Chuck Norris Teaches Dave His Martial Arts Movie Magic | Letterman

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[@uncardedreviews9721]

"Letterman would not realize the full extent of his injuries until many years later..." 😂😂😂

[@Max-po5sx]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

Jajaja

[@Fnberg744]

I heard he was nursing severe injuries during filming. Chuck had kicked his ass so bad it actually happened several weeks prior.

[@chigz2]

This is the comment that made me lose it lol

[@blackguytraveller7797]

This is the best comment!

[@RinzlerAkira]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 20 people… Then the grenade exploded.

[@XAMAKA...]

😂😂😂 good one

[@abwexposed9890]

Lol

[@thebluelightmemory4355]

God I miss chuck Norris memes 😂

[@PortoAtenas96]

Jajaja

[@Shoo7er09]

😂😂😂

[@user-lu9il2qv5s]

When Chuck Norris jokes about Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith gets up and smacks Jada

[@Sergei105]

😢

[@lockonstratos9806]

😂😂

[@corbind8193]

OMG 😅😂😂

[@stefanostsiros4399]

He smack himself

[@billdejean]

Good one. Will smith would never tae on someone his own size that coward!!

[@AndreyShorin-zl9qf]

А между тем Чак Нориссу 10 го марта исполнилось уже 84 года - легенда в строю ))))

[@user-wz6kc1kz3z]

Это 84 годам исполнился Чак вообще то🎉

[@user-oi4my3rd5y]

Согласен

[@ANGERFIST.....975]

Акуеть

[@Aldan55]

Охринеть

[@user-qh4bc7ev6r]

Да ну Гүльбану, серьезно?

[@JakeNaar09]

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor looked at the parents and said, "It's a man"

[@zerohero6602]

Good one

[@WokerThanThou]

The Doctor said, _"I'm not slapping him - you do it."_

[@ishmael272]

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

[@robshighlights6431]

You see you’re wrong there. Chuck Norris delivered himself

[@becks23mt]

And he isn’t? 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@3dsmaxrocks699]

Chuck Norris missed 2 days of school once..... Those days are now called the weekend.

[@bcznmj83]

Those days are called saturday and sunday

[@DrasticSkuba]

Yes, that is what "weekend" means. ​@@bcznmj83

[@abwexposed9890]

Haha

[@andyparky2716]

😂 not heard that one

[@jaysonfederick5850]

😂

[@RomanJan-ng6xe]

You: "How many push-ups do you do?" Mr. Norris: "All of them."

[@HollywoodSnob_]

Chuck Norris once performed a karate chop so precise, it separated the salt from the sea.

[@aleksandrdobrinin4714]

🤣👏👍

[@christopherpalmer4243]

new one, nice

[@gjgfghgyg4069]

not funny

[@pinebarrenpatriot8289]

When Chuck Norris calls the wrong number the other person apologizes for answering the wrong phone.

[@Mr.Barry_Puddington]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@peytonhorn2833]

That’s a good one

[@jayprimo]

I never heard this one and I can't even 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ismaeelf5166]

🤣🤣🤣

[@luv2h8]

Nice

[@stewstyle]

Before this lesson from Chuck Norris, Dave’s last name was Letterboy.

[@samsham8218]

LMAO!!!!

[@brandonsommers3945]

Underrated comment here!!!

[@richg968]

😂

[@Lord_OTD]

Okay. I’ll take it. Good shxt mate 😂😂😂.

[@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu]

😂

[@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk. The earth moves him

[@januszR]

He moves the earth?

[@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729]

@@januszR no the earth moves for him

[@manoman0]

@@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729 Out of respect.

[@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729]

@@manoman0 out of fear....and respect

[@youriricher1123]

He didn't miss, he was kicking the air, and the air died.

[@jonnysupreme]

When Chuck turned 16 and left his home he turned to his father and said "dad, you're the man of the house now"

[@Christie_Love]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mynameisben5133]

Y’all hype that man up to much Literally look at him

[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thecheese707]

@@mynameisben5133 don't ever disrespect chuck Norris like that.

[@chupacabra4897]

🤣😂🤣

[@joshuafarfan6503]

Chuck Norris was the best man at his own wedding.

[@carlosbrown9144]

Obviously if he married the woman 😂

[@WayneAntonio]

💯🤙😅

[@mctommed8604]

😂😂😂😂

[@bruceolga3644]

Ewe huemans should be more aware 👁️

[@antisocialborn]

😂

[@greglowe4609]

When Chuck Norris wins in chess...its always "Chuckmate"

[@rexking4954]

Legend has it that baby Chuck was so tough,he cut his own umbilical cord with a Karate Chop!

[@LeeJF1]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the car's look both ways

[@C.D.J.Burton]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kt420ish]

😂😂😂

[@antsinhispants8185]

😂😂

[@makytondr8607]

Never heard that one. Awesome 😂😂😂

[@Russell-yx8cv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemiless]

Chuck Norris doesn't kill you with his kick. He misses by a quarter inch, then laughs confidently, and you just die out of respect.

[@cua7180]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephlosoya9660]

I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@jose98937]

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

😂😂😂

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

If that’s what Chick can do then I’d be terrified to see what Chuck is capable of. 💀

[@antoinetran6902]

I studied tae kwon do for 10 years and that sidekick he threw was textbook form. Only an experienced martial artist can see how perfect that kick was. I can tell he's a master.

[@teoquero3628]

Black belt

[@yusufb7532]

Chuck Norris doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down.

[@punchline43]

Down.

[@Sneakybeaky27]

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[@supermetroid009]

This!

[@Yelenots]

Clever 😊

[@coldmoonlight6361]

Nice

[@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu]

😂

[@oliverklozhoff]

I actually laughed out loud at this!

[@youtubescroller350]

Two legends in one shot: Chuck Norris and his shadow

[@CarnalEssence]

Goat

[@sheikhu1039]

Awesome 😂

[@Dr.Rosenbaum]

😂 poor Dave

[@83KJack]

😂 good one, first heard here

[@NickieMonroe]

Lol!

[@AvsegnoGrisiewky]

Chuck Norris can pardon the President

[@lupercalrising2208]

Crazy how quick he gets that kick off, and you can hear the sound of it too.

[@Banryu-s3n]

His kick is breaking the sound barrier despite holding back a lot. An inch closer and he could’ve put a hole in that guy’s chest.

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

[@uakovec]

😂

[@aaronobenour6126]

😂😂😂

[@slideryt]

Came here for the Chuck Norris jokes. Wasn’t disappointed👍

[@chrisstevens-xq2vb]

Chuck is a Neanderthal..no joke

[@FrostRare]

Thanks for the heads up. I came here for the same reason. Now I can get cozy and fix a muzzle to my face so I don’t cause a public disturbance as I laugh my guts out.

[@AdamBechtol]

:)@@FrostRare

[@rockmcdwayne1710]

Chuck Norris learned that nothing can kill him so, one day he tracked down nothing and killed it first!

[@drew7155]

They're there

[@lucassouza5370]

He didn't miss by one inch, the inch missed by one Chuck Norris

[@waltervetri2476]

I still watch Bruce and Chuck movies Love you guys .Vetri South Africa 🙏🇿🇦🙏

[@artemvsilevich4212]

What's the weather like now? It's raining here. I'm from Germany. I also love these films very much. I consider them legends!

[@waltervetri2476]

@@artemvsilevich4212 South Africa is beautiful everyday but of course to be honest we did have a short spell of rsin today ..Take care .Love German cars too.Vetri South Africa .

[@dezbro79]

They were going to name a street after Chuck Norris. But nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Ja, ja, ja 😂

[@paulbell4062]

Very underrated comment 👏

[@smokescreenFromThe6ix]

💯💯💯

[@george2113]

Bruce Lee humbled CN

[@LeeAdrian777]

How do you do it? 😆

[@tigernorm713]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls off Chuck Norris

[@offspringfan89]

I'm gonna steal this one 😂

[@harryballs112]

That's good

[@ravecousins2882]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@mustafanazifart]

good 😂

[@Bert_de_Wit]

This one is one of my favourites.

[@AneesSarwar34]

Chuck Norris has such soothing voice.

[@xesentertainment]

Chuck Norris's kick is so strong from that old video. It just hit me in real life right now. ayyyaahh 👊

[@vegeta5402]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[@m4lteezzerzlp905]

Reeaaly good one 😂😂👌💪!!.

[@juanwhoreneedood1143]

😂😂😂

[@tomigun6913]

U mean chuck norris doesn't read books. The books gain knowledge from chuck

[@user-we7km8rr4v]

but unfortunately he is nothing in front of bruce lee😂

[@VictorYami]

@@user-we7km8rr4vwrong. Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck Norris is not. I rest my case.

[@chljurado]

"Fun fact" ... Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

[@blueunicornhere]

Ok that one's good

[@rumpelstiltskin6965]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@georgevarughese4886]

Good one

[@chljurado]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... The horse is hung like Chuck Norris....

[@rumpelstiltskin6965]

@@chljurado The gift that keeps giving!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Dulth]

Чак Норрис человек легенда!

[@azdrenbytiqi2310]

I didn't know Chuck Norris was young🤣🤣🤣

[@funnelwebspider9078]

Chuck Norris wasn't born he was tactically deployed

[@fireboltaz]

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits

[@oliverklozhoff]

He doesn't read books; he just stares them down till they give him the information he wants.

[@justinbowen1183]

He doesn't request promotions, promotions ask for him by name fearfully 😂

[@funnelwebspider9078]

@@justinbowen1183 Chuck Norris caught Covid 19. It is now in isolation for 2 weeks.

[@justinbowen1183]

@@funnelwebspider9078 COVID caught chuck Norris, we now have a new style of martial arts called Co-Vu😅 I'll see myself out..

[@markhaluszczak7027]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

[@giovanadossantos3235]

lmaoo

[@ProfrCarlosSimoes]

Lmfao

[@harrisjayarajfans3129]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nothosaur]

Chuck doesn't wear a seat belt in his car. The car straps itself onto Chuck Norris for safety.

[@Card_Asylum]

All the ones above and this one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheShavedleggs]

When Chuck Norris left his home at age 17, he said goodbye to his father with the words "Now you are the man in the house"!

[@arttvich]

Чуть выше Тот же самый комментарий только ему было 16 лет

[@alessandroalberto3926]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jiu-jitsujudo5313]

I have never seen this old man so young 😂 Chuck did have a lot of fun that day

[@micahmoore1511]

Chuck Norris can play the violin with the piano.

[@daffyduckling6958]

At the same time lol

[@PaulTaylor80]

😂

[@mctommed8604]

😂😂😂

[@ManySuns]

😂😂😂😂

[@federicopalacios7439]

That's actually possible with modern pianos.

[@jocopowell]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in and drove his mother home.

[@dolwintchad9]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaljakistam136]

😂😂😂

[@robsonaraujo860]

Troca a cueca e segue o jogo..... Abraço Araçatuba SP

[@SurprisedEarth-sw3be]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaelsinclair3321]

But was stopped by Bruce Lee and got a ticket

[@SajjadAli-lm1ow]

Chuck Norris is very famous for "Way of the Dragon" with Legendary Bruce Lee ❤

[@kez143]

Chuck norris is the only student that lectures the principle 😂

[@makytondr8607]

Chuck Norris never makes a typo. The dictionary simply changes.

[@Rael0505]

It warms my heart to still see chuck Norris memes all these years later

[@mazusub8182]

I think he’s definitely Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s brother… because the world revolves around Zlatan with the same quotes as well! 😅 😆

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

His spelling habits are why so many words violate the "I before E except after C" rule.

[@nunyabisness4300]

When Chuck Norris walks into a room he doesn’t turn the light on he turns the dark off.

[@SpenceReam]

Logically incoherent; no person, place, *or* thing is turned off by Chad Norris…

[@JJLYKES]

Nice one! Lololol

[@willgordon5737]

Neil deGrasse

[@Gee_Morty..]

​@@willgordon5737hes your father

[@hiStrangerM]

Weak joke

[@alekseynotbad4530]

Чак легенда, как и Джеки Чан, герои нашего детства)

[@user-nz6cu9ep8s]

Джеки Чак и Чан Норрис

[@user-pj9mt4ts6v]

Чак Норрис с Брюсом Ли в Колизее. Самый лучший бой который я видел! Пусть он и постановочный. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@caprise-music6722]

When Chuck Norris was born, he congratulated the doctor

[@DaRulerNYC]

😂😂😂😂

[@gregorsamsa1364]

He slapped the doctor

[@PBAdventures146]

When Chuck decided it was time to be born, he broke his mom's water and pulled himself out with his own hands. He congratulated the doctor for staying out of his way.

[@PBAdventures146]

​@@gregorsamsa1364😂😂😂

[@PBAdventures146]

​@@gregorsamsa1364when he heard the doctor crying he knew he was alive.

[@adrianikeaba]

Chuck Norris is the only person to count to infinity..twice

[@Dude-tr6kj]

I hate when people lie about this……… he did it 3 times buddy

[@harcomou8395]

Both wrong. He did it infinite times.

[@user-wq6kw7sz5b]

И один раз до минус бесконечности

[@Kane_Cain]

@@user-wq6kw7sz5b😂

[@Snyper1405]

.....okayyyyy😐

[@dariusaquinosfki1131]

Tengo 45 años..estos chistes me hicieron recordar de la secundaria 😂.... Chuk Norris entra a un BurgerKing y pide una Cajita Feliz...y se lo dan..haha

[@brianliggins1828]

I love seeing legendary videos like this of Grandmaster Chuck Norris and Dave.

[@dirkvantroyen9170]

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

[@dekoflores3637]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@salvio2458]

😂🤣🤣🤣👍🇫🇷

[@Anatolich8883]

😂😂😂🇷🇺

[@mastermindbrain9269]

He isn't wearing a wristle clock. He decides the time!

[@matt-jd6pu]

😆 😆 😂😂😂

[@BustyBeaver]

Chuck Norris never lost his virginity because he never loses

[@AlexLopez-vm7uq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@AdamBechtol]

:p

[@Havok_Official]

He's also simultaneously been with every woman ever

[@meloehaze]

Chuck norris' virginity is too scared to leave.

[@waltvs.]

No woman lost their viginity to Chuck Norris, they just died

[@carlosbonilla6671]

Forever Chuck Norris

[@user-gr2uc4pb3i]

Чак-красавец! Настоящий боец и классный актёр!

[@mitiaymitiay289]

Как бойца, не знаю. Как актера, знаю.

[@beautydollll]

When Chuck Norris was born he signed his own birth certificate

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

Chuck his own daddy. And his daddy’s daddy. And his daddy’s daddy’s daddy. Etc.

[@EllasPOSEiDON]

And he took his mom home from hospital. 😂😂😂😂

[@noyb12345]

That's the best one!!😂😂😂😂

[@klaytonvonkluge4905]

😆

[@kimjong-un1088]

😂

[@Dpr3cords]

I miss the chuck Norris jokes , glad to see some people here know them well

[@Reyesnino8763]

😂😂😂agree, I thought everyone forgot Chuck Norris jokes after several years

[@andrewdejuan4914]

You mean chuck Norris facts

[@Edwardkwaps]

@@andrewdejuan4914😂

[@VivoZzz]

​@@andrewdejuan4914 Not everybody read history book some people doesn't like to read

[@Adson_von_Melk]

It's funny that literally a couple days ago I was thinking that I hadn't heard or seen any Chuck Norris jokes in a long time and they are now outdated. Now I see this.

[@Nak_Muay_Farang11]

Chuck Norris invented the question mark by roundhouse kicking an exclamation point.

[@erikosd]

When Chuck Norris gets out of the car, his bodyguard feels safe

[@thomasthetankengin7722]

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

[@ohhansel]

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.

[@maxmanchik]

Godzilla doesn't come out of the sea because it's afraid to ruin Chuck Norris' lawn

[@chrisburrelljr9270]

The boogeyman never sleeps

[@aaronmock6157]

And Chuck checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood

[@dynodave3808]

King Kong ain't got nothing on Chuck Norris

[@A..Shadow..]

​@@aaronmock6157 Ikr. Two fake tough guy Hollyweird actors checking under the bed for each other.

[@bluemoon8498]

When chuck norris went outside today, the sun hid behind the moon.

[@viktorpinneker763]

Chuck Norris is the legend who won all fights in the history😁👍

[@Eldron2027]

Chuck Norris doesn’t age, He Levels Up

[@nikeimizhongtomasch1880]

Damn the global leveling up system...Chuck Norris in TES Oblivion...good times

[@brainhealing83]

И это не шутка!

[@retepeter2305]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[@craigdutton6072]

lol 😂 that was good 👍 😂

[@jose98937]

[@michaljakistam136]

Hahaha good one 😂

[@shaunzaarrae3727]

😂

[@pequenosaltamontes2004]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oliver_D_0712]

Norris= Low kick Van-Damme= High kick.

[@soundtreks]

Did you hear the air that his kick produced against Dave’s mic? That is power and control.

[@alanw2687]

When Chuck Norris drives over the speed limit, the law automatically adjusts to his pace

[@ronaldohelfenstein]

Aí já seria o presidente do Brasil.

[@spesto5067]

Jokes aside that first kick was crazy clean and controlled. Chuck is for real

[@anthonyelledge7475]

Yes, amongst a lot of fakes in Hollywood he was the real deal.

[@dunsmoregaines4239]

Yep foot inverted perfect form.

[@jrw0707]

What jokes…

[@Deadlypuns]

You can hear it when his leg snaps to a stop the noise it makes. It is a smooth fast kick!

[@JB-qq1xz]

Him and Jackie Chan are the GOATS. Tom Cruise honorable mention as he does most of his stunts! Yeah yeah Bruce Lee too I guess 😂

[@artem01]

Even the mic registered the sound of the kick

[@antoinetran6902]

Chuck norris is legit!

[@davidruff7514]

Legend has it Dave’s Liver is still bleeding from the Shockwave that was created by the Force of Chuck Norris’s kick.

[@debacofzomb9889]

You hear that sound when he kicked? Sonic boom.

[@lavo-ld4wm]

😂

[@insidemyhead22]

Literally tho

[@abwexposed9890]

Lol

[@3dsmaxrocks699]

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so his eyes won't hurt the sun.

[@KC16A6]

when Chuck wasn't yet already a Legend 😂😂😂

[@thecoach1683]

Thank you Chuck Norris for punching the moon in front of the sun yesterday.

[@saicloneshabazz7573]

Chuck Norris can't see his own reflection when he looks in the mirror because there can only be one Chuck Norris

[@BenKIKON99]

Good one😂😂😂

[@daniloandrade9428]

Nice 😂😂❤

[@ercilio58]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mond62290]

😂😂😂

[@SuperBobby1967]

Good one 😂😂😂😂

[@jessb8585]

When Freddy Krueger goes to sleep, he has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[@pungisotu]

😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤪!!

[@MarsorryIckuatuna]

Freddie Kruger doesn’t sleep coz of Chuck Norris! 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@danielweichel8629]

That's a great one!!

[@dilloncrowe1018]

Actually, that's Dokken...

[@Loyda4FIATLV]

Fun fact: Dave's last name was Alphabetman, but changed it to Letterman after meeting Chuck Norris

[@ragingsloth2846]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[@chipgarrett3139]

No one has made a single comment or response. Because you cannot argue with the truth.

[@ragingsloth2846]

@@chipgarrett3139 Right!? Lol

[@Snyper1405]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@coleearnhart]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits

[@jstriker623]

😂😂😂

[@voidofbeeswax]

Chuck Norris doesn’t miss by a quarter of an inch. He spares lives.

[@squaretownboy]

What a legend chuck Norris is ❤

[@TunjungUtomo]

Chuck Norris literally kick-started David Letterman's career

[@1878religion]

😂👍🏻

[@pelago_]

😂

[@jaksdt]

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor until the doctor cried.

[@travissilva4462]

Chuck Norris the man the myth the legend

[@crookedteeth4240]

This is classic comedy! Love you David Letterman Chuck Norris!❤❤❤

[@Nazarus1983]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer but unfornately he never cries.

[@tigerbear1429]

Thanks for saying that one right after me cheif

[@Kevin.Kelly.]

@@tigerbear1429Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer but unfortunately he never cries.

[@johnhines623]

😂🤣 that’s the best one yet.

[@consumablecorner150]

Actually he did once, and created the oceans. Do so again and we all drown.

[@JB-qq1xz]

@@tigerbear1429well unfortunately, your years most likely DO NOT cure cancer 😂

[@Gun1Up]

Chuck Norris beard was on a top secret mission during this interview.

[@asahall627]

😂

[@six9one754]

ahahahah😂

[@j.strother2727]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulmwilson62]

To shave, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face over and over again. Because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

[@elijahknox4421]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to shave, his beard is to scared to grow

[@timossideras5863]

Chuck Norris is so nice.

[@aleksejssuharevs866]

I absolutely love those Chuck Norris memes below!

[@hin_hale]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.

[@Axiomatic75]

How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

[@psevdondon]

Oh yeah? Then it seems to me that Bruce Lee is better at pushing the world than him. And besides, he pushes the world on one hand.

[@TG3Gaming]

The Chuck Norris jokes I didn’t know I needed 🤣

[@patrickzadelaar]

You always need Chuck Norris jokes.

[@GABRIELX_ASMR]

How did that man not EXPLODE from the first kick?!

[@PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[@Scratchingforcash]

The day Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital

[@georgevarughese4886]

Lolz ok

[@darrellmfume4020]

funny, LOL

[@manpower386ify]

Chuck Norris built a hospital he was born in.

[@marcvincentjularbal9548]

😂😂😂😂

[@william-uc2oy]

@@manpower386ifyYes he did just after he was delivered.

[@eddefy22]

I love chuck norris, such a nice guy!

[@oscarahlke5219]

Chuck Norris starred in all Star Wars films!! As the force!

[@williamweir1547]

If Chuck Norris doesn't go for his morning jog the earth stops rotating

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Shhhhh....it doesn't rotate...our secret....

[@Pogbyfn]

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 it does

[@williamweir1547]

@@Pogbyfn when Chuck jogs

[@georgevarughese4886]

@@williamweir1547 lolz 😆

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

@@Pogbyfn no Quasimodo it does not. We have been lied to.

[@LiLGWaez]

When Chuck Norris does pushups. He doesnt push himself UP...he pushes the earth DOWN.

[@UserX860]

old 🥱

[@PhimjraiTV]

He’s 84 now 😢❤