CHRISTMAS CRAFTING SPECTACULAR with special guests

Episode 25 - Season's Greetings! Just a silly, overly-long-to-create video for your Christmas entertainment. Had a lot of help with this one and I am really grateful to each of them.
‪@Digitiser‬Both Biffo and Sanja are Christmas Angels.
‪@ashens‬Always happy to help out... Nicest guy in the world!
‪@bobbyfingers‬Lending me his unsuitably sexy voice for a Christmas episode. Some people just CAN'T hold back. Thanks so much, Bob!
Aaaaaand my beautiful daughter Beth, the true Christmas star.
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[@BernieFishnotes]

"my dad got a monkey, when they were new"

[@Dan_Does]

Ha

[@sonnyjimm23]

😂

[@greatestytcommentator]

We were poor... we always had used monkey

[@mikevincent8728]

Those Patron names absolutely did for me. I think I'm dead now. Beth is a superstar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dan_Does]

Bless her!

[@quinbee_creates]

Just came over from Bill Making Stuff so this was my first Dan Does video. I feel sufficiently entertained. And traumatized. Definitely traumatized. Hope you're feeling better.

[@Dan_Does]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@countryfriedminis]

An utter masterpiece. Thanks for putting in that hard word while you've been feeling cruddy!

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks buddy. Merry Christmas

[@fancifuldevices]

What im getting from this is you can burp on demand, have an immaculate NY accent and the cutest daughter ever.

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you

[@johnnycarcosa5974]

The kiss between the 2 Dans was disturbing just like the scary Santa bot... what a finale... merry christmas Dan and Beth

[@Dan_Does]

Merry christmas

[@njmcliffe]

Like auld acquaintance this video shall never be forgot. At least not without intensive therapy. Merry Christmas to all and a happy new year to boot.

[@iguanian]

I feel your pain. I got Covid for Christmas too.

[@Dan_Does]

I didn't have covid. But my sympathies

[@iguanian]

Clearly I just had to try and one up you. Haha I win....wait....crap. @@Dan_Does

[@randbasic]

Thank you DanDoes! 😂 It’s a Xmas miracle! Hallmark and jingle balls! lol 😂 “BlueBallMark”… Robot Santa Gimp? lol 😂

[@Dan_Does]

Glad you like it

[@congenitallycretinoidsomna2877]

"Jingle bell end". Glorious!

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks

[@congenitallycretinoidsomna2877]

@@Dan_Does I'm glad I found your channel, I am currently binge watching.

[@Dan_Does]

@@congenitallycretinoidsomna2877 very much appreciate it

[@radiantuser]

BAFTAs all round. Merry Christmas Dan!

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas

[@jameslivingstone8267]

Merry Christmas Dan! Hope you and Beth get well soon! Truly the best Christmas movie I've ever seen!

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you! Already better. Merry Christmas

[@AmberMarieArtStudio]

Awww!!! Merry Christmas, Beth! 🥰

[@Dan_Does]

She says, Thanks!

[@JDtheBlackPhoenix]

you win Christmas this year.

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you 😀

[@ragozzinehq]

“She comes from the big glass forest, where they sell art shivs for a very high amount!”

[@junkers4561]

I don't usually watch melodramas, but I couldn't tear myself away. The script, direction, acting, song and special effects are simply incomparable. Who is this beauty with white hair and a red beard?

[@Dan_Does]

An enigma

[@slimehousetv]

Much respect for powering through and getting this out, merry Christmas dude!

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks bud. Merry Christmas

[@jamesrauch9103]

Nothing much better than hanging out with Dan for Christmas.. does that mean I'm one of the cool kids?.?.. Or probably not... Best wishes for you and yours Dan..

[@Dan_Does]

You too! Merry Christmas

[@Mixxie67]

My husband and I are watching 20:00 (approx) at 1:30 am Christmas Eve/Day. My husband got back from Midnight Mass with awhile ago and I spent the night wrapping presents. This is such a strange, fever dream way to end the night. Merry Christmas!

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas

[@bennydeckard]

And a merry christmas to you too beth!

[@markhanson9508]

I was going to point out that you didn't have to badly composit yourself together to kiss Yule and Figgy. You have a twin brother. Then I felt physically sick and had to have a lay down. I cannot have this evil alone in my head. Now you know it.

[@aaronglaab6304]

A true holiday classic. Im hoping after the holidays you start work on some bots so you and a certain someone can have a go at bangarang it the gutterlands. Bring that sibling rivalry back out

[@euansmith3699]

ASMR = Absolutely Sickening Masticatory Repulsion. Once again, Dan Does spoil us by putting so much work into another "crafting video" 😍😍😍 Also, the guy's got a set of pipes on him. 🎶🎵 By the way, does anyone know if Dan's beautiful sister is already in a deeply loving relationship? I'm asking for a lonely... lonely... loooooooooooooooonely friend. Thanks to Ballmark Films for finally showing us what the Southern States of America really look like.

[@Dan_Does]

She's very high maintenance

[@MrJef_Paints]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Death bot ornaments so in the modern spirit. Hope you feel better. I like 🍰!

[@lanceanderson8318]

end loader buckets, but who knows what you crazy Britainians call them

[@Faecaloma]

you clearly watched christmas hallmark movies because your rendition is exactly like every single movie they make. merry christmas, dan.

[@Dan_Does]

I've seen a few

[@Merriwen]

It's Pob!! The story of the two love birds was so deep and nuanced... I loved it! It made me cry!

[@bonce]

Merry Christmas Dan and a Happy New Year, Borth

[@Dan_Does]

Same to you!

[@SynicalHypocrite]

I am a few videos behind... What the hell have I just watched.

[@Dan_Does]

A fever dream

[@DIYKOM]

You’ve outdone yourself on this one!

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you

[@AverageJoe-v9t]

Dan your daughter is a legend mate and long live Ben Deckhard 😂😂😂

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you 😀

[@MichelletheMiniatureMisfit]

That was the best Christmas movie I have seen since Scrooged for sure. I was pissing myself laughing, thank you so much for all of your hard work and merry Christmas to you all.

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas 🎅

[@leeislee]

Can i just shock you? i enjoyed that, despite how it made me feel.

[@thewiddler1746]

This movie had the weirdest commercials

[@Dan_Does]

Haha

[@greatestytcommentator]

Why dont Smartphone cameras have a measuring app yet? Cant be that hard, can it?

[@rodneip7077]

Merry Christamas!

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas!

[@kevineleven5610]

Like cool hand Luke, "you gonna get your mind right boy" . I'll be in the toilet cause therapy is where-i-pee. ➡️ 23rd minute looking awesome 🎉

[@canoebadour]

Is this the Mr Biffo from Biffovision, the one and only BBC pilot that got cancelled before it got started?

[@Dan_Does]

Yes, and What an injustice that was.

[@moda78z]

Wtf! How did I miss this one?! Bill, Dan, whoever you are, you’re freaking hilarious 🤣😂

[@Dan_Does]

I'm Dan.

[@greatestytcommentator]

​@@Dan_Does😀

[@billdefranza4927]

Right. That settles it, then. Dan is the weirder twin.

[@billdefranza4927]

Congratulations, Dan!

[@sharona1981]

Recommended by Ashens. Subscribed by me. Excellent stuff. Feel better soon!

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you!

[@nagasadow99]

Damn this was great. XD you really nailed the Hallmark channel movie feel, well done sir! Hahaha the Christmas! Uuurrkg! Bit was really good as well. It's always interesting to watch a build from start to finish. Great job on the video and the film, it reminded me of the ship from the Explorers at first. This episode really made me laugh, so thank you for all the hard work while you're sick. xD

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you for watching

[@patrickkennedy3786]

Your suffering is pure gold. Merry Christmas!

[@ethobbyshow]

I'm speechless other then this left a big ballmark on my Grammy nominations of 2023. lmao incredible work Dan Merry Christmas & I hope you are feeling better.

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks buddy. Merry Christmas

[@wietsesartsythings969]

That was disturbingly beautiful and weird and gross. Great work again Dan!

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you kindly!

[@greatestytcommentator]

Bobby Fingers, Biffo, Ashens and that Dan Bloke... Amazing! KZbin algorithm is shit btw... i had to dig for this... god...I'm bored.. xx

[@Dan_Does]

It is shit. Thanks for watching!

[@medusaritchie]

Truly spectacular. Seasons greeblies everyone!

[@Lorfyed]

Holy shit, that was amazing! Can I get a VHS copy to add to my Christmas movie collection? Merry Christmas and happy generic holidays.

[@Dan_Does]

Go fund me is on it's way

[@claybass3631]

Brilliant! I left this a different man than I arrived... Thank you, and merriest of Christmases to you, and yours.

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas to your lot also!

[@DaLavenderhillMob]

DAN! Christmas was ages ago and I'm really suffering Dan does creations withdrawals. Please drop a new video soon chap, love your work

[@Dan_Does]

Any day now

[@greensun5998]

You can take the girl out of Bell End but you can't take the Bell End out of the girl.

[@Dan_Does]

Haha!

[@Lageno]

First we see Dan wake up from a one night stand with Dan. Now we see Dan romance and violently make out with Dan. When will we see Dan "married together" with Dan?

[@Dan_Does]

I have a problem

[@josemendes5069]

Oh boy... that kiss will haunt my dreams for ages . great episode. the santa/bauble/thingy turned out great. love the paint job. As usual, great video, I had quite a few good laughs . best wishes.

[@Dan_Does]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@juriaan13]

All hail kringlecorp

[@jjmetrejhon1743]

I'm three minutes in and I've had to pause twice to breathe for that "C word makes me retch" gag xD I too believe in simple things like cakes. I fear may be a cake extremist in fact. Also, I knew that Figgy and Yule would end up together, because come on, it's a Ballmark film, but that kiss was everything I hoped it would be. I hope Beth Does is okay after hitting her head, and I hope that mountain of presents didn't hurt too much (or was that more acting? I hope it was acting). Genuinely didn't expect that twist at the end! What a masterpiece! I love santatron. I want a santatron to put on the tree! We shall have to see what bits and pieces i can scrounge together.

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks for watching. Amazed you can watch a Christmas ep in the middle of July!?

[@jjmetrejhon1743]

@@Dan_Does Thank you! I don't get out much. :D

[@nickharling3902]

God bless Cringlecorp

[@patrickvanzandvoort8465]

Dan Does a Masterpiece’23

[@napalmmachete]

I'm getting KVN vibes from final space :D

[@Dan_Does]

*googles*

[@dwarfanage9379]

Beth’s screams of terror were extremely well done. Merry Christmas

[@Dan_Does]

Bone chilling!

[@Bequeefed]

Santa bot reminds me of one of Dr Robotnik's creations. Could you craft skipper the eye child in one of your future vids? "Hide your shame, Liz"

[@sonofatwitch82]

i have the flu at the Minuit and its hit me very hard

[@Dan_Does]

Sorry to hear it

[@oldex6564]

A masterpiece of the genre. Beamed the whole video through.

[@Dan_Does]

Very kind

[@MarcNewitt]

How did you manage to get Sean Dyche to take part in your video?.....

[@Dan_Does]

Don't know who that is?

[@MarcNewitt]

@@Dan_Does Everton FC Manager

[@markhanson9508]

Wait... Was that Ashens? What? How?

[@Dan_Does]

We're friends

[@Lekdog]

This is the greatest piece of media on the internet

[@Dan_Does]

Very kind

[@Blitterbug]

"your Mya's hairy hole..." I dunno what the hell I just watched but I need more

[@SpruceCampbell]

Boss had the strangest pro wrestling promo I've ever seen. Wait....4th strangest.

[@kevincoon1809]

😂

[@DanceswithDustBunnies]

Jingle Bell End...that's a piercing story, sir!

[@metaman1982]

I'd totally rock a Kringlecorp sweater. Kringlecorp logo on black or red

[@nickharling3902]

Merry Christmas Beth! 🌲

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas

[@Arteroid0]

That was spectacular!!!!! ❤

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you

[@geebutts2835]

"A kiss at Christmas bell end" LMFAO mate

[@Pencliff]

I'm ill this Christmas so I can sympathise with the delirium but this beautiful ballmark movie has been a great distraction. Thank you

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you for watching

[@stephaniefunnell3873]

I love you sooo much. I've been ill for a month! Awesome work all round. Merry Christmas, Dan 😘xxx

[@Dan_Does]

Hope you're feeling better now?

[@talafenrith7042]

Great work! Thank you for suffering on to please us disgusting masses. Hope you’re feeling better soon ❤

[@Dan_Does]

Better now. Thank you!

[@theshizzen3988]

Made my day even now mid march 😂😂. I truly appreciate the Work that must have been gone Into this❤

[@Dan_Does]

It was a lot. Thank you!

[@n64lifepodcast]

That terrible grotto fire

[@Dan_Does]

Lest we forget

[@n64lifepodcast]

Hearing Sanja swear made me laugh more than it even should've 😂

[@domestic.adventure]

Epic video! You've outdone yourself! Merry Christmas!

[@Dan_Does]

Merry Christmas!!

[@Slacksalotprime]

That song… fucking laughed until tears! Great video!

[@Dan_Does]

Glad you liked it

[@cerisekappes580]

Amazing production !!!! Love the whole thing !!!! Merry Christmas and good health ❤😊❤😊

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you

[@cerisekappes580]

@@Dan_Does you are welcome 🤗

[@jblade8028]

john ashen is a good guy helping his small chaennel friend being a funky character in the bit skit teehee

[@Dan_Does]

Ok...

[@Danny.._]

best hallmark movie i've ever seen

[@emailusgenericus4890]

Santabot 2023 is superb. And the red and green accent lights are a clever touch during the build.

[@GhostFuture2000]

Nice to see Sonya and Mr Biro make an appearance.

[@jannebengtsson7338]

Instant classic Christmas movie

[@snorkherder]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours :)

[@Dan_Does]

You too!

[@AwkwardBirb]

Hope you’re feeling better and having a wonderful Holiday, Dan!!

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you! Merry Christmas

[@AwkwardBirb]

Also I think you have a budding mini-KZbinr on your hands 😂❤

[@goforitpainting]

So cool 👍

[@DaLavenderhillMob]

Ive got the bug too 😢

[@epsilonzero77]

Magnificent!

[@rabiesoflard]

Top video as ever Dan, Happy Christmas

[@Dan_Does]

Happy Christmas!

[@peterdoa1]

classic

[@EdwinK-13]

Can't wait

[@thombiezoo5453]

fan-frakkin-tastic

[@anothernate3302]

Dude, that was magic.

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you

[@f4lloutgaymer]

That was a perfect Hallmarque movie! 👍👍 You even got the Southern accents, and characters perfect. 👌 And your Kringlebot is amazing. Your daughter did a grand job, too. Have a Ballmark Xmas, good sir. 🤘🎸😎🎄

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you! You have a Ballmark Christmas too!

[@DarthBastard]

Once again the effort is extraordinary, and a song thrown in as well. Grab yourself a pint of eggnog on me (assuming a pint of eggnog cost 5 aussie dollars). Merry Christmas.

[@Dan_Does]

Thanks so much! Merry Christmas to your lot!

[@grindandclick]

An absolute masterpiece

[@Dan_Does]

Thank you 😀

[@Iwashdishesforfood]

🤣👏 dying. This was amazing!