Chris Chan's Arrest: The Full Story

[@FecklessandKekless]

"Officer, if you feel a punch, just know it wasn't me" Make sure you say this every time you encounter an officer.

[@garymcderp1146]

😂 I’m sure the officer became more relaxed after hearing that. Those are next level de-escalation tactics.

[@iancanada6875]

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[@DAm0n.]

@Joseph44141 Based alert?

[@qwe-de7xd]

"Pardon my flatulence" Make sure you say this every time you fart.

[@calvincooper9154]

That cop got beat up from another dimension he will never recover from such a thrashing lol

[@primusjuliuscarnifex8262]

That officer was subject to knowledge not ment to be known and is now a lovecraftian novel character

[@internet-bugger974]

Such is the consequence when coming into contact with chris-chan 😔

[@creepycasta9430]

When he found out that Chris Chan wasnt high just mentally ill "What a terrible day to have sensory senses, not even MIB shit will help this time"

[@theblackbaron4119]

​@@creepycasta9430 These officers have most likely seen worse of meth heads, murderers, and actually dangerous lunatics. Not an obese man with Asperger's with a 8 year old's imagination.

[@DeltresePshanks]

Spell Meant right now you sonofabitch

[@MunkkyNotTrukk]

That just makes me wonder if the Dimensional Merge will also include stuff like Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep and Azathoth.

[@dariogallegos1779]

I always feel bad for people who involuntarily learn Chris Chan Lore

[@Birdsong231]

My friend group is currently protecting one of us from learning the Chris Chan lore. All who do not know of the entity known as Chris Chan must be protected at all costs.

[@michaelmuldowney3131]

@Joseph44141 Is that the evil Australian guy I saw on 60 minutes? Is this a joke? What's wrong with you? Whether what you're saying is true, or you're doing some sort of spam for people that want to see that, is incredibly messed up. This world is so screwed up dude. I hope you rot. I don't want to click or investigate this, but for someone who as the guts please look into this Joseph guy. He might be doing something really nefarious here. Not using the words to describe it because I don't know if the comment would get removed. Just look up what he's referring to. It's absolutely disgusting and evil.

[@knives5964]

I also don't know it, I had no idea who Chris chan was. And after reading your comment, I'm going to leave the video while I'm still 22 seconds in. I'm new to this channel but I'm not googling shit about no Chris Cha .

[@danbee6407]

@@knives5964 Stay strong, brother. If I could go back in time, learning about Chris-Chan is choice I wish I still had. Thanks Turkey Tom 😂

[@knives5964]

@@danbee6407 staying strong!

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"I GOT TWO PHONES, ONE FOR THE TROLLS ONE FOR THE HOME" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@erikcarrillo7378]

"That's a fine gentleman" lmao

[@flynnferal5878]

one for me and one for my hooker

[@morganghetti]

The fact this dude wasnt in a hospital and was living with an elderly women with dementia is fucking wild.

[@p8.12]

@Joseph44141 With each passing moment, with each comment you leave, I'm getting closer Joseph. Your inevitable molestation is drawing near. Prepare that tight hole for me.

[@TheHeadbanger93]

Welcome to America 🇺🇸

[@ThroneOfSalt]

We really gotta bring back asylums for people like this.

[@Dogan_TM]

​@@TheHeadbanger93consider following those dark thoughts

[@Martin-zg7hx]

@@Dogan_TM The USA is a freak show.

[@subway7008]

the poor, poor police officers have no idea what they were in for when they went to work that morning. he doesn't understand just how useless it is to tell chris chan not to engage with his haters

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I like in the footage the cop goes "don't talk to them" Not even a second later he's yelling across the carpark 💀💀💀

[@Pinki_315]

So good.

[@lrwguitar]

Don't know why but I kinda like Chris Chan , he's had a shit time of it hasn't he.

[@KeemBG]

Will there ever be a lolcow that comes anywhere close to Chris Chan's legacy?

[@reaper0965]

never but boogie is a good one

[@reaper0965]

or maybe onlyusemeblade

[@CartierCasey]

@@reaper0965yeah boogie became shitty and slimy but he never was into kids or incest as far as I know which shows how low the bar is for this Internet personalities. Hopefully Ava Chris Tyson arrest footage is soon.

[@dq9440]

nope

[@emperordalek102]

either boogie or larson might be

[@nuts2733]

pardon my flatulence is insane

[@scxrvxn]

I remember in Geno’s docu series saying chris would shit when they got stressed/ nervous 😭😭

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Bro shat to the extreme 💀

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

A lady always excuses herself

[@p8.12]

@@baconsarny-geddon8298 especially an elegant one. just like chris chan

[@deepunder]

IM DYING I WAS JUST ABT TO SAY THISS😭😭

[@NowayBro-t3j]

So I’m actually a cop at Henrico, and the nutty part of all of this was had I been there that day I could’ve gotten to serve the warrant. I don’t really know how to feel about it but I almost feel disappointed. Weird times man.

[@CrackmiserGaming]

your nose is very lucky

[@Dan_kraken]

Woulda been cool to know what the cops woulda done if they knew he was infamous. Would you have acted differently?

[@Blowfish_homicide]

Are you an actual Tom dark viewer or are you here just because of how close to home this video hits for you because of your job lol. It would be funny to know there's a cop out there probably listening to Tom's retardation at times.

[@JD-iu6rv]

0:41 I love that Chris got so mad that the officer didn’t feel Magi Chan punch him that he told him to hit the officer harder

[@Knowhere1]

It’s actually kinda terrifying if you think about it😂

[@viderevero1338]

Trying to control his stand, lmao.

[@DanielLarsonofficia]

​@Joseph44141 stop spamming c p creep

[@frostedlambs]

Btw if any of you guys feel your bank card leave your wallet and try to pay me thats my husband gigga Chad credit-chu

[@NewWarhammerNerd8881]

@@DanielLarsonofficia Don't interact, just report

[@Loverboirider]

“Why can’t he go wherever he wants?” “Yea well he can go cause he’s spider man he does whatever a spider can” 💀💀💀 I died

[@openyathirdeye6894]

Yo same the cop sounded offended for spiderman 😂😂

[@Galactic_Skeleton]

Literally the nicest "Don't resist or I'll fucking taze you" you'll ever hear

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"calm down or you'll get zapped to the extreme"

[@CrookedSight0]

​@@Flesh_Wizarda taste of his own fanta

[@quartzz1496]

This is my local cryptid. Chris has constantly been showing up around my malls, game stores, and walmarts. I fear the day I meet this being, because my friend wants me to get an autograph for a big payout. But as I roam my lands. I live in fear. I live in fear of Christine Weston Chandler.

[@tewodrosii2875]

Don't feel bad. One of my relatives met EDP445 IRL once at a CVS

[@quartzz1496]

@@tewodrosii2875 🫡

[@justsummers1559]

Scary

[@ninaxwings]

We all do boo 😂

[@s4di.3]

I live very close to where Chris chan lives I'm just glad I've never run into him

[@BrendanishLeo]

I'm a special ed teacher and I gotta say, chrischan is a tragedy of what happens when someone decides not to properly rear a child with needs.

[@tigerkatze9819]

20:00 Carlson referring to Christine Chandler as "Chris-chan" rather than "Chandler" made my day

[@flynnferal5878]

C h a n

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

We got footage from Chis Chan's now we wait for Nick Rekieta's. Remember kids don't play with the Sonichu medallion.

[@frostedlambs]

Btw if any of you guys feel your bank card leave your wallet and try to pay me thats my husband gigga Chad credit-chu

[@tylersummers725]

Nick Rekieta got arrested 😂😂 for which thing??

[@Username-j1g]

​@@tylersummers725 He had 26 grams of cocaine in his master bathroom and a gun under his bed. His wife and girlfriend got arrested too.

[@henrypollock7987]

@@tylersummers725meth bro bearing has a couple good vids on it

[@justsummers1559]

Being a drunkard and leaving drugs around his kids.​@@tylersummers725

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

Imagine if his parents had just cared enough to get him specialized support in childhood.

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Or maybe decided, "hey, we're way too old to be procreating."

[@Justtrollingyoulosers]

That wouldn't have changed anything.

[@Justtrollingyoulosers]

​@Joseph44141 enjoy watching your family burn sweet cheeks.

[@edwing72]

The average American will understandably avoid hospitals/ therapy for as long as they can.

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

Imagine if his parents didn’t (obviously) want to spend thousands upon thousands on care that likely wouldn’t have done anything and wouldn’t have been thought necessary. Kindly think of how the parents were before making a judgement. His mother clearly cared. Lots of teens spend ages in their rooms. How the hell was she meant to know he was a nutcase if he didn’t say a thing at all? Does she look like a clairvoyant to you? And his father likely worked hours upon hours. Mental health is the last thing he’d think of.

[@cjaawesome616]

Chris is delusionmaxxing

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

Delulu maxxing.

[@dorugoramon0518]

To be fair, half the internet has been aiding and abetting that, it wasnt just a solo effort.

[@JeffTheBreadDude]

Tom keeps me locked away in his goon cave

[@periferex]

@Joseph44141 we dont care

[@NewWarhammerNerd8881]

@@periferex Don't interact with bots bro, just report.

[@Autism_Frogthe27th]

same bro

[@XMorbidChaosX]

Papa meat is doing the same thing

[@pozowbologi5793]

Q

[@XzMondayNightzX]

Never would have thought I'd see Chris Chan on the EWU channel. The fact there's a friggen RAGE PIG recording them and making the officers uncomfortable is something else. Even the law fears THE GUNT.

[@flopesquizo]

​@Joseph44141 essa tua foto de perfil não é tão "baitavel" assim, considerando os exposeds recentes do mr breast, que sugerem que supostamente ele é conivente com molestadores de criancinhas e adora contratar os mesmos

[@jalcobo]

Didn’t he claim all the cops were big fans of the famous killstream?

[@HoChiMints2007]

love how EWU redacts and cuts out 'Killstream'. No clout for you, ragepiggy

[@augfur]

what is rage pig

[@XzMondayNightzX]

@@augfur Ethan Ralph. An out of control alcoholic pill abusing social path who thinks his insane behavior is above the law because he hosts an internet show. He has no spine when confronted whether it's a bowling alley or going to Portugal to get his ass beat twice. Don't end up like the rage pig.

[@ドーブルX75]

We got the Bodycam of Chris Chan Arrest plus an Unskippable Cutscene of his before GTA6, huh?

[@Mister_Phafanapolis]

_“All the Pokémon known and yet to be known.”_ made me laughing. This certainty is how you know Chris Chan is absolutely out of his mind and mentally unwell.

[@jcstides]

Personally I feel the sex with the mother part is where it was shown that he is out of his mind but that’s just me

[@Killpop-ls4vb]

@@jcstidesIsabella Janke needs to be incarcerated

[@anangrytexan2244]

60 years ago we used to lock people like this away for the safety of society... might want to look into reviving that.

[@snakezase2998]

Yeah uh that didn’t really go well

[@anangrytexan2244]

@@snakezase2998 Didn't go well for who? Society as a whole was better for it. Oh it wouldn't go well for Chris? The dude who assaulted his demented mother? What a shame...

[@jakeford12]

I’m gonna be real with you, I don’t know if the loony bin is good enough for Chris-Chan.

[@noone12748]

​@@jakeford12 He might just become a cult leader

[@hectorlumbagoCringe]

@@jakeford12valid point

[@Muyinza]

As an actual Ugandan I appreciate the random personal greetings

[@samuraikudzi]

hope us Southern Africans get some love too

[@Jarmen_Kelloggs]

This is why we need the Asylums back...

[@theblackbaron4119]

Having asylums / mental hospitals isn't worth a thing if they don't instotutionalise people like this because: 1) his parents were neglectful 2) he's had access to the internet and wasn't helped, no authority was activated even after his outbursts at GameStop to assess his mental health. Only the ineffective judicial system did some things to prevent him from harassing people. Yet no one cared to actually help him to prevent these problems from re occurring. 3) This is a classic case of US healthcare. Lots of mentally ill people, but you'd have to pay for every step to stop these kinds of mentally ill people from developing further into complete basket cases.

[@Jarmen_Kelloggs]

@@theblackbaron4119 👍

[@tree4318]

No one is paying attention to the troll that was trying to manipulate Chris through voice calls (even though what chris did in the end was his fault alone), that person should be at the level of lolcow Chris is, she was literally a vile person.

[@wescarter3494]

Isabella jankie is her own level of degenerate trust me

[@SecuR0M]

Isabelle Janke's parents are literal deep state spooks tbf. She got doxxed and is known to be stinky though.

[@That-guy-there1]

They are already. Most people believe that the only people worse than Chris in terms of mental state are the trolls. The girl who was trying to get Chris to kill himself would torture hamsters and bragged about boiling one. One guy was called Solid Chris and would just gaslight Chris into thinking he wasn't the real Chris.

[@lilaeckitties7524]

@Joseph44141 wtf

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

I wouldn't say "no one" is paying attention. Isabella is notorious, probably beyond redemption, across large swaths of the internet. _A lot_ of people know what she is. Anyway, in my opinion she doesn't deserve to be a lolcow. Even that's too good for her. She's simply a villain.

[@slaps1455]

Tom is the kind of guy to say “pardon my flatulence “when he farts in front of cops

[@Tgsf321]

Being stuck in a car with Chris has to be a fate worse than death 17:40💀💀💀

[@tykrapf6969]

Knowing that there is this level of mental instability in the world is terrifying.

[@snakezase2998]

No there’s legitimately worse

[@unrealtinec2398]

Chris chan will have the last laugh when the dimensional merge actually happens

[@RottenCabbage]

As a big fan of EWU and avid Christorian, it was like Christmas when I saw EWU got the arrest footage. I have never clicked so fast in my life.

[@harleymanifesto1907]

Same. 😂😂😂 I even had to explain it to my husband why it was so good 😂

[@1PrayerWarrior4]

And EWU is such a high quality channel, too. The coverage was fantastically done. Now I'm new to who this dude is. Ha. Thanks, EWU.

[@Kizzabell]

you need to watch the comprehensive history. When I discovered it there were like 30 episodes and I just binged it while on leave from work. I felt very disturbed after immersing myself in his world for days. ​@@1PrayerWarrior4

[@tobyraptis3587]

Chrismas

[@Maliss619]

I’m glad you didn’t call Chris Chan she/her. Thank you for maintaining mental stability.

[@Justin-pe9cl]

None of them deserve preferred pronouns.

[@FalseWormKing-bv2bz]

Can you upload this later I don’t want to see it right now

[@NickTheShark_]

When is Tom getting an arrest video?

[@mrblue7420]

Tom be the typa guy to not be arrested

[@cavanmoriarty6370]

tom the typa guy to say “i’m sorry, officer”

[@sweggysweg]

*an

[@WhiteTulip2002]

As soon as I escape from his basement

[@augfur]

What do you think he'd be arrested for? I think armed robery or assualt. Or some sort of drug related crime

[@foxarror]

12:46 LMFAOOO THE TROLLS “Chris Chan what’s up??” “Go girl!” “Beautiful!” “Sonichu is with you” HELP ME

[@yoboyfargoth1208]

If Chris got Floyded, would CWCville have rioted?

[@ddodoib3620]

nah if it were any other autistic person yes but literally everyone hates chris chan

[@gabe_20xx]

Lmao

[@Xeirn]

I don't think Chris was using stuff so risk of overdose was 0.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

sonichu lives matter

[@CoperliteConsumer]

No more than the Russians did when Stalin died.

[@Tyler-vu8yr]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned as an EMT, people with severe psychiatric problems will often refer to themselves as a divine religious figure, such as god or jesus. This is nothing new with Chris

[@killerbouquet3220]

I've noticed that too, why does it happen?

[@jailbreakoverlander]

Im giving you props for calling HIM He, keep that same energy forever,

[@gregsavko1412]

This isn't just disgusting, it reaches the level of almost unspeakable evil

[@Bobbymaccys]

Magi-Chan-Sonichu committing battery on an officer is not what I expected

[@deebo429__]

"no officer, i wasnt reaching for your sidearm. It was Mewtwo, using his psychic powers to remove it from your side in order to protect me. You see, hes my husband.

[@embergrace255]

"punch him harder hubby" is legendary

[@TheATFshotmyGerbil]

1:01 he is indeed regarded

[@kalimbeemusic5633]

"Barb.exe is responding" 😭 "you know i did alot of meditating, smile dog did visit me though" 💀😭 got me laughing

[@josephseidman9074]

The way he talks after getting arrested reminds me of the back of a dr. Brohners bottle of soap.

[@wanders6072]

Spiderman as that cops fav superhero is BASED

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Agreed, Spider-man is the goat.

[@WaniZame]

I think at some point internet people need to learn to stop watching someone. Chris is out of his mind and is not being helped by having minor internet fame. He needs to be in a hospital not on KZbin.

[@blungalblorg]

Chris Chan was Yakub’s vision

[@lrwguitar]

Big headed black dude created him you mean ?

[@foxarror]

12:08 “I’ll just stare back at them” lmfaoo these cops are great

[@Louca-pv9ne]

its funny how the officers just thought he was paranoid/ delusional about being infamous online

[@deviant.daffodil]

i watched ewu's video before this and i think those cops were having either the time of their life or they will never forget this in their careers. they were really funny though and i think they did a good job so kudos to them for putting up with all of that

[@garymcderp1146]

Good lord. His delusions and hallucinations were bad even before the arrest. I imagine it hasn’t gotten any better. Chris should be in an institution.

[@sleezegangsports]

That had to be the longest fucking drive of that officer's life.

[@viper2help]

Chris Chan almost got the real "Zap to the extreme"

[@Jess-jt4zf]

"Punch him harder, hubby" is WILD 💀

[@671SUN]

Thought he was a "Goddess" & is immune to electricity, so a taser shouldn't scare him... *stress sigh

[@Flesh_Wizard]

*stress sigh* *stress poop*

[@p8.12]

@@Flesh_Wizard pardon my flatulence!

[@SeaBaconZ]

“I had a dream once where barb was an Egyptian belly dancer” had me on the floor💀🙏🙏

[@Ben-xg3tj]

We got the footage of Chris Chan's arrest before GTA 6 💀

[@GrievousReborn]

We may be waiting till 2026 for GTA 6 read an article were a dev was talking about the possibility of delay

[@andrewkoster6506]

"my name is Joe Biden and i love ice cream"

[@MorgnHombrelibre]

POV: You’re at the pearly gates and see ChrisChan sitting on the holy throne next to Sonichu, Jesus, and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. At that moment you realize you chose to follow the wrong religion 😂

[@CustodianVirgil]

I love how the "dimensional merge" is a clear rip from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park

[@lGabrielSDlznyl]

At 17:39 the officer trying not to laugh, lmao

[@hgmman]

Fun fact: I used to deliver to that Motel. Place is a shithole

[@Louzahsol]

Do they charge by the hour and half hour?

[@hgmman]

@@Louzahsol Honestly no idea. There’s a Pizza Hut very close to that location. We spent the night once due to a power outage, pretty sure it’s night to night (where I worked). It’s on the same corner as Regency Mall, where Chris Chan had gone before.

[@FuFuStylez]

You can tell that the end of that car ride to the jail was rushed. Officer was like "God please let there be all green lights!"

[@jakeanderson8023]

Can someone please just tell Tom to not reverse his camera output?! How will I know to stop gooning if I can’t read the hat?

[@xavierwashington5408]

I hate how Isabella the Jezebel just gets forgotten about, she needs to be locked up too

[@maiyren]

Considering Chris mom didn’t know that it happened, didn’t remember it after the fact, didn’t know that it was Chris makes it also better on the other side…

[@Mushess]

Literally no it doesn’t what are you even saying

[@MaryFrankShelfy]

​@Mushess not saying i agree but i assume they meant that if she doesnt remember, she probably wont be traumatised, and that despite how awful the whole thing was theres atleast that

[@jonwalker9587]

@@Mushess Better's probably the wrong word, I think they mean that it would be a small mercy for Barb, even though it doesn't diminish Chris's crimes.

[@Mushess]

@@MaryFrankShelfy I mean study’s have shown that people are still traumatized by stuff they don’t even know happened. Like something that happens far back in someone’s childhood and they don’t end up remembering for example. So she’s definitely still traumatized. But yes I get your point

[@MaryFrankShelfy]

@@Mushess oh no no I know that and obviously agree with it, i was js tryna clarify on op's behalf since it seemed that guy severely misunderstood (hence the "not saying I agree" at the beginning)

[@RobulousDee]

I went into this knowing pretty much nothing about Chris. I'm only 8 minutes in and my jaw genuinely hurts from the WTF look I've had on my face the whole duration.

[@WoodlandGloom]

Literally if trolls had just left a severely autistic, mentally unwell man alone none of this would have happened. I am also a severely autistic person who was susceptible manipulation (I've had a few "friends" in high school try to turn me into a dollar store version of Chris Chan) the only difference is when my grandparents got custody, they actually listened to the school and put me in intense therapy, and eventually had to pull me out of school for the sake of my mental health. I'm doing a lot better now, I can't live on my own though and I have a part time job.

[@RobulousDee]

@@WoodlandGloom I'm glad you're doing a lot better now. I can't even imagine how tough it must have been growing up in that context. Sincerely wishing you the best moving forward

[@whaddup691]

The parent is Jesus IS a woman. The Virgin Mary. She is our Queen. She reigns as Queen Mother of Heaven and Earth with her Son, Our Lord. 17:00

[@Septic_tank_owner]

Chris Chans stronger

[@tewodrosii2875]

0:01 Imaginary places by Bus driver...been watching Shoeonhead, Tom? Lol

[@DomePieceRecka]

You’re super young if you were around during the Tony hawk era that’s where I first heard it. Tony hawks underground

[@Knifesake]

​@@DomePieceRecka Yep!

[@tewodrosii2875]

@@DomePieceRecka I only know it from shoes old videos

[@JC-hf7zt]

​@@DomePieceReckaEXACTLY, THUG was something else, that era of Tony hawk games and skate-it really got me sifting through music and developing my own tastes. Imaginary places on thug, and ghost town on skate are two of the best combinations

[@Satori69]

I know it from phoon's bhop montage

[@MadMegabyte]

Hearing imaginary places as background music made me almost subscribe.

[@ordep409]

It is truly fascinating how untended mental illness can really make a person go insane

[@smaz9]

There's lolcows... And then there's Chris Chan...

[@CvntyChupacabra]

For what its worth, those officers handled that situation really well lol

[@I_FORGOR.]

Tom became dark here 0:01

[@lilv728]

It's actually here 0:00

[@iAmZhangMaraj]

​​@Joseph44141 фу нет

[@frealish6622]

Wtf is with all these 0:01 comments

[@antmitch78]

@@frealish6622 probably a bot or Gen Alpha brainrot trend

[@Nine-Year]

​@@frealish6622comment slop of the week, will be replaced soon enough

[@Lovelybby24]

Honestly it's wild to me that the officers were nicer to chris than any person watching from the side lines.

[@LysTPM]

My favorite part of the body cam footage was sassy nick 😂 love that officer.

[@MasonShmason]

Every single one of those cops now has Metaphysical Awareness Disorder.

[@NotMissCircle2]

Less than 1k views in 10 minutes? Put the fries in the bag before my food gets cold.

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

Bro you have one sub and you’re yapping about someone else’s viewcount. Hypocrite much? I mean you’re probably joking but I’m gonna be a geek about it 🤓

[@NotMissCircle2]

@@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV *cough*

[@MD-ve9eh]

If only Chris had the proper guidance early on, none of this would have happened.

[@wendybolton5446]

Ya'll not gonna talk about Brab having dementia and her getting in the van and driving? That's not safe.

[@meismagiic4779]

Police in the U.S. are wild, they are either ego tripping or endlessly done with life having to deal with people like Chris

[@iMaytriksU]

EAT SLEEP TOMSLOP REPEAT

[@miodragjr]

Holy shit the arrest made me realize the state of the medallion it fucking ROTTED 💀

[@ACOE]

Has Chris Chan ever been told to just outright shut the hell up? I doubt it would be that effective, but it would be great to see.

[@biblio_nosleep]

I actively remember my father, a fed at the time, asking me about Chris-chan. He asked if I knew anything about it. I told him that no, I didn’t, because he and mom sat on my unrestricted access to the internet privileges until I was 17. Then he said, “good. great.”

[@maskoftruth4182]

"reach for the officers gun magichan hunny"

[@stephenlong9806]

Tucker Carlson being confused and confident that his last name is Chan will never not be funny.

[@craigchaytor9109]

He knows a lot about merging with relatives..

[@FireCheeks]

My condolences to the police’s nose for being within his radius for that long, I can smell him through the screen

[@pessimist583]

Chris got exiled to Sonichu Land 💀

[@jimkozminski7693]

I can picture Chris trying to explain superheroes, and how he's Jesus to a shrink just furiously scribbling notes. Hahaha

[@prickly10000]

Tom's the kind of guy to analyze Chris chan in Jesus Cosplay instead of looking at hot women.

[@KoopaShellzz]

"Punch him harder, hubby" Is insane

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

Bro shouldn’t have even been able to run free after doing that to his mom

[@therebornexperiment]

yeah so chris actually received all knowledge and understanding of existence throughout time, and thats what drove him to insanity. seems pretty obvious to me

[@Ryo7_7]

Pardon my flatulence lol. This whole bodycam footage was so surreal. Was that Ethan Ralph asking him to come on the killstream? 😂

[@barefootandindependent]

Thinking Chris Chan is a threat to himself or the public is hilarious 🤣

[@pc23]

Sonichu is punching you right now from an other dimension... so next time watch yourself bruh......... .

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Chris saying "Well he's spider-man he can do whatever a spide can." Cracked me up.