Gayle - Episode 33: Trader Joe'd

[@novah6439]

i work at trader joes and have now realized how many people ive joed to shreds

[@amandaschmidt9528]

The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.

[@xonikkiecal]

You people are a disease I keep getting cause I can’t stop going back

[@weirdorangeyankabetch]

YOU'RE A *MoNsTeR* !!!

[@drummingboys5010]

@@amandaschmidt9528 lmao!!!!

[@CaedusDeorum]

I hope you've quit

[@rachelm.a.4224]

I like how DAVE....knows exactly what to do to calm Gayle down

[@masonanderson1811]

I love how you capitalize DAVE to show how it’s properly pronounced

[@kanukulgood]

Fanning her with a Bon Appetite? 😂

[@elizabethbennet4791]

@@masonanderson1811 It's also kinda like DAAAAVE.

[@mm-jk4sx]

AuralAudacity ASMR or DOAVVEE

[@Andrew-ti1do]

He’s a good supportive husband

[@THOSEMOSCOMEDY]

"I'm buying avocados to throw at my husband, and red peppers to scream into on the drive home" HAHAHA

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

I have actually memorized this closing affirmation.

[@maryalice8866]

😁😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethbennet4791]

not green peppers, RED peppers allow for a higher soundproofing capacity.

[@boopsbucket]

Oh my god, I used to work at Trader Joe's, and this is the best thing I've ever seen. Apart from some crazy, cultish crew members, everyone HATES having to go on register and put on that fake, engaging act... next time you're at the checkout hating the person ringing you up, take comfort in the knowledge that we hate you too. But not as much as we hate ourselves for the grinning drivel we're forced to spew. lol.

[@AL-vq1mz]

😂 lmfao

[@creepycustard2383]

A system where both members are forced to be happy and hate it furiously. What sort of dystopian level shit is this?

[@honeycomb937]

i'm moving to america and joining that fucking cult

[@Visplight]

@MountainRain You know, the funny thing is, all the cashiers in Germany were really nice.

[@autumnmalick2987]

This comment is 🔥🔥🔥

[@wordsthatrhyme]

"He had the day off, but he came in just to play the air guitar!" LOL!!

[@selenaramos4650]

I wonder if he's ever been lushed

[@gabbiesmith8877]

ohsoselestial oh boy. Being lushed feels great while it happens. But once you step out of the store you realize that you had been hypnotized.

[@Hopeful_dreamer]

I love their products, but hate going in there- especially alone!

[@daniellehigh591]

ohsoselestial so funny! I was thinking about how I got lushed in San Diego a couple years ago. A lot better than being trader joed.

[@ManiacalViolet]

Oooof yes this is real wow

[@prettyhamburger6462]

The worst part is that they ask you if you know how a specific product works, and even though you say yes, they'll explain it anyway and you're just standing there like, please, I just want to go smell all the hand creams by myself!!

[@willmcpherson2]

Best opening ever. This is easily in the top 5 Gayle episodes

[@skyewheeler202]

I agree!

[@KeyvyKeyChannel]

every gayle episode is in the top 5 gayle episodes

[@beatlesrutles]

There are 9.9K views - and I think 1K are my husband and me

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

​@@beatlesrutles 9.9k? It's half a million now. Was it 9.9k just a year ago?

[@vanessabludgens]

Just wanted to say that I've been dealing with clinical depression this year and watching your series helps me feel better about going forward with my day. Thanks for the laughs. They are so good for the body and mind!!

[@vanessabludgens]

Also terry is legit me I love her

[@mrj4990]

KT Brooke hope you're doing okay, I'm going along the same rocky road, it will get better!

[@QueenNandoss]

KT Brooke Sending positive vibes your way hope everything is going better for you friend.

[@TransMoira]

Same here. I’m glad I found this series, because it really does help. I hope you’re doing better now.

[@josie3221]

i have a feeling everyone who likes gayle suffers from some form of depression

[@allature]

That black girl with the spoken word bit killed it

[@ukmedicfrcs]

agreed

[@riaice714]

"I thought you said Billy Joel was the personification of Erectile dysfunction." "I stand by that."

[@michellelekas211]

Billy Joelblaaaach

[@creepycustard2383]

Actually starts a successful crouton company *doesn’t react Daughter starts support group that gains eleven members *goes power mad God I love this series

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

YES

[@butterflytaster5553]

glad to see the sat prep teacher has finally been released into the world only to stumble his way back into the waters-waters household

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I like how the camera is angled upward during the flashbacks to the Trader Joe's cashier, even though Gayle probably would have been at least eye-level if not taller, to (I assume) emphasize how traumatically oppressive the whole experience was 😆.

[@makaylaspinas36]

I'm a Trader Joes employee and I'm laughing my ass off

[@Leoji0325]

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE, U DON'T KNOW MY DINNER!

[@AlyssaRobinson2092]

Trader Joe's is REAL?!?!?!

[@sarahbirkhofer4497]

YES! hahaha

[@weirdorangeyankabetch]

IS THIS ALL TRUE?!?!

[@beatlesrutles]

Leave me be I'm not your friend You're not as charming as you'd like to believe I don't want to have fun on your terms Just because you're in a Hawaiian shirt doesn't mean you make me smile You don't know me I don't care if you like the product I'm getting, don't try to infer in your perverse mind what it is I'm making tonight based off my grocery evidence It's not Mexican Night at my house tonight, I'm buying avocados to throw at my husband and red peppers to scream into on the drive home

[@iLOVEpalestineNlebanonFOREVER]

beatlesrutles you watched this video too?

[@weirdorangeyankabetch]

@@iLOVEpalestineNlebanonFOREVER Ba Dum Tiss!

[@lightningshy5287]

Why is it that comments that are literally just quoting directly from the video are always getting the most likes?

[@maryalice8866]

😜🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@dark-vigilant]

Lmao thank you! I was waiting for this! I really should write this quote out and show it to the Trader Joe’s cashiers to let them know that I’m not putting up with their fake happy shxt.

[@bukuroshebytyci185]

I once saw an older male employee tickle a younger female employee carrying a bunch of boxes. He then looked me in the eye and said, “we have fun here :D” It was horrific.

[@tatehildyard5332]

How is that considered charming? That’s just an HR violation

[@nobodyimportant2534]

That just SCREAMS predator

[@Lucifersfursona]

How to make sure I can’t go to Trader Joe’s after the incident where I hit a dude that one time

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

🤮

[@d.w.stratton4078]

Help.

[@skyliestardust]

I had never heard of anyone drinking Dewar’s and Amaretto together before, so I just looked it up and wouldn’t you know it - it’s a cocktail called “The Godfather.” This show is so smart and works on so many levels. Chris Fleming never ceases to amaze me.

[@parakeetsparrotsbirds9291]

Exactly!

[@catherinegilbert8360]

Gayle in the purple suit, looks a little like Willy Wonka

[@Donkeytron64]

Looks like a male violin teacher

[@MissJRR13]

Catherine Gilbert I thought of the joker lol

[@maryalice8866]

😄😄😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@kenzthebenz282]

Dude every time Gayle calls terry her son I fucking die

[@sirmicothesilly]

Are you a final fantasy boss perchance

[@fergusfraser8641]

After my dog died last year I went into Trader Joe's and passed his favorite dog snacks and started bawling. The Trader Joes girls hugged me and gave me flowers. When they have to pull that energy together for good, they can bring it. 😂

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Honestly, I enjoy the banter. I just can’t stand coworkers flirting in front of customers (especially in a lame way)

[@jane.s4052]

I was once at Trader Joe's and when the cashier asked what I was doing today, and I said I was washing my ferret for some reason (I do not own a ferret and never have) and then there was an extremely awkward conversation about my fake ferret who I named Bob. If you ever get Joe'd, at least go down with a bang.

[@ManiacalViolet]

🤣❣

[@lightningshy5287]

In regards to the beginning of the video, I think this might be the friendliest conversation Gayle has ever had with Dave

[@gabriellarodriguez5275]

It's been about 5 years since i found my Trader Joe's support group. The PTSD has calmed down. But i still struggled with anxiety. One week ago, they were playing "Happy" by Pharrell Williams, the employee asked me if i was making guacamole, and--they found out it was my birthday. I was left in shambles until I realized that some people from the New D in my part of town would be at my house in about 18 hours and 34.56 minutes, and my roast wasn't in the oven. Well, I needed my roast to be tender and cooked to perfection, so i used my legs and karate chopped those Trader Joe's employees. I ended up with an ankle bracelet but my roast was cooked to tender perfection. I mean, it was more tender than a baby's foot on a warm summer day in Cape Cod

[@JustTooSaxy]

eskeetit what would you have done?

[@jalapeno1119]

Trader Joe's does nawt halp an cermet groaw

[@victorialisa_]

I’m surprised that wasn’t in the script lol

[@Natalie-101]

I FOUND IT. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO SAVE EARTH. Gayle may be forever gone but her legacy doesn't have to be! If every person writes just a few scripts for gayle monologues every month, we might just be ok

[@Lucifersfursona]

That last sentence made me feel like early Americans seeing the first film of a train driving towards the camera

[@rudistoybarn9511]

Didn't Gayle hold that guy captive

[@ediesongbird3163]

Rudi’s Toy Barn yes I think that’s the tutor

[@Winter-ul9kq]

@@ediesongbird3163 it was the brother with the spanish guitar

[@Winter-ul9kq]

@@ediesongbird3163 oh yeah lmao he was at the trader joe'd meeting also

[@aksjdksk5754]

He's also on stranger things

[@jnol784]

@@aksjdksk5754 RIGHT???

[@keepXonXrockin]

Back when Corona-induced had an entirely different meaning

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

Haha 😄 glad someone else noticed that

[@EmiliusReturns]

Ok but Dave was very supportive here, immediately coming in clutch fanning her with the magazine.

[@girlguitarist]

This may have been the best episode ever. Also, DAT PURPLE PANT SUIT.

[@RWHsuzuki44]

i agree

[@shdhbr]

God I love this series. Can't relate though, we have to exact opposite to this in England. It's out of the ordinary for a cashier to say more than 3 words to anyone, let alone crack jokes. And that's the way it should be

[@michellelekas211]

Yeah but come to a liquor store in a low income area in the US You’ll see som h8

[@applecatsandwatermelons8199]

😂😂 "they talk to you with the confidence and botched whimsy of a camp counselor at the end of August!"

[@willmcpherson2]

"Please stop singing, it's hurting my tip."

[@MK-dh2mi]

The real difference between introverts and extroverts is how you feel emotionally in the trader joes checkout line.

[@WhitWellingLautner]

One guy even threw his fedora at the end of the song

[@stephenfiora9063]

don't try to infer in your perverse mind what it is I am making tonight based on my grocery evidence

[@user-or1ye3iz6d]

DAVE's legs swaying to "Don't stop believin" is so sweet and typical of him. 😂

[@annanbjhfbjdhfmxnbfvj8447]

he was at the soup kitchen before you even had eyes

[@timothygibbs9527]

"JOY BEHAR'S STINKY PINKY!!!" Beautiful.

[@rainmeadows5024]

“It was like a planetarium of trying too hard” omg I’ll cry this is my fav episode

[@potatoe3675]

WHAT IS THIS WHY AM I LAUGHIGNG SO FUCKIN HARD

[@spf_500]

+Po Tatoe DONT QUESTION IT!! ITS TAKIEN OVER ALL OF US!

[@chriscole5770]

id like to send this to Trader Joe's headquarters

[@randomcat4940]

Chris Cole now asap

[@spacekitty6568]

"He was strutin' around the place like his dad invented Sour Patch Kids or some shit" That killed me!! Edit: Oh Jesus and the first few moments after the title card

[@veedubyu]

I watched this series in like 2016 when I was a college student, and this was the first time I'd heard of Trader Joes because there were none where I grew up. Then I moved to California and it was the only grocery store in my town. I still remember my first few encounters with the overly friendly hawaiian shirt TJs cashiers and feeling like I finally understood this video

[@morganwaas4868]

The beginning accurately describes how I feel after interacting with anyone

[@ryankelly7832]

That song at the end.... fucking hysterical.... "You rolled up in the Acura, saw me and Dennis bouncing butts!"

[@mb11]

I return to this video just to hear that song. It’s an unreleased masterpiece.

[@jacobmccann7682]

@@mb11 It is, in fact released. Brian Heveron Smith, come to my dad's house, $1 for that and a hole album of beef hutchins. That song is on my Ipod.

[@clarathemusicgirl]

I'm rewatching Gayle and the guy in the red jacket from the support group is in the new Series of Unfortunate Events series as one of Olaf's henchmen! So cool!

[@julianar4032]

clarathemusicgirl OH MY GOD THANK YOU, I knew i recognized him from somewhere but couldn't put my finger on it!!!

[@LyricNear]

I love Matty Cardarople. He makes such a good person of indeterminate gender.

[@snug_as_a_bug]

he was in stranger things as well

[@chigasakigaijin]

You gotta be beefin' me! Another Trader Joe's-themed episode and we're blessed with more Beef Hutchins!

[@lila.1441]

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WITH THE RED JACKET IN THE TRADER JOED GROUP WAS ON STRANGER THINGS

[@BaaFoKeemb]

We are all overlooking the amazing lyrics to that song

[@daisyharris6523]

The arcade guy from Stranger Things 2 is in this!!

[@thehutch1674]

My dad is a Trader Joe's employee and I am 100% showing him this because it's so freaking funny!!!!!

[@Thombomb818]

IS THAT NEW BEEF HUTCHINS I HEAR?!

[@ssun9074]

Finally paid attention to the lyrics of the song at the end... I'm crying

[@ryankelly7957]

I think this is the best Gayle episode. I come back to it all the time. A masterpiece.

[@PrettyPinkPeacock]

My family keeps worrying about my bursting into laughter this is GOLD

[@nijohn12]

I AM SCREEAMING "please stop singing it's hurting my tip." his face was so dead pan lmao!

[@austinf6305]

There needs to be some new episodes focused on Gayle during the pandemic. They would just write themselves.

[@krissstewart2275]

"A Corona-induced Jimmy Buffet wet night-terror" THIS is what I'm gonna get tattooed on my ass

[@gingersal8052]

I hope you haven't, it rings differently now XD

[@hallehangen1517]

This is one of the best episodes

[@CrustofCreation]

He's out there like a Kennedy😂

[@chloehorseshoe7827]

"it was like a *Corona* induced Jimmy Buffett went night terror." Well shoot.

[@fashionlurveable]

OML

[@literallyanythingelse]

i think it was "wet night terror"

[@bestaqua23]

True

[@TheSmileyFaces8D]

Is that guy to the left of Gayle in the thumbnail one of the henchmen in the series of unfortunate events netflix series?

[@IdeaBug]

zippy o yes. He's also in stranger things

[@LyricNear]

Matty Cardarople! He's great.

[@lilyn.7299]

I was JUST thinking about that 😂

[@fortheloveofjoshtiggerbear5115]

He's an A list extra

[@carolyn_h9218]

Yes he is and he’s freaking fantastic ahhh

[@marihawley]

Today i went to Trader Joe's and asked an innocent question about a holiday plant and was trapped in a 10 minute conversation against my will....I came to this video to feel seen.

[@Steph4nie99]

Lots of recognizable faces from past episodes. It's a good thing.

[@hollyken3]

“How’d she get outside” 😂😂

[@randomcat4940]

4th wall breaks that how

[@BadActingWYIM]

I literally teared up. one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen

[@avidreader2316]

THAT PURPLE SUIT GAYLE IS A FASHION ICON

[@marthaf691]

I got joed the other day bc I was buying mini pumpkins and the cashier was like “wow, these keep getting smaller every year!”

[@Comeneth]

Isn't that the guy Gayle had chained in her house so Terri could practice for the SAT?

[@bunfortressmanperson4221]

literally every single line in this video has me CRYING

[@reevecoble1812]

I’m so happy the newer Gayle episodes have bassoon samples

[@madogblue]

Wow the help group scene was at a whole new level. Like prime time hit tv show level. You guys are really evolving the series!

[@flux.aeterna]

“Rare is it that you see the consequences of hubris with such immediacy”

[@wtglb]

Marty the Tutor is back!!

[@RWHsuzuki44]

i know but now hes carl

[@wtglb]

He'll always be Marty the Tutor to me!

[@Angel-fs6zl]

this was oddly so beautiful and moving

[@girlmonster00]

I'm not American, so Gayle is basically my only source of knowledge about trader joe's. sounds fascinating.

[@oriaaane]

The words "corona-induced" have really changed in 8 years

[@rainmeadows5024]

“He was strutting around the place like his dad invented sour patch kids or some shit”

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I went to America once and actually went to a Trader Joe's, I was in que and all of a sudden this man in a loud shirt rings this Bell and scared the crap out of me. Great peppermint bark though. Happy Christmas all.

[@brianheveron-smith1062]

Download me and Fleming's new single here: bheveronsmith.bandcamp.com/album/gayle-music

[@megangallagher4047]

Listening to this while shopping at tjs makes me feel powerful

[@miriamnelson8151]

This show is actually genius. The camp counselor/ukulele line 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@secretmantisman]

Fun fact the guy that starts talking at 6:05 is actually a character in the Series of Unfortunate Events Netflix series. I noticed him in it and I knew I had seen him before and traced it back to this. So you know... Good job dude!

[@GregChandler1]

Best show on KZbin. Truly BRILLIANT!!!!

[@flowersafeheart]

My favorite part so far is how the husband and daughter rock out to the part of the story about chaotic music... ...on continued watching, my second favorite part is them reading the support group script together. "Just because you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt doesn't mean you make me smile." ...okay, on continued watching, everything after 8:40 is my favorite + also a pretty solid biz model for a support group in general

[@BadActingWYIM]

I was picking up my sister from trader joes today and this cashier comes over to my sister and gently pulls her cart away while seductively saying "i can take you over here" i could not. i ran out of the store trying not to die. DXD gayle was right

[@maryalice8866]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😁😁😃🤣😃🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MxDae]

Wow, this hurts my soul

[@grxce.99]

I couldn't stop watching the squirrel at 12:42 in the window

[@richardsands9772]

+Grace Miles Totally worth watching Chris over and over. You see things!

[@chelseakleckner2725]

This deserves so many more views

[@Lucifersfursona]

Gayle got that pantsuit from an 80s miami businessman’s corpse. And it looks amazing on her.

[@more444store6]

I love Dave's character, you never see his face but he is always watching out for Gayle. Reminding her that she should not have gone to Trader Joes's, she knew better. I literally love this comedy. Makes me laugh more than any other!

[@BriansRainbowOverIreland]

I’ve been watching Chris Fleming before work lately. Really improves a difficult day

[@gooberdog]

This is not an exaggeration, I lived in Massachusetts for a year and the employees were actually like this no joke

[@mollyquade7521]

"You don't really like to eat out, do you Terry?"

[@kirbie2640]

"Your father and I love to eat out."

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

We’ve all known this from day one.......

[@ForNowItsMatt]

If only this brand of comedy was on a network such as 30 Rock it would do outstandingly.

[@LaLa-xf7ku]

I know I'm late to this party, but better late then never! I LOVE Gayle!! Bellylaughing!

[@TheLadyoftheday]

Please stop singing. It's hurting my tip

[@thomase13]

Theladyoftheday Do Americans seriously give out tips in a grocery store??!?

[@Dimestoreman]

thomase13 No.

[@boulevard4145]

thomase13 probably in fucking Trader Joe’s lmao

[@fwarg]

Every line of this episode is genius.

[@dumpstercub2902]

I’m ENRAPTURED by the song at the end

[@MeeshPolack]

This is the best Gayle episode so far

[@arieluv615]

I literally cant with this episode!!! I'm laughing so hard right now!!

[@SammyStrawberry27]

Trader Joe's is onje of my favorite stores but this was hilarious

[@ZijnShayatanica]

If I'm not mistaken, I heard the lyrics "I've got a mini-fridge, you've got a small dick" being sung earnestly during that Trader Joe's Support Group montage. If I am mistaken, that's unfortunate but I'm gonna headcannon that anyway.

[@purplecatsaysmeow]

I earned the mini fridge while playing sdv tonight and immediately starting singing that

[@ZijnShayatanica]

@purplecatsaysmeow That is iconic. I love that for you. 😂🤣