"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." has the same energy as "Hi hungry, I'm dad."
@warmpond5 жыл бұрын
I needed this
@hydrolito4 жыл бұрын
Hi freeze I'm Batman like Welcome to my neighborhood I'm Mr. Rogers.
@emanuelespinoza93254 жыл бұрын
I thought of this: "Daaaavid Leeetterman." "Hi David, I'm Grandpa."
@elijaharroyo48464 жыл бұрын
Asdf Movie reference
@Zimmy_19814 жыл бұрын
@invader slider Why? Why? Why?
@kortick504 жыл бұрын
this is a true story...I took a friend who got out of jail a few days before to see this movie and he literally said 'that movie was worse than prison'.
@toddkurzbard4 жыл бұрын
After seeing it, he was probably desperate to go back.
@theangryholmesian45564 жыл бұрын
Just out of curiosity, what was your friend in for?
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*i got out of prison...and you took me to this movie...Dude, i thought we were friends*
@idkyou81882 жыл бұрын
Was watching the movie his community services
@demian56312 жыл бұрын
@@idkyou8188 His execution
@aprilhippie87525 жыл бұрын
Batman sliding down the dinosaur with The Flinstones theme killed me!🤣🤣🤣
@CB09154 жыл бұрын
Aprilhippie i loved that as a kid
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
The whole video killing me.
@molin29104 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Joel Schumacher(August 29, 1939 - June 22, 2020)
@sevenapollo68823 жыл бұрын
It's a shame he's mostly known for Batman and Robin, he's a decent director and seems like a nice guy
@molin29103 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agreed with your opinion. Hope Chris will talk about him in the nearest future.
@sevenapollo68823 жыл бұрын
@@molin2910 yeah, and I really gotta give him credit, he had the balls to actually apologize for making the movie, name another director that actually apologized for making a movie
@firery7943 жыл бұрын
@@sevenapollo6882 the guy who created Dragon Ball Evolution apologized
@dr.juerdotitsgo51193 жыл бұрын
Falling Down, Lost Boys and 8mm are awesome!
@BoboTurk8 жыл бұрын
"...and the tone is.... ass." Kills me every time
@theFLICKpick9 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite videos I've ever been a part of. It felt really good getting all of this hate out. Now I can chill... see what I did there?
@beeresident9 жыл бұрын
Dude, that was just....cold
@theFLICKpick9 жыл бұрын
beeresident Hey, I was just trying to break the ice.
@beeresident9 жыл бұрын
And yes, ice see what you did there.
@weissaudserious9 жыл бұрын
Guys, those were some nICE puns!
@twistedganondorf9 жыл бұрын
You just need to cool down.
@Dreadjaws8 жыл бұрын
In Gotham... Switches turn YOU on.
@the.73468 жыл бұрын
lol
@DeltaDonElmi8 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha good one
@Itnasias7 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. *turns switch*
@AtomicSim7 жыл бұрын
ha family guy
@josh.02207 жыл бұрын
Dreadjaws Clooney turns me on
@TheREALSimagination4 жыл бұрын
Alfred ain't sick. He's just sad about no pizza. And rightly so.
@queenluci66645 жыл бұрын
I love how George Clooney STILL apologizes for Batman and Robin even though it really isn't his fault at all.
@Dram3054 жыл бұрын
His portraiture of batman was horrible what u talking bout?!
@queenluci66644 жыл бұрын
@@Dram305 he was only following the direction of Schumaker. If given better direction, I'm sure his performance wouldn't be nearly as hated as it is now. Edit: plus his performance is not the only bad component of the movie. Many bad decisions were made that Clooney had nothing to do with. He was just doing his job as an actor.
@Raja19384 жыл бұрын
The head bobbing is all Clooney. Can't see Schumacher as the cause for that.
@callumdalton95604 жыл бұрын
@@Raja1938 the only problem with batman in this movie isnt just the head Bobbing though it's also the bad dialogue and direction
@Raja19384 жыл бұрын
@@callumdalton9560 Totally agree. I wasn't a fan of Tim Burton picking Keaton for the role and wished he'd picked someone like Clooney, who actually looks like Bruce Wayne. But Clooney's own performance, even taking into account the bad writing & direction, was a major letdown.
@EmergencyVacation8 жыл бұрын
"Hi Freeze. I'm Batman." Best line in movie history.
@gothicproductions86347 жыл бұрын
nigeldaman if Bale was in this movie, he would not even use that line. Christian Bale is the best Batman in my opinion
@not_henry_the_fifth7 жыл бұрын
"The heat is on."
@gmbrusselsprout7 жыл бұрын
And Chris' editing choice ("and I thought my jokes were bad") is spot on too :D
@arizonaFIREent7 жыл бұрын
Gothic Productions Bale sucks and his voice is terrible
@HarryMudd6 жыл бұрын
nigeldaman I always imagine Batman and Freeze casually meeting at the mall when I hear that line 😂😂😂
@dvass72539 жыл бұрын
There was a third Schumacher Batman film planned. It was gonna be called Batman Triumphant and it was gonna feature none other than Nicolas Cage as the Scarecrow. I'll let that glorious idea sink in. Also, thank you, Chris, for another amazing Hilariocity review! Keep up the good work.
@redactedredacted66569 жыл бұрын
Why didn't that happen ? I want to make that movie.
@PricefieldPunk9 жыл бұрын
Damn Nicolas Cage as Scarecrow?! We may have gotten Batman Begins but we missed out on greatness
@Daybydays239 жыл бұрын
I knew there was going to be a sequel, but Cage as Scarecrow? That would have been unbelievably brilliant!
@Fischstix959 жыл бұрын
ericexplosion25 More like we missed out on another hilariocity.
@lordrodrikforrester87039 жыл бұрын
Here's more... Madonna was eyed for Haley Quinn (who was Joker's daughter this time around), Man-Bat and The Mad Hatter were potential villians with Ewan McGregor eyed for Man-Bat. Jack Nicholson would have returned for a dream sequence. This may have been amazing.
@robynwilde10 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh, vintage Stuckman. This is still my favorite review on KZbin.
@joepattersonmma4 ай бұрын
He’d defend this movie nowadays
@WhatTheHe11isTHAT6 жыл бұрын
Even Deadpool said "I'm Batman" better.
@ryukatsuo5 жыл бұрын
Dean winchester said it better than this movie
@stevennorris71815 жыл бұрын
even The Riddler said it better at the end of Batman Forever
@thirdhandlv42313 жыл бұрын
Youre the only other person ive seen who also uses this pfp 😆
@thirdhandlv42313 жыл бұрын
Brother.
@Sixstringman5 жыл бұрын
The Bat Credit Card: Never destroy a franchise without it.
@emanuelespinoza93254 жыл бұрын
A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
@theangryholmesian45564 жыл бұрын
(insert Nostalgia Critic gif here.)
@CaptainSpalding724 жыл бұрын
Even Adam West didnt get that stupid and campy.
@theangryholmesian45564 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainSpalding72 At least the campiness in Adam West's Batman had a purpose.
@theangryholmesian45564 жыл бұрын
@P. A. WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
@Galantski5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I realize Arnold's Mr. Freeze is awful, but I can't help loving his polar bear robe & slippers. Hilariously awesome!
@HappyBeezerStudios4 жыл бұрын
His one liners are cringy, but in a funny way!
@Galantski4 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios And they come off better when said by Arnold, who is the master of cringy-funny one-liners!
@matthewjarek30264 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy, but I actually don’t hate Arnold as Mr. Freeze. I mean, he wasn’t the right casting choice at all (Anthony Hopkins, Patrick Stewart, and Ed Harris were originally considered), but he clearly put effort into his performance. He tries to make his one liners sound convincing and there’s a lot of energy to him, so he’s clearly having fun being this over the top bad guy. He’s also the only actor who didn’t hate being in this movie. He’s capable of showing emotion when he needs to, like for instance, the scenes with his wife. He manages to be convincing as a mourning husband who misses the woman he loves, will do anything to be reunited with her, and is devastated when he thinks she is dead. And keep in mind, some of this is while he’s wearing the stupid polar bear robe & slippers. Sadly his sympathetic qualities are dampened by the fact that he casually makes hilariously bad ice puns while he tries to straight up murder people and take over the world and Arnold Schwarzenegger, despite how educated he is, will never be convincing as a scientist (Junior, yuck, though once again he tries), so yeah, it’s definitely not a good adaptation of the character, but that’s not Arnold’s fault. Arnold gave him more complexity than this version deserved.
@anaccount43544 жыл бұрын
Yeah... that's a hilariocity.
@blackmantis31304 жыл бұрын
Lol love the puns
@maestro-fifa44464 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for that scene Bane-tard" Spat my cola out laughing at this 😂
@Sonic1991-z9h2 жыл бұрын
@TheAstroZombi Yes it is. It's offensive and hurtful towards people with disabilities. Sure people thought it was funny in 2008 but it isn't funny now that times have changed and things have gotten more politically correct. Just think about how you would feel if you were mentally disabled and someone called you a retard.
@joedubner58468 жыл бұрын
The Bee Movie but every time they say "Bee" it cuts to Nicholas Cage in The Whicker Man screaming "NOT THE BEES"
@RyTheYouTubeGuy8 жыл бұрын
Wild Gringo yes the bees
@horiadirvareanu46058 жыл бұрын
yes please
@alexandresobreiramartins94617 жыл бұрын
Yes. That's great!
@hanetmo8 жыл бұрын
"Hi Freeze.... I'm Batman" me:dies from laughter
@hanetmo8 жыл бұрын
seriously I can't breathe from that
@Outlaw018 жыл бұрын
Hariz 4588 Same. I just died.
@WilliamHaywardPainter8 жыл бұрын
The best phoned in performance ever. :P
@averageanimefan5198 жыл бұрын
I normally don't swear but when he said that I just exclaimed: What the fuck?!
@ajstyles1537 жыл бұрын
Hariz 4588 best acting of the year,no,of the decade,no,of the century,no,of all time
@johnporteriii91307 жыл бұрын
I love Arnold and all the cold puns. I use them every winter because the puns are...chilled to perfection.
@roboturtle2145 жыл бұрын
Now that's is what I call cool, icy, and how should I say this....uh....hmm....nICE.
@TheEmbessyNetwork5 жыл бұрын
That joke was terrible. It needs to be put........ON ICE!!
@tubbyjedi15 жыл бұрын
sorry about the frosty reception you’ve been receiving, everyone needs to chill, stay cool with icy comments.... DiD yOu GeT iT?
@siborgproductions24225 жыл бұрын
It's a joke guys chill out
@daboi87345 жыл бұрын
CRINGE!!
@StarWarriorCentral4 жыл бұрын
Fortunately, the last Batman film Bob Kane saw before his death was actually Batman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero.
@XanderPGK3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure?
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
For real
@NiceGuyEddie5162 жыл бұрын
Good..wonder how many Bill Fingers got to see?
@markmullins1325 жыл бұрын
There is no way this movie was made and meant to be taken seriously
@amplifiedbible074 жыл бұрын
Meant to sell toys to kids
@amplifiedbible074 жыл бұрын
@@SimonWoodburyForget yes, however, it is usually not as blatant as it was in this film.
@CaptainSpalding724 жыл бұрын
@@SimonWoodburyForget its not bad enough to be laughable, but not good enough to enjoy it. It's in the weird middle zone where it just infuriates and annoys.
@CaptainSpalding724 жыл бұрын
@@amplifiedbible07 Of course they are. Nothing wrong with it. Just make a good flick.
@robrobusa4 жыл бұрын
I never did. I had fun as a kid. Even had a poster. It’s just so amazingly cheesy. Unlike the third spiderman film, which really wanted to take itself seriously.
@Mike_4166 жыл бұрын
"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." The lack of effort is astounding.
@LawRusso846 жыл бұрын
that scene was different he took it of from the trailer not from the movis
@stephenahern95626 жыл бұрын
I still laugh. 20+ years later.
@allengreene99545 жыл бұрын
George Clooney But the actual live version still sounded pretty bland.
@Iconhulk5 жыл бұрын
HA ! Better than Bale and Affleck! At least George Clooney had audacity to go to the bathroom before he said his line.
@peoples22965 жыл бұрын
@@Iconhulk no
@gocanuckurself15 жыл бұрын
And the tone is...... ASS!!!!!! That was perfect, John!
@t.m.835 жыл бұрын
I feel like that's something James Rolfe, a.k.a. AVGN, would say.
@JaydevRaol5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was great 😂
@captainzachary24774 жыл бұрын
Bob Kane Would Be proud of what Christopher Nolan has done with the character
@geefreck5 жыл бұрын
"Hi Freeze. I'm batman." ... "George?" ... "Arnold?" ... "What the hell is going on here?"
Batman Knightfan affleck; “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?”
@KidaMilo895 жыл бұрын
"And I thought my jokes were bad..."
@ZeeshaanBukhari229 ай бұрын
Hey where is your Instagram page?
@leonardocucchiara47828 жыл бұрын
the Flintstones part kills me every time 😂😂
@989538127 жыл бұрын
Leonardo Cucchiara Don't forget the final part; George Clooney: Hi Freeze, I'm Batman. Christian Bale: ....No you're not. XD
@CharlieSoze3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing every time John Flickinger talks as the dude is just so damn intense. Are you doing a KZbin video or announcing a Vegas heavyweight match, buddy?
@LanaStanczak8 жыл бұрын
Calling this movie a continuation of the Adam West TV show is such an insult to that show.
@Z3RO52868 жыл бұрын
But the movie actually failed
@archduke_charles61478 жыл бұрын
true
@kyotheman697 жыл бұрын
this movie more corny then adam west TV series
@charlies85327 жыл бұрын
This is newer versions of that.
@briankehinde67127 жыл бұрын
Yep, lamest excuse to pardon this movie's existence ever. Nope, I'm not buying it.
@volcanosauce009 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna tag team this bitch!" - Chris Stuckmann, an actual quote from this review
@veggieman78839 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude8 жыл бұрын
+garner montgomery Chris and John spit-roasting George Clooney in the rubber nipple suit.
@Commander_Shepard.8 жыл бұрын
+StayniftySound like a title of a video in Pornhub.
@etgohome13438 жыл бұрын
It's a better quote than anything in the movie.
@ll78685 жыл бұрын
The Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs, an asteroid did. That Freeze joke always bugged me.
@g.nshooter97365 жыл бұрын
😂
@myopia90325 жыл бұрын
It’s never fully confirmed that the dinosaurs were killed by asteroids but it is one of their many theories of how dinosaurs have died out
@Sixstringman5 жыл бұрын
@@myopia9032 there are dinosaur bones below the iridium layer. There are none above it. Asteroid impact.
@asgardiangod235 жыл бұрын
I thought Jesus nuked the dinos
@helenharpistxd61885 жыл бұрын
ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ true lol
@popeye6972 жыл бұрын
The scientist that tries to kill Poison Ivy in the scene that she gets her powers, is played by John Glover. John worked a lot for the DCU. He was Lionel Luthor on "Smallville", Doctor Sivana's father in "Shazam", (The Floronic Man) mad Scientist in Batman and Robin, the voice of the Riddler in Batman the Animated Series
@kimberlymorris24246 жыл бұрын
I feel like Coolio was only in the movie for a hidden Mr. Freeze pun
@km_19115 жыл бұрын
Holy shit.
@tardiscrew67665 жыл бұрын
@F-zero91maru totally
@SuperTed190215 жыл бұрын
I never thought of that!
@AmateurSpaceman5 жыл бұрын
You left out the best line: "Ice to meet you."
@ShadowSonic25 жыл бұрын
Freeze actually doesn't say that in this movie
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowSonic2 This movie has a "Luke, I am your father" moment oh my gahhhhd
@SDfan20024 жыл бұрын
Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi It’s “No, I am your father.”
@ShadowSonic24 жыл бұрын
@@SDfan2002 That's what she meant. Folks keep thinking he said "Luke, I am your father" when he really said "No, I am your father". It's the same with the folks who think Freeze said "Ice to see you" here when he never did.
@SDfan20024 жыл бұрын
Schlock Jocks Ah, I get it.
@death-king18348 жыл бұрын
21:57 A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card? They had the BALLS, to give one of the greatest super heroes of all time A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!!
@NateOnMaui8 жыл бұрын
+Bane Knightfall lol nostalgia critic
@pureblackeagle8 жыл бұрын
+MrFlipperInvader782 It's fucking dumb. How could you possibly have a credit card without assigning an address to it to receive its bills? That's like saying his Shark Repellant wasn't dumb. (Pretty sure that was from the Adam West tv show, but still.)
@icedcapplord7108 жыл бұрын
+BabaYaga RAPE MY CHILDHOOD!!! YOU CANT DO THIS, YOU WILL ALL DIE!!
@icedcapplord7108 жыл бұрын
Sigh. Pills. always come in handy when Joel Shumacher is involved
@pureblackeagle8 жыл бұрын
+MrFlipperInvader782 Fine, how about WHY WOULD BATMAN HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING? If Batman actually needed something that he would need to purchase, he would do it as Bruce Wayne. That's why it's dumb. Batman and Bruce Wayne are drastically different characters, despite being the same person.
@littlewing62313 жыл бұрын
Chris……..When Batman was sliding down that thing and you played Fred Flintstone doing the “ Yabba Dabba Doo” yell the length of the shot I blew ice tea out through my nose. Excellent Editing. This was better then the movie. Sooooooo funny.
@herndonhimself25679 жыл бұрын
Mr Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?? THE ICE AGE!! Me: What............ The HELL???
@therandomvidskid37909 жыл бұрын
I thought the astroids killed them
@Big_Chef_Dawg9 жыл бұрын
Ice Age told me that they lived underground
@MrPinbert9 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Tabuena The Ice Age finished them off.
@phashiusphlavious10178 жыл бұрын
+MrPinbert no just no.they all died a few million years before the ice age
@JakeRat-xo2bw8 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that's where that quote came from. I've never seen this movie, but I know that quote from TRG.
@teethman17437 жыл бұрын
"Nippley-circus-action-man" - Chris Stuckmann, 3/1/15
@Bloodpasta978 жыл бұрын
Now let us give thanks to our savior Christopher Nolan for saving Batman
@yourmom-yv2xk8 жыл бұрын
Chris Nolan: TIM BURTON I WILL AVENGE YOU
@ZuluChick8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Joe Nolan's Batman is head-and-shoulders above Burton's.
@yourmom-yv2xk8 жыл бұрын
ZuluChick Because of time periods.... nobody knew back then batman would be SOOO huge... they knew it would be big but NOT THAT big... they had NO idea! Also becsuse technology wasnt on there side at that time... burton made an entire damn city and a batmobile for this movie off of shit car scrap and jet stuff. So there is a huge justification for burton not being on par with nolan
@thetrueamericandream26738 жыл бұрын
cray nelson oh
@johnnyzero88538 жыл бұрын
I love this "WHERE ARE THEEEEYYY????"
@cptclown21104 жыл бұрын
Its shocking when you think this director released this movie and A Time to Kill within a year of each other. Insanity.
@jimbowlan58043 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that Schumacher did lost boys one of the best movies of the 80s also did the worst movie of the 90s
@brettmastema70563 жыл бұрын
I thought that movie was ok. I felt that it needed more Matthew McConaughey nipple outfits.
@mohammadshafiksheikh97788 жыл бұрын
when i was a child i never understood the movie and now i realize that this is not a movie this is a joke
@varanid97 жыл бұрын
Literally.
@andrewcundill36607 жыл бұрын
me too
@KSRugby7 жыл бұрын
at least joal schummacher had the good grace to apologise to those who took it seriously
@jojolafrite906 жыл бұрын
It was wiped of my memory entirely... I was lucky. More likely it sucked and so I forgot all about it. It was so much time ago though...
@kearysony93336 жыл бұрын
A joke is supposed to be funny... (imo there's nothing funny about this movie) :)
@grandmyotismon4 жыл бұрын
I love mr Freeeze in this movie. It's one of those situation where his puns are bad that it's actually funny and arnold is clearly like "this movie is terrible may as well have some fun" because he is clearly having some fun knowing how terrible his puns are and it's halrious.
@CaptainCat1013 жыл бұрын
As Nostalgia Critic said it "best": it's like the dance number from Spider-Man 3; it's supposed to be funny, and it's hilarious. It is bad, but that's why we have to love it
@Geezer-yf8hv3 жыл бұрын
How much cocaine was used to make this “movie”? That’s the story I want to hear!
@leonreborn13083 жыл бұрын
Nah, i doubt Arnold actually knew the movie was terrible at the time.
@MissDelete2098.2 жыл бұрын
No just how?.
@weilim10 Жыл бұрын
Of course he had fun. They paid his non-acting ass 25 million dollars. Today, 25 million is Marvel money but Schwarzenegger got it in 1997.
@robbiepolo76345 жыл бұрын
From now on every time I turn on a light switch I'm going to creepily moan "oh yes".
@Batmandarknitexx3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The scientist who created Bane was played by John Glover the same guy who voiced the Riddler from Batman the animated series!
@Timliu928 жыл бұрын
"Hey Freeze, the heat is on." XD XD XD XD
@johnnyzero88537 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Firestorm's reference.
@christopherc36986 жыл бұрын
I can see Flickpick being a Better Bane.
@roboturtle2145 жыл бұрын
I could see him as a better Bane then the one in this movie.
@bilboswaggins49835 жыл бұрын
I could see stuckmann as a better bane
@perosnalspamaccount5 жыл бұрын
@@bilboswaggins4983 and that really says something 😂
@alvallac21715 жыл бұрын
@@roboturtle214 *than (comparison)
@fredyyycc8 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Bob Kane seeing the Dark Knight? CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
@989538127 жыл бұрын
Frederick Caballero or the Arkham series. Excuse me, I have to go cry like a little girl. :'(
@__parsa__7 жыл бұрын
Fuck bob kane. Bill finger is the man
@HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
It would've brought tears to his eyes.
@la26716 жыл бұрын
Bob Kane is a crook. Bill Finger is the DUDE!
@christophzeit62822 жыл бұрын
What does it matter? Bob Kane is a fraud.
@BirchMonkey8572 жыл бұрын
Kudos to Michael Gough for being Alfred through all four movies. There's been mediocre Batmen, but never a mediocre Alfred. Yes I'm including the Snyderverse performance. Also Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze is so great, it's obvious he knows that the movie is shit anyway, but decided to make it so-bad-it's-good. I literally thought that George Clooney acted like George Clooney in a Batman costume on my first watch. Also the amount of times I thought "who wrote this shit" was in the triple digits.
@jamlym49747 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that this was the last Batman film that Bob Kane saw. That IS sad.
@sasuey6 жыл бұрын
Still more then Bill Finger (Batman's co-creator) ever got.
@JRF10046 жыл бұрын
I’d have really wanted him to see the Nolan trilogy
@taegotkash6 жыл бұрын
Glad the last thing stand Lee saw was Avengers 4 and Spider-Man 2, far from home. Or at least he shit cameos for them, he was good friends with Bob Kane too
@uscman5 жыл бұрын
@@sasuey Bill Finger sadly never even saw Tim Burton's Batman movie...
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
@@uscman Now that's a crying shame
@kite86805 жыл бұрын
Batman: Poison Ivy, why would she help escape Dr. Freeze? Robin: Well she’s definitely evil.
@coronerin473036 жыл бұрын
I also love how Clooney made no attempt to even tone up for the roll. He barely fits in the batsuit. There are times he turns his head and his mask is so loose.
@Dr.Moogle5 жыл бұрын
He put nearly zero effort into the role. Funny thing is he seamed to know the source material really well, like more than just an entry level fan. There are a few interviews were he talks about talking to Joel about the different sides of Bruce and a few really deep cut theories like playing Bruce as secretly gay. Just like Chris brought up in the video. Why he didn't bother to use any of it is unknown. He checks out mentally once people try to press him on this movie
@david_79865 жыл бұрын
Yet he agreed to play Stan’s gay dog in South Park
@robynwilde2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this review at least 10 times, which is twice as much as I've watched the movie. I'm ALMOST thankful for the movie just so I can cackle like a maniac at this review.
@Raja19384 жыл бұрын
The Clooney Batman impression is spot on. I thought I was the only one who noticed Clooney's head-bobbing throughout the film. Drove me nuts.
@andriottijunior4 жыл бұрын
He still does it, sice ER. It's annoying.
@AsAManPodcast773 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that always noticed in all his films he bobs his head when he talks. Its weird
@tristanmichie47412 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno does that as well😂
@jakobthonen94114 жыл бұрын
I've watched this hilariocity so many times and I love it
@0nly.mally14 жыл бұрын
Jakob Thonen it’s better than the movie
@ZeeshaanBukhari222 жыл бұрын
So have I.
@drhenrywaltonjonesjr Жыл бұрын
The combination of Chris and John is unrivalled for movie reviews.
@charleshermetix38864 жыл бұрын
This review NEVER gets old ive seen it like 10 times...the nic cage moment is golden btw
@ZeeshaanBukhari222 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣
@zankfilms28984 жыл бұрын
"You killed my parents, I made you. You made me first" "Im not gonna kill you, but I dont have to save you either." "Hey, the heat is on." Really lives up to the others.
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
Everybody just yell and scream at each other nobody is civil anymore nobody thinks what is like to be the other guy.
@Twrlsum3 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 When the chips are down, these, uh, so called civilized people... they’ll eat each other
@erainmartinez81753 жыл бұрын
this movie is stupid
@PurooRoy3 жыл бұрын
*Don't forget that one:* "I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to."
@MichaelAChristian12 жыл бұрын
"Rubber lips are immune to your charms"- Robin. Is that his most famous line?
@skys13315 жыл бұрын
"let's pretend you have never watched this movie" I actually never have
@isaacbobjork70534 жыл бұрын
I envy you
@mauvem4 жыл бұрын
I bought the DVD. Because it's fun.
@toddkurzbard4 жыл бұрын
And you should consider yourself incredibly fortunate.
@zombiewolf32444 жыл бұрын
@@mauvem it's fun!? WHY? Would you Make A HORRIBLE JOKE INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS MOVIE I SPENT TWO SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL!
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
I've seen Batman & Robin when I was a kid I'll never see it again.
@hillbillyentertainment91425 жыл бұрын
People staring at Batman's nipples, he's like "Hey! My eyes are up here!".
@jlord50784 жыл бұрын
Picasso: Oh, I disagree.
@christ-abel87743 жыл бұрын
"Thanks, Joel Schumacher, you really set the tone for this movie. And the tone is : ASS !" "Just look at this neon nightmare. It looks like a futuristic sex toy." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ZeeshaanBukhari222 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@agirlnamedbrett.6 жыл бұрын
'OOOOHHH MONEY MONEY MONEY' ...that had me laughing good. thank you.
@brucelau20234 жыл бұрын
We have Christopher Nolan to thank for saving this beloved franchise
@captaincanaveral3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Nolan: (to the Batman franchise after Batman and Robin) I’m not going to kill you. *Directs Batman Begins and makes it his own* Christopher Nolan: But I don’t have to save you.
@captaincanaveral3 жыл бұрын
@@ladismakita9583 rubber lips are immune to your drama
@captaincanaveral3 жыл бұрын
@@ladismakita9583 the heat is on
@captaincanaveral3 жыл бұрын
@@ladismakita9583 this is why Superman works alone
@captaincanaveral3 жыл бұрын
@@ladismakita9583 you two boys aren’t gonna start fightin’ over little old me now are you?
@veteranredbeard62224 жыл бұрын
BatMAN is so PC, that one of the names he recommends for batgirl is bat person. Lol
@dannymadrigal51128 жыл бұрын
Thank you God for Christopher Nolan
@bla77216 жыл бұрын
And Zack Snyder
@HugoStiglitz886 жыл бұрын
Damn right. The Dark Knight trilogy is still the best comic movies ever by a mile. That says a lot considering the stuff marvel has put out and man of steel and watchmen which were actually amazing DC movies unlike the rest.
@thefrogzilla26 жыл бұрын
B La snack zyder
@theonlychickensama83536 жыл бұрын
Hugo Stiglitz I kinda found them boring, they gave off the batman vibe that bored me. Oddly enough Batman and Robin is one of the few Batman solo movies I enjoyed, since it was so goofy and none batman like in any form.
@deathgaming43346 жыл бұрын
+Diet Sexual_Chocolate If you're not joking or making a sarcasm i honestly think you should see a doctor. if you think this movie is in any way enjoyable
@manuelrex1178 жыл бұрын
Clooney: Hi Freeze, I'm Batman Bale: No you're not. LMAO! That was a perfect ending to this video xD
@russellallen99264 жыл бұрын
I was literally crying when John talks about batman telling commissioner Gordon he had 11 minutes to thaw the people out then leaves🤣🤣
@0nly.mally14 жыл бұрын
I was dying also when John was talking about the hidden button 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆🤣
@sevenapollo68823 жыл бұрын
"Hey Batman, could I borrow one of your lasers? I mean you have ice skates built into your boots, could I borrow one of your extra lasers? No? You're just gonna leave? Well FUCK YOU TOO!!"
@masoomsyed93773 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite part of the video
@sandeshbhosale16173 жыл бұрын
I didn't watch the movie but I died laughing watching this 😂
@vsauce46785 жыл бұрын
As a 6 year old I loved this movie and thought it was epic
@teddythekingofbears5 жыл бұрын
How about now?
@daviddamasceno60634 жыл бұрын
I still love it, 33yo
@jonno.alexander4 жыл бұрын
Same, I was 9 yo boy and thought it was a masterpiece.
@roncur4 жыл бұрын
Then you nagged your parents to buy toys I’m guessing
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
Good for you man now go watch JOKER (2019) it's not a kid film.
@mymicks219 жыл бұрын
I had tears welling in my eyes when you said this was the last Batman movie Bob Kane ever saw. Thats so terrible.
@levismith45159 жыл бұрын
serves the fraud right
@imbatman38119 жыл бұрын
uh bad time?
@Sodacake9 жыл бұрын
+Adrián Díaz He was dead by 1974, so he likely only saw the Adam West Batman movie before he died. Poor bastard.
@grantreed97909 жыл бұрын
+C Delany Bill Finger was the true creator of Batman. He came up with everything that makes Batman great. All Bob Kane did was come up with the name. Oh and scam Bill Finger. Bob Kane got what he deserved.
@gabrieleriva6519 жыл бұрын
+C Delany Bob Kane was a fraud and a douche, so he deserved it.
@jonathansmith5465 жыл бұрын
Alfred isnt sick, he's trying not to follow through when he's farting.
@NK-uu2vt5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@somerandolad4 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment.
@ch33zybreadtrellie44 жыл бұрын
The reason he said “mr freeze” like that is because he’s told that the guy turned folks into blocks of ICE. so Batman can said it like “oooh ok I get it... mr FREEZE” like he sees the play on words of it and not impressed. It’s like saying it with a smfh
@bonycultist69923 жыл бұрын
I thought since Batman has probably been crime fighting for a good 5-10 years I took it as Batman saying his name like it was a another day at work
@vulturebarbatus36107 жыл бұрын
*1997* Me: This film is so bad that it's hilarious instead of being atrocious.. Friend: This will be a cult classic in 20 years *2017* Me: My Ass
@la26716 жыл бұрын
Joy Aloysius but it kinda is a cult classic
@hotheadedmax99616 жыл бұрын
Leon A it is for me, because when I was little I un-ironically loved the shit out of this movie. And now every time I see it, I’m just like, “eh that was pretty fun.” Because the nostalgia is too strong.
@BRBonGiediPrime6 жыл бұрын
And bat ass!
@hotheadedmax99616 жыл бұрын
Kortni Edwards bat nipple
@Jaywill2136 жыл бұрын
Joy Aloysius pmnbjb
@anotakulynx61876 жыл бұрын
Intern: “Isn’t Bane supposed to be an intelligent terrorist/strategist?” Joel Schumacher: “Yes, but why don’t we make him a huge, bumbling Hulk guy on steroids that can only mumble?” Intern: “But that’s not what he is…” Joel Schumacher: “Your fired.”
@KINGBADASS1007 жыл бұрын
Comparing Batman & Robin to the 60's show is an insult to the 60's show.
@LoverOfManyArts6 жыл бұрын
True
@alejandrovillalba31435 жыл бұрын
Comparing any of those with the real Batman is an insult
@carlossilva68285 жыл бұрын
the main reason for that the 60's batman show "WAS ACTUALLY FUN"
@misspriss24825 жыл бұрын
@@carlossilva6828 Yes. The 60s Batman was deliberately cheesy and it was self-aware. They played it straight with a wink at the audience.
@carlossilva68285 жыл бұрын
@@misspriss2482 exactly say what you want about the 60's show but a was cheesy and corny but a less respect the intelligence of his audience a was the right amount of goofy and the right amount of smart at the same time, batman and robin feels more like is mocking the adam west era of batman by trying be that and a the same thing insulting us thinking we will ignoré the fact this is just a giant and shallow comercial for toys.
@MaxNeugebauer.4 жыл бұрын
6:15 I would think Alfred ordered pizza because Bruce and Dick were planning to have a pizza night, but then the distress signal show up and changed their plans, and Bruce went: Whoop, gonna have to have a pizza night some other time. We gotta go and save the day. Which has happened a lot in the powerpuff girls episodes. I’m absolutely sure it was the same with the beginning of this movie.
@ManateeMentality4 жыл бұрын
5:00 “It looks like a futuristic sex toy.” Omg it totally does.
@njsm24197 жыл бұрын
13:18 "Most comedies are only an hour and a half long." My reaction: Most jokes are less than a minute long
@randomguy66796 жыл бұрын
Damn
@thomasretrogames80384 жыл бұрын
"No, you are just George Clooney with rubber nipples." That line cracked me up :D
@maloperverso81184 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a Damn Good Movie! Nah, just Trolling..... LoL!
@yamibrian30997 жыл бұрын
Bill Finger was fortunate enough to not live to see this travesty of his work and Bob Kane was. I have never believed in karma more than I do now.
@uscman5 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd at least seen Tim Burton's first Batman film
@rhakeshg94068 жыл бұрын
thank god bane got his redemption in the dark knight rises thanks to the legendary christopher nolan
@triplem61638 жыл бұрын
That bane was ok but any things better than this shit
@HrittikAzad8 жыл бұрын
That wasn't bane in DKR, it was more Mutant Leader than Bane
@crossrun47438 жыл бұрын
+Hrittik Azad no, it was bane without the venom steroid
@deadmanlord08 жыл бұрын
+Hrittik Azad just a realistic bane
@veganmikey17 жыл бұрын
Luiz Rhakesh I was still sad at banes eventual demise in the film, and his revealed inconsequentiality to the endgame. Saddened me as a fanboy, but worked for the film.
@LongfellowDeeds-jy2le5 жыл бұрын
I personally love this movie because it’s so bad. Every single scene has something to cringe at.
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
See it's like poetry
@ryanhinckley64724 жыл бұрын
Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi It’s so dense, every single image
@AbsoluteApril4 жыл бұрын
it's so terribly cheesy and amazing, I love it, every pun and stupid moment.
@terrology4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@fal0810694 жыл бұрын
I have the strong conviction that this movie was trying to bring back the 1960's Batman tone. But we weren't in the 60's anymore, for better or for worse... I also believe that this movie accomplished one important thing (whether intentionally or not): it paid a homage to a certain Batman portrayal that we will not see anymore, to a tv show that was a product of its time.
@VegasGlaive4 жыл бұрын
Dude I just discovered your channel recently and let me just say....fuckin magnificent!! Your hilariocity videos had me and my friends crying from laughing so hard. Good shit bro!!!!
@rjkroeplin98155 жыл бұрын
It took me getting to about 7 minutes in to realize that I've SEEN this movie and I saw it when I was about 7 years old on a VHS my parents bought. And I'm not kidding, I actually liked this movie when I was that young. Now I'm just sitting here in shame thinking "Wow. Absolutely not. There's no way. NO."
@Cyberfan21674 жыл бұрын
It's okay dude we all have our opinions and they change I also used to like this film but watching after a while made me realize how..... interesting it is
@TG-nhl4 жыл бұрын
RJ Kroeplin I used think it was good when I was a kid too, your not alone
@rjkroeplin98154 жыл бұрын
@Waut Dooghe Haha I promise I know that, thanks
@theartofwar78064 жыл бұрын
Don't sweat it. I used to watch Green Acres on TV when I was a 5 or 6 and I loved it. Stupidest shit I have seen now.
@leoduke53112 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie as a kid, and I now realize it was intended to profit off of kids, so I can understand why
@angeliquemercado27246 жыл бұрын
" That's why every poison Ivy action figure comes with..." I'm done. 😒
@johnnyzero88536 жыл бұрын
angelique mercado It totally explains why the movie was referred to as “2 hour toy commercial”. Uma Thurman should go back to the Quentin Tarantino movies.
@allengreene99545 жыл бұрын
Cybernetic Nerd This was before she did the Kill Bill movies. This and the Avengers knocked her back for a few years.
@johnnyzero88535 жыл бұрын
@Allen Greene Uma Thurman was in Pulp Fiction before Batman & Robin.
@ashtonchane61265 жыл бұрын
Yup, that was just about my, reaction when I rewatch, this crapfest of a moive.
@allengreene99545 жыл бұрын
Cybernetic Nerd Yeah although she still wasn’t that well known. Although it doesn’t matter who was in the film. Michael Keaton or Christian Bale or Ben Affleck could have been Batman in this film and it still would have sucked because of how badly and how corny it was written.
@davidmayberry31905 жыл бұрын
I really want to see "Nippley Circus Action Man The Movie" now.
@jlord50784 жыл бұрын
You have! It's called "Batman and Robin!"
@jaysonraphaelmurdock88124 жыл бұрын
Starring Richard Simmons and directed by John Waters.
@davidmayberry31904 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 I miss Richard Simmons, especially his Letterman interviews.
@robbiehen9 ай бұрын
I miss this version of stuckman :(
@chrismayhem54476 ай бұрын
Like a different person.
@JediKnightoftheTifaCult5 ай бұрын
He would probably defend Batman and Robin now
@anom67075 ай бұрын
Yeah i doubt he’ll ever make a hilariocity now knowing he’s in the industry now, I don’t blame him but that probably means he won’t ever be honest and likely wont make vids with theflickpick
@ij6365 ай бұрын
He'd defend Fant4stic now
@Stevenirons4 ай бұрын
That's ridiculous @@JediKnightoftheTifaCult
@burningflag36795 жыл бұрын
Cloony: Hi Freeze I'm Batman how's your day? Freeze: it's chill Cloony: great have a good one.
@alvallac21715 жыл бұрын
*Clooney
@roncur4 жыл бұрын
End of movie
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
You could've said "Great have a cold one." 🤣🤣🤣
@burningflag36794 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 lol yep that's a good one.
@thehat22435 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't talk about Ivy's quote when Robin is essentially hitting on her near the end: "Slippery when wet". 👏
@tetisus94648 жыл бұрын
Why does John Flickinger talk like he's providing commentary on a WWF show?
@julio53487 жыл бұрын
The juice amps you up, that's why.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Julio Araque But he's always like that, though... Very funny guy, but I can't watch him for too long because his energy levels are tiring me!
@ChildOfChaos076 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! I thought I was the only one who thought so! Lol
"also on a very sad and unfortunate note, this is Bob Kane's last batman film that he saw, How sad indeed" that is so fucking depressing.
@seanisnthere8 жыл бұрын
This movie killed Bob Kane
@gamerman48838 жыл бұрын
lol
@gtagamer12486 жыл бұрын
It don’t kill him
@tprime27025 жыл бұрын
Eye cancer is a real thing. I've seen it. 😂😂😂
@ReverendBenzo5 жыл бұрын
But Bill Finger lives on in our hearts.
@david_79865 жыл бұрын
Lol
@crunchy15474 жыл бұрын
I also love the way Batman says “Mr. Freeze” so confidently right after listening to that random dump of exposition he had no idea of beforehand. It’s just so stupid and perfectly sets the tone for the train wreck you’re about to watch.
@NorthSea_19817 жыл бұрын
I was 16 when this movie was released in 1997 and I saw it in the theater...even then, I found it absolutely awful.
@tannerwilson48436 жыл бұрын
NorthSea 1981 I was 10 when it came out and the same thing.
@joeyzapata67866 жыл бұрын
The song Bone Thugs N Harmony did for it tho was tight.
@coronerin473036 жыл бұрын
NorthSea 1981 I sadly remember buying the comic for it...
@dantan12495 жыл бұрын
NorthSea 1981 I was 6 and loved it.
@nateblack86695 жыл бұрын
I was 10 :P
@sohaibsanaan41394 жыл бұрын
They went from this to the dark Knight in a decade is really very appreciable.
@ArchdukeOfBelgrade5 жыл бұрын
Ok. I m addicted to this channel. That gorilla when Poison Ivy shows is reference to legendary scene from "Blonde Venus " with Marlene Dietrich and Cary Grant. This is movie for kids so they can buy toys. Thats it. We NEED Barb Wire with Pam Anderson review my fave guilty pleasure movie.
@brettmastema70563 жыл бұрын
At least one person in here noticed things like this, It frustrates me, Schumacher should have really have made something amazing with that flair of his. I feel, he never properly applied this style any piece correctly. He started as a costume designer after working with Halston. He wrote the scripts to Car Wash and The Wiz. Maybe he did not have the self awareness to bring things like that to his movies. He also probably was constantly made to not get too gay with that stuff. Although Phantom he also made into a mess, so who knows, it's a shame. LOL - And i love Barb Wire - The best Casablanca remake! (i love trash film)
@king50ace24 жыл бұрын
RIP Joel Schumacher
@jimbowlan58043 жыл бұрын
I love the guy but I feel bad for him he apologize for this movie when it was the studios fault they made this movie straight for the toys and Schumacher took the blame for their shitty script
@timmersd.86634 жыл бұрын
*stuckman*: No one does that ever *electrical engineer flipping a particularly beefy high voltage switch*: Oh yes...
@jimbowlan58043 жыл бұрын
I now flip switches like this
@joedredd11688 жыл бұрын
All that prick Bob Kane created was the name Bat-man and a shitty picture. Bill Finger as far as I am concerned created Batman. He came up with Bruce Wayne, his origin, Gotham, the Batmobile, his suit, utility belt, Wayne Manor, Robin, Joker, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Catwoman, the Riddler, the Penguin, Commissioner Gordon and he created Batman's nickname 'The Dark Knight'.
@ahhunter77018 жыл бұрын
Like with Stan Lee.. Steve Ditko created the costume, etc.. But his name is not rung as much..
@RJ-me2tv8 жыл бұрын
Damn talk about taking the credit
@ricardocantoral76728 жыл бұрын
I thought the Joker was created by Jerry Robinson ?
@joedredd11688 жыл бұрын
+Ricardo Cantoral no Bill Finger all the way.
@joedredd11688 жыл бұрын
+Ricardo Cantoral Jerry did the first concept sketch. Bill did the rest.