chronoir judges men who are trash | Nijisanji eng subs

[@Viennanviv]

Always appreciate the long translations! 🙏🙏🙏 11:35 please let me know if I'm wrong but shouldn't this have been "should we skip this one?". That's what I thought 飛ばそうかな would mean in this situation since both of them are known for being late to meetings and such. They are also clearly hesitant with this case because of this. And then we have knkn throwing a pointed comment towards kzh as well

[@sleepysleepynya]

OHHHH that makes so much sense😮!!! 飛ばす has so many meanings that the possibility slipped my mind… i’ll pin your comment! this info makes the context even funnier😭

[@xxSweetCandicexx]

Was about to comment but you did it first xD yes, it means "let's skip this" in this context

[@Viennanviv]

@@sleepysleepynya I'm just glad that I could help

[@yellow8980]

"If I were prime minister, you would've been dead" LMAOOO, I love this sentence so much

[@iridescentdemon]

"we'll rip your limbs off and throw you into a river, thank you!" lmaooo they're so funny. Thank you for translating

[@Chamomileghost]

The scumbag relationship discussion suddenly becoming an analysis of their own relationship was really funny

[@B.A.T-r]

the whole part about being late reminded me about that one time kuzuha was 7 hours late, also thanks for the translation!!

[@eitsukun]

11:26 even if it's against what Kanae would've done, he still considers it an act of kindness and tries to understand it from Kuzuha's pov... so sweet 😢

[@ying1296]

1:39 the way Kuzuha was like "there's not doubt! Death penalty!" I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🤣 thank you so much for the translations! subbed!!

[@hanayuuki790]

As a girl, I am very impressed at how considerate Kanae is. No wonder his ex gfs find him too nice. He is very thoughtful and gentle. He'd make a very good husband tbh but he should say things more honestly. But for the guy who said the girl was cute out loud, I'd honestly look at her and try to see his taste. If she is cute then I'd agree but if not, then I'd just judge his taste. Then again, he'd be dating me so ofc makes fun of his taste but also roasting me lmao I would rather have him say it honestly than lie. Even the curry one, like Kuzuha said, it could be said nicely instead of unnecessary disheartening words. If it could be fix, then I'd accept it. The presentation was also acceptable for me. If I find his words convincing and correct, I'd have no problem with that. The time taken to prepare and the precision to use and present it, is interesting in its own way but I dont think I could handle if it's too logical and most of the time. Once in a while is alright especially if its something serious. I think these are the ones I find very interesting. The rest I wouldnt like those kind of guys. The contrast between Kuzuha and Kanae are also fascinating. Kuzuha is more open and honest with his flaws and thoughts, even if it's with the person he likes. Thank you for the clip!!

[@stellviahohenheim]

I thought he's gay

[@lilyofthevalley7561]

the first one where they didn't have to explain why the guy was a scumbag 😂😂, they just straight up dissed the guy and left it at that the powerpoint one tho??? kinda psychopathic ngl -- that would be a definite ick for me too (ಥ◡ಥ) THANK YOU AS ALWAYS FOR CHRONOIR TRANSLATIONS! i've watched the original episode and understood segments so these translations are truly a blessing (ಥ◡ಥ)

[@corpiew]

id literally be besties with the last guy 😭 i mean unless he did some other unforgivable thing but the gundam parrot is actually metal

[@ktksmp6]

14:11 the way kanae looks at kuzuha lmaaooo ,dude never forgets Also nemu3 thank you so much for the translation!!

[@marumarochan]

Thank you for the translation!! I agree with kuzuha i think some of these guys could stand to lose some limbs in penance 😂 The powerpoint one sent me so bad, esp the first fairy's response. It's def not trashy behaviour but it is a little strange to think of your partner making this powerpoint (HOUR LONG??? HOUR LONG?????) instead of just like sitting down and talking. It's a lot more reciprocal than a presentation 😭 It's a shame they didn't get to touch on the parrot one more bc that sounds WILD omfg

[@joschisaurus182]

I believe the Powerpoint one is a great idea for people who struggle to communicate directly. If both partners cooperate on this, they could work through each topic while editing the pages to find a common ground. However this needs to be discussed beforehand, or otherwise it might feel like one partner dumping their pov onto the other person without giving them any room to share their own feelings.

[@m.i7211]

Haha, I do PowerPoint presentations with my friends for fun so I would be totally on board with this. That said, if there was a serious issue that needed discussing and then my partner whips out a pp to try to “convince” me without hearing my side first, that would piss me off 😂

[@shebecamesoup]

kanae's voice at 16:53 is just 😗👌🏻

[@dcardigan13]

Idk, if I had to deal with a powerpoint presentation persuasion for the next 6 months everytime we had an argument, I'd find it weird and tiring too

[@eitsukun]

For someone like Kanae who proclaims he has no actual love experience, he's got some pretty valid intel about the topic HAHAHA But really, the way he seems very enthusiastic this episode was really cute, and his thoughts are so articulate!! I'd love to have him consult about love life lol

[@uf4045]

You have no idea how many times I replay the PowerPoint part 🤣🤣 6:43 - 6:55 lol 😅

[@dcardigan13]

4:50 no, no, he was definitely gaslighting his gf. He wasn't genuinely mad because he felt wrongly accused. He wanted his gf to believe she was being absurd. Gosh this program makes me invested too 😂

[@jani7918]

kuzuhas laugh at 6:51 😭❤️

[@leannezzers]

Kanakana and Kuzuha may not fight these guys BUT I WILL 😭😭 these are AWFUL oh the poor listeners thank you for the subs!! This was fun to watch! They're both considerate TT trying to understand from both POVs sometimes people aren't trashy, they're just stupid wwww

[@kaguyahioguu12]

Kanae saying how even if it tasted bad, he'd say a kind comment like "it's too salty"... that's a real MAN right there

[@user-ri7wz7rveus4r]

This type of topic is so rare for them i love it. Thank you for the translation

[@bombom1157]

this episode was so fun! thank you for translating the whole thing!!, thanks to you the community can grow larger and many can enjoy it too.. i rly like how in kuronan vids you can always familiarize yourself with their individual body language and mannerisms its something more personal about them? plus they're more relaxed bc they're together so its more genuine and i kinda just noticed it on this episode particularly its so cool.. love them..

[@rosanna9868]

Thank you as always for the translations!

[@maya1469]

kzh's laugh at 7:46 🥹🥹🥹 i love that their response to the first one was just "immediate death penalty!" hahaha thanks for the translations 🙏🙏🙏

[@evilpufferfish198]

I cant thank you enough for your hardwork!! I love you!

[@bigsillyworm]

I really appreciate your translations!! The jp livers are so interesting but the language barrier prevents me from being able to watch them, so thank you so much for your hard work!!!!

[@ying1296]

17:24 is this an ace attorney game reference 😆

[@rielmni]

THANK U FOR THE TRANSLATION!!!:3

[@mmmandoo]

thank u for the translation!! this episode is really something 😂

[@angularz]

This episode was so hilarious and fun! Thank you for translating! 🫶🫶

[@norite6149]

Thank you for the translation!!!

[@stinac2686]

Thank you so much for translating this! This is one of my favourite Kuronan episodes so far and I was really looking forward to the translation!

[@CookChai]

Haha omg I love this! Thank you so much for the translation

[@krizzy2580]

Looool this was so funny!!!! XD Thank you for the translations as always!

[@lindaong122]

The moment when the topic about the boyfriend is always late, kuzuha paused for a moment 😂😂

[@iamelevin6432]

Its here!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!

[@ying-shijie]

Thank you so much for your hard work! ❤

[@RAMUDAAMEMURA-n9k]

10:10 you dont have to lie about it being good. you just have to appreciate the effort put into making it.

[@yana1907]

The Gundam one was so funny tho lmao

[@20meu21]

9:55 THISSSSS! ❤❤❤

[@satorumybeloved]

the last one lmao

[@aomiichi]

Fuckin hilarious episode 🤣 I hope for more of these with different themes, ty for the translations 🤣

[@michellehedwig]

bro the last one🤣

[@vonwaq]

THE GUNDAM ONE WAS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

[@Therefore_-us8tx]

With every video I see of chronoir, the more that clip of a kohai immediately choosing kanae over kuzuha is justified 😭 who knew a green flag and a red flag would make such a good duo /hj

[@voquc]

happy belated international women day

[@Xing_c0]

rips off his four limbs was crazy but i agree

[@mono_joonie4592]

14:09 LMFAOOOO

[@BeagleandBacon]

Kuzuha is like a nice guy who doesn’t really understand girls and kanae is definitely the girls’ girl lmao

[@m.i7211]

女性 would be more accurately translated to woman I think! Regardless though thank you for the translation🙌

[@doggypi1532]

First one and it's a 10yo girl whose friend and have boyfriend ~

[@vn2709]

6:52

[@DiegoSanstwen]

They should look at the men of NijiEN

[@maiyu1145]

Thanks for the translation!!!

[@pangolin_aed5617]

Thank you for translation 😭😭