Chuck Norris Bought Jean Jaques Machado His Jiu-jitsu School | Joe Rogan

[@Sir.JohnHawkins]

Get Chuck on the show

[@Sidekick_Snowman]

I'd love to see that

[@saltydog8493]

He's too busy selling home gyms

[@greatomeister675]

Insert Chuck Norris joke here

[@landonic81]

Too busy banging his hot 80 year old wife that looks 30

[@AlainArvelo]

long overdue

[@freddymeisner]

*Chuck Norris doesnt go to the dojo, the dojo goes to Chuck Norris.*

[@mistermasterful3556]

Another Story of the Man, The Legend

[@johnnyrock4457]

How dare you steal my chuck Norris joke before I could think of it Freddy..or shall I say ...Mr. Norris.

[@johnhagebeuk8]

Chuck is an amazing good man with the heart on the right place

[@eyesopen444]

🤣🤣 But actually! 🤣🤣

[@TheFreddyEduard]

The dojo goes to Chuck Norris to teach hem what realy martial arts is. and shown him the videos of the 7-year old Jesse-Jane McParland.

[@chappywilkerson2777]

When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.

[@kingjames3002]

And tired

[@jefftalbot5192]

That's because when Chuck Norris uses a machine, it's only the machine that gets the workout 🤗

[@LightningStrikes66]

😂😂😂

[@MrDlt123]

Chuck Norris showed up when I was deployed to Iraq. Months away from retirement, I was like a damn kid again. -Skipped out on a safety briefing to go see a childhood hero. He wished us all well and choked up doing it too. Genuine as f*ck that guy is.

[@joshuasmith6346]

Did you check to see if he had a chin under his beard? Or just another fist?

[@briankeogh335]

Was expecting a punchline by the end but nope he’s just a stand up guy

[@dru123456789]

Funny I was deployed at the Al anbar province of Iraq when I saw him. Saw kid rock too

[@themistoklestheodosopoulos6253]

@@briankeogh335 if Chuck Norris punched anything around here we would all be fucked.

[@wendellbenedict4793]

You're so lucky to have met him. He's always been a hero of mine. He's probably the biggest reason that I started training in Martial Arts.

[@chappywilkerson2777]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

[@papichefitup]

And he didn't chopped the wood it just appeared

[@tashakazulu8737]

you misspelled bear

[@seanridder5612]

Yes but he made it ehen he 2

[@theflowerhead]

Chuck Norris is bad ass. 💪 He needs to be on the podcast! Chuck Norris jokes need to come back too.

[@Celinestu333]

Like someone said .. if he came on this podcasts the servers will go down, Even the internet will go down bruh

[@JoeBallard1979]

Chuck Norris' tears cures Cancer....Too bad he never Cried

[@andohish27]

Lmao best one I've heard so far

[@mia2113mark]

I love Chuck even more now. Great story.

[@perfectsplit5515]

He was really a rags to riches story. Grew up in poverty and overcame a lot of adversity. I loosely make an analogy with him and Tito Ortiz.

[@JeffCfreeradiorevolution]

Joe Hogan Experience!

[@lucaspatrick542]

Supreme Lord Commander lmao Underrated comment !

[@roneyscone2334]

Brilliant

[@edmondlau511]

JJM seems like such a humble man. Really incredible considering how much he's accomplished in the world of BJJ.

[@_Chipster]

I totally agree. One thing I have noticed, for a few years after the first UFC came out and BJJ exploded into mainstream, it seemed like you would just find meatheads trying to go 100%, at academies all over the place. After a couple of injuries and my buddy getting his knee torn up by one of the aforementioned meatheads, we decided it was time to leave the one academy in the area. I think it's now time to go back! I would love to attend an academy of one of these greats like JJM; to me they have brought something back to US martial arts that's been missing for a while: they teach respect, patience, promotes personal growth, i mean you basically have to leave your ego at the door, - those are all life lessons everyone should know.

[@mortamustyler8166]

BJJ will cause you to be humble. Don't get a black if your not. Or shouldn't.

[@edmondlau511]

@@_Chipster it’s a hell of a grind training BJJ. No short term gratification like karate and TKD with multiple quick belt promotions. Your body gets beat up with wear and tear with the constant rolling. But the sense of accomplishment is huge.

[@killaction0317]

After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Island's they were just known as the "The Island's"

[@hellfrost333]

Jesus can Walk on Water - But Chuck Norris...He can Swim through Land!

[@turksandwich7538]

lol, that is one that I have never heard.

[@vivek27789]

That's a pretty good one to be honest.

[@ericmceachin6375]

Definitely never heard that one. I literally just slapped my knee at that one!

[@Eiredublin31]

Told someone earlier best comment but I take it back u win😂😂😂✌✌✌👍👍

[@jonathan112112]

That just made me lol

[@SineEyed]

Chuck Norris trained incredibly hard. You know how many push-ups that guy did every day? _All_ of them..

[@Simdamin87]

SineEyed 2020 he doesn’t push up he pushes the earth down

[@ZippyLikesZippers]

Sounds like an awful bit that Schaub came up with....

[@harrisnfordi]

wufabufa nah Thats intellectually to high for Schaub 🤔😅

[@albshkup]

Hahaha

[@TheFreddyEduard]

And still he can't fight as a little 7-year-old girl.

[@timothy2935]

I'm a drug addict, and I've actually been looking at Jiu-Jitsu schools in my local southern California area to train at now that I got rid of all my friendsI should definitely be finding a hobby that's healthy and productive and teaches discipline and self-control such as jiu-jitsu

[@tonydiaz9458]

good for u dude, ive had my demons as well, n its an everyday process, wishin u well from out here in the 909 but originally from the east side of 323 👍🏽

[@wellbutrinwarlock]

I know countless people who have used BJJ/Muay Thai to overcome their demons, and you won’t find a more supportive, positive group of people anywhere else. Do it, and Good luck to you friend

[@finhyland4270]

Martial arts is the best hobby,great for your mind,physical fitness,self defence and its fun,aswell as meeting cool people,go for it..

[@paulsmith9069]

The high you'll get from being on the mats will beat any shit you can put in your body

[@Dominick_Francione]

Cowboy Have you started training? Train Jiu Jitsu and pursue what God has for your time on this earth. Put away the drugs. I lost one of Jiu Jitsu brothers to drugs this week. He relapsed, overdosed and died at 35. Put down the drugs, brother. Pursue the things of God and train Jiu Jitsu. You will not regret these things.

[@themistoklestheodosopoulos6253]

Someone once claimed to be a nicer dude than Chuck Norris. Once.

[@brandino9000]

Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

Hilarious. Chuck Norris just walks up to your house. "Is that Chuck Norris? Holy shit." Lol

[@hellfrost333]

If Chuck Norris walks up to your House - *it's no longer your house*

[@lucasgrey9794]

This guy looks like ANTONIO BANDERAS.

[@dennisjr77]

Jose Ureste..... lol, WHAT!? 🤦‍♂️

[@adamseay216]

Yea I see it lol

[@lucasgrey9794]

@Jose Ureste Antonio Banderas is white and Jean Jaques Machado is ALSO WHITE. Pray tell how I am being racist?

[@itubecollection1623]

But than a mean looking Banderas ready to pull his guns out of the gitarcase

[@lucasgrey9794]

@Marius Ipad Antonio Banderas was BORN in SPAIN which is literally INSIDE EUROPE. By the way, Latin America has MORE WHITE PEOPLE in it than the US. You DON'T know what you are talking about.

[@jingqi9106]

Chuck Norris’ foundation style is Tang Soo Do which he learned in Korea while stationed there. Norris is the poster child for turning his art into big success outside the dojo, he has always walked the talk.

[@perfectsplit5515]

He actually started out in judo, got a brown belt, injured his shoulder, and then took up Tang Soo Do, during which time he won 6 karate world championships. Then later on started Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and switched to Machado Jiu-Jitsu.

[@suyongtong9995]

Great story that properly encapsulates the entirety of purpose of Martial Arts . . . it's not about fighting; it's about changing your life. Couldn't agree more!

[@michaeltieman9007]

As a nearly 50 year old man whose childhood years remember 'Good Guys Wear Black' and the 'The Octogon', it is awesome, just freakin awesome, that Chuck is 100% legit. Total bad ass!

[@perfectsplit5515]

Ha - I remember The Octagon - his ninja brother with the kamas!

[@thatbluebeam3930]

chuck “roundhouse kicked a bear on the back of the head” norris

[@aaronmaberry4815]

It all happened in a dream of his, and the bear still died.

[@garrettwhite1910]

brought a tear to my eye, this guy is amazing, love JJM

[@villemaki3067]

Came here for the Chuck Norris jokes. Am not disappointed.

[@AxeKick80]

Get Chuck on so someone can do Chuck Norris interviews Nuck Chorris.

[@Curiousnessify]

This guy's hairline could withstand a nuclear blast

[@drazzzpoppp5022]

🤣👌

[@TheZerokool187]

Dude that’s the first thing I notice 😂😂

[@redoz9768]

Hahahaha, I was fascinated by it. But I'm bald so probably just jealous.

[@fobbitoperator3620]

I read about Chuck's close bond with the Machado family years ago, in his book "The Secret Power Within," when I was freshly sober. Great book about his life, struggles, & personal victories in life!

[@BricksIn]

You can tell real Chuck Norris stories and they’re just as bad ass as the memes.

[@shanejohns8322]

Chuck out here collecting more belts than any fashion company on the market

[@perrypelican9476]

Jacques is a great guy. I never met him, but you can tell because he shines of no ego.

[@jonathan112112]

Truth. Really comes through

[@CavemanJesus4Life]

Leave it to the Gracie's to sue loyal family members

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

Question: “How many schools are you going to give away?” Norris: “Yes.”

[@perfectsplit5515]

So what is better - the car from Ophrah or the school from Chuck Norris?

[@matthewhorizon6050]

Chuck Norris: "I'm busy roundhousin' motherfuckers in these action pants, so heres the blueprints to BJJ, mats and a building. Make it happen" Jean Jacques Machado: "Yes, Mr Chuck"

[@A.C.71]

He will be forever know after this video as Joe Hogan

[@OGDailylama]

Lol I love it when he says “Joe Hogan”. Got to love Portuguese 😂

[@skybluemarshall]

Chuck Norris once saved a trapped motorist from a burning car. Chuck did not break the car window with a punch or kick. He cut the glass with his beard.

[@thedanksavatron7782]

WoW! Another reason to love Chuck Norris!

[@BlackElon1]

Messed up how they just Sue their own family members like that....... Money is the root of all evil

[@timmyadams234]

Another reason to love the legendary chuck.

[@frankiegodinez8864]

I love the Joe Hogan Experience.

[@dalelane1948]

Chuck Norris recently won the mobile fortnite world championships, playing on a rotary dial landline

[@drewjt50]

These jokes are funny as fuck asshole..

[@Paulafan5]

"Thank you, Chuck Norris!" That scene still makes me laugh in Dodgeball. If he played dodgeball, he wouldn't have to dodge the balls. The balls would dodge him.

[@perfectsplit5515]

I loved that scene where he has his thumb up and the woman next to him on that panel has her thumb down - it was just so comical!

[@richardhodge4347]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake once...after 5 long painful days...the rattlesnake finally died

[@blairforce1755]

Chuck Norris could not be on JRE it would destroy YT as their servers could contain that level of awesomeness on 1 podcast.

[@newbritainpauly4841]

why has Chuck never been on the show ? Chuck was one of the most open-minded guys back in his day he comes from a Tang Soo doo background and in that day it was very frowned upon to get caught cross training back then, but he had an open mind and wanted to cross train to become well-rounded, Chuck and Bruce Lee were some of the first celebrities martial artist to start cross Training to learn all arts to become more rounded, and this started back in the late '60s early 70s these men were well ahead of their time....

[@KonohazFinest]

God wanted to create the earth in 10 days... Chuck Norris only gave him 7.

[@Kickpunchstrike]

Chuck Norris is a true Martial Artist. He has black belts in striking and grappling. He has zero ego and has mentioned how humbling BJJ was at first. A living legend, glad he’s still with us.

[@rcknrllfreak]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... HE WAITS!

[@O_Towne_Bear]

Dinosaurs didn't just die, they were killed by Chuck Norrisaurus.

[@fattony123082]

Joe will start wearing Cowboy Boots after he finds out Chuck's reason why he wears them. 😂😂😂

[@alangarcia3132]

This really let me down I thought chuck trained jits in Jeans 🤣

[@paulbaker9434]

Everybody loves chuck norris.just seems a class human

[@ylliberishaj3253]

Never ever heard anything bad about Chuck Norris

[@thekarmabrahma6367]

Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and a pet fish, theyre called Godzilla and Jaws. And when Chuck Norris does his press-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes ther world down....

[@chicoandthem4n]

Chuck Norris is the reason most grizzlys moved north to Canada

[@FinehomesofNewHampshire]

To an island...😆

[@chicoandthem4n]

@@FinehomesofNewHampshire no

[@chocomalk]

I have known three people that have met Chuck and they all say the same thing as everyone else that meets him. Chuck is a real gentleman from start to finish.

[@hellfrost333]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands - Now it's just called the Islands.

[@RK_peace]

Chuck Norris doesn’t get awarded a black belt, a black belt gets awarded a Chuck Norris.

[@williamtell5555]

Who wants to see Wes Watson on the next podcast??!

[@coreywalton710]

Hell yeah dude

[@donelmore2540]

I first encountered Chuck at Maddison Square Garden at Mr. Rhee’s Internationals in 1967. I had done a little Karate in 1966, but got drafted in 1967. I saw a lot of bad Karate at the prelims, but saw Mr. Norris in the finals the following day. Clearly in my mind he was the class of the tournament and he won. Later I saw him in 1970, in Long Beach, CA at Mr. Parker’s Internationals and accidentally met him in the parking lot. I told him that I had seen him in 1967 and he asked if I trained. I responded that I trained under Mr. Ohshima and he said that he knew Mr. Ohshima. He was very humble and complimentary of Mr. Ohshima. Later I learned that Mr. Ohshima had invited his group to come to Special Training in 1967 (I think that was the year). I was very impressed with Mr. Norris. I later became good friends with his first Black Belt, Mr. Osborne.

[@MrBoDiggety]

Chuck Norris the type of dude to pass the 'type of dude' reference to Tony Ferguson

[@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA]

Chuck Norris Invented BJJ

[@vinnydahook624]

Chuck Norris went to summer camp when he was 12 years old, as he was leaving he told his dad, while I'm gone you're the man of the house!

[@mikepants35]

Nice title. I thought this was a story about Chuck Norris buying jeans.

[@TheFreddyEduard]

Warch this and see a real martial arts fighter in action. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6mZm3eubbuIi68

[@actionjeans4466]

what jeans ?

[@TheFreddyEduard]

@America / ProfessorAimbot; special for you schizofréne idiot! JJ GOLDEN DRAGON World Champion & Actress Jesse-Jane McParland is the fighter with the most Champion titles in the World Nov 2017 Jesse-Jane got now over 300 Champion titles, include 49 World titles) (April 2017 JJ got now 283 Champion titles unther her belt incl 21 times World Champion and 28 other World titles in M.A. ) October 2016 Jesse-Jane (10) currently holds over 240 martial arts titles and is 14 times World Champion and 12 times European Champion. Other titles include 9 times Double WAKO World Champion, 6 times WKC World Champion, WKC Youngest Female World Champion, 3 times WOMMA World Champion. And she has just taken part in a Anti Bullying Campaig for UFC. Jesse-Jane was the youngest ever World Champion in Kickboxing and Karate at age 7 Jesse-Jane McParland was also twice Female Sports Atlete of the Year. STYLES BY MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT JESSE-JANE Extreme Martial Arts MMA Kickboxing Boxing Weapons Forms Musical Forms Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu Kendo Hapkido Taekwondo Traditional Karate JJ is honored as M A Expert with the official title "JJ Golden Dragon" (Gold Dragon is the highest title as Grandmaster in Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu

[@johns818]

LMAO me too.. I thought Tom or Christina was going to be on the show... Or Joe is going to promote stretchy jeans again.

[@kevindube7096]

Ain’t no jeans higher or tighter than ya boiiiiii Chuckie N

[@treechoppa420]

Man it still hurts his heart that he couldn't rep His Family Name. He overcame. Now Is One Of GOATS

[@frankrizzo5695]

Amazing story. When you are doing the right thing the universe will put people in your life that will ensure your success

[@faznyc1]

This video has just revived the Chuck Norris memes

[@juliaboguslawska4794]

Chuck Norris didn't buy it, he willed it into existence.

[@mattbryant96]

Let's make a petition to get Joe Hogan to invite Chuck Nohis on the show

[@rcknrllfreak]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't cry

[@thunderbird628]

adorei o "today porra" em 5:51 hahahahahaha

[@TheFreddyEduard]

Time to tell everyone the truth about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never had the martial arts skills and titles like Jesse-Jane when she was 7 years old in his entire life. And I can prove that in the playlist with him (video 1) and the little 7 year old girl (in video 2 and 8) This girl was already World Champion 5 times as a 7 year old. 3 times World Champion in Kickboxing and World Champion in Karate and Teakwondo, photo / video video 8 proves that. This girl is also a (Hollywood) actress in films and TV Series since she was 8 and with major and leading roles. Title Playlist Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland

[@TheFreddyEduard]

Play List. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKTXZYlud7CBfJI

[@kevdev7629]

Definitely get Chuck on the show Joe I know you can keep up the great work Joe

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

2:25 He called him Joe Hogan lol

[@archilzhvania6242]

Chuck Norris on JRE podcast. Please podcast Gods, make it happen.

[@TheItalo8888]

Great guy

[@mistermindahenziandalasnus3754]

Chuck Norris doesn't go to a BJJ school. BJJ school goes to Chuck Norris.

[@slowpokebr549]

He doesn't seem bitter about his family squabbles. That speaks well of him.

[@BlahKDubstep]

Chuck Norris is a amazing man

[@nickrich56]

When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers Thanos poops himself.

[@JBCCT01]

How crazy is that Chuck Norris just shows up and training? Awesome!

[@Liryc83]

Only proper Joe Rogan fans know him as Hogan...

[@elijahhena3143]

everyone has good things to say about chuck Norris he seems like a really cool and nice dude

[@chrismukai4284]

Chuck Norris is a 44th degree Black Belt. And that’s not even a joke.

[@justinl7678]

Chuck Norris facts were indeed FACTS!

[@nickadams8702]

Where's your gym? -Chuck Norris gave it to me But where is it? -CHUCK NORRIS gave it to me I see.

[@SS4Mike]

Chuck Norris on the show!!!

[@adamturner8732]

Chuck is a magnificent human.

[@raulpulido9147]

Joe " Joe Hogan " Rogan

[@rynolascavio3381]

You need to get Chuck in the studio!! Ill bet he has a great story.

[@MegaRudyray]

Love when he says Joe Hogan

[@originaldissident151]

Get chuck Norris on the podcast

[@creaase406]

Joe “hogan” he says

[@gyurmethlodroe1774]

Norris asked Bruce who will be the winner. Bruce said "I am the Hero in this movie, I win of course"

[@Imetalman2000]

Wow, turns out Chuck Norris is that type of guy.

[@Monscent]

wtf i never knew chuck trained bjj for 30 years!!!

[@Mad_Mally]

I love the Joe Hogan show.

[@robbybee70]

this is a fantastic story

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

CRAIG FERGUSON. ..please

[@eMoneyUSD]

Interview Michael Franzese PLEASE!!!! Most interesting person alive!!! Highest ranked mafia member still alive and not in prison!

[@sappermade6012]

Chuck LOVES these guys