Chris Martin: Above Ground Comedian I Full Comedy Special

Hi, this is Chris. Thanks so much for taking the time to watch my first special! It still gets me excited knowing anyone has taken time out of their day to watch me tell jokes.
It's self funded so the best way to help is to come watch me live. I am in the process of adding dates but please let me know which cities to visit on www.chrismartincomedy.co.uk/c...
If you enjoyed the special want to drop me a tip, because I know Americans like doing that, I'm on Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/chris-mar... or if you didn't you can send me a request to pay you for taking away an hour of your life you won't get back.
Now some big thank yous to people who made this all possible!
Produced by Hammer and Dot
Edited by Matt Unsworth
Director of Photography - Dirk Dupre
Camera Operator - Kevin Glotfelty
Audio Mixing and Mastering - Craig Billmeier
Sound Recordist- Jessica Mozes
Colorist - Eric Reid
Opening act:
Bria Beddoe
Thanks to
James Gaghan, the DC Loft & staff.
Special Thanks to
Hanna Stanbridge & Gary Plum
Very Special Thanks to
Jason Statham
And very very special thanks to Dom and Jessica at Blonde Medicine Records, where the album version is available as well as loads of other amazing comedians: www.blondemedicine.com/bm118-...
My socials:
Instagram: chrismcomedy
Facebook: chrismartincomedyfan
TikTok: chrismcomedy
My website:
www. chrismartincomedy.co.uk
00:00 Underground Comedian
01:35 Vaxxed, Kinda... Maybe?
04:20 You Wanna Go
08:08 Rookie Error Part 1
11:04 The Cool (Wily) Bouncer
13:15 Rookie Error Part 2
16:15 Therapy Boy
20:25 A Very Edgy Fish Joke
23:41 The Truth About Vegan Food
25:52 Marital Hustle
30:35 Parental Scam
32:30 My Vet is Worth Every Penny
38:08 Cathy Martin Hoarding The Good Stuff
41:51 My Sweet (Eccentric) Father
44:27 A Different Level of Violence
47:22 How To Fend Off a Burglar
52:30 Outro & Credits

[@chrismcomedy]

Thanks for all the (mostly) lovely comments. In the process of working out some live dates so feel free to let me know what city to visit in the comments or via my website. ✌️

[@user-eb1uh6me6b]

denver boi

[@user-eb1uh6me6b]

and i'm a legit human being . . . oh damn my name is user-eb1 etc. i think i may be a robot.

[@kicker3536]

3 more weeks And yes Denver

[@AgnesKissNB69]

Minneapolis!!!!

[@chrismcomedy]

Fun fact: the guy in the front told me after the show he was just really cold.

[@TheKennyCurtis]

Came across this by absolute chance, such a gem you are my dude, hilarious set!

[@chrismcomedy]

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed. Shout out to the algorithm for doing its thing

[@daishikaze3986]

Also, this show is going on my Classic Stand-up playlist, you're in good company :)

[@chrismcomedy]

honoured

[@alisterfolson]

You have a comedy playlist too? Another person of couture!

[@kathleenbutler4602]

Same!!

[@user-ec8xb3rj1g]

Funny, relatable and will definitely get you above ground for your next Special.

[@MichelleDoucette-yd6iu]

What a great surprise he is!! By chance caught this & laughed so much😂😂😂😂He is crazy talented- hysterical. Don't let the accent through u off

[@chrismcomedy]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jerinforgie5841]

My favourite Chris!

[@jasonjohnson4803]

Check out the singer Chris Martin (from Jamaica), you might like his reggae music.

[@chrismcomedy]

@@jasonjohnson4803 I love Christopher Martin! "I'm a Big Deal" is a banger

[@melaniehall8848]

So glad I found this

[@carrissamcwilliam5757]

Watching from Manchester, England. Really funny set mate. Will be sharing. Much love from here in the UK 👏❤

[@chrismcomedy]

Manchester! Loved gigging there back in the day

[@rebecca.menashe]

Love this!

[@Daniel-zn3xh]

Great job Chris !

[@roses2ndborn]

Refreshing material and very funny 😂

[@chrismcomedy]

Thank you 🙏🏻

[@MycoMoat]

Great entertainment!! Excited for your next adventure!!

[@baleighmorey1626]

Awesome special! Thank you ❤

[@chrismcomedy]

Glad you liked it!

[@AlannaBennett]

Can’t waaaait!!

[@emilykim5069]

sooo funny 😂😂😂

[@shararosenwinkel8614]

Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@jordantoronto863]

What an awesome show! One of my new favorites!!!

[@chrismcomedy]

Thank you!

[@jmreyes57]

"breezy butthole" I laughed so hard! Please come to the Seattle area!

[@anacaicedomacia]

Wonderful special! 😂❤

[@chrismcomedy]

Thank you!

[@shailishafai3295]

Brilliant 😂

[@florestinewatkins7674]

Love your set.😊 Actually laughed out loud 😂

[@chrismcomedy]

Thanks for watching!

[@delf-rx9dy]

Wow, good newbie! Love it!

[@chrismcomedy]

Thank you! 😊

[@maccoll3644]

Excellent! You are a very funny man. It flowed beautifully, well-written and funny all the way through. Thanks!

[@chrismcomedy]

Thank you!

[@JuneKG231]

Hahaha! That vax card as “proof” joke was spot on!!! Omg wow

[@randabutters9967]

I laughed so much I have tears

[@chrismcomedy]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@C8zzzD]

😂😂😂 Great set! Loads of gems and stories, loved rotisserie burglar😂 Subbed, new from the Netherlands!

[@chrismcomedy]

Ha! Thanks for the kind words. Love 🇳🇱 thank you for creating Dennis Bergkamp

[@melaniehall8848]

😂😂 can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@chrismcomedy]

😂

[@user-dy2qd1oj5v]

My favorite comedian so far 😂😂I gotta catch a show

[@chrismcomedy]

Please come along! Mailing list for all that info is on my website.

[@beatwizerd1976]

Shit what a funny fucking show from start to finish. Loved the closing joke that was a good one to finish on. Fuck Yes dude!! Awesom

[@chrismcomedy]

Thanks so much for watching and glad you enjoyed

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Isn't it just the most profound irony how dumb fish are, even though they travel around in a group called a school?

[@slimbopp4924]

Cheers Chris! That's cheered me right up this morning!!!

[@chrismcomedy]

thanks Slim!

[@user-ft2bt9kw7x]

I loved Babysitting Trevor . More please

[@chrismcomedy]

Uncle Trev!

[@user-ft2bt9kw7x]

@@chrismcomedy I love Trev he’s very close to my heart

[@jagwaronline]

An excellent break from Coldplay!

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

I think we should all agree to call the nurses who work in the basements of clubs "Resurrection Specialists".

[@leenb.7936]

Doggie hitman 😂😂😂 Edit: fun fact: the ‘doggie hitman’ mark in the video wasn’t the peak of the comedy, nearly choked myself trying not to make a sound or move my body, I swear this is not an exaggeration, my lung (or breast muscles?) are aching right now from holding my laughs (traumatized cat on my lap, no moving or sound is essential atm in her recovery) Me wearing noice canceling headphones isn’t the best situation for a successful comedy show, I need my cat to wear one 😂😂

[@user-dy2qd1oj5v]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my stomach

[@skyforce6]

LOL

[@MatthewSmith-cp3hu]

hilarious

[@chrismcomedy]

thank you!

[@Aeonshield]

I see myself as a ground adjacent comedian

[@JuneKG231]

Hahaha “i just want justice in the world”

[@chrismcomedy]

😂😂

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Our realtor found out I'm a stand up comedian, and waited for us to sign our offer and hand her the check before she said, "Oh, and I have to disclose a couple of things, by law. The house is haunted because it's built on sacred burial ground, and the previous owners rented to people who died in the home." Apparently she and my wife were in cahoots, because they both laughed immediately, before I could respond. But I said, "Oh, you're having me on, are you? OK, well, then I guess we'll have to sort out the little girl I kept seeing around the house on our tour."

[@ShadySheev]

31:39 Jim Jefferies wants his Having-a-Baby joke back but otherwise nice stuff.

[@Vincentthecatsings]

Nice getting vaccinated

[@AddictiveSin]

Laughed a lot. Get an abortion like a responsible adult unless you get famous enough to buy a house for 30 million in 25 years when your kid is getting suicidail being stuck at home with no future. Otherwise hilarious, subscribed and liked, keep it up!

[@AddictiveSin]

Fund the police!!! They should be working for the people, not private companies!!! Also change the laws so they stop harassing people and can actually be held accountable...

[@nightcat87]

Thank you for posting this on KZbin bro. Very good show.

[@chrismcomedy]

Thanks so much for watching 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@daishikaze3986]

So you moved to LA, I had wondered why we haven't see you in Edinburgh for a long time. The Bachelor Party in Vegas, I have to ask.....on one of those nights did y'all go to Medieval Times and if so was someone high on way way too many mushrooms?

[@chrismcomedy]

ahaha. That was a a different stag do there! This stag do happened the year before the Excaliber one!

[@daishikaze3986]

@@chrismcomedy So you were at the Excaliber one as well? Ok :D

[@velroneramdon2289]

Not all of them are manly some does not know their genders. 😂😂

[@shaneimler641]

The rhyme Happy Wife Happy Life was made up by women to make sure that the men did all they could to make their women happy. While those women do not give a damn about their husbands. The saying should be Happy House Happy Spouse. That way it would try to remind the women that their husbands deserve to be happy as well, but the wives still would not care about their men. They will do something to make their husbands happy only if will benefit them the same or more than their husbands.

[@equality4usall]

I was in total agreement with you until you started saying women still wouldn't care about their men. I'm sorry you've personally had a bad experience with women but you're just wrong! "happy spouse happy house" is a phrase I thought I made up in my house😂😂😂 it's 2024 people should take care of eachother and pull their weight in the relationship. Also, make sure you're treating eachother with respect. No one wants to take care of anyone who treats them bad. Good luck to you! - F,38 yrs old, married 21 years

[@equality4usall]

I'm sorry, I can tell some women have caused you a lot of pain but that's your personal experience. I literally thought I made up "happy spouse happy house" 😂😂😂 cuz I use it in my house. My advice: make sure you're doing your part, treat them with respect (we've never called eachother a bad name and we cuss like sailors lol) no one wants to take care of someone who is mean to them! Don't give up. Be the best you and she'll come along 😊 from a 38 yr old F married 21 years from Vegas and we still like eachother! 😂 of course we love but liking someone for 21 years is a different story😂😂 better luck to you ✌️

[@kregpeterman3145]

Right wing podcast? Now you know why no one has heard of you.

[@davidhanby7156]

Terrible. Other chris Martin is funnier