Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP81 - I'm Me

[@roses1419]

Yes this is a therapy session and I tune in every week cuz it's the best sesh I can get

[@klimmils]

You order during the podcast, I skip the ads ... Win Win

[@iavor3231]

daddy wearing a shirt that actually fits him? s'cute

[@justinmeade6994]

Rogan as president, Joey as vice, Theo as secretary of defense

[@Alexpav2500]

Justin Meade that would be an awesome movie .

[@odin1311]

Joe Rogan as president would be worse than Trump

[@WaterpoloAGUIRRE12]

Justin Meade Yoo

[@LastbutNotFirst]

no one will be as bad as obama or bush jr. lol

[@JakeyOhsogood]

Bryan Callen minister for education

[@SKEC212]

My dog just threw up today. lol. Best Family Guy episode was roadhouse. And, the "can't touch me" video. Slays.

[@chrismurphy5384]

S'early... but s'late.

[@captainhowdy9297]

s'future guy

[@ohnoyoyo]

s'free c'huuh

[@Pacifiq_Ocean_Music_Live]

This is good. Like the depth and funny, the light and the dark, the Yin of the Yang of life. "It's a circle, it's a circle" Chris Khaled

[@CanadianChestHair]

Literally just made myself a nice salmon, quinoa and broccoli lunch and was excited to sit down and eat it while listening to your podcast. Put the first piece of salmon in my mouth and you start to describe the dog throwing up. I instantly get a piece of broccoli in my mouth to clear the fishy taste from my pallet. You then proceed to talk about your dog Charlie (rip) throwing up some Bobby Gay broccoli! 100% ruined my lunch.

[@Godlymike]

I want salmon now

[@natybats7089]

He's smiling. #BetaComment

[@yaaboyytyysteezyy5935]

You ruined your own lunch just by making what you made sir... lol

[@captainhowdy9297]

same

[@mcoffely]

YaaBoyy TyySteezyy right? Quinoa sucks

[@Greeezy]

If your podcast don't got video then What are we doing. Listening to radio? Eh. Post it.

[@Greeezy]

Hey. Ya got a podcast? Yeah? Post it. Eh.

[@odin1311]

Hey, use your spacebar less.

[@Greeezy]

Brady Lessard and what, save three characters of space? This Twitter? Mmm'I tweetin? Nope. See ya.

[@odin1311]

Y'true baby? Y'learn t'use a keyboard. Turn 'round.

[@xmikex902x]

GIVE US A CALLEN, AND D’ELIA WEEKLY PODCAST!!! 😤😤😤 Maybe Theo too!!!!

[@Sunsetbrunett]

UFC Armchair Cornerman plus Theo and Tom Segura

[@MrHollablack]

fuck callen

[@Cchichester]

I saw him at the Comedy Store last week and he looks so much younger in person

[@jacobkatzmedia]

hey chris..looks like you're going outside recently.. s' proud

[@MegaMetal80]

Everyone needs positive vibes. Chris is no different

[@MADPoltergeist]

Slow the vid down to .75 and listen to what it would sound like if Chris drank and smoked a fat blunt.

[@jimitrabattle4720]

0.5 killed me. Sooooo stoned on the loud!

[@sethchapple3289]

This gave me exstaculations of amazement

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

Seth Chapple same

[@stalebreadzz]

utter extaculations*

[@michaelfrancis8114]

yeah it may as well be called extaculations podcast

[@gaelicmadman]

“I FEEL LIKE COLOR REALLY TOOK OFF IT THE 60’S?”

[@jessibellz6008]

I think I know why he woke up depressed ... "did a benefit last night for a kid that died." Yeah, that'll probably sour your morning. The Thundercats are my favorite team! I really think they're going all the way this year.

[@daveweir4523]

He gets so log cabin in the tall grasses with it just before the questions. I found it to be both quite lovely AND mildly thought provoking.

[@nolackin60617]

RIP Cody the Golden Retriever

[@silenttoxic707]

of course after I gave in and listened to audio only

[@missymc00]

silenttoxic707 same, thought I was the only one

[@supersyaz2871]

Markella C only happens to real babies.

[@TacticalXRays]

Nobody's more unpresidential than Rogan. A guy like him would be fantastic. Surrounded by experts all on loved in discussion and communication towards results

[@angellunsford2741]

I'm dying at the symphony hair pics. So accurate!

[@laurama1991]

OF COURSE HIS GRAMMA’S NAME IS CARMELLA

[@ejshafer]

S'italian

[@Izm_Skizm]

“HEH, HEH, HEH, HEHE!!!!....put it down, put it down, put it down”🔫😂

[@bevrosity]

you dont need to admit anything to anyone but yourself to be absolved. youre the one who has to forgive yourself. nobody else is gonna change that in yourself.

[@Garbagebrain69420]

FINALLY. JUAN FYRE YOU ARE REALLY FIRED THIS TIME

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@drummerlovesthis]

Dude I would completely see a period piece that you're in, even just a skit would be amazing with you in it.

[@d3.production]

i've just watched my first two episodes of undateable. Even in German it's great xD

[@alachance2010]

How do the videos not get taken down for the music? Im worried for ya

[@kranx2690]

They just get demonitezed usually.

[@aarono1800]

27:39 😂 can’t stop laughing

[@davoid3693]

Funny as always man cant get enough

[@esierra5516]

He seemed angrier than usual this time

[@itbammer]

48:30 how do u stand for something when youre sitting

[@DamnboyAintright]

New game... Every time Chris drops an eff bomb, you've got to take a drink.

[@trevorgiant9181]

Chris D`Elia: They Wanted me to Title This. Good name for a special.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Omfg... I fucking lost my shit at 53:00 minute mark about guys fucking each other on the sidewalk hahahahahah xD

[@itzcxhzy]

You were just at Lincoln but I missed it. I wish I would've known!!!

[@jordanolson11]

Love your stuff man.

[@kellymccaughley9957]

What is so funny is I was walking by 3 guys on the sidewalk, around like maybe 4PM and the guys don't move over, I slink by kinda and the one guy puts his hand on my side and says excuse me... like whattt hahaha 52:24

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

How can you not love Chris? This dude's fucking hilarious haha xD

[@TheJtwford]

JUAN FYRE

[@FormulaJuann]

Chris looks like John wick if he were a shitty used car sales man 😂😂😂

[@Addie2103]

Love you Christopher! I do wish KZbin would make a speed level 27 for when you do the adverts though, sorry.

[@youngblack253]

Lincoln Nebraska not Nevada right?

[@nickengert6744]

Shout-out to this episode for being the realest chris ever got, fucking scared me....

[@Senpaisoldier]

New episode out.Yum

[@matthewphillips6366]

We love you too chris keep it up brotha!!!

[@luisaguilar5343]

Tapatio is watered down hot sauce that is a Valentina knock-off, Cholula is watered down Tapatio. Tabasco is the only true restaurant hot sauce.

[@cheerforbeautyxx]

Can you please hold your dogs in one episode? I feel like all the babies would love that

[@novastarcc9321]

I can see it now a grandma in a Fast and Furious scene in a car where Vin Diesel is supposed to be sitting. I see the vision.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Never watched a period piece in my life but watched dirty dancing 100x

[@taheemlewis7627]

chicks dig period pieces involving jude law, and saoirse ronan.

[@brainmushpod]

It's crazy to me that you aren't on the Tapatio train but I respect it.

[@JadenJahci]

"Here's a parachute" -Chris D'Elia

[@stefan-t--]

the grandma comparison was so fucking funny dude

[@michaelp3673]

Ss simply no better pod out thereeee

[@Unz360]

Title for new special: You makin me so Mayad

[@RprinceV]

About that Vin Diesel movie without Vin Diesel, there was actually someone that did that, the last 3 Bruce Lee movies were suposed to be sequels to his first 3 but because Bruce Lee had already died, the producers picked up someone that looked alike for the major fighting scenes and just glued some close ups from Bruce's early movies and they sold three fuckin movies like this

[@gabrielgomez5696]

What watch is he wearing?

[@intendedviewer922]

CHRIS IS ACTION MOVIES! I WANNA SEE IT

[@MaraMash]

Can someone please make a supercut of Chris snorting?

[@islandjsliv4765]

hey man thx your really with it

[@derekd7077]

NETFLIX special title: “Prolonging the BrBr”

[@melindacarpenter9202]

I’m a woman who does not flock to period pieces. Hate that shit. I’m into modern and science fiction. So... guess I’m an outlier. Love you bro!

[@kaseymclahoohoo]

I also saw a guy shitting in the street in San Francisco while I was waiting in line for breakfast. Joy!

[@dylanjohnson8541]

Yeah dude missed you lmfao 💪🏼😎

[@BonnersMonsters]

Sorry for double comment but I think you could play the perfect Casey Jones in a live action TMNT film xD

[@chrisbalodis8982]

Congratulations is amazing

[@mattjonz2873]

I got thrown from a car crash the other day and I pictured myself flopping outta the car like a limp dummy and it mad me laugh my ass off.

[@Pickletown22]

Time to bring him back!

[@njr819]

Lincoln, Nevada huh?

[@DaSimsNetwork]

Open your mind and try new sauces...

[@TreeGod.]

DaSimsNetwork I’m here to tell you off

[@ogracer]

Just sat down to eat my dinner & listen. Talks about dog puking first 10 mins. fml

[@minitzonthesun]

Chris, you look so much like Bob Saget it's crazy. Just younger and sexier.

[@yanavorontsov3761]

Chris, when your leg just propped up in the video... LOL s'flexible / distracting

[@daveweir4523]

I also think that colour really took of in the 60s! Gang gang baby!

[@caseyroberts2058]

Lincoln, Nevada?

[@brysontaylor1223]

Its hard to believe OneFire doesn’t constantly fantasize about back hand slapping chris about three times. Love him tho lol

[@HardNocLyfe]

The Podcast needs something

[@jbtownsend9535]

Where’s da’app?

[@GlobalAwakening1111]

Yay Chris you da man

[@PenRippyJr]

grandma cameo would be gold

[@s.jackson4603]

Chris' insider tip in 2018: FAMILY GUY

[@Xpzilla]

42:09 "hey you're grounded"

[@BuuV666]

Dam.. Who’s here 2020

[@BonnersMonsters]

If you think Family Guy is funny, you gotta see BALLMASTERZ9009. Love that show, and I love your show too :) Awesome cast keep up the great work, thanks for all the epic laughs!

[@Smileyson58]

We have the same pink phone case 👍🏼

[@jacobmrolf]

Best in the game

[@rosebud1878]

When you skip past all the ads and then at the end he’s just on his phone

[@mjkorb]

Lincoln Nevada? Damn I would've went if it was Lincoln Nebraska

[@randomname766]

JOE ROGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2020

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

He's got my vote.

[@LastbutNotFirst]

idiots

[@tupa12]

LastbutNotFirst - voted for trump

[@MrLarrybill]

Tommy Mc way to be the asshole

[@randomname766]

MrLarryBill you misinterpreted what Tommy was saying, as LastbutNotFirst called us idiots for thinking it'd be the shizwiz if joe wass pressiedent so tomm inferred he voted for trump

[@iamvolant946]

25:45 so relatable dude fuck adds i just wanna see how to fucking survive an ice age

[@markpaegel7364]

That fuckin Wayne sounds like meatwad from Aqua team 🤣👌

[@drearmouse9510]

I think if you stand for.. the idea of you and those around you in general you're good.

[@Matt27689]

Theos videos come out before the audio

[@Honeybuns333]

17:10 and .5 speed is the best

[@heatherwilson2875]

#D'EliaLivesMatter

[@BobRobie1]

This guy last 12 minutes in bed lmao

[@smoothred9453]

dont prolong the brbr

[@emoraytorres6842]

Tabasco? S'white