Chuck Norris VS Segata Sanshiro | DEATH BATTLE!

[@kasbber4k514]

Chuck Norris was once unarmed, surrounded by 200 men armed with automatic weapons, the situation looked hopeless, But chuck let them go

[@brianjohnson5272]

A true gentleman.

[@TheDudeliestDude]

They got lucky.

[@-_-8123]

had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@ruggedlemmings9163]

Chuck Norris once had a dance contest with Michael Jackson. The loser had to change colors.

[@lilmatty2466]

Just for that am subscribing.

[@chaos147ex8]

Chuck Norris telling the story of his battle with Segata: "Then there was a whole Army of Segatas. I surrounded them."

[@DragonofDojima_]

This deserves waaay more likes lol

[@ValGOPLock]

Underrated comment

[@purplehatter550]

Who is he gonna tell it to? Humans? Oh wait.

[@bread64]

He's going to tell it to his past self

[@DragonofDojima_]

@@bread64 and then his past self is going to tell his future self that he already traveled to the future and seen it happen

[@cormacdoherty7065]

Okay so five years later, can we get an update on how these two are doing? Because they’re definitely still going

[@Blue_Battalion]

I wanna like ur comment but ur number of likes is 69

[@lewismartin3430]

i can't remember what battle it was. but they absolutely still going

[@loyalhoodini4944]

@@user-cx4px9kc9k ?

[@daleketchup7434]

Naruto vs Ichigo. They’re still at it

[@kwewee]

Gogeta vs Vegito dbx they were shown to still be fighting

[@fallenkiller89]

" that man was not chuck norris, because chuck norris killed that man" best quote ever

[@rasheedyoufreealrajhi6022]

So segata was chuck norris all along!?

[@Andraielsama]

"Segata Sanshiro does not defy the laws of physics; the laws of physics simply know what happens to those who defy Segata Sanshiro"

[@PP-pr2kb]

Chuck norris-the laws of physics tried to arrest me...i put a bounty on there heads

[@ValGOPLock]

Nice

[@henshinking1]

Especially when segata cries HENSHIN!!!!!

[@fictionverse7292]

They are both God in the form of ridiculous memes

[@sarafontanini7051]

The Laws of physics, dawning horror as it realises the man before it: SEGATA...SANSHIRO! D:

[@killallnerds2611]

Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he went out and killed nothing

[@NotAlphabet]

ಠ_ಠ

[@pallukun]

Paradoxes don't apply to Chuck Norris.

[@mrsupreme5316]

So he didn't kill anything

[@rickaderson1199]

and everything

[@pallukun]

...but he DID kill nothing.

[@texasfalcon3611]

I wonder did chuck Norris actually watched this and thought "how did they know about this fight"

[@bijayakrushnamishra9268]

Underrated comment

[@murasame_3313]

Cameraman is hood tho

[@jirkavrana7789]

Lasha Talachadze interrupts that fight and slaps Chuck Norris out of existence

[@bocahcebol2815]

You underestimate the power of cameraman

[@jirkavrana7789]

Hafbór Björnsson watch this fight and says for himself: Pffff weaklings....

[@logankemper9424]

The fact that Chuck Norris didn't even use a roundhouse kick scares me

[@trystantrace]

He ended the fight with one. For whatever reason, the constellation has him punching. But, he does a flying roundhouse before they go in the black hole.

[@samaladderley4749]

Nice

[@begining9807]

he didnt need it

[@voidling2632]

Hi did but we couldn't see it.

[@jimmyseit934]

he was saving his power

[@Multi-Manus]

There was no ad, because nothing interrupts Chuck Norris.

[@ormod9558]

Freelancer Armageddon 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 That was fye.

[@Merilirem]

Indeed. Just look at all those Sega Saturn commercials.

[@kenkanaki1680]

That's why the ads open show a black screen then disappear.

[@lightingstrike2951]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nemesisstars7531]

I literally saw no ad thanks chuck norris

[@CritScratch]

Someone tried to cheat Chuck Norris in a coin toss by using a coin with heads on both sides. Chuck called tails and won.

[@springdude1165]

...

[@Multi-Manus]

genious!

[@13crystals61]

Damn

[@wingedbluj1674]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to Satan in exchange for his incredible abilities... Then he kicked Satan's ass and took his soul back. Satan was so impressed by the underhandedness they play cards every other Wednesday

[@Da-Iceman.]

Amazing 👏🏿

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

12:46 When Segata was thrown inside the earth, he didn’t actually break it apart; that was actually the planet fearfully letting him through

[@Jacob1332-0]

If you're here after watching Scooby Vs Courage, then your awesome!

[@t-rexcellentreviews1663]

Thank you.

[@cartooncentral263]

They got it wrong in that video. This wasn’t the last Death Battle to end in a tie before Scooby Doo vs Courage. The last one to in a tie was Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie.

[@alexmavromatis2310]

Indeed I am

[@RazorEdge2006]

Since Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, and Sonic beat Segata Sanshiro, there's only one logical conclusion for the ultimate showdown: Bruce Lee vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

[@Phreal95]

sonic beat segata because segata doesn't fight his sega friends.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Razor Edge Are you trying to get us killed?

[@edwinkoh734]

Razor Edge this is so crazy it might work

[@talkingwind8294]

but the chuck norris bruce beat was his shadows shadow

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Razor Edge Bruce Lee wins. Sonic was killed by Vegeta in Death Battle.

[@MarioMania]

Who wants to bet that one day these two will crash a death battle to continue their fight?

[@MG_Spy]

That would be fricking amazing

[@TimeTravelinc]

Only if the Deathbattle was epic enough for them to crash. I mean, they aren't going to crash it for no apparent reason, right? Still, I want to see them continue... Again.

[@kerrihicks9777]

yep

[@orionmelton3226]

Just through in Saitama of One Punch Man and we could make this continue for a while longer.

[@trickception7371]

yay like reaper vs heavy

[@redreploid1713]

Fun fact: not a lot of people might know this, but the actor playing Segata was also the actor for the first Kamen Rider ever

[@FloridaMan69.]

I already knew that

[@deepstrike9750]

HELL YEAH

[@jackson2531]

And that's what the "In a previous life, was a motorcycle-riding cyborg superhero" part of his background references.

[@newquinken]

I love how this Death Battle is one that they STILL reference to this very day, like literally every time a 2D animated fight winds up in space you can see the constellation of them as an easter egg, implying their still fighting to this very day

[@22dolls19]

Really? Never noticed that

[@deepstrike9750]

Sick

[@estrelaplatinada6506]

​@@22dolls19Yes, like in shadow vs ryuko

[@spikeharusame]

This may be the most salt-free DB Comment section ever

[@thecyberneticphoenix7040]

of all time.

[@spikeharusame]

The Cybernetic Phoenix Someone likes Red Vs. Blue

[@thecyberneticphoenix7040]

I live under your bed What?

[@jakebryant3445]

That's because the fight is so accurate

[@rararasputin8608]

If Goku v. Supes ended like this, I'd be satisfied.

[@names1139]

"Don't fight chuck norris" - Sun tzu, the art of war

[@justanaccount6885]

Such wisdom, thank you

[@cier5158]

What a genius!!!

[@awc6007]

Lol

[@thomasedwardharrison2879]

Unless your name is Segata

[@ryahmib2452]

@@thomasedwardharrison2879 or Sonic or Wally west.

[@darkcommander428]

Chuck Norris can pick pairs from an Apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever tasted

[@robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew]

It's pear but I don't doubt it

[@foy5051]

​@@robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnewno... Chuck Norris can pick *pairs* from an *apple tree* and make *lemonade* What part of that sounds off to you??

[@CassiusSharp]

You joke but you ever tried apple lemonade it is delicious

[@opalander]

Imagine if they did a live action follow up of this battle with the actual Chuck Norris and Hiroshi Fujioka.

[@dragonlex4]

That would make quite a number of fans go crazy.

[@Geeksavant80x]

​@Red Knight dont worry its the cameraman.

[@jojogacha974]

Aren’t they like super old though? And I mean irl not in the memes

[@jirkavrana7789]

​@@Geeksavant80xTrue lol

[@jirkavrana7789]

​@@jojogacha974Yeah they are

[@Michael-bb1cw]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade. It killed ten people, then it exploded. When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father “You're the man of the house now”.

[@rf-k9117]

Michael the Grenade line had me deaaaaad

[@anegg5946]

He threw the grenade so hard it killed ten people

[@zombiewolf3244]

Jesus walked on water Chuck swims through land

[@youtubestuff683]

@@zombiewolf3244 YEEEESSSSSS

[@beretta92fs29]

*fifty people

[@firelook7454]

I think this is the only Death Battle that everyone can agree on it.

[@yoshimallow_5121]

Agreed

[@tristinbreland3025]

But one thing

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Agreed

[@tristinbreland3025]

Where are they

[@springdude1165]

@@tristinbreland3025 nobody knows.

[@Carface03]

these two are the most powerful people that death battle ever hosted

[@wedead4309]

Without a doubt

[@TheFilosopher]

@@wedead4309 not even superman and Goku can beat them

[@bloomblock2768]

@Peregrine Wheeler Not even close.

[@seantheporcupine7979]

Wait until Shaggy shows up

[@featherstherat984]

@@seantheporcupine7979 that battle would destroy the universe and they would fight till the end of shattered time

[@johnbailey5835]

Bruce lee beat chuck norris. You may be wondering "But how?" The answer is simpler than you think. Chuck had not yet grown his magnificent beard, his third first could not save him from bruce grabbing his chest hair.

[@murasame_3313]

Chuck didn't lose, he allowed Bruce win

[@romeobejasa2309]

That was just Chad norris shadow and him being polite to give chad lee the win

[@Shuthells]

Some says this scene was the most expensive after effect of all time, present and futur !

[@vladyvhv9579]

True Chuck Norris Fact: He and Bruce Lee became good friends.

[@jojogacha974]

Nah he was weaker then he just had to lift the earth a couple times (this is what people call an earthquake)

[@ambiguitiy1207]

Chuck Norris once fought Superman... the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

[@assgoblin9937]

CT-5597 Jesse lol

[@thegamingmonkey5590]

CT-5597 Jesse chuck norris internet name is the legend 27

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

superman found out the hard way that kryptonite is not the only thing that can kill him by simply be near him

[@luislatinoman7055]

CT-5597 Jesse 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@scipiomaurer474]

CT-5597 Jesse LOL yeah I can see that

[@roachbagjr9358]

I just realized that Chuck Norris's pixel model is literally a recolored Joseph Joestar model from on of the JoJo games

[@GalacticFox32]

Yep

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

And Segata is an edit of a KOF character

[@Jungoguy]

Yep.

[@notshockwavedemon7543]

@@BlackBloodCombatClub Takuma to be exact.

[@brianjohnson5272]

Only because Chuck ALLOWED him too.

[@realkingofantarctica]

You're telling me I've gone nearly seven years of my life not knowing that there is a Death Battle episode between two of the men I look up to the most?

[@daikon3199]

IKR 😞

[@toiletbaby8289]

6 years later I am still waiting for the Chuck Norris vs Sega Sanshiro rematch🤞🏾🙏🏾

[@thegreendragon5390]

You can't really have a rematch for a fight that's still ongoing. But I would like it if they checked back in on the fight with a Part 2.

[@toiletbaby8289]

@@thegreendragon5390 No idea what you said cuz I dont like reading but O.K

[@fatherpucci8170]

We can't have rematch because they still fighting

[@jirkavrana7789]

Lasha Talachadze already wins that fight

[@U1TR4F0RCE]

@@thegreendragon5390 was there a break since Segata Sanshiro showed up in Sega’s 60 year anniversary ads

[@wooperdoober74]

Thanos snapped his finger against Chuck Norris. Thanos didn't feel so good

[@w-e-j-tvwejteam]

Joshua Veliganio good one

[@Marcos-jv2me]

*oh no*

[@comettamer]

Chuck Norris can pull a snap simply by blinking at someone.

[@jacobwells9207]

The reason why Chuck can shoot more bullets than the magazine should allow is not because of some superpower, it's because the guns know better

[@Evileex]

Thanos didnt feel so good is because Chuck was behind him... nobody snaps at Chuck Norris...at least...nobody alive...

[@skindonnatello2468]

Chuck Norris killed 100,000,000 people with one pistol... then started firing

[@robertwatson6910]

Devon Norton and there wasn't any bullets in it

[@carpedm9846]

Bob Watson Chuck once killed 900.576.349 people by throwing a grenade. And then the Grenade exploded.

[@robertwatson6910]

deniz-usta Gedik and it was a toy grenade

[@carpedm9846]

Bob Watson made out of baloons.

[@robertwatson6910]

deniz-usta Gedik that weren't inflated

[@LonePhantom756]

13:35 The montages of fight scenes wasn't just a nod to the show's history. It was Segata and Chuck ascending to become the embodiment of Death Battle.

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

False. Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro never ascended, for it is impossible to ascend if you're above everything else. .... Unless you're Chuck Norris or Segata Sanshiro.

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

"It's time to end this debate, once and for all!" There was never a debate, to begin with. These two martial arts titans are actually the same being, split into two, in an effort to prevent the infinite collapse of the multiverse. This being's name, is Chugata Norrshiro. Praise be unto Them.

[@deepstrike9750]

Dare.......GOD...

[@gumballviking9102]

One time Chuck Norris played Pokemon. He caught them all. Now all was left to do was choose a starter.

[@itsknbu6498]

OMG LOL XD

[@jkwonavant3950]

Lol

[@mysteriousshadow4460]

Hold up Wut

[@williamturner6192]

Why can't we do that normally?

[@mysteriousshadow4460]

@@williamturner6192 in pokemon you choose your starter first then catch them all

[@theannouncer5538]

Thanos to Star Lord: I like you Thanos to iron man: You have my respect, Stark Thanos to Chuck Norris: I have retrieved your baseball glove, my lord

[@snakelord8765]

This is why CHUCK NORRIS IS ARE GOD.

[@Flop_Studios]

@Dylan Edwards I see what you did there

[@beb7435]

Chuck Norris ain’t my hero

[@spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531]

@@beb7435 YOU BETTER RUN

[@beb7435]

@@spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531 why?

[@opalander]

When Chuck Norris couldn't beat the final boss, he went into the game and gave the boss a piece of his mind.

[@superpoptart7079]

bold of you to assume that Chuck Norris can't beat a game.

[@shady8045]

there is no boss after chuck norris, making him the true final boss.

[@anudayoker]

By that, you mean Chuck ripped a brain cell out of himself and threw it at the boss, who dies of conflagration from the electric currents from Chuck’s impossibly developed brain.

[@yeldarb141983]

the final boss was so grateful to have that part of his brain returned, he promised never to get in chuck norris' way again.

[@koopasquad6314]

Who is here in 2021 still wondering if their legendary fight rages on, probably outside the plain of existence by now?

[@ravinercf]

Me

[@tyjones9864]

Funny you say that as it’s exactly what we see in Vegito vs Gogeta

[@tylerdao4107]

You can actually see a slight continuation at the end of Naruto vs ichigo

[@fernandoaldana2164]

It is you see it in other videos from time to time

[@omniwatcher1797]

Apparently if you look at the episode when Beerus fought, the constellation of them is in the background

[@darthplagueis13]

Chuck Norris doesn´t fight, he allows you to lose...

[@MicrosoftNestleTea]

I'd hope he'd let me loosen, otherwise I'd never get these caps off my drinks.

[@dxtkhajiit3421]

Chuck doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him

[@super6pop]

I've got my face on the side of a mountain, you voted for John McCain

[@Japanlover79]

Darthplagueis13 and my raps will blow your mind like a verbal John wilks booth

[@PoppaShmoop]

+xDeviantx xTitanx I thought it was, "When Chuck Norris goes into the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norrised...no?

[@steelersgoingfor7706]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built.

[@Theshocker0045]

How does that logic?, Also I watched this video 3 years ago, I just wanted to see the memes agains

[@ronswanson7371]

the shocker0045 whoosh

[@Theshocker0045]

@@ronswanson7371 oof

[@Theshocker0045]

@@ronswanson7371 btw just tap on names to tag them

[@Unknownuser-vq9ul]

@@Theshocker0045 Chuck is such a badass that even being sperm cell can't stop him from building.

[@azadisoleil6319]

I have a great respect for Sega, not everyone’s marketing is flat out: “use our product, or else”

[@jakebate1533]

Who came here after they saw Scooby-Doo VS Courage The Cowardly Dog? That video mentioned this fight. Both fights were stalemates.

[@SamAx57]

They say nothing can kill Chuck Norris, so Chuck found nothing and killed it.

[@ellisbrowne3895]

Sonny LoSpeechio lol😂

[@yoboiknux9024]

Do you know who Bruce Lee is?

[@invoidbeats8777]

megasonic x do you get the joke

[@yoboiknux9024]

Susto Big boy do you know the actual strongest man alive?

[@comettamer]

Death was supposed to take Chuck Norris many years ago, but hs yet to summon the courage to do so.

[@Kylezk117]

They should do a death battle championship, where all the winners face eachother two at a time until there are two

[@Wolfbane971]

well this is what happened

[@overlordmao6062]

they said they wouldn't do that since right of the bat superman, spawn, deadpool etc have an unfair advantage over other characters.

[@Kylezk117]

But Deadpool

[@GloveUzumaki]

Deadpool would win the championship no matter who he's facing

[@bkaneshiro14]

Cool idea on paper, but... We'd be pitting people like Zangeif (An extremely strong, but for all terms and purposes mortal person) against Superman and Godzilla...

[@KingChiggy]

I'm pretty sure these two are the only ones that could fight the Mask and Saitama and win without even trying.

[@meme_market5949]

Yep, ez

[@Adenfall]

It really wouldn't be fair, the fight would end too quickly and it wouldn't even be close. Even if they team up against one of them it wouldn't even be close. Segata and Chuck would only need millisecond to beat both of them

[@Thefrogking234]

Popeye's a better opponent

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Even if every single winner teamed up against Chuck and Segata, it still wouldn't help (even if we add the eventual winner of Hercules vs. Sun Wukong). Chuck and Segata would still win.

[@EE-bw2io]

Bully maguire Enters the Battle

[@randomgamer3868]

I love how they didn't even say a word to each other they just immediately started throwing hands, totally in character for both of them

[@PKSparkxxDH]

This is greater than Goku vs Superman.

[@saber76]

PK wat r some of ur ideas (Luv ur vids

[@nataliephan562]

goku vs superman should have ended like this one

[@BENHAMIM]

Natalie Phan exactly!!

[@user-lc3zb8yz9d]

Chuck Norris vs Superman! :D

[@nafay4702]

Natalie Phan U ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT

[@ItsPizzaTime-hn4qy]

Someone asked Chuck how many push ups he can do. Chuck replied saying "all of them".

[@ljplatano14]

Best one by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[@LeaderofStupid]

Chuck norris does not do push-ups He simply pushes the world down

[@potato2868]

No he replied with "yes"

[@overlordandgoblinslayermix7592]

Chuck and deathstroke arw the only ones in the whole existence that can do that. Not even yhe hulk can do as many.

[@lucastalbert5483]

I think it would be really fun if in future Death Battles Chuck and Segata would blip in and out for a second in the background of other battles. They would still be fighting each other of course as their fight is on that will never end. Stretching across time and all planes of existence.

[@MantaRaydiated]

I think they did show up in a future Death Battle as an easter egg but I forgot which one

[@golden3065]

They have been appearing in the background of some battle but mostly when the battles are in space or traversing dimensions

[@applesnl8077]

They appeared in doctor fate vs doctor strange, Naruto vs ichigo, and vegito vs gogeta DBX

[@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo]

Or they create life on their caporeal forms

[@ytrkhgfd]

6 years later, in a DBX Gogeta vs Vegito fight, they are still going at it.

[@docjohnny7253]

Legend has it that the rings around Saturn are formed from rocks. Those rocks were formed after Segata Sanshiro shattered planets who didn’t have Sega Saturns, using only his kicks

[@tucker6800]

wait so your telling me jupiter mercury venus mars neptune and uranus all have sega santurns on them? awesome

[@bluejay3748]

My god..... I need to get a Sega Saturn quickly before I become a part of Saturn's rings

[@alexaliennerd3990]

Segata judo threw the planets. They exploded on impact with each other twice.

[@icephoenix452]

@@tucker6800 no he destroy planets that don’t exist anymore and those rock formed the the rings

[@zuberiuthth7833]

Luckily I have a Sega Saturn, so i'm safe 😂

[@lcarpetrondookmarriot1636]

"I have an army of 10 billion" "We have chuck norris and segata sanshiro" these 2 are the reason aliens never visit us.

[@ljayg2521]

Lion Gaming is segata still alive?

[@ljayg2521]

just asking

[@lcarpetrondookmarriot1636]

***** Yes -_-

[@ljayg2521]

Lion Gaming k thanks

[@CommanderM117]

death fears both of them and is romantic with the pool

[@cozy2081]

Scooby and Courage vs Chuck and Segata when?!

[@slendveny7191]

The fight didn't end. It died after witnessing their power.

[@apprenticej7022]

Chuck Norris had his name written in the death note.....the book died 30 seconds later.

[@FirstTry9948]

Apprentice J702 No, The User Did.

[@nitishjain7560]

How about we say both of them died

[@FirstTry9948]

Nitish Jain No, The Book Can’t Die, But It Burned.

[@Kusanagi07]

@@FirstTry9948, How dare you belittle the most powerful being in the multiverse.

[@BigattckFirecat]

@@Kusanagi07 The death book became useless afterword and a new death note was made with a new owner.

[@darrenbyrne293]

This is why gods must never battle...

[@cruz-sk3ix]

The Sarcastic Jerk who goku vs superman

[@MidnightDStroyer]

After watching/listening to the descriptions of both combatants, I knew right then & there that this battle would be completely ridiculous. ...Was not disappointed... I think when the entire multiverse has collapsed in upon each other & the totality of existence is coming to an end, Segata & Chuck will shake hands, agree to call it a draw, sweep up the remains & turn the light out before leaving.

[@aarongiroux5416]

I think Segata's time to return is coming soon considering how Nintendo is acting recently

[@crusader3929]

Unfortunately it's his far less powerful son

[@alexmansfield3268]

@@crusader3929 give him time, he is merely just starting his story, when the time comes he will discover the power to surpass gods, just like his father

[@jojogacha974]

@@alexmansfield3268 I mean he did suplex his father (which was him accepting his death which was wrong but he just never knew) so he might be training to get stronger then him

[@DoofusChungus]

"There are no mistakes, except when you try to fight Chuck Norris" -Bob Ross

[@13crystals61]

That's not a mistake. That's intentional suicide.

[@zekkorinnocake3955]

Bob Ross is another cosmic entity if he paints he create new universe based that painting .

[@OMartinez91]

Bob Ross is Chick Norris's personal painter. Even after ascending into sainthood, Bob still paints for Chuck Norris

[@DoofusChungus]

@@OMartinez91 Well, in that case its a "Happy little accident".

[@nicksmith332]

Chuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital when her water broke. Then he helped deliver himself.

[@RootofYishay]

He was born with a full beard on his face.

[@lord-mafiawolf1433]

Lol

[@mrandmrsduquette1904]

The only person who cried the day Chuck Norris was born was the Doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

[@Trinistill2]

Scooby Doo vs Courge brought me here

[@Z_Viper08]

11:02 I’m surprised that with that sprite, Chuck didn’t use Hermit Purple

[@averagejoe2402]

Or predicting Segata's next lines

[@mastertadakatsu]

Well, he did break a TV

[@meldelgado462]

Chuck Norris doesn't dail the wrong number , you picked up the wrong phone.

[@connorjohnson3620]

melquisedec delgado true

[@nekroncifer9427]

melquisedec delgado *dial

[@SorowFame]

melquisedec delgado I love dailing things!

[@jackandrews4739]

when chuck norris steps on legos, legos cries

[@flurbothebandit3526]

Ever so true

[@floppinfrogs4468]

Chuck Norris can hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets

[@memememe7081]

Nah bruh, with none.

[@stampede122]

Blindfolded, at the other side of the world, facing away from the targets

[@danielnaiken4978]

Blindfolded with only one hand facing a wall tied up tight.

[@reportsucc5456]

Mcree can

[@dude7266]

Which is actually possible using ricochet

[@BegoneKastro_0]

firing more bullets from a gun that it can actually hold without reloading is standard action movie MC power

[@Milfcum6969]

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone

[@Mr.nesser]

Please note that Chuck kept his Hat on the Entire Time

[@flamepalkia5076]

You know i didn't realize that.

[@alonelyperson6031]

Nah his hat is just afraid of the fate that awaits it should it actually come off of his head.

[@stampede122]

Nothing falls off Chuck Norris unless he wishes it

[@jadespider5451]

Chuck didnt keep the hat on The hat kept Chuck on 😂😂

[@ultradavez2492]

Chuck Norris broke a Nokia 3310...

[@overmangaming4253]

no Nokia is the only thing Chuck can't break

[@Wolfrevan]

Don't you DARE assume he can't break it. The mighty Nokia cannot stand the strength of the Norris.

[@thevideoistheking8834]

Snyper Gaming yep

[@z-mkgaming7464]

Chuck Norris didnt fight the Nokia 3310 he just allowed it to lose

[@charlesowens5743]

UltraDaveZ 2

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

In 2020, it's revealed Segata Sanshiro canonically managed to survive. He just went into hiding until his son, Sega Shiro, was ready to face him. He was tossed into Saturn by his son, leaving a creator on þe gas giant.

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Chuck Norris lost a fight to a pirate once. He told that rumor himself to fight against more pirates.

[@FluttershyIsAGoddess]

"If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left."

[@falsealias2046]

Savage

[@adman1381]

Invasion USA

[@kmenshylla444]

Chuck noris and Segeta sanshiro are both immortal cosmic beings that came from a another universe

[@superlombax1561]

@@adman1381 Ah. So that's the reason we got Joe Biden in office. I'm joking plz don't turn this into a political debate

[@MrVampireFang]

Throws a tree threw the log cabin. “Now there is no in here, in here is broken, there’s only an out there now. Play a Saturn”

[@Ishtarru]

If you say “Sega sucks” three times while looking into a mirror, Segata Sanshiro will appear behind you and smash your face into it.

[@WiiWarrior933]

RandomlyGreat1337 Gaming - Videogames And More!!! No Bloody Mary is a Chuck Norris reference

[@rkalmas44]

I tried that And Nothing happpened

[@mosamuel7708]

Except if it is Chuck Norris who says that.

[@justhere2362]

Don’t listen to them! It’s just segata sanshiro trying to get us to mess up.

[@nguyenthe7968]

@@rkalmas44 thats because segata is busy fighting Chuck Norris

[@kevindurant9953]

11:44 “you come back in here I’m gonna hit you with so many rights you’re gonna beg for a left”

[@michaelcurry8497]

The "unstoppable force meets an immovable object" saying clearly came from the direct word of god after witnessing and being the only survivor of this rediculous batte Also...this one and the Metal Gear vs Siphon Filter battle are my absolute favs! Thank you guys for your amazing work!

[@Jeremy97437]

We all know who lose in the end! ... The universe of course!

[@nataliephan562]

yus the galaxy was too much for these legends

[@bran7538]

Pikashi indeed, but it wasn't just the universe... It was all of SPACE AND TIME!

[@Jeremy97437]

By the way,what is the name of the music when they start breaking apart the Solar system?

[@dragun2011]

the only who lose was our sunsysteme cause they too strong for it

[@Jeremy97437]

Anthony Groeneveld And here goes the ban!

[@johnbailey5835]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in, and then he drove his mom home from the hospital

[@Tuenai1]

how does that... nvm

[@johnbailey5835]

I know it's impossible but he's Chuck Norris

[@johnbailey5835]

Damn 86 likes? Wasn't expecting that...

[@nuno2270]

@@johnbailey5835 Chuck Norris has the abillity to like 86 times thats why *sorry*

[@masonasaro2118]

It's possible. Norris is a time traveler.

[@shrubbygaming8665]

Anyone else here after watching scooby vs courage?

[@grandadmiralzaarin4962]

Still the best Death Battle of all time.

[@king_invictus1289]

The infinity gems are Chuck Norris's kidney stones.....

[@nullpoint3346]

Ow.

[@king_invictus1289]

@@nullpoint3346 😂😂😂😂

[@tableprinterdoor]

Teeth*

[@nullpoint3346]

@@tableprinterdoor Baby teeth, they aren't in his mouth any more. Because there is no way somebody knocked out his teeth.

[@DoubleBoost23]

@@nullpoint3346 True

[@Vaxtris]

Fun Fact: Segata Sanshiro was the very first Kamen Rider!

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Wrong, the first Kamen Rider took up being Segata Sanshiro as a part time job and to hide from shocker.

[@webrov0.125]

Funny enough in the kamen rider Ghost and Ichigo special movie. Ichigo "died" and then came back to life after being burned alive Btw Ichigo is kamen rider 1 and Segata for those who don't know

[@demons27]

KIND OF implied at 6:17 with "in a previous life, was a motorcycle-riding cyborg superhero"

[@stefanosolari6989]

I was expecting some reference to that during the battle. It would be cool if mid fight he turns into the Kamen Rider and use the Rider Kick.

[@enma9359]

so this is the actual reason why decade never bothered to destroy showa universe lmao

[@OmegaYeet123]

I still can't believe it took scooby and courage to break the cycle of draws..... IT TOOK 8 YEARS SINCE THIS ONE

[@Johnconagher]

I love how they used a recolor of Joseph joestar as the sprite for Chuck Norris

[@BluezDrako]

both sprites being edited versions, chuck norris with the joseph joestar sprite and segata sanshiro with somewhat a takuma sakazak sprite lol

[@RevolverOcelot1]

Me: Did you really kill 3 people with one bullet. Chuck Norris: No. The 3rd guy had a heart attack. Not fair to count him.

[@jasonmiller2379]

this sound strangely familiar.

[@Silverwind87]

Chuck's Date: So what place did you have in mind. Chuck: There's this restaurant. It should be here soon.

[@stopthedabmelancon3740]

Yeah, the first shot was a warning

[@stormbridge]

Michael Relaford, i'm not sure if this was a reference to mass effect 3 or if mass effect 3 took a reference to Chuck Norris.

[@jasonmiller2379]

both

[@scrubby.y1088]

Chuck and superman had a fight once.... Loser has to wear his underwear outside his pants for the rest of his life

[@mr.anonymous3158]

Level he knew dude

[@avocato1180]

Level he knew it was a joke

[@adenisbored2498]

just popping in after googling this he's just referring to the fact new 52 superman doesn't have the underwear thing so hes a smartass and a nerd and that's that

[@therealdanofano]

Al-Ameen Adewunmi you ruined the joke idiot

[@hello-qo9uv]

If that's the case bruce lee is superior to superman

[@uriyahndoesstuff9982]

Legend has it, they're still fighting to this day...

[@AlphaAchilles]

I’m surprised by phone screen didn’t crack from all the Chuck Norris on my screen.

[@kingeddieofeddington]

I’m surprised I wasn’t transported to another dimension

[@huntercheadle2679]

So... this battle was so META that it BROKE Death Battle?

[@meme_market5949]

Yes

[@RootofYishay]

KO!

[@zfilms4858]

And they are still fighting as of Nauroto vs Itchago!

[@mwo79]

They were fighting in today's DBX, june 8 2021. They still haven't stopped. No winner yet.

[@Alan_Marin]

Alongside every match Deadpool has ever been

[@Gizmo5105]

chuck doesn't look under his bed for monsters monsters look under their bed for Chuck Norris

[@nullpoint3346]

Now I've got that image in my head, and I just see Chuck's face under the bed.

[@chocolatetheeevee]

👌

[@danielnaiken4978]

Chuck doesn't fear monsters they. Fear him

[@retroftw4644]

but he does check under his bed for Bruce lee.

[@blazecraze3652]

Here after the next draw between Scooby and Courage

[@manny251000]

LOL SAME

[@Narrativerse]

Same

[@mattyice9178]

7 years later i still say this is my favorite death battle episode

[@jedizzo111]

This comment section is the greatest thing ever

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

IKR

[@merchantziro4285]

I agree

[@stevensamanthakagy3541]

Well, the greatest thing after Chuck Norris, of course.

[@jeffreygao3956]

NO! Chuck Norris jokes are outdated and so is he for being a homophobe!

[@gilianrizfordespinosa8213]

chuck norris once held a rusty sword that sword is now known as the xcalibur

[@Nathan-je2mb]

Waiter: How would your steak, sir? Chuck Norris: Breathing.

[@comettamer]

Nathan Colmenares Chuck Norris once ate 3 15 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.

[@imbatman5882]

Chuck Norris onced kicked the world it still spinning to this day.

[@tarikalbert64]

Nathan Colmenares Lmaooo

[@Raven-zu7zr]

Okay, this is a stretch, but can we get a sequel? I want to see them keep going, because they can't beat one another. But it would be great if, say, you upgraded your instruments so they could detect the two again.

[@ObstagoonGuy]

This is to this day the best Death Battle ever made. I regularly come back to it!

[@TrailerDrake]

I have been waiting for this day ever since Chad and Ben joked about it about four years ago. :P

[@AegonCritique]

Really!?

[@Rooot-username]

***** Exactly

[@MarcusDandridgeDee_Kae]

***** for real!!??

[@TrailerDrake]

*****, Not in any official online sense, but they certainly discussed this around the ScrewAttack office quite a bit. :P

[@TrailerDrake]

*****, Everybody seems to forget that I worked for ScrewAttack for two years. :P

[@user-sb6qk1hc3c]

Legend say that Chuck and Segata are still fighting in another dimension

[@lazarus9165]

I think at this point it's across the vastness of the infinite multiverse.

[@user-xr7uf5gl6z]

Nah, chuck was putting on an act for the camera. Segata isnt even breathing now.

[@mr.anonymous3158]

130792 297031 legend says the fight between Chuck and Segata is what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

[@Riderman]

Will Dell Chuck never holds back.

[@vandacarneiro980]

Zxaqwero.

[@TortleMaster]

7 years later and it's still the best death battle

[@serge263]

Ultra Instinct Shaggy had to use 100% of his power to transport them to another dimension so they can safely fight without interruptions.

[@thegamerator10]

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.

[@rougarou0257]

the gamerator 10 YESSSS!!

[@richardbarber757]

it was a draw since hulk turns green.

[@kcthefree5976]

nice origin story

[@ztzepert3381]

xD

[@overlordandgoblinslayermix7592]

U know optimus prime. Optimus prime is from chuck Norris peeping on his gas tank.

[@kishoreng9753]

"How many pushups can you do" Chuck Norris: "Yes"

[@brianjohnson5272]

No how many times can he push the earth down. More than you.

[@13crystals61]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he just uses that term because push downs sound stupid.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

This series has been going on forever, and yet this will remain the greatest Death Battle ever conceived - not because of any flagging quality of the creators (none of which I've ever noticed) but simply due to the sheer awesomeness inherent in this single matchup.

[@RealCFZ]

Segata has the greatest power many of us wish to have. Making waifus real. 6:52