'Don't want another of those screaming red rabbit things.' Oh, Chris Morris.
@chriskaprys6 жыл бұрын
Can you tell what's just before that line? I was trying to figure out what she says on her way out. "Don't really want spot cream." or "Better be spot cream."
@barrywonderdog6 жыл бұрын
"Bloody better be spot cream"
@jshaers969 жыл бұрын
'You know, you're gonna be reported for trying to muck around in her squishy'. Bloody hell, what a line for Kevin Eldon.
@redmilkcrate13 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell. I work as a radiographer and my girlfriend is an A&E nurse. This is exactly how some people actually are with health professionals. Some people are so thick and so full of themselves that the way they behave in a hospital is the same as a school playground, and if they don't understand something then they mock it.
@MrRorySteel3 жыл бұрын
It funny coz it true!!
@nacekozo3 жыл бұрын
You wrote this 10 years ago - nowadays your comment applies to many more things
@rickdeckard1075 Жыл бұрын
@@nacekozo no it doesnt. the commentator was never a radiographer, has no girlfriend, and is paid to generate these asinine lies to create filler content. same as you.
@TelecastPropellor965 жыл бұрын
2:40 'Bloody better be spot cream. Don't want another one of them screaming red rabbit things.'
@buckbumble3 жыл бұрын
“It just makes a bit of foam” Dead ☠️ 🤣
@phuckaducker50707 жыл бұрын
Just a bit a foooam!
@ThePrice813 жыл бұрын
"When dreadful duty leads you to the place where you have stored it. And when you walking dog, and call the children "He won't bite" then see them run, deranged by what you're dragging round and have been since you found him, eyeless stiff and putrid after seven months of "Oh, I wonder where he's got to?" Then welcome mmm, who born dead through your own arse, welcome. In Jaaaam"
@yoEShuffle10 жыл бұрын
"We will report you for trying to muck around in her squishy"
@geekymarianne12 жыл бұрын
You should look up Jam's "Thick People" sketch - "We specialise in providing thick people for jobs that they're particularly good at. Arguments - thick people are very good at winning arguments, because... they're too thick to realise that they've lost."
@ericconnor8419 Жыл бұрын
2022. These people are in charge now.
@tdurb08 жыл бұрын
That song right at the VERY start, Autumn Leaves (Irresistible Force Mix) by Coldcut is just beautiful.
@krunkle513610 ай бұрын
"You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!" "Hye-eh-eh-eh-eah! You're not a doctor, you're a wanker!"
@SpecialDewi7 жыл бұрын
This is so funny to me because there are people who are that clueless & stupid but do something important like have children, it's actually highlighting the way stupid people feel entitled to be right when people are genuinely giving them helpful advice.
@zerolubin5 жыл бұрын
they need from society - it would be kinder.
@MagikGimp5 жыл бұрын
There's two of them right here- David and Gerry...
@vosteove5 ай бұрын
I feel like the cast of Jam were uniquely good at regional UK accents.
@oliverhayhoe7 жыл бұрын
Christ I miss Jam
@TheHolandos11 жыл бұрын
Ever amusing, ever unsettling.
@macstar20106 жыл бұрын
dont know how they kept a straight face making this
@whatever999ization3 жыл бұрын
Well, the couple did laugh but I know what you mean!
@zerolubin5 ай бұрын
Majority of voters in this country.
@upyourtits13 жыл бұрын
You just want to feel my twit
@duncandunorlan91668 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this. In fact, I want to have it's baby...sorry...screaming red rabbit thing.
@DCSIGNR12 жыл бұрын
Very funny but very very sinister. The comedy accent is exactly the same as that of Fred and Rose West. Chris Morris must have definitely known this.
@banjopink44095 жыл бұрын
Well he must do now that you've brought it up.
@nodiggity94723 жыл бұрын
Fred West was Chris Morris' Uncle.
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen8124 Жыл бұрын
I thought that immediately! The thing is, Fred West was actually obsessed with "abortions" and pregnant women and did a lot of his own "examinations" on his pregnant victims. Knowing this makes this sketch feel sinister lol
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze10 ай бұрын
It's just a generic Cotswolds/West Country accent and the Wests were from the Cotswolds.
@john8451Ай бұрын
@@WilliamSmith-mx6zeAs was Julia Davis!
@youresuchajerk15 жыл бұрын
or better still, preparing her accent for the beautious nighty night!
@Mankind08114 жыл бұрын
All three of these people were in I'm Alan Partridge.
@garwoc2166 жыл бұрын
Mankind081 these corridors!
@LAnonHubbard5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure this is from Chris Morris' Jaaaaaaaaaaaam? It looks like a snippet of last night's episode of GP - Behind Closed Doors.
@yolandapiotrowicz8 жыл бұрын
Julia davis is so funny
@Zero_Ninety5 жыл бұрын
This is how a lot of people are now.
@pukabowers14 жыл бұрын
best sketch ever
@Pining_for_the_fjords8 жыл бұрын
This couple reminds me of Wayne and Waynetta Slob in Harry Enfield and Chums, only much thicker.
@adamtzsch11 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris isn't using an accent; Kevin Eldon and Julia Davis are.
@paulstearne111 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is I totally believe you 100%. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
@cosmicbaggy9637 Жыл бұрын
It doesn't! It just makes a bit of foam! 😂
@tjnz3 жыл бұрын
Rubbin yourself up
@roboosh11 жыл бұрын
as my comment stated. Its my opinion that the commonly held opinion, is true. English is beautiful, it often needs re-reading.
@edwardwilliammorris1340 Жыл бұрын
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
@ognibandyrrah13 жыл бұрын
the most un-nerving and ground breaking comedy of an age...chris morris hit his peak with jam...from the early days of "on the hour" through to "four lions", the man has been a force for change in how comedy and satire are viewed, and yet you ask the man / woman in the street who he is and you get blank stares...WHY?...and just listen to any of his interviews, he's right on the money about his "art" while the detractors cry foul...comedy genius?....i should say so....
@Mankind08114 жыл бұрын
@NewYorkDontLoveMe The doctor was Alan's girlfriend Sonja (Amelia Bullimore). The man was the weird racist guy in the Linton Travel Tavern Mike Sampson (Kevin Eldon). The other woman was Kate the posh recovering drug addict Alan is on the radio show with (Julia Davis).
@lotusbandicoot2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm saying this but Stereolab brought me here
@banjopink44095 жыл бұрын
This is why I didn't become a GP.
@LOCKEYJ2 жыл бұрын
* foam * 🤣
@carverbrian14 жыл бұрын
au contraire good sir, it's quite funny...
@marcuswalters80933 жыл бұрын
Funny....no adverts on these....
@TheEviIOyo9 жыл бұрын
must be from the south
@clarev79313 ай бұрын
The problem with stupid people is that they are too stupid to realise that they're stupid. Try having an argument with one and it's so excruciating that you always end up backing down.
@agdgdgwngo6 жыл бұрын
It doesn't! Just makes a bit of foam!! Didn't realise its that guy till I saw him grubbed up again. He's on Game of Thrones a LOT
@anhamall11 жыл бұрын
an opinion can not ever be considered true or false, it's merely an opinion
@zaprese4 жыл бұрын
He would have been great as a Hobbit.
@clive70923 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff. But there's got to be a law against the Mayor of Dereham (Norfolk, UK) and his wife being filmed during a doctor's appointment.
@Kris.G4 жыл бұрын
Poor Dr Alison Basingstoke.
@roboosh11 жыл бұрын
I've lived near and worked with many west country folk. Yet to meet one with an IQ in the double digits. I still hold hope, but the swot to twot ratio is scary.
@simonatford112 жыл бұрын
I could be offended because of the portral of West County people but I'm not because it's funny.
@Dekoherence-ii8pw10 ай бұрын
That's EXACTLY the right approach to humour 🙂 If it's funny, it's funny! 👍👍
@imlan12314 жыл бұрын
@Carbonego I don't understand that last line. Is she saying its happened before or something? :P
@imlan12314 жыл бұрын
Seems so obvious now :P Love this show. Appeals to my sense of humour...is that wrong?
@banjopink44095 жыл бұрын
It sort of is wrong quite a lot really.
@anhamall11 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you are confused, Swindon is not technically the 'west country'
@vermilliongecko6 жыл бұрын
Oh I dunno, they drink cider and talk like pirates....
@TheMightyAntar3 жыл бұрын
Wow, doesn't this remind you of Trump and bleach
@gorgolyt14 жыл бұрын
screamy red rabbits aarrrgh
@redlady9355 жыл бұрын
Sorry I am being as thick as them but what does that mean?
@erikfreitas70932 жыл бұрын
@@redlady935 referring to a newborn baby, implying that she has given birth before but didn’t understand that it was a baby coming out of her
@carverbrian15 жыл бұрын
Ha ha if not for the accents I would think they were form the American south! They know better than to believe all them fancy educated doctors with their "science"!
@banjopink44095 жыл бұрын
You only mock whites
@urbanimage4 жыл бұрын
Brexit voters.
@Kris.G4 жыл бұрын
You
@Dekoherence-ii8pw10 ай бұрын
"Brexit voters". Oh please. You middle class snobs really need to get a life.
@SeeDaRipper...11 жыл бұрын
*farts*
@jerryrilea10182 жыл бұрын
Thanks for everything! Here’s a little something for fun: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5bVaKOjjbuba6s
@tommylee53755 жыл бұрын
Brexit party supporters.
@Kris.G4 жыл бұрын
Jeez, salty much?
@JoshB3333 жыл бұрын
lol whut
@Baelish-fx7ew2 жыл бұрын
haha cope
@fruitcake4t6 жыл бұрын
whats a squishy?
@TelecastPropellor966 жыл бұрын
a well-foamed twat
@Dekoherence-ii8pw10 ай бұрын
It's obvious isn't it?
@eddyedwards62732 ай бұрын
Mmm whats funny about this?
@MetalAaron14 жыл бұрын
this isn't funny.
@prestonbangify3 жыл бұрын
don't laugh then
@vermilliongecko5 ай бұрын
Au contraire.
@magnuskallas Жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to sell genders to "trans" in 2023?
@dodec8449 Жыл бұрын
It's actually transphobic people being the man and woman in this sketch.