Titus • Episode 30 • Three Strikes

[@christophertitustv]

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[@johncucinski3092]

His dad's line at the sporting goods store about guns is something I remember from when this first aired.

[@estiloespolon2394]

I miss this show so much

[@steveharrison3007]

I'm so glad I learnt English, I suppose being English helped me quite a lot, but I'm still glad I learnt. Thanks Christopher these episodes brighten everyday.

[@gildar8830]

Hilarious I laughed so hard my eyes closed from my cheeks rising up so high!!!!! Love this show. It should of had more episodes!!!!

[@DerekBarns]

What's weird is that I kind of agree with Papa Titus' philosophy of not covering for your kids when they get in trouble.

[@sharko3211]

DerekBarns is it weird that I actually agree with Papa Titus for parenting children? Like, not to the extremes he goes but the mentality works

[@fovarberma752]

Actions need consequences.... just not needlessly cruel ones.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

I remember saying that as a parent your responsibility to them kinda ends at 18 you raise them and teach them right from wrong but it is there own situation that got them into it trouble good luck kid maybe you should have learned when you got in trouble stealing cookies or candy growing up

[@Rougenstein]

Love the cut aways of papa tidus, classic

[@randomaggie6455]

You are a comic genius! Thank you for filling my home with laughter at this difficult time. Stay safe😉

[@ImAFatNerd90]

0:26 That's how Titus became Batman. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@cra0422]

The reason they broke Erin's leg in this episode was because Cynthia Watros had gotten pregnant during the 2nd season and really did injure her leg. So they worked the leg injury into the show and had her holding her purse or something else to hide her pregnancy.

[@randiekay4994]

She was pregnant with twins.

[@djsosonut]

Yeah. They've been doing a really good job of hiding her pregnancy the last few eps. Lots of black undershirts, above the waste camera angles, and random objects in front of her stomach that go along with the plot. Like the dresses in the last episode.

[@Harmthuria]

Thanks, I didn't know that.

[@michaelcuomo1352]

Also hence why there’s a pillow over her belly

[@Harmthuria]

@@michaelcuomo1352 And why she's so fat during the pie eating contest lol.

[@kennypekelsma9589]

Thank you for the flashbacks Titus. I was really disappointed when and how the show ended. I always thought it should come back. Either way, it's good wholesome family values. Thanks for posting up for us.

[@jeremyblackmouth3323]

Considering how bad you said the break up was with your ex-wife, that bit with the throwing star seems more realistic now don't you think Titus?

[@GrimmShadowsII]

The best part was when Titus was miming that Michael did it and Michael miming David did it and Titus sarcastically acts shocked that the cop hasn't made detective.

[@corrytincher8280]

Greatest show ever

[@HarbingerOfBattle]

My mom had a similar experience with a car dealer. He’s standing around with his friends and then he sees her and says to them “Watch this” then he walks up to her and he says “Hello there, what color car would you like to buy today?” Mom: “Dark red, so it matches your head when I run over it.” My mom rocks!

[@falcon3268]

Young Titus: Dad I want a gun. Ken Titus- You don't need one of those, son. The men in our family have penis's. My god the look on that guys face I swear the dad always comes up with some of the best responses.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

I always found that line kinda dumb. One reason being Papa Titus does own a gun and used it to try and Kill Juanita. Two it shows a genuine lack of self confidence because he’s saying that while in a gun store when if he was so anti gun he’d have no reason to be there or at the very least not in that Isle. He just went there to pick a fight and act like a tough guy which is all kinda of stupid. And three, as someone who’s had family use firearms to defend themselves from scumbags like the one who broke into their house in this very episode, I’d say a 12 gauge is a bit more useful in that situation. In short. It’s stupid comment made by a wannabe tough guy who’s fear of guns is a clear indicator to me and anyone with any level of understanding of the real world; that he’s the one sorely lacking in manhood. But that’s just me.

[@johncucinski3092]

@@canderoussnurd4265 They're at a sporting goods store.

[@StephsSpooky]

🤣😂🤣😂 definitely a Titus reboot! Bombshell is so much better than Erin!

[@Harmthuria]

The noly thing that makes me sad about a Reboot, Cynthia Watros wouldn't be there as much. I love her.

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@@HarmthuriaUnless they do an episode on how bad Erin's life is without Titus. The reunion special they had showed that Erin left Titus for Tommy because she couldn't stand the craziness of Titus' life.

[@Dreamer8991]

Thank you for releasing this video titus appreciate it..

[@PIXELSURPRISE]

New seasons of Titus need to happen!!

[@tracylangsley4064]

Very happy 😄 thanks Titus!

[@MagniKhan]

What in the hell? 9 O clock? I've been waiting all day, right here just refreshing. Thanks Titus, I appreciate these......even if I have to stay up late to watch it. ;)

[@static2099]

Thanks Titus!

[@gagemartin5519]

Thank you

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Watros is such a fantastic, hilarious talent.

[@federalconstitutionalist1945]

I remember this show it came out same time as Andy Griffith show. Good times

[@Psychoticupcake87]

I loved this show, so glad you uploaded it :)

[@GLynnQuint]

16:22 Fuck that 70`s show, THAT was a burn

[@CyBorgXG1]

Titus does it again!

[@STAXXX313]

that was a dope handshake

[@RothianFairmoon]

just wow. all these episodes seem more and more like the warning signs of the ex's well,..... yeah.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah. That's why an imagined reboot should have Erin become a drugged-out mess because she chose a wuss like Tommy (even though that's not what actually happened IRL).

[@darttoyou1398]

"Karma's only justice without the satisfaction, and I don't believe in justice" James Caan

[@drakeloki4214]

If this show was made after the divorce it would make more sense because she cones off as unreasonable sure Tidus was trying to hint to the cops but he didn't out right say anything until her brother tried to blame Dave for the crime ( which at that time she was sure her brother was the robber) So she would rather an innocent be arrested than the person she believes is guilty and then she gloats when it turns out it wasn't him like that was her position the whole time and let the robber steal things that were valuable and Tidus had an emotional attachment to.

[@Harmthuria]

*Ti-t-us

[@killerclone1786]

Titus not tidus

[@CommanderOfClits]

Punctuation. Try it sometime

[@koreanelvis]

I love how Erin wants booze right away instead of the pansy painkillers when hurting her foot. That’s my kind of woman!! I’ve always thought the Irish and Koreans are very similar!!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Considering that her family are alcoholics and substance abusers (her sister Kim is such an addict that she snorted prenatal vitamins like cocaine, huffs glue, paint, and diesel, and fights with her daughter over drugs), that could be that side of her creeping out.

[@FernandoGonzalez-vw5mo]

El. mejor show locooo

[@thehashdude1983]

I'm so in undoubted love

[@josephupchurch7138]

Vintage Hot Wheels, lost to a scumbag. The horror!

[@doteman92]

I actually sit in front porch one time waiting on the cops and watch them pass it by. I laugh my ass off.

[@davemonem8441]

"Asphalt comes in black, do you like black?"

[@GLynnQuint]

6:42 Guest appearance from Bruce Willis

[@CounterCultureWISE]

Love your show. Still gonna pack.

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

Hell yes

[@mmbfan2991]

Watch Episode 33 "The Wedding" before watching this. "The Wedding" carries over from "Private Dave", and events of this episode don't carry over into "The Wedding".

[@PFWoody488]

Looks like a clear cut case of "Identity Theft" to me. Right Erin? : )

[@cmtippens9209]

Yup...they're definitely covering for Cynthia Watros' pregnancy. 😊

[@evilclowntra]

Watched *NORMAN ROCKWELL IS BLEEDING* ... now I watch this ... *It's a GREAT day* Much Love ~ 😈🔺🦋 Stay Safe 😷

[@michaelthomas4275]

This has been my quarantine medicine... lol I need another hit

[@larryalden79]

❤

[@trevornorton2531]

Everytime I see Michael in this show I realize that everyone has a friend or family member like him all though some of them are women sometimes innocent usually guilty

[@Lynthari]

The network was stupid for driving this show off the air. Changing the core of the show would have killed it too, which is what they wanted to do, I'll never understand peoples stupidity.

[@e-manmartr_1875]

That uh, Birthday scene did not age well...

[@jezmas8499]

Sutitles spanish pleazd

[@crazyhead0116]

I think this is the first time Titus wears the same kind of bowling shirt that he wears in the neutral space throughout the rest of the episode.

[@aidengoodrich5974]

woah despite that pretty offensive joke at 16:05 really great episode

[@gildedliberty6090]

You missed his message. Titus is anti-gun.

[@ΒΞΔΝ]

They really do that shit tho. Plenty of videos out there, go look. There's a crazy one where a bullet comes down and kills a guy, there's another where they give a gun to a kid and he kills someone.

[@No_Fuse8771]

PC

[@beegwan1893]

Aiden Goodrich wussy.

[@silverblade357]

Yeah, that accent was pretty weak.

[@TheChrisHype]

“I love deez movies!”

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

I am willing to say this breaking into my home is more dangerous for the would be robbers because family of hunters then you add my 15 years of martial arts training and multiple years more of martial arts weapons training and self taught sword training then you add I have put multiple of my martial arts weapons near mine and my wife's bed and the front&back doors Then you add that i have at least 4 people who live near me who will more than likely call the cops if my wife son and I are gone one being my next door neighbors

[@fovarberma752]

Californian guy prone to violent outbursts don't like guns. Color me shocked.

[@johnny-becker]

I understand desperate times comes to desperate measures but is booze really the answer coming from a family of alcoholics and also earlier this season actually separated due to his drinking? Titus was wrong to jump the gun (pun unintended) as to blame Michael. Even someone like Michael would not rob from his own family. Though Titus is not family (yet), Erin is. Michael on the other hand, should have just sat down calmly and explain that fact that Erin is family, Titus is almost family, and he is appalled that Titus would even think of such a thing. But, hey, if that happens, we wouldn't have a Titus episode, we would have a half hour soap opera.

[@pamelacass9642]

You're asking about a situation in a sitcom from 20 years ago. Titus no longer drinks, he married, had kids with, and divorced Erin, his dad is dead, and he's married again. He's not mentioned his brother or his friends in years. Do the math.

[@NyghtsApocolypse]

Ever since Comedy Central played NRIB in all its cut censored glory, you have been the guy I think about every time I consider making a dumbass move. Still DID those dumbass moves but I thought about it!

[@laughingatu3699]

This is why this show got canceled it went from funny to stupid...it is stupid it's not funny anymore

[@pamelacass9642]

Too bad you're wrong. This predates #metoo by a ton, though.

[@laughingatu3699]

@@pamelacass9642 that's got nothing to do with being funny, but btw I'm not wrong the show is still canceled isn't it? Though so, because it's not funny. The fact that you bring up the metoo movement tells me you are a Karen looking for something to be offended about. Enjoy your life lmao 🤣

[@jmb72390]

Because Titus had a disagreement with the fox Executives at the time they wanted the couple to break up and see other people and cheat on each other Titus Titus make a big speech about it said no but the thing about it is the show was based on his relationship at the time with his ex-wife so that age well so to get back at them they moved the time slot to the point where they had no choice but to cancel the show