CHURCHES HATE ME (Gmod Hide & Seek)

[@twingate2]

"You do look like a concerned father right now, Sark." "And you look like a gay couple that´s suffering from cancer." That went downhill really fast. :)

[@johnamos7082]

I could not help but laugh hysterically

[@VidmanBarca89]

Matt Simpson and he was so quick with it too

[@HamsterEliteRo]

:D

[@fair8195]

Let jus say, I shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did ahahah

[@NickelNight]

I know what you mean, I spat out my drink from that one. XD.

[@crayzeefool]

"And you look like a gay couple that´s suffering from cancer." I've not laughed that hard for a long time - thanks *Mr Sark*

[@jimmyzeke13]

Sark's face during that alarm at 3:30 is priceless.

[@InuyashaFanatic13]

Cathy.. Catabot... Cats... Nanners' extreme love of cats all of a sudden makes so much adorable sense.

[@archailestrike6626]

churces simply hate me because i don't keep still that's probally why i was kicked out of jahova witness XD

[@NoPrefect]

sora hikari Fucking near miss, dude!

[@The2Trolles]

Churches HATE HIM! Find out how this man earned a spot in Heaven in this EASY 8 minute trick!

[@MrRedsnake]

Nice

[@bartdrent4740]

his god didn't protect him this time.

[@MrRedsnake]

bart drent pretty sure he's irreligious, used to be Mormon though.

[@RaawHax]

+Mr. Redsnake Sark used to be a Mormon? That's fucked up, glad he got out of that shit

[@MrRedsnake]

marceronni lol yeah, he broke two arms on his bike going door to door. He talked about it during a machinima respawn inbox episode

[@romaindubray2325]

The one time Sark gets the chance to be the one jumping on other peoples head (twice in a row at that), the one and only time... this kind of bullshit happens. There must be a curse on you Sark ... you must have done something terrible... well you obviously have done terrible things but which one could've led to such a cruel malediction ?

[@Ishmu_the_Crazy]

Clearly it's punishment for breaking all those stained glass windows.

[@vinnieFTW]

I'd say it's all those hobos he's murdered. But is that a crime?

[@romaindubray2325]

Kareem Saïid Yep. Le genre de prénom qui ne trompe pas, n'est ce pas ?! :p

[@frothier76]

Cathys angry voice at the end tho.

[@swordsmancs]

"Sark! You lead me to them, now!" so sweet

[@GrandIronTarkus]

Oh my god. I've just realised that the border to Sark's facecam changes depending on what team he is on. The attention to detail is fucking outstanding

[@xavdervish4460]

"You lead me to them now" that had to be the most adorable demand ever

[@Scootworth]

Cathys "You lead me to them. Now!" Was the most adorable thing ever hahahaha

[@Raven-yv6di]

Sark totally let Jon go at 0:37 and I respect that. Never get tired of coming back to old videos!

[@Huskeraa]

"And you look like a gay couple suffering from cancer" Am i bad person for laughing my ass off so much that i had tears coming out of my eyes?

[@DezhezzCraft]

Nope, that's Sark's humor, if you didn't laugh at that part, you're a bad person XD

[@hannaraine2005]

At least _your_ tears came out of your *eyes*.

[@ShadowReapers23]

That face he made when he climbed up the ladder had me crying

[@HanMasho]

Jesus got his revenge for breaking those stained glass windows. So much for turning the other cheek. Good ol' JC is like a Klingon when it comes to revenge.

[@TheMrSark]

Baron von Han hahaha

[@morganfreeman4853]

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. _gives Mr Sark some ice cream_

[@Daioblis]

Morgan Freeman (You're supposed to use the * )

[@LeviathanTamer31]

***** *Slaps Diablos* You don't tell Morgan Freeman what to do, you only do what Morgan Freeman narrates you to do.

[@morganfreeman4853]

_Kylee Smalley slaps Diablos and you read it in Morgan Freeman's voice_

[@evanc.1591]

1:00 “every doghouse, outhouse, old folks house, house for unwed mothers, hallways homes, catacombs, twilight zones. Looking for techniques, turntables, and gramophones. So take a last lick of your ice cream cones, and lock up what you still want to own. But please be kind, and don’t rewind, all of your pretty, your pretty little rags and bones.“

[@Rock5Chalk]

The ONE time Sark gets head, he falls into a church.

[@shadowmage661]

damn it i was drinking milk when sark made the gay couple suffering from cancer joke. I barely managed to not have it come out my nose

[@HamsterEliteRo]

I was coughing ( i have a bad cold) and it almost made me vomit due to the laughing.

[@T-M-F]

I was just _watching_, and i just laughed _normally_ :D

[@PeakCasual]

I was eating Cereal got damn it.....

[@movieholic-92]

I let out a hideously sharp laugh at that joke, lol.

[@akumuryuu]

"I slide down the roof"... how come noone realized he pretty much gave away his location?

[@patmacalister]

I know right, it's not like there is more than one roof.

[@akumuryuu]

Well... yeah, I guess there's not one, but the amount of climbable roofs is pretty limited.

[@joesoria2624]

They were against Cathy soo...

[@superdubesgaming]

Every time I watch one of your videos it makes me wish I was better at editing my own. Keep up the good work Mr. Sark. You're an inspiration to the little guy. Even if churches hate you and make you drop through the ceiling.

[@pyrl_av]

"... a gay couple that's suffering from cancer" 😂😂

[@hipsterhunter4eva901]

Sark’s just got unparalleled royalty free music taste

[@TiltRepairMan]

Doing my annual watch through, love you miss you. ❤️

[@nyxkere1872]

Sark, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Get it? Because you fell through.... Ok, never mind, I'll just be going now *walks out*

[@enzku1238]

Your comment gave me cancer.

[@nyxkere1872]

Enzku Not Ebola? Damn, I was hoping to give someone Ebola :3

[@LeviathanTamer31]

Nyx Kere Well the amount of likes that horrible joke got gave me Ebola AND Small Pox just for good measure. *Dies*

[@THEATOMBOMB035]

7:43 Cathy: Sark, you lead me to them, Now! D:< XD my god FLUTTERSHY is more threatening then what I heard out of that threat

[@124Nightwing]

I choked and couldn't breathe for a solid twenty seconds at the "gay couple suffering from cancer" bit.

[@OttoMannShrimpire]

"And you look like a gay couple that's suffering through cancer" Jesus Christ

[@alexdouglas7803]

I died at that

[@GRIMREAPER0100]

This part made me spit out my water

[@s1ke912]

so did they...eventually

[@marcinmos99]

it gets me every time

[@nickcheney4749]

Sark's music sounds like a documentary about frogs soundtrack

[@PJMack068]

has sark taken improv classes or something?? I mean I've always been impressed with where his mind goes for jokes but after watching him riff at 3:00, "a gay couple that's suffering through cancer" haha omg I'm both shocked and envious he earned a fan

[@borisboslul9975]

He plays board games with comedians every week, or so I've heard.

[@Bazooka_Momma]

1:07 sark JUST happened to say whore house as he finds Cathy 😂 he saves himself and clarifies immediately

[@WhatIsGoingOnEreThen]

After the cancer joke I really wanted to see how nanners & the others reacted xD

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Those cartoon sound effects were CLASSIC, and so perfectly timed!

[@rensii6305]

3:15 lmfaooo coffee came out my nose.

[@ScrattleGG]

3:30 Kids, it was at this point that good old Mr. Sark knew he was completely fucked.

[@hudsolo]

The long videos are appreciated Mr. Sark.

[@_Bread-_-]

"You lead me to them, NOW!" She sounded so funny when she said that

[@MxMivx]

So close to 1 million

[@nickparsons5315]

Fuck I miss these days....

[@wyvern713]

Did anyone else notice that one of the stained glass windows (the first one Sark passes at about 5:30 or so) is of a South Park-type character???

[@wyvern713]

You can see another one across the church at about 6:04

[@SpazzShell]

Thanks Mr Sark for another frickin hilarious video! Love yuh man! Keep up the great work cause you are my favorite KZbinr!

[@samueljacobson470]

I love sarks face when he had the close call with Jon.

[@NoPrefect]

The Mapmaker obviously planned for greed. You flew too close to the sun, Sarkarus.

[@knutstrand6486]

Catabot is just so adorable when she plays Gmod Hide & Seek with you guyes :p

[@Ninjaofquest]

"I can't fit a Bible between you two, back it off lovebirds." Oh, the nostalgic feelings of overprotective chaperones at school dances. lol

[@AveCave1]

Sark is honestly the funniest person i watch on youtube.

[@agigglingturtle1754]

Wow that was such a demanding tone at the end Cathy. "You take me to them, now!" XD

[@NickelNight]

2 vids in nearly 2 days. Its a dream come true

[@rasembers1831]

Hearing cathy swear is the funniest thing ever

[@irfman87]

One of my fave episodes of hide and seek so far.

[@HawkEyeA53B]

3:17 - ROFL. That's golden Sark. Pure comedy gold.

[@naruto4sakura4sasuke]

6:10 am I the only one who noticed the southpark looking window? xD

[@mehheh4182]

Dat ending lol. So funny! Love your videos Sark. Keep up the great effort!

[@DominoTopplerTannerE]

3:34 SARK'S FACE!!!!

[@CaringDolphin37]

Only Sark can make a church, gay, and cancer joke in under 20 seconds

[@88Brycey]

Never realized this until now but when Sark is seeking, the border around his face is red and when hes hiding its blue

[@webslinger7772]

I'll burst into flames if I step into church, don't worry Sark you are not alone.

[@uchihagoddess103]

What an amazing entrance for church at the end. XD

[@MalcomTidus]

Oh Sark. Your classy, well-edited videos make any shitty day SO MUCH BETTER!

[@DonCarton]

I can't put the Bible between you two, Respawn Inbox, Christmas Eve, best episode ever.

[@Never_heart]

Nanners doing his map experiments must be the bane of so many people's lives

[@ZeGuyFly]

3:28 never stop using that alarm sound. LOVE IT

[@C4RP3Tgaming]

aaah the great mr sark! Always makes me happy when you upload a video. Great stuff!

[@FBIsecurityVAN]

I'm on my 5th annual solo watch party of my "SarkyPoo is my savior" playlist And I still love every moment

[@MartinKhoder]

The joke with the cathouse and Catabot was very SARKasctic *wink*

[@giovanni2101]

I find cathy and Adams little love bird moments when playing with their friends super kawaii

[@wendydelarosa5247]

Sark's videos never fail to amuse me. Especially Sark's messed up humor! XD

[@TylerAvr]

"And you look like a gay couple suffering from cancer" - Mr Sark 2014 xD

[@bencokus9723]

Probably the greatest Sark moment

[@AlpacaNateGaming]

Sarks face when it pauses when he's surprised by Jon

[@SoarkologyXC]

Dude you keep getting better, so entertaining!

[@jeremoe0312]

This has me in tears

[@EJHaviland]

Nice "Fugitive" reference, Sark!

[@carn109]

How many times have I rewatched these videos now?

[@Vamp_iree]

Sark- "Omg I just crashed through the ceiling!" Me- "That's what she said."

[@spencer6207]

"You look like a gay couple, suffering from cancer" -MrSark

[@gtafan110010]

did not expect the ceiling to actually break. Means the developers knew some people would get to the top. Crazy

[@romaindubray2325]

Either that or there is some trigger somewhere to make the BELL itself fall which would make much more sense... but if the map was created for this gamemode then what you said might be the origin of this "feature".

[@ThePandaAwkward]

Thanks for making awesome content Sark. Keep it up!

[@level138inrs]

Had to favourite this. So many hilarious moments! Loved the creativity to get out the map. I wonder if t was intended. , seeing as you crashed through the roof

[@ryanlimberg797]

It's almost like Sark knew I wanted a new video of his to watch right now. Got to this vid 3 mins after upload time.

[@MisMisWhovianposts]

the face Sark pulled at 3:33 XD at this moment he knew... he fucked up

[@88Brycey]

Too good I came back today and watched this

[@wolvesrfun]

How am I not subscribed!? I feel like a bad person because I honestly thought I've been subscribed for a while. XD Sark's videos are fun to watch!

[@llamaofvinter5801]

Sark, never change.

[@theafkaptain4042]

Sark's face at 3:30 ... priceless!

[@Su_May]

Sark is so sweet towards Cathy! :)

[@spookymelon4205]

catabot : you lead me to them ! NOW ! XD

[@AkantiaVT]

I just kind of died of laughter when he started up the chaperone conversation XD

[@beginner5903]

Cathy at the end, so adorable.

[@RelaxxedRage]

Sark is my spirit animal

[@TheKookiecraft]

I feel like when the creator made that breakable, this was what he was thinking: "Ahhh..... a beautiful map complete! Let's just take a step back, relax, and- wait a minute.... If Nanners ever plays on this he'll try to hide in the bell tower... better make that floor breakable to stop some Nanners-Voodoo-Bullshit-Magic!"

[@icebat10]

Mr Sark's face at 3:29. Priceless.

[@k1llez4fun65]

3:30 Sark’s face is priceless

[@TheWarrior2387]

3:30 That face tho.

[@AsanpiCh]

+TheWarrior2387 lmao, and his priceless "Vietnam Flashback" reaction.

[@chuytristan9717]

he should've zoomed in on his face and not jon. haha

[@evanblake5252]

You look really good in glasses Sark.

[@StarstruckInReverse]

Yes new vid! You are perfect Sark!

[@212Assain]

Cathy's too sweet to be menacing.

[@thatjdmfd]

YESSSSSSSSS A NEW SARK VIDEO

[@Mrgamer7281]

You said "I can't even fit a bible between you too" on an episode of inbox when you and APL were talking about church dances.

[@djlqwerty1]

The face sark makes at around 3:30 is perfect XD.

[@Justinhulk]

3:30 Sark looks like Shaggy from scooby doo at that moment

[@BRADICAL]

I was literally smiling like a fool for the entire duration of this video