A Man Had 2 Week Old Baked Potato For Dinner. This Is What Happened To His Brain.

[@chubbyemu]

eat potato🥔, brain 🧠 becomes potato. i dont make the rules around 🤷‍♂ here

[@Kolesha]

Thank you my nigga.

[@mike7652]

​@@KoleshaYikes 😬

[@deletdis6173]

You're out of control, Doc. 😂

[@doctormary-hs9fr]

One potato, two potato Eat potato, brain potato! 🥔🧠 🤯

[@ozekeswain2327]

😂

[@MontieMongoose]

If only he had a snow globe to wash that potato down.

[@AmaryllistheThird]

Don’t forget the gas station sushi 😋

[@FireAngelZero]

This guy has become the guinea pig of chubbyemu scenarios…

[@TheMikeMan777]

@@AmaryllistheThird Gas station nachos as well, YUMMY!! 😋

[@africanfartingfrog]

or a lava lamp

[@honeyhannie3164]

@@AmaryllistheThirdthat left a trauma in me

[@Ostinat0]

"despite the smell and the taste, he ate it" - every damn time in these videos man, unreal.

[@jessicadepot9181]

After these videos I'm consistently left wondering both, "how are people this stupid?" and, "how do they survive to adulthood?"

[@YamiHoOu]

Despite the body's natural reactions to not eat this, they ate it. 😅

[@RiggyRonnie]

Human nose: Intricately evolved over millions of years to differentiate edible vs non edible foods. This dude: I don’t care I’ll eat it anyways

[@birdrocket]

Often, prison food isn’t much more edible than that. I can imagine one would get used to eating things that don’t seem edible in that environment

[@harmonicaveronica]

It sounded to me more like desperation than stupidity. Prisons in the US typically give people barely-edible food, and also don't give them enough of it. And by barely edible, I mean that some of it is literally designed to be a punishment to eat. And the normal stuff is unseasoned, nothing fresh, all highly processed. And again, portions are small so it's just not enough calories. Food is one of the many, many ways that prisons are inhumane. Medical care is also woefully inadequate. You basically have to be dying to actually get treated beyond being given an ibuprofen and told to sleep it off and because of this sometimes people do actually die. Dental care is non-existent outside of emergencies too. And there's some horrible corruption too, and it's common for guards to bring in drugs and sell them - and of course inmates take them because addiction is a hard thing to beat even under the best circumstances with lots of social supports. It's an awful, demoralizing place, and I understand why someone would eat and drink stuff that tasted terrible

[@Renatus_Eruditus]

Poor PD's been poisoned by his wife, his farm cow, his food delivery, his second wife, his earbuds, himself, and NOW his inmates! What a life.

[@rachelroyce278]

Listen PD is someone I'd want in a zombie apocalypse just sayin

[@ThePergidrol]

And every time he recovers! What a man of steel.

[@easytiger6570]

Never his fault

[@fr4n_w4s_h3r3]

Ah😊

[@Sniperboy5551]

@ThePergidrol I don’t think he recovered in the cow video

[@JackRileyD]

The fact that I was able to figure out it was botulism from just an old potato, and the inability to swallow is a true sign I've learned all I can from these videos.

[@djancak]

it's a sign that the medical staff are incompetent as shit. the moment you hear someone's fucked up after eating old food, botulism should be on of your very first thoughts.

[@JackRileyD]

​@@djancak And your medical training to be able to assert this is what exactly? Mind you, even Bernard said that the circumstances for botulism to grow is very specific, and the fact that it wasn't the potatoes, but the Jail wine that was the cause. Is also something to note. Mind you, my comment came pretty early in the video after it was revealed, but it wasn't with the knowledge of the jail wine that used the starch from the potatoes to grow. The inmates kept the jail wine hidden until they were promised no punishment for it's production, and consumption. They could find the problem pretty quickly, and I think they did. They just didn't know where the source of it was.

[@djancak]

@@JackRileyD my qualifications are i'm correct

[@Greg-yu4ij]

@@JackRileyD we graduated the chubbyemu weightlifting class

[@cwill2127]

@@djancakpfp checks out

[@PhrontDoor]

I found a styrofoam container with 'potato-skins' in it under my bed at the END of my semester -- remembering that it was what my sister left on the floor in front of my bed at the BEGINNING of the semester. Somehow it had got slid all the way under, behind my supplies container. Because I don't want to star in any chubbyemu vidz, clearly, I hadn't eaten it.

[@hhdhpublic]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

[@lharwest1571]

Do It.. We Know you want to be a Star..

[@TechSupportDave]

Chug or no balls

[@nerysghemor5781]

“I don’t want to wind up in a ChubbyEmu video.” Literally this is what I think any time I’m considering eating something that might be iffy. 😂

[@thunderatigervideo]

Same! I was debating eating something a little iffy that had been around too long and decided starring in a chubbyemu video just wasn’t worth it. I’d rather watch the content than be the content. 😆

[@civirebel]

The actor is improving, I think he deserves an Emmy Award.

[@4Roman204]

*Emu award

[@notlucas6859]

@@4Roman204 booo alright fine it was good

[@scottmoseley5122]

Yes his crossed eyes effect was amazing!

[@MarcusBurkenhare]

His name's Wolfgang. As a John Hamm lookalike I think he's doing really well.

[@fly_8659]

He's straight fire... a small role yes, but nailed it like a professional.

[@LaJewel]

This actor deserves a special award for playing all the characters he's acted in this doctor's videos - LEGEND!

[@ktnkbdle278]

You’re right! He is to be RECOMMENDED for EXCELLENT EFFORT & APPLICATION!! 🥸🥸🙂🙂

[@ElectronicSword]

All these videos are like: This man snorted 34 cups of drywall. Here's what happened to his balls. 💀

[@roryquinn2153]

🤣🤣

[@maxjoechl5663]

"He was suffering from hyperxeroteichorchidism - "xeros" meaning dry, "teichos" being "wall", and "-orchidism" describing a condition of the testes. Elevated drywall levels within the testes. . . . He made _a_ recovery (his balls are now filled with 3 pounds of industrial-grade gypsum, though)"

[@ineedhoez]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylesteele9403]

that actually made me reach for my balls, don't scare me like that.

[@johnlucas6683]

The chemist with mercury(vid from 2yrs ago)was very different though.

[@beefpanda4313]

I'm not a simple man. I see chubbyemu I click to learn. His video on rhabdomyolysis saved my life earlier this year. I recognized the symptoms from that video and still spent a week hospitalized. Could've been way worse if I didn't know the terms to use when I called a nurse hotline.

[@CaressLorthaya]

What happened?

[@kosmique]

tell us what happened, in the style of a chubbyemu title...

[@macigniewkutasko8937]

Hot nurse line

[@MarcusBurkenhare]

Glad you're still here. ChubbyEmu saved my brother during COVID when my brother was having problems with his feet, which the doctors diagnosed over the phone as general foot pain, but from Doctor Barnard's words I suggested it may have been hypernatremia. I told my brother to cut down on sodium and he made a full recovery.

[@vee1267]

Damn, I gotta ask what the story there is

[@marknc9616]

That blip message at 1:02 reads "When the Zaza hits" with two frozen cold faces.

[@KayPrescesky]

Well shit..... That tracks!

[@SnowFallBall]

Those are two frozen cold faces 🥶🥶 idk what you’re on about

[@Teteuz654]

im sorry, REGURGITATING BLUE FACES??

[@fakealizer8280]

Those are two hypothermia faces. Thanks for telling us about your awareness level.

[@bunniey3290]

"Humans cannot last for days without being able to breathe," was such a funny line

[@teslainvestah5003]

my cursed household objects list now reads: 1. poop knife 2. botulism sock

[@monasterycats]

wait which video is the poop knife from 😭

[@teslainvestah5003]

@@monasterycats it was originally from a reddit post on /r/confessions, "I was 22 years old when I learned that not every famiy has a poop knife"

[@tallulahcrow776]

Can one purchase these items on Amazon?

[@xblackdogrunsx]

Is the knife for cutting poop?

[@MrGared22]

Oh man, I remember that! I saw a video from the guy who drank 50 beers everyday for 6 weeks and 1 liter of cough syrup about it!

[@joisa]

A KZbin viewer opened ChubbyEmu's video as soon as it got loaded. This is how her day became better

[@westie430]

She thought.

[@zenithperigee7442]

@@westie430 , "...and suddenly she ended up at the Emergency Room where we are now...."

[@Gruntsworth]

If watching one upload made her day better, then watching all of them would make it the best day ever, she thought. At hour 96, she began to feel a throbbing pain in her head. She felt as if her eyes were bursting from her skull. She began to convulse, with her mother finding her nearly drowning in a sea of spilled Cheetos and Mountain Dew minutes later. Her mother quickly called 911. JS, a 28 year old woman, presenting to the emegergency room...

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

​@@zenithperigee7442 this made me laugh out loud no joke!!

[@MarcusBurkenhare]

Always. I will leap onto a new release from ChubbyEmu as soon as I see it.

[@storyspinner4166]

Could you please do a video about the HIV patient who caught cancer from tapeworms he had? It’s one of the most unique medical cases out there. I know it so out there that it doesn’t seem real, but it actually happened. But it’s such a perfect storm of everything that had to go wrong for this person that this condition has only happened to one man who lived in Colombia.

[@iceprince4197]

The moment you said “2 week old baked potato” and mentioned paralysis, I knew it was Botulism. I was so happy when you finally said it bc it’s one of the few times I’ve gotten the diagnosis right.

[@sebbekidsshow]

Never again will I use a two week old potato in my illegal prison-toilet wine! Love your content!

[@australiananarchist480]

Yo we got the real PD in the comments!

[@mrsbobanna]

I was afraid to watch this because I was assuming the prison served the potato.

[@Ad_Inferno]

I sent a screenshot of this comment to my sister with no context and I can't wait to see how she reacts. 😂

[@thunderatigervideo]

You might be able to get away with it if you oxygenate your socks regularly…

[@Rich.3938]

yup no more Pruno for this guy

[@pickles3128]

Can confirm the oatmeal served in Missouri Department of Corrections has NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION stamped on it.

[@herbiehusker1889]

One more reason to not commit crimes.

[@aliendroneservices6621]

It seems a lot of American prisons do that. And it isn't just the oatmeal.

[@eric6cartman9]

oatmeal is already bad I couldn't imagine jail oatmeal

[@Liliputian07]

​@herbiehusker1889 alternatively, we can make being in prison humane, since people who do crimes are still people

[@soundspark]

@@herbiehusker1889 You might want to read up on the 8th Amendment of the United States Constitution. That sounds totally illegal under said amendment.

[@matthewroberts785]

>That feel when your heart shakes in place and doesn't even pump blood :( Poor little heart never gets the respect it deserves and never gets to rest.

[@Ball4184]

:(

[@ralfle6732]

An entire family was killed by the gasses from potatoes that they had stored in basement cellar. One by one of the family were killed as they walked into it wondering why the previous family member did not return.

[@anonymouse6703]

I heard about that! Maybe on this channel? Somewhere on KZbin

[@scotta.5681]

Mr Ballen did a story about them

[@HazelwithaZ]

The way you worked up to botulism was masterful. It was fascinating to see all the ways he could've been sick between his muscles and his brain being eliminated one by one until we're left with the answer. Fascinating and terrifying. 😯😯😯

[@bytefu]

I agree, but Bernard has "spoiled" the mystery with many more of his previous excellent videos. As soon as I knew that the patient had eaten a 2 week old baked potato and started to experience weakness in any muscles, I immediately realized it was botulism. The fact that one can learn some medical info and retain it just by watching a KZbin channel once a month is a testament to the quality of videos Bernard produces.

[@jannickesselink3912]

​@@bytefuHe's "spoiled" it by making too many good videos, think thats about as good a problem as you can have

[@gabrielhermesson9926]

​@@bytefu I was actually proud that I figured this one out before he got to the diagnosis. Funny enough though, it wasn't from his other videos, but from some basic fermenting knowledge. Wine is generally made in a sterile bottle to prevent the botulism microbes from multiplying before the yeast have a chance to multiply, create alcohol and other compounds which inhibit bacterial growth, and dominate the environment in the bottle. Doing wine in a nonsterile bag, with toilet water, with no sugar to ramp up yeast production--AND putting a potato (which has dirt and a higher number of botulism bug) into it? 🤮

[@nsl_black8053]

@@bytefusooo true the second he said that he ate a two week old potato Botulism was at the top of my DDx

[@zenithperigee7442]

@lindsaytoles2023, I know it was a "scripted show" but that's one thing I always loved about "House" besides the humor, was the brainstorming over ideas to try understanding the true nature of the patient's illness based upon the presentation of symptoms, testing, eventual reactions to treatments etc.

[@jackpayne4658]

That '2-week old baked potato' looked like the incinerated remains of an alien whose spacecraft had failed in some way.

[@app103]

No, that would be the rotisserie chickens...cooked alive in their tiny little space ships.

[@angelaharris53]

I thought it looked like some toasted marshmallow stuck on the end of it.

[@Megadextrious]

@@angelaharris53same!

[@Megadextrious]

Oh god….. I feel horrible for thinking this but….. google Vladimir Komarov remains……

[@TheW83]

We keep old fruits and veggies in our office behind a machine that runs 24/7. It’s very low humidity and warm. We get some interesting results. My favorite is a highly wrinkled and black banana that is as hard as a rock. Most of them end up very hard though.

[@CrunchyCelery]

Aweee! Your dad looks so awesome! Looks like you’re both happy. You’re so lucky to have your dad! Treasure every minute. Love your videos, even your old ones. You’re my first KZbin subscription many years ago… never have regretted it. I always watch your vids. Keep up the awesome work. And THANKS! …for all the great content.

[@chubbyemu]

Thank you! Yes I treasure every minute with my parents for sure. Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you learn from and enjoy the videos!

[@timmy7201]

Alright, alright! I got the message! Gonna clean my fridge out now, at 10 pm...

[@user-vb3lu3lm1c]

😂😂😂❤🎉

[@Mugiwara_Sanjii]

Wolfgang is Back. It's always a pleasure to see him act.

[@panthercat38]

He's Chubby Emu's John Hamm

[@nathanjarrell944]

Love this guy

[@brentleslie632]

I like to pretend he's the actual patient, and just keeps making horrible decisions.

[@nathanjarrell944]

P.D. Means pruno daddy

[@QuilloManar]

He's had so many different extreme medical issues! He's been in so many of these documentaries, will he ever get better? 🥺

[@metal89man]

The moment I heard "fermenting with 2 week old potato" I was like "this is another botulism case".

[@wp-tn9qm]

I've heard potatoes are one of the worst things for bacterial growth

[@JmanHarbo]

Ok "House"

[@grace-mh5pr]

@@JmanHarbothis made me laugh haha

[@Tuysicom]

@@JmanHarbo ah yes basic level of knowledge on microbiology is like being house

[@darkstarr984]

The paralysis supported it. This is horrifying.

[@Chamucokiddo]

Bro had us hanging for a second but then said "full recovery". The relief!

[@24Vittorio]

I just wanted to say that I started watching your videos back in college out of curiosity and to pass the time. Now I'm glad as a third year medical student your videos now serve as practice for differentials.

[@mhafer2657]

Sometimes when I'm about to do something questionable (i.e. eat something that might be a little too old), my brain starts to narrate what I'm doing in Dr. Bernard's voice and that's probably saved me from having to present to the emergency room at least once or twice.

[@absurdartist6346]

A drank coffee left in a hot car this is what happened to their stomach

[@B-Th-Change]

Yesssss lol

[@jsfishing4788]

A man hungrily looks at pizza that has been sitting out all day. He decides that it should probably go in the trash - end of story😂

[@skylither]

I start singing the intro music

[@RavenMistwolf]

LOL I read “present to the emergency room” in his voice. It’s better safe than sorry!

[@BenTheCuber]

9:20 That was such a wholesome ad

[@Jay-qh6uv]

I like how you include a level-headed explanation of how these circumstances are almost always extraordinary and that there is very low risk for the average person to trip and fall into botulism or whatever else is featured in your videos. It keeps you from seeming tabloid-y and sensationalist, and instead it comes off as sharing an interesting and rare medical case. It’s also great for anxious people who could EASILY develop paranoia after watching a few of these videos.

[@Sashazur]

Believe me, us hypochondriacs get paranoid anyway.

[@jessicadepot9181]

I am one of those anxious people and can confirm, his delivery and explanations go a long way to putting my mind at ease.

[@elvispressplay7735]

For a short minute this afternoon, I considered eating a slice of pizza that had sat on my counter for two days. Then I got a notification for this video and remembered it's better to just not risk it.

[@arealhuman826]

My friend, you die anyways, silly. Don't be paranoid about anything. You worry too much. ❤

[@imthecoolest50]

Good point

[@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments]

I'm glad the inmates got actual help. I was put in jail because of marijuana (in a state where it's now legal) and saw an older african American inmate having a seizure. He was pleading, crying asking for his medication and the guards just laughed at him. The inmates had way more humanity than the actual guards and we tried to help him. It was disgusting seeing him suffer and just be laughed at. Just read a story where a woman had a broken back in jail and the guards did nothing to help her.

[@obvioustroll8181]

I've heard too many stories like this. Totally inhumane.

[@naomisherred166]

Storys like that make me so sad and angry. 😠

[@MaseraSteve]

Those People were there just to collect a puny $800 a months (maybe less or higher depending on area)

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

Texas jail let an old grandma go lose ability to walk, go blind, then eventually dehydrate to death. Oh, she wasn't forgotten- they watched the whole time.

[@ChiefHerzensCoach]

there are real sadistic people who apply for prison guards. :-/

[@chequeavailabilitea]

I looked up "baked potato", this was the final sentence of the 1st result "Despite the popular misconception that potatoes are fattening, baked potatoes can be part of a healthy diet"

[@cyrollan]

i don't know how this snuck into my algorithm, but wow the production quality of this is amazing

[@Sage-ig9hk]

I remember your video about the guy who ate gas station nachos and got botulism. I think about it every time I see a nacho station. I’ve been watching your videos as long as I can remember, and you are a big part of what helped me fall in love with chemistry and biology! I’ve always wanted to be a doctor, and I’m now in my first year of undergrad studying biochemistry!! Keep up the good work 💕

[@ozzy.....7383]

That one hit close to home. I have nacho cheese on everything from Sheetz and let it sit out

[@CaressLorthaya]

Congratulations 🎉

[@ravensclawtemplar]

I think about that video every time I see a nacho station too!

[@mormornie]

yay, good luck in your studies!!!

[@Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole]

@@ozzy.....7383 Letting it sit out isn't the issue but rather if the heater the bag is in is warm but not hot enough. As someone who once worked at a gas station we had to temp them every 4 hours to make sure it was at least 140F. The dispensers are more sanitary than you think, both the chilli and cheese sauces come in sealed bags and the dispenser just squeezes the bag.

[@Operaestbeau]

Why is this actor so effing amazing? I know these videos are about serious illnesses, but his acting brightens it up. He should be a comedian!

[@nerfherder4284]

I just left the same comment 😂 my fave is the food truck guy, but yeah he just nails the vibe 👍🏻

[@MrJeffcoley1]

He’s the live action version Meet Arnold

[@dylanisntvibing]

​@MrJeffcoley1 I forgot that channel even existed.. Ah memories

[@geoffhipwell2198]

NOTE: Never try to eat an old spud 🥔 That looks just like a turd!! 💩

[@LaJewel]

@@nerfherder4284 The mustachioed food truck guy! LEGEND!🏆

[@Ann-sj4pt]

Thinking of the Irish potato famine when the potatoes had blight.Though they were of course uncooked,they can be dangerous to eat if rotten in some way,leading to fatality.

[@vegamineral207]

Inmate #1: "Man, I need to get high or drunk tonight, prison life is really starting to get to me." Inmate #2: "You should hit up PD's cell, I hear he makes killer wine."

[@GentleShivers]

u actually helped me realize i was accidentally taking 2x the vitamins i was supposed to by telling me to read the labels, TYYY!

[@Pr0toPoTaT0]

Question, did you just like 2 of them without looking at the directions? That's actually kinda insane if so 😳 😂. Think about how different every medicine is ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@marcoplayz6821]

Don't be the next 120 gummy probiotics guy 😂

[@Crawfishness]

There are two wolves inside of me. One wants to make fun of you for not reading the labels in the first place. The other wants to commend you for taking advice seriously and doing the necessary things to correct mistakes. They both crave 120 gummy vitamins within the next 24 hours.

[@legenddarkrai]

A KZbin commenter took twice the amount of vitamins they were supposed to. This is what happened to their kidneys.

[@EEsmalls]

Let this be a lesson to ALWAYS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS lol

[@orcachick2005]

I was screaming botulism from the moment they were talking about descending paralysis.

[@moonknightish]

Yeah, same.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

"Let's put it into our faces."

[@internetuser8922]

@@IWantToPetYourDog Botox actually has some great non-cosmetic uses. It really helps some people with absolutely debilitating migraines, for example.

[@bsbmakesmesmile84]

sameeeeeee

[@RadDadisRad]

Yep

[@dovaCCTV]

I love the fact that you are so in touch with meme culture! i feel as if a channel covering topic like these would have little to no knowledge on meme culture so it comes to me as a pleasant surprise :]

[@GS-md3hr]

A man stepped on a lego brick, this is what happened to his kidneys

[@willrsan]

Whenever I open my refrigerator I start hearing the chuby emu music in my head.

[@1Charioteer]

And when looking at hot foods at the gas station

[@dormantlime215]

@@1Charioteer and when considering buying food from a mobile vendor like a kebab cart or taco truck

[@MindFogggg]

and when taking a 100 milligrams of gummy vitamins

[@Sashazur]

And when looking in my garage for chemicals to put on this weird rash I got

[@imnotdavidxnsx]

chew bye emu

[@robijakus6860]

9:40 your father looks like the kindest friendliest man on earth. He must be so much fun to hang out with.

[@adanice49]

You would never assume he was in the navy

[@user-sm7pm1df3e]

He's handsome.

[@robijakus6860]

@@user-sm7pm1df3e he is

[@user-gd4bb4fp4w]

Stop glazing

[@SandboxerSandy]

​@@user-gd4bb4fp4w we live in a society where simple compliments are now considered glazing

[@Vunderbread]

I'm pretty sure that after watching each video, I somehow come down with every symptom so thoroughly described. Thanks Chubby! Can't wait for the next 'episode'

[@idontcare-sf1vb]

I remember watching your tide pod video one day after school and now I’m married with a 1 1/2 year old… time flies your videos have always been something I come back to. The quality is simply unmatched

[@mkiopllimikjl-x5b]

say that again ayo???

[@doozy5184]

Whenever I'm feeling sick, Chubbyemu never fails to remind me that I could always be doing worse.

[@jacquelinekenknight9280]

😂 same. I’m having awful morning sickness but this video reminded me, that it could be a lot worse.

[@Phantom914]

Nice pfp. Windows 7 was the best OS

[@MastaDJMax]

'When they send him in for a scan of his brain, it returned...' Part of MY brain thought he's gonna say 'It returned negative'. And that made me laugh.

[@monad_tcp]

he was in jail, I expected that too

[@DaveC2729]

That's why I've never had a brain scan. I think there's a good chance they won't find anything at all, and I don't wanna know.

[@Backlash2224]

I'm glad you commented on that steep hospital bill

[@guyanomaly]

I’ve been going through a serious depressive episode lately, eating a lot of takeout in my room and then not having the will to even just take the leftovers downstairs and put them in the fridge. The only reason I don’t eat them the next day after they’ve been sitting out at room temperature for 12-24 hours is because I hear in my head, “BN is a 25-year-old male, PRESENTING to the emergency room…”

[@debbiej.2168]

Hope you're getting help.

[@downhomesunset]

Are you feeling a little bit better? Please ask for help; I know your healthcare system sucks. But see if you can chat with someone

[@StarryOak76]

I’m glad you’re doing your best to take care of yourself in the ways you can! I know it’s hard to deal with depression, so being able to take even tiny steps to take care of yourself like that is a big deal.

[@guyanomaly]

@@StarryOak76 Thank you! I’m doing my best to pull myself out of the vicious cycle. Cleaned my room today and I have a full fridge of groceries. :)

[@anyfroot1508]

​@@guyanomalyProud of you ❤

[@maddieelizabeth5057]

I always feel bad for this actor; he goes through so much 😂🤣 I’m actually impressed that the prison took their health so seriously! I don’t know much about the prison system, but I’m glad to hear that most of these people made a recovery.

[@xxkhandikidxx]

They have to, otherwise they're opening themselves up to fines and lawsuits. That being said, they don't always. There have been plenty of people who have died in prison and even county jail due to the negligence of the staff.

[@australiananarchist480]

@@xxkhandikidxx Well they don't exactly hunt for the maternal type when looking for prison guards, huh?

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

You should've seen the crap they put him thru on, "1000 Ways To Die!"

[@stephweasenforth7891]

oh god, he deserves some awards just for that fever dream….

[@dormantlime215]

@@xxkhandikidxx Yeah sadly I don't think the oversight/punishments regarding prisons in the US is high enough to make those situations rare. Won't necessarily go as far to say as they're overtly common, but healthcare negligence of inmates is certainly not... uncommon.

[@philthycat1408]

Potatoes Patatoes. You do the crime. You drink the wine. You don’t feel fine. You’re outta Time. 👍🏻

[@lambalike]

“Let’s be real, I don’t think they could’ve run away if they really had botulism.” One of the funniest things I’ve heard, thank you ChubbyEmu you made my day.

[@downhomesunset]

One way to boost the justification of their existence. People wouldn’t be eating food not meant for human consumption if the prisons weren’t profit driven!

[@user-ne2bb5nh7t]

Just pointing out that if you want to get into canning, be sure to use a USDA-tested recipe. Companies like Ball (one of the more popular manufacturers of canning jars) also have lots of tested recipes online. The general rule of thumb is that high acidic or high sugar foods like pickles, tomato-based recipes, salsas, and jams or jellies can be canned using a simple "water bath" canning method. This is the easiest and cheapest method to can food as it doesn't require any special equipment, just a pot large enough for your jars. ANYTHING ELSE, veggies, meats, soups, stews, etc, NEEDS to be PRESSURE-CANNED to fully kill any bacteria and make it shelf stable. Be wary of any recipe book that suggests you don't need to pressure-can low-acidic foods.

[@Madonnalitta1]

You add acid. I do when making jams with fruit that doesn't contain it. I add lemon juice when I make kiwi jam, for instance.

[@starrywizdom]

This is why when home canning was the norm, everything that wasn't super sugar saturated was pickled within an inch of its life.

[@sheisofthewoods]

​@@starrywizdomUnless you're Amish or Mennonite, they've been water bathing low acid/sugar foods for a very long time well before the pressure cooker came out.

[@longiusaescius2537]

Huh

[@spvillano]

For seriously neutral PH foods, I also goose up the cooking time. I'll can quart jars of pasta sauce with meat, that's after cooking and still quite hot, 15 minutes under pressure. For green beans and other fairly neutral vegetables, I've gone up to a half hour if they were fresh and cooked in the jars under pressure. Better mildly paranoid than a whole lot fouled up!

[@RizziCGaming]

6:55 I am so not okay with that x-ray of a person eating 😭😂

[@michaelmoore1883]

Just found this channel. Instantly hooked.

[@antimatterbee9331]

Says "When the zaza hits 🥶🥶" at 1:02, for anyone wondering

[@nsv674]

Thanks. I’m stuck on a tablet at the moment.

[@darth_hylian]

No

[@Mar198]

WHY THOUGH 😂 ???

[@reviant9289]

i spend a minute just to confirm what that was LMAO

[@markjackson3531]

i saw it!

[@ric615palm4]

A hypochondriac (me)watched 50 hours of chubbyemu videos.. This is what happened to his anxiety levels, blood pressure,spastic colon, ibs,migraines, restlessness leg syndrome, acid reflux,adhd lactose intolerance etc..

[@juneyshu6197]

Do not send to my brother, dear heavens, please! Ive been hearing different illnesses for 42 years!

[@soooslaaal8204]

All imaginary illnesses btw

[@ric615palm4]

@@juneyshu6197are u my sister?

[@ChesterChi3]

I hope you can make *a* recovery.

[@mirandapodoserpula]

@@soooslaaal8204 yeah, people have been making up the idea of acid reflux. migraines are not accepted by the medical community. no one ever gets a headache. no one has high blood pressure anymore. we're all making it up for a laugh. it's a worldwide conspiracy and only you can see the truth. That's why you're more qualified than any medical institution to decide what diseases exist.

[@PatchWorm_bore_cleaners]

The brewer's response to his own repulsive product deserves an Oscar.

[@kinneyjoseph2]

I just love the twists and turns as the mystery is solved. It's like all the good parts of HOUSE, but without the annoying relationship subplots

[@NICK....]

or the medical malpractice

[@jacquelinekenknight9280]

@@NICK....when house is the one doing the malpractice, it’s funny for some reason. When it’s his team…. It’s just malpractice.

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

Stop focusing any thoughts on ficking television ffs. Fick House.

[@DarthRegoria]

@@jacquelinekenknight9280yeah, his team does more stuff like break into the patients homes, which is definitely wrong and illegal, but I don’t think it falls under medical malpractice.

[@KayPrescesky]

I fucking hate that about tv shows. Nobody gives a shit about the relationship between any of the characters. I came to watch, for example, chicago Fire, I want to see them run into burning buildings and do their job, or do medical calls. I don't give a shit about relationships. They piss me off. We all know what John and Jane do when the bedroom door closes. Stop shoving romance into absolutely everything. It's disgusting and irritaitng and unnecessary.

[@Him_He_Me]

The irony of the botulism food scare in the prison and advertising the Factor healthy food orders wasn't lost on me

[@MacTechG4]

The moment I heard “two week old baked potato” my mind said “Botulism, gotta be botulism.”

[@bluegum6438]

What kind of absolute neanderthal eats compost as a midnight snack instead of waiting until tomorrow? I think the funniest part is that eating garbage didn't even give him botulism, it was the prison vodka, the eating rotten food is just kind of a thing he did. And gave him farts so incredible the nurses medicated him for it. What a specimen of a fellow.

[@anniestumpy9918]

I thought this typically occurs mainly with meat (and without oxygen!), but when he talked about the symptoms I thought so too.

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

I thought Jean Pierre...

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

​@@anniestumpy9918the majority of food poisoning in the U.S. is from plants.

[@theViewer221]

Now that I have seen a chubbyemu video, I will be more cautious in what I do. I just imagine him narrating something like a man breathed too hard, this is what happened to his organs. Lol 😂

[@clownavenger0]

Great little review for a nursing student to watch over the summer. I was really happy that i guessed it was botulism based on the potato leading to paralysis in the mouth.

[@Mikdeelow]

I work with psych patients who try to brew pruneo once in a while. This is good info on what to look for during locker checks.

[@atomicsnowflake]

Moist socks 🤢😂

[@heinzletzte.6385]

It looks like something that might happen to you if you touch the high voltage overhead power lines

[@moth.monster]

It's prison for people who didn't do any crimes huh

[@Valdagast]

"Humans cannot survive for days without being able to breathe" citation needed

[@yayhandles]

That gas station nacho drop. *Chef's kiss*

[@Highly.al03]

1:03 “when the zaza hits 🥶🥶” 🤣🤣 i love this guy

[@dhgodzilla1]

This is your Brain..., This is your Brain on Potato

[@ghostthelizard]

This is your brain on old potato

[@WhiteChocolate74]

This is your Brian on tomato

[@mercvices]

You know when e1m5 starts playing things are going downhill for our two letter protagonist.

[@kowalskikowalski8080]

He plays another Doom song and it's even scarier

[@e2e-active712]

​@@kowalskikowalski8080 E1M3?

[@kowalskikowalski8080]

​@@e2e-active712Yes, that one. That song scared me when I was a kid.

[@SirBilliam96]

1:02 "when the zaza hits 🥶🥶" I AM DEAD AFFFF 🤣😂🤣

[@biancastephenson2602]

This channel is terrible for my health anxiety but i can't look away

[@NopeNope-gnos]

I love how much shade was thrown at the system, and how little was directed at the inmates.

[@CombustibleL3mon]

Did you even watch the ending?

[@NopeNope-gnos]

@@CombustibleL3mon yup

[@MaxMustermann-bm7qt]

Not having enough to eat ain’t cool. Then again, if you never eat your potatoes that doesn’t help.

[@keithsantana145]

School food is still worse.

[@NopeNope-gnos]

@@keithsantana145 go to jail and then get back to me.

[@mike7652]

A man played 10 weddings in one day, this is what happened to his organ ☝️

[@MyChilepepper]

Dr Anthony Chafe: whether it be fermented potatoes or fermented corn noodles, I’m telling you, all these plants out there trying to kill us”

[@SAZABI999]

"...and MYSTERIOUSLY in gas station nacho cheese." Of course.

[@totomohamed11]

The time where this video published is interesting because actually it's now Eid al-Fitr festival, a holiday in which people in Egypt eat a special type of fish called 'Fesikh' and 'Renga, a type of herring fish', Renga is made by covering the herring in salt for two days, then hanging and airdrying to dehydrate for several hours while Fesikh is made by drying the fish in the sun for extended times before preserving it in salt. it's incredibly common to get botulism if you get Fesikh or renga from a suspicious supermarkets and Ministry of Health assigns a special emergency hotline to receive calls for botulism cases in such holidays.

[@Draggonny]

Hopefully the risk of botulism decreases now that food dehydrators are pretty cheap and widely available.

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

I would simply avoid stuff like that.

[@spvillano]

@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric that'd be like avoiding ham or turkey on our winter holidays. It's a traditional staple. It's literally like telling some Italians to never eat baccala ever again, just ain't gonna happen. Better enforcement and inspections by the national government in those locations would be far better, so that dodgy sources are removed before finding a consumer's dinner table, which is how we addressed that very same problem in the west.

[@palestallion_tm]

Egypt is full of different shit, Period

[@johanna006]

I once volunteered at a homeless shelter. After serving dinner, we were invited to eat too. I didn't want to eat as I knew the food was old (I was a health nut then) but I also didn't want to offend them, so we ate. We had potatoes. When the manager took us on a tour earlier, he explained that all the food was donated by stores. They were near-expiring tinned foods and veggies that were no longer so fresh. The potatoes didn't taste right. They were on the verge of spoiling. After we left, I drove home on the highway. I became very tired and sleepy. I struggled to keep my eyes open. I was going to take the next exit so I could pull over for a nap (it was just one more exit to my place but I couldn't make it that far), but traffic was slow. I feel asleep and crashed into the car in front of me. I had terrible whiplash but was otherwise unhurt because traffic was going at a crawl. I had never been so sleepy until I passed out. I was not lacking sleep that day. I knew it was the potatoes. When I saw this dumbo eat two-week old potatoes, it gave me PTSD.

[@user-ov4wr5yu4r]

Omg. You're lucky to be alive.

[@lizard9320]

Shit, glad you made it

[@nessuno1984]

Rotten or sprouting potatoes won't cause what happened to you but a massive rush of carbs will, especially for someone like you who was a health-nut therefore didn't normally eat large amounts of carbs. Eating a large amount of potatoes at once is something that has not only made numerous people ill (insulin spike) or fall asleep (carb coma), it's even killed some people.

[@Wayte13]

Not at all the same thing lol. If it was, it wouldn't have just gone away. Classic "health nut" lol

[@michaelc3977]

Carb crash. Some people are so irresponsible.

[@DoYaRememberMe]

1:03 who edited in “when the zaza hits 🥶 🥶” lmaooo 😭

[@preciousseong]

wow my brain totally messed up reading the title and i fully expected to see a two week old eat a potato and get sick or sumn…absolutely forgot two week olds dont eat potatoes

[@slowdownex]

Just so you all know, when the prison guards say "just tell us the truth, nobody is going to get in trouble" that's an absolute lie. Its rare to find a well adjusted and honorable individual who works in that industry, this incident involves most if not all of them. If there was no on paper punishment, you better believe there was some low-key beatings being handed out to those involved. Not to mention thrown in the hole, having their food "messed with", etc.

[@12yearssober]

My experience tells me prisoners can be trusted more than the guards

[@dormantlime215]

I desperately want to be optimistic and that this prison actually had folks who truly gave a shit, but unfortunately I also know that it's likely the lack of punishment was simply "on paper".

[@ThatGuy-sc5rx]

​@@12yearssoberspeaking from experience i wouldnt trust either and still agree. Thats saying something.

[@allitari]

dude almost died eating a Minecraft diet

[@woofmeowackwoof3810]

😂😂😂

[@raffehead3395]

"poisonous potato"

[@firstnamelastname442]

he forgot to download the april fools snapshot

[@arantxapellme]

it's a good day when a chubbyemu video ends with "full recovery"

[@MrJayWillis1]

I laugh at so many of these examples, but then again, I've done nothing but eat truck stop food for five consecutive years and I'm amazed that I'm still alive.

[@Pyromaniac77777]

I’ve eaten many old meals that definitely shouldn’t have been eaten, but this takes the cake. Always a good reminder that I’m not immortal regardless of my stomach’s unusual tolerance of bad stuff

[@dagda1180]

I mean, the problem wasn't the potato. It was the brewer who used his sweaty fucking sock and made this poisonous rancid orange juice.

[@ReflectingShadow]

me too! i ate so many mouldy things during my time at university (bc gotta save money) and my stomach just took it.

[@jenniferdaulby5519]

My brother was the same when younger, we used to call him "garbage guts" 😅😅

[@backgroundartist1879]

@@ReflectingShadowyou scare me

[@brandonhiggins8712]

It's always a good day when Dr Bernard posts

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

My mind was screaming botulism as soon as you mentioned his difficulty swallowing.

[@nuzayerov]

I feel proud that I have watched enough chubbyemu videos to be able to successfully diagnose the case myself as "botulism" before it was revealed.

[@kosmique]

IKR !!! i already know somebody went through hell every time i see him upload a new vid. getting good myself if i may say

[@mohammedm2362]

nice, looks like I got a lot to catch up with

[@gyrobyte626]

your thumbnail game is on point today

[@paradox11111111]

Omg thank you for pointing this out... a freakin potato lmao

[@C0c0_thedr5gon]

potato = mewing

[@Userdev_GG]

the chapter names at the start are just amazing.

[@robertfoertsch]

Excellent Analysis, Deployed Worldwide Through My Deep Learning AI Research Library… Thank You

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

They examined his brain.. They found nothing! 🤭

[@candy4901]

😂😂

[@charlotteshenkenberger345]

😁

[@clownkidcentral]

my aunt was telling me about how in my area, two babies near recent construction sites got botulism!! apparently our soil has high levels of botulism, and when these babies were exposed to the freshly dug up soil they got very sick. (both babies survived though)

[@belofost]

Botulism bacteria itself can be dangerous to small children, and cause a disease. For others it is only dangerous when food is spoiled by it.

[@spvillano]

Another common cause of botulism in small children, especially infants is from honey. The bacteria proliferate in their underdeveloped intestines and poison them. Another common in newborns, from the umbilical cord stump, although that's much less common in the modern era.

[@Sum_Yousah]

Sorry but I have to express my love for this channel, I feel like I've found a treasure. It's both educational and entertaining. That recurring actor (don't know his name) is also hilariously bad, overacting at its BEST, I lmao'ing every single time! Of course the cases are tragic, disturbing and sad, I have absolute sympathy for the patients (even if I can't comprehend their behaviors) and Doc Bernard tells their stories in an absolutely brilliant and unique way. Definitely one of the BEST channels on this platform, I'll surely recommend it whereever oppotunity arises 👍🏽

[@EndPoliceBrutailty]

I'm glad the jail workers and physician cared about this man's symptoms. I recently saw a story where a woman broke her neck in the jail and the staff didn't care for 3 days. By the time they did, the poor woman was left permanently paralyzed. I wish all jails could care about their inmates' health especially in an emergency like they did in this video. It saves people's lives like the police supposedly swear to protect when they begin their duties as an officer or jail guard.

[@user-ov4wr5yu4r]

And the one who had a stroke during arrest. They accused her of faking. I think she died.

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

Say what you will about the cost for taxpayers - these men were still human beings trying to eke out their days in peace after having been arrested for whatever reason. I'm glad the system cared for them in spite of that.

[@kaylab9547]

I looked too long for this comment. What is with that "Tax-payer" comment? Chubbyemu tickling right-wing politics. I hope it's a fluke.

[@weetzybat]

​@@xXTomokoKurokiXx"whatever reason", seriously? There are many inmates guilty of heinous crimes, yet I suppose what do you care if you yourself are not affected

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

@@weetzybat No, I completely understand _why_ people are jailed. I didn't mean to sound flippant about it. I know people are in there for violent crimes, murder, rape, etc. They are awful people. But awful people are still _people_ . Jail is, in theory, an opportunity for those who have made mistakes to atone and reflect on their lives and their actions. I know that often doesn't end up being the case (the amount of people who relapse after leaving jail is pretty high) but regardless, if death isn't part of your sentence, you shouldn't have to die while there. And you should have the opportunity to overcome your mistakes and find a place in society after serving your sentence.

[@fartexplosion4480]

I've been given rotten potatoes at a restaurant once. Tasted like gasoline. Threw up immediately. I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm glad I didn't end up in this video

[@user-db6el7eb9p]

Oh my gosh you should name and shame that Restaurant. Also so no one else goes there

[@CaptainApathetic]

Dw you didn't make it into wine so you're fine. Your main concern would've been just basic food poisoning which sucks but isn't really dangerous unless you get dehydrated

[@eustab.anas-mann9510]

Did you get a fart explosion?

[@brasilballs]

saying it tastes like gasoline implies you've had gasoline in the past

[@bodinian]

​@@brasilballssmell gives us a preview of what it might taste like, no tasting required.

[@JohnDoe-yp3zv]

> Ate a weird thing with lots of opportunities for contamination > Sudden difficulty in moving parts of the body > Paralysis developing, too fast to be ALS or a similar disease > No noticeable issue with the muscles, nerves, or brain on their own It's botulism, isn't it? > It's botulism I knew it!

[@jinxedpenguin]

As soon as he started talking about the stiff muscles I thought botulism :D

[@m.u.sik4eva]

💀 at “when the zaza hits” 😂

[@jerrygonzalez597]

MR. POTATO HEAD ?! FOR REAL ??!! PRODUCER OF THIS CLIP IS PROBABLY A REAL BAKED POTATO HEAD.

[@NatiSaednejad]

I love the honourable mention of gas station nacho cheese 🧀 😂