Wet Knees (145) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@nutsbutdum]

Butters is not an incel...he's got baby mamas for Christ's sake. Put some respek on his name!!!

[@bobbybush1750]

Butter's is fucking *GANGSTER*

[@PsychiCorey]

Respek😂😂

[@danielstudart2062]

Hatecha

[@gamerjamson]

He's got a fat belly.

[@cooperfranco]

@@bobbybush1750 ...…. he fucked.

[@Nicephore]

"I was running outside my house 'cause there was like an, uh.. an incline," Incline? Hmmmmmmm. S'called a hill.

[@GseWorldwide]

Chris, thank you for your podcasts man. Im a very sheltered guy who is pretty lost in life, I have no friends at all so your solo podcast give a cool personal vibe. You help me stay positive and give me an outlook for the future, Much love and respect.

[@glitchfreak316]

Come over

[@timf7813]

go outside my baby

[@dennydarkko]

Love your avi

[@commonbroadcaster]

Life rips

[@NuttyMongrel]

yeah Chris's positive vibe is a nice change from a lot of other comics

[@ShawnBlaque]

Chris talking shit about naptime but it's really just cause he was scared to sleep lol Freddy's comin' for ya

[@TrevorEst1994]

Seven eight. Better stay up late

[@jvillzy]

But get a shirt with more diamonds on it though.. y'know?

[@stevenbrooks164]

Chris D’Elia: “Be you always. Don’t dress as someone else.” Also, Chris D’Elia: “Dress up as me for Halloween and send pics and tag me. Kay see ya.” Eeeeeeeeeeeh

[@Guts.After.Eclipse]

Tried to. Couldn't get my shoulders to span different time zones.

[@jeepz669]

S'grandslam

[@gamerjamson]

This comment is the equivalent to dressing up as Jay Z for Halloween.

[@the_granola_gangster7338]

Steven Brooks Hahahah he said the same thing to me about my son! My son ended up on his story eating an eraser. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@DeadGrenadier]

James Morgan youre a dumbass arent’cha

[@brett_polley]

"whatever, it doesn't matter" - Chris D'elia this is how i will win every argument from now on

[@jacobwallace8097]

Bro pls do more Aussie impersonations, that made my week 😂

[@tristianjohnson4289]

Jacob Wallace he legit went into it like he’s been Australian all his life 💀

[@RomeHam]

"What is it a boy or girl? At least tell us." 😂😂

[@gamerjamson]

Blue smoke crikee!

[@rebecam.8397]

Laughed so hard

[@chukkie_chukkie]

Love Delia's face of intent right at the end, as he swings the mic away!!

[@MegaJonny54321]

PLEASE COME BACK CHRIS I MISS YOU

[@crypticraps]

Butters is a Chad

[@GreyFoxling]

LMAO

[@IvanB-tq4fl]

He's what incels should aspire to be

[@joetdf3478]

Best part is always figuring out where the titles come in. I love it

[@simonmaclean7530]

Watching this instead of doing my homework! Gonna fail my class! Still worth it! Can't put a price tag on a silly goose time!

[@videogamer65]

Chris, recently found your stand up specials on Netflix and couldn't get enough. Now, I've recently come across your podcast and I have to say you are the best comedian I've ever seen, and the first to connect with my sense of humor that not a lot of people connect to. Your humor, outlook on life, and positive attitude has helped me so much with my own emotional issues, and for that, I say thank you. Can't wait to see you in LA when you perform again. Let's build this log cabin of silly-gooseness together man, life rips. From Cameron, a fan.

[@daboysheesh9306]

I live for when butters interrupts 😅😂😂😂

[@SneakyBadness]

I love how much he loves when others laugh

[@BesidetheDyingFire]

I would honestly watch a whole podcast that was just Chris texting and doing commentary about the messages; that shit was hysterical.

[@benpenrice765]

Love how he transforms into the radio voice half way through the show announcements

[@j5castro]

18:12 Juan Frye has the smallest “Shh”

[@mcgregor-hy1eu]

Chris “crazy legs” D’elia

[@trevorforrest352]

That shirt better be some sort of subliminal message about TMP coming back...

[@lowellstheformat]

Chris "Diamond Drill Face" Delia

[@trevorforrest352]

Chris "I don't have a nickname cuz I'm raw and whatchya see is whatchya get" D'Elia

[@Freddy_v]

Bonkey’s oh my god! You’re a genius. THEY AREE! Good eye holy shit 💯

[@Tupemo]

Watching from Finland, and I'll tell you, Bernie is very reasonable and level headed.

[@bradyosborne3986]

11:25 - 12:30 Chris perfectly explains why the new Joker movie is a brilliant film that actually addresses some of the real issues we face as a society today. Instead of the media using this movie to push these issue to the forefront, they do they opposite. Chris gets it

[@linziRyan1965]

Brady Osborne dude. Yes. I loved this.

[@lechence]

Hey Chris. You are by far my favorite comedian. From a french Canadian Baby!

[@tyler2059]

That Hi C story was actually Damien Monroe not Chris D’Elia

[@stivesyy]

Lmfao

[@SmokinKlocks]

I noticed too 😬

[@sherpaderpdingo3405]

I thought it sounded familiar

[@dachers1238]

Oh man that whole part at 30:09 had me dying

[@tylerbealke1015]

Never thought I would be this entertained watching someone text. Haha I’m lovin it

[@AmalAmal]

watching you cradle butters the way you’ll cradle our future kids was super satisfying.

[@metalligeek093]

JORDAN WITH THE SLAM

[@WillyOrca]

I have Butters' son. His name is Milkdud and you owe 239,000$ in child support.

[@tylerwolfe5372]

Doesn't even make a DENTTTTTTTT

[@therooffairy5979]

@@tylerwolfe5372 you mean DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT

[@Saul-Goodman84]

This is a worse scam than Chris's texting app

[@Aight1Josh]

Bryan Alford whats the scam? Lol

[@sogoodgolf]

‘This One Time’ with Chris D’Elia

[@squidincsquid]

Long live Eli Manning!

[@TheCluelessDrinker]

"The projectile that struck her continued 144 yards through the air and landed in a field". *Headspace commercial plays*

[@danchase3333]

Chris Delia please run for president

[@Demay1311]

I'm glad we have people like Chris to call out pseudomoralisitic outrage culture when he sees it.

[@MarcelPolman]

Your internal anger levels are... noticable

[@mattnykamp]

I really wanna see what it looks like when Chris is sprinting

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Hahaha that would be hella funny

[@sherpaderpdingo3405]

Probably like a bird that cant fly

[@bassist789]

"You wanna compete? You win. Cool. See ya later."

[@SilverByrne]

Chris' Aussie accent is better than mine - and I'm Australian

[@MikeWassermanPoker]

Its impressive!

[@OneEyedCat873]

Lithuania baby here. Thanks for all the laughs. love ya yyyy'basket of cats

[@joeschumacher4884]

33.20 "who's producing it?" Someone needs to do this

[@jayglamx3]

LMFAO

[@adrianruelas1812]

"man becomes more and more bitter each time he makes another episode of his own podcast"

[@coe4514]

We like it that way.

[@gamerjamson]

And you become more of a bitter, poor incel as you tune in each week, checkin on Mondays 🤣

[@adrianruelas1812]

@@Sojaysquad22 I didn't say I'd like it otherwise

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

I'm not sure if you're serious, but if so, I disagree. I've been watching since episode 1, and if anything, he's gotten more optimistic about life and appreciative of his fans.

[@Jor_toons]

Hey @Adrian Ruelas, not true at all lmao. You obviously have only watched a few, if any at all.

[@Tucker93669]

D'Elia coming out hot with the truth for all of us babies. We thank you.

[@minks9220]

Butters is so cute!!!!

[@damien7084]

Not really his dog.

[@josephpeterson20]

If your a hero, then your a hero, and that's the best.

[@spcneary]

“Mom why is dad in jail?” “Because your dad killed aunt Sumatra with a pipe bomb at your gender reveal”

[@tytmoothare]

😂

[@triplea6917]

*45:15** I need a GIF of this, MAKE IT HAPPEN my babies.*

[@narkahtiks3578]

Thanks for the advice on girls Chris. Its crazy how you know so much at such a young age.

[@BTCNSDAP]

Lmao what an oddly prolific comment

[@narkahtiks3578]

Bitcoin Bull thank you

[@sethchapple3289]

Forsure change the shirt.

[@B-RaDD]

I definitely recommend episode 10 if anybody hasn't watched it or just wants to watch it again... Also it's not a video podcast so I guess I mean listen

[@mitchellbowser6764]

B randon preciate’cha

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

Dog on the table, 2 drinks and a long cash app add, this podcast is going off the rails fast and it still DOESN'T MAKE A DEEEEEEEENT!

[@ScrewNickk]

16:28 “BUTTERS STFU YOURE AN INCEL” will be the line I use for whenever my dogs bark

[@RizonielTV]

s'long intro

[@julissaacosta4637]

“If you want people to stop eating people, stop calling them monsters... STEP 1” 🙌🏼

[@yaguabina]

Love what you said about killers/monsters/mental issues.

[@blockhead525]

my boyfriend works for CalFire and has been working on the Maria fire in Ventura since Friday!

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Whens does he get out of prison?

[@blockhead525]

lol.. he's actually an Engineer, but good joke

[@monicacarr3258]

Just came on here to see Butters... I’m Australian and I fully approve of your accent and the half car/half truck is a Ute. Keep it up D’elia.

[@JesseSabatini]

Am I liking this before I watch because I have a car full of kids even though I wanna be s’respectful? Yes! Am I pissed because I wanna watch but they’re all still awake in the parking lot while the boss buys dog food? YES! But life rips because he put out his video on the prescribed Tuesday!

[@Miak85]

the episode is 2 seconds in and I'm already laughing. god, damn silly goose time.

[@benpenrice765]

Australian Chris Dealia is my favourite Chris Dealia

[@anthonym7602]

Seeing a new episode of this always makes me happy. Fuckin love a silly goose time m'babies.

[@s-48group39]

Yo the tumbleweeds across the screen. Art in it's most impressive form

[@alexwillis7980]

Skiing down the nipples and the Aussie impression fucking killed me

[@H3DG3xC043]

i dunno which one it was but that toby keith impersonation was so funny

[@Ganjasmith]

“What is this, kabuki theater?” Hahaha

[@MMCLLC7]

15:54 when he pressed the wrong one, I couldnt stop laughing for 20 seconds

[@btbwilkinson]

I breathed in all this ash and became... THE MAN ON FIRE!!

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

Nah, it's because he was already the man on fire.

[@vivienmartin225]

Bro Chris being excited by his opener being an idiot is soooo relatable

[@AndruJorj]

14:00 - I felt that. That cringe. I felt it from here.

[@Stugotstwo]

Heros get remembered, but Legends never die

[@DarkLinkAD]

Politicians write history, so nah.

[@Stugotstwo]

DarkLinkAD watch a movie smh

[@DarkLinkAD]

@@Stugotstwo Your not getting it.

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

Shout out to butters baby mama for being a real 1 for not filing for child support

[@jeepz669]

Fireman ain't shit, Chris D'Elia is our true superhero

[@EduKEduKEduK]

also butters wins halloween in his lil hooman disguised as a dog costume

[@sdafadfsfsfsdasdfafsdasdfas]

actually one of the better Australian accents I've heard out of America for real

[@sdafadfsfsfsdasdfafsdasdfas]

best***

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Your dog has a bandana. You're one of those people.

[@damien7084]

A woman brings his dogs to his house to hangout their not really his.

[@ESB234]

Favourite time of the week

[@Emster234]

Can't wait to see you tonight Chris!

[@hellooutsiders6865]

Nothing truer has been said than Chris's view on calling someone a monster, you can't help a monster but you can help human beings, or at least try to

[@walterhill2363]

bring butters regularly on every episode!!

[@meilei8716]

I’m not sure if it’s accurate but I dig D’Elias Australian accent.

[@janygrajeda]

I think it’s Canadian no?

[@noschleeptill]

janet grajeda wow, no that is unmistakably Australian unless hearing impaired then it’s a toss up.

[@stuartthomas94]

@@noschleeptill around 25 min. I would agree

[@janygrajeda]

I looked it up he’s of polish and Italian descent born in New Jersey

[@maxlarocque4066]

The wet knees and tumbleweeds had me dying

[@REfanforlife]

just decided to check out the channel and this was up before the blue dot was even over the icon s’excited

[@ntn45]

How angry he gets when someone is stupid! it really makes my week

[@whitelightning2402]

Hey Chris you a middle school wanna be gangster? Shirts s’2009

[@MrRaw4life]

White Lightning like 2005 skater shit.

[@rickkroll]

It's vintage, its archive,and it didnt make a fuckin DENT

[@TwitcyTrain]

Lolololol

[@italianauthority4243]

Oh u were in middle school in 2009 u must be one of them millennial victims he was talkin about

[@whitelightning2402]

Italian Authority I’m 18 so you do the math.

[@MarcelPolman]

7:45 knee control is so important. I’m with that

[@hausmell]

Butters should have his own chair or seat next to chris

[@jmfp21jp]

Congratulations on that intro... S'Netherlands.

[@PsychiCorey]

HA, Chris and I BOTH asked in sex Ed shit, BUT WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD? Coach told me "muscle spasms"😂😂😂 uhhhEHH....

[@C.A.D.]

S'lazy coach

[@intens6920013]

LMAO OFF LITERALLY ! Thanks Chris D’Elia I needed that!!! Even with all this heavy shit I Still have My sense of Humor! If I lost that I would literally lose my mind- This is not a Monster I was just raised by one Laughter Is the best Medicine! And you provide the Best! Especially Now Therapy has Got me fucked Up! (3 visits in)

[@gregorypaulbishopjr1068]

He’s right pepper her with a Lil convo = Snail trail in her seat

[@timdegraw1784]

The ONLY podcast where the host takes 5 minutes to text his friends

[@LilyOfTheTower]

I'd love a cartoon picture of the Hi-C story on a sweatshirt. S'cute!

[@ryanabarca8616]

Chris is the actual embodyment of what a acid trip is like. Dude cannot sit stillto save his life 😂

[@giannagonzales4178]

FourSeven probably cause of all of the iced americanos he drinks 😂

[@disguisedboots]

can you please keep the dog there the whole time next time hes so cute

[@damien7084]

It's not really his dog, Theo Von outed him.

[@GrisGray7]

Lmao you just dropped the dog 🤣 it’s not a cat! 😂😂

[@kljenson43]

all the sudden, WhoOpsee Daisy WET KNEES! hahaha

[@EMBERONVRlol]

Tumbleweed theory is accurate AF!

[@valbona527]

Feel like I’m back in 2009 with this shirt though

[@jakecob864]

Who's producin? XDD I fucking died

[@swoosh6085]

Y'cuda. Walked into this one with zero prep did ya? How'd it work out for ya? I got nothing but tumbleweeds from this one. Congratulations!