Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 33

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[@CrownlessCrasher]

Will be watching💯

[@chettorcheez6942]

Noticed some typos, one where chris talks and you label him as lars jsyk

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

“Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History and Shit.”

[@IzaakMyers]

@Joe Gott I'm yo nigga

[@landbeforetimeee]

Damn.

[@nosidezero]

Fuck.

[@someguy2302]

Shit

[@VVabsa]

Boats

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

The idea of Lars being this hardcore gangster who just happens to make little model boats and paints them is really funny.

[@plusah1268]

And knows what Archie comics are, even down to the name

[@Ching1888]

That delivery at 7:06

[@femto7579]

Lars is the best character in the chris chan sega character

[@sillygoofygoofball]

It’s actually really cute 🥺

[@zetyra8336]

Most of this character is probably from the wire ie “sheeeeet” and wee bey and his fish

[@christinash5333]

“I’m not racist, I watch the Cleveland Show” is honestly iconic

[@Windyyyyyyyyy]

im not racist, my best friend is black im not a backstabber, i have no knifes

[@kiryuplayz]

@Not the car from that one movie and he said hes part Cherokee and he took a dna test and he wasnt part native and yet he keeps saying he was, I'm part native and holy crap the history of Chris chan is sad and hearing the descriptive words of he dose and says and it's just sad honestly and I feel like he should have taken to an special needs school and I'm sure schools use to have specials classes and find a way to help. But nope hes doing nothing, hes got a degree, took 5 years and he could have got a job and went to a therapy and actually seek help, but hes just doing nothing. Sad what people do in the past and present

[@mfvb4390]

I don't think he has even met one

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

@@mfvb4390 The dude hardly goes outside. So, yeah I doubt it.

[@gaybuzzlightyear1294]

I don’t mean to jump no jive

[@NathanTagalong]

So Lars trolling Chris was Lars convincing Chris to not spend more money on video games and volunteer at a hospital.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

The ultimate troll. Imagine waking up a better man and realising all that was because a troll in a poor accent made you improve yourself.

[@sebstenson9387]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy it's like that part in fight club, Lars is Tyler Durden

[@tortron]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

[@jeddysteve8330]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Lars is just Alec (Asperchu guy) playing another character to try and get to him. He tried having a normal conversation with Chris to point out his problems and Chris ended up antagonizing and ignoring everything he said, so instead he became a real nigga who be lovin boats and sheeeeeeeitttt

[@childpeanut5095]

@@tortron cain and abel?

[@welldoop8807]

"You spiked her drink and killed her unborn child." "My bad!"

[@derekk.2263]

And that was a good enough apology for Chris.

[@WhitekidCvsual]

Lmao. Yuh.

[@mfvb4390]

The epic chad

[@RefineIrony]

lolol omg that was fnckn PRECIOUS 🙈

[@tommykarrick9130]

@@BHultra I think the boats represent his video games, because he “owns paint sets for boats he ain’t even own,” referencing how Chris bought DLCs for games he doesn’t own

[@rjs6510]

I’m just imagining Lars standing over a fire pit full of boats in the middle of the night, crying as he lights the match and throws it at the boats, falling to his knees and saying “it’s for Jacky and shit” when the gasoline ignites and engulfs his precious boats in a hellish inferno.

[@bobyjohn12345]

The Rapture Is Here almost perfect, but I don’t think he can end a sentence without saying “and shit”

[@rjs6510]

Rigor_Mortis you’re right, edited.

[@ravenclawtom]

thats a funny thing to imagine... and shit.

[@siontix8795]

*Luke burning Vader song plays*

[@connoroaks7102]

Myosotis has.

[@TeethSink]

"you spiked her coffee and killed her unborn child." "My bad. My bad."

[@chknnuggies]

“It’s all in the past”

[@angusmarch1066]

"Im a new n*gga"

[@davidus_ille_qui_somnia]

Chris: Understandable, have a nice day

[@The-Big-Boss]

Ironically that would be a Chris type answer.

[@gabrielsofta944]

boys will be boys

[@JC-tu6hc]

I think the most racist part about the Lars phonecall is that Chris believed he was talking to a black guy.

[@YamiSamslayin]

I believe it was the white guy who was obviously trying to mimic a black guy…and saying slurs. But maybe that’s just me

[@andycom924]

​@YamiSamslayin Girl I HATE ALEC I HATE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE JUST DISMISSING ALL THIS BULLSHIT

[@YodaOnABender]

@@YamiSamslayinit’s Alec Benson Leary (the asperchu guy) aka the most positive troll

[@andycom924]

@YodaOnABender The white guy who faked having aspergers, and pretended to be an employee of the company chris family was already harassing (probably encouraging further harassment unto Snyder) to fuck with Chris and then tried to pass himself off as a helpful little guy, that's just "twiying vwerry bwest to help chris🥺" yeah, no. He's a loser

[@gogurt_st]

@@YamiSamslayin it is just you. You think I got mad that he said cracker?

[@trickmick13]

Even though Lars's black accent is so cringey in that call, the slow decent of Chris slipping into ebonics is just too funny

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Just shows how easily influenced Chris is.

[@akrybion]

@@dreamlandnightmare Yeah, throughout the series you could always tell by his speech and manners which show he watched before filming. It's actually kind of funny how moldable his personality is. I wonder if would speak only in sonnets if he was fed a diet of Shakespeare for two weeks.

[@sissel02]

I'm pretty sure those in the call are Kacey and Liquid Chris

[@PseudoSpaceMarine]

Sissel Has it been confirmed by anyone?

[@mouthbrooder5728]

@@sissel02 i feel the same way based on how fucking funny it is

[@keke6869]

Chris's slow transition into a "hood" accent while talking to Lars is the funniest thing ever.

[@mkeith9649]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@leann4265]

First time in this series I didn’t feel bad laughing my ass off

[@kode_kween]

Not a good accent. It's a racist accent

[@fahr]

@@kode_kween how much does your butt hurt?

[@kode_kween]

@@fahr as much as yours

[@daytonglitch]

Chris: "I swear on the lives of my family members I won't waste any more money on videogames" Bob was dead within a year.

[@AlexMartins-qv6ls]

Shieeeeet

[@corbingil8382]

Geno: "the following day, Bob was found de-"

[@Mugen_YG]

Spoilers, dude

[@chrom-manandrobin7983]

Oh.

[@jgannon2992]

Spoiler alert! Shieeeeet…

[@purplesodapop]

Chris slowly starting to unironically copy Lars' speaking pattern throughout the phone call is just too precious. I kind of wish Lars was a real guy and him and Chris could have become friends.

[@moemetal]

Besides the hard r drops, it is wholesome in a way. As someone who is autistic too, it’s common that we mirror the speaking patterns of whoever we’re talking to. Lars is probably the first time Chris felt understood, and I wish Chris had someone like that in his life consistently, I feel like none of the atrocities would’ve happened if Chris has someone he could relate to that kept him in check tbh

[@mayormccheese9093]

Ethnomethodology in action

[@USBmi]

@@moemetal I was gonna say, it’s a huge compliment for someone with autism to copy your speech patterns! I’ve noticed I’ve done that with a lot of my close friends.

[@Wyrm3]

@@moemetal it's amazing what a good connection with another person can do for you.

[@xwormbonesx]

@@moemetal yeah I agree, I’m autistic (and white) and obviously don’t drop the n word like that or overuse aave but if I’m talking to someone who talks like that, I’ll start unconsciously adapting the language and speech patterns they use and talk like that around them

[@freeecountryy]

Fun fact, five years later Lars reignited his boat fixation, got into the rap game and became Little Yachty. True story

[@MasonMcCarthy]

💀

[@greeninja5991]

Expending his money on model boats and and miniature prostitutes

[@Intrepid151]

Lil Yachty wit a shotty to yo body

[@ryansnow8359]

I just spit out my God damn coffee reading this 😂

[@Seeanii]

Lil yachty seems like the kind of guy to steal a girl from Chris Chan.

[@CarlAquinoTBPR]

Chris: *breathes* Lars: _SHIIIIIIEEEEEEETT_

[@premarital_circumcision]

i can't breathe

[@oh_so_shura_18]

@@premarital_circumcision well shiet

[@darkclaws1234567891]

Well shiet dawg

[@KilroyTheGrand]

.... DAMN

[@stinkywhizzleteats3673]

@@KilroyTheGrand SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, DAWG

[@babysinclairfan]

Episode 33: Chris acquires the n-word pass

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

I don't think it counts getting it from another white man lol

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

@PUBLIC HANGINGS well of course YOU'D say that. Isn't it exhausting being hate filled all the time Mr. Confederate?

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

@PUBLIC HANGINGS I've never had a good experience with one but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm sorry

[@mattdelisle7620]

@PUBLIC HANGINGS maybe what the confederation represents is what makes people believe you're a bad man. The confederation lasted 4 years. And is unpatriotic to America as a whole. Anyone who believes otherwise doesn't understand history

[@mattdelisle7620]

@PUBLIC HANGINGS well I wouldn't say you personally are but supporting the confederation is .just from a historical stand point. I doubt you're a bad person and I doubt you really believe in anything it represents outside of just being a symbol of the south. :)

[@Splitt3rHe4d]

"Yeah, I ain't no Casino Nigga." -Christian Weston Chandler, 2010

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

truly the most christ thing to do is to slip further into an ebonics while talking with a "black man" and then proceed to drop the n-bomb. 👌

[@frankjg1239]

The fact that chris took to lars so quickly despite him supposedly being a romantic rival just proves how desperate chris is for a parental figure.

[@artur6912]

Loneliness is an universal feeling, but it is funny how on one hand he hated all men because they already have GF's and on the other he clearly needed a friend, any friend. CWC really is a fascinating character, and I won't play a homemade psychologist and try to diagnose who or what is responsible for how his life turn out, but it does make me curious how things would play out if instead of obsessively trying to find a woman, CWC would made one legit friend.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Thats a very good analysis

[@shaniatreyu9303]

@Rach He probably has a fear of professionals now thanks to his parents. That's why he is what he is. They were so afraid he'd be treated like a special needs child - despite the fact that he certainly needed it. So they coddled him with toys and praise and very little structure that it's no wonder he still acts like a child.

[@jjcoola998]

@@shaniatreyu9303 yeah I guarantee his parents insulted a ton of fear with that

[@villekuismin277]

Honestly, you can tell he craves acceptance from the way he started to talk just like Lars as the call progressed.

[@remi5844]

The Lars call is the whitest conversation I have ever heard

[@Stargazer_Pie]

Shiieeet dawg.

[@lifeisadrag7705]

@holeheadmole Nah man, it sounded like the most fakest shit ever

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

Shiiieeeettttt man you be talkin jive n shit man. Fuck!

[@Aa-bz1jj]

@Riley Summers it was a joke. Shit

[@ginogatash4030]

mad props to Lars for not bursting in laughter whenever he goes "PS triple", "I feel you/you feel me?" and "Shieeeeeeeeeeet!", and to Chris for taking all this conversation seriously, I don't know how both managed.

[@BrettonFerguson]

"Ya'all be playin with Legos 'n sheit? I feel ya. That's Gangsta."

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

Me irl

[@wigglyziggly]

ME

[@auramxster8801]

We wuz kangs n sheit

[@notanundesirable]

This is how afols talk to each other

[@void_soup]

@@notanundesirable sheeeit

[@Lechuga1815]

Chris: "You spiked her coffee and killed her unborn child" Lars: "Yo that's my bad I own up to that"

[@kingkaiji7799]

Chris: I'm part Cherokee Lars: What casino you from? Funniest part of the whole call.

[@lapisrabbitcomics]

How he managed to do all of that without busting out laughing is most impressive.

[@JohnDoe-ni3bt]

god i wish i didn't scroll down and spoil this for myself

[@ilikellamas6682]

John Doe same

[@Laurence0227]

Where is it

[@zackwood8282]

A

[@chilipowderkeg1160]

trolls legit be like "ok which one of our friends have the best black person voice?"

[@IfYouInsist]

And they picked the worst person

[@polycultural-capital-enjoyer]

@@IfYouInsist And the best thing: Chris still believed it.

[@fecal_position6412]

They picked the best person, he kept his cool and gave some of the most based advice to chris chan he's ever recieved

[@goodluckjohnathan5157]

“Do any of us have any baritone in our voice?” “Alright then, guess we’re just gonna draw straws then since we all sound like we could front a fuckin ska band”

[@breannborlay]

Kenny Tee In terms of properly using ebonics/AAVE he sucked lol, however you don’t need to try that hard to convince Chris so it doesn’t matter.

[@Steph-sk3xb]

*Alec puts on bad urban accent* Chris: “this is certainly a black gangsta named Lars that likes to make little boats.”

[@kingprairie]

Was this Alec?

[@Dark_shikari]

God his accent is so painfully bad and cringey

[@toptrashinc_3326]

@@Trifixion22 ALEC DID JACKY?!!? WHATTTTT? This Alec dude deserves like 20 medals and be promoted to level 99 therapist

[@Trifixion22]

@@toptrashinc_3326 Yeah. A lot of the trolls play different characters, like how Clyde was behind PandaHalo and Vivian Gee (I think)

[@Sam_T1021]

@@Trifixion22 fuck, it's so obvious. All 3 of them were trying to make him get rid of his PS Triple

[@sleepdeprivedsteve]

In an alternate reality, Lars and Chris became best friends. Both of them become functioning members of society too. Lars having a toy shop for model boats, and Chris overcoming his comic and making his own original new comic series.

[@SamuelRodriguez-bv9ms]

And in another alternate reality, the dimensional merge and Chris being a goddess actually happens 💀

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@SamuelRodriguez-bv9ms no, even in alternate realities that's not happening so it is written

[@noodel3374]

the 2nd best ending after bob cutting down the internet and stopping it near the beginning

[@Ekdrink]

Imagine if Chris made some comic like like the walking dead. Straight blew up the world and has its own tv series that blew up the world

[@Deadrum]

@@Ekdrink now THAT’s the ending I wanted to see ….Shame how it actually turned out though

[@brittanyrainbow1976]

"You got a problem and you lie to your woman about it? Now you got two problems" is some serious advice

[@KhrektheDrek]

Fr shit

[@dukenukem69]

Nah

[@sydthetoaster7093]

@@dukenukem69 okay youtube user Jan Sharter

[@spookmeyer970]

dropping some real truth bombs

[@MegaPollitoconpapas]

shieeeeeet

[@grimmcalypso396]

Too bad Lars isn't a real person. He'd make a good friend for Chris. A black dude that sounds like a white guy doing a terrible black guy voice with a boat obsession.

[@Justpassingby204]

It’s Alec

[@extremedrumming3393]

@@Justpassingby204 He knows...

[@xobile.123]

@@Justpassingby204 Too bad Lars isn't a real person

[@Theohybrid]

Because he's literally a white guy doing an impression of what he thinks a black guy sounds like. Deep voice and all . Do people even know who childish Gambino or Frank Ocean at all?

[@puddinpop1312]

@@Theohybrid that's the joke

[@joffreyabad1981]

In an alternate reality instead of becoming a woman Chris becomes an african male because of Lars

[@terrydavis1286]

So he runs around in blackface

[@blueguygaming1330]

@@terrydavis1286 As insulting as that would be to my people I'd burst out laughing if I saw that

[@Cmygo]

So he becomes the autistic Shaun King. No, let me rephrase that. He becomes Shaun King.

[@jwilker94]

He becomes transracial

[@KRDecade2009]

Cmygo no no he *IS* Shaun king

[@freebretth]

“Shit be like a Hydra and shit” I love how Lars has to toss in the occasional literary reference.

[@croc3862]

​@@sporadiccreations6797real recognize real

[@thrillathakilla]

And the says "I tell you hwut" like Hank Hill

[@mentholnewport]

hydra's are insanely popular in media, I wouldn't call it a "literary reference" lmao

[@NobleBruv]

​@@mentholnewportfr

[@chloewilliams3281]

"I know white people like to go to bed before midnight" was definitely a top 10 for me

[@artur6912]

The part about black people not eating cake because it's the devils food also cracked me up.

[@rd30000]

"yeah well I hear you dawg...I know what crap smells like and how it comes out"

[@WhitekidCvsual]

He was correct in my case.

[@ItsStat1c]

@CSA Farmer nice bait

[@TheMasterTelevision]

I felt personally attacked. I wake up at 4AM no matter what I do or when I go to bed, its like clockwork. I mean, I roll over and go back to sleep but still.

[@leroywashington3417]

The way Lars talks is like how Japanese people think american gangsters talk in anime

[@kayrupe125]

Fuck that's spot on

[@mkeith9649]

NOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA

[@youtube-kit9450]

As a japanese person... yeah, when I'd make a caricature of a black "gangsta" guy, would literally be like Lars loool

[@ssj_roger]

Exactly.😂😂😂

[@Theohybrid]

Yeah they're both ignorant. Thing is, being a 1st world country, Japan has no excuse to not be educated with who they, outside culture, portrayals in their media. Like no excuse; apart from the animators being worked near-death with shoddy conditions. No excuse. You have advanced technology and want to draw a black person, ho on Hello Talk and interact with these people to understand them. We do this with every other culture like Japan in the West. Lars frankly is just an idiot who decided to aid in the bullying of a mentaly disabled adult.

[@silence_dais]

Chris' "discussion" with Lars was like watching Butters from South Park talking with Pimps about Pimpin. It's surreal.

[@cybrprk6014]

Chris wants Jackie, but she's Lars' bottom bitch now

[@bleedingberryjuice]

Do you know what I am saying?

[@ThaTerrorr]

Butters was an amazing pimp thougph

[@hardworkingdiva]

Dead on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Skully-my3tj]

the difference is that butters did in fact know what the pimps were saying

[@effien]

I think Lars has had the most constructive conversation with Chris I've ever heard.

[@christianjimenez2611]

It’s between Lars, Alec and Kacey’s dad in all honesty.

[@MewsAdventure]

This conversation is one of the first to feel genuinely not mean spirited. It’s just “Lars” trying to help Chris be better and trying to understand him. Kinda wild given the context lmao

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

Lars is Alec though.

[@CJtheCorpse]

not to chris@@BrunodeSouzaLino

[@ClamMan1989]

Kacey and father were barely disguised bullying, Lars is different. Listening to this is almost as wholesome as it is funny (unless you're a crybaby).

[@The.dudeinator]

I love how lars’ persona is that he’s a violent cruel man, but yet when talking to Christian he does nothing but give actual advice lol

[@kayrupe125]

Sheeeeeeit. I be thinkin Lars had been watchin Not Anotha Teen Movie n shit to you know, be researchin tha role

[@4dhumaninstrumentality789]

The funny thing is Lars is what Chris thinks black people are really like. It’s not hyperbole to him. He’s talking to a real person 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@The.dudeinator]

@@4dhumaninstrumentality789 ya but I don’t really blame Chris for that, as he is mentally handicapped and was taught by his father to hate black people for like 30 years so

[@Drakkona123]

That's probably because he was played by Alec, the only troll to ever actually try to give Chris True and Honest advice at the time

[@highgogoat]

@@Drakkona123 Don't leave out Liquid Chris and Kacey, they had some decent advice for Solid Chris at times

[@eve-small-gang912]

The Lars conversation is proof that if Chris had one actual real life role model/friend to socialize with and be guided by, he probably would have had a very different life and shieet

[@gonkdroidincarnate4237]

tragic

[@mr.pizzacole4944]

Shieeit dude you right

[@gumi_matryoshka]

Haa, seeing how things turned out...

[@punkdee3457]

literally

[@quietrioter]

Shieeeeeet

[@Nathanamerican27]

Whoever played Lars needs an Emmy for not breaking character even after Chris starts mimicking your own Ebonics.

[@michaelstrong5383]

You can thank Liquid Chris for that. That's actually him as Lars. Though personally, I preferred his performance as Kacey's father more.

[@Nathanamerican27]

@@michaelstrong5383 I used to think that as well. Turns out it was another troll as Kacey's father as mentioned by the woman who played Kacey in an interview. Some people believe Lars was played by Alec Benson Leary but I can't be 100% about that.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@Nathanamerican27 Now that you mention it, I can kind of hear Alec from Lars. Like he just raised his voice a little bit.

[@sleepykitty1745]

@@Nathanamerican27 Sounds a lot like him, now that you mention it..

[@GriffinNoel1]

Maybe he had a mute button on his phone so he could Chris couldn't hear him laugh and reacting with "Oh my god this moron is for real"

[@thanosquack6974]

Lars saying “they be drinking ‘Haterade’” is the funniest thing in this entire documentary series

[@diegoolivares1081]

"ain't no ngga in space" is the best line for me

[@liamtaylor5510]

nah the ps triple was hilarious

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

My dad says that lmao

[@1WEareBUFO1]

I dunno- the boats taking over his home and his struggle to escape from his creative hobby is pretty good

[@paracuna]

​@@diegoolivares1081 This line is even funnier when you realize there is a movie called "*n-word* in space" lol

[@rc8498]

We are well and truly spoiled this weekend.

[@T-Jin]

[@butterspike680]

"Yo I be burnin' no baby fetus no more" Must be one of the best lines ever said

[@blueviper64]

“What’s your favorite word?” Lars: “ *Shiiit* , I don’t know”

[@michaelstrong5383]

Sounds like his top 3 favorites are "shit", the N-word, and "boats".

[@koolkool3856]

'tsk, damn...

[@nativemaggot]

'Nigga

[@slashingkatie7872]

Yo yo yo

[@hironyx]

no wonder we're running out of toilet paper everywhere lol

[@mightymightymetalhead3541]

I love how Lars, a cultured man, has never watched the Nickelodeon network but is educated on the Nickelodeon movie palaces from the 1920's.

[@noodel3374]

tbh, this just tells you how much of a Chad he is lmao

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

Then he mentions flappers, “with their short hair and shit” 😂😂😂

[@feeblecrusty7914]

Tell me that Lars and Chris getting along isn’t the most wholesome part of this series so far

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

Next to the karaoke moment, yeah, this is oddly wholesome

[@welldonetothe7126]

The conversation was meant to be as unpleasant as the Kacey conversations but this whole talk just ended up being full on therapeutic

[@muchbluhh]

I feel bad I can’t listen to that horrible black accent he’s doing lmao I had to skip through. it is wholesome tho

[@erichbauer3991]

@@muchbluhh the accent is so awful, like whenever he says "I tell you hwhat" it sounds like hank hill lmao

[@themangledwither]

@@erichbauer3991 it actually sounds like one of my black friends irl

[@karmabishop1296]

As a black girl listening to the Lars call was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Every time he said "sheeeeeaaat" I lost it. This part had me rolling. But at the same time hella wholesome 10/10

[@VesonoYT]

@Joey Macaroni the whole "PS Triple" thing is a reference to Chad Warden. Technically Lars as a whole character is a reference to Chad Warden

[@SilverSkitty]

I did start wheezing when he said “tigers be racist”

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@voidsworld9893]

this shit was gold no cap

[@jackhazardous4008]

Well at least Lars didn't spend the whole call berating and gaslighting him.

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

?

[@jackhazardous4008]

@@dirckthedork-knight1201 The Kacy Saga

[@mr.exposition]

Any "helpful" troll really

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

@@mr.exposition No not even close

[@kiasmidt7678]

Absolutely bizarre how one of the most wholesome trolls is a white guy abusing the n-word and claiming to aborting his girlfriend's baby without her knowledge

[@cthulhuman6162]

Even if you think the Lars voice is cringe, “Oh you’re Cherokee? What casino are you from?” is probably the funniest single thing any troll has said

[@Mr.SlutXD]

Eh kinda

[@cashtwonine]

low effort racism funny

[@mud6760]

27:24

[@jellomaster5629]

​@@cashtwonineno one loves you

[@Septic_tank_owner]

​@@cashtwonineYes it is now cry harder about it for me 😊

[@Starbust123]

Chris : “I’m Cherokee” Lars: “What casino you from”? Wtf I literally spit out my drink

[@DaisyChaine]

hahahahah as a native american that’s funny as shit

[@StevenValengavich]

@@DaisyChaine thank you for being cool as hell lmao

[@marley.hendrix]

I'm a Native American in a tribe that owns a casino, I too spat out my drink 😗👌

[@FlipperDipper30]

LMAO

[@KenneyCmusic]

The poker tribe, the Hold 'Em tribe lol

[@smedrick]

When Geno raises his voice I feel like my dad is yelling at me.

[@emerald6597]

its like calm informative channels laughing, its so strange but endearing

[@kenhammscousin4716]

Not everything is cringe

[@Shibacki]

@Hubris Dawg.

[@ZeranZeran]

@Hubris No it's not, it's fucking hilarious. "the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; VAGINIA, OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"

[@IronKnuckleKO]

GO WORK ON IT.

[@xkleeborp465]

"You, uh spiked her coffee and, uh, killed the unborn child" "yo yo yo yo yo dog yo dog. That was my bad and shit" I laughed so hard at that that it hurt

[@iammegamanx]

Tough as an ox, stupid as asscrack hair

[@trashketchup1497]

Oooopsies 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@AlisonChains13]

So fucking good

[@dcross0616]

The most wholesome moment in this entire saga has been the brief discussion Lars and Chris have about planets and the solar system.

[@imnotevenreal6543]

Bruh this was blatantly racist

[@imnotevenreal6543]

Literally nothing wholesome about it. How are you that tone deaf.

[@andycom924]

The most wholesome moment is some racist white guy, doing a minstrel show and saying slurs for like 20 minutes???

[@jjOnceAgain]

Honestly, Lars was the only troll who actually sat down and listened to Chris; and didn't just tell him what to fix

[@harogenkitnsg2474]

that picture in the thumbnail is the last known image of Chris in his "classic" look before he started rapidly changing his appearance into a Tomgirl, and that video at the end where he announces he's leaving the internet was the final chapter in the classic Chris Chan that everyone knew and loved. From that point onwards, it's all going downhill.

[@gokinezula1689]

So this is the last episode of season one... wow

[@James.light7982]

beanosuke season 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@mickeyesoum3278]

Yeah. I started following Chris Chan way back, in the beginning of 2011, and used to read the cwcki all the time. It was hilarious but I always felt very sorry for him and I always "rooted" for him. Always felt bad for all the trolling he suffered, despite the funny parts, and hoped he would eventually improve and turn his life around. Around that time he "left the internet" and I was hoping he would get better and start improving things. Needless to say, what happened next was extremely disappointing. Chris's mental state rapidly deteriorated. Some idiots pushed the "tomgirl" idea and it just helped to warp his sense of reality and made socialization even harder for him. Then Bob died, and since despite all his faults he was the only one still kept Chris somewhat in check, things just went downhill really fast. I found it sad, so I stopped following Chris by that time. I just recently got back into Christory, and found out about the disgusting Idea Guys and how Chris is like nowadays. It's depressing. Fuck the Idea Guys. Evil bastards. I feel really sorry for Chris. He is pretty much insane now. I hope he will one day get the psychiatric help he desperately needs. I miss classic Chris. As a matter of fact, my favorite "sagas" are those from before he was even famous on the internet. As I said, I always felt bad for Chris with all the trolling (despite some stuff being really hilarious - the highlights are the JenkinsJinkies stuff; the "hiding under a pile of toys"; the father call and liquid saga; the man in the pickle suit literally showing up with Emily), so I always "rooted" for him to get better and turn everything around. But the early classic, non-trolled Chris saga was absolutely fascinating and hilarious to me. People who are shy or socially awkward can empathize with him (except that his awkwardness and social ineptitude was extreme, so it was fascinating); it was still somewhat wholesome and with lots of room for optimism; and it was still absolutely hilarious (the Sonichu comics, his run-ins with "jerkops" and "manajerks", his attraction sign, his paper heart, etc. Remember Chris only became famous in the first place because of how weird and hilarious he already was). Anyway, Christory is depressing right now. I hope things will somehow get better for him.

[@dav786]

@@mickeyesoum3278 thank you for your service

[@geedis6265]

It can't go downhill if it never went uphill in the first place

[@sleepyslugs4484]

Notice how 'Lars' treats Chris like an actual person and Chris actually LISTENS and has an ACTUAL conversation?

[@cheddarchexmixeater]

Alec talked to Chris like a real person too but Chris refused to listen because Alec presented Chris with simple responsibilities which Chris couldn’t handle because he is a manchild and rather than taking steps to fix that he just avoided Alec.

[@belleblossom2632]

@@cheddarchexmixeater Lars is Alec and Alec is Lars

[@allisonmeadows2482]

@@belleblossom2632 I think Alec tried different ways to help. That he may have realized what was going on with him and trying to get him to focus on his projects and not the trolls. Tried to get him to work on his comics all the time.

[@bingboompow8861]

@@belleblossom2632 were they actually the same person?

[@Devoidprodigy]

@@cheddarchexmixeater Alec was a little more condescending and acted like a strict parental figure. His Lars persona tries be more relatable and establishes Chris is his "nigga" before giving him advice.

[@CorrezZio]

The fact that he believed there was a street talking black dude that collected everything boats is just fucking perfect.

[@christobapullette3044]

Left Ruggiero loved boats too.

[@devasohousemediacorp5925]

lmao boats on the roof is when I laughed so hard

[@NautilusSSN571]

Can't a gangsta have hobbies n' shit?

[@unpopularopinions7407]

@@NautilusSSN571 fr dawg, there be more to life than fuckin guns n’ shootin bitches n shiieeet

[@tmsplltrs]

I mean, I’m sure they’re out there. More shocked on what he is willing to believe African Americans talk like.

[@Tabmaster94]

At this point in the series, it feels like an ongoing chronicle of Alec Benson Leary inventing new personas and wild schemes just to try to get Chris to make more comics

[@ginogatash4030]

that's because it really is just that, Alec was a hero trying to get us more glorious Sonichu content, it's unfortunate Chris got too lazy as time went on.

[@tylerstewart5829]

@@ginogatash4030 I'm glad I'm not the only one who just wants more sonichu

[@embracethenoid9085]

He was a big enough fan to make Asperchu. That's most of the thought that needs to go into what he wanted.

[@fleafighters]

Is it confirmed that Alec was Lars? I’ve just got into the whole Chris Chan stuff with this series tbh

[@dankerpigeon9506]

@@fleafighters Not confirmed but they have the exact same voices when he's doing the Lars voice he just put's on a shitty gangster accent.

[@manofthewest5395]

The fact that Alec Benson Leary was able to keep in character as Lars for 30 minutes is the best part of this video.

[@Hoshcof]

Was that Alec?

[@cheddarchexmixeater]

THATS ALEC?

[@daybreakhorizon2513]

Wait is that actually Alec?

[@DarkAngel040]

the moment he started talking I said, "ALEC?! "

[@thereturnwoo]

I refuse to believe its him. He was utter cringe and a poor troll, no way did he put on this performance!

[@bobthesalesclerk]

Chris explaining Sonichu to Lars is the most normal way he has ever explained Sonichu.

[@brianthesilenthouseeunuchs5459]

Yo, I am mad scientist, son of a bitch

[@cardholder7457]

Is it just me, or did Chris become MORE coherent when he slipped into ebonics.

[@SamWeltzin]

Was thinking the same thing. Maybe not coherent, but confident. Like, if it were socially acceptable for him to talk that way as a White man, he might actually come across better to people.

[@shuouma7120]

Dude I hate to say you're RIGHT about that.

[@CrNgLrD]

Well it's the most civil troll. He isn't going out of his way to push Chris's buttons like the others and is just having a man to man talk and it be all wholesome and sheit dog like damn. It's actually horribly racist yet cute like wtf

[@Sturgeon-jv2nf]

@@SamWeltzin Screw chris going trans he needs to reverse Michael Jackson he will be more confident like you said

[@TheXboxReviewer]

"Ya'll be a slow in the mind and shit? Like that down syndrome shit? My cousin got that shit. Aint got no neck and shit. Fuckin' shit can't fit no shirts" Probably my favorite line in the series so far.

[@mrthaimaster]

Holy Molly Lars knew about NO Neck Ed from 90 day fiance way long before he was on your tv screen

[@CodenameVillain]

@@mrthaimaster i need an AI voice encounter where Ed meets Chris

[@joshbessey9647]

“Downtism”

[@ExternusArmy]

Sounds like a legit Theo Von joke

[@mayjailerxx]

@@ExternusArmystop cuz that would 100% be something Theo von would say straight-faced 😭💀

[@TrueFirebrand]

Not gonna lie, was hoping for a 3 hour and 33 minute episode.

[@MisterKazePresents]

I'd honestly wait 4 full weeks for a video like that, but I'm more than fine with what we got as usual. Two episodes in a row is fantastic.

[@PRGME7]

MisterKaze Presents my theory is he made these episodes in bulk and will be uploading them at random points in time

[@thomasmorris4449]

God damnit, I was thinking the exact same thing and then I scrolled down and saw your comment

[@Boltizar49]

“She was impressed by the maturity of their conversation.” Yeah, I would have expected worse too I guess.

[@TheRedSetterr]

'Maturity' by the standards of all this madness...

[@DarkLordFluffee]

i love how he hears the moon analogy and just immediately picks a random planet like "yeah i could live without Mercury"

[@theblueengineer47792]

Dude doesn't even pick an important one like jupiter, could've said he'd give up protection from asteroids for Jackie

[@derpizzaman1050]

@Joe 0015 yeah people showing off their middle school level astronomy are sad

[@jackhazardous4008]

He's the guy who buys property for his family, but you get there and the property is half swamp, and half steep hill. And the weather is really hot and shitty.

[@batbabe1507]

"Got rid of my expansion packs for boats" fucking rolled me I skipped laughing and went directly to crying and wheezing

[@SpiralPoli]

Imagining what an expansion pack for a boat would look like is hilarious.

[@MackRangerPower]

“Can’t fit in shirts no mo” ruined me

[@micahjones1451]

@@SpiralPoli I'm imagining another tiny sail for the boat.

[@SpiralPoli]

@@micahjones1451 Shieeet that's gangsta

[@Siarawaszympanemjest]

@@MackRangerPower Oh yeah, had to put the phone down, because I started to choke, laughing. Best little quip of the conversation, followed by boats on a roof.

[@AntEnjoyer]

Whoever played Lars in that call, genuinely has incredible comedic timing.

[@vita1ogy.]

That would be Mr. Alec Benson Leary.

[@MichaelTurner856]

@@vita1ogy. really

[@vita1ogy.]

@@MichaelTurner856 Yep.

[@DeltaPi314]

@@vita1ogy. I just compared the voices, it seems like Lars is ABL

[@thaksjtube]

Hes also the first troll who can carry a conversation without being awkwardly antagonistic

[@benjaminj.5041]

"They be drinkin' all that Haterade". Lars is a literary genius.

[@pandemonium2431]

No, it's just a common internet lingo in the late 2000s

[@Joansospi]

I am glad to tell you all that I've counted a grand total of 260 "shit" coming from Lars, 25 of which are "shieeet". Now that you know this, procede with your day as normal.

[@giph002]

Thank you.

[@5ft2mikahakkinen]

Shit dawg? Damn.

[@Cyntaria]

The hero we didn't know we needed

[@Lister81g]

Tell me you've got nothing else to do without telling me you've got nothing else to do.

[@Joansospi]

@@Lister81g it was a pretty light work shift, and I had pen and paper

[@doom3926]

That Lars conversation brought me back to the Machinima era of KZbin where white guys would voice black characters in various animations and they would sound exactly like this most of the time.

[@Taubenmann1510]

You're right lmao forgot about that era

[@drkissinger1]

White KZbinrs of that era apparently learned black dialect from 1970s film.

[@ItsPapaEddy]

That was oddly specific but a beyond nostalgic memory

[@themediaangel7413]

I hate to ask, but do you have any examples?

[@doom3926]

@@themediaangel7413 Sanity Not Included is a big one, it was a long running series of video game skits and you’d see a lot of it there.

[@darjeelingoffthegourd]

great to hear genuine advice for chris punctuated with "shieet", and the transition from chris talking normally to the lars tier ebonics

[@sticklyboi]

"you said 'aight', but you aint mean 'aight'" deep bro

[@yummystar1102]

Best quote ever lol

[@giph002]

It is essentially a kōan.

[@johnbacon4997]

Chris "I have respect for my black men" Also Chris "No BLACKS"

[@markchinguz4401]

No black women. He likes black men though. But he's STRAIGHT

[@unpopularopinions7407]

he just wasn’t lookin’ to fuck dawg, ya can’t control ya attractions n shiet, ya feel me?

[@Taubenmann1510]

It's crazy, how in these type of long conversations, Chris casually drops random pieces of info like "fear of change" that would have been way more valuable to tell a therapist.

[@TsukasaElkKite]

The Lars call is S class trolling. Absolutely brilliant. The fact that Lars was actually kind to Chris and didn't use the call to berate and gaslight him was great. So wholesome.

[@daybreakhorizon2513]

The fact that Lars is actually Alec makes it even better imo

[@twelverth]

@@daybreakhorizon2513 wait really? LOL

[@thereturnwoo]

@@daybreakhorizon2513 surely not! Alec was never that funny!

[@allisonmeadows2482]

@@thereturnwoo I think Alec was different characters that interacted with Chris. I think he was trying to figure out how to get to him. What type of person Chris would listen to. I feel like Alec was the only person who had good intentions for Chris.

[@sora825]

@@twelverth I had to check. According to the CWCki, yeah Lars is the same voice as Alec

[@Xvladin]

God chris was so nice on that call with Lars! Even Lars seemed suprised that he was being so respectful. Makes the whole thing a little bit sadder

[@krissysempaiart1742]

Xvladin i agree . It was like a weird moment of clarity he had ? or maybe he felt this guy wasnt super aggressive with him compared to many of the others ?

[@Randomstuffs261]

Honestly, he probably just didn't know what was going on

[@Replica_Rabbit]

It seems like he just did that to get with Jacklyn if she didn't set the meeting up I feel Chris won't be as respectful

[@michaelbugner7011]

He's too much of a little bitch to stand up to someone trash talking his girlfriend.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Chris Chan was afraid of Lars coming over an beating his ass, that's why he was being nice. Chris Chan is afraid of black men.

[@Dracit1]

The background switching to sunglasses Chris when he talks about his criminal record killed me

[@tristanswinning5950]

editing at its finest

[@JyujinPlus]

I read this comment before I got to that part, so when I heard him say he had a record I got so excited and I was not disappointed

[@giph002]

Carlos Chantor

[@gunnymaru2900]

You didn't notice the music switched to a low funk

[@matt_rogerson]

Alec Benson Leary's improv skills are truly phenomenal.

[@jenj181]

I believe he was Kaceys father as well.

[@jenj181]

And I wouldn't be surprised if Jackie is Kacey as well.

[@Tuatara1989]

I'm probably only halfway through but my jaw is dropping, how on earth is he getting through this without cracking up? :D

[@TeethSink]

​@@jenj181Really? I'm going from memory but their timelines didn't cross much, did they? Or least they didn't move in the same circles.

[@gabygirl9101]

​@@jenj181I 100% agree that Is kasey

[@TheOneFreeMan77]

Imagine an alternate reality where "Lars" was real, and he and Chris became friends and Chris abandons his racism and improves his life.

[@SirJoelsuf1]

Lars was the same guy as Liquid Chris I believe. Think he was trying to help Chan in his own creative way.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@SirJoelsuf1 Liquid gave Chris the best advice in all of his personas, but he never listened

[@godofwar234regi5]

@Kyouma Hououin What? Never listening to people?

[@butcherax]

Being friends with Lars would not be the best way to discard lazy race stereotypes

[@alienmode-s]

@@maxhydekyle2425 I sincerely hope people aren't retarded enough to fall for the "tough love" meme

[@awesomenessprimal4098]

Chris's conversation with Lars was probably the most stable conversation Chris has had with a troll.

[@KaloKross]

with anyone

[@nunyabusiness4904]

It helps that even though they were fucking with him they weren’t hostile in the way they spoke to him.

[@nikkishocker1]

Geno pronouncing chris's mispellings so casually is fucking sending me ths s

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Lol yeah. He goes the full _5 mies_

[@Ahrone1586]

@@DodgyDaveGTX what

[@cerealkellah3947]

"quck in the feet"

[@Datassist1001]

I wasn't looking at the vid and thought Geno was laughing at Chris saying he was well educated at 2:58

[@QU33N_B33_]

😂🤣😂 I love it

[@stproducciones9140]

funniest thing about the Lars call (other than the toy boats) isn't his over the top caricature ebonics speech, but the fact that Chris is so sheltered that he genuinely believes black people act like that.

[@rebeccaromana25]

Chris’s blaccent, and “Lars” pretending to be a very urban black guy obsessed with boats.... them actually being buddies. What an episode

[@Grundleburger]

I know the Lars call was probably an attempt to bring out Chris' underlying racism, but honestly listening to the call again the whole conversation is extremely bittersweet. We laugh at Chris's attempts at ebonics but he's just picking up social cues from Lars, trying to mimic him or communicate with him in a way that makes sense in Chris' brain. Chris was legitimately patient and respectful during the whole conversation, and he didn't even make it all about him, it was a healthy back and forward. When the other person isn't talking down to Chris or trying to mess with him Chris is able to keep is composure fairly well. Imagine if Chris didn't only pursue women fo a chance at a boyfriend free girl, and didn't develop a hatred for all other men. I know we like to laugh at the trolls messing with Chris and his reaction, but that only served to isolate him more and more and hammer the delusional real life saturday morning cartoon narrative in his head. Imagine how differently things would've gone if Chris had like met a group of guys in highschool or at PVCC that felt sorry for him and took him under their wing. I know people like to remind everyone how self centered and manipulative Chris is, but that was only brought on and worsened month after month by him literally feeling like it was him versus the world. Maybe this whole time Chris didn't need a sweetheart, maybe he just needed a friend.

[@ctyufg]

GrundleBurger you’re spitting facts and shit

[@redlobster1143]

He had a friend, an actual friend, mind you. I can't remember her name but i remember it didn't end very well.

[@comfypilled]

Well… not having autism would have certainly helped him as well

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

gabriel altshuler You mean Megan? She’s female and Chris was only friends because he wanted to jump her bones... He needed a couple dudes in his life, instead he had a bunch of women in his corner who pitied him and were more interested in coddling him than they cared for having him improve his life. They just allowed him to make even more excuses.

[@Widemouth1832]

@@JanoyCresvaZero I always felt the women who pitty friend shipped Chris were the worst for him. A male friend would have helped him pick up on the social cues for making other male friends and having a relationship with women.

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

"Yo y'all from that Cherokee sheeit? What casino you from" That freaking killed me lmfao

[@hoeraufist]

God, I love the idea of Jackie's mean steak dinner including starbursts and grape soda.

[@samhenson8177]

ABL is honestly a funny ass dude

[@lorewhore4195]

the original girl dinner

[@roomtempwater1]

" i got rid of my boats, I got rid of my boat expansion kits" my favorite part of the call

[@jjcoola998]

“You a big man, you burned your boats dog “

[@giph002]

"Boat expansion kits" they were trying to make the analogy as straightforward as possible for Chris to stop wasting money on DLC.

[@221B-x3r]

Christian sounds like a black comedian doing an impression of a white man doing an impression of a black man (idk if this sentence makes sense)

[@shugzm9016]

They both do 😂

[@Nerfyboy800]

So kinda like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder lol

[@deznutzuse517]

Sounds very tropic thundery

[@deznutzuse517]

@@Nerfyboy800 fuck i was 3 minutes late

[@deznutzuse517]

Who am I. I know who I am I am a dude ......oh wait Chris Chan can say he was a man even when he was

[@ZeusHeliosMegistos]

Chris Chan: I love Jackie with all my heart, and would sacrifice anything for her. Lars: Does that includes video games? Chris Chan: But that cost me allot of money.

[@jackhazardous4008]

"I'll sacrifice anything else for Jackie!"

[@Mashy8722]

Lars is the best character in this unfortunate saga lol a supposed hardcore gangsta who makes small boats and gives good advice 😂😂

[@skipbayless557]

No duh broad

[@315giants]

boats n hoes

[@kermitgrover]

I love how Lars got Chris to talk more black as the call went on

[@FourDozenEggs]

Chris slowly starting to talk in ebonics is one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard. I wonder if he'd put on an accent if he were to talk to an English person.

[@TheFriendlyWeirdo]

Four Dozen Eggs Knowing him, he probably would.

[@fourniergangrene524]

@DabonJannies Yes. He put on a cringey fake accent when he talked to "Catherine" (who was actually Scottish, not English, if I recall correctly) and when he was interviewed by a UK-based KZbinr.

[@SasqueEnchiladaII]

@@fourniergangrene524 You mean Dankula?

[@fourniergangrene524]

@@SasqueEnchiladaII Yep. The name escaped me for a while

[@fourniergangrene524]

@Sour Puss Like Doug McKenzie after drinking a pony keg of Elsinore Beer.

[@Chihiro-Kikuchi]

The lars part was surprisingly less mean than I thought it would be. Also mans willing to deathstar the moon for her.

[@mfvb4390]

At th8s point these trolls are starting to care about him in a twisted way

[@TylerSchulsThisIsHe]

Fuck the tides. All I need is Jackie.

[@monnie508]

“less mean” yet mocks black people in the most disrespectful way ever

[@strikingdragon21]

@@monnie508 they meant towards Chris. As… funny and sad as his imitation is, at least it’s proof Chris would’ve been better around better people.

[@metalllich3493]

@@monnie508 well, it was a try to awaken Chris's racist intentions. It didn't work tho Also while it's racist it's actually kinda funny

[@lizzy.lovesick]

Lars calling autism "downtism" is the funnies thing ever

[@jeolifter4449]

I like how Lars is so in character that he actually slows down to think about the 400 years of persecution black people have experienced

[@Xhawk777]

Jeovani Espinoza Lars played a pretty good role

[@mynameisntemma167]

@@Xhawk777 he did, even though he sounds so much like a white guy trying to be black lmfao

[@PS-yz9nf]

@@Xhawk777 how tf was that a good role? only somebody as stupid as chris would believe that. It was such a painfully cringey caricature this white kid tried to create. Honestly the whitest thinge i've ever heard.

[@mikenike4266]

When he got mad at Sanford and Son i lost it

[@budsif]

@@PS-yz9nf IMO the whole point of the overblown caricature was to show how out of touch Chris is with reality, since he bought it no question, not to sound authentic. I think they just wanted to get Chris to say the N word tbh.

[@scwt89]

"I got paint kits for boats I ain't even own"

[@jjcoola998]

And the expansion packs

[@Simon-yp7rv]

Wasnt obvious enough for Chris.

[@BazZx]

and shit

[@mememan9061]

Lars is into Warhammer

[@Ahrone1586]

@@mememan9061 i hope is wh fantasy

[@xxthemasterloquendoxx4221]

Lars was getting hyped up to be this huge asshole even worse than clyde and he ended up being actually a really nice guy

[@MrAxelTrouble]

As soon as the call started, I posted a comment saying the call felt like a hate crime. I deleted it though after listening on. Even though Lars was a troll, he treated Chris with more respect than literally anybody in this entire debacle so far. Had he been a real person, I think he and Chris could have been genuinely good friends and he could have been a really positive influence on Chris. It’s really weird to say, but Chris is very much a product of his environment and upbringing. He really could have used a friend.

[@MeleeHellBot]

@@MrAxelTrouble what's funny is that this was Alec. He's arguably the best troll apart from Liquid Chris.

[@KKNOWSYOU]

@@MeleeHellBot yeah In a way liquid Chris didn’t accutally harm someone Alec kinda did pretending to be a person chis could actually get on with for the sake of trolling is kinda messed up considering Chris hasn’t ever successfully made good connections to people 😕

[@user-or5so6zt6g]

@@MeleeHellBot Alec was the friendliest troll in Christory if it wasn't for Chris fucking up

[@balazsvarga1823]

No plan survives the contact with autism!

[@Rorschach003]

Wow Alec really wants more Sonichu. What if it turns out that this whole time he was just a hardcore fan who was frustrated that Chris refused to update

[@sarahharman9879]

When Lars says "Y'all," he's actually talking to us, the viewers.

[@justpeache.5274]

Why was the Lars call kind of wholesome

[@baemaxlpz4689]

Never wanted to hurt em just troll his mind

[@FieryRedmond]

Lars should've gotten together with Chris.

[@quasimoto5656]

Just Peach E. It really wasn’t though, especially if you’re black (I am).

[@justpeache.5274]

Quasi Moto well Chris saying the n-word wasn’t wholesome at all, but before all of that it was wholesome.

[@lumen8341]

@@justpeache.5274 I mean, no? It wasn't? It was deeply uncomfortable to listen to. You don't have to alienate a huge percentage of the population to troll an autistic person, so I'll leave it at "that was hella unnecessary"

[@iiseve]

I really appreciate that you pronounce everyone’s typos exactly as-written

[@aidansparks8445]

and writes subtitles exactly accurate to pronunciation

[@jackcullen69]

Including symbols like colons... damn, that dawg gangsta

[@w-dad4040]

I do not

[@James.light7982]

Ths s

[@cheepcheep4499]

Tbh I find it really annoying

[@NobodyInTraining]

I've been trying to figure out why Christian is so fascinating. I feel like he is a sort of archetypal extreme, a real life maxed out character trait, that can tell us more about that trait itself, and can be used as a reference for it. "You're acting like Chris Chan." "Oh, that's not good, I must be doing something wrong." But what is the actual trait or behaviour that he embodies and makes into flesh? Laziness? Stupidity? Unwillingness to learn from mistakes? Being a meek manchild? All of these are true, but they seem like just manifestations of a core, meta problem. Then it hit me. Chris is not a maxed out character trait. He is the eternal level 0 at every skill. If life was an MMO, he failed to put in any grind, confront any enemies or complete any quests. He is running around the first village he was dropped down in, angry at all the other players that he cannot defeat them. He is the embodiment of absolute weakness, and a complete unwillingness to put effort into improving his circumstances. Add to this a predisposition for narcissism put on steroids by the "fans", and he became unshaken in the belief that he is actually already perfect. That is also what made him so comical, the contrast between the reality of his absolute weakness and his delusions of absolute greatness.

[@ltlrms]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. Eternal level 0

[@LobotomizedGoblin]

I feel enlightened now, thank you

[@mochiava]

underrated comment

[@Chris-rn9zx]

This is genuinely amazing. Great analogy

[@GaryCarver]

If life were an MMO, he'd grind up to be the king of tutorial island. This is a man who peaked in high school and cried when he entered the real world. Chris is what happens when you work harder, not smarter.

[@Kodaigon72]

The phone call sounds like a conversation between Chris Chan, Winry Rockbell, and Vanilla Ice.

[@nukiradio]

It sounds like Dave strider's fake black voice

[@ssjchixken5110]

I never thought I'd see those names in the same sentence lol

[@socatoansoldier9984]

Interesting... If Winry was real and Chris Chan met her he would probably do the same creepy advances that he did with Meagan. But unlike Ed, Chris won’t survive a blow to the head by a wrench, unless those fake magic powers were real all along.

[@Ashethetics]

What a fantastic image

[@NeoPortaPotty]

This literally sounds like vocal blackface lol like that is literally the most stereotyped racist way of talking I've ever heard and it's absolutely hysterical.

[@Raikiri103]

I love the non-sequiturs like how Lars has Starbursts on his steak dinner, just to see if Chris is really listening, and it goes right over his head

[@donglefimblethorp8339]

you misunderstood. he WAS listening. starburst and steak doesn't sound bad for him.

[@Raikiri103]

@@donglefimblethorp8339 i never thought of it that way. Chris was living his best life

[@Sp00kyQueen]

@Bob I came here to say this too! You’re a gem!

[@magmaslasher7604]

@Principal Scudworth Heard they're adding ghouls to the next issue of Sonichu!

[@LOLMANXDLOLdelgado]

ＢＩＴＣＨ　ＷＨＥＲＥ　ＭＹ ＤＩＮＮＥＲ　ＡＴ -　Lars, legend

[@derekk.2263]

Even autistic people know taco bell just ain't gangsta.

[@jjcoola998]

I BE DOWNLOADING BOATS AND SHIT 😂😂

[@DrJuJu-po6ob]

Shieeeeet

[@kittenkat123]

"They be drinking all that haterade" 💀

[@joshwilley3173]

Meatloaf is only half-done ....b**** can't cook meatloaf and steak at the same time? Sheeeeit