Christians are the Most Judgemental | Is It True? | All Def Comedy

[@jaysales6466]

"Are you trying to slow down to heart beat," Had me dying 😂😂😂

[@IzzyBoi83]

“You a fucking criminal, I ain’t asking you shit else” 😂😂😩💀

[@ashleimichael562]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joelbeezyy]

“Moses split the Red Sea and Jesus gonna split the defense”

[@reginaldcompton9170]

The fact that i read that as soon as he said it😂😂

[@kadeemkcampbell]

😂😂😂😂 i weak here

[@daisythomas8094]

@@reginaldcompton9170 SAME OMG

[@jay_bbygirl]

“It depends on what song he performs at the gate.” 💀

[@realtalktherapyreactions]

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[@onomeejobe5347]

'Tell him what you neeeeedd ohhh tell him what you neeeeeeed' 😂😂😂

[@icetheking4310]

Onome Ejobe always my favorite song in church

[@dumillion23]

Onome Ejobe "i need a neck". Lol

[@autianiaellison3214]

I thought it was Jesus on the main line tell him what you want 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@synsanguine]

Autiania Ellison I was thinking the same thing 🤣💯

[@CHRISRILEY-wr6nm]

"Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need"!!😭😭😭💀💀

[@ogs_on_60fps68]

"Can I have a neck?" 😂😂😂

[@godofchaos007]

"Strap me up my ni**a" I died XD

[@olive9762]

"kids are baby goats" I died 😂

[@himreddy1553]

Ducky Momo _ 😐.....😐....😅HaHAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🐐

[@KateOwino]

Joining you in the grave , Ducky Momo ... Oh, my tear glands.

[@rantsandfaves]

I randomly just thought of that line today & had to come watch this video again.

[@Need4Speed5000]

He's not wrong though! That's what they're called :P

[@ivahndebruinvenom9940]

Haha

[@ktharris12]

This man said "tell him what you need Can I have a neck?" had me dead for a full 2 mins

[@melihavoc]

i watched that part 3x!

[@ashleytenae1300]

“U gon get hit by lightning, and then ya suit gon fit” ahhh😂😭

[@louisanyame-addo2049]

Kenyatta Harris yo i am dying literally fucking dying from that I’m wheezing lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂💀💀

[@mariahchambers9708]

I swear to god I was dying

[@j0gatu]

LMFAOOO

[@solizerr]

"Jesus on the main line tell him what u need 'can I have a neck?'😂😂😂

[@blackfrogkermit]

"That's too much for the pastor" lmao

[@mssparkie81]

blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂

[@5starmaniiiVice]

blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spunshbop757]

"Are you trying to slow your heartbeat down? You're a fucking criminal." lmaooooooooooooo

[@where.is.Anthony]

“ARE U TRYNA SLOW DOWN YO HEARTBEAT?!”

[@xuanmauge9322]

Aye I scream dawg 💀

[@iamalegend5620]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stratocheese]

"Patrick shut up" BAHAHAHAHA

[@MillaAye]

John finally laughed tat made my day

[@racermaniak]

There is another episode were he laughs. I think the episode is "Are blacks republicans?" or something like that

[@steve-harveyy]

I liked him better when he was the silent guy in the background.

[@GIBBSKIDS1]

racermaniak "are blacks republicans" definitely isn't the title lol

[@carolinengo2082]

Mu made him laugh before LMAO

[@cazsnap]

The title is "All White People Love Trump - Is It True?". He laughs when the black guy said that he was voting for Trump. It wasn't an out loud laugh, but you could definitely see his smile and move.

[@A98712]

They predicted Megan Good would marry a pastor.

[@JOamelie]

They were already married... Nice try😂😂😂😂

[@NatashaEh]

THIS NEEDS A PART 2

[@NatashaEh]

because it was entertaining?...

[@swaymj6792]

Im No Chef Natasha don’t answer dumbass people

[@slumplump]

I love it when John starts laughing

[@lucienx2442]

6:40 *FIRST BLACK MAN TO GET JOHN TO LAUGH*

[@shane1421]

First human.

[@franciszek9652]

What about Mu Johnson

[@sa-vy1gf]

lewis belt made him laugh in all black people are democrats at 7:47 and that was filmed in october 2016

[@ismaillafraouhi9471]

Stevie did it too, go see the smash or pass edition.

[@SuperHalfie]

@@franciszek9652 best episode. That man is dead funny.

[@kelsyejordan]

I'm a Christian and the answer is yes. Some are judgmental by the first time they lay eyes on you, they don't even have to meet you personally.

[@spencercrane6420]

It all depends on the eye of the holder. I might be trying to save a person and tell her/him about the love of jesus and what he did for us, but they might think I am forcing the word on them. The key is not to do all the work and throw it all at once. Be nice and respectful and tell them nicely like anyone else would, then let God do the heavy work because that's what he loves to do.

[@clarissapeyton7466]

Kelsye Jordan THANK YOU

[@Meegoreng100]

but in all honesty if you lived in a multi -religion country dont u think all extrimist people of said religion are like that.

[@smokeybear1925]

Kelsye Jordan I don't believe you are christian

[@kugyhtds5643]

I'm a Christian too, but I'm shit at it

[@justkeepitanonymous419]

My grand mama said lmfao stop it

[@cslworldwide]

“Tell him what you need” “Can I have a neck?” Rofl

[@zerip9756]

Lol

[@Kinobambino]

😂😂😂

[@nizzle172]

Everybody shut the f*ck up... Patrick shut up

[@VENPLUS]

"you gon get hit by lightning, then your suits gon' fit" LMAO

[@rodprops]

😂😂

[@heroshyma69]

"Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need yeah" .... Preach!

[@melissaloney30]

heroshyma69 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@LottoLogista]

"Can I have a neck?" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@Shante1019]

😭😭😩💀

[@adamwarren9539]

heroshyma69 you see John laughing😂😂😂

[@chanaella]

I have never heard this version I always heard “tell him what you want”

[@angelina_allanson8759]

5:49 Dude: would you ever consider Scientology? Other dude: man helll nah Dude:but what if they told you they could make you instantly famous? Would you ever do Scientology do? Other dude: helll yeah...

[@IshiMonae]

had me cryinggg lolllllll

[@sandragrayson3520]

JOHN LAUGHED!!

[@elizabethjane5572]

“Kids are baby goats” mans wit the malcolm x quote!

[@RR-kb4uc]

Well that is what you call a baby goat.

[@high_as_icarus5057]

"If god had a super power what would it be?" "Being late."

[@KiajaKenard]

#TheRealest.

[@EsiaAF]

v. train this had me dead😂

[@akumaisreal2090]

@Elton Francis it's a famous phrase to say "he's not always there when you want him, but he's always on time" or "the lord works in mysterious ways", to explain away why nothing happens when you pray for something.

[@prissylily25]

I Am DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@akumaisreal2090]

@Elton Francis your whole statement is why the concept of religion is flawwed. Everyone preaches of love and forgiveness, yet there are feuds about which religion is real or which one is right. And my favorite thing is when people like you always say "well, you aren't kissing God's ass every day, so why should he help you?". What kind of suck and twisted being would create a sentient race for the sole purpose if being worshipped, that's just plain arrogance, one if the things were taught are "bad". You conveniently talk about those who aren't Bible thumpers but what about the ones that are? What is your excuse for those people who pray, but nothing helps them. I already know the answer: It's part of God's plan, the Lord is testing you, or some other vague bullshit you'll say until something coincidentally good happens then you say "see, it just wasn't your time! God is always watching!", You're all opportunists that say whatever fits your agenda, do not speak to me about "evil" and "wicked" lol what a joke.

[@Bull66th]

Oh my finally i got to see John cracked... Dude have been with straight faces all this while, thank you Nate Jackson!!!

[@NateJackson]

I cracked him!

[@glennjeffers8040]

You gon get hit by lightning... and then your suit gon fit.

[@Bull66th]

Yes you did man. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK right there...

[@itmekeko]

when was it?

[@jaxf4140]

"Can I have a neck" lmaoooo

[@Thando_Khumalo]

"Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need" 😂😂😂😂Even John couldn't hold a straight face

[@Okieant]

So we gonna just sit here and pretend that Muslim girl ain't fine as hell?

[@ItsDCGangster]

I'm not pretending

[@dukeluoji]

Ain't nobody pretending

[@expertspawn7957]

Alie she fine

[@ladoislabonita7995]

Elvis Maduro I AM NOT GAY BUT I ADMIT!!!

[@iAzaria]

She bad 😍

[@MrTcastonia]

God will always and forever be Morgan Freeman if he was a celebrity

[@iAzaria]

MrTcastonia true af

[@mysticangel192]

MrTcastonia YES THANK YOU!😂😂😂 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@KiwiPokerPlayer]

With Kurt Cobain as Jesus.

[@MrTaymizzle]

I said the same thing!

[@booradley0131]

Yesssss

[@tsdiggs78]

I'm going to need a full length version of Nate singing "Jesus on the Mainline" 😂😂😂

[@troywest7419]

Tahir~" Are you trying to slow down your Heart Beat!!!"2:38

[@mikebeon2539]

i cried yo lol

[@102wolfking]

Lmfao

[@qraee]

"You a fuckin criminal" LMFAOOO

[@himreddy1553]

Troy Boi _ 😯 *Im ju-Im just tryna...* 😂😂😂😂

[@user-hz4uy9tw5z]

John swallowed a giggle HAHA IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@gatesog_4320]

4:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man said god is just another name for lebron. Dead!

[@spoolindsm127]

Any chance to disrespect jesus a jew finna take it

[@shannilove2801]

Sorry for them on judgement day

[@idk9276]

a5m That’s funny

[@r.r.l.s.5538]

Lyric Gospel y’all pussy ass can’t take a joke

[@Rarediel]

@@shannilove2801 no such thing lol

[@TheTribalFreshie]

*Reads title* _Scrolls through comments_ ☕🐸

[@gloru3707]

TheTribalFreshie Sameeeeeeeeee

[@chandlerbing7136]

exactly

[@spencercrane6420]

Good, you'll find a real christian in the comment section somewhere rather than this guy making us look bad. he doesn't even know what he is talking about. The only thing good about him, is that he might be christian.

[@DrinkLennyD]

TheTribalFreshie fax

[@pettypanda4703]

MEEEEEEE

[@kiana4803]

As a Christian, the answer is yes

[@terrezharris5262]

memes n stuff Agree, us Christians can be judgemental like a mf. That why i don't go to church that much. I rather read the good book at home instead.

[@kingswithdreams]

Terrez Harris yup the body is the temple you can read the bible/pray at home🙏

[@awesomeherring8064]

The Rap Game I mean no matter what way you slice it Christianity is one of the biggest religions in the world anyways so whos to say that the slave owners were solely why one race is more primarily one religion over the other. But at least if you agree to be Christian have it because you feel in tune with it rather than just becoming muslim or jewish to "deviate from massahs religion"

[@woods6616]

Especially them old black baptist women they judgmental as hell

[@kimberlycarter5915]

memes n stuff i

[@safayacarbon536]

"John swallow that giggle" this has me toooooo weak

[@girl88853]

"I don't know how many of you guys go to church, but I sure don't" 😂😂😂😂 Had to pause it

[@kelechi9854]

I can't believe y'all didn't say god would look like Morgan freeman

[@carlystorrer747]

Kelechi I was thinking Bob Ross

[@ashleyyybabexx1460]

omg i was fr thinking morgan freeman

[@CodeNameKrm]

This kind of movie needs to happen. With sam jackson as the devil lmao

[@potte2314]

I think God would look like a homeless person because the Devil was once the most beautiful angel in heaven. He uses appearance and surface value as a weapon to steal peoples' minds, hearts, and lives. God uses the soul to reach people, to guide us.

[@MellowSorrow25]

I was thinking Jason Mamoa or Wesley Snipes

[@vannakendrick2415]

"Can I Have A Neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Tell Him What You Need A Jesus On The Main Line"

[@christianbartoletti5842]

6:43 hahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahhahaha "can I have a neck"

[@asiadavisgurl1]

"If god was a superhero, what would his super power be?" "...being late." BITCH I CACKLED 😂😂👏👏

[@dumillion23]

asiadavisgurl1 same lol

[@qrimson574]

Same Dead ass lol

[@Gabrielle-Esther]

The Man in the middle testing them be creaking up silently laughing and shaking trying to hold it innnnnnn,Lol!!!!!!!

[@cookiemonster333444]

"You gon get hit by lightening then yo suit gon fit" lmao I died

[@rosearmor4534]

"tell him what you need- can i have a neck? tell him what you need"

[@cree101]

“Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?” My heartbeat actually stopped 💀😂😂

[@iamalegend5620]

I died

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

That's not really a "Christian thing", it's a human trait. It's hightened in Christianity because there's a standard to live by and people trying to hold people accountable, BUT a lot of times it's done in a hypocritical or ignorant fashion.

[@x18dicekx]

EagleZtoTheGrave That's the truth

[@darianborneo2236]

EagleZtoTheGrave well put

[@GSBundling]

EagleZtoTheGrave comment of the day-ay-ay!!

[@nklas9997]

EagleZtoTheGrave I like to see smart people like you

[@crybabykermit8651]

EagleZtoTheGrave .

[@Jamaican_queen25]

"Jesus on the main line.. tell him what you need"!! LOL he is a fool man!!!!

[@ImJustTre]

Are you a good comedian? It’s inconclusive Why they do my boy Trevor like that 😂😂

[@cjdixon1995]

that boy got pipes singing like that. He need to make that into a real gospel song. I'll be singin "Tell him what you need yeeaaaa. tell him what you need" Every day.

[@greenapple8883]

Cameron Dixon Um, that is a real gospel song

[@cjdixon1995]

GreenApple 88 Thanks for The clarification. I'll change that statement to not an original composition but an Arrangement or his own version of the original song.

[@greenapple8883]

Cameron Dixon It might have been MY interpretation of your comment, I was just letting you know in case you wanted to get your praise on lol!

[@cjdixon1995]

GreenApple 88 Don't worry man I got you but please be sure I will be looking that song up cause I need God in my life nowadays for sure.

[@MsTaLaiah]

Here's the song Cameron: open.spotify.com/track/4IuZSeIKsfmMEYLr6tAd67?si=bpDhRGskTIK3MEKu1I3WQQ I heard it growing up in baptist church as a little girl. This is different because we all would sing together as a whole congregation. Juanita is talking and commenting on this version.

[@lebohangmakwela9206]

PART 2 PLEASE!!! The guy who was singing killed it.

[@omaripantin6729]

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[@urmom3315]

“Tell him what you neeeed” *“Can I have a neck”*

[@yemisimustapha7191]

what happened to kev😂😂😂

[@mssparkie81]

Yemisi Mustapha I don't think this is an episode Kev would be on! 😂

[@JenniTulls]

Yemisi Mustapha You're so right. Kev would of been a perfect fit.

[@nitaliataylor5741]

Andrea Carter why not?

[@remietaylor5043]

Nitalia Taylor he a super christian 😭

[@caralove93]

Yemisi Mustapha I was thinking the same exact thing

[@KMill-xb3uc]

Kids are baby goats...😂

[@MaYen1]

K. Mill when he said that I was howling :L

[@IISoLiDuZII]

It’s true kids are baby goats , children are baby humans , that’s what he meant .

[@RB-nj4py]

I love that muslim chick, she’s dope

[@latrellinderson4214]

God is just another name for Lebron.....I'm weak 😂😂

[@RealisticEnt]

"You gone get hit by lightning, then your suit is going to fit." lmao

[@jerzeyallen4539]

“That’s too much for the pastor” 😂😂😭😭

[@User01-y5x]

Water is literally boneless ice

[@arionringo1660]

Yal I’m crying ! When he said “I needa neck “ 😭😭😭😂😂

[@yourfavoriteperson5327]

7:40 - 7:47 This is legit the funniest all def vid I ever seen💀💀

[@mvrzmusic7162]

“You gone get hit by lightning and then your suit gone fit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WishyouWoods]

The actual song is Jesus’ on the main line, tell him what you (want)...but he was doing his thang yes praise God!!!🙌🏽

[@red7iris]

GODs Gift24 i kept Saying that ! Lol

[@joybeyda7010]

I was saying the same thing! Where did he get ‘need’ from?!???

[@omegapuppyttv]

John has been in SO MANY videos and he’s always completely serious and straight faced and this is the first time I’ve seen him laugh, let alone crack a smile.

[@shekinahbamberg825]

Kids are baby goats, Tahir "idk what just happen"

[@GabeTheGreat]

"I don't know how many you guys go to church but I sure don't. But sometimes when I used to.." I'm done lol

[@brandilee8421]

The atheist is my favorite person😂😂 “being late”

[@mikalahhodge3181]

Actually the Bible says love all and doesn’t say that Jesus hates gays it says he loves us all for we have all sinned

[@briannaabel8854]

where?

[@cambellcambell2462]

@Nicole Conner wrong it states rape is a abomination

[@treycoa7598]

um have you read 1 Timothy 1:8-11 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers-and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me. so he does go against homosexuality but also murders and slave owners. And also you cant actually say the bible doesn't exist scholars who are atheist and don't practice religion what so ever have to admit that Jesus story cannot be made up. As they investigate it and check roman history it is in their. Criminal investigators who try to take it and say its fake say the witness accounts are to massive and the exact same thing to consider fake. You can make up a lie and with 12 people (aka his disciples) can keep it in between them and try lie to everyone this happened. But the thing is he was crucified by a roman leader in front of a crowd of people that also wrote the event down and also effects the people . so the thing is that with so much evidence of it happening you cant say the bible is not real. Then to also note the people who were his disciples later die horrible deaths with torture and crazy ways to die but yet all of them never said Jesus isn't real. I mean heck the man that betrayed him hung himself . But you can believe whatever you want though its your choice you said your opinion I said mine

[@itssjdrip]

1995 GetJiggyWitIt BLASPHEMY

[@hilol7402]

1995 GetJiggyWitIt Finally someone with a brain

[@allyg2009]

Not even Jesus could save Tahir from them reads. They always coming for him 😂

[@reddsmoke904]

"You gon get hit by lightening, and THEN, that suit gonna fit" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@bryson_1101]

Been waiting a minute for one of these

[@imnotcreativeimc1415]

6:55 that shit is too funny. Flood. Late. Mass murder. Late. It goes on and on lmao.

[@GobyTSB]

the guy doing the test was struggling so hard to not laugh out loud hahha this needs a part 2 please

[@kaym9904]

"Tell 'em what you need" "can I have a neck??" 😂😂😂

[@mayaphillips150]

He pulled up Proverbs 23 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaliyahsymoneee]

First time I’ve seen the lie detector guy laugh😂

[@TVTENDV]

Wait, so is they is or is they ain't the most judgmental? This video told me nothing.

[@romeda5156]

It told me Tahir need to pray for a neck…

[@cheveyo1332]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. They all seemed judgemental

[@johnredcolt3]

You must be new to this series. The title just slightly describes the content in the video

[@dontfall2476]

My mans, get your grammar skills together.

[@TVTENDV]

Dre H it's a reference to Louis Jordan's song "Is you is or is you ain't". Also, Chance the Rapper

[@deandrejohnson740]

"If it was Halle Berry............. WHAT!"

[@holdupnow2326]

DeAndre Johnson 😂😂😂

[@saraitownsend6086]

"Tell him what you need ohhh yeahhhh can i have a neck oh yeahhh"😂😂😂😂😂6:40

[@tyronetyrone5989]

"Kids are baby goats".I legit had to pause the video and rethink everything about my life after he said that

[@itaylormeeks]

First of all.... Halle berry is pretty but when the last time she been with a black guy?? 😂😂 yall aint gettin none of that fym lmaoo

[@astrayblue1]

Damn I had to actually think about that LMAO good point

[@JenniTulls]

Tay Eric Benet.

[@IllMatic97]

Halle Berry overrated

[@GASM0N]

She married a black guy once....

[@astrayblue1]

jpkp012345 unfortunately some black women think that way

[@espyq6119]

Lol I fell in love with Nate when he started singing 😂

[@Alex-ty5xj]

"Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?" 💀💀

[@kiwichrisfan29]

That "Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need. Can I have a neck?" At 6:25 has me physically hurt 😫😭😭😭

[@drxhunter]

I could easily picture Patrick laughing at the neck joke hahaha!

[@a98176]

I would let Michael Jordan and LeBron play while I sat on the bench and talked with Jesus.

[@_Trey-3]

Lmao "get the fuck out"

[@jknumber5138]

7:00!!! I agree with all that realness

[@siaravanexel7833]

JK number5 real shit though, he didn’t lie!!

[@carrot1681]

this is so much better than buzzfeed

[@thomasbrady7390]

"Tell am what you need, heyyy"😂😂😂💀

[@mickey1090]

When I said “Kanye” I swear I laughed my self to death came back alive rolled over and ran through the house. I couldn’t stop laughing and replaying for 30 min

[@kimmy1743]

"tell them what you neeeeeed, can i have a neeeck" (pointing at tahir) 🤣😂😂

[@ohba887]

I just love how JOHN keeps laughing. He can't stop!

[@ChristinaGina]

It feels so weird seeing this at 666k views. I feel filthy.

[@0Nadia1997]

We are all judgemental, doesn’t matter if your religious or not we’re still all judgemental!!

[@ccrackmyribs]

"You goin get hit by lightening, then ya suit goin fit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bwell2019]

If Jesus had a super power what would it be? Being late 🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laaauuureeen]

"Are you tryna slow down your heart beat? You a fuckin criminal, I'm not asking you shit else"