I made the perfect anime wife (out of clay)

[@420roachdoggjr]

I still can't get over how the first thing he thinks of adding is a tramp stamp to his anime waifu bong.

[@BlackKanye]

How the fuck did I miss this? I laughed so hard it triggered my asthma oh my god.

[@EmiiLin1]

Gotta put succubus's tattoo on that Jar

[@lizando1326]

@@EmiiLin1 you mean a womb tattoo?

[@EmiiLin1]

@@lizando1326 yes.

[@thenumbernine9445]

Morbing?

[@Akira_Apostle_of_Ina]

"they will tear me to shreads" - carto40 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thank you carto, you absolute hero.

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Wah

[@carto4028]

I would sooner swim with piranhas than twitch chat.

[@cluckerbite4148]

A man aware of his own sins

[@somenerd8139]

@@carto4028 Honestly, I agree. Also holy shit it's actually you.

[@monsterberger7728]

@@carto4028 dear god... its him

[@mortalsno4086]

"They will tear me to shreds" fucking KILLED me

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

He knew the consequences, yet he went for it. Gotta admire the dedication.

[@funx24X7]

Dude wrote his own epitaph

[@RootOnion]

“you can’t do this to me”

[@cairox08]

Well being torn to shreds usually kills u ..

[@ayowhatthefunk4809]

Like watching a sacrifice ritual and the victim is pleading for mercy.

[@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot]

Carto40 was at first branded as a fool, but he stood his ground because he had a dream! He has fought for what HE believes in, not because he was told to but from his own free will! He was rebranded as a hero! A visionary!

[@thadudeman5375]

Amen.

[@bluebeka2458]

But mostly he is like that guy that quietly insulting the teacher and somehow the teacher hears him and puts him on display.

[@selectionn]

Somewhere out there, carto40 is edging to Milky, his perfect vase-ified anime wife. Godspeed carto40, wherever you are.

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

Why have you cursed me with this image

[@Zizpy]

That image now cannot leave my head.

[@Gentleman534]

From the top or bottom?

[@carto4028]

I have found light where there was only darkness. Milky taught me to love again. She saved me.

[@dan_loeb]

@@spitbroth pretty sure he was trying to get char to make it an ahegao face

[@crabcrabhathat]

whoever proposed this as dlc is a genius, genuinely funny to mess with and an easy sell for streamers

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Milky straight up looks like a piece of transformation art.

[@Leo-rc5rn]

I like how a good portion of us know what that is.

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

Hottest tf art I've ever seen

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

Looks like my search history

[@normicanomic6523]

Bruh don't remind me of that nightmare

[@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot]

Imma just deep sigh knowing that I know this

[@spencehead87]

I can’t wait for an artist to create a poster for the Charborg Extended Universe! With all the characters like Eddy Gwarpo, The Solver Squad, the Cabbage Army, etc., and now Milky in one epic looking group photo of a poster

[@tripodranger7873]

Two Milkys. It was also the name of his wolf in wolf quest.

[@StrawRaccoon]

@Jugger Naughty and the baby clown

[@augustus1318]

Crime baby

[@spencehead87]

@@augustus1318 Shaun Gang

[@augustus1318]

@@spencehead87 clyde the bounty hunter

[@dan_loeb]

carto40 absolutely annihilated despite begging for forgiveness. my god that was savage.

[@connorperrett9559]

Charborg helped him embrace who he is by throwing him into the fire, where men are tested.

[@thetimeprofessional4983]

@@connorperrett9559 FIRE but not in hell......

[@SmilesEdgeworth]

@@connorperrett9559 He was fired, just like his waifu.

[@carto4028]

Guys I was down bad *Ironically* 😇

[@quinnmccauley4232]

Yeah sure kid

[@masterhound5093]

The legend themselfs.... caught on 1080p

[@OperatorMax1993]

sure thing man you're not alone here, i actually love how well Charborg made that vase waifu, i hope vase waifus become a legit thing

[@MrSmilingDeath]

It went from ridicule to giving the man his fix and immortalizing him.

[@Delta_2209]

Why do you only have 50 likes? You *are* the guy

[@francegamer]

Thousands of years ago people made pottery for the express purpose of bustin to it. This is just a return using modern technology to that age of bustin.

[@sayosweeti5757]

IM ACTUALLY SHAKING. BRO I CANT

[@francegamer]

@@sayosweeti5757 A common symptom of getting too deep into the pottery work.

[@sandtrap175]

Why do you think they had narrow holes on the top?

[@fawkespryde9183]

I respect carto, they're a person that knows what they want in life... and they aren't afraid to ask to it.

[@theglitchcounter264]

Even if the world is afraid to answer.

[@紫の羊-c3g]

He is truly a visionary

[@TheEepyMagi]

I respect it. Somewhere out there, they're getting high as fuck with their anime bong wife.

[@yourbiggestfan395]

@@theglitchcounter264 cowards. All of them.

[@snailsarecool]

I go on /d/ a lot and I can 100% confirm that anime girls getting turned into vases is in fact a fetish some people have

[@sanriosyndrome]

why are you on 4chan to begin with

[@journeytorainbownights]

@@sanriosyndrome why not

[@catomax26jeev]

i mean, there's boxification and flattening, of course there's gonna be "vasening"

[@selectionn]

i think its time to go outside bud.

[@snailsarecool]

@@sanriosyndrome because I also have a wacky fetish and /d/ is the best place for that. Mind you it's not vase transformation

[@Music7Ada]

5:05 You've heard of pot of greed now get ready for pot of lust

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Pot of sloth and it's just a blob of clay

[@Neokan_n]

Pot of wrath and its a broken vase

[@monkii4983]

i love the way you interact with chat. theyre like a cohost here. great vid charby

[@Zack_Zander]

I love how united the chat can be

[@Penultimeat]

4:26 “No No! you can’t do this to me. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!” -Norman Osborn

[@crisperstorm]

The text appearing in the corner is one of the greatest additions ever it's so funny

[@100Darkspine]

I was thinking that Char's dream girl was build like a One Piece character, and SCREAMED laughing when Chat told him to name her "Nami"

[@HansHammertime]

Making the eyes look up was a stroke of genius on Carto’s part

[@bobross4576]

the first vase is just an anime girl version of pot of greed, can't fool me

[@maxmajcher5115]

What’s Pot of Greed do?

[@big_neek]

Oh, now I know what he means by wanting to eat clay.

[@monkeDluffe]

10:52 I can't BELIEVE he said "I'm going to make my dream anime babe" then made Nami One Piece

[@thegingerchannel5879]

carto40 is unstoppable we are all doomed

[@circl3trees351]

we need more carto40

[@jackofastora8962]

4:21 “Wait wait wait wait! WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE!”

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

“You can do this to me… do you have any idea how much I sacrificed!?”

[@Gramer05]

Guys don't believe his words charbog hasn't moved on to pottery, he's still a massive furry

[@bionicdragon5]

He's just broadening his horizons, is all.

[@GoldKnightProduction]

The perfect woman doesn't exi-...

[@ojuelegba1]

No way he made Nami without knowing who Nami is

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Nothing makes me sadder than seeing the end of a charborg video come closer and closer

[@killallpikles3243]

his dream anime girls is literally just nami

[@killallpikles3243]

after i posted this chat told him to name it nami i feel so pointless

[@BigRedNerdBird]

We are hivemind

[@johnk9727]

seeing chrbrg post just made my day

[@sociopathicbanana430]

Same

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

10:44 when your coworkers are questioning which of the horses they should slaughter for meat but you remember the time you gave the Donkey a name.

[@isappycracks]

5:16 pass 8:36 sma pass 10:39 pass its not the maid minion 12:16 smash 13:41 smash

[@resoldbaby7687]

ITS NOT THE MAID MINION 😂 😂😂

[@naputasi7218]

Bro even time stamped it. Hell naw. 😂

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

I love how Milky is just a bong lmao

[@vanitasdtsseriednich9171]

I never grabbed for my headphones quicker 🤣 No one can know I watched this, especially not completely through.

[@sagetheassassin3192]

Now I know

[@vanitasdtsseriednich9171]

@@sagetheassassin3192 No… No!… NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@StaceyIsles]

I put this on blast at work 👀

[@vanitasdtsseriednich9171]

@@StaceyIsles *Pulls out a bible despite being atheist and closes my eyes* Evil is in their hearts. Oh lord give onto them according to their works and the wickedness of their inventions. According to the works of their hands render onto then their reward. Thou shalt destroy them and shan’t not build them up. Blessed be the Lord.

[@videoms1271]

@@vanitasdtsseriednich9171 you'd need more firepower, get an exorcist, raqi and a rabbi

[@idkfvv]

"You can't do this to me, they will tear me to shreads" -carto40

[@Cloudling1]

5:18 me looking up at the UFO that turned me into a alien pottery

[@Modern_Diogenes]

4:21 the last things bro said are the perfect cherry on top of everything else.

[@ghostspark8053]

"I'm a man with a vision damnit" -Milky Lover 2022

[@lemeres2478]

5:35 Savages used to put things in jars. Now. Now the enlightened look at the jars themselves.

[@dotterel4530]

5:03 i love how charborg always has his cat on standby to spank it. gets me every time

[@DarkKnightDueler]

It's scary and awful how good he is at making these vases it's a great video but charborg is walking down a dark path. Edit: 14:12 Awful god awful I hate this.

[@Kai-nr6zb]

Pot of greed looking a bit different Guess this is without the localization censorship

[@MrSimpleton]

Milky's been in my head ever since...

not even a minute in AND HE'S GIVING THE VASE A TRAMP STAMP

[@progamerisa9956]

is NOBODY gonna talk about this monstrosity??? 11:00

[@MrSkeleton14]

No

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

I love how he doesn't rip into his chat but instead, makes their milky girl dreams come true.🤣

[@resoldbaby7687]

11:30 💀 that vase is actually attractive-

[@rom-ps2uo]

I love when my pupiles are looking upward

[@wesleyward5901]

I'm actually scared at how good Charborg is at this.

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

She's Green, has blue hair and looks just like the best waifu ever written: Mona from Shovel Knight

[@j.l1684]

i never saw someone laughing so much while making clay pottery

[@lancestryker]

6 minutes in and I am impressed. I played this game to reach virtual fame and glory, even tutoring those who are fans of the world of pottery, and here you are making anime pot girls. Bravo. Subscribing.

[@slimybob7613]

This is definetly me when I learn the dark art of Hommunculus creation.

[@theycallmeJacko]

they did my homie carto40 dirty, man...

[@speedentron]

Imagine actually going to a museum and seeing... this.

[@greatbingus]

this must have been what ancient greeks felt like making all their vases depicting various activities, weirdly enjoyable

[@elctrcblnket]

9:13 clay pot dating sim

[@ItsJoKeZ]

"another fetish game" 💀

[@lemeres2478]

9:08 "What are you doing oniichan uwu"

[@emred4653]

a game like this having anime dlc is so creative and funny

[@Litepaw]

*"i 'v e f o u n d t h e g o o d m o u t h s"*

[@UnluckyDarkZodiac]

Oh wow, this is just reminded me of my first attempt at sculpting a small bust of a cat boy when i was younger. I actually have it with me as I'm typing this!

[@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc]

S H O W

[@levelfive7662]

S H O W or didn't happen

[@SurmenianSoldier]

pics or didn't happen

[@babypyroshark2604]

PLEASE SHOW IT

[@Zizpy]

PROOF!?!?

[@321findus]

Ahegao bong Ahegao bong Ahegao bong 1997 Chevrolet Silverado

[@rileykim13]

Posting this was a mistake charborg

[@brittanyrainbow1976]

Its been a year since this video and I honestly cant believe that there's not a trend yet of anime waifu looking up bongs yet

[@prageruwu69]

0:18 is that cartman's mom?

[@bloczex9470]

that virtual women never gonna get you happines -masteroogway

[@fearofthechippan]

I remember getting one of these types of games on my phone as a kid. One of the top rated comments on the App Store was “THIS APP TURNED MY SON GAY DO NOT DOWNLOAD”, and I was a little worried it was gonna force me to be gay. Jokes on younger me, turns out I was gay all along.

[@adaptable1553]

You know when sometimes someone in the video is in the comments going "Hey, [Person From Video] here, I still support my anime Milky vase decision." I was so hoping that would have happened here. Carto40, if you ever do do this, Thank you.

[@Chillco600]

when the game showed a whole ass museum montage with camera flashes and everything, with an anime ahegao clay vase and a golden nameplate saying "milky" i lost it

[@ev_is_evil]

I watch charborg for the plot

[@bionicdragon5]

We watch him for the pot.

[@zilaxd1094]

damn charborg's dream girl looks like a god damn rimworld character what yhe hell

[@nostromza3433]

Careful Charborg your going to give people vase and pottery fetishes

[@Tavvowo]

i cant believe he accidentally made nami

[@Disease1346]

Carto40 down astronomically bad for a vase 💀💀💀

[@dorkish5623]

12:01 glad I wasn't the only one thinking "this looks like a One Piece character" here lmao

[@fexarii]

7:30 AW HELL NAW SHE LOOKS LIKE RAKU-CHAN FROM NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS 💀

[@alexanderbabjak6265]

7:00 that shit looking like a bowling pin

[@Munsu64]

Charborg's laugh makes my day

[@superchroma]

reminds me of broteampill

[@pizzaguy2385]

She looks like Pot of Greed’s little sister.

[@HullsColby]

Rule 34 artists after this video: 💦💦

[@quarry1496]

12:03 HOW DID I KNOW BRO

[@deevee815]

11:32 fr looks like nami...

[@deevee815]

from one piece

[@Fiefietrueomnipotence]

​@@deevee815 THE ONE PIECE.

[@Starter_Memer]

The one vase.

[@robloxen520]

You have made me laugh so hard that I split my chair in half with my hand, thanks for making my day and breaking my hand

[@newtybot]

Carto40 will be immortalized

[@AzureFlame5661]

11:23 pov Nami from one piece: 12:04 NO SHOT BRO LMAOOOO

[@loopholesloopy]

there's a weird charm to these goofy ass vases

[@jerichoclaveria8875]

11:40 it looks like a one piece character

[@SecuR0M]

carto40 has a powerful and awesome aura

[@ShinMegamiToast]

Can we appreciate that he deadass just made the evil bong

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

He really did just make a waifu-ified evil bong

[@Squifigly]

Can’t believe he made female Larry the cucumber from veggie tales

[@sylviebird]

I literally have tears in my eyes watching this. If I told my younger self that I would be in tears watching someone freak out over a vase named Milky I think I would die right there.

[@Velrithia]

bruh i was eating and when that tourist took that first photo I choked so hard on my food, god it hurt so bad

[@PinnePon]

Holy shit homunculus time

[@CaptainLester]

The Nami vase before it was named I was like "That looks like Nami" then the poll came up and I lost it. Glad everyone during the stream saw the samething.

[@mau7273]

Average one piece female:

[@OlivesRCew1]

I love how everyone thought it looked like nami but chrbrg

[@lekatte]

The most important thing I saw, was the beer.

[@lemeres2478]

2:35 "What are we going to do with the weed, onii-chan?" =3

[@radorezz7627]

Honestly the 3rd anime girl look like Nami with Luffy's straw hat on