Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP78 - I Don't Wanna F**k Chairs

[@caelinludka3860]

Am I the only one who thinks the video is paused/loading sometimes when he stops and thinks before he says something next?? 😂

[@katelynngraham2738]

I DO ALL THE TIME

[@TreDogOfficial]

Chris D'elia is the juggernaut of podcasts. 78 episodes, hours long!!! I don't even have the time to watch all of his content. And the craziest part is its all quality comedy. Mad props to one of the hardest working guy in comedy

[@boyo024]

dude ur speaking such truth about life, thank you, on the edge of reality, people don't get it because they never express their own ideas

[@alexblue1989]

Hey bro try not to be so excited about promoting Blue apron.

[@carolineglenn2918]

My favorite podcast in a while. But love em all bc true baby.

[@claytonrehm]

Love hearing Juan Fire explode with laughter 😂😂

[@unfadeablecivic]

IS IT THOOOOOOO!!

[@bryanlettow4389]

Is it Theo?

[@Largentina.]

Alec Rodriguez *you're

[@nihilgore]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmfGeKGtiMSqr6s

[@trevorforrest352]

Dude, “Is it THOOOO?” needs to be a part of his merch somehow. Don’t know about you, but I’d buy that shit real quick.

[@trevorforrest352]

At least my name isn’t Sebastian. #littlemermaid

[@nihilgore]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmfGeKGtiMSqr6s

[@frother]

I want "which, first of all"

[@CrookDanny]

@@frother was reading this as he said it 😭

[@Ertdoinn]

“You become what you become, but what you become isn’t what you become because you’re never done becoming...” muthafuckin’ genius

[@InDeWar040raphiphop]

Chris Della for life

[@briarm9331]

Im fireside at the cabin in my mind

[@Oliver-et2ou]

it's hot as fuck, why aren't we bathing in the waterfall?

[@nigelbates5726]

Sigh. If only we could hurry up and get there.

[@Fyrecide]

...

[@Kas1645]

fukn n sukn

[@EonSound]

That R Kelly song was made for a comedian like Chris D'elia. I was fucking anxious to hear what he thought about it. Did not dissapoint.

[@Nathanielshmnaiel]

“God has is own way of doing things “ ,oh really like not doing it ? 😂 Boingoingoing

[@paulinea.3274]

As I’m listening to this my boyfriend sings “I admit that I fart when you sleep, then I cover your head with the sheets, yeah” 😂😂

[@diaperriflez9391]

This episode is my favorite to date😂

[@lydiaallen2271]

The contact story is SO RELATABLE. People think I'm crazy when I have issues with my contacts or when I obsess about taking them out!

[@justzanin]

“I admit I love John Olerud” lmao

[@WillJukedTheBox]

ACTUALLY chris d’elia is the greatest comedian out rn. Pbbtht

[@johnjiquin2406]

my first time viewing. I like it chris. going to start and watch all the collection. go angry eagle! haha

[@adrianeedwards4772]

I really really liked this episode.

[@trevorforrest352]

Dark daddy D’Elia. All hail

[@melindacarpenter9202]

Lol to these Freudian slips!! When you’re so straight, you’re gay! Love all of it.

[@classictradingcards]

must be sweet to have your own personal "responder" for uber rides hahaha! funny as shit

[@justinpotter9003]

I cried when you talked about being in the bathroom at the Twitter question

[@Francisah]

My favourite podcast with my favourite comedian The C.

[@ericcerminara8173]

Dude.. that story you told about the kid walking in when you were taking a shit is THE funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Holy fuck

[@FRooPLeSNaP8D]

I look forward to this day every week have been sice the start lol

[@MoyesinDahoud]

Hmm sice or since hmmm

[@FRooPLeSNaP8D]

Bit Killer Jones perfect lmao

[@evildrmainstream...6767]

dark arts yall

[@Mach1Greeble]

Rat King!

[@davidkretschman7312]

EvilDrMainstream . . . Gucci gang son

[@eden2esthar]

All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

[@IvanIvanov]

DeLila

[@EGoltz]

Houston from houston Delly'ya

[@Niekomojo]

Master or the dark arts.

[@kissrings]

Jack Mojo dont disrespect The Rat King

[@TheJProducti0ns]

That explanation about upcoming comedians is the truth. You have to find who you are as an artist

[@donmatter1219]

I fucking died at that mark uber story 🤣😂🤣 I'm crying

[@tiannadelmo2647]

The fact that he watches the same movies as me and had a lot of the same opinions makes me love him more

[@mmustap3]

The realest shit ever said Chris, don't share cleaning ladies, don't share broomsticks either

[@Kojfax]

I could barely breathe for 5 minutes when he was talking about the 12 yr in the bathroom

[@courtneymartin7068]

Yes!! I could not stop laughing what a freaking epic story, and he details and articulates his stories so well that we all have been through (or most of them I have because I'm 33). :D :D

[@johnb7794]

Second freudian slip @ 23:57

[@wildchild307]

Why isn't this episode on Spotify?

[@jllpz01]

I had that same question, because I'm new to the podcast. But now that I'm seeing this, I'm guessing is because of the R. Kelly song and Spotify banned his catalogue.

[@xJustinxP]

Chris love the podcast man!

[@claytonrehm]

Congratulations makes me very happy. Thank you!!

[@sambuck8186]

Chris just said “I always tell YOU about him” 😂

[@brandonlee338]

Only channel that pauses great

[@JimmyKadesch]

the rant that starts at like 11:30 is so good hahaha. be orig.

[@courtneymartin7068]

Yes, it's s'good!

[@C8LOLJK]

the lorde and jesus singing bit is killing me right now. i fucking love you

[@alexanderprince146]

That’s me dawg Ehhhhhh s’iconic

[@WillJukedTheBox]

Dude that 19 minute song was amazing.

[@saramariewheeler9304]

"That's how similar they are when you throw a chair in there"

[@somebodysnobody]

Aw, i can hear your spirit dying when you read that sponsor b.s :(

[@excelonto]

But the sound of *CH-CHING!* is much louder

[@somebodysnobody]

point made, and you check mated me excelonto :)

[@7star7storm7]

Life's a bitch or the sound of the smoke alarm goin off when you add some of the sponsers "smokey death" - if i want smokey death ill get the missus to burn something (i mean cook to perfection 👌)

[@DanGonsalves]

gettin bags baby

[@jobananas3052]

I actually think he likes the promos lol

[@erikbeltran5170]

Chris comes to life after he reads the sponsor messages and after the tour dates. Then he dies again shortly halfway through the show to read the remaining sponsors' messages. Then he comes to life once again.

[@tismon]

Fu Chris i burst out laughing in the bus just now, at the "yeah, get him!" part

[@Ryan-gq3qc]

Wow there Liberace, slow down on the Freudian slips.

[@vorgax100]

Where do you get your t-shirts

[@nikkif7564]

This one is fucking great!! “Clap back”, I love this term now. 🤣👏👏🔥🔥

[@rathalix5100]

Got milk was Michael Bay’s first directing job.

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Crow Car really?

[@rathalix5100]

Yes.

[@timj9944]

Man, Chris, a little of you goes a long fucking way.

[@only_a_ghost11]

Home here now

[@captainhowdy9297]

tryitout

[@shizbang]

I’m home here now

[@shizbang]

Piss on me beat me fuck me ho a man out

[@mvdaking]

Where da dudes at?

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

Black guys who like to fuck

[@naafeu3wh290]

His eyebrow muscles are max. Microexpressions 100% My eyebrows dont do all that.

[@pearsonproductions3280]

Did Chris' biceps grow like 30% since the last video? No homo.

[@jennifermariejoyce]

hahahah "BE SOUP"

[@tylerdunn1943]

Blue Apron sponsoring Death Battle and now Chris too?? They are killing it

[@captainhowdy9297]

alll haaail our cult leader :D

[@MrEman752]

lmao good one

[@ChungusFazbear]

You’re hot

[@RyanBrown5]

@@ChungusFazbear fuck a chair

[@keatonmcdonald2998]

Chris out here getting jacked👌🏼 baby from Houston

[@hilfigerish6401]

This isnt on spotify what the heeeeeeell

[@jllpz01]

I had that same question, because I'm new to the podcast. But now that I'm seeing this, I'm guessing is because of the R. Kelly song and Spotify banned his catalogue.

[@hilfigerish6401]

Julio Lopez daaamn that's a shame, makes sense though

[@devynbennett8446]

Saying you're not a cuda is the most cuda thing you can do

[@mikellevein]

Dude, I looooove how sleep you are in this haha.

[@kingillmusic]

That was a dope rant at 15

[@Puddin127]

That lorde bit is spot on

[@brennand933]

Has anyone roasted R Kelly as hard as Chris? Someone get “the R” a reservation at Denny’s

[@Siddwraith]

Which one of these is not like the other?! 🎶...The chair!!

[@adrepnazbirdgang6099]

😂🤣😂🤣 "i never send a dick pic... i maybe have to Brian Callen." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@georgiemillman3921]

I followed your lead and got a tattoo on my hand rather than somewhere else, where no can see it. Probably one of my better life choices

[@bernardwallace435]

Georgia Weyhey : damn, i remember back when hand tats were *specifically* to show your gang affiliation....

[@georgiemillman3921]

bernard wallace I never knew that, that's quite interesting really

[@gabrielortega921]

1:05:09 one of my favorite stories 😂😂

[@youngblack253]

Low-Key Chris D'Elia is turning into Bill Burr. He's gonna be the next edgy legend in comedy.

[@christophermeyer24]

youngblack253 they're my two favorites but I never made that connection. Good stuff

[@branexotic8822]

Hey Chris, hoping you'd come back to youtube.... Talk later

[@BackToWar100]

You should get a cab next time :)) !

[@CupOfAwesome]

22:36 theres the occasional freudian slip, then theres just raw unfiltered truth.

[@Pickletown22]

Time to bring him back!

[@saramariewheeler9304]

27:13 just made me laugh more than it should have

[@michaelpietzsch]

Start at 1:20

[@xmikex902x]

Chris Della is getting jacked

[@davelovesshoes9051]

UFC Armchair Cornerman TRT babble

[@0718ali]

1:09:00 I’m just putting this here so i can come back when i feel like laughing

[@TheHoneyBadgerDUDE]

God I love Hall & Oates

[@bernardwallace435]

TheHoneyBadgerDUDE : oh hell yeah! Hall & Oats had some bangers!!

[@Will-hi3kf]

Y’talkin bout your career dude?? #Clapback #babydown

[@ibleemen7775]

One of my favorite lines from Chris d'lano 😂😂

[@Cococonutt]

54:38 Houston is not even on the radar for top gay cities, I think she meant it’s a top homophobe city 😂

[@groovyone7361]

No Apologies For Idiots. A Tutorial, for idiots featuring Mr. Chris D. Thank You for always keeping it real!..💜☮️

[@prettyponymonster]

Yo this is great, sorry for a money question, but do those sponsors you name off usually pay a good amount of money for a little youtube/podcast time? Just curious, man, thanks!

[@phantascy1213]

1:01:58 im staring at my bottle known as kabulba......lol cono chapa shut up...your making us look bad XD !

[@piersmorgan3297]

IS IT THOOOOOO

[@dodgers02007]

I don't believe you bought sheets from Macy's.

[@TolkienStudy]

Jesus CAN help you with his car! I was broken down on I-95 in Jersey and Jesus came and gave me a jump. But he just touched the battery. Michael McDonald is annoying as hell. Yeah it’s like Office Space where the guy is named Michael Bolton lol. This was a funny episode man. I’ve had the same weird bathroom experiences. I would have totally skipped a week by now. Good luck with Netflix show. I love Montreal

[@pwn3d542]

Brandon Young - Bruh I totalled my Corolla on the 95

[@ExpiredPants]

47:55 timestamp "$100,000" *sips lacroix* THATS WHY CHRIS D'ELIA BACKS UP FUCKIN MONEY TRUCKS INTO LOG CABINS

[@turtferguson4831]

Don't you EVER stop taking people to Denny's, daddy. It's the only reason I joined twitter.

[@giovannicazares3110]

I admit I like this podcast

[@wesleyking4189]

Im from Houston chris wooo

[@mattmccallum9000]

Can't wait to drink lemon la croix with my leader at the log cabin

[@intendedviewer922]

Haha you sounded just as good as R Kelly without even trying

[@jadaneberly3852]

I’m sitting here fully cooda-ed out drinking bucha and eating stachios

[@williamhart1396]

new baby here. i've been basically listening in reverse order since i recently started listening. been fun hearing your reaction to all thats gone down in the last year lol #guhGUNK

[@mattpodjeski4194]

Last song was What A Fool Believes by the Doobie Brothers

[@TonyJames1993]

Don’t know why, but this episode refuses to show up on my Spotify smh...

[@nadznhur]

It doesn’t show up on mine either!

[@TonyJames1993]

nadznhur :/

[@TonyJames1993]

nadznhur The good news is that his newest episode is uploaded on Spotify

[@ArshdeepSandhuMIT]

Love you, no homo

[@sappermills]

Fuck that, he's on my celebrity cheat list.

[@25maxman]

Love

[@whichadrian]

If your name is Arsh-deep no homo doesn't apply to you

[@ArshdeepSandhuMIT]

@@777KZL looking at your pic just made me one

[@ArshdeepSandhuMIT]

@bop needum your mom thinks so too

[@samchazen5827]

Man, 8 days in prison will really change a man.