We Discovered The Strangest News Headlines - Chuckle Sandwich EP 96

[@Jeterfan906]

That cat actually really does love Schlatt. Cats only softly bite and play like that with someone they really love. If he didn’t like Schlatt he’d be either hiding or trying to break skin, and he certainly wouldn’t be letting himself get held with his belly exposed

[@microwavedforks]

Sometimes you annoy them, and then they purposefully annoy you. Law of equivalence.

[@ErnieZee]

Some cats are just like that though. My sisters cat is like that he lets anyone do just about anything to him. He loves to cuddle.

[@aymangani5416]

@@ErnieZeeit probably just likes most people then

[@wrinkliestdog]

@@ErnieZee he sounds chill af

[@aurelien5747]

I had a cat that was a stray just like Soup, all black and he was the chillest cat ever, almost human like of how tolerant and non agressive he was

[@jellobassprawn]

Let's be real, the true reason Schlatt loves Soup more than Jambo is because Soup doesn't eat magnets.

[@Happy156]

i thought his name was "the other one"

[@Tareebit]

His name is soup?

[@ryantierney7701]

yeah soup is jambo this guy doesnt know what hes talking about @@Happy156

[@ryantierney7701]

soup is jambo

[@Aglockinasock]

@@Tareebittrue the other one is burnt soup

[@Worline8628]

Schlatt talking about his love for his cats makes me so happy lmao

[@iEatDoctors]

@@olivesinparrotjuice he's just like me fr fr

[@RickyRiceB]

5:09

[@OnlySushiCat]

Cat mom

[@gamingskier645]

Idk who this “schlatt” guy but he seems nice

[@samael4550]

@@gamingskier645he literally vehicularly manslaughtered an entire city block in the year of 1999 bro

[@tzu__]

Tucker's confidence on camera is such an amazing contrast to his first episode. His energy on camera match Ted and Schlatt who have been creating content for years now.

[@colleen_marie]

The first 13 minutes were the best the podcast has EVER been. I could watch schlatt talking about his cat for a full hour and thirty

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

Smoothest start in any of the podcasts for sure

[@Sage_Soulz]

For real, especially as a black cat owner i loved the attention to the other one, the little fangs 🥰

[@Evitaschannel]

That cat was STRESSED 💀💀

[@MossiPatch]

ted having the “i am Kenough” hoodie completes me

[@jebb360]

While tucker has a suicideboys one on😂 it’s like Ying and Yang

[@groovezilla_]

he rlly is kenough 😔✊

[@Iced_Tea200]

But is that kenough for you??

[@1unartic]

Sameeee

[@bugiz1705]

I DIDNT EVEN RELIZIE

[@sovereignspino1534]

"Blink twice if you need help." Ted said to Schlatt. But as the viewers were caught up in Schlatt's charade, not one of them noticed Ted's own dual-winking plea for help.

[@turtle275]

Timestamp

[@sovereignspino1534]

@@turtle275 41:54 (I know they aren't real "blinks" but I just thought it was kinda funny.)

[@alexzandrarubino9039]

The fact that schlatt is a huge cat person is the biggest green flag

[@Ivan14XYU]

dare i say, its favorite puppy

[@loanly_]

and everything else in there is a red flag with rainbow undertones

[@AdallynD]

@@Ivan14XYU most liked kitten

[@amadou4835]

it balances out what he did in 99'.

[@alexzandrarubino9039]

@@amadou4835 and on September 8th

[@mathansillion]

That camera/mic upgrade got me feelin like a Tucker LOVER😍

[@mathansillion]

Also, Tucker has been crushing it lately

[@spoink-x3z]

@@mathansillionthat implies tucker was at some point not crushing it and I refuse to allow any tucker hater to spew their bile without confronting them. You will pay for your sins one day, let that be known 😡😡😡

[@Biittimikkoxd]

​@@spoink-x3zand what do we say to Tucker haters?

[@ultra.violettes]

@@Biittimikkoxd I typed in detail what we would say and do to those bastards, then the little “Help Us Keep Our Comments Positive” thing came up. That alone should tell.

[@twdynai]

⁠@@Biittimikkoxd[ comment deleted ]

[@fleef69]

Thank you Theodore and Schlarg for pulling through I was worried I wouldn’t get an episode this week

[@zakaryrichmond396]

HIS NAME IS TUCKER

[@angadgrewal9324]

@@zakaryrichmond396what’s a funny name we could give Tucker?

[@zakaryrichmond396]

@@angadgrewal9324 tucker

[@cecilinas_art]

SCHLARG 😭😭😭

[@KristenZianourry2015]

@@zakaryrichmond396 KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH 🗣️

[@Olliebunny]

I love that any time we don’t see tucker he’s just intensely physically reacting to things

[@hyperspacesushi]

To put it in words Schlatt might understand, doing too many Would You Rather episodes is like ordering a 3rd plate of bulgogi without knowing there's a surcharge

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

Except the surcharge is your anal virginity

[@dachking6657]

I just want to say that Tucker should be included in the intro, he’s literally your full third member at this point and absolutely deserves it

[@toxic_195]

They’re acting like real Tucker Haters ™ by not including him in the intro

[@RebDoesStuff]

I totally agree, however there’s not a ton of iconic footage of “Tucker”

[@LessTh3nThree]

#givetuckeranintrosequence

[@TuckerKeane]

🤯

[@hexes5122]

Agreed. Justice for Tucker!!!

[@isleofdead1337]

Schlatt derailing the show because he wanted to show/ talk about his cats is incredibly wholesome.

[@rookie2552]

WHOLESOME 100 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REDDIT HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE REDDIT WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@emma124]

21:24 “this isn’t even gonna apply to 99% of the audience” tucker you are so real for that.

[@cassandracarlton400]

for real, I’ve never even seen a valet in my life, I forget that they are real things for some people and not just in movies

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

As the guy who made the Chuckle Sandwich alphabet, thanks for the shoutout! Glad you guys liked it :)

[@why3994]

Hi Tucker, I just came to let you know that we love you. I'm going to fall asleep listening to this episode now, but thank you Tucker for making the Chuckle Sandwich Experience so much greater. We love you and appreciate you.

[@TuckerKeane]

🙉😅😎

[@katebradley9306]

@@TuckerKeaneomg is that tucker the icon the legend

[@matthewhosier5084]

Don’t forget everyone: three weeks from today is when “Schlatt” predicted that Ted will die. Can’t wait to see him get what’s coming! 😂🎉

[@TheDarkestKnight375]

3 weeks and 2 years

[@matthewhosier5084]

@@TheDarkestKnight375 i had the date on my calendar and left this before they mentioned it lol.

[@schneedlemusic]

​@@matthewhosier5084huge respect that you put that on your calendar lmao

[@matthewhosier5084]

@@schneedlemusic after ted forgot about charlie’s bit about the whole in the bottom of his tacoma, i decided i would never let them forget a bit again, so i marked it on google calendar as soon as “JSchetty” predicted it

[@maelstrom_n]

its in 2025

[@Coolwhipstrawberries]

15 mins of schlatt being a good cat dad, quality pod this week fellas.

[@samtam7988]

Its amazing that “Schlatt” is doing such a great podcast.

[@dizzy4198]

“Schlatt”’s feelings towards his cat perfectly encapsulates my love for my pets. I just want to squeal and make random noises because i cant express my love for them but i come across as insane. “Schlatt” is beginnining to code in human emotions, I see!

[@meadowmiist]

“Today on chuckle sandwich we are gonna see what is on the news!” And thus, terror floods the viewer’s veins

[@ev0bean239]

Chuckle sandwich never fails to get me happy after a bad day. Today I had my first soccer game and I couldn’t even show my dad my skill because my coach benched me the whole time, it especially made me mad because my dad left work an hour early and drove an hour just to see me play, and he coudnt. But seeing a new chuckle sandwich episode just makes me happier. I would like to personally thank you , chuckle sandwich.

[@sanam2697]

Aw

[@theskeleton8418]

I hope you have an even greater day, keep up the work in soccer ٩( 'ω' )و

[@trickturne]

bench your coach back

[@MossMighty]

Pick up your coach, and then bench press him.

[@trickturne]

@@MossMighty thats what im sayin

[@allyfay2690]

Schlatt being such a cat mom has me down so excruciatingly bad

[@BeepBoopBoppMcGee]

I once stole my mom's car and drove to Florida (a twelve hour drive) just to spite her because she loves the beaches in Florida. It was a Sunday, I drove down and back, and then to school the next day. I was pulled into the office because the administrators said they were gonna tow the car and asked how I obtained the stolen vehicle. My mom was called into the school and they sent me home early. I did this because my mother was insane and didn't understand just how far I was willing to go to spite her. She forgot that her crazy was genetic, and she passed it down to me. She tried to ground me again, so I took a trip to Nashville, Tennesee (A much shorter drive for me). Dino land was sick and I got a cool hat, so totally worth it.

[@rileylynn5815]

Theme not required, I'd watch 2 hours of Schlatt + cats. All good vibes.

[@buttersticks7877]

so glad to see you bring ted onto the sleep deprived podcast!! such a shame the other three couldn't make it but you two make a great combo :) I'd love to see you guys do an independent project together some time, if you ever get the chance!

[@levitator45]

* cat is hissing, growling, scratching Jschlatt * Jschaltt: i love this cat so much. He is the best ❤

[@roguecypress]

Sleep Deprived never fails to make my day

[@jellybean09632]

It never fails to make my day terrible

[@Eyeless__o7]

Wrong channel I think-

[@audittlivereaction1964]

I "loved" the addition of Tedothy Nivision to the Sleep Deprived "Podcast"

[@dannyt346]

@@Eyeless__o7 Sleep deprived should make a killing poeople ith hammers tutorial

[@fisherisawesome9547]

@@Eyeless__o7i was wondering where assortits, apandumb, and mikasuckus were

[@tylerthompson7461]

Glad they’re talking about the spotted lantern-fly problem. My college campus is infested with them and me and my boyfriend have contests to see who can smush more of them on our way to our classes

[@Elise_up_close_and_personal]

Perfect podcast to listen to while watching a cat walk around an airport

[@cadrenadams9109]

32:53 did Ted just go ventriloquist on us or did Schlage just really sound like Ted for a second? 😂😂😂😂

[@TheGreatTurtlexP]

Man Ted got really good at ventriloquism at 32:52

[@LimeyLimer]

I WAS GONNA SAY, HES LITERALLY NOT MOVING HIS MOUTH AT ALL 😭😭😭

[@alexmiller3083]

Can Tucker PLEASE get an intro with you and splat

[@GalaxyBoi41]

Just have it be 4 clips of Tucker eating the Arby's meat mountain.

[@wrinkliestdog]

no

[@geraldineyorarou2221]

Why though? He isn't good on camera and has the charisma of a tortoise lol

[@GalaxyBoi41]

@@geraldineyorarou2221 found the Tucker hater.

[@thedoctork1037]

@@geraldineyorarou2221you’re gonna have a one-way ticket to the Lake of Fire for being a tucker hater but I agree that he shouldn’t be a full third member, not many could fill the Charlie gap

[@hellisapoolparty]

Watching the spark come back to schlatts eyes when he picks up one of those cats is truly horrifying

[@starshue]

Its great to see that schlatt finally got to meet ken

[@Sprw]

Tucker is slowly becoming more and more a third member of the podcast

[@ved95]

This is the best podcast to listen to while intentionally breaking traffic laws

[@gojiberrii1261]

I can't believe 'Schlatt' didn't like Ted's dance, that was a banger

[@hry4539]

I love seeing how much Schlatt cares for his cats. I am the exact same way about mine- I treat them the exact same way and can talk about them for hours. I also have a black cat that acts pretty similar to Schlatts

[@katebradley9306]

we as an audience have to keep including tucker every time we talk about the podcast; this way people will know the real king of the sandwich

[@linaacher]

I would literally listen to hours of Tucker talking about ecosystems! Nice to hear people talk about their field :)

[@kyleratner325]

I once say a 12 year old and 3 8 year olds get into a minivan. The 12 year old got into the drivers seat and was just revving the engine for a few minutes. They then changed gears, put on their turn signal, turned off of the side, drove straight, put on their turn signal again, turned right where we lost sight. We later saw them mowing a lawn.

[@cozence]

32:52 why is nobody talking about how he just spoke wirelessly lmao

[@squasola]

chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while dropping 7 elixers worth of logs into a toilet at work

[@tardis58575]

This is the best podcast to listen to while dissolving into a puddle of sludge

[@Seikatsu121]

Butter with the new set-up. About time since he's a full member of the chuckle sandwich podcast

[@Dylan-we5dz]

nice to see tucker treated like a full citizen, ted

[@Dylan-we5dz]

lol!

[@arcticwerewolf2]

Petition for a chuckle sandwich episode that’s just Schlatt loving and petting his cats

[@zacharyhereford1042]

Tucker’s “I’m allergic to cats” was the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard lmaooo

[@Memu_]

I wish we would get regular episodes where they're just chatting more often. The themed episodes are fun but at the end of the day the regular format is a bit better.

[@zoth-ommog7293]

Schlatt, ted, and Tucker are three people I would die for.

[@bedro_0]

Me when I'm in the parasocial relationship competition and my opponent is this guy

[@mrlee3412]

@@bedro_0 *shriveled squidward*

[@simondelloro8199]

dont worry! Theodore "Ted" Nivison and "Jorge" will make sure that you do!

[@kadencesc]

The perfect podcast to listen too while getting your tooth pulled, really calmed my nerves

[@creative_username]

A great way to end off my birthday! Thanks for the chuckles Ted, Schlatt, and Tucker 😁

[@madelyn888ball]

WE NEED TUCKER IN THE INTRO! I understand he’s not considered a host but he’s important. Really giving Tucker Hater vibes by excluding Tucker of a cool intro clip. -Tucker Lover101

[@Cheesethedonkey]

"audio listeners (love you to death) Schlatt just hung himself."-Ted probably

[@Kylee-zc5of]

Schlatt and Soup are adorible.

[@TheOfficialGuy24]

Episodes like this are why I’m an audio listener.

[@Tristler]

thank you Chuckle Sandwich for making sure i never have to eat with no youtube

[@G0LDEN]

I’ve never seen Schlatt so joyful until I see him playing with Soup

[@Pendji]

Tucker's background looks like he lives in a school hallway

[@Fizzab12]

I’m pretty sure schlatt’s cat is grumpy old man in a cats body

[@audittlivereaction1964]

14:00 it's confirmed the other cat's name really is "the other one"

[@Hellbrid]

Being stuffed with Cat Dad Schlatt content takes away the pain of late upload 🖤

[@xzy5690]

tucker is such a sweet and shy guy.

[@skyecinnie]

0:30 i hate being a video watchener

[@Neihael]

Me too

[@katinthehat1420]

As someone who gets a good chunk of their wage from tips, I hate tipping. Like why can't they just pay me my tipped wage or at least close to it? It just seems like a way to make employees fight.

[@Azsweettea]

love you guys. this pod keeps me insane.

[@TactiDoom]

Jschlatt got the Michael de Santa energy talking about the valets😂

[@JosiahBradley]

Can we get the cat an official spot? Small mic and stuff and a kitty cam in the corner.

[@kaiko70]

2:50 That Schlatt impression was spot on and funny

[@charlotjejane4521]

schlatt being a cat dad really completes me

[@kennylaysh2776]

Most restaurants around here have 18% as the 'middle' option. I usually leave it in the middle option, unless it's a rare case of them being exceptional. Tipping is one of the dumbest things we still do in America, and EVERY service wants tops. The freaking car wash wants tips, the one were you literally just drive through and they just watch you. They don't do anything. You tip so they watch your go through. do they even fix your mirrors that get pushed in on the other side? No. Screw car washes.

[@Epelpaj]

Tedward and Jebediah have created another banger

[@3ma0nlin3]

Cant wait for Thomas to sadly pass away completely naturally and unsuspiciously on my 20th birthday ! Thank you Shingles for this wonderful gift !

[@blinkingwhiteguy2244]

this is the best podcast to listen to while doing ted’s little dance

[@guitubagrips9719]

Help i can't stop doing a little dance

[@piersyfy4148]

Now we finally understand why he's wearing that "Kenough" shirt lmao

[@Goober7089]

Let’s not forget the 2079 people jschlatt kidnapped earlier this year

[@duncanhanna7855]

as an earth science major, i too am saddened daily by our nation and world

[@Hellbrid]

I love that there are 2 timestamps named Schlatt's Cats😂🖤

[@bokbokwok]

i love jambo in the corner nervously looking behind him every time soup growls

[@sjverde0]

Schatt's baby voice is mildly terrifying

[@probablyerin3230]

Everytime I rewatch and see tucker in Either Hated Or Ignored SB merch it absolutely throws me… he has taste

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

Sleep Deprived never succeeds to make my day

[@springzero]

Idgaf about the news, I want to see Schlatt's cats

[@iamvolition3755]

Schlatt is a surprisingly wholesome guy deep down.

[@blobvisfan666]

Last minute was the best content I've seen from this podcast ngl.

[@slaughterparks]

tucker's $b shirt is so fire!!! did not expect him to be the type of guy to listen to them LOL

[@Vintagium]

I'm genuinely not even trying to be para-social or anything but Schlatt outside of the character he does reminds me a horrific amount of my dad. Should I introduce my dad to Schlatt's content?

[@maximumphlegm]

yes

[@painperdu13]

Yes

[@number1riker]

You should have an episode where you generate AI generated images and the others have to guess what the prompt was

[@Cowgutz]

I enjoyed the whole shlatt cat segment

[@EvanUnknown]

I sacrificed myself to the research on how they get the 'fun fluid' from the apes, and they put the apes under anesthesia and then use a 'glorious electric phallic object' to stimulate them into getting what they want and need for 'research' and 'science'. Anyway, great videos Schlarambe!

[@hannamcc]

☹️

[@TannCo2]

I would just like Schlatt to know that I watched this with my own black cat, Ninja, hanging out next to me the whole time. Black cats rule!

[@Teaman.terr23]

Idea, tucker gets weird creapypastas and we see shlats and Teds reactions. The good ones the bad. And the awful

[@Thebettergeorge]

56:32 Spotted lanternflys are an invasive bug from japan that was shipped via cargo ship from japan and was only opened in Pennsylvania but the spottern lanternfly's feast on a certain kind of tree in the north eastern United States that is VERY rare to find because it grows out of ashes from forest fires and the spottern lanternfly's started to chop the numbers of them down to a hand full of trees in Pennsylvania then they migrated to New Jersey were thry reaked havic, this was when people started hearing about them. Soon, they reached New York, then reached as far down south as florida, and as north as Maine. Im not sure about how far west they've made it, but the situation is BAD.

[@maddiejg-kx7pd]

i love schlussy's cats

[@fireskull7974]

Tucker scares the living shit out of me in this new light ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK MARKET FOR PLANTS OMFG

[@NathanCudgel]

Man love this amateur podcast, these guys are going to hit it big one day

[@Yaheeeeee]

As someone who worked in the restaurant industry for years I find it hilarious when people talk about tipping. Without tipping restaurant employees would not make a livable wage. While I do not agree with tipping for basic cashier work, servers and bartenders need to be competent and knowledgeable in many different areas which encompass jobs such as cashiers, customer service specialists, and nutritionists, and must maintain knowledge of local and federal food and liquor service guidelines. This applies to the U.S. please check the information for your jurisdiction accordingly.

[@tonybishop3686]

Ted should tip me 90%