew Perry?

[@ConMan-bx1rk]

Nick mullen has a great take on the choke jerk scene

[@niteshade8546]

Biggest danger in sobriety.

[@JPMelville]

@ 3:21 The "Evenflow" Choke Jerk song is hilarious.

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

How's thing Crack Lee? Been a minute

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

does he go, dan? does he go? he goes he goes he goes

[@bridgidigital5062]

The "Pass Out Game", as we referred to it in my neighborhood, I'm convinced, is the first time I was curious about feeling something new so it was basically the first time I remember getting high. It's wild what the desperation to feel anything else can make people do. Crackle crackle, Fuckers 🔥 🖤

[@BIacklce]

Circle Jerk Theory is the name of my mid-aught Butt Rock band

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Circle jerks is a great band dude

[@davidfullagar2706]

That thumbnail of Batman having an affixie wank is amazing

[@darthstader6091]

Anybody else feel kind of letdown by Big Jay “The Human IMDB” Oakerson missing out on that World’s Greatest Dad reference for Robin Williams? All things equal

[@alexnoelle4202]

Here after bobby brought this up as a quiz show, as if it wasn't a whole bit already

[@evergreenrider]

Bobby stinks

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

13:03 saving this timestamp so I can come back to the Mark Walhberg: Choke-Jerk Angel bit whenever I want.

[@jasonsmith4404]

Has to be time release guys!

[@Christopheromoan]

We are Ryan.

[@sampsonsp]

I trust Jay's hunches as long as they are about perverted topics.😁

[@ZZ-zu9nc]

I mean they fucking called Taylor Hawkings of the foo fighters

[@misoguapo2946]

We need to reach out to LA detectives to hear how many choke jerks there are

[@colderman]

Classic. I bring this theory up every chance i get.

[@MrTwon1610]

I was a big proponent of the Choke Jerk Theory but im starting to think anyone found in a Choke Jerk death was suicided by the CIA

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Like Bourdain?

[@MrTwon1610]

Cornell, Bennington, Caradine. They might've known something about a certain Foundation.

[@phildh9150]

I like a fun conspiracy as much as the next guy but find this (and Jay's theory/joke) disrespectful to the memory of those people. I know I'm taking a comedian too seriously.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@phildh9150 Well, given that the CIA alone commit 15,000+ serious criminal offences every year on average, it wouldn't be surprising that a few famous fucks get whacked occasionally on account of them not willing to do whatever it is the CIA wants them to do. And we all know the CIA and other intelligence agencies use the media, government and Hollywood as a medium to peddle their propagandist bullshit. It's not a stretch. 👍

[@MrTwon1610]

@@phildh9150 nah, i with you fella. Its disrespectful to the legacy and the work they were trying to do before they were suicided. If they were bringing to light the evils of trafficking then they should be honoured. But you gotta find humour in it some where I suppose

[@Ullyses267]

What number of the bonfire is it where jay talks about working with Dave Navarro

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

If their not hanging from a beam its most likely a choke jerk...I've said this for years

[@artaxAF]

Most people don't have beams in their house, that's just in the movies. I know 4 people who have hung themselves, none of them were hanging from a beam, and none of them were choke-jerking.

[@artaxAF]

@@TheGubernatis ok bro

[@niteshade8546]

@@artaxAF simple hole in the ceiling would expose "beams" in your house or apartment. Easy info to come by. They were trying to thrill themselves not kill themselves.

[@artaxAF]

@@niteshade8546 My highschool friend who hung himself in his closet when his girlfriend broke up with him wasn't trying to "thrill" himself. A girl I dated who hung herself from a ceiling fan wasn't trying to "thrill" herself. My bestfriend who hung himself in our buddies garage after his baby mama took his kids away wasn't trying to "thrill" himself. I'm sorry you can't comprehend anything that doesn't involve masturbation.

[@joegott9391]

Did Jay just come up with a dead man's switch for a choke jerk

[@GaslightingWomen]

Bungie cord that releases pressure if you pass out? Already a thing just gotta rebrand and market it the right way

[@jeredsteadman4160]

I love every type of sal vulcano acts like he didn't directly contribute to the downfall of society

[@MrBFII715]

1:27:47 -"I'll get you off when you get yourself off, Nick Mullen, attorney at law."

[@NeonGutters]

...big jay watches way too much tmz...

[@delta-9969]

he also has manicured eyebrows and knows a lot of showtunes

[@NeonGutters]

@ggheffph hhcinkeull 🧐

[@CorruptNecroFile]

Fucking amazing!

[@brandonrorie2267]

Can we get a compilation of them doing zz top

[@Hornnnnnn]

It's called retired zz top on Lee's channel

[@brandonrorie2267]

Thank you..crackle crackle

[@samir6047]

Makes sense to me

[@justinpittman1582]

13:20 what is this music from? It's driving me nuts. I'm sure it's obvious.

[@niteshade8546]

They were doing Mark Walberg talking to David Caradine so I belive it was the theme song to the original "Kung Fu" show.

[@libertas_americana]

First I was skeptical but Jay made into a believer.

[@BIacklce]

Its tricky to know when everyone who ends up this way are depressed with suicidal history and ex-drug addicts/alchys looking for a replacement thrill. You can never really know the intent

[@felipegaxiola5123]

Crack Lee, thank you very much... I am Ryan

[@Peterbiltandjelly]

I am Ryan

[@danielstewart4128]

I guess we never heard of the Ulluminati , how convenient

[@Gladius714]

How some parts seem to be cut off

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Don't do it kids. Restricted blood flow to the brain for long enough (10 minutes give or take), or prolonged restriction of bloodflow will cause brain damage at some point if it doesn't kill you. If you want to talk like a huffer, go ahead. 👍

[@johnniejackson9794]

I'm only 25 minutes in so I don't know if they mention, but the first person that comes to my mind is Anthony Bourdain 😮

[@jimmyrustler8983]

He was a Clinton hit.

[@antoniomontana386]

Man i knew about that but it still hurts hes gone

[@booognish]

It’s gotta be rough to travel the world sampling all the best food and drinks, then have to just go back to regular life. Might look for that excitement in a jerk sesh with your neck in a noose.

[@adamkenny2888]

Anthony Bourdain

[@californianightmares6463]

Chappelles Bourdain joke kills me

[@Hornnnnnn]

Hot coffee

[@GaslightingWomen]

It doesn't hold up. Couldn't someone (not me) use a bungie cord that will release the pressure if they end up passing out?

[@coreygolphenee9633]

He wears lane steely heroin gloves hes pretty grungy

[@danielguest7841]

There should be a CJ club. Kinda like Flatliners.

[@WRoark]

1:23:50 for when the mull dawg part comes on

[@Looneyboy]

Comment makes life 100x easier

[@corymcdonald1369]

@@Looneyboy What episode is that from?

[@nickmann6402]

I can’t believe they called Taylor Hawkins death

[@RocaBibaby]

If it's on purpose if they leave a note. My 40 year old cousin left a note.

[@justinpittman1582]

1:13:12 for instant wake up from choke jerk.

[@freshfresh7934]

Genuis 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisMorganComedy]

I don't think people even consider that close family members and Friends all of the choke jerk victims might put on clothes or pull up pants before calling it in.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

I know a paramedic who told me once that a lot of the suicide by hangings that he or other paramedics had attended often had shirts hastily put on with interrupted buttons, or pants put on backwards. Likely due to a family member dressing them in distress after finding them in a choke jerk....

[@artaxAF]

I'm sure most people consider that. It's no different than finding a grandparent in the shower, or someone whose clothes are ripped off in an accident. It's pretty common to cover up bodies that are naked before the paramedics arrive. It's not a conspiracy, it's just common decency.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@artaxAF They can tell if it's choke jerk related. A commited person won't hang themselves from something they can literally just stand up from to stop the constriction.

[@z.c]

Always wild hearing Christine mention her consensual choke rape friend

[@BogartWestern]

Kate Spade, too

[@alexistrebexis3195]

To clear up the grunge controversy maybe, grunge is a style of rock. But someone can be grungy. Which just means basically roughed up, dirty looking. Which was a word around long before the grunge style of music was around. If anything, grunge music came from the word grungy. Which is the style of clothes people wear who like that music usually.

[@TrzaGoesHard]

....are you DJ Lou?

[@jamessayers6173]

Christine was about to die

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

42:38 - fucking classic sidebar.

[@chimricholds1910]

explain that Japanese forest the paul brothers visited.

[@chimricholds1910]

it is not a suicide forest. its a choke jerk forest.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Bullshit. Chris Cornell was murdered. His bodyguard had ties to Heidi Klum and Jeff Epstein. Chris was interviewing child trafficking victims for a documentary with Chester Bennington.

[@FearlessJo]

55:29 What song is that?

[@GaslightingWomen]

Sounds like Pearl Jam so I doubt you'll ever know what words he's saying to find out

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

do they know that Martin Luther and Martin Luther King, Jr. are not the same person?

[@alchinonymos]

One shit themselves to death and the other was a shit skin

[@Cazaq]

23:23 for linking park song bits

[@whyamihere4244]

RIP the bonfire was great I hope they’re back somewhere

[@MRYEMAN]

11:38 Chokebeat

[@jessarhodes6196]

Anti-choke jerk belt would be easy. Probably have to tie it to somethimg on the ground so if you passed out the tension would release doing it on a pull up bar would be asking for trouble. Being chomed unconcious is not a fun experience at all if you ask me.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Either a heart rate monitor, or a blood oxygen level indicator, hooked up to a linear actuator, perhaps? But then again, engineering something for people to choke jerk is a waste of time and resources if you ask me. Money needs to go on prevention and education, not enabling these crazy fucks.

[@niteshade8546]

You don't need your full body weight to, let's say "accomplish". Calculate how many lbs of pressure to cut blood flow and the persons body weight. Tension is broken after a specified poundage in between this window is exceeded. Patent pending, TM, C with a circle.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@niteshade8546 The Jerkspotter

[@niteshade8546]

@@jimmyrustler8983 wanna start a business? First time I ever said that while not on coke.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@niteshade8546 Fuck yeah

[@introvertchachi644]

Whats the song at 55:30

[@olsmellyknuckles9653]

Fell on Black Days - Soundgarden

[@hershysquirts187]

54:44

[@DarthDani]

Chris Benoit?

[@chimricholds1910]

11:29

[@fodads]

hung is the past participle as in He had hung the curtains before he hanged himself. You could say something like If he had wanted to live, he would not have hung himself. I believe.

[@resmarted]

Hanged refers specifically to a person killed by a rope tied around their neck and suspended. For everything else, use hung.

[@fodads]

@@resmarted you wish it was that simple punk

[@stevenjm12]

Real niggas getting that green

[@thomasthomas3750]

What the fuck. What the fuck. 1:20:19

[@thewickedkingrotten3352]

M.Knigth Oakerson

[@kylemachado1770]

Junguler or jugular ...corated ...croted arteys ...jerk belt lollls

[@dannainan395]

I’m half Indian and half Japanese, so I get my sushi from 7-11. I’m like Harold AND Kumar!

[@SGFTI]

When Jay has this energy he is usually wrong about whatever he is talking about. (Like say, being able to avoid any female police officer getting him in cuffs.) But he's completely right on this one, all choke-jerks.

[@ElkinsEric]

Who says he’s wrong about the chicks and cuffs BS?

[@leedobson]

Wth my own eyes I watched a female officer unable to detain another woman shop lifter

[@JayBeezy31]

STOP interrupting Christine !! Let her get her thoughts out man damn smoke one or something

[@XmXFLUXmX2]

@TheDirtdirt yeah interrupt that witch some more

[@fdavidmiller2]

So basically because big jay wouldn’t choose suicide by hanging, then that means no one else would? 🙄

[@artaxAF]

Jay can't wrap his head around anything that doesn't involve porn or masturbation.

[@antoniomontana386]

But really! Yall dont think is true

[@buckwilliams4570]

​@@artaxAF wait? what? huh? did you.............nevermind

[@jimmymetal713]

I think most would od or 🔫 to the head but why not feel good before I go

[@artaxAF]

@@jimmymetal713 OD is unreliable, assuming you can have access to drugs, and guns are messy and painful (even to the head unless in just the right spot), assuming you have access to a gun. Hanging is incredibly easy and painless, and everyone has access to something they can tie around their neck.