Christmas in Sakura School Simulator

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

0:19 “I’m coming towards you John” Me: Oh you’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Good one.

[@jqjig820]

Also wife: I'm taking the kids

[@masonjimenez4455]

...

[@sunoo3423]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache jEllAl

[@thesamurai343]

Lol

[@zoie6013]

Bijuu: “Here I am John!” John: *sleeps*

[@zombiefvckerr]

*John is dead*

[@chemicalvampire]

@WeirdoWeeb Studios *Plot twist*

[@paulinemcarthur3766]

Here i am *jOhN*

[@Mrarc99-b8i]

3:44 WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CAR

[@snufkinthegay9095]

Bijuu: gets hit by car Daughter: *Imma pretend I didn’t see that*

[@Hoque622]

Can you make the zombies in Satilla school please

[@hohoko-chan9481]

@@Hoque622 ?

[@franchesca1125]

@@Hoque622 uhhh ???

[@YuriHigh]

@@Hoque622*SAKURA school simulator

[@rumiikq]

No one: Bijuu: *tells dramatic oscar worthy story about death, divorce, and Christmas*

[@animegirl6698]

*clap clap clap 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@pregnantsonic9567]

Clap clap clap* Amazing

[@BOO88877]

Biiiijiuu miiiikee!

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

Beat youuuuuur biiiiiike!

[@unknowns78]

🤧

[@Gracie0620]

I died when this happend John: *cries* *hits someone* *continues crying* *suddenly realize it crashed

[@gothxbunny]

I really love the part where it suddenly crashes XD😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@cheesy-lps7004]

Girl: Here I am John! John: *still sleeps* *plot twist: JOHNS DEAD*

[@spencerj74]

.R.I.P. JOHN

[@janeceokeefe4988]

*then his soul wants to get back in him*

[@zombiefvckerr]

@@janeceokeefe4988 *DUN DUN*

[@matthewzuss1553]

Cheesy-LPS yes

[@ryanjung1131]

Cheesy-LPS MY NAMES JOHN.. x-x

[@Ifinallychangedthis]

Bijuu: It’s time to unwrap this “present” Me: *Spits out holy water*

[@khateardellelabrador6137]

You spit it out cause its holy water its only for heaf

[@leroyrasquinha1496]

I am very angry at you nutter butter

[@Ifinallychangedthis]

@@leroyrasquinha1496 crap

[@leroyrasquinha1496]

@@Ifinallychangedthis what's with the crap?

[@rafarafarafar]

@M i think he means gacha heat

[@janeceokeefe4988]

Hot shanta: *le far away* John: **ZzZzZz** Hot shanta: **Gets closer** John: *Insert screaming girl from why are you running meme-*

[@jinkred]

Bijuu : “Here I am John.” John : asleep

[@sadpeppapig8274]

I just love how the boy literally flew out of her arms and landed on the other side of the street and just stood up and walked away

[@MaxYvonne-eu4qt]

I WANT TO PLAY ANYWAY!

[@OgerponXD]

@@MaxYvonne-eu4qttoo bad little Timmy 🩴

[@antoniaflores5839]

The beginning of the vid was a whole drama😂

[@tesh3387]

Ikr xD

[@Not._alex]

😂😂😂

[@frolinevillarosa3645]

More like a cringe and awkward drama

[@haj_27]

Omg it's funny

[@yongfeitu2139]

I was laughing

[@clowndori1215]

Bijuu: *runs car over hill and twists it in the air* also Bijuu: “ the reindeer has been drinking a *LITTLE* “

[@Mimiara]

0:00 - 1:44 That made me cry 😭 it's so emotional, the crashing of the game at the end was just the icing on the cake. You deserve an Oscar for this masterpiece.

[@BijuuMike]

thank you yes i am an amazing director

[@Mimiara]

@@BijuuMike Yes you really are 👏👏

[@rajniarora8118]

@@BijuuMike yes you are you should make this a movie

[@ania519]

Yes, I will act as the kid

[@mellowmxxn]

Bijuu Mike Can you do Twilight next?

[@k.a.i4955]

In the beggining it looked like one of those k-dramas 😂😂

[@LilianaDaCatLover123]

1:26 I like how the kids just walked away like they didn't see anything XD I did like that skit though 👍

[@whatno8277]

Same name XD

[@LilianaDaCatLover123]

Cool! :D

[@whatno8277]

@@LilianaDaCatLover123 :D Yeet

[@rajniarora8118]

Same

[@meniixx]

170 like :> and true I laughed at that XD

[@mystic_wxf9194]

This is single-handedly the best drama show I've ever watched. 10/10.

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

School girl: HeRe I aM JoHn John: *i literally couldn’t care less*

[@aryehadventures9657]

Lmao

[@wnsnavigator73]

Lmao

[@chemicalvampire]

Lmao

[@miyuji.akademi.rockers]

Lmao chain

[@Nose-wn2pn]

0:19 LMAO! John is sooo me in the morning when my mom wakes me up for no reason

[@managerkaren7043]

“I’m coming towards you John ;) “ **Anger intensifies**

[@managerkaren7043]

:O✌️ thank you Scrub-pai 😖✌️

[@SuperDoody2011]

Love your profile pic k :]

[@managerkaren7043]

The unicorn girl Ladybug thank you 😌✌️

[@lili1706]

The girl: Here i am Jhon! Jhon: *sleeping*

[@radwataha3740]

Its yandere chan

[@donut7334]

It’s beginning to look a lot like murder....

[@peacemouse]

Every corner that I turn

[@KarutoZoaldyeck]

Yes

[@ihilaru]

Yandere sim?

[@philiphamilton9674]

Donut The Christian Everywhere you go....

[@emersonm.3500]

@@philiphamilton9674 senpia's bothers some childhood friend is flirting with him again

[@teacaeku3621]

Hey Bijuu Mike did you know you can clone people in Sakura School? 1. Wear the ninja outfit 2. find Bijuu Mike 3. hold hands 😏 4. Activate clone 5. Go hold the clone mike’s hand 6. Press clone button again voilà salads

[@aiinvv]

*crashes into someone, then the game crashes*

[@mariamkouyate1740]

The game crashes into YOU :O

[@dontcare2957]

Omg are you a blackpink fan

[@insensitive-lover8184]

@@mariamkouyate1740 That's trippy...

[@nataliegill4656]

Here Mike is telling such a sad Christmas story and here I am laughing hysterically in my apartment; ignoring my neighbors banging in my door

[@mmmmmmmmmmmhhmmm]

The intro was so funny omg I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@Vawnette]

I was laughing like a maniac when I saw the intro 😂

[@Asterxxy]

Same lol

[@5o5ah]

Same xD

[@fishsticks8030]

*watches the intro* Me: ... Also me: THIS IS THE CONTENT I CAME FOR

[@yosairasanz3697]

YESSS QUEEN!!!

[@wnsnavigator73]

YASSSsssS

[@divadigest9630]

0:00 - 1:46 Saddest love story of the year lol

[@wasteofbandages7093]

The most saddest Love story ever

[@joyiebbyu9984]

Trashcan OoP I

[@localfilo1929]

To put props on the table, you can sit at any table and open the character editor then go to Item then it should pop up with the table icon, click that and it should place props on the table. If you want to do it another way, you can open up the item menu and reposition the item you want onto the table. Hope this helped:)

[@lemonmeringue2589]

Mike : being emotional Game: crashes Mike:

[@spkybravo7752]

This is a comedy when bjiuu hits hatusk she was this getting to scholl

[@spkybravo7752]

@@joyiebbyu9984 that's not normal please that's not chating u can't kill people in Sakura school they not even players u only play as one player Rina tamaki

[@litzydiaz1566]

Ok i started dying when she got ran over. I laughed so hard i drooled lmaoooo

[@IndubitablyNoah]

Nobody: No one ever: No even the all powerful scrub himself: Mike: Im TaKiNg ThE KiDz

[@rajniarora8118]

But mike is the most powerful scrub

[@anderfoxie732]

@@rajniarora8118 they're all bijuu tho

[@rajniarora8118]

@@anderfoxie732 oh

[@sasukesleftknee1287]

Daz games..

[@The_Border_Hopping_twins]

Wow that intro was hilarious 😂 so much tea was spilled in this video😂

[@zanie496]

Poor John He just wanted to sleep!

[@amismelllikebutt3203]

Yehah

[@skyy2370]

@Irene Mabitasan GilLMAO

[@nanzarlihtway2384]

Your intro laughed out my soul i've never been soooooo happy in my intire life

[@autumnrain4495]

What I want for Christmas: *A nice green salad*

[@cheezekeke3951]

1:16 Saddest anime deaths

[@randomrandom9837]

*John* is literally me when someone wakes me up😂

[@pat_gamez_596]

Same

[@krishnagiri1525]

Mee too 😂

[@jellykokokiyaow700yearsago9]

Lol i sleep 2 seconds only.

[@maddiefarrell3267]

Me too

[@henricocarleon493]

SAME LOL. MY MOM WAKE ME UP EARLY

[@skinnycaleb]

1:21 THE KIDS JUST RUN OFF LIKE " BYE MOMMY I DON'T LOVE YOU!"

[@MiL0.]

1:48 when you’re daydreaming in class and then the teacher calls your name

[@beni8164]

Woman: Oh John~! Merry Christmas~! John: Fam, I just wanna sleep Woman: I'm coming towards you John~! John: You know what? I'm getting a restraining order........

[@memez44]

John: sleeps Girl: I'm coming towards you John *Law And Order sounds intensifies*

[@wnsnavigator73]

😂😂😂

[@canceldottore2023]

My earr

[@SPEEDYSAILOR_.]

"Come on lil' sally." *Earthworm Sally has joined the chat.*

[@wowl140]

You made me stop watching movie just to see this 🤣

[@chrissycope2919]

“I wanted to eat sushi before I die” Why did I laugh at that-

[@abbym11111]

Girl: *breaks in* John: *sleeping* Girl: *gets on the floor to lay down and yell at him* John: *still sleeping* Girl: *gets up off the floor, walking in loud heals toward him- still yelling at him* John: *still sound asleep* Girl: *doesn't say a word or make a single noise* *not a single sound* John: *jumps out of bed like there was some sort of explosion outside* I- explain thisss 😂😂

[@sadpeppapig8274]

Lol

[@seiyarules]

XD

[@jemmajay3094]

Omg the start killed me 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ the children even ran away from that woman

[@dusterhead]

john just tryna sleep

[@erichannecristobal2984]

Yeah

[@bennyphommasith9827]

School gurl: hErE I am JoHn John: gurl can u leave meh alone I'm tryna sleep here

[@rebelevade]

Karen just took the kids John why-

[@peltchan5728]

Bijuu:*dies* Tom and Sally:okay im going

[@moonshine3053]

Well, notifications worked for once.

[@littlecut_ieroblox2599]

8:00 that car was so happy😂😂

[@clown8168]

"im coming towards you john. Merry Christmas." Im died so badly during that part

[@yuronira3910]

John is clearly a tsundere😂

[@shweetie.nuggets7212]

What did I tell you about bothering me while I’m sleeping!!!! Me: I’m like John lmao 🤣

[@piggypig241]

Me to

[@burnt_patato4752]

that was a great story you should do it more often

[@aiinvv]

*"can the dog get hit by the car?"* *me: hello? peta?*

[@memez44]

Game: well yes but actually no

[@janeceokeefe4988]

*Peta, don't sue me*

[@venus3639]

Buij:I'm coming towards you Josh:she's yandrere

[@deqression4692]

John:*crys because Santa got ran over by a reindeer* John:even tho i look like the Grinch

[@t0x1csug4r4]

bijuu: those are some big ol' tears me: those are some midoriya tears

[@sushi2666]

Girl: *gets into hot pose* John: *sleeps*

[@sejahterasembiring723]

Ohh yeah

[@paulinemcarthur3766]

Here i am *JoHn*

[@yuki_xz3738]

LOL John is So hahhahahahhasj8wbauxb

[@Taz42O]

Bijuu bro pls do more of these skits they are so hilarious if there is a vid for only these skits I'd watch it every day "father what did we do why dont you love us" "father pls dont say that"

[@guyk768]

0:19 That dance is hilarious. 😆 Christmas is the best time of the year. 🎄⛄

[@maretulv]

Bijuu: I hope they keep updating! Soccer a simulator in 2020: QUARANTINE UPDATE.

[@insensitive-lover8184]

"Get out of the road dog!" *Proceeds to push dog into road*

[@agnes0198]

when the girl came out of the house to leave her husband, she was hit by a car. It makes me laugh loudly XD and never stop until the aplikasion close 😅😌

[@khateardellelabrador6137]

B-):O

[@marilynwalsh7232]

“Oh it crashed” He made a joke without realizing it

[@lalidamoon8417]

🤣🤣🤡

[@user-gv3mr9jw7r]

HOLD UP-

[@ki8743]

Wait i dont get it ;-;

[@marilynwalsh7232]

Stavroula Panaritis Oh goodness this joke was a while ago, I’m pretty sure it was because he might have crashed a car and then the game crashed?

[@ki8743]

@@marilynwalsh7232 Oooh yeah, it makes sense, thank you 🤗.

[@marlanastone9678]

Geez... last time I was this early, Sketchy and Bijuu Mike were still together!

[@magnoliacoffee7994]

Bijuu! You should make a Christmas epidsode where you take over the Yakuza!

[@RYSELDrA]

"John... I'm coming close to you..." "What did I tell you!" What a freaking soap opera! And when she took the kids and got hit by the car 😂😂

[@johnmichaelponelas373]

1:42 the crash😂 then the app crashes

[@dishsoap4676]

*john I want a divorce* John: *laughs*

[@hevakai]

0:06 ohh John 😩

[@3at_my_4sskilla_queen_squa28]

Bijuu, your SSS always load in crazy while mine loads in calm.....very unsettling

[@Lalalallalala583]

6:22 can the dog die?-bijju mike 2019

[@chikoritapkmnfg7331]

bijju mike: "ima break into sombodys house disguised as a christmas tree! star wars ad: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@stxrrynxght319]

the beginning has to be the most 13+ content i’ve seen in all of bijuu’s video combined

[@sarahsims7706]

Sees intro. **Cries** "WHY, JOHN, WHY?!?!"

[@irisblytheplauta2695]

The intro was such DRAMMMAAA!!🤣🤣🤣😈 YOU SHOULD DO IT AGAIN!!

[@vanxdium]

“Oh John…Merry Christmas _BIG BOIIIIII_ I dress up as Santa for you” John: the only thing you got right is his fat Me: oof…dammmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Mikalikezwater]

The best Christmas intro ever made

[@samanthapaluch2297]

Girl: “John I’m here!” *me* “John jump out the window!”

[@almermiraflor1735]

The Beginning of this video will having an award... Best Murder Drama 2019😂

[@alandra7576]

“I’m coming towards you John 😉” “Excuse me ma’am, I’m John Quinones.”

[@angelsrealbrother9186]

Even if Biju Mike was old I'll still watch him 😩

[@LLCsir]

Bijuu Mike: We should be able to get married and have childten *But she's a school girl* FBI OPEN UP

[@michelletorres6884]

This is why I like watching bijou mike😂😂😂😂😂

[@salt2308]

0:19 “I’m CoMiNg ToWaRdS yOu JoHn~”

[@chrryblssxm]

That story at the beginning. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Oscar worthy!

[@playnow3831]

OMG when she got hit by the car and the girl on her right not even cares LMAO

[@myahlagredelle8174]

Am I the only one who laughed the whole intro 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItzJustWhisper]

This level of acting at the beginning deserves an Oscar

[@S1LLYBUGZ]

Hold up- If this was a Christmas intro *why didn't he make it snow* that would've been more Fitting T3T

[@kobiraikomeiji]

I Love the Anime Opening!🤣❤️ I'm begging for second season!!

[@Donnamacyy]

2:22 he needs some milk😂

[@VeryYG]

The beginning was priceless XD

[@Arisu_29]

This moved me to literal tears..

[@skydog0_038]

4:46 exactly looks like my aunts old husky dog he had that color and looked like him sense also that husky in the game looks realistic he had eczema so he needed ointment i miss him i also would have the Christmas spirit considering its my birthday month