Denzel On Denzel | Ep. 142 - Lifeline

[@jtf123Butch]

Damn matt lookin like a lost 2010s sailor who caught a sea bird to eat, but then it was just chris

[@jaybrack7272]

Matt can’t be serious with the outfits he wears as a 40+ year old man right?

[@BenjiVerdu]

WTF I've always thought Chris looked like a Seagull 😂

[@teejay3698]

Hey be funnier

[@ctatum_]

@@jaybrack7272a white shirt and denim jacket? kayy

[@Trippydraugr]

Comment lookin like a failed joke that thought it was funny

[@MrChoobsabre]

Matt's little "don't" during the license plate bit was too good

[@trapblaster1]

Came here to say this

[@CR_22]

Angry bank teller almost killed Chris I got concerned 😂

[@Chris-P]

Denzel On Denzel- worst law firm

[@evanmackey2982]

Chris being ridiculous is the funniest shit of all time. And Matt thinking he’s a dickhead is the best.

[@Kristo0oOo0o00o]

Angry DMV employee ended me 😂

[@LittyJonez]

Bro …. Matt is so underrated 😂 he’s been on fire lately talking sh*t to Chris I can’t even breathe 😂 ….. when he says “you said nothing” I know EXACTLY what he means 😂……

[@Only1Capi]

Angry Bank Teller is hilarious bro 😂😂😂😂

[@kimmothy69]

I'm crying.

[@NickjMis]

33:17 chris going on about this brown af fat back car is absolutely killing me😂😂😂

[@lkhan11]

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[@stownrt61]

Matt should replace erik on the golden hour

[@PatrickMacNabb]

Brenden*

[@NickjMis]

I watch these monday mornings and the whole lifeline crew gets me through the glooms of Mondays

[@TAStormChasing]

"This podcast hits swooo arrddd" -JCVD

[@Kenpachi_White707]

So oooorrrrdddd.

[@thomaslastname3070]

Sannatta Barbara 'Arbor Inn

[@checksoverstripes2498]

This podcast had a lot of ‘eart

[@thefutureisrobot]

“The angry bank teller” 😂

[@andeezysosleezy]

I walk in to the shower too, I make sure the water is the temperature I want with my hand and then step in. I thought that was the normal way😂

[@trevorforrest352]

So I'm at work and I'm sicker than shit dude, sickinnit! Don't wanna work, wanna go to behhhh. But my boss isn't here today so I get to listen to the new episode, eeeEEEYYYES dude!!

[@devinlowe9575]

“Do you like get into the left side or right side “ ommmg that’s such a groundbreaking podcast question !

[@summre007]

Chris NAILED it about men in convertibles 💀

[@HextozaGaming]

this podcast is awesome, greetings from bulgaria

[@jaejae444]

Chris & Matt with the throwbacks 😌🔥🔥🤣

[@octavefuzz.]

45:45 nice editing let's juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust not show the thing

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

The hardest I laughed this ep was when Macho said, "SO ONE'S TAKEN. TWO? ............. is............. available."

[@dougfreshly]

33:08 Chris's laughing and coughing from how dumb the joke is wild 😂😂😂

[@pb6270]

It says this was uploaded 12 minutes ago how did you even do that

[@TaragonHelos]

@@pb6270 a wizard

[@PuttinOnTheRiffs]

“We’ll write you down for that” from a cop 😂😂

[@Animo84]

Met Chris D’Elia early in his career after a show and he was hella nice. At the end of some of his shows he would do an encore of that napoleon dynamite dance. He is also a certified forklift driver but obviously his career to a great turn. Cool cat.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Regarding the new moms questioning her friendships I actually was in a similar situation but my friends had babies about a year before I did and had very different priorities. They actually continued going to bars every weekend and got babysitters and I actually babysat for them while pregnant so Idk why I expected them to change after I had my daughter. Every weekend they would try to convince me to just leave my daughter with a babysitter and go to the bar with them. Eventually I turned them down enough that they stopped asking.

[@briarleyklassen3008]

Chris I hope you never stop doing the Jay Z bits 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@noktin]

No! Chris did NOT say he'd rather drive the ugliest car ever made, the PT Cruiser, than a Z3. NO! Absolutely not!

[@9oo6e]

Ngrydmv had me fucking crying 😭

[@CR_22]

That guy for sure dries off before he showers too 😂

[@r_morts4384]

I am crying laughing. “Poke” 😅

[@NicknNick99]

100 percent David Sullivan is the one who texted Chris during the episode

[@Tater1992]

Good way to kick things off on a Sunday!

[@SupergoodStudios]

YES!

[@MrChoobsabre]

@@Tater1992 the only way, really

[@KerioFive]

17:50 My cousin came over and did that with my shower, there was a ton of water next to the toilet and the mat where you are supposed to stand was dry, some people are just dumb

[@justinquiambao7773]

Chris just follow the driving rules like the rest of bro

[@angmillz6559]

Side note - Chris those are the best sunglasses you’ve had. Keep em uh yeeeeesssss!

[@italicpigeon]

Couple of 10s calling in and matt doesn't say a word. But as soon as a reject from the addams family dials in, "My God so beautiful!"

[@katietyson1090]

The killing the fly comment save the first 20 minutes on this podcast love you Matt

[@sbeeoutdoors4909]

You guys keep me in good spirits when times are tough. Matt's looking jacked.

[@BipolarBear713]

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH NARCISSISTIC TOXIC SH*T KRISTEN ENSURES DAILY. CHRIS SHOWS ASTRONOMICAL TRAITS OF THE DARK TRIAD.

[@melissasalsbury4705]

I had a boyfriend who took half an hour to brush his teeth. He'd go and do other stuff and never had any foam left to spit out, which makes me think he swallows it, eh so disgusting.

[@DeeloGoodquest]

Could be worse… 🤷🏻

[@thatguy9807]

Time for a frinkin' good time yall!

[@patzimmusic]

Y'all are the best

[@mdwsb]

"I look at him and he does this." Cut to Matt

[@TheSupaaMan]

Angry bank teller had me in a choke hazard

[@katietyson1090]

The one day matt have multiple hats always would have came in handy.

[@tjvuuren8136]

Thank god Matt addressed Chris’ inexplicable shirt.

[@bradyjamesmusic]

I think Matt keeps Chris in a bird cage and only lets him put for podcasts

[@jaybrack7272]

Listening to 2 guys giving life advice that have never been through any real life experience is wild. But it is what it is I guess

[@DeeloGoodquest]

How do they have no life experience?

[@intendedviewer922]

I wish i didnt watch these on spotify while in my car.. its even better when you watch the video!!

[@jackhowardthesuffolkviking7705]

Always walk into the water

[@riarose4292]

I definitely was not sitting here listening to this trying to see how I would flip someone off …😂

[@Milessss12234]

12:20 “yo bro….ew” 😂 That did suck

[@JP-dx8xt]

Ya wanna slip in it? You're the best Chris!

[@FanYarnla]

43:19 if this person talks any slower I’m going to go postal

[@DeeloGoodquest]

😂😂🫡 respectfully raging in the comments.

[@605gbird]

it's my birthday!!! Yay meeee

[@SupergoodStudios]

Happy birthday!

[@605gbird]

@ Thanks guys!!!

[@giri.goyo_yt]

"Ah, Reeks Of Insecurity" - Alternate Title.

[@rickypereira4621]

13:45 And low and behold! LMAO

[@brysonjamison3388]

41:45 the fact that she’s walking around the house brushing is crazy

[@MrChoobsabre]

@@brysonjamison3388 it's a bit crazy, but I will more likely remember that this random guy puts toothpaste raw into his mouth as the first step because that's just not something that humans would ever do, I think he wins

[@shaeanemusic]

56:04 IMAGINE IT WAS CALLED POKE 😭

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Should be called “Hard Poke”

[@Sam-q7j4g]

Dear Chris, Congratulations on the new RS6 wagon, phenomenal vehicle checking the boxes of looks, practicality, and performance. L on your take regarding Corvette owners unless you’re referring to the C8 in which case it’s a toss up on whether or not the owner is a loser. Sincerely, Car People

[@rodolfonava985]

Finally found someone who hates roadsters just as much as me

[@melissasalsbury4705]

I failed my driving test on a right. Didnt turn my neck to look at my blind spot, even tho i saw nobody there coming into the turning lane. Busted

[@Rogue-B]

I have to walk into the shower under the water side (which I don't like) because the other side is next to the toilet so there's less room 🤷‍♀

[@thefinestgames]

34:57 Always makes me laugh when people are surprised nobody wants to be around kids and deal with their bs. It's not their fault you decided to be a mom and they have no obligation to make your friendship work. You're in a different stage in life than your friends. They did nothing wrong. You caused this.

[@thefutureisrobot]

Can we get some original questions for a change? License plates… really dude?.. for the fifth time..

[@SupergoodStudios]

Call in!

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

I strongly feel that Patrick Swayze is and was the only person that can get away with the 'come here' finger gesture.

[@ladywan_kenobi666]

44:47 Matt roasting her lol

[@racheller8753]

49:10 hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing 😅

[@zachgonzales9522]

Im a musician and ive been playing shows for at least 10 years now and have never dealt with that at a show or gig. Ive dealt with people requesting songs and being stubborn about that but never once have I had anyone come up and ask to sing a song or something like that unless it was already planned before hand. Am I the only one that thinks that seemed kinda unusual?

[@DeeloGoodquest]

I played for 10 years professionally and that NEVER happened. Probably would have let it happen if it ever did. 😂 That guy didn’t really strike me as a musician either. Maybe he was just bullshitting or something.

[@zachgonzales9522]

@@DeeloGoodquest Ya either that or dressing it up in a certain way. Like asking the question as if he deals with it during public performances when he may actually be dealing with that in a more personal setting, like at the place he practices or something. We could probably both agree that does happen in other settings for sure.

[@DeeloGoodquest]

@@zachgonzales9522 Hahaha, yeah for sure. There was always that guy.

[@TaragonHelos]

that license plate was insane

[@connorcash1033]

My childhood bathroom had the toilet on the left side so your either have to get in from the shower head side or sneak around the toilet which in my mind is the lesser option

[@bgliveshow]

Advice for the musician who keeps getting ambushed by audience members wanting to crash his show. 48:53 Say something like, “Yeaaaah sorry, this is not that type of venue. We had horrible experiences in the past with that. Since then, management only wants the approved and contracted band members to perform here.” Smiling while saying it is optional. 🤘😑🎸 You’re welcome!

[@JPitt1070]

The girl talking about liking a guy more when they reject them is correct but also suh deeper

[@diannawilliams6923]

Matt, shave the mustache or grow a full beard. Why? You don’t look good in a mustache.

[@ismaelisaiasramirez]

Sorry every other man on Earth, no one gets more umbrellas out than this guy. *points to himself

[@jondaniel6948]

i hope Matt's ok. shit sucks 😕

[@xDMG15x]

Congrats to the guy who flipped off his mate, your demeanour in the video completely threw me off and i almost didn’t realise you were actually the one flipping off your mate.

[@HereticPlays]

camera work at 45:50 bro come on chris is doing a physical bit and you are switched on Matt.

[@racheller8753]

56:49 You done, did it! These lyrics are so ignorant, it's hilarious!

[@brandonhooper37]

I know a guy named cameron that went to prison. After he got out he put his nickname on social media as camWOW. What a dbag 😂.

[@Bigtea33]

Damn kinda early

[@j0nall3n]

I wonder what Chris is actually thinking when adult males call in and imitate his catch phrases. Also, what the heck is a cuda?

[@Jpetersson]

Is that the "Super Deluxo-kid" ??????? It´s so ORD to tell!!!!

[@thomaslastname3070]

BREEEEEOOOOW

[@katietyson1090]

Answer to the first question, his name is H Foley. 💛

[@patrickcrosson5384]

...Don't.

[@DeniseKittrell]

Row Row Row your boat 🥸🎶

[@racheller8753]

19:10 I get in on the water side too!! 🥴🙃

[@MrChoobsabre]

@@racheller8753 I get in that way too because I'm a tall drink of water, if I get in on the shower head side the way I have to maneuver is infinitely more bitch

[@bigfathadoken7246]

21:18 knuckles half up is absolutely the worst and for psychopaths

[@mattboudreaux2471]

Walks under the water 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@funnydonor9484]

How does Matt make his money to live and eat and thrive? I know he makes some money now in the past couple years with Lifeline and the Patreon. But before that, was he just on allowance from his Dad? I’m not being a dick. I really don’t know

[@Getyoahh]

S’dick but he was writing and producing

[@Caliran2000]

Not your business at all. With the time you have asking that you must be unemployed yourself

[@funnydonor9484]

@ I have a small business. Lawn care

[@Getyoahh]

@@Caliran2000 you lost bc you assumed he’s unemployed

[@Getyoahh]

@@funnydonor9484 not your business at all tho

[@SevA-p7z]

25:41 Bro, tell me about it. I wanted to make a submission about this as well. Thanks for doing it for me. I can't stand custom license plates. It's like you gotta keep reading it and then think and then be like what was the purpose? Then you gotta be like is that what they really meant? Just no custom license plates. Should be a law.

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

I will never understand people who want their friends to be better friends. Eh spin move and pick different friends.

[@DeeloGoodquest]

Hahahaha!

[@Husapalooza]

Both dressed like middle schoolers

[@MaxLee-k4d]

Bro Chris that rs6 ain't shit compared to a new corevette😂😂😂 a corvette is so much faster and have you ever rode in a convertible??? It's the funnest thing in the world

[@bheath1336]

R&B robot 🤖@ 57:02

[@doobydippy553]

Worstshirtiveeverseenchris

[@tylerlocke3776]

36:20 Chris looks like an angry buzzard.

[@johnnyutahgetmetwo]

Who’d of thought that Chris would of been the one to fully go crazy with their midlife crisis over Matt’s rubber ass. What on earth is he wearing. He’s a father of two (in L.A mind you so that totally tracks actually) wearing something that only a person void of comprehension in regards to introspective sanity would wear. Guy is literally more rubber than Matt.

[@CR_22]

Oh girl… mhmm 😂

[@gabrielleyoung1097]

I go in the water in the way you hate 😢