Chris D'elia Reacts to Insane Mega Preachers

[@realastronaut4340]

"His wife said she's leaving... the flat screen." 😂🙉 I'm dead.

[@mr.condoriano]

I was in work when I watched that part... I cried loooooool

[@komentuoks9797]

more emojies next time

[@Arms2]

@@komentuoks9797 more bitterness next time

[@thetnuggz7521]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Some mega preacher while checking his phone

[@loganstriker2973]

It's Perry Stone. He's Pentecostal. They're usually the weird and experiential type of Christian's.

[@angellunsford2741]

@@loganstriker2973 Not all of us! This guy's a FREAK.

[@joshuadev4960]

... I think the preachers are con men.

[@bigtimber]

@@angellunsford2741 it's a spectrum of weirdness. Yours is still fucking weird though. It's just your familiar weird. Weird for me is believing things for no good reason then letting someone else tell you what to think and say and do based on that poor reasoning.

[@bigtimber]

@Dan Wruck lol look again

[@mrmacguff1n]

*ERROR: PRECHER.EXE has stopped working*

[@brandonhanks8693]

Mr MacGuffin lol

[@clairemiller3567]

“The Lord was literally texting him to stop” Hahahahhahah had me dead

[@IAMSweet_Amelia3]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@icu3869]

“Aaaaaauuuuuuuhhheeeaaahaleluia…eehh aaaaaBloodOfTheLamb” okay, I didn’t believe in god before, and this does not change my mind.

[@mloyd64]

I lost it when he said limp bizkit

[@spdadventurer1754]

😂😂😂😂

[@RobotronSage]

x'D

[@BarfyMan_362]

100% thought he was joking about him checking his phone when I listened to the audio podcast

[@kittywampusdrums]

Should be titled "Preachers forget their stroke medication."

[@kalobblack8513]

I’m crying. “VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM just shitted in my car”

[@tadficuscactus]

The Lord was texting him telling him what to say.

[@Street-cj6cv]

His wife reading the prayer cards

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

This is brilliant. And i feel people aren't appreciating how brilliant it is.

[@christheiss4511]

Somewhere, a theologian's head just exploded.

[@laurants]

Tad Ficus Catus Bro, you don’t have his number? It’s “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.”

[@WhaattUpp]

Think he sat on the keypad aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jeepz669]

Every time D'Elia uploads a new clip... I pray I pray I pray, healing, healing, deliverance, deliverance, deliverance! A'men Ma'babies 🙏

[@giovannimangone9763]

Bless this SITUATION

[@tazz347]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BelenPeralta1]

Hallelujah 🙌🏽

[@Briceon]

A ZJ brother in the D'Elia comments? What are the chances lol. Aahhhhhhhhmen, ahhhhhhhh hallelujah

[@Helloooooo]

Beans greens potatoes tomatoes

[@LateCambrian]

I think the preacher has a Rick and Morty death crystal in his pocket ....

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Or a Tina Belcher ringtone

[@RickPlems65]

D’Elia’s KZbin search history: “preachers preaching”

[@cindym5777]

People who experience poverty giving this vile human being their money. I’m heartbroken. Thanks for showing this.

[@icu3869]

Seriously. So evil.

[@momokill1]

Sounds like he's doing an impression of Chris doing an impression of a pastor at an olive garden.

[@loganwoodruff9581]

I love having Chris as my personal guide to social media and KZbin. I’d be lost without him 😂

[@rasarmusic1]

Jesus Chris D’elia saves

[@icu3869]

Right? NOW we know: Shoving a woman by the face to lay her out on her back ISN’T how to treat heath problems!

[@jackwhite8999]

This dude kills me when he going ahhhhhhhhhhh forever lmao

[@dtalzic633]

I’m a Christian, and these clowns are ridiculous

[@sukhbirdhillon9800]

sooo they're just Christians

[@dtalzic633]

@@sukhbirdhillon9800 No, these guys aren't living biblically. They're just clowns like I said

[@isaacpreven3693]

D Talzic neither are you.

[@isaacriddle5171]

If you believe in ANY religion this man is no less ridiculous than you.

[@daytimespider1268]

@@isaacriddle5171 I hope you turn to Christianity I wouldn't want to be here after the rapture.

[@jacobmedford3396]

Deliver us from DENTS LORD, make us DENTLESS in your sight O LORD

[@dallaskline9615]

Jacob Medford haha!!!

[@82shamroc]

Euhhhhmen

[@StoneColdFox17]

🙌🙌🙌

[@adilmaghribi7024]

To help with those dents i could biy you an expensive hammer which of course wouldnt make a fuckinnnnnnn rnrnrnnrrdennnnntt

[@spdadventurer1754]

😂😂

[@johnnyboy2388]

Preacher: “Faith does not deny fact”. Chris: “Uh, yea it does actually”. 😂

[@hunteralbers1449]

The first preacher literally said "ra-ta-ta" 1:55

[@hgetu3366]

he rapping Dr Dre lyrics

[@brandycrain5046]

Fufu lame shit he ain't wit it

[@Renob3]

"Get new words" killed me! 🤣

[@icu3869]

Except , why? Seems like moaning “ ooooooaaaaahalighluia….oooooooooah…ooooaay yes lord yes lord” is getting results…

[@Francisah]

The preachers aren't the problem. The people who go to see him and enable him are.

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Everyone in that building should be sterilized

[@Daniilo11]

How about both

[@james5637]

No they really are the problem.

[@gusgrau3594]

Frankie Rollins lets be fair. Many are the problem as well

[@nolanpowers191]

Ginger Ginger no, stupid people are the constant. You don’t blame the person walking alone at night for getting murdered, you blame the serial killer, because the murderer knows there will always be an easy target.

[@def6078]

100% the noise when your dad loses his train of thought while struggling to read the text he just got. "Oh yeah and Joe was saying to me that he uh- uhhhhh- he said- uhhhh- yeah, halelujah"

[@aliheartzuphrakonkham3005]

Why did the first guy sound like an auctioneer

[@patrickstar8271]

Why? You're really asking why? Well I think because he speaks like an auctioneer

[@juanhawsman244]

@@patrickstar8271 how come?

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@patrickstar8271 that sure was the most unhelpful answer of all time

[@venaustine4270]

LMFAO!

[@bbygrlbritt]

I lost it when he started playing master p 😂😂😂😂😂 "The lord is literally texting him "stop" that's why hes checking his phone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kro715]

"have your way"- sponsored by Burger King

[@elinebelle5128]

"the Lord was texting him STOP " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jlee111776]

That lady should sue the preacher for giving her cancer.

[@AnthonyJohnson-hs3xs]

“Yes Lord yes lord yesssss Lord hamalalabia ughhhhh yes Lord oooooooh.” Yeah that pretty much sums up evangelicals.

[@johnnymorningstar609]

“He just pushed their faces in, how rude, and they still have rheumatoid arthritis” 🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterjenkins6936]

“ Well that’s not far from what we are doing” killed meee hahaha miss u Chris ;(

[@helicopterhead7169]

5:02 I found my new ringtone and I will never use any other my whole life. Thx man

[@larapayne272]

“Pffttt vrooooommm vroom pfft...I shitted it my carrrr” 😂😂 I literally choked on my broccoli 🥦

[@johndelaney5173]

You healthy af

[@RobotronSage]

@@johndelaney5173 Hah!

[@AtheistEdge]

Choked on dinner when... vruum buuum buuum limp biskit

[@EagleGolf123]

Him: "Yes you do." Her: "No I don't" Him: "Yes you Do" Her: "No I don't" Him: "Yes you do..." Chris: "Childish"

[@NJMoon77]

*audience laughs* Chis : “killing”

[@icu3869]

I said, " yes you do" She said ,"no I don't" I said-Chris: 🤨"yeah, we GOT that part"....🤣🤣🤣

[@icu3869]

And, what a compassionate, sensitive way to share devestating heath news:"Lady, You Have CANCER." singling her out in a packed stadium under sweeping spotlights, his voice amplified to the throngs of desperate, misguided dregs of society. "NO I Dont." " Yes you do." Into the mic TO HER FACE-( you know the rest) WTF! Not only does he create That horrifically callous scene, he's RETELLING it after having years to reflect on whether a bit more tact, diplomacy, dignity or respect could have made more sense....NOPE! Lord, no, amen. What a mindless, soulless, predatory revolting piece of sh!t egomanianiac con man. If there's a hell, that's where he belongs, because I swear I'm witnessing Satan here.

[@mjohnmoros]

I accidentally waited in line with my friend's for three hours to go to a Benny Hin thing.. Thought it was a concert, but turns out i had a silly goose time in stock just for me.

[@jonsohinki8882]

The last 15 seconds of this video is the best.

[@rasarmusic1]

M e t a

[@MitchC-vr8nw]

I remember in the 90's when Benny Hinn robbed the church of its offerings for like a $1,000,000+

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

5:02 I walked away from my phone and I actually thought this was the preacher still

[@marvinherrera6802]

“Rum bubada didley didley oh oh oh” I’m dead😂😂😂

[@stevenlckhrt]

Im glad im in lockdown only because i have free time to watch comedy. D'Elia is hilarious.

[@helicopterhead7169]

Haha love how he's finding a new flow @ 5:23 and starts to enjoy it even more lmao

[@SCtriumphChess]

one of the funniest clips ever , almost got a hernia from laughing !

[@jazzz1587]

I could watch Chris watch videos all day

[@Mattropolis97]

Lol first dude sounds like he’s about to announce the crabby patty as it slowly moves closer to the screen

[@Phi1618033]

I love it when they start speaking in tongues. Have you ever noticed they say the same nonsense syllables? "Shaba laba baba daba laba dada ding dong!"

[@sea_9002]

Tal Moore cause they’re conmen, they don’t actually care about people who have faith in their beliefs

[@twistedtay7685]

Solid zack and cody reference

[@REAPER3fitty]

Yeah man they all use the same basic and generic sounds. Been in the church most of my early life and it was always "ohhh ladaba shadaba shanta la shantaladaba"

[@silencenhikes6692]

Scammers taking your money. They know exactly what they are doing.

[@joefromaccounting7818]

First guy sounds like a malfunctioning computer

[@missydee7674]

My death certificate will say "cause of death: Chris D'elia". I laugh so hard I can't breathe! Too many times I have to pause the video so I don't fckin die!

[@Ponchy]

That groan is the sound I make when I have diarrhea.

[@Ajn37MNm39fgyt7u]

I was waiting for someone to yell "SOLD"

[@domonicwilliamson6451]

2021 can’t wait for Chris to be back on his podcast! Funniest pod aside from king and the sting

[@travelingobserver6590]

Holy crap. I just discovered these videos. This is gold!!!!

[@Thiney4]

He’s like the rick flair of preachers 😂

[@healthfadsfade]

The guy in the blue shirt is the Steven Seagal of preachers.

[@spenceraussie6659]

"Everyone he's doing it to looks like Jeff Foxworthy." lmao Lost my miiiind

[@alexclark4968]

I laughed very hard when he started doing Scatman

[@britishcodfish1472]

“Eeeuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, rubata darrata dembapara.”

[@theshapeexists]

Lemme hear ya say!

[@TheRulofighter]

Rumbarraram-Limp Biskit-rumbarrambam lol this killed me

[@lil_grux3340]

First guy sounds like he was reading one of my papers i used to write in college trying to get to the word count 😂

[@Nasmr1]

Honestly this makes me want to take a 3 month holiday to Jerusalem fucking around and then just earn mega bucks hosting one of these and retiring with Bernies slogan "no refunds"

[@DoctorTil]

I always thought commanding God to "touch this" was a bit racy. Bold even.

[@Goldenvibesss]

Jonathan Tilmon lol

[@pedroblake5576]

The first dude in the Benny Hin video with one of the greatest bumps in history WWE needs to hire him immediately

[@akbop3749]

He just had to quickly log into RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@hgetu3366]

lmfao

[@MrSpqr84]

Brilliant

[@devinreed5725]

When people ask me what my issues are I tell them I grew up watch Benny hinn.

[@shadcovert1160]

The way I see it. Chris went in on em EASY. I mean, he REALLY could have ripped them apart.

[@rustecohle591]

The first guy sounds like he’s hosting a bidding war

[@mahimmurulya5802]

😂😂😂

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

12:05 ugh when that text came up on the screen, my faith in Canada got jolted

[@danielbailey9049]

The Jeff Foxworthy Starter Kit 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@johns818]

To be fair all of our brains make that same noise inside when we're checking text and emails.

[@antv9038]

These people still have rheumatoid arthritis 😂😂😂

[@OneKoolKittie]

Chris you are Absolutely Amazing This shit had me rolling🤣 Great job Chris omg I was LMFAO 🤣

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

The first guy sounds like he's poorly and pointlessly cheering for the Chiefs 😂

[@PepeTheJonkler]

"McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's Rockandroll-aah MacDonalds, haAAAAVE it *YOUR WAY THANK YA LAWD!* UHHHHhhHwhatdoIsaaaynextuuuuuh-HaLlElUjAh"

[@loodlebop]

Spat my coffee out at the Skat Man bit

[@R.E.L.Asphalt_Sealcoating]

First ad was a preacher selling DVDs

[@MitchC-vr8nw]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[@rafaarmando4975]

8:57 The Lord has nothing to do with Blazers .... I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@satelliterider1897]

lol I lost it when you said garth brooks

[@_gw33do_]

“If you’re a preacher, stand the fuck up dude!” 😂

[@BrokenGodEnt]

make em say UUHHHHHHHHH NA NA NA NAH. - this preacher, and Master P nah the preacher is from the one Master P song where the guys like "man you ain't P get the fuck outta here" lmao

[@Luke-im8sv]

Getting texts from his wife saying she’s Leaving him HAHA 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@reddodger123]

Pentecostals everywhere: 😡

[@Actionray]

Dude when Chris starts "speaking in tongues" I lost my shit bahaha so funny.

[@bennoble4517]

The music in the background of the Benny Hin jacket slap thing sounded like it was straight out of the Lion King

[@robertkywildcats9266]

I'm a Christian and this guy was checking his damn text messages. It may also have been an eBay auction that was ending soon. Not a good representative of Christ either way. I can also laugh, because this is funny.

[@RobotronSage]

''he's cumming'' OH MY GOD DUDE HAH Chris i think ur my favorite comedian fr. Love your stuff dude. Wish i subbed to ur actual channel sooner. God those British ''impressions'' are fuggin golden man. ERES WOT WERE GONNA DO WERE GONNA GO IN GRAB THE CASH N THEN WERE OOT

[@Lolololo-tz5cy]

The first guy was checking that bank account and saw those extra 0's

[@old3rbrother]

It sounds like he just held that lady hostage hahaha. Imagine just walking by that. "SAY IT! SAY YOU HAVE CANCER!"

[@tazz347]

Meanwhile Jesus is like 🤦🤦 what are these things

[@MicheleMarychurch]

Rrrrrrumbadadumdadadumdadadum biscuit hahahahaha The Lord was definitely texting him.

[@DomMazz]

First guy is literally how i act when my parley is about to hit

[@nikkimartin6206]

Just listened to the part where Chris goes in while trying to cross a busy 4 lane highway on foot... Laughed so hard I wouldn't have cared if it went horribly wrong lol.

[@TheCheck15]

I feel like this was a company Christmas Party at Olive Garden and this guy volunteered to say grace...LMAO

[@MASterofdaSKIES]

First preacher is middle aged guys who play fantasy football hoping for some last minute points.

[@ParkerFriedChicken]

Omg that sneaky Scatman transition haha. Everyone knows God doesn't hear you unless you slide in some Scatman to hold the whole prayer together you know, gotta make it worth his time. Amenily deedeedee da doop dlee diddllwop woop.

[@mikemercury5654]

He sounds like an auctioneer

[@PlumpLumps]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in WEEKS

[@jimivegas]

bro its like the Joker fucking sprayed laughing gas and my face is stuck in perpetual laughter. THANKS CHRIS. Now how am I supposed to go to bed?

[@wolfen888]

I love how Jesus can make people fall over when he waves his jacket and give us corona at the same time