Chris D'Elia - The DirecTV Saga

[@ndavidehlers]

My favorite thing D'Elia does is "Did I drink to much coffee today, Yeeeess, Am I clearing my throat too much? yeeeeahh... .Is it that time of the year? Yeesss. Are we gonna get through it ? Yeeeeah!.". Always funny.

[@peakf1300]

somehow it never gets old

[@L337gypsy]

Rest of it is just whining? Is this the whole podcast

[@EvanAlpert]

@@L337gypsy it seems to be working for him. He is more successful than you. Go whine somewhere else.

[@ashleygriffin9761]

Agreed

[@Lollita23]

NEVER fails to crack me ☝

[@EvWuzhere]

Now this is the level of pettiness i signed up for

[@Theiwillsee]

lol remember when he had a career..

[@adamkaye2358]

how is this petty?

[@071mariodasilva]

@@Theiwillsee he’s back baby eeeeeyesssssss!

[@Hals]

@@Theiwillsee Sucks for haters like you, but he's back baby

[@bookiemooks]

Ya but u know how much ppl pay for their services for this crap that is wayyyyyy gouging us ppl,, we should be told the truth … I’ve had this problem , they treat u like shit and don’t care …have no idea how a company cable and internet is so expensive!!??

[@elvis316]

You should call them ON your podcast.

[@statisticallysound]

America First yeah but luckily they have this thing called video editing

[@juniorbanyn8989]

hi youre being recorded for entertainment purposes

[@snowrulz88888888]

@America First You know you can do other things on a podcast while on hold right? IDK like talk.......

[@gabrielloeb8852]

@America First He sits in a room and talks to a camera for well over an hour every time. Do you think he suddenly wouldn't be able to do that while on hold?

[@evanbiter5969]

Until they get me and actually get help and he looks like an idiot. He isn't wrong about this shit though.

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Chris: nobody has worse customer service than DirecTV Comcast: hold my beer

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

Dolce Luxe bro fucking xfinity and comcast make people jump off bridges lmao they are the worst to deal with

[@r0deoman733]

They’ve been that way for years

[@unbanmekoil]

Had Comcast, had AT&T, and AT&T is by far the worst ever. Comcast/Xfinity is getting there though.

[@ShitGetsOld]

Can confirm. Worked for Comcast customer service for 4 months. Their systems sucks

[@blakecannon7844]

AT&T blows too

[@unclecreed2986]

He will pay the charges and it won't make a aaaaaahhhhhhddddent.

[@josebatxu32]

Victor Creed underrated comment

[@madisonpinkey5814]

Now I hope they don't come Thursday. Need the album.

[@juandelpozo5302]

You funny af, but believe me when I tell you, we have internet in the third world too.

[@ErnestLemmingway]

Which shouldn't even be legal

[@g.s777]

I live in a hut and I get WiFi I'm in the Miccosukee tribe in the Miami Everglades lol.

[@jackjackson6355]

@@g.s777 neat man, Hialeah in the house

[@stellaheinz1922]

@@g.s777 that's so cool :)

[@imanapostrophe]

@@g.s777 nice. replying to you from everglades national park B-)

[@ethanroche8279]

Never seen Keenu Reeves so mad. Thought he was a nice guy?

[@Digital963]

Ethan Roche this is his little brother who btw is hilarious 😆

[@clavididk1236]

He's too old looking for Keanu 😂😂

[@ruskimuejek665]

Lmfao

[@apaullo2115]

@@clavididk1236 Keanu, who's 55, while Chris is the youngest man alive

[@k.r9494]

yeah, also when did he get addicted to crack

[@angelinehernandez4838]

I swear this shit keeps me together while i’m on a shitty deployment. Thanks Chris 🤘🏽

[@rodrigoarias4240]

Hopefully you don’t kill innocent people

[@richardf1157]

Rodrigo Arias give it a rest rodrigo

[@adrianezzo1696]

@@rodrigoarias4240 if you were caught slippin there wouldn't be hittin any innocent victims because of your dumb ass comment you made!! When you're in battle there's a split second between your life an mine, it's not a fuckin debate where you have time to hash out background checks!!

[@DrPhil-kx3ci]

Simon McQuinn I checked Rodrigos Facebook. He died a couple months ago.

[@maxrocks00]

thank you for serving us ❤️

[@bracero27]

Direct tv calls him cause he started tweeting! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️💀☠️💀

[@valeriedelacruz8423]

The girlfriend analogy was too spot on

[@ianmackay3487]

Someone is running from a village somewhere to mail Chris a letter that says 1st world probs

[@dirtabd]

Yet they have a smartphone, lol

[@samanthahydeker7914]

1st world problems the only problems that matters

[@freddysmash]

I work for AT&T/Directv side. And everything you said is true. We have the worst customer service since merging.

[@mb012591]

Freddy Cantu call center?

[@freddysmash]

I’m a tech.

[@SPACESPINACH]

Horrible. That’s the reason I never sold it when I worked at AT&T.. I was subsequently fired after a year, but that’s besides the point LMAO

[@mb012591]

Freddy Cantu I need info about tech jobs

[@carrisagrace1]

y'all are all actively asking to get your houses painted

[@devonw2369]

I once was trying to watch monday night football and ESPN that channel alone was not coming in, customer service told me to “go watch it at my neighbors house”. These people must be stopped

[@Old_School69]

Welcome to our world, now imagine not having them call you to fix things because you are famous. I thought I was going to jail for shit I've said to customer service reps before.

[@moceanpicture]

I've lost my shit MANY times on the phone with those people. I don't feel sorry for them. They're the ones that work for the evil corporations. Sellouts to humanity, each and every one...

[@birddoug8297]

Get’em

[@idontwantahandle510]

I know exactly what you meant. I had a manager from verizon call me back and yell at me about not telling her employee that I hope she gets vaginal cancer and her pussy rots from the inside out. I got scared and hung up. I never did call back to fix my fucked up cell phone bill.

[@saraforney3940]

There’s no other speech pattern like yours my guy

[@foreverpop2542]

His brother?

[@foreverpop2542]

Get wrecked Sara

[@kennethknight5964]

16 dislikes from people in the FIRST WORLD.

[@ARROWZ77]

Thank you Chris, we have been needing someone with a voice to fight against the bots and lousy customer service.

[@vevvenennevvev5945]

Having worked for one of these companies whose customer service is fucked in the exact same way, I can tell you why everybody has these problems with every provider of everything: all their internal software is cobbled together by different third party developers and not directly made to work together, and half the information each of these developers have about all the other software their program is supposed to work in parallel with is either outdated by the time they get it or was somehow never correct in the first place, with no changelogs available to anyone. Then, the customer service agents are trained on how all this software is SUPPOSED to work, including all the shit they tell you like "you'll receive a text in the next 24 hours," with no way to confirm whether or not any of it is actually working correctly when they click the buttons. No documentation of known errors in these systems is available to any employee until A.it's going to be fixed in the near future, or B. it becomes too big of an issue on social media for them not to acknowledge. This is so that employees don't accidentally land the company in legal trouble by admitting something the company is playing dumb about while it affects customers. When you deal with an installation tech or someone in a retail store, these are almost always third party "vendors" who've been contracted to do the work, and they also have their own set of software that doesn't work together or with any of the company's software. When the IRL employees give you seemingly random answers, it's because there simply is no knowable answer due to this massive internal clusterfuck, and they're either estimating based on experience or just saying whatever will get them out of there, because they know that ultimately the phone agent will take the heat when you call back (since the store usually has no direct number and all contact with them is routed through central customer service). This knot of half-functional garbage software and misinformation occurred because everything was added piece by piece over decades, with new weird, unknowable conflicts arising every time they added a feature or updated anything. Every one of these companies needs to massively overhaul their entire internal support system, but they can't because that would essentially grind the entire operation to a halt.

[@mzc102908]

I'm getting so mad listening. Frontier communications in ny is THE SAME FUCKING WAY. SO IS SPECTRUM. FUCK ISP's dude

[@JohnWayne-qz8ms]

The Indian guy sounds like he's lived in northern Ireland for a little while.

[@patmillen9162]

lol this is me... long story short I now have upgraded internet for $50 a month hahahah

[@funkyfreshEazyO]

Direct TV and dish network have terrible customer service but Spectrum is the worst by far

[@alexbaum2204]

BBG yeah, and at least Direct TV hasn’t ever bothered me all the time. I don’t have any of this shit, but Spectrum leaves shit in my mailbox (like physical mailbox) three or four times a week. Yo, I’m not a Fucking customer. Leave m’lone. * *I actually have no idea if that’s how he’d say it. Not trying to be a cuda...

[@TheMikeMase]

comcast tho

[@Boydd916]

@@TheMikeMase brooooooo, my internet's been fucking up for 2 months and had 6 techs to my house, still fucked. Told em i was gonna call the FCC and complain. Instantly started working well. Weird. Lolol

[@evanbiter5969]

DirecTV is probably the best if you know how to get a locally based center.

[@funkyfreshEazyO]

@@Boydd916 I literally spent a total of 20hrs sitting on the phone, which included multiple transfers and disconnected calls, along with along with 3 tech visits with 3 different boxes before spectrum got my internet working. I hope something terrible happens to everyone at the top of that company.

[@NoLabel170]

.... It sounds like its about time to leave Direct tv Chris , although this situation did create a funny podcast

[@cloudlight5363]

“Just texts from fuck-ups. Friends. Family members.” Lmfao

[@bravotoro7714]

DUDE! HAHAHAHAHA! Anyone who still uses a “TV” provider in 2019 deserves ALL OF THIS! Just get the holy trinity, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon. And live sports are available online too so just cancel that shit. EVERYONE CANCEL YOUR DIRECT TV SERVICE. First world problems are when pussies like you put up with all the corporate bullshit. They already have your money, you think they give a shit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[@tux1968]

I just called up Direct TV. "Hi Direct TV? Yes, this is Chris D'Elia, please cancel our Thursday appointment" You can all thank me for the new album.

[@gothelvis3541]

First World problems

[@chefgordyy]

Chris: directv has the worst customer service *EA* : hold my DLC

[@aLovelyDay4Love]

Also. DirecTV is out of dough 🍕🍕🍕📡 🖥

[@adrianezzo1696]

Where the "2nd world" people stay at? I only ever hear about 1st & 3rd world lol

[@jakerussell7249]

😂

[@viktor5569]

They're the people in directTv's customer service.

[@adrianezzo1696]

@@viktor5569 😂😂 that's gotta be it lmfao

[@2ndcousin100]

Just texts from fuck ups, friends, family members

[@KSingh627]

Homicide - Logic ft. Eminem & Chris D’Elia S’Dope Gots T’Listen

[@poopandfartjokes]

Came here just to see comments about it. Shit was hilarious! Eminem is a silly goose for using that shit.

[@brodelnaz]

Fuckin nerd

[@TyeMaxwell905]

Y'cuda

[@poopandfartjokes]

Ray Lanza I prefer fanboy but nerd fits just as well. - and make no mistake. People who read and reply to KZbin comments are 100% nerds 😎

[@bryanlettow4389]

Oh shit thanks for the tip. Inb4 "that's what she said"

[@djkrptdnb]

Oh I don’t give up dude!

[@limptera13]

He’s never dealt with Comcast lol

[@anushirawan7978]

hey man there are 3rd world countries with internet. just look at ohio

[@superdarkwater1695]

currently watching this from a hut

[@NotAdamSnider]

Yeah, a Pizzahut you fat slob.

[@superdarkwater1695]

@@NotAdamSnider during quarantine? lol

[@chaelwade6776]

DirecTV? You in the 3rd world bruh. How’s that for a D-Ennnnt?

[@TeacherRoger]

I am Brazilian, listening to this podcast on the 3rd world, just killed my cousin for food, so yeah, 1st world problems Chris.

[@MrCTruck]

Cant be that bad. You have youtube

[@MikeFromSpace420]

Make babies with the cousin, and then eat the kids, lol

[@TeacherRoger]

@@MrCTruck I have internet cos even poor people need porn, I mean, google.

[@gut_ton]

Well , I'm deep In the jungle in the state of Pará, first world problems indeed Chris.

[@KidBaklava504]

Were you one of those guys from Green Inferno?

[@joebarry9532]

We need to fix this ! TAKE IT TO TRUMP HIMSELF ..i was suicidal the last 3 times I had to deal with Direct TV !

[@MaddMaxOfficial]

DirecTV : A Concept Album - executive produced by BlackThought. No features

[@joebarry9532]

Lol hahaha I broke up with Directv last year and it felt sooo good! after I talked with half of India and getting their transcript speech and run around billshit .drive me insane every time!

[@HighIQuit]

2:02 Well Chris im from Iran (4th world country) and i watched all of your podcasts and pirated all of your specials 👌 (we can't buy anything from us or eu no international money transactions)

[@ArthurGoodness]

Damn dude.. I know Iran has crazy strict laws. Fuck the governments of the world. But especially yours :D If u can leave, I can get you a job since you like D'elia.

[@personaview5789]

i need to have a talk with you back when i was in Morocco this guy used to say iran is advanced and soon to be a 1st world country lol i feel you bro hope you find a way out

[@SWhite-du3hw]

Dont let your government catch you.

[@poopandfartjokes]

Don’t worry about not paying for it. It wouldn’t make a fuckin dent!

[@mamabear2974]

@@poopandfartjokes lmao

[@BigDuneRacing]

This is one of the best stories ever told

[@bigjump2307]

I always end up getting myself psychiatrically hospitalized against my will after talking to Direct TV customer service. Sooooo HOMICIDAL

[@mannyvoices9546]

Thank you So Much Chris! We have all dealt with this and I am so glad you have the platform to put them on blast!!!

[@grassfedcontent]

I'm sorry you're so upset.... but this just so funny I can't stop laughing

[@stormexon8665]

Chris I order DirecTV give me a call brotha I will take care of you!!! 😂😂

[@Nothingleftbutthetruth]

This sounds like Cogeco in Canada. I spent over 40 hours on the phone with them between the months of April and June, trying to get them cancelled, and not one lick of intelligible English was spoke by any one of their representatives.

[@onpoint315]

Utility companies are the Fucking worst!!! It’s Fucking hell, utilities are a necessity now we Can’t really live without it unlessits a choice so basically they can do whatever they want to!!!!!

[@patrickhadfield5227]

I first found his stand up and thought it was awesome. So goofy but with this underlying rage. Then I start listening to his pod cast and I'm a huge fan. It's like im listening to myself talk. Going on rants about bullshit that upsets me but hrowing my own stupid humor in and laughing at how ridiculous the situation is. Love this guy.

[@donniewrinkles4231]

You should fill your next stand up audience with employees of DISH and let them laugh at the directTV bit ... i hate directTV

[@fancyfeathers5343]

"I going to call up the people at Dish and then some and dine them, then I'm going to make love to them..." This was great!

[@michaelanthony4750]

I don't want to see what happens if he switches to Comcast.

[@elgee8872]

I started cracking up imagining Chris at dinner with his family screaming, "Check my fucking account!"

[@loltom3703]

I used to work for Direct. Can confirm. They are entirely unethical. If you had an inside look at how they do customer acquisitions you would be appalled. Everything he said here hit close to home. At&t is one of the worst companies out there, and my short stint with DTV was one of the worst jobs i ever had, that just left me feeling like scum every day id come home from work.

[@zakman9209]

Bro don't spit on the hand that fed you, you worked hard and that's all it matters

[@LoneWolfRanging]

A streaming service from keurig lol

[@michaelanthony4750]

We should do something about this! Oh yeah regional monopolies.

[@TDrewCook]

I love how this man just goes to war 😂😂

[@danielfukuba8109]

Nahdents!!! Every babie just cancelled and switched up DirecTv.. #dish

[@the7thmagazine]

I literally watch this every night before bed. Is it always funny? Yes. Do I laugh until I can't breathe? Yes. Do I almost die every night? Yes.

[@Horaknophobia]

"Chris vents about how poor the service he received from DirecTV was." Chris vents about the poor service he received from DirecTV. ...ya syntax'd

[@EthanPowellMMA]

Sweet tart tarten ass

[@treschkavanaswegen4489]

Commenting from 3rd world South Africa. We have the same issues here. Cannot believe you have this in the first world.

[@nolanemerson3008]

Direct TV is traaaaashhhh

[@ambitionx1639]

Man this warms my heart so much

[@youtubedrifter5594]

I’m in a Hut!!! Pizza 🍕 Hut!!! Boom 💥

[@Chazsux]

Chris, I work for AT&T and I’ll call em for you!! I’ll do it I swear to GOD!!

[@MorgifisAwesome]

Chase Cook fucking do it. you don't need his permission.

[@kegballz5hundy]

Just sucks to know that you're wasting your life @ that bullshit company

[@ItsAllGood5225]

@@kegballz5hundy its called having a job why be a dick

[@jonathanhart2459]

Dude just get youtube tv they’re pretty good

[@Sivvester]

I had to go through this with Comcast. At least Chris can tweet about it and get a response lol.

[@JJStarcade]

Oh my... Chris. Your conversation is not funny. Stick to performance. You're not Theo.

[@skiiboskiyaboi]

Rigoletto Funyon Chris is the superior podcast/improvisor. He’s not trying to make you die of laughter in this clip it’s a podcast, he’s just talking

[@bookchick101]

I actually cried laughing at “nobody said shit about today!!”

[@absentstars474]

At&t/directv says fuck you pay me

[@dgld15]

So happy to hear that it doesn't matter how many followers you have you cannot escape these type of problems.

[@ricardoreynoso9436]

this fucking fuck face is only fucking funny when doing fucking stand up.... (podcastbarenotforeveryone)

[@cdandrade92]

I cut the cord back in 16 never looked back and I dont regret it. All we use is Netflix and hulu amd prime. No commercials lifes sweet.

[@KidBaklava504]

Chris Andrade what do you use for sports?

[@absentstars474]

KidBaklava504 hulu has live sports. Hulu pay me now.

[@daleedwards9751]

Hulu has commercials before every feature. And most TV shows have ads embedded. Netflix menu is a commercial...for Netflix. The cord is still attached my friend.

[@calebselga7937]

Dale Edwards the Netflix menu is an ad for Netflix... Einstein Jr has arrived

[@cdandrade92]

@@daleedwards9751 hulu has commercials if your on welfare and cant spare the extra $. Netflix is fucking netflix. The only way these asshole still have us by the balls is completely monpolizing internet services. Try to be your own ISP turns out your not allowed to. So much for the free market.

[@pdenny6326]

You’re upset and pressuring people who don’t give a shit. Those people are just saying what you wanna hear to get you off the phone.

[@db5440]

SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK CHRIS! Taking out the Dish employees to dinner lmao!

[@Bubbalass]

Direct TV,....ya hookin

[@XxPureKhaosxX]

I'd switch out my Netflix account for a Keurig Streaming TM account

[@TheSweetgurliee]

Did u deal with corporate or a 3rd party dealer? 3rd party companies are so different

[@binababy113]

I have never heard a story so relatable in my life, dude. DAMN!

[@Phield_Trip]

Chris, you are the funniest man alive.

[@forrestluki]

Another win Chris!

[@shuckles4101]

Yep. Just cancelled with DTV 3 weeks ago. Fuck em. Let them all drown.

[@BarbarossaSC2]

North Koreans listening to this clip: "Hello darkness my old friend.."

[@cooperc9441]

Not a fan of this whole “babies” thing

[@B1gandTasty]

Lol yea, they are going to move stuff "around" so YOU can get installed on a certain day......

[@Hidetso]

I worked for DirecTV pre ATT buy out, ATT specifically bought out DTV because at the time they had the highest rated customer service among all the major TV providers and theirs was the worst. It took about 6 months for ATT to basically gut eveything that made Directv a good place to work, they put pressure on all their United States call centers that weren't already unionized and changed how our scheduling work. Previously you had the same shift for a 6 month period, now you had potentially new shifts every two weeks. They then announced basically they would be doing more over seas call centers only. In my remaining time there they took away all the tools we had to help customers save money or offer incentives and were instead told to just pitch people HBO/SHOWTIME/STARZ etc.

[@greysonhedrick2403]

I watch this video when I get frustrated because its nice to know someone reacts to things the exact same way i do

[@clintwestwood4545]

I do the exact same thing lmao

[@MrDaylightdeviant]

I worked for DirecTV. It was a great job. I was an installer. Not the kind that said "no". I worked commission and averaged 90k a year. Att came and cut my pay to $14 an hour. Their reason was because I was hired on a "certain" date I wasn't eligible for higher pay. Fuck that company.

[@RickyJC]

11 months since this video was made and some say Chris is still waiting for his confirmation email.

[@MrJatinkathiriya]

we need a rap song please!

[@LandscapeJoe]

Ive just laughed out loud 6 times watching this! Pure genius and weve all been there.

[@salahi259]

Lalalalala D'Elia. Lalalalala D'Elia, Lalalalala twitter

[@SmoshDella]

this guy needs his own show

[@SupergoodStudios]

Hypnos I have my own show. This is my show.

[@torbot_]

@@SupergoodStudios this is fun! 🤘🏽🤮🤘🏽

[@Thatsdantoyousir5]

yeah with these guys you have to go online and find your regional managers number then go through her.

[@garourou]

Im from morocco its a third world country. Your logic is sooo first world

[@dirtabd]

Dude needs some of that Cali medicine. Someone tried to pick up his order that was done early in his area, but they supposed to call and ask if they’re available first.

[@sammyr.1284]

AT&T and basically any phone customer service are all also under this category of horrid service absolute horrid

[@SGxShadow]

Is see your DirecTV and raise you Comcast! I assure you no matter how bad things are with DirecTV, it would be far worse with Comcast (if they are in your area).